NY YANKEES @ KANSAS CITY ROYALS Official Thread

>>75957364

KC Royals

1. Alcides Escobar (R) SS
2. Mike Moustakas (L) 3B
3. Lorenzo Cain (R) CF
4. Eric Hosmer (L) 1B
5. Salvador Perez (R) C
6. Jorge Bonifacio (R) RF
7. Jorge Soler (R) DH
8. Alex Gordon (L) LF
9. Whit Merrifield (R) 2B

Jason Hammel (R) P

>>75957364

NY Yankees

1. Brett Gardner (L) LF
2. Gary Sanchez (R) C
3. Matt Holliday (R) DH
4. Starlin Castro (R) 2B
5. Aaron Judge (R) RF
6. Jacoby Ellsbury (L) CF
7. Chase Headley (S) 3B
8. Didi Gregorius (L) SS
9. Chris Carter (R) 1B

CC Sabathia (L) P

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>>75957364

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R O Y A L S

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T H I C K
H
I
C
K

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T H I C K

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T H I C C

she really ain't that thicc, m8, you can stop with the autistic posting every thread

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royals

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>barely missed JETUH night

thank god

yanks desu

>>75957527
was comfy day at the stadium

>>75957459
it's like the roll call at yankee stadium. just let it be

>>75957550
desipite being in the shitter, we're only 4.5 games behind the twisn. thanks al comedy central

>>75957553
Were there a ton of tourists?

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>It's a CC Sabathia start
How many runs will the Royals score

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>>75957649

>>75957615
I mean I guess but i don't know who was a tourist and who wasn't

a lot of fans left early in the tanaka game so i guess a lot

even CC isn't as bad as Tanaka on sunday, holy shit

Why is CC Sabathia still in the league? I thought he retired of alcoholism

>>75957741
contract. but they should release him early since it's his last season. I don't give a fuck if he's a """leader""" and """fun guy to be with""" garbage, just fucking cut him

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>>75957674

https://youtu.be/PseNrUeSmXk

>>75957658
probably 2 or 3

t. royals fan

if cc shits the bed (and he will). chad green better be in the fucking rotation. no more giving free wins to opponents.
even more so if the yanks score 5+runs and lose

>>75957782
Have you not been watching the past couple weeks?

>>75957703
Did you get that pinstripe pass? The price went up Saturday when I thought they would drop

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>>75957830
Sunday night was frustrating as hell. If Tanaka weren't a fuck boy, they would've won

>>75957741

Fear of being called racist

>>75957875
I bet the dude is having some sort of elbow pain and not letting anyone in on it

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>>75957858
>>75957875
henlo fellow yask

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>yankees have a 1st baseman in AAA hitting .300 but elect to go with carter instead

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>>75957916
That wouldn't surprise me at all. Especially how things have been going lately with other injuries on the Yankees.

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>>75957959
>that pathetic white girl ass

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>>75957938

whats his k per at bats again

only a single?? gary needs to be sent down

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>>75957990
>28 k
>65 ab

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Yankees NEED to score at least a run an inning with Sabathia on the mound to keep us in it

The emergency alert system test cut into the Salvy commercial wtf

>20 straight days of baseball
>no espn games
feels so damn good

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Redpill me on the Royals. How did they go from World Champions to shit so fast?

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what inning will peepee sadfathia implode

>>75958113
This past Sunday's broadcast was much worse than the week before

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>>75958113
>No ESPN broadcasts mean the Yankees are playing shit teams
Truly the best timeline

>>75958126
The meme magic has run thin

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I wish we could both win today I love you Kansas bros for humiliating the Orioles and Mets

Mad Love

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>>75958160
Christ, why does he already look like he's ran a marathon?

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>BABIP

Is Aaron Judge the next Chuck Knoblach?

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>Trying to kill Headley
It didn't work, but I appreciate the thought

>>75958126
sacrifices this year were non virgins, mistakes were made

I'm going to report the off topic images

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A Kenny and Cone broadcast. Super comfy.

