>Miami Marlins >not a single player is a marlin

>Buffalo Bills

>they don't charge people

>Pittsburgh Pirates
>The team isn't composed of actual pirates
>Nor do they have a ship

>>75951763
>no oceans or ports in Pittsburgh

>Milwaukee Bucks
>not so rich

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>Omaha Storm Chasers
>play in Papillion
>postpone games on rainouts

>>75951637

None are named bill either

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>Chicago white sox
>Don't wear white socks

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>>75951910
>Boston Red Sox

>Houston Astros
>Stadium is not in space
>Mascot is an alien though

>>75951985
>Houston Astros

Is it a meme team? Name is super memey.

>>75952008
>Houston Astro Dinos

>>75952037
>Astro-Dinos was called Dinosaucers in the US
that is a terrible pun

>New York Mets
>what the fuck is a met supposed to be?

>>75952008
NASA has that space center there, one of the most famous things about Houston, 'Houston we have a problem' etc

>>75952078
metropolitan

>>75952112
>metropolitan
>they play in the suburbs in a sea of parking lots

>Los Angeles Angels
>The the angels angels

>>75952132
>of anaheim

>new york islanders

>dont play in an island

>Vancouver Canucks
>...
L-lads? Help?

>Buffalo Sabres

>don't use Sabres during game

>Washington Wizards
>none are 30 year old virgins

>>75952185
more like Vancouver Cucks

>New England Patriots
>England
>Patriots

>milwaukee brewers
>milwaukee isnt even a beer city

>Detroit Tigers
>no Tigers in the stadium

>>75951960
the logo dots on the new socks this year really annoy me

>>75952131
>suburbs
Well within the limits of NYC

>>75952174
You haven't heard of Long Island have you?

>Pittsburgh Penguins
>No actual penguins are indigenous to Pittsburgh

>>75954432
>Long Island
>isn't actually that long

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>>75952174
is this bait?

>>75954611
Don't they have "bklyn" wordmarks on their helmet?

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>>75952008
They're the best team desu

>>75951844
>postpone games on rainouts
BECAUSE THEY'RE OUT CHASING STORMS DUH GOSH

>>75954706
Brooklyn is on long island

>>75952315
Miller?

>San Francisco Giants
>most of them don't even deserve to be called tall, much less giants

>>75954394
Queens is a glorified suburb

>>75952174
Are you fucking retarded?

>>75951637
>they don't charge people
but they do...

>>75962172
Not bills though.

>>75952315
u wot

>Toronto Raptors
>Dinosaurs never existed and their bones are seeds of deceit planted by the devil

>New York Yankees
>they kick you out for mastrubating during the game

You can make 1000 similar posts about American teams, their teams aren't related to the area nor have a history. Remember they change locations anad name every now and then

>>75952264
NE is the original colonies that broke away from the crown so indeed we are patriots I wouldn't expect a mexican to understand patriotism though.

>>75967577
>Estudiantes de Buenos Aires
>they don't study at all

>Cleveland Browns
>are orange

>Washington Redskins
>not indians on team

>Philadelphia Flyers
>don't actually fly

>image board
>cant post images

hyuck hyuck hyuck

>>75951610
>implying Jose Fernandez isnt sleeping with the fishes

>arsenal
>no one is armed

>>75951910
this is so fucking stupid, why don't they wear white socks? did they ever wear?

>phoenix suns
>no player is a massive star

>West Ham
>not a ham
>is located in the east of London
>which is the southeast of Britain

>>75967593
Was created by universtiy students and yes, they study. They force the players to finish their studies, even if they are already rich by the age of 18 and don't want to read because they won't need it

> Sheffield Wednesday
> usually plays on weekends

>Dallas Mavericks
>Nobody plays with horseshoes on

>>75967684
I always thought Sheffield Wednesday was the GOAT name.

>American League
>American Hockey League
>National Hockey League
>National Basketball League
>it's USA + Canada

>>75951610
One of them is sleeping with the fishes now though

>Chicago Bears
>No bears play for the team

>Texas League
>best teams are from Arkansas

>Arkansas
>it's actually Arkansaw

>>75952008
Also they used to play in a stadium called the Astrodome too.

>Lokomotiv Yaroslavl
>They travel by plane instead of by train
rip maybe they should not have flied

>>75967765
delet

>>75967759
Interestingly enough, the Astrodome was the world's first multi-purposed domed sports stadium. The material they used inside for grass was often called "Astroturf".

>Ottawa Senators
>No one is involved in Canadian politics

>New York Red Bulls
>humans playing soccer in new jersey

>Washington Nationals
>Washington is not a nation

>Washington Bullets
>that shit was so fucking accurate they had to change their name

>Los Angeles Dodgers
>Dodge World Series appearances
Fitting!

>Kansas City Monarchs
>they were kings and shieeet

>>75967684
They used to play their matches at Wednesday back when they were the “Sheffield Cricket and Football Club“

>>75967967
*on wednesdays

>São Paulo
>none of their players are called Paulo

>Green bay Packers
Oh, wait! They actually are fudge packers

>Washington Redskins
>Washington killed all the Redskins