OFFICIAL METS VS DIAMONDBACKS GAMETHREAD

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Wow, I can't wait for the Mets to lose AGAIN!

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Sneks

starting off great, mets

>milone

literally who? also, sup guys.

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>>75960296
Suu>>>>>snek

very tired of shit jay bruce

Is SNY not working or anyone else?

>>75960383
works on my machine

>>75960423
I'm watching the actual channel, it keeps zooming in on A-rod's face and then freezing. If I change the channel and go back same thing happens. It's actually pretty funny.

two perfect innings from milone and greinke, just what i expected

INTO THE POOL! YAY!

SPLASHDOWN

Greinke didnt take his autism pills today REEEEEEE

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>get nearly no-hit by some literally who
>pounding greinke early

fucking mest lol

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random cutie in the seats

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>KEITH HER-NAN-DEZ

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Don't talk to me or my son ever again.

BAHAHA!

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SHOOK

>grunkee

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Fucking slut

omg how do u walk a .148 hitter with the bases loaded I mean just throw the ball over the plate nigga

wtf i hate conforto now

Phew
*sweatingman.jpeg*

come on Conforto
get in the game

Alright I think the Conforto experiment is over, bring up Niewenhuis.

getting real tired of stranding everyone, all the time. bases loaded and can't get anything, wtf.

is anyone not gonna know that Barry Bonds won that shit

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>when luis hit the walkoff against the yaks

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>sex sax music

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this is never going to end

>milone

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Who needs aj pollock!!!

DBacks win. See you tomorrow for the sweep. Dammit.

>mest with runners on 2nd and 3rd, no outs
>no hits and get lucky with a walk in run
>dbacks in same situation
>already score 2

>>75961927
make that 3

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hoo boy

Just a terrible Mets team.
Good job Sandy, you really assembled a great group here.

Alright, pack it up boys. This year is done for us. Better luck jext year hopefully.

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gg guys

yeah that's really not how you wanna play that rundown

Ahahahahahahahaha

holy fucking shit what the fuck was that. this can't be real.

also it's been over a year and a half since 2015 and Duda STILL can't throw fucking home? cmon man

There are no words. Wtf is going on with this team

>>75962126
i don't know but that was benny hill level fuckery.

Guys, I want to get off this fucking ride

First jets, then isles, and now this? Fuck this shit

>>75962179
also knicks moved down in the lottery tonight lel

>>75962198
I can care less for basketball. I already got enough shit on my plate anyway. The NBA is crap anyway. Two competitive teams where it's that same finals for 15 more years

at least we get to hear Keith give Lucas the business.

Can Jeff just fucking fire the entire front office, medical staff, and coaching staff already? They're all clowns. I want him to fucking take actual "ownership" of the team, otherwise sell it to someone who cares.

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Can the Mets tank now? I want to see all the bandwagoners get the fuck outta here

>>75962333
I think they've already been tanking anon.

>>75962377
not on purpose, but that is the effect

>>75962377
Well then, I want the best tank ever, or an actual comeback when our team is healthy......Rinse and repeat for the next 2 years


Fuck dan warthen and fuck the WBC

>its a coach hernandez episode
neat

i'm really digging greinke's walkup music

>>75962333
I wouldn't think the front office is accountable except for the horrendous medical decisions. For that I think that the Mets need to clean house. They have enough good prospects and GOOD FUCKING PLAYERS WHO ARE ON THE DL that they can be competitive next year. But as long as we have this reckless troupe of morons running our team we will fall below expectations every season. The only time we've been healthy since the beginning of 2015 was September-October 2015.

the weirdest part about all of this is that even if the mets lose this game, they'll still be second in the NLE

>Turn on the game
>4-1

At least the bullpen didn't blow it this time

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haven't been able to use this image in a while

holy shit grandy, i am amaze.

>Granderson
>home run
the fuck?

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we 51s soon

>granderson lives

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>>75962689
rosario just hit a run-scoring triple

Hoping for this lineup soon this season:

C: Rivera (lol tda is always injured fuck that shit)
1B: Smith
2B: TJ
SS: Rosario
3B: Flores
LF: Cespedes
CF: Lagares
RF: Conforto

if smith isn't ready before september then we'll roll with reyes whatever

>>75962752
Smith and Rosario are not coming up this year

>>75962752
>no tebow

>>75962817
I fucking know that, because our front office has no clue. They wanted Conforto to start the season in Vegas LMAO. Rosario does something valuable every single game for the 51s.

reyes coulda stopped that, why'd he let it blow by him.

bruce is colder than grandy rn

>>75962904
for the same reason this thread is dead

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very tired of tomas

Fuck yeah! Who's getting free tacos tomorrow?

wow i get up to go to bathroom and its 5-2, fuck.

