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>AND WITH THE FOURTH OVERALL PICK OF THE 2017 NBA DRAFT....

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>mfw somehow the NBA will rig the draft against us once more even though there's a 95% chance we end up with two top 10 picks and less than .0001% chance that we end up with no first round picks at all

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>>75954072
HAHAHAHAHA
You dumb fishy poster, you're a fucking retard that doesn't even know the post limit is 500 and making early threads is against the rules.

Just like you don't know your franchise is a joke and the best free agent you've managed to sign is Metta World Peace and Roy Hibbert HAHAHA HAHAHA

Just keep swimming and forget all over again like the brain dead fish you are.

>>75954307
Hahahaha

Fishies blown the fuck out.

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No OT tonight.

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> Paul Pierce: Hey yo KG, can you head over where they're doing the Lottery and "shake some heads"...?
> KG: Haha, you know 21 ain't backing down from a request from truth

The call that saved Boston.

>>75954453
no one talks like that, you turbo autist.

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>no one talks like that, you turbo autist.

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what do you think about this? i like it

>Fultz, Melo, Porzingis
>Ball, Davis, Cousins

we can only dream

>>75954453
Where can i subscribe for more of your fanfiction?

haven't taken off my team themed underpants in 1 month in preparation for this day. Only a few more hours now.

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>>75954657
Never underestimate the power of the '08 Mafia.

We all agree that the Lakers are going to have the draft rigged for them, yeah?

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>>75954873
Obviously

The NBA doesn't make a ton of dollarydoos if the Lelkers are shit

>>75954925
WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN THE LAKERS DONT GET THE #1 PICK?

YOU GET ALONZO MOURNING

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Yo, please tell me y'all see the Larry thread, the nigga talking to himself hahahhaahah jesus christ

>>75955086
Just ignore the mentally ill.

>>75954973
preddy gud

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>>75954824
>Big Three Celtics are one of the most beloved teams of that fan base
>literally only won 1 title, the only one since the 80s

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>>75955139
*blocks your path*
*makes some calls*
*slaps your girls ass in the club*

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$12.99 +shipping

>>75954171
so you can destroy another player carrer with your shit managed franchise? Or just draft another bust for the 100th time?

>>75955139
Well to be fair they were all like 32 when they got together. Imagine if they were 24. I'm 100% sure they would have won one in 2009 if KG wasn't ded, same for Perk in 2010.

Celtbros anyone not panicking that bad if we end up with 2 or 3? I really like Josh Jackson as a prospect. He's a jumpshot/free throw shooting away from being a future superstar.

>no punishment for zsa zsa
What did they mean by this?

Why was last year's draft filled with skinny fucking beanpole skellies? Literally only Jaylen Brown looked like a guy with a non-skeleton body.

I mean just look at Murray and Ingram.

And then compare it to this year's draft. Top 4 (non-monk, so Fultz Ball Jackson and Tatum) all look pretty well built and ready to play to the body in the NBA versus last year.

>>75955354
Why get Josh Jackson when Books Nigga is already the GOAT.

>>75955377
Because most of last year's draft will either be busts or decent starters/role players

>>75955191
rt these are GOAT helps me sit through anime or basketball without checking my phone

>>75955365
you know exactly what (((they))) meant by this

>>75955377
last year's draft was complete shit 2bh
this one already looks way better

>>75955377
Kevin durant couldnt bench the bar and is insta lock HOFer, so skinny chuckers can be good

>>75955390
Because we play memeball (smallball) so moving Crowder to the 4 lets Brown or Jackson play at the 3. Jackson is hella athletic like Brown and can rebound pretty well too. I don't want Lonzo "Bust" Ball or any other meme PG not named Fultz.

>>75955421
Yeah but Durant was a far more coveted and productive star over any of the guys from last season other than maybe Simmons.

And nobody from last year's draft could, ya know, score.

>>75955421
He's literally an anomaly. If you're expecting any skinnyfuck to turn into him prepare to be disappointed.

>>75955441

Buddy could score but Gentry hamstringed him for most of the season for some reason

>>75955422
>moving Crowder to the 4
tbqh with you Joe I want them to move Crowder off the team.

>>75955441
>>75955467
Buddy and Dunn were the only ones with scoring ability. Everybody else was a variation of "high IQ" or "reads the court well and tremendous passer" or "muh nba body" or "muh length"

Honestly, last year's draft was terrible.

>>75955494
Jaylen Brown looks p good

>>75955494
>Dunn

Murray was the other scorer. Valentine too. Dunn was a "defender"

>>75955515
>Jaylen Bust
hes too busy bricking every shot he gets

>>75955517
Oh yeah I rememeber Valentine

And Murray was not projected top 10, don't kid yourself. Pop just once again coached somebody into ability and stardom.