>>75958201
you must be new here

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>>75958201
t. Yankees roastie

>>75958225
TK images are ok

>>75958225
Thought she got chased out after her post men revolution lasted 6 pics

Does that guy know that wearing #99 is retarded?

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How do you not recognize Aaron Judge? Do those people even watch the games?

>>75958269
All the other numbers are retired
Soon we will be in triple digits

>>75958274
>6'7" mulatto with a gap in his teeth asking you questions about another 6'7" mulatto with a gap in his teeth
>People are unable to make the connection
It's almost amazing

>>75958302
I have an idea. Stop retiring numbers

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>>75958302
I think the Yankees are giving 7 to Clint Frazier when he comes up

>>75958334
That dude's getting traded for a pitcher by the deadline

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>>75958305
well, apparently most people recognized him. the rest were LIFELONG YANKEES™

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>Headley stole a base on Perez
I didn't expect to see that today

>joe west is at 2nd

I hope we make this fatfuck stand another 18 innings

The Yankees aren't talented enough to win the ship. Why aren't they tanking?

>>75958367
>One guy said his favorite player was Adam Judge
was /mlb/ right all along?

>>75958383
he's umpiring thursday if that's the case. we're going to take a trip back to joe's world :(

>>75958382
He stole it on Hammel

>>75958412
NO!

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>>75958383
>Joe West at 2nd
>That means he'll be behind home during this series
Who's ready for the Joe West Show?

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>>75958383
>I hope we make this fatfuck stand another 18 innings

>>75958444
What pornstar is that

>>75958491
Bailey Jay. Look her up.

>>75958491
>pornstar
She's pure

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When CC turns to shit he doesn't really miss his pitches by a whole lot and the hits are singles. I'm more worried about Tanaka who has been giving up bombs

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>>75958154

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>>75958502
>a female in Hollywood is pure

>>75958498
don't listen to this guy. her real name is Kendra Sinclaire

>>75958544
DELET THIS

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CCs fat drunk ass about to give up 10 runs this game.

Chapman is ripped holy shit

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>>75958528
Tanaka needs his eyes fixed

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>>75958611

why is chapman so thicc

>>75958554
That is the manliest tranny I've ever seen why the fuck would you know about it

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>Getting struck out by Shitbathia
That should be an automatic retirement

is there a worse offense outfield pair than soler and gordon?

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>>75958627
PFFFFBAHAHAHAHAA

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Lookin' good tonight!

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>>75958611
He's huge

Who the fuck is clay walker???

>>75958642
I wouldn't worry about that ;) let's just stick to baseball

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Wow, Carter actually did something useful

>>75958677
why are his knuckles all bruised up in that pic?

>>75958732
Women have hard skulls

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>>75958651
>that face

>>75958732
SMACK

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>>75958651
if only we got more of that glorious booty

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>>75958732
This is why I don't trust Chapman as a closer, if you let some ho get in your head that easily how can you close games out?

>>75958778
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRoAroipx2s

>>75958814
Bitches are programmed to get into men's heads tho

>this strikezone
Holy shit that's tight

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>unironically pitching to sanchez

>barely leaves the stadium in deep center
guy is a major fucking bust

Every single cub on the roster is pure concentrated ass

>>75958814
>Be that tall
>Average sized dick

Why even live?

>throwing a strike to Sanchez

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SANCHIZE

HOLY FUCKKKKK

GARY "MOTHERFUCKING" SANCHEZ

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>415ft homerun

can we send this chump back to single A

>>75958949
Jon and Suzyn said 420

>cancerfag says the royals will win
>literally as he is saying it the Yankees hit a dinger
STOP INTERVIEWING THIS FAGGOT

>ONLY 428 FEET
>NOT GOD TIER 430+ DINGERS

Shitchez to Low A when?

The Yanks need 6 more runs for comfort with CC on the mound

Is Sanchez back?

>>75959047
Si

stop robbing our large roid man of hits :((((

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I wonder if we can start a campaign to get Panama bro back?

>>75959137
He scammed a Jays fan out of $50. That's a fortune in his country. He don't need us anymore

>>75959137
He rears his ugly head around here everyone once in awhile. No one really responds to him anymore though.

