/mlb/ - Nobody gets a (You) edition

Dodgers general? Dodgers general.

>a fucking duck

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Royals

>>75961110 #

ORANGE

DUCKS

>>75961874
fuck this thread, fuck baseball, and most importantly fuck the OP

A

FUCKING

DETOILET

SHITTER

Brewers averaging 5.325 runs/game with a cast of literally-whos

>Matt Wieners
>Jayson Werthless
>Bryce Pooper

>rags

>>75961964
I hate you so fucking much. If I ever see you in Dallas I will personally chokeslam you to the ground.

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A

ORANGE

DUCKS

>>75962002

hahahaha

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Cleveland Kipnises

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>SEA:Edwin Diaz removed from Mariners closer gig
>SEA:Mariners place Cano (quad) on the 10-day DL

>mariners

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>

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mariNYAS
>!

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Mike Trout? Never heard of her!

Seriously, /mlb/, how the fuck do you stop this man? He's not human.

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>>75962253
Walk him 6 times in a game and hit him with a pitch

>>75962002
Quick someone post that raging rag autistic gif

Also

Astros 28-12

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Rags

>>75962326
>recumbent fat man

Ahaha hahahahahaha

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RANGERS OFFICIALLY .500

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1stros

>>75962385
>he doesn't have a fat man to use as a chair

>>75962418
2stros

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7 game winning streak

Pooston Lastros fans on suicide watch

>>75962450
You can only reply if your team is above .600

Barry JacksonVerified account
@flasportsbuzz

Following
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Tom Koehler sent to minors, joining Conley there, as 14-24 Marlins continue lost decade. Last winning record was 2009.

>your team is so bad that two of the start pitchers are now down in the minors

and this is not forgetting that your BP is the worst in the league

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>>75962486

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>>75962292
gotcha fåm

>>75962523
Was literally joking with my friend that he was gonna get sent down after that game, kek

>>75962523
>>75962580
When are we going to do the right thing and contract both the Marlins and Rays? Floridian baseball was a mistake.

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>>75962385
rude

>>75962402
it's fun but over time this would be bad tho. >we need to be unambiguous sellers

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lmao

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8-1 in the last 9 games

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>>75962665
That's a nice pic of Brian McCann. here, have another.

>>75962702

Gattis a cute

>>75962566
I'm impressed by you guys this season. I haven't followed you guys too closely though

What's the winning formula for you guys, what players are lethal?

Lookin forward to potential matchups, regardless, it'll be good baseball

t.strobro

>>75962730
Who said anything about Gattis, faggot?

>>75962757
Winning formula? We have none. I actually don't expect to even keep winning. This team is not as great as it seems. Then again, neither are the disAstros. What are they averaging, 3 runs a game? With that pitching staff? Pretty pathetic that you losers keep posting about them.

>>75962802

Yeah well your team is gay and your mascot sucks

>>75962802
You smell like a >Rags fan but today they had 12 runs.

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>>75962757
Actually having a somewhat competent pitching staff, a new coach who wasn't a total shit player, and an offense that can at least cover for their individual shit hitting streaks.


>Charlie Blackman is terrible lmao

>>75962802
Back to being salty you falseflagging dodger cuck?

/fa/ here, just letting you know that orange and purple are gonna be very much in vogue this fall

>>75962876
>>75962824
Look at the absolute paranoia that Rangers fans and Dodgers fans have caused in this general. Every post is accused of being one or the other lmao

>>75962894

nobody gives a shit, fuck you

asshole

>>75962825
Having good staff/management can make or break a team.

We had abysmal management for a solid 8 years or so from 2006 - 2012. Even traded GMs, lol.

After getting Luhnow & Hinch shit started looking up quick.

>>75962894
The death of /èffáy/ was in 2013 after cross board cancer started invading. Your opinion does not matter.

FUCK THE LASTROS
U
C
K

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LMAO wut

>>75962969
>Dodgers fan posting literal cuck fantasies
It writes itself

>>75962961
>best score in MLB
>Lastros

Lolwut

>Rockies win game but not really

>>75962634
rays yes. but marlins never had a decent owner for people to get excited. Marlins in the beginning had decent attendance then there was a fire sale.