>>75955494

Dunn was pretty awful on offense. Yeah he could get to the rim, but he was a bad finisher, made bad passing decisions, and couldn't run the offense well. His defense was his saving grace but he still made a bunch of rookie mistakes and got baited a lot. He should have a pretty good jump next year if he puts in work this offseason because he has talent and showed flashes

>>75955422
Crowder needs to go back to the bench and let Books Nigga do his thang.

On the off-chance they win the lottery and manage to get Fultz they should not resign Bradley and let the injury prone guy walk.

Get rid of Amir Johnson and make a play for Serge Ibaka in the offseason. Forget Blake, Hayward, etc. since they're all staying and stay away from Choke George.

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>>75955537
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class from Berkley university, and I’ve been involved in numerous NBA playoff clutch moments and have over 1.5 winshare for the Boston Celtics. I am trained in forward positional play and I’m the top tactician in the entire Celtics Chess team. Your pawns are nothing to me but just another target. I will exploit your weak color complexes with precision the likes of which has never been seen since Capablanca, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my Danny Ainge and your draft pick is being traced right now so you better prepare for the trade, maggot. The trade that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your competitive future. I can attack anywhere, anytime, and I can checkmate you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s not including my expertise on the court. Not only am I extensively trained in Chess960, but I have access to the entire Boston Celtics training department and I will use it to its full extent to prove I am the best player in the 2016 draft, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Your rating is fucking dead, Ingram.

>>75955561
TOO LONG DID NOT FUCKING READ

>>75955561
don't you have jumpshots to be bricking right now, books?

>>75955537
>hes too busy bricking every shot he gets

t.Someone who doesn't watch basketball and just regurgitates what /nba/ says

>>75955584
funny, I've read it like 6 times, never gets old.

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>>75955605
Yeah sure buddy.

>>75955636
>sample size of the last 4 games

My point exactly. Stop statwatching on ESPN and turn on your TV buddy :^)

>>75955636
You just proved his point.

>>75955654
I did. And I watched every shot he took brick off the rim or bounce off the glass and out.

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>post yfw olyngod destroys kevin love again

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fans of which team hang out at this establishment?

>>75955654
>>75955661
>26 minutes
>0 points
>0-5

>but he's actually a good scorer I swear

the jaylen brown backlash has begun

>>75955679
>weststats

Brown seems like a really good defensive player and everything, but why do Celtics fans get so uppity when someone says he can't really score?

Wasn't that his knock coming out of college?

And 8 PPG for a rookie year doesn't really indicate scoring ability to me.

Again, it's not that he's a bad player.

>>75955679
>20 years old and probably the 7th scoring option on a team
>already improving his jumpshot from his Cal days
>made over 1/3 of his threes this season

>H-he sucks

LMAO

Remember to hide stub.

>>75955705
Because they don't need him to score at the moment and he's already greatly improved his jumper from Cal. He has the athleticism and length to finish around the basket, all he need is to keep fixing his jumper. He probably won't ever be Steph but his potential to be a good scorer is there.

>>75955744

Then why the fuck are people arguing that he's a good scorer when he objectively isn't right now?

>>75955676
warriors

>3-1

>>75955180
>perk barely having hold of his towel
locker rooms are gay af senpai

>celtics
>Draft marcus smart
>not smart
>draft jaylen brown
>is black
>Draft R.J. Hunter
>is prey
>Draft Demetrius Jackson
>comes from foster care
>Draft Fab Melo
>not fab nor melo

what is their problem?

>>75955705
34% From 3
45% FG
68.5% FT
About 3 Rebounds per game

All in average of 10 minutes on a #1 seed.

Pretty good if you ask me.

>>75955798
>draft fab melo
>
>
>he dies

>>75955798
You get a chuckle, but nothing more.

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Anybody else think people are taking this Zaza thing a little overboard?

>>75955788
Because of his potential ya dummy. If look at him at Cal and how he's playing now, there's big improvement. His shot is getting better even though his scoring is an afterthought right now. The Celtics don't need him to drop 40 points a game right now, he barely even plays, it's all about him improving. Which he is. He's going to be a beast when he's like 24+. Look at someone like Ingram, he looks like he regressed from college.

>>75955844
No because it completely determined that 1st game.

Not just a coincidence that once Kawhi was out that the Warriors came back.

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a mongol from ebinland will be a lottery pick this year

Should the Spurs retaliate for Kawhi? Maybe "Good Guy" Pau should fuck KD's leg up some more.

