Miley vs Boyd
1. Joey Rickard (R) RF
2. Adam Jones (R) CF
3. Manny Machado (R) 3B
4. Mark Trumbo (R) DH
5. Chris Davis (L) 1B
6. Jonathan Schoop (R) 2B
7. Welington Castillo (R) C
8. Trey Mancini (R) LF
9. J.J. Hardy (R) SS
1. Ian Kinsler (R) 2B
2. Nicholas Castellanos (R) 3B
3. Miguel Cabrera (R) 1B
4. Victor Martinez (S) DH
5. Justin Upton (R) LF
6. J.D. Martinez (R) RF
7. Mikie Mahtook (R) CF
8. James McCann (R) C
9. Jose Iglesias (R) SS
[fire emoji]
Is Rickard really a better pick versus left handers than just playing one of the other guys?
>Gibby talking about analytics
>>75956925
seriously though that was a hilariously bad route to the ball
Wade Miley, actually bad
>Davis
>>75957111
Nah Miley's better with RISP, he's just setting it up.
Davis didn't do his job
Tiggers, how's this Boyd character
not fair
>>75957152
he's okay
>>75957152
He throws a lot of offspeed stuff so the orioles are gonna struggle since nobody on this fucking team hits anything but fastballs and hanging sliders
>>75957258
We just got to get to their bullpen.
Their new new new closer had a few good frames last week so it's time to fall apart
If trey wants to start hitting dingers again I wouldn't be opposed
>>75957373
>a few good frames
46 pitches
Seems problematic
lol
why not
lmao a fucking JJ homerun
>Unironically giving up a home run to J.J. "Old Man" Hardy
this fucker always gives up HRs to the meme players with no power
I GOT A HARDY ON
MANNY "CHRISTIAN BALE IN AMERICAN PSYCHO" MACHADO
LET'S GO O'S
LET'S GO O'S
LET'S GO O'S
I'm a big fan of this 2bh
I think the o's like that centrefield wall
So, what happened to that guy who posted those fucked-up image-melded pictures of Ausmus's face along with the fake Deepak Chopra quotes?
Catchers are OP desu
World Series back on famalam
Ouch
Rip
There are 3 outs in an inning
Joey Rickard was two of them
>Orioles SP gifted a huge lead early
F
of course lol
This is what happens when Miley pitches without Joseph behind the plate.
>>75958301
I like Miley but he has no plan b for when he can't work down and away
>Boyd already sharted all over the bed so this doesn't matter
Fucking faggot
>>75958328
He's a good pitcher, but he absolutely lives on the corners and if he doesn't have a good pitch framer he'll either walk everyone or get clobbered.
It'll be nice once we go to robot umps.
>>75958331
Fantasy padding though
Thanks JD
Betcha the batters go 123 with at least 1 strikeout now
Will Manny ever hit above .300 again?
Now that cuckhoop has throughly pissed me off I guess it's time for the Os to blow another lead
>>75959410
How does anyone watch basketball in the first place? It's the most dull sport this side of soccer.
>tfw Rickard is playing instead of Kim or Smith.
>>75959449
I tried to get into basketball but the regular season (and half the playoffs) just doesn't matter at all
>>75959449
Gambling mostly
And I take any opportunity to root against Boston success. Got to say, not working.
>>75959481
It was a lefthanded starter, neither is allowed to as much as look at one
Which is stupid because Rickard can't hit anybody
>>75959518
I feel bad for Kim. He's a solid leadoff guy who's blocked because Smith is on a ridiculous hot streak.
>>75959551
Kim's annoying because he's too good to throw away but not good enough to be traded for anything.
So we're just stuck with a guy who isn't getting playing time
Offense pls, 2 runs isn't enough for Brach
>>75959785
At some point we need to bundle a bunch of our surplus corner outfielders and trade for a starter, or a short stop.
detroit has a comfy infield
>dat path from the mound to the plate
>dat plate shape around home
>>75960252
STARTER FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
HOW MANY MORE POSTSEASONS DO WE HAVE TO FALL SHORT FOR THEM TO REALIZE THIS
This umpire has a strike zone the size of my fucking toenail.
So this seems like it'll work out
oh jesus
BASED FUCKING JD
JULIO
DANIEL
BASED BRAD
For fuck's sake
You had one fucking job bullpen
Julio Daniel have my babies please
So like do we officially have a bad bullpen?
