if i gotta score a solo goal imma make it look sexy

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if i gotta take a penalty imma make it look sexy

ah yes the mighty celta vigo defence

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i pull up, hop out, air out, make it look sexy

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they won't take me out my element

>>75947170
same one that beat halal twice this season

Why can't he do that with Argentina?

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>>75947189

Why does no one ever call Messi a pacebaby? He's fast as fuck with the ball

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>>75947189

>>75947188
So Man United > Real Madrid

>>75947218
Because he's more than just pace

>>75947218
Basically this >>75947225

When I think of pacebabby I think of 100m sprinters with no technique like Walcott

>>75947218
Because he knows what to do with the ball when he gets to the end of his run

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>>75947141
>if i gotta score a solo goal imma make it look sexy

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Anyone got his goal v bilbao?

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>lel liga defense

>>75947302
>Best attacker in the world makes good defences look bad
Wow

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>>75947283

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>>75947220
>friendly

Why can't he do that with it matters?

>>75947312
Are you implying that's not bad defense from Celta? One man alone handling Messi? That's the perfect scenario for him.

>>75947170
meanwhile shitseshit, one of the best PL teams, conceded 10 fucking goals in RO16

>>75947313
thanks

>>75947315
See >>75947283


Inb4 another excuse

>>75947328
>that blaugrana shirt

Doesn't look like Argentina to me.

>>75947328
>Inb4 another excuse

He specifically asked "Why can't he do that with Argentina?"

>>75947334
>>75947341
That's Argentina...

>>75947323
Works against Ronaldo

>>75947352
kek

>>75947218
So is Oxlade Chamberlain but he's nowhere near Messi's level

>>75947345
>against USA..........

I said "when it matters".

>>75947218
This little insignificant thing called End-product

>>75947365
It was a Copa America semi-final

In that very tournament your NT got eliminated in the groups stage. In a group with Peru, Ecuador and Haiti

kek
KEK
K E K

>>75947313
>messi puskas.webm
>it didn't actually win the puskas
>some 4th division hue won it

>>75947387
You this tournament?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5hfcMjIAoY

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>>75947387
Or you mean this one?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WPSAaQRHMo&t=261s

>>75947398
No, last year's Copa America, grandpa

I don't remember something that happened in 2004

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>>75947404
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Copa_Am%C3%A9rica#Performance_by_country

>>75947405
Oh, you must remember this one then

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGEeB6_8WSU&t=3s

>>75947415
>Argentina didn't finish in top four for 2011
That's like prime Messi, Higgy, di Maria, Aguero, Tevez. Even had Milito and Zanetti

>>75947437
And it was played in Argentina

That and 2002 WC are the biggest defeats in our history

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>Real plays the CL final and will win la liga in less than 36 hours
>missi fags keep spamming nostalgia goals and stats from 2012

>>75947527
first 3 are from 2017

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>>75947527

>>75947527
>If Barcelona suck and Real Madrid do well it's all because of Messi
Wow this guy that is the centre of the universe must be pretty special if the entire team relies on him

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>>75947527
I hurt myself today

>>75947527
also, just googled "la liga table" and I see Barcelona 1st

And I'm rather sure they'll lose to Juve

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>>75947527

>>75947527
>halalfag gypsy doesn't know basic maths
hahaha what a surprise

>>75947171

>0-1
>89min

beautiful

>>75947390

and then he retired to play FIFA

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my favorite messi webm

>>75947817
It's funny because lot of "serious" journalists say Messi didn't care about the final and he just walked the pitch for 120 minutes

>>75947141
So... this is the power of La Liga.. woah

>>75947869
See >>75947765

Also, Messi is the top scorer of the current Champions League

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>>75947869

Don't make me dump my eplel folder you bong

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>>75947527

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>>75947842
>>75947817
my favorite messi webm

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>>75948008
My favourite Ronaldo webm

>>75947234
good lord walcott should't even register as a footballer, he is just an athlete

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>>75948020
woah, almost bad as this

>>75948020

>down by 4 goals

I guess it runs in the portuguese blood

>>75948030
Sure, losing 4-0 is worse than losing a final on penalties

Btw: 7-1

>>75948030

>being blown the fuck out at home by 7 goals
>being eliminated by peru

stop posting

>>75948043
>being 27 years without a single title except lower categories like u20

>>75948043
>being the most sucessfull nation in the world

>>75948044
it must hurt >>75948055

>>75947218
A pace babby is a player that's really fast but devoid of any other quality - every English winger.

Messi can do everything.

>>75948030
Why wasn't the other team making a wall for that freekick?

>>75947891
What is the e doing there?

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The best is when Messi goes against mid-table La Liga teams and runs in circles because he's bored

>>75948123
No need to, they knew he would gonna repeat this >>75948008

>>75947527
Romania i love you.

>>75948030
How can you watch this and not feel bad for him? I know he's (probably) a billionaire but missing that penalty was probably worse for him than you losing your unborn child.

>>75948225
>Bilbao
>shit team

>>75947224
Messi has scored a lot more goals against Halal Madrid than against Man Utd this season so yes. Man Utd > Real Madrid this season

good webms

>>75947283
Wasn't even mad when that one went in

>>75947141
Thats la Goat for you

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>i do not rate messi as the GOAT
literally the most pathetic of contrarians, even on this site

>>75947141
>he rates missi

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>>75947283

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Cheeky Messi best Messi

>>75947390
>>75947810

>still salty over a popular vote contest

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>>75948030

>>75952145
unbelievable tekkers

>>75947188
>man-marking in 2017
>not shit

The argentinian-amercan thread, literally the worst messicucks.

