OFFICIAL BOSTON RED SOX AT ST LOUIS CARDINALS GAME THREAD

>>75957722
No ass? Bad thread

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>>75957811
I approve of this thread, at least it's not gay people.

wouldn't be surprised if the mods deleted this thread though

Are both teams wearing '67 throwbacks tonight?

Also any Cards fan wanna answer this, is Matt Carpenter still elite?

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are they aces?

ROOKIE

MOOKIE

>>75957921
2004 throwbacks desu

>>75957923
Yes to all of them.

Porcello is doing very solid hes just had three straight bad luck starts with the defense costing him

anyne saw that hit??

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>>75957983
i did why didnt you post this if you saw it?

MARKEY

BATES

>>75958006
because i forgot

>microwave pizza
>come back
>1-0

what happened

>kolten wong

loool anyone remembers this

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we better retaliate

Will erod bean lynn?

anyone else who came at 7:00 looking for game thread, reply if you

>>75958087
he will bean the first 3 batters

>>75958107
i will eject him if he DARES

>>75958102
No because I downloaded the official Red Sox game calendar from nesn.com/download-boston-red-sox-schedule/ into my mobile device so I never miss a game again

>>75958107
I chuckled

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>>75958129
if you try and stop him ill bean YOU

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At the game

Shitty seats, better tomorrow

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>>75958150
where exactly do you think you're doign pal??

>>75958140

Wow, that sounds like a great way to keep track of the schedule and never miss a moment of Sox action!

>>75958140
>>75958174
arrrghghg GET OUT OF MY HEAD i don't want it i don't want it PLEASE STOP MY HEAD aararrghh

>>75958166
thanks for the post please update us with pics tomorrow

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>>75958166
omg i see u

looking forward @ what the threads will be like with the best fans in baseball to post i bet they'll bre really good

>>75958017
microwaver is ignored

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>>75957890
how is this gay?

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>>75957890
how is this gay

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how is this gay

how is any of this gay

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>>75958300
is this gay?

>>75958235
>>75958247
>>75958268
Imagine sucking his cock then tell me how that's NOT gay

>>75958316
a little

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>>75958329
is this?

>giving up a home run to literally jackie bradley jr

how is that not gay

>>75958358
imagine jenny dell with a big fat dick then tell me how that's NOT gay

>>75958372
thanks do you have any laughing papis

>>75958368
I didn't think of it like that....really makes me think....

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>>75958387
a few

>>75958406
lol no kidding that's so crazy i delteed all mine personally onece he quit baseball for good

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>erods run

holy shit that looked unnatural

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go red sox

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>>75958426
>quit baseball

He'll be back in a few months he's just sick right now

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>>75957921
>Matt Carpenter still elite?
When he's on he's on.

>>75958464
oh yeah? where's his doctor's note??

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>>75958466
Chris Carpenter is from my state

Is E-Rod finally going through his awakening and becoming E-God? He's been close several times.

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>>75958521
your face if you dared to asked me this in person

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>>75958499
Rosenthal is from mine.

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>>75958521
I heard Chris Sale has been teaching him

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>>75958589
That's a heartwarming picture <3

>>75958545
>misogynist and RACIST image
just when you thought Boston couldn't get anymore toxic....

>>75958617
yeah that's right dumb LIBERAL you thought you could hide forever from me but this is AMERICA now bithc, it's finally my time

how much time is left on the clock

>>75958706
2 periods

>>75958744
imagine if girls hd two periods every month instead of once

>>75958785
hot

>>75958807
umm no theyd' be mad and emotion al at you 2x as often

>>75958811
yeah thats hot

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>>75958859
weirdo

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no hitter btfo and you made tea before the game but then you left it on the counter and dnow it's cold <

anyone else ever pretend Guerin is their gf haha

>>75959025
hahah i don't have to pretend lol

>>75959025
she is my gf tho

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>>75959038

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>>75959038
>>75959054
>>75959057

LOOOOOOOL btfo revenge goteen erod DRILLED HIM absoltuesly crazy, bloodthirtsyt

HE FUCKIN DIDN'T

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THERES THE RETALIATION

wow these two teams hate each other

>>75959105
loooooooool he did dand the guy si over there crying about it LOL the whle dugoust had to go and console him and say please stop crying we have to get on t with the game lool ahhaahaha big baby

>>75959127
>big baby
didn't he retire?

Did he hit him because he plays for the Cardinals and they are in league with the Orioles and the rest of the bird teams?

are cardisntl fans like orioles fans where they wa will wait where they willl wait until they get a lead to post

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>>75959127
PLEASE stop being rude to the other team

>>75959144
>>75959164
looooooooooooooool i just thought it's funny he got hit and then he was CYREING hahahahahahhaha oh my gosh

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>Dave Dombrowski insists he’ll make a move if Red Sox need it

What did he mean by this???

