Explain to me why Gerd Müller is never included when people

>>75949377
because he plays soccer.

>>75949377
But he is.

>>75949377
I thought Germans were white

He'd pass as a Mexican

>>75949438
He is bavarian though

Mainly just a finisher. Probably the most lethal finisher from 10-15 yards ever but the likes of Maradona and Messi are more special.

>>75949486
Plus he's European and played in the 60s, back then South American football was more relevant

Would be like considering GOAT a player for scoring lot of goals in the Colombian league in this decade

>>75949486
he played false 9 before it was cool
people reduce him to his goalscoring because he scored a lot of them but he wasn't a poacher

just a German Fontaine/C.Ronaldo

>>75949515
He is the top scorer(ratio) ever in the world cup though. If Pele is the GOAT because of his world cup performances then Gerd Müller is even GOATer

>>75949546
Pele won 3

tap-in baby

>>75949438
>Bavarians
>German

southern germans are basically northern italians

>>75949556
Müller won the world cup AND the european cup

Gerd is a woman's name in Norway. Is it not in Germany? Why would he be OK with that nickname.

>>75949713
Gerard is a masculine name in most languages

>>75949556
he won two

>>75949713
Same reason Germans are brown. They're cucks.

>drinking problems
>highly introverted
>not flashy
>one trick pony (in the best sense)

just to name a few

>>75949978

Are you describing Muller or me

>>75949713
That's because your language is weird as shit and illogical.

Gerd is a clearly male name in the civilized world.

>>75949939
Fuck do you know Zahir

>>75949995
you're a zero trick pony so probably Muller

>>75949676
I thoughted that northern italians were basically german

>>75952657
basically austrian

>>75949377
i only watched le crazy best of gerd müller clips on youtube
he looked like a tap in baby

>>75952790

So is Cristiano but people consider him in the GOAT tier

>>75949676
but, northern italians are basically southern italians; and souther italians are basically africans. so, all of europe is basically african.

>>75952860
he wasnt always a glorified tap-in merchant tho

File: Müller '76-77 (vs TeBe).webm (3MB, 480x360px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 480x360px

Could Messi score a goal like webm related?

>>75954075
the grandmaster of shitty goals

>>75952860
Only idiots.

Being a goat tier scorer doesn't make you a goat tier player. Goal are a consequence.

Why would anyone remember him as a GOAT if he can't even remember himself?

>>75954075
an offside goal? yeah, he's scored a few of those

>>75955029
It's not offside when an opponent passes to you

>>75955060
This. Learn the rules before you shitpost Miguel.

>>75949978
literally /ourguy/