>>75955844
no you bay area chink

>>75955807
>34% From 3
>in 2017
>in the age of memechucking
JUST

>>75955887
nah theyr a bunch of pussies lmao

lamarcus will get injured too

>>75955892
h-he's a rookie bro, give him time

>>75954171
it will be rigged for a CA team, but it wont be sac lol

If anything it's Pops fault for putting Kawhi in a position to re-injure himself. Also David Lee's fault for the original injury.

>>75955892
He was 19-20 years old bruh. Dude was in high school 2 years ago. Buddy Hield is a beast shooter as a rookie but he's like 23 lmao.

>>75955743
k

>>75955334
this. they should have won in 2010. when LA won in that game 7. it was the worst game of all times. what a fucking stinker to watch. PP hits 2 more baskets than he did and boston is back to back champs

>>75955929
One and done system is a mistake.

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>>75955537
>hes too busy bricking every shot he gets
lol you don't even watch boston games

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Can some one give me a non-meme answer as to why LeBron James is so disliked by much of the /nba/ user base? I honestly don't get it.

His presence is what pushes the stories and relationships forward and makes the Cleveland Cavaliers interesting. He plays well off Love, Kyrie, and Tristan and actually introduces some conflicts to resolve. Plus he's very handsome and muscular and black, but also exceptionally lewd and delicious.

>>75955537
I'm talking about the Denver Murray.

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>yfw da sixers draft fultz and monk

>>75955892
Dario only hit 31%
Dejounte was 39%
Ingram was JUST-tier at 29%
Hield was 39%
Jamal Murray was 33%
Chriss was 32%
Bender was fucking 27% (but you shouldn't expect it from him anyways)

So I mean, he wasn't terrible.

>>75955968
Then trade them away in 3 years for 2nd round picks.

why doesnt nba allowing fighting once again?

I know the 90s had a bad style basketball but the rivalry more than made up for it. It would make this playoffs entertaining

Why does everyone keep saying the "one-and-done" system is broken? There hasn't been a single talent since Lebron worth taking out of high school.

Are people just mad the NCAA are making millions off of black kids or is there another argument? I do like the idea of high-schoolers being able to be drafted but only relegated to the D-League though

>>75955676
Lakers of course.

>>75955961
Jamal then, I see what you mean.

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Plz God let the Phoenix suns win the lottery, I've been a fan of this fucking team my whole life and it's been really hard to keep rooting for this team after all the bullshit with Morris twins, and the Isaiah Thomas dragic shit. If they win and get a combo of Fultz and Booker this team could be very exciting. All we gotta do is trade Bledsoe for a Center and we'd be set.

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>>75955974
>next KD
>29%

>>75955987
I am so sick of people trying to ruin collegiate sports by giving the athletes money.

Part of the magic of College athletics is the actual passion for the game, it's probably one of the few things in the world not tainted by money.

>>75955987
It's not about taking them out of high school, you have it backwards.

It's about having them play a couple of years in college to develop so that they don't come to the NBA and need a couple of years to adjust there because they are JUST tier in terms of NBA level production.

>>75955968

There comes a point were you need more than young star talent to win. Minnesota is at that point and philly is there or rapidly approaching it depending on health. Every championship team has dogs that do dirty worl and make winning plays

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>>75955974
BUT MUH IQ

INGSHIT AND LELKERS FAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH

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>>75955974
Ingram is a bust. Everyone knows that.

>>75955968
>philly robbing two more rookies of the hope of ever winning anything in there careers

Would be fucking criminal. Enough already.

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>>75956027
Nobody beats Jaylen at IQ anyway lmaoooooo

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No surprise LeBron huge fave over Celts. Remember, THE BULLS won Games 1 & 2 at Boston. So will Cavs. Broom zoom. Cavs in 3.

>>75955987

1. It makes a mockery of the "education" system
2. If you can get drafted and die for the country then you should be able to do anything work related
3. It is wrecking the college game in terms of quality of play

>>75956009
The money should be given to their parents/communities instead.

>>75956027
>>75956048
>>75956002
>>75955974


Niggas just look at stats, and call people busts now? None of you niggas watched Ingram develop over the season. There was a fucking reason they did not trade him for Boogie you fucking stupid pieces of shit.

However, Boston fans are literally the worst fans on the planet so I shouldn't be surprised. Keep talking shit about the Lakers while LeBron cucks you guys every year. You fags have peaked.

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>>75956089
>butt-furious Ingshit detected

Don't you have some math equations to be solving, Brandon?

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>>75956048

How is Ingram so shitty? With Lakers horrible roster shouldn't he be playing pretty good consider he can do whatever he wants?

>>75956113
He isn't, you just don't watch the games.

>>75956113
He made that ally-oop that killed a person or whatever one time.