>>75948030
wtf u kive nessu bqi===b

>>75957246
meh, it's easy to do this against shitty la liga mid-table opposition

Bearded Hobbit Appreciation: The Thread.

anyone who says messi isn't the goat is retarded

>>75957489

uhhhh

>>75957543
this. I like Ronaldo more but you just have to watch the fucking games to know who's better. when people try to bring up stats in soccer you can immediately discard their opinion. Messi has the best stats anyway

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kud_-0JM5rc

>>75957829
http://www.michelacosta.com/en/messi-vs-cristiano-ronaldo-finals/

>>75957829
>>75958039
Wrong one
http://www.michelacosta.com/en/messi-vs-cristiano-ronaldo-penalties-missed-and-scored/
Messi has a higher conversion rate with Argentina than Ronaldo with Portugal

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how can one man be so GOAT lads

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>>75958124

That's also roberto carlos

>>75958159
thats unbelievable

>>75948225
just look at the bald/blonde guy defending, hes like afraid of touching him, he goes backwards when messi gets close to him
even me can score against those players, and this guy is considered the goat ARE YUO FUCKING KIDDING ME

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>>75959408

You could be rich right now scoring goals like this against La Liga teams

>>75959408

that's because he knew he wouldn't be able to reach the ball without hitting him ... you sound like the classic retard watching football talking about it but he has never even play for real and can't read the situations properly

>>75959408
>He goes backwards when Messi gets close to him
That's the kind of presence and power you have when you're the goat. If that were you he would throw both feet in

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>>75959895
>That's the kind of presence and power you have when you're the goat

You that's the kind of presence and power you have when you're a Lel Liga protegee

>>75960118
>According to UEFA's league coefficient, La Liga has been the top league in Europe over the last five years, and has produced the continent's top-rated club more times (18) than any other league, double that of second-placed Serie A. Its clubs have won the most UEFA Champions League (16), UEFA Europa League (10), UEFA Super Cup (13), and FIFA Club World Cup (5) titles, and its players have accumulated the highest number of (FIFA) Ballon d'Or awards (19).

>>75960174
Really gets get the rapist raping.

>>75958124
dumb af defending from 2 legends

>>75960174
I meant about refs and fouls, you fool. Learn2comprehension ffs Australia

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>>75960712
>Fouls
Yeah the E""""P""""L is how it should be, right?

>>75947196
>filename

top kek

>>75960794
Jesus christ, I have to draw everything to you? I specifically said that Messi is a lel liga protegee, meaning that no one would dare touch him in front of the refs. I wasn't talking about leagues. Is that enough for you to understand?

Now kys australia

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>>75960794

Messi would never touch the ball in EPL

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XXX

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>>75961003
Sure thing

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>>75961101
>that ref with the hands on his pocket all the time

>>75961007
literally just tennis

>fancy goals against literallywhos
>3 lost finals with not ONE good play, pass or goal situation
JUST

>>75961634
Serious question: why can't he do that with Argentina? Is your team so shitty or is just bad management? Will Sampaoli fix it?

>>75961777
>IT wass higuaaaiiinn faultt ;;;(((((
he is an overrated player making goals again shit defenders

>>75961777
He was legitamtley the best player of the world cup and last 2 copa americas
Their manager was retarded

>>75961890
>>IT wass higuaaaiiinn faultt ;;;(((((
the brazilian you replied too never said anything about higuain. In case you are into too many layers of irony remember that shit team =/= Higuain's fault.

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>>75961777

>why can't he do that with argentina
>gets to 115 extra time of a world cup final in brazil with these players

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>>75963424
7:1 isn't enough?

>>75961548
theres no diving in tennis

>>75947180
what a system baby, busquets literally spoon fed him the ball

>>75948030
Loving Every Laugh
E
L

>>75961777
I wonder that too

>>75961101
was this a red?

>>75964246
Ofc not. Football is pussyfied nowadays but not that much.

>>75964246
I don't know, I've never seen the match, but judging from Messi's hair it's probably from around 2013
>>75964284
>Dragging someone to the ground shouldn't be a red

>>75947148

Spamming Leolel Messy goals won't have him win the league, or the Champions or anything EVER with Argentina

>>75947283

that is a 100% unsaveable, unblockable free kick

>>75947891

Why is EPL slowly regressing into MLS tier play

>>75952145

that is one sexy one touch

>>75952145
aesthetic

what is it with argies hating on Messi(as).

>>75947415
How many trophies has argentina won in recent memory?

>>75964555
Same reason English hate Gerrard/Terry

>>75964555
Tanitos and gallegos genes.
They like to be proud of things obtained by "their" people but also blame other people for things that "they didn't achieve" because pf them

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what did Tsunaldo mean by this?

>>75957489
Why cant Ronaldo do it>>75957505

>>75965343

he's not a good player, only a good goalscorer

>>75947218
messi is a close control baby

>>75965861
>he's not a good player, only a good goalscorer
Messhitters unironically believe this. Ronaldo is the CL all time top goal scorer and assister and the La Liga second all time top scorer and assister. His career didn't start in