>>75959205
he is absolutey ready to sink more prospects into this shit lost season

>>75958521
nope

>>75959221
Devers and Jason Groome for Kris Bryant?

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>>75959158
Nope

>>75959265
ok how do cardinals opst then i have n't seen any examples in this thread topic

>>75959295
stop

>>75959295
There's just not many Cardinals fans on /sp/. If they aren't playing a big market team they don't even get a game thread.

>>75959310
i apologize unreservedly only trying to generate some discussion but i realized now that controversy and provocation is the wrong way to do that

omg what the HECK waas THAT

FFS Nintendo catch that

>>75959399
i hade this kid

>>75959399
the PEANUT called him off

>>75959424
wrong idiot,, the blind retardd cracker oculdn't even SEE the ball, his one job, wheree's the baseball., oh id on't know

BEAT THE BIRDS

>>75959441
you're honestly a jerko

>>75959472
it's a funny name but i believe its spelled GYRO and pronounced (HE-RO)

>>75959491
I was talking about you being a jerko, not the Cardinals player named Gyorko

>>75959523
i was talking about a sandwich

looool good defense

why watch the red sox lose in real life when I can win in The Show 17

Will Lynn retaliate against Erod?

Has there ever been a pitcher than charged the mound???

>>75959565
out of the park 18

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>>75959570
Can't believe I even asked this question

https://youtu.be/ZDA85mcVSxU

Our boy did it, fuck I love him

>>75959625
i can't believe you asked it either i mean if you think about it every pitcher charges the mound every half inning because they're not allowed to pitch from anywhere else

>>75959570
Probably not, now days that shit would probably get him thrown out.

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>>75959656

>>75959656

Look up the definition of charge you gook. That's not what they do when they take the mound. They walk.

>>75959692
it depends a lot of them do a little gallop thing

>>75959692
>>75959705
beside s they charge n the strategiec sense.

fuck the yankees are raking again

i dont know why i thought our offense would be as good as theres without big papi fuck were fucked

>>75959656
>1996
i wasn't even born yet, grandpa

>>75959732
loool wow damn you kids get younger every year haha

>>75959731
the yankees are playing against the objective worst team in baseball right now...

>>75959755
no the cardinals are

do you think any fans in st louis yell n***** at the peanuts

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>>75959767

looool get FUCKED dumb cracker ben nintendo

yeah fuck this game I'm gonna play some MLB The Show 17™ on the PS4™

>>75959809
racist

>>75959817
no, come back

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Somebody please explain this because I'm freaking out right now

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who should Dave trade Nintendo for?

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>>75959856
what needs explaining

>>75959885
how did they predict new england would win superbowl LI 13 years ahead of time????

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I dont know why so few cards people post on /sp/. I dont know why my stupid g7e posts pics sideways

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>>75959881

>>75959899
they didn't predict jsut said they believed

>>75959920
?????????????

>>75959899
how did they predict Hanley would come back to Boston and wear #13???

>>75959938
like you hope somethign will happen even though it's improbable and you knwo probably not, like when i think about my ocusin in three months coma waking up

was mike lowell good

>>75959998
nah

>>75959856

SBLI Insurance

>>75959998

Yes but damn you fucked up trying to get those quads

>>75959963
why mention the superbowl 13 years from then? Why not 10? Why not 1?

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>>75960003
why'd they name a town after him then?

>>75960034
loooool my town in pic

>>75960034

>Lowell
>town

Fairfield County ex Mets fan detected

>>75960029
my head is so itchy

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Going to go lay in bed and watch the game, I'll be back if something interesting happens~

>>75960064
what's wrong with sometimes supporting the Mets? I'm a long time Yankees fan btw

>>75960085
wke me up

when septemer ends

>>75960085
is that Koji?

>>75960095

Lowell is the bustling culture capital of northern Massachusetts

>>75960136
lowell is fr**king scary

>>75960126
no thats dicekay

>>75959881
This explains alot

E G O D
R O
O R
D O G E

>>75960189
but he's losing

>>75960136
Ok. But why did they name a bustling metropolis after Mike Lowell if he wasn't good?

>>75959881
She looks like a bimbo that gets fucked a lot

>takes after her dad

>>75960203
For now.

>>75959881
>life long tigers and Red Sox supporter
What did he mean by this

>>75960282
Dropping some 4chan level game on her

That was a nice Ichiro style hit

>>75960349
Of course I only say that because I spent all day watching Ichiro compilations on youtube.

Lets bring it home Mook

>>75960388
i spent alld ay at work contributing to society

tie
i
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game
a
m
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>>75960464
Is McDonalds a fun place to work?