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>>75956089
Lakers are the bottom of the standings every year since Kobe became Oldbe. Face the music the Lakers era is over. A team of bust won't take you anywhere and no one is signing with you guys. When people think of Lakers they feel pity.

>>75956089

People call Ingram a bust because he was hyped up as a knockdown shooter with a great offensive game yet has shown little/none of that so far. Yeah he can handle the ball pretty well and has decent vision for a guy his size, but that's not why people wanted him. He was billed as KD 2.0 and has fallen way short so far

>>75956113
Because he's just bad. Watch games and you see he's not aggressive, misses his shots, and he's mentally not ready to impact games.

>>75956124
You're right, why the fuck would I waste my time watching the Lakers, I just statwatch and catch him when he's playing my Buckies and he looked like shit.

>>75956113
Shut the fuck up lil bitch, I bet you couldn't do better

yo, you know that guy who says "the backlash has begun?" we ought to beat that niggas ass.

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>his team didn't draft the next Amre Staudimire in 2016
>most underrated rookie in last year's draft

https://youtu.be/yieAd8e2UwM

>>75956165
No but half the rookie class could lmfao.

>>75956175
>ought
speak english

/sp/'s FAVORITE REMAINING TEAMS
1) Spurs
2) Celtcs
.
.
9001) Cavs
9002) Warios

>>75956176
>Amre Staudimire
>Amar'e Carsares Stoudemire is an American professional basketball player for Hapoel Jerusalem of the Israeli Basketball Premier League and the EuroCup.

>>75956176
Except he's nothing like Amare

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>you were born just in time for the Celties to be the good guys again.

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>>75956227

>>75956229
He's literally a 1 inch shorter clone of him when Staudimire was a rookie. Athletic freaks who dunk, and charge in on the paint

>>75956261
Looks more like Bosh to me

>>75956261

Stat looked like a grown ass man from day 1 and had Nash spoon feeding him for the best parts of his career

>>75956239
It's cellies, you dumb retard

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can you watch the lottery with ilp?

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>>75956130
>Lakers are the bottom of the standings every year since Kobe became Oldbe
Let's just ignore the fact that we got screwed over in a deal that would have kept the Lakers relevant until probably last year right?

Are you forgetting that "Oldbe" during a shortened season, with Mike Brown as the coach Lakers were a third seed. Our two best player coming off the bench were Steve Blake and Josh McRoberts. If Lakers get CP3 no way Kobe burns out as fast with a godlike primary ball handler.

>A team of bust won't take you anywhere
They are not a bunch of fucking Anthony Bennett out there. They are young players who need to develop. Especially point guards(who take the longest to develop), and especially a dude who was in High school fucking two years ago.

>and no one is signing with you guys
Love this meme lets take a look at who missed out on.

>Dwight
Who has regressed every season since leaving Orlando, even James Harden didn't want him.
>LaMarcus Aldridge
Dude is fumbling passes in the WCF, he fucking looks terrible
>Melo
All the heads up top want Melo gone. Plays no defense, and can't score as easily anymore
>DeMar Derozan
Already gave up in his series against leBron before it was even over. along with that faggot Lowry. He also complained that taking over Kobe would be too much pressure. LA doesn't need such a mentally weak faggot
>Lebron
We all knew he was going back since Wade, and Bosh could not stay healthy.


So who did we really miss out on that would have turned this franchise around? Fucking nobody.

>>75956176
All of those dunks are lame, and alley-oops.

Wheres the clip of him driving to the basket and dunking on a guy on command like Scottie Pippen?

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>>75956239
>racists
>good guys

>>75955958
I like LeBron tbqhwy. He's /myguy/.

>>75956312
>So who did we really miss out on that would have turned this franchise around?
we missed out on larry sanders.

>>75956305
Has she been BLACKED?

>>75955987
Simmons could've went straight from high school. In hindsight he should've gone the Dante Exum "hang out for a year and shoot around and play video games and get drafted off of YouTube compilations" route.

>>75956324
wtf I love Australia now?

>>75956305
>women that look like sticks

No thanks senpai

>>75956315
>racism
>bad

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Cavs in 7

>>75956370
>Likes fat cows, and call them "thicc"

Is anyone from the 2012 ECF threads here?

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>>75956239
>racists
>good guys

>>75956312
Kobe and CP3 would've killed each other. Kobe wouldn't have been able to put up with CP's manlet ego.

>>75954109
please nep don't let us keep the pick if we fall to number 4. Anything but that. We need to trade that shit so fast our heads will spin.

>>75956392
>>75956315
You literally cannot slander Boston anymore than you guys already have. We're used to it already.