It's been a while I forgot what it looks like
Brad is playing 8d checkers
Bullpen is going to go give the lead back go the Os
JD's favorite dish?
>>75960789
O'day has to be seriously injured right?
Buck keeps overextending the starters and givens/asher/nuno
>tfw too tired to post brads
Jack N. Dingers Martinez
>>75960846
I don't think so. Pregame talks said he was available, he's probably slated to be the closer if it's needed. Might even see him pitch the bottom frame
smugposting b4 bp collapse
>>75960846
Watch griget fag
>>75960846
He was sick for a lot of April, not sure what it is this time. He hasn't been himself this season.
>>75960789
We are middle bad. We aren't Washington yet, and neither Strop or Jim Johnson are employed by us.
>Jones
>Machado
>Trumbo
baste brad
oy fucking vey
>0/4 in saves vs orioles
Neat. I'm sure this pen can go into extras. Assuming we can get there
just part of the game plan
Maybe we should stop calling it the closer or something. The position is obviously cursed
Okay time for a jd walk off
>>75961656
538 starting advocating high pressure relievers over closers but their main example was brad brach...
>>75961659
based brad saving the best for last
Call me crazy but I don't think the Os will win this game
v-mart you fat paper knees old fuck
Oh baby
>orioles made it through the 9th in an away game
Asher will probably pitch until the game is over. One way or another
>>75961756
You are daft as I believe that they will do so with flying colors
I can't watch orioles games anymore, these retarded losing 5+ run lead games are killing me and stressing me out too much.
>>75961985
He'll leave a cutter up and give up a homer if he goes 3 innings
>>75962049
>>75962057
pls go
>collins
>mccann
What happened to Kinsler
Nothing like "Hardy leading off" to get me excited to not score
>>75962454
He might pop into a dinger again
>>75962454
>>75962515
elite job working the count there
>Detroit's bullpen has been really good tonight
I think that's the first and last time we'll ever hear that
Manny pls
Is that Jim Joyce behind the plate?
based bradley
Second hit by pitch challenge in a orioles game this year!
UPTON I SWEAR TO GOD
I'm not happy
fuck off
Alec "my name is actually alex you dipshit" Asher is bretty good
Probably actually too good out of the bullpen to get a chance as a starter
New intentional walk rule is total bullshit
>>75963058
At the rate our rotation is going we'll need him out of the pen
>k-up
gg
Fuck. We're running out of pitchers.
>>75963058
Really no good reason why he's out of the bullpen while Jimenez/Gausman/Miley are struggling to go 5
>>75963142
fuck my life
Stealth homerun
Gary was convinced it was a flyour
Ok then
>>75963165
Tiger fan here. This is what I meant lol
lmao that loud as detroit fans
>glad the steroids are working
Cheeky Crush
>>75963198
A Reverse Jim Hunter
>make defensive replacement
>he falls asleep
Hardy vs Hardy gonna end with a pop up
>JJ has 3 rbis
>two were on ground outs
What were they even challenging?
>those tigers fans
lul
>>75963350
JJ Hardy reached a base safely and everyone knows that's impossible with his speed
Y'all got to be shitting me
>he actually thought this game would end in the 12th
That's cute
CAN ANYONE ON THIS TEAM PITCH WITH A LEAD?
cmon romine
donnie you son of a bitch
Miggy double play
Book it
Has Hart been an inherited runner babby all along?
AVILA PLEASE
>>75963553
I think you meant Victor
DPs are his specialty
>>75963560
That was a really good pitch desu
This is what happens without Great Britton
Hart's gotta get his head outta his ass and get some outs
It's 5am
Just get a double play
Holy shit
LETS
FUCKING
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
mother FUCKER
It never ends
fuck me daddy alex
absolutely disgusting
>>75963480
Cool. I'll just be killing myself then
Gg tigs. I see what it's like to have a toxic pen. Gotta say, not fun
Most unclutch pen in majors
you have been visited by the golden god of BA.
He looked safe by a whole step
Don't forget you're here forever
FUCKING KILL YOURSELF UPTON JESUS CHRIST
>>75963695
In slow motion it was actually pretty close, but he's safe.
I just want to see J.D. hit again
I'm ready to accept that the O's will end in fourth, tbqh.
This stretch has been brutal.