I work from home and make my own schedule.

>>75960543
your angery and triggeret i can tell by this response

Lynn wants BLOOD. Aiming for Pedey.

~~GOOD MANLET~~

NOW WE GOT A BALL GAME

Can u believe some ppl say cardinals fans are the best and most knowledgeable

Not one of them posts on /sp/

>>75960566
Maybe spend less time "contributing to society" and work on your spelling.

>>75960689
loooool

>>75960686
Boston has the best fans. Best ballpark. Best coast.

>>75960714
what its mean

>>75960686
Cardinals fans were driven off /sp/ by butthurt and extremely autistic Reds fans a few years ago.

They'll never come back.

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>>75960766

>>75960689

He always writes that way. Don't feed the troll.

good playe

anyone watching or bedtime

>>75960798

Fuck off Redsfag. You didn't do shit motherfucker. Your team sucks year after year.

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>>75961185

did they fix jackie bradley jr

>>75961520
He had to shape up or ship out.

It was only a matter of time before the Sox began to play at the level they should.

>>75961621
the're like .500

good at bat mookie

>>75961092
I'm at the gym rn desu I want to look like one of those handsome Red Sox boys posted earlier ITT in this thread

>>75961829
ok if you wantnt to do that i can help you

>>75961520
They fixed him too late desu he already impregnated a white girl....disgusting if you ask me

>Wong

I thought this dude got laughed out of the league after game 4

THROW STRIKES

>>75961904
You'd be wong if you thought that haha

>>75962162
lol

hembree why don't you try not sucking tonite

>>75962214
I'm not sure why you'd post this here he's in the game now he can't read your message?

WELCOME TO SAINT LOUIS SON

How much water should a person drink per day?

>>75962247
lots

>>75962247
How much cum (male) can you drink in one hour multiply by your age

>>75962234
ummm he can read it whenever he wants nothing gets deleted from the internet

Why is Pedroia always autisticly fixing his batting gloves?

>>75962361
mental manlet

Should Dave trade for Bronson Arroyo

>>75962361

Have you ever seen what based Nomar did with his batting gloves when hitting?

>>75962446
literally who

>>75962446
>tfw went to autograph day at Fenway
>nomad was supposed to be there
>he threw a fit and ran away
Hate that loser desu

meme slide

some of xander's mannerisms are so... feminine...

ok sure he was safe but he looked like an idiot so it's worth it or not

>>75962477

kys

>>75962628
kmys,mm

>>75962531

Nigga that is Xander Bogaerts, OON. Don't say such a think about a knighted man.

Is it Bogaats or Bogaerts?

>>75962531
Like what?

Oh boy loading the bases up for this inning ending double play

do something vazquez or else i'm calling swihart up TOMORROW

Ha ha I miss Cecil, what a donkey.

That slide was badass, stadium was pretty silent after the big screen replay : (

>>75962696
Can you seriously stop posting in our threads? Last warning

>>75962727
Make me.

>>75962727
delte

good boy xander

ahahah nice fielding you have there ''''cardinals'''''

>>75962837
Nice getting gunned down at home

>Curdinals

>>75962861
that wasn't me retard that was chris moreland

To be fair most of us couldn't have caught that either

>>75962908
i could've easy but maybe they don't have baseball in canada

>>75962924
You piss your pants and the ball would've bonked you in the head from the pressure.

>>75962956
no none of that happens actually i catch it and it's game seven of the world series and the runenr tags up but i gunned him down for a triple play and then next half inning i walk it off a big dinger, they show the replays for the next five hundred years, that's what happens actually

>catchers mitt to game
>fat leaking out of top

pinch hitting dad

A CATCHERS MITT

U CANT MAKE IT UP MITCH

>>75963123
unsophisticated and backwards

SERIOUS WHO THE FUCK BRINGS A CATCHERS MITT

A FUCKING CATCHERS MITT

>>75963155
ok relax

I WILL BE CALLING FELGER AND MAZZ TOMMOROW AT 2:05 SHARP TO DISCUSS THE MITT

>>75963176
record

Bobs wife is a super foxy milf

i'm so tied i hate other time zones

>>75963221
Yeah this is some chicken shit bullshit they need to dfa the cardinal organization and nuke st louis

>>75963242
i'm just so sleepy

Wheres pedo brother, wheres draper, wheres reee man todays thread and yesterdays thread sucked

>>75962247
enough so that your urine is pale yellow but not so much that it's clear throughout the day

>>75963263
todays' thread was good yesterdays thread was good

loooooooooool that is satisfying

>>75963304
thanks for sharing

>>75963095
>>75963123

I was one section over from that fat fucker. I couldn't believe he caught it so clean with a fucking catcher's mitt.

anyway, gg boston