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>>75956389
Low T beta detected

>>75954593
Why the fuck do you want shit-ass franchises to luck out in the draft? Those teams haven't done jack shit because they're fucking incompetent. You should want to reward competent team building, and that means Boston getting #1.

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>>75956388
>I would rather fuck that twig than this "fat cow"

Gay

>>75956415
Same reason I want a girl with no ass to become thicc

The 1985 draft lottery was 100% rigged

fucking superjew david stern

where can euros watch the lottery

get these whores out of my general.

>>75956312
>still complaining about the CP3 trade when it was never something possible and the person running the Hornets for the league had 0 authorization to even discuss such a trade

LMAO you people are literally the most pathetic, delusional, false sense of privilege having, whiny, and salty fans on the planet. Not even Yankees and Cowboys fans are this bad.

Seriously get a fucking clue.

>>75956389
That was literally the peak of NBA on /sp/

2013 with the Pacies/Heatles was good too but it's all downhill from there.

>>75956423
>>75956388
>>75956370
How about you disgusting virgnerds appreciate a woman for what she is instead of her body?

>>75956425
That doesn't even make sense. Those teams are just going to waste the potential of young talent like Fultz. You think Fultz is ever going to accomplish anything in new york? hell fucking no. You might as well toss him in the trash if you send him to that shithole.

>>75956423
That is not thicc. That is fucking obesity. She's using a deceptive angle and tight pants to trick you into thinking her ass isn't a amorphous blob of cellulite

>>75956440

2011 finals was by far the best nba on /sp/. /sp/ as a whole was godly then before it got too /b/-like

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>>75956450
Is this thicc?
>>75956447
I'm just saying I want to see a bad team get better

>>75956455
Why the fuck am I always joining groups far past their prime?

>>75956460
And that's not going to happen no matter how many #1 picks you give them. All it's going to do is destroy young players like fultz.

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>How about you disgusting virgnerds appreciate a woman for what she is instead of her body?

>>75956437
Look for an ESPN stream. Some nerd on Reddit will probably post a link closer to the starting time

>>75956465
You are the cancer that causes their downfalls.

Last two digits confirm number of games Lakers win next season

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This looks awful

>>75956467
The Knicks used to be good though. They almost beat Reggie Miller

>>75956460
That's thigh has more ripples than a bag of Herr's

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>>75956423
Yours:
>Disgusting fat chick with sagging ass. considered "thicc"

Mine
>Actual perfect blend of muscle and fat to form the perfect thicc body

>>75956442
>t. Beta cuck orbiter

>>75956460
Virgo is fat bruh

>>75956485
Last two digits confirm number of dicks >>75956485 sucks on a daily basis

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2 hours!

I guess you can't expect pig boys to understand what it's like to have a meaningful relationship with a woman.

>>75956485
>perfect season and get swept in 3 in the playoffs

>>75956501
Monogamy is nothing to be offended by

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>>75956500
She is in shape

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>>75956465
You're very late to the party. It's been downhill ever since /pol/ started gaining popularity and leaked everywhere.

We used to have power rankings, daily Around the Horn and PTI threads, fucking The Price is Right gamethreads, and LeBron shat the bed so hard we had a sticky with his crying face after he lost to the Mavs.

>>75956467

Some of the teams in top pick contention look like they're headed in the right direction from a talent standpoint. Phoenix could very well be legit in 2-3 years. Philly looks like a sleeping giant. Minnesota has 3 absurdly talented players. New York, LA, Kings, and maybe Orlando are the only real dumpster fires

Will the Celtics give IT the max next off season when they have yung Fultz waiting in the wings?

>>75956511
If you think this is fat you need to go outside and stop looking at anorexic models

>>75956521
yawn

blahblahblah potential blahblahblah right direction

nah i don't think so buddy

they're going to fuck it up. you know it. i know it. they know it. it happens every time. these teams will never, ever improve.

A certain reply chain just got so "hide stubbed" so hard it's practically like I deleted it myself.

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>upload your sick b ball skills to youtube
>this nigga starts laughing at you

what do

>>75956520
>muh /pol/
What a fag

What's the difference between a goldfish in a bowl swimming and eating in its own shit and piss for all its life and being a Lakers fan?


TRICK QUESTION

THERE IS NO DIFFERENCE

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSHAHAHSHFMKN

>>75956439
Yeah we fans can't complain about something that would have drastically changed this franchise. The Lakers package was even better than what NO got anyway.

Fuck off.

What happened to /milana/ lads? Did she get fat?

>>75956531
Fuck that nigga, we love you.

>>75956531
OSN is trash at basketball though
>>75956537
>muh /pol/
What a fag

>>75956538
LMAO

HAHAHAHAHAHA

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How does LeBron make such good faces?