This is honestly pretty funny
fucking hell
TAKE A FUCKING PITCH YOU PIECE OF TRASH
O's were supposed to have one of the best pens in the league. WTF happened. Brach is a disaster. Archer is AAA shit.
Noone can pitch anymore.
5 straight 1 run games. 4 of them we lost. About to make it 5.
At least Chris Davis might have to pitch.
Last 2 digits of this post is how many extra innings are played
Hi guys!
>>75963771
There's not enough pitchers for this to go past 16
K-rod sure looks different
>>75963771
>71
>7-1
have no fears; this result has been predicted in brad's deterministic model many times before
>>75963773
catfucker
All aboard the Rodriguez experience
>TIGGERS
HAHA DETOILET BTFO
>>75963787
>when the shitpost backfires
Tigers only have K-Rod and Anibal
Don't worry Baltimore
>>75963784
But he still pitches the same LOL
>>75963773
you cant curse anymore. o's are already cursed.
>>75963768
That Yankees game was a sign of things to come, unfortunately. Eugh.
HULK FUCKING SMASH
Fucking hell
LMAOOOOOOOOOO
Can't even get excited about a davis dinger b/c pen sucks ass and will give right back.
Lol, what was the fucking launch angle on that thing? 40 degrees?
Fuck this team
Can't even lose right
>>75963826
There is no longer a pen my friend
Just put Davis in for the save
gg tigs, see ya tomorrow
>>75963838
>13-11
I think this not-semen-slurping sport is for me guys.
>>75963835
I'm okay with this.
WELL THREE RUNS SURE AS SHIT WASNT ENOUGH SURE LETS TRY TWO
Battle of the shitty bullpens
>>75963827
Too high
>>75963826
I don't know about that
Tigers don't have another 2, let alone 3 run in them. And K- rod automatically signifies a gg forfeit
I can't fucking wait to see the win probability graph for this one.
>>75963846
Bleir will walk someone and give up a homer
it just depends on the order he does it in
>>75963835
this
>>75963871
Post YFW this goes to the 14th
>>75963846
>>75963871
>McCann
>Iglesias
They will be fine
>>75963835
Oh yes that was indeed a glorious night on /sp/ when I was still around
>>75963835
2nd best game the Os have played against the sox in the past decade
>>75963893
>tfw watching the Braves last night in Toronto
>tfw Nick still can shit on the Jays
>>75963893
Davis was saved by whoever the fuck was our left fielder i think it was? Took the ball off the green monster, got it in to Wieters at the plate and bam inning was over....i think.
Then jonesy hit a 3r HR over the monster off whoever the position player was that was pitching for the sox.
>stealing a base
Mancini you slut
>>75963910
What should the team do about Hardy? His decline has been pretty fucking precipitous. He used to be one of my legit favorite players, but watching his at-bats now is just painful.
>>75963937
DFA this summer desu
>>75963937
Move Machado to short and trade for a 3rd Baseman
>tfw Nick is gonna retire and returns to Baltimore for his final years
>>75963948
This might be the way to go. Feel bad about it, but his glove isn't what it was and even then it'd be hard to justify the utter black hole in the lineup that he represents.
Can Mancini play third?
Kinda want them to blow this too
>>75963963
He's batting over .300 and is coming up on 2000 hits
>>75963978
The ride never ends.
At the very least, three batters will reach this inning.
>>75963971
Can Mancini play third?
hardest laugh I've had today. Technically Davis could but I wouldn't put him either. Looking at the pitching situation you have to go all in on defense, so Flaherty would be my pick for 3rd after moving Manny over
Who the actual fuck is this Bleier guy?
>>75963999
>999
FUCK
>>75964015
Our new closer obv.
Oh fuck here we go again
Check Em please
Tie game dinger inc
Oh no
Defensive replacement ryan flaherty
bloody hell
It begins (again)
>>75964008
Flaherty at third is the most Buck thing I can think of
Oh look, he fucked up a play
>>75964052
Do these Ray Lewis numbers count as a get for a Baltimore fan?
>tfw "a little extra" for your pitcher is 90mph
AMEN.
>38 hit game
jesus
I need a shower
Fuck this game
5:30am btw
What did I actually just watch?
What a game
Detroit I think we're Mirror Matching.
>>75964116
I'm hoping when I wake up this game will have never existed
>>75964178
WAKEY WAKEY
>>75964178
SO PUT YOUR LITTLE HAND IN MINE