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>>75962969
you've played out all four scenarios in your head for the pleasure of it, didn't you

>>75962969
>ankles behind her ears
>semen dropping out of her mouth
?????????

>>75963014
The White Sox have had a much worse owner for much longer and have managed to turn a higher profit than the Marlins. There is no reason why this team should still exist.

Rockies just want Holland to get his 17th save

>>75962991
>it writes itself
Just as you FUCK yourself. You sticky virgin fuck.

>>75963051
And now you're fantasizing about me masturbating? You're a real deviant, pal.

>>75963051

this is art

And there's Holland's 17th save. One of the strangest endings I've seen in a long time.

>>75962922
>be predictable obnoxious faggots with inferiority complexes bleeding out of your ears
>wonder why everyone laughs at you at every opportunity

lol

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First AL team in 10 years to win 28 of their 1st 40 games.
When will /mlb/ admit that they're a good team?

>>75962922
Just goes to show how trip-obsessed this place is. Anons just can't resist letting DG and Tiki dominate their psyches

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Alright then.

>>75963103
>Tiki
You mean the ghost of /mlb/? Dude fucked off to /nfl/ long ago

>>75963087
DG brings batz and fun into discussions it's just you who can't stop replying

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We're not going to win another series this season, are we?

>>75963100
>Al Central

>>75963144
>philadelphia sports
I'm sorry anon

>>75962969

*takes your shit """"ace"""" yard*

Astro fans are WORSE than mest+cusb fans combined

I said it...

Wow you faggots are annoying.

>>75963189
t. DG

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>Blowing all those opportunities

>>75963157
Wrong division.

>>75963135
sup pissboi

hey there's someone over there vaguely implying they have an iota of baseball knowledge, you should go "banter" them with angry tears and vicious insults lmao

>>75963100
Astros fans are going to scatter the second they hit their first losing streak.

>Philadelphia Phaggots

>>75963227
>division so bad I can't even remember what it is

Still tho the 2nd best team in it is the rags playing .500 ball

>>75963240
Nope. Collapses happen.>>75963243

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>>75963240
We may not post as much once that happens, but we'll still be here

>>75963228
DG if funny for everyone who isn't triggered by some memes, lighten up leaf it's just a game.

>>75963135
>bantz
Reposting stale pasta is not bantz. Try this on for size
>Have a massive payroll and top tier players. Still get memed on by a cursed team

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>>75963277
yeah he's fucking hilarious

I haven't seen an angry autist humiliate themselves so regularly ever

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You may only reply if your whole division lost today

Not so fast rest of the MLB

>>75963228
you're not even replying to me dawg. Walk way from the screen. Log off. Take a breath. Empty a clip in your chest.

>>75963309
The AL Central and NL East should just be demoted to the minors

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>red sox win

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>yankees win

whats the best team to watch in the post season that isn't your own?

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>>75963317
>angry tears and vicious insults

you couldn't even stop yourself from proving me entirely right lmao

>>75963323
Your reminder for every 1 game the Red Sox win equals 1 extra day John Farrell stays in charge.

>>75963337
Jays by a big margin. No other crowd is more hype than that when the team is actually good

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detoilet

>>75963363
That was a rocket.

How weird. The Rockies have the best road record in baseball. I thought you guys said they were only good because they play in a meme park?

>>75963363
Don't give up yet, the more runs the orioles score the worse their pitchers get!

>>75963309
>entire division except Minnesota wins their last game
>entire division loses today
Is this like how women synchronize their menstrual cycles?

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It's just funny because the MLB knows Trumbo and Davis are on steroids and do nothing about it

>>75963378
PROTIP: it's not the altitude that does it; it's the lack of humidity.

>>75963378
Rockies actually really struggle when they have to play long homestands in the meme air

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>>75963302
your obsession with me is actually scathing. you have far too much time on your hands. i really want you to seek professional help as i have seen what unstable people look like and the things they do. get better, or just slit your neck in the woods so you dont trouble anyone with the cleanup.