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>>75956560

>>75956529

Teams do get better through the draft. Utah got better, Washington, Milwaukee, etc. Just because some teams fuck it up all the time like the kings doesn't mean all teams do

>>75956561
Homosexuals are repulsed by fertile women.

Looks like larrold is now shitposting against the Lakers as a celtics fan....?

what an interesting turn of events

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>>75956511
>Those necklines
>not even looking down, and still has a double chin

KEK

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>>75956569

>>75956573
I believe the term you were looking for was "interesting pattern..." but we still love you.

>>75956539
Would've? IT LITERALLY WASN'T POSSIBLE

THAT'S LIKE COMPLAINING ABOUT MICHAEL JORDAN IN HIS PRIME NOT COMING TO YOUR FRANCHISE IN A TRADE FOR A PACKAGE OF PEANUTS AFTER THE TRADE DEADLINE IN THE YEAR 2017

IT'S LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE AND WAS NEVER HAPPENING

>>75956574
Look at the arms. There's no flab there

>>75956553
>muh /pol/
What a fag

I swear bayless is just a irl troll

>Skip BaylessVerified account
@RealSkipBayless
Remember: LeBron's 3-4 Finals record would've been 1-6 if not for Ray Allen & Draymond. Froze up in 2011. Lost by record margin '14 Finals.

>>75956573
ignore the mentally ill

ITMI

>>75956599
He's right tho.

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>>75956593

>>75956525
Brad Stevens is a master of the "Four Guard Lineup" it's the most dangerous lineup.

>>75956593
>muh /pol/
What a fag

What time does the lottery start?

>>75956599
Skip is right 90% of the time. It takes a real moron to think skip is wrong when he's usually right. Every other idiot in the media goes whichever way the wind blows, but Skip's predictions are based on logic, common sense, and reality.

>>75956599
He's literally paid to say controversial shit you dumb fuck. That's what draws people to watch his shows.

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> I've mostly fucked boy butts and a trannie butt, no womans butt so far but I am still young and bisexual

>>75956605

This

I fuck whatever lets me whether it be man, woman, or sheep. The best BJ I've ever gotten was by some dude crossdressing. Made me realize that women don't know shit about sucking dick

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>>75956599
LeBron would be 4-3 if half his team wasn't ded in 2015.

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>Skip is right

>>75956606
yeah but he didnt. its just stupid that espn gives him money for this shit.

>>75956625
>this guy

>>75956620
1 bong, 45 bings.

Skip is literally paid to be wrong

>>75956657
He does a terrible job then because he's usually right.

>>75956599
how is this trolling? he's right every time faggot. The TNT guy troll, Stephen Gay Smith trolls. Skip real basketball discussion.

>>75956657
>paid to be wrong
>be right most of the time
That's a hell of a gig.

Mood: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-QxSh19nDI

Where's the ESPN stream?

How many bongs and bings until lottery?

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i know the draft hasn't even started yet but we did it bros we BBB lonzo now

>>75956620
>>75956620
>>75956620
IT'S IN THE OP YOU FUKING EURO CUNT FUCK YOU I HATEO HERJS TAS;ROHY E4B6NYBEPSOY64A

>>75956668
>usually right
Impossible given he's a Cowboys fan.

>every year is our year

Skip is right. There is no debating this.

He's only been wrong once this season, and it was being wrong about the Cowboys being in the Super Bowl, but he got the Patriots right and predicted they'd win before the season started.

>>75956670
Stephen "Grade A. Moron" Smith is one of the worst of them all. I don't think I've ever heard a word out of this guy's mouth that turned out to be right. He literally parrots whatever the dominant narrative is in the media at any given time. It's hilarious that people take him seriously at all.

>>75956653
fuck that

>>75955726

who is this desu senpai

>>75956692
>Skip is right.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txIqZMIrgrs

Skip is a troll. If you agree with him you got trolled

teodosic to utah?

>>75956743
I can make a highlights video, and lowlights video of anyone in entertainment.

>>75956712
Me and my wife

>>75956743
>>75956697
men the worst is still Colin Cowherd. he thinks he is smart and he will make these laughable predictions still

1. 76ers
2. Celtics
3. Suns
4. Lakers
5. Magic
6. Knicks
7. Timberwolves
8. Kings
9. Mavericks
10. Hornets
11. Kings
12. Pistons
13. Nuggets


You heard it here first lads

>>75956743
None of that is wrong.

He made reasonable statements and some predictions. His predictions were correct and his reasonable statements aren't subject to being right or wrong.

Name one single thing he was undeniably wrong about.

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>>75956743
>Manziel will be bigger in Cleveland, Ohio than LeBron James

>>75956770
kinda like how you said lebron would never win another title after miami?