Can we sell Hammel? He's just another Volquez.

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>>75959137
I don't ever want him back. fuck that

>>75959175
That's a lot of paint for his house

>>75959187
Since you posted that pic, he won't show up

Anyone missing Kay tonight?

>>75959185
>Marlins sign Volquez to replace their dead ace
>the Royals ace dies after they lose Volquez
Really makes you think

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>>75959228
FUCK NO, oghkay.
BTW, Mike in New Haven will be in studio on June 8th

>>75959228
i got my fix from listening to his show. i feel like i'm the only fan of his

>>75959137

Hello pals! I am here! Will CC win for us tonight?

>>75959262
They just called him ace as a nickname

>>75959301
still makes you think

>>75959187
thanks faggot
>>75959214

>tfw tornado warning alert keeps interrupting the game

>>75959175
lol in U.S. or Canadian dollars?

>>75959343
Are you in Kansas or Missouri?

Will the Yankees retire CC Sabathia's number?

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>>75959358

>>75959358
They'll at least have a ceremony or two for him

>>75959307
Nothing makes me think

#Millennial4Life

>>75959358
Right after Damon, A-Rod and Teixeira

>>75959357
Kansas

>>75959386
Johnny Damon was my fave royal growing up

>>75959228
Hell no

>>75959228
The few games Kenny gets lead play-by-play are always top comfy

>>75959397
Wichitan here, looks like we won't get anything until later tonight

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this game is boring as fuck

>>75959443
Yeah not enough quips and fight scenes

>>75959463
Metaphorically whom?

>>75959439
That's what you get for being in evil Kansas.

>>75959484
He probably punched out your favorite player on a ball 5 inches off the plate

>>75959433

He is way smoother without Kay around. Doesn't ask Cone many qs though.

>>75959272
For reals?

>>75959439
Merrill Teller keeps the storms at bay

>>75959494

Kenny Singleton just said he was one of the best home plate umps. Maybe giving the "Jeter Treatment".

Can Chris Carter hit 80 dingers in yankee stadium?

>the city of FSKC

>>75959285
I watch it sometimes. It's ok during the season but I have to change it when they start talking about their personal lives. Also I don't like Rosenberg

>>75959542
Dave Freeman vs Merrill Teller, who wins?

I have a pretty funny Merrill Teller story. I used to work at Walgreens about 10 years ago as a pharm tech. He would come in to pick up meds for his mother. Some black dude saw him and said "Hey weatha man, can u make it sunny fo my birffday next tuesday we fiddin ta party." He must get this kind of shit all the time because he rolled his eyes and walked off. Also, Bruce Haertl has herpes

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wtf i love carter now?

he had one job............ AND HE DID IT!

wew lad

HAMMEL IS THE WORST PITCHER IN BASEBALL

thank you meme wind

HOLY FUCKING SHIT CARTER JUST DID SOMETHING

>>75959509
Yes. Couldn't confirm if Francesa would actually let him on, but Joe and Evan are for sure going to let him on with them. Sucks because I have surgery that day and will miss it.

>>75959638
Spooky

>>75959599
spot on how I feel. I love when kay shits on the mets lol "the patients running the asylum"

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>LETTING KKKKRIS "STRIKEOUT" KKKKKARTER HIT ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING

HAHAHAHAHJAHAHAH WHAT THE FUCK

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>CARTER, HIT IT HARDER

>allowing Chris Carter to make contact with a pitch that you have thrown

should be executed where he stands desu

>>75959638
I bet that ho can't even play the piano

The other guy is worse than CC. This is amazing

>>75959638
Eating disorder.

>>75959688
THIS MAN CARTER MAKES MY DICK HARDER

>>75959669
Noice

Isn't it kind of amazing that Sonic has been using the same two guys for their commercials for this long? It will go down in the history books

>>75959678
It would be better if they kept Ruocco instead of Rosenberg. Don seems like he has PMS all the time but seems to know his shit even though he's a Mets fan.