>>75963378
their park is the reason they're never good. I watch a lot of mlb network and they had a reason why they're good now but I can't be fucked to explain it

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>>75963309
*tips*

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>>75963337
Dodgers obv

>>75963401
i already told you man, you can't banter with angry tears in your eyes

try again, you'll get it

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>Nola set to start Sunday against the Piss Rats

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*Accepts your apology*

Your daily reminder that finishing in 4th place is equivalent to winning the World Series for Giants fans.

>>75961874
Since when in he fuck is MLW short for Milwaukee?

Your daily reminder that obsessing over the jints is unironically the closest doyersfags can get to a World Series

>>75963459
This. There is nothing more fun than watching the Doyers choke year after year.

>>75963441
It's because they finally have good ground ball pitchers.

>>75963533
Your daily reminder that winning the World Series is equivalent to winning the World Series for Giants fans.

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>You may only reply if your whole division lost today
>Tigs trying not to lose
Be a lot cooler if you did.

Are the ducks shook?

remember when the nigger birds had a good bullpen?

>orilels

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>ORANGE DUCKS

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>orange cucks

>the crack den of betamore

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Slow
and
Steady

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>>75963337
Any answer but the rags is wrong

>>75961874
>>MLW
Who the fuck do you think you are?

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>a
>freaking
>duck

>>75963694
>freaking
Wow watch ur language

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>Overturned call to prevent double play
>Intentional walk

wut

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You may only reply to this post if your manager has at least 1,000 wins

>>75963694

uh can you not be so rude please?

We're going to 18, tiggers

>>75963730
Lifelongs don't know he wasn't their manager for most of them

>mlb network jerking off to a solo home run by a team 2 games over .500 that won the game by 3 runs

>Thames out
>Brewers still put up 5 before the game is half over

Even if the Dodgers lose tonight and lose the series, we will still make it farther in the postseason than the Giants will.

>>75963774
I have seriously underestimated the Broors this year. They are actually pretty good.

>>75963778
>we
What position do you play, DG? Designated pisser?

>losing to the barves

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>>75963778
>we

>>75963684
You're chasing fumes,sparky

QUICK MLB WHICH DO I DO? FINISH WATCHING THE REST OF THE GAMES IN LEAGUE ON MLB NETWORK OR GO JERK OFF?

>>75963803
>>75963820
I play OOTP. That makes me as much a part of the team as Clayton Kershaw and Yasiel Puig.

>>75963830

Challenge yourself, do both.

>>75963830
I assumed we all were doing both all the time
Am I the only one edging the full three hours

>>75963830

> not beating off to baseball at least four times a day

get a load of this casual

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>11am start followed by an off day
Nice algorithm there, Manfred

>>75963830
>not beating off to that magnificent dong davis just hit

>>75963830
>he doesn't jack off to baseball
You're in the wrong general bud.

battle of the shit bullpens

>>75963895
The game was already notable when rickard was out twice in the same inning but now they're chasing the blown save record

>Doyers

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>>75963877
Work at night tonight, then work in the morning/afternoon tomorrow

algorithed perfectly with my work schedule too!

>>75963942
>Gnats

>>75963822
Rangers will win 90 games and win the division.

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J.D Martinez literally has 4 walks because his protection is 2 AAA players hahahaahhaah

>>75963974
Well you can rag in one hand and wish in the other

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>>75963981
*puts vmart at cleanup

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>>75964004
*bats you 6th

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BREWGODS DESU

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>>75963950
I was supposed to have a short and early day tomorrow and get off work at like 1, but my boss asked me to stay late the next 2 days. It sucks, man.