>>75956771
if the lakers fall outside top 3 the pick goes to the lakers

>>75956771
>Lakers at 4
>Sixers 1

Nice try sixers fag. Lakers are getting Lonzo at number 2.

>>75956771
>euros
>making predictions

lol stop baiting anons to reply to your lottery prediction, no one is going to help you place a bet on what teams get what pick.

>>75956784
HOly fuck two lakers teams in one league? that's terrifying.

>>75956775
He would've been if not for his off field issues.

Football is king in Ohio and the traitor LeBron is still stained by his leaving for Miami. He's not as popular as you think and the NFL is much more popular here.

>>75956771
Who do you think philly would take at #1?

>>75956773
how edgy

I have only seen 1.42 and he said he would take josh freeman over cam newton

>>75956783
but I am not on national tv

>>75956800
Kek

You got me m8. I have $10 to spare and I want to put a bet on

>>75956813
Cam is trash and Freeman got shafted by the team that drafted him and didn't allow him to develop.

>>75956807
>zero work ethic
>his college system doesn't translate to the pros at all
>would have got RGKneed within 2 seasons anyway

Manziel would have never made it in the NFL and the Browns were the only organization dumb enough to take him.

>>75956810

Fultz is clearly the 1st pick for all non-retard teams. The lakers are the only team that would consider ball over him

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>>75956822

>>75956844
I saw a few mock drafts from decent sports sites have Jackson ahead of Ball.

T MINUS 56 MINUTES

>>75956455

Yep, that whole summer was fucking amazing on /sp/

>>75956828
thats his fault not the teams. and if he was anywhere good then he would have made it as the third string qb on the dolphins last year. not second string but third string

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>>75956743
I refuse to believe that this is real. He had to be taken out of context, or the quote was butchered, or something

>>75955180
>no ray allen

>>75956886
He's right though. Name one decent US white guy drafted first round from the last 7 years not named Gordon Hayward

>>75956886
is skip a cuck?

>>75956912
If a guy is a first-round talent then it doesn't matter what his skin color is. Obviously you don't take him in the first round just because he's white, but if he's got talent, then you take him.

Markelle Fultz just did an interview saying he is close friends with Isaiah and that he's been impressed with what's gone on in Boston and would love the opportunity there.

Basically confirmed he will be going there now, Silver already has the #1 ready for the Celtics.

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>mfw the lakers draft zoey ball

>>75956868

Depends on picking order. Fultz is going #1 to everybody except the Lakers and maybe the suns. Jackson is attractive but Ball might have the "makes others around him better" talent which is something modern pgs (modern players in general) are severely lacking for the most part. The suns, knicks, and philly would pick Ball if fultz is gone. Boston and minny would probably pick Jackson if Fultz is gone. Orlando could do anything with anybody on the board

GIVE ME LONZO AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>75956941
If Boston doesn't get #1 or #2 behind LA/PHX then we're trading the pick, period.

>>75956947
what part of the celties war room are you from?

>>75956947
Most likely. The question is what the hell are we trading it for.

>>75956912
Steph Curry

>>75956958
The "Common Sense" wing of the building. Where we don't draft shitty rookies after playing in the ECF

>>75956958
It's been reported by literally every celtics writer and national writer that the Celtics are probably trading their pick if it's not #1 (i.e. not Fultz)

Everybody here has said it. Even die hard green team reporters. So basically this is all leaked directly from Ainge.

Lonzo is the most obvious bust since hasheem thabeet.

>PG that cant run a pnr in the year two thousand and seventeen

>>75956978
#fakenews

>>75956929
>If a guy is a first-round talent then it doesn't matter what his skin color is
Well obviously, but the history of US white guys who blaze through college being called the next great white hope is beyond alarming at this point that teams don't draft them because they're white.

JJ Reddick is one of the GOATs of college ball yet has been a role player/starter his whole career

>>75956986
do you even lamellojello?

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>tfw watching the Rock Lee vs Gaara fight again

GOAT fight.

damn it John Wall why did you lose!!

>>75956978

It takes 2 to tango and the power of that draft pick loses a ton of value if it's not top 2

>>75957008
John Wall was born with a shitload of talent though. Like he's extremely gifted, which makes his perennial choking that much more disappointing.

>>75957033
his failures are more of the wizards being a shitty franchise than him being a bad player

>>75956986
This. It's not even funny. It's plain embarrassing.

Fox is literally better too.

>>75957005
lol literally making things. Morrison is the only white guy who was hailed as a GWH and didn't have a good career. Reddick. Hayward. Korver. Love. There's waaaaay more black players hyped up waaaaay more who never lived up to their expectations, rational or not, per capita.