>>75959747
Sonic was my first job and man, there were some hoes that worked there. I was 16-17 at the time and fucked some 21 year old married chick. Huge titties. She did have a lazy eye but still looked good.i was fucking 16-17 man, I was in heaven.

>>75959704
CC just seems to luck his way into wins somehow

>>75959636
Merrill has a weather dog and Dave doesn't.

>>75959800
Gary Lezak has like 3 weather dogs and is on the local sports talk radio sometimes

>Sliding into first
This is a worse meme than pitch framing

Make that first base slider run a lap in the field.

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CC is the biggest meme pitcher in the league. Holy shit. Literally all of his starts rely on him getting lucky.

>>75959832
Pitch framing isn't a meme

You think if we let Tanaka put his name on the back of his jersey, it will get him going?

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>>75959927
>pitch framing isn't a meme

why does every black guy have a mohawk that's dyed blonde?

welp... girardi is going to keep CC in for the year based on this start as proof that "his stuff is right there" etc etc. no hope for even a wildcard when we regress at this point

>>75959952
I will fite u

>>75959954

Thinking the same thing. Blame the Puerto Rican WBC team. They are still low on blonde hair dye.

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That was a pretty looking bird

>>75959954
Odell Beckham Jr

>>75959954
dabbing divegrass players

>>75959954
that's da new wave bruh. fuck yuumeann?
>>75960044
4u

>>75959954
It's for Yordano supposedly.
Everyone in KC thinks he should stop it.

>>75960094
What kind of bird is that?

>>75960123
big bird

>>75960044
Eating disorder.

Post thicc.

wtf is wrong with YES? they keep cutting my feed

>>75960123
Yellow Bellied Flycatcher

>>75960145
It's pretty

Anyone else's game keep cutting to technical difficulties or the sound getting fucked up?

>>75960193
>>75960181
Same here senpai

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>>75960193

>>75960193
yeah. must be from that ghetto shanty town of kansas city

>>75960193
Yeah it keeps cutting out

>>75960193
Yep

>>75960123
It's either a Yellow-Bellied Flycatcher or an Eastern Phoebe

>>75960193

Nope.

And no weird pop ups today either (for the 1st time).

http://www.mlbstream.me/472940/5/kansas-city-royals-vs-new-york-yankees-live-stream-online.html

>>75960218
why don't you do something about it?

>>75960184
>>75960251
Quiet nerds

>>75960224
We're gentrified as fuck, excuse you.

>>75960265
I bet you're a Blue-Footed Booby

Soler has the lowest baseball iq I've seen in awhile

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wew what a throw by Gardy

>>75960265
>he doesn't want a comfy bird discussion while watching baseball

>>75960292
pls tell me what porn this is from

>>75960320
CANCELLED.com

>>75960320
Last Man Standing

>>75960292
Better than the anorexics.

>>75960312
Birds are stupid

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INSURANCE RUNS NOW

>>75960359
t. worm

>>75960333
So it's a gangbang? I don't really like those

>>75960359
Crows are actually smarter than dogs

>>75960352
you dumbass, he came off the bag

good eye by the ump

>>75960393
This has always been my favorite pose to receive pictures of

>>75960393
That girl is like 15

>>75960398
WOW WHAT AN ACCOMPLISHMENT GIVE THAT CROW A NOBEL PRIZE

>>75960393
Stop posting your average Facebook friends.

>>75960352
Too bad he came off. He really did have it anyway if he coulda stayed on

>>75960413
>good eye by the ump

I bet that's the first time Joe West has heard that in his 38 year career

>>75960437
t. dog

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>>75960284

>>75960393
LONDON
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D
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LOLing at the nets why did they bring that shit here

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WHOA

>>75960440
What world are you living in where that's average?

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>Didi
>Elite
Pick two

>>75960527
The real world nigga

>>75960462
I doubt he's looking at /sp/ right now.

>>75960509
>one species of a very large class

>>75960413

Post some screenshots then flyover state inbred fat boy.

>>75960540
greatest shortstop since jeter

>>75960527
The real world nigga

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>/sp/: identifying birds
yep its a bird

>>75960592
Hey, that's a really nice bird

>>75960571
Didn't your state pass a law so you guys would stop drinking so much soda?