>>75964027

hello my NL central friend

what is the best time of year to visit MIL? we have a weekend series up there in august and yours is my last NLC ballpark to witness

>>75961931
>>75962008
>>75963637
>>75963660
>>75963629
>>75963619
>>75963614
>>75961817
>>75961877
>>75961851

btfo never in doubt lmao

>detoilet

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>everyone shitting on us
LMAO BTFO

Tyler Collins is 0-30 and is a shitty defender

JaCoby Jones does what he can do and is a better defender

Anibal and K-Rod are literally only on the team for blowouts

Chris Davis also uses HGH but I'll let it slide

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>mets are 6 games under .500
>still in 2nd

what the hell is going on in philly/miami/atlanta

>>75964126
>Chris Davis uses HGH
mad as fuck

>>75964095
now this >>75961849 is a funny post

>>75964126
>Chris Davis also uses HGH
Finally someone says it

>A
>FUCKING
>DETOILET
>SHITTER

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>mest

Man, this ain't even fun anymore. We can't let Walgreens run away with this division every year!

>>75964175
>14-22

>>75964191
Yeah against a much harder schedule. We haven't played a bad team since the mets.

>finally play the rangers
>they're on a 5 game winning streak and Yu is suddenly in 2014 mode again

>>75964201
>14-22

>>75964175
>literally giving free wins to the >rags
Why are the Phillies so useless?

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>>75964204
Shut the fuck up bitch..

>>75964217
>14-22
>the second worst record in the league and in baseball
>only better than the team below you in the division

Please. Just take a break.

>rags

>>75964152
anyone in their farm is better than k-rod. just let him go for fuck sake

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Kinsler and JD are gonna get a ridiculous return

>>75964217
rebuilding teams are supposed to get good at some point
JP Crawford isn't even a top 100 prospect anymore, he's hitting .155 in AAA

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Danny "Dumbass" Salazar wants to be strike-out machine prime Klubot with two pitches (really just the four seam fastball). Calloway, get this kid some perspective because he can't see it. Still pretty sure he'll turn it around, but this whole rotation needs to refresh, the whole league figured it out. Thank God the bullpen is elite and offense is existent or I'd be full pessimist.

Injuns desu

have a good night /mlb/

>>75964072
need to sell my tickets to that saturday game actually

you should go

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>>75964243
meanwhile...

So it's pretty much confirmed to be a Rangers/Dodgers WS this year.

>>75964251

trying to get my hermit buddy to take some time off work for it, wish me luck

>>75964273
That would actually be great for baseball. Assblasted schizophrenics will deny it out of hate. It's a mental illness. It can't be helped.

>>75963044
really you cant say much worse. loria has stolen millions from the public and the white sox owner hasnt destroyed baseball in two cities. they are on par

>>75964273

wouldnt the dodgers actually have to MAKE it to the WS?

>>75964273
>dodgers
Funny way to spell Rockies
>inb4 pissboi autism

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>>75964227
Padres have a worst winning percentage. we haven't played a lot and have an anemic record in 1 run games. Things are turning around, I can feel it!

>>75964273
/mlb/ would be so buttblasted lmao

>>75964308
I have no issue with the Rockies. Take your medication as this mirror falseflagging has your head spinning to fast you're living in a 4chan simulation.

>>75964334
>mirror falseflagging
Can you explain the difference between this and triple falseflagging?

>>75964341
no,

>>75964341
>>75964360

Pissboi thinks it was one person falseflagging over and over but it was really two at least. I was the other guy in that thread. In fact I'm the one he thinks was Rockies Fan.

>>75964360
Ok

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/mlb/ in a nutshell

>>75964384

m8 we're tame as fuck compared to the spergier generals

>>75964384
that's not a nutshell that's a computer

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Loss Angeles

Yonder Alonso AL MVP

>>75964341
I've already gone over the triple, quad, post-third-person, and the mirror. I'm not repeating myself.

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woop woop

seriously what the fuck is wrong with the dodgers this season, we have the best lineup in the country on paper

Boy those San Fransisco Giants are pretty good. Hell I might just say they're great. Surely they must be in the top of their division and a lock for the World Series. After all, I'm just a lowly Dodgers fan who wouldn't know nothin about winning.