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>>75957044
>Fox

>>75957043
True.

>>75957008
One of the best Big 3 shonen jump fights ever. Better than any yu yu hakusho fight, better than any HxH fight. Just amazing in general and the first post DBZ fight I genuinely loved.

>>75957044

Fox is another generic chuck first, slashing "pg" overrunning the position right now. There is virtually no difference between Fox, Scott, and that other guy I forget. The reason so many people are high on ball is because he's a real pg for the first time since when? Wall? He's also fairly athletic and has great size.

>>75957084
>over running the position
>generic
>only two elite slashers in the game in Westbrook and Wall while everyone else is a shooter

You're a fucking retard.

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>mfw LeBitch rears his ugly head upon the first signs of resistance this postseason, with the complaining and flopping and etc

>>75957075
>Rock Lee still wants to fight even though he's unconscious

You have to admit, this part was stupid at least

Can't wait for Lonzo Ball to prove all of you faggots wrong. You really think a pass first PG will bust? Literally no pressure on him to score buckets.

>>75957107
Isaiah's game is literally all about getting to the basket.

>>75957127
haters will rue this day

>>75957107

>IT
>Kyrie
>Lillard
>bledsoe
>black german
>Peyton
>dlo
>

They might vary on the chuck/slash ratio but the point still stands

>>75956986
Pick and roll is just picking a direction and running past a faggot defender

>>75957008
i thought it said "nigga" instead of ninja.

>>75957127
lol no pressure? So when he's putting up 4 points a game and not getting any minutes there won't be any pressure, right?

A pass-first PG is only as good as the shooters he has around him

>C's get 1
>Philly get 4 and 5

Would t r a d e r d a n n y do it lads? Maybe I'd actually want that, we could take Fox and Isaac/Tatum, more bites at the apple.

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>>75957155
sup

>>75957176
>trading the number 1
>when the guy is drawing Westbrook comps

He'd have to have balls of pure titanium. I just couldn't see it happening.

>>75957143
A slasher is someone who primarily depends on slashing to score, everyone else relies more on a shot, therefore a shooter.

Ratio doesn't matter.

>>75957143
>IT
>Kyrie
>Lillard

All these guys are great shooters though. Wall and Westbrook live in transition/attacking the rim.

>>75957176
hell fucking no

we get #1, we take fultz, no questions asked. Why would we trade down just to pick a couple busts that will never do anything for us when we need top-tier talent

>>75957155
>A fucking 6"6 athletic PG who can shoot won't get minutes on a bad team
Fuck off

>>75957191
McGrady was regarded a Slasher. Vince too.

>>75957176
No. C's don't need players, they need a star.

>>75957198
IT is a great shooter, but 90% of his game is bringing it to the basket and some-fucking-how getting it over people that have a foot on him.

He's literally the definition of a slasher. The fact he can shoot is just butter. And makes up for his literal negative on defense.

>>75957189
How about if it was the 2nd pick then? And Lonzo is refusing to workout for the Celtics or something

>>75957215
We don't want Lonzo Fail anyways so if we get #2 then we trade it for an established star

>>75957215
A lot of rookies are refusing to workout with the Celtics because they're worried about not getting minutes. Fultz isn't one of them.

If it's the 2nd pick, then maybe. I could see it, but if the #1 is LA, then they'll take Ball and Fultz would still be there.

And even then, they'll trade the pick for a star player (Butler, etc) in the NBA rather than down in the draft.

>>75957211
Yeah I'm just saying he's different to Westbrook/Wall/Fox because of that shooting dimension. IT is elite at coming off a screen, because he's small and fast as fuck, and has developed a knockdown jumpshot. None of those guys have that

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Ger ready to celebrate our #1 overall, Lakeybros

>>75957191
>>75957198

all of those guys still slash. Yeah some of them might pull up more, but they all score a fair amount in the paint and line

That's not even the main original point anyway, which is Ball is a genuine point guard with rare playmaking ability in a world full of score first pgs

>>75957132
Most his points are from jump shots and he's an elite three point shooter. He's balanced like Kyrie but not a definitive slasher.

Of course slashing is just part of basketball but not everyone is a slasher. Like shooting is part of basketball but not everyone is a shooter.

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>mfw i see pop chimping out on an accidental injury
Fuck you pop. This is karma for repping Bowen all those years.

What do you think Magic's gameplan is when he loses his pick?

>>75957221
I'd rather get 2 top 6 picks than say a year of Paul George

>>75957238
I think that workout refusal crap is all Lonzo desu, which I'm fine with as I would want Jackson and maybe Fox over him. If its anyone else I don't want some scrub who's worried about not getting minutes. I need irrational confidence from a guy im picking in the top 4.