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>>75963262
I wish

SMOKING HOT

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>mets in this game still
i did not see this coming

Fuggg

well now. rivera getting busy.

Hahaha

Still amazes me how BOTH D'Arnaud and Plawecki can't compete against a 33 year old journeyman catcher

>>75963390
there can be no true despair without hope brother

Don't take him out WTF!!!!!!

>>75963405
d'arnaud was at least hitting this year before he reverted to glass man. plawecki has been garbage at everything whenever i've seen him, and i'm not sure why he's still on the team

I'm glad I stuck with this game
still a chance

late beer run brb

lol the mets will demote conforto before the end of the month knowing them

>>75963282
They're just taco bell. Nothing special.

>>75963496
Get me some Stella brotha

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>Darvish isn't the GOA-

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Oh hey Mets.

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>16.46 ERA

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*throws 8 scoreless*

>>75963576
Oh hey guy the Mets cucked in the 2015 NLDS.

does Reyes know he's about to be benched or something?
he has no energy

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>>75963649
he's hearing footsteps

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>>75963525
sure thing man :D

walker walking the walk while he gets walked.

>>75963681
Good stuff I only drink the best.

Oh look the walking guy walked again

>>75963262
What

poor gold glove man

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>>75963734
d'backs have a promo thing that if a player hits a home run in, what is it, the 6th? they get free tacos at taco bell, or some silly shit. we have a promo like that with pap john's but no body ever cashed in on it cause the mets have to legit score 6 runs in an inning to get the free pizza.

>>75963765
Oh
No wonder I haven't heard of it
T. Upstate mets fan who loves shitty tacos

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ok salad don't fuck things up this time. we can still score, it's not out of reach.

>>75963765
a home run means free jumbo jack the next day
5 runs means 3 free tacos the next day
winning a game means 50% pizzas at some place

>fernando rodney in the 9th
i'm actually not that worried, which means he'll probably have a 1-2-3 inning

>>75963832
oh wow i thought it was the, 'if HR then 3 free tiny tacos w/purchase of regular sized drink' i didn't know they expanded for more stuff.

and what is that $25 subway spam ad in the back? we don't have any mets or even yanks subway goodies (but we do have mets/yanks subway points cards).

why is shimmy-shimmy ko-ko bop an organ song.

Salas is fucking terrible

bruce making plays

bruce saving the day 2x, fuck.

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>>75963932
you're tellin me. i still hate robles moer than anyone though. salas has come through fairly consistently until his last few outings.

>>75963876
Im not sure on the subway thing, maybe it's a deal like in the stadium itself for food? the commentators wave signs around and stuff whenever we hit the home run / 5 runs / won the game targets though so I know them pretty well
someday I'll get to actually take advantage of them

blevins, fuck yeah. he's been pretty solid lately.

someone make a reasons to live pepe with jerry blevins in the book

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that fucking curve, my god

>>75963967
What exactly am I looking at here? Looks like a bowl of cucumbers and milk that spilled.

>le sideways hat man coming in
Welp gg mets nice win

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>>75964021
its supposed to be a spilled salad. i usually post this when salas fucks up. and i throw this image in when he needs to gtfo the mound.

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>>75964048
Poor salad, it deserves much better

cmon rivera, get busy.

dubs and granderson dongs

if grandy homers here i take back everything i ever said about him

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>wearing a du-rag under a cap

Wtf i love sideways hats now. Gg metsies

gg sneks
see everybody tomorrow

>it would have been a good one to win here
yeah no shit lol

call me when this team gives a shit

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holy shit we suck
gg dbacks

Gg mets, hopefully we get the sweep tomorrow

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we can't stop losing.

i will shoop a mets hat on mr skeletal tomorrow for just such an occasion.

GG dbacks just put us out of our misery already

I dont even know what to say about this team at this point

but yeah gg dbacks, if not for the general bobbling and non stop clusterfucks it would have went different. see you guys tomorrow.

>>75964133
me either. i'm gonna go drink myself blackout drunk now.

In september, Granderson will hit those home runs. Season isn't over in may. See you guys tomrrow

>>75964157
>In september, Granderson will hit those home runs.
pretty sure they were saying this in april about may lol. i agree the season isn't over, but the mets have played the easiest schedule in the league so far, and they're 16-22

So we just carrying on here?

>CONFY

CONFY

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