>>75964384
There needs to be a DG post in the monitor for it to make sense with fish hooks around their necks. Diapers would be funny too

>>75964417

youre right, what would a dodgers fan know about going to the WS

>pissboi knows well enough to not tripfag anymore because everyone hates him, but he isn't smart enough to figure out that he should just stop posting altogether

Then again he doesn't know what a perfect game is either.

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>>75964392
>>75964395
>>75964420
/mlb/ in a nutshell

>>75964425
he could be in his 50s and remember seeing one

>>75964433
Pissboi isn't here anymore. He left for Curacao a earlier in the year. You're just so obsessed with him you're seeing him everywhere you go.

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>>75964425

>>75964433
Why can't you stop replying? He's become a celebrity because of your kind

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Thanks again, Jints.

Todd Frazier just memed on the Angels

Dodgers general?

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>LOST
>AGAIN
>DUDDERS

>>75964463
Why are you asking? Every general is a Dodgers general, fool.

>>75964461
Congrats to him for winning the most irrelevant game of the year

>>75963859
>>75963865
>>75963883
>>75963887
i honestly thought I was the only one

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>Doyers get BLACHED again

>>75964466
>posting while you lost a Game 5 in your own home against the very team you are memeing.
Lmao get that Dodger dick out of your mouth and learn to speak right.

>>75964470
You sound butthurt. At least wait for the webm.

Clayton Kershaw

>>75964473
>tfw sauce is not porn but pure unfiltered cancer

>>75964466
>unironically closed out by kershit at home
>in elimination
>with max on the mound
Yeah, you don't get to join the doyer party DC cuck. You're actually beneath them.

>>75964478
, Multiple Entries

>>75964482
>not porn but pure unfiltered cancer
Just like the Giants.

>>75964477
>butthurt about a declining player on a rebuilding team beating an irrelevant team
I'm a little confused as to how you came to this conclusion, but whatever fits your narrative.

>>75964482

yah but look at them titties dance

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>>75964466
Respond to this bro.

>>75964487
In the Cy Young Award section.

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>>75964475
>>75964486
Nats weren't ready, sad but true. Of course neither were the Duddleys, getting shit on by Shitcongo hard. How'd that work out for you all? Oh, you're going to miss the post-season, stepping aside for the DBacks and Rockies?

Top kek

Which MLB player does the biggest poops?

>>75964516
This guy (>>75964512). Every single one of them are extremely painful too.

these discount DG clones will be the fall of /mlb/

>>75964526

>will

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based buster's getting another batting title isn't he

>>75964526
>>75964529

I wish the real one didn't die in that motorcycle accident in Curacao. We need some sanity fast.

>>75964532
the real one doesn't do anything anymore but get riled up by fucking leafs lmao

>>75964525
Why on earth would I hate the Giants? Who would hate a 4th place team that has never amounted to much of anything ever.

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>>75964521
Big men make big shits, I wouldn't be surprised. Little men drink urine and think dodger dogs are a real food.

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>>75964531

And another MVP desu

>>75964548
MVP? Most Valuable Pussy? I hope this guy gets paralyzed from the neck down after Yasiel Puig runs a train on him at the plate.

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Hey guys, now that Bryce has established himself as the best active player, don't you all think it's time to start talking about him being the GOAT? There's really nobody else you could make a serious case for being better than him.

I'm not Bryce Harper btw

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>>75964571

>>75964571
Leave it to a doyers fan to insert gay fantasies into everything

>>75961874

Fowler played the whole game in CF made a great catch at the wall denying 2/3 bases. Regardless the Cards lost. But OP still sucks.

/dodgers/ is comfy tonnight

>>75964592
The OP says Fowler is in the lineup. Learn to read, you fucking retard.

>>75964596
When is it not though? You don't even have to be a Dodgers fan to appreciate the ease of getting (You)s out of these autists.

>>75964592
>>75964602


whoa i read that so wrong, too drunk, but at least i didn't seduce any boys to buy me drinks

my apologies OP

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>cucked by a literally who jints AAAA pitcher again

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>dodgers general can't stop talking about the jints

you cannot make this shit up

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>dodgers lose
>literally becomes a DG/Kershaw/LA general

>dodgers win
>nothing happens

>>75964613
It seems like no matter how bad the Giants are, they seem to have the Dodgers' number, man. That must be the most infuriating shit ever.