>>75960619
I think DiBlasio got rid of that

>>75960619
>Didn't your state pass a law so you guys would stop drinking so much pop?
fyp

>>75960606
I really, really, really like this bird

>>75960645
How inbred do you have to be to call it pop?

fuck the lastros

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>>75960571
Did you even watch it? Clearly out.

>>75960660
At least 2 generations deep

>>75960645
I like soda better than pop, maybe cause I dislike pop music? But I do like GAS's Pop (2000)

Esky is the realest

>>75960660
>pop
Kansan here. My dad is from Brooklyn so I've always called is soda. When someone around me says "pop", it makes me cringe. These motherfuckers call it "trash" and not "garbage". I wouldn't live here if it wasn't so go damn cheap

Damn, what a stop and throw. Nice play!

>>75960698
I'm from the rich part of Kansas and everyone always called it soda

>>75960720
>Rich part of Kansas
Where is that?

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Headley is trying to make up for being shit for the past two weeks or so

I was distracted but they said something about a -rod in the booth? is it for fox or YES?

>>75960742
913

>>75960750
idgaf as long as he makes those catches

>>75960698
From Lee's Summit, Missouri.


It's soda.

>>75960751
FS1, fox

>>75959800
>>75959821
>>75960398
>>75960468

"I love dogs, dogs are brilliant. Is there anything funnier than a dog, going down the street with his face hangin' out the window? Y'know when you see dogs in the passenger seat, someone's wound down the window and the dog's got his face out the window and he's like "Whoa! We're goin' 43 miles an hour!" and he's got his tongue out! The second funniest thing is dogs in hats! Is there anything funnier than a dog wearing a hat on holiday?! Is there anything funnier than a dog in sunglasses?! I don't think so. I don't think so. Dogs smoking cigarettes is out of order... but have you ever seen a dog when he's going down the street and he's got his face out the window? The most joyous thing a dog will ever do is go over 30 miles an hour! They love it! They love it. The next time you see a dog, get on the utter joy on his face, with his tongue hanging out (imitates dog). By the way for the people listening to the radio, I just pulled a really, really funny face, it was worth at least a hundred grand a week from the BBC, but I won't get it..."

If the royals give up a Maddux to CC Sabathia I swear on me mum I will sit behind home plate and boo them for 9 innings

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INSURANCE RUNS NOW

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>orange ducks

>>75960823
Stop posting jews

>>75960742
Lmao are you retarded?

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Sanchez dinger incoming

>>75960857
I am a Wichitard

>>75960823

Getting better.

>>75960913
This faggot wants pics of fatties

>>75960870
Come to Lee's Summit, it's better here.

>>75960823

It's sad what's become of women since the "smartphone" age.

Never have daughters.

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JUDGE DINGER INCOMING

>>75960934
Just want THICC
I thought sports were for High Test guys.

>>75960992
High test is a tumblr psyop

THANK YOU CHIEF WAHOO

>>75960951
I make 32 dollars an hour.... I'm not moving

>>75960985
This.

>>75960991
What an attention whore

gardner and ellsbury are actually very fun to watch when they're not being asked to carry the offense

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>Chief Wahoo finally does something
EXTEND HIS CONTRACT

I love watching sp seethe when they realize the yankees are the best team in baseball right now.

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>>75960790

>>75961051
>implying there are enough people on /sp/ to have any noticeable seething

>>75961013
Exactly what a gay would say.

>>75961070
Saved

How'd you beat baltipoor?

>>75961082
Played Duck Hunt

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>Lellsbury

>>75961047
Boobs are ok.
No butt tho.

>>75961082
Them O's ain't Royal

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>>75961108

Fugg dis I'm watching African sky hockey

>>75961108
There's more to life than a woman's poop chute.
Besides, she'll be fine with some squats. There aren't lifts to improve boobs

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That faggot gets Brett's number?

wow that was embarrassing

>>75961142
Surgical lifts

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>>75961096
Have a webm m8