>>75964624
>dodgers win
Has this ever happened?

>>75964629
Yes. 22 times this year to be exact.

>>75964635
>only 22 wins a year

lmao

>Dodgers and Giants have a slap fight while D-backs and Rockies win division and wild card by 10 games each

>>75964635
>22 wins in a year
Wow, that's pretty low. Gotta be some sort of record, right?

>>75964655
lmao that's even lower than the blow gays

Who's your favorite Dodger? Mine is Clayton Kershaw

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2015 was 40 years ago

>>75964670
ill tell you who my least favorite ex dodger is, jp howell is fucking trash

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Most blow gays fans have killed themselves at this point, right?

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>>75964671

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discuss

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Another work of art

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>>75964695
Holy lul

75964690
Why wouldn't you just post a screencap of the actual up to date standings? Piss addled retard

>>75964695

fraz will always be my favorite selloff

>>75964707
3 game losing streaks are deemed unfair conditions

>>75964690
always a bridesmaid but never a bride

I call em the blow gays lol

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>>75964709

even though I once hated the Resd, but I always liked Votto (can't believe you guys havn't sold him yet)

Resd moved from, hated to neutral(completely skipping the disliked tier) for me because of their bandwagon cam this year though.

>>75964733
He has a full no trade clause and has said he's not going anywhere

>>75964695

>the water deprived suburb of Anaheim

I like that four panel image of Brad Ausmus where at the end it looks like he's belching

>>75964747
really kinda sucks we'll never bring him home, dude was even born right in toronto

what the fuck does he have in fucking cincinnati anyway? I figured he had a family and a bunch of kids so it made sense he wanted to keep them from having to relocate, but he isn't even married. guy must run like a big BDSM dungeon or something

>>75964733

his contract is so fuckhuge that it would take a literal miracle for any GM to push that button

trust me...in my ideal timeline, he would have been dealt along with phillips and cozart in 2015

>>75964778

he lives in my neighborhood, and there are two rumors:

1. he's incredibly gay and keeps a woman around as a beard
2. he's just that private and weird

>>75964778
You can't even bring a girl home bro let alone entice a player to play for your shit team.

>>75964783
it does seem like there's something more under the surface, but reading his interviews it seems like he's genuinely the kind of guy that's set on just being a good loyal franchise guy who loves baseball and the place he's been given in it

>I just absolutely love playing here. I really like where I live. I like my team and my job. I like the location of the ballpark and the fans and the clubhouse and the uniform and the number on my back -- all the littlest things that people take for granted are very comfortable to me and something I look forward to. I don't think of myself as anything other than a Cincinnati Red. It's one of the really cool things about having a no-trade clause. I'm one of the rare players who has that. I get to stay a Cincinnati Red.

honestly kinda my hero, it's what I'd wanna be as a professional baseball player

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>>75964800
...what?

>robertshit

>big red down arrow
>whos

>>75964820

there's always that possibility. for all of his dogshit attitude, it's refreshing to see his numbers year in and year out...and apparently this year he's been more involved with the younger players' development at the plate than ever before

gives me hope that he'll be our jeter type when larkin steps in as manager

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.500/.647/1.500/2.147/4 HR/5 BB

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>>75964826
no bully pls

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>whos

WHITE SOX WIN!

WHITE SOX WIN!

WHITE SOX WIN!

>ROBERTSHIT
>LEURY GARCIA IN CHARGE OF NOT HAVING THE BALL BOUNCE OFF HIS HEAD
>THINKING YOU WERE GOING TO GET OUT FROM UNDER THAT CONTRACT

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how many times do you faggots have to apologize?

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https://discord.gg/f6a98Bt

I mean, why not, down in the ninth...

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>Cameron Maybin had 5 (FIVE) hits tonight

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>A big red down arrow

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>>75964531
>when he finishes the year .350/.450/.600, 20 HR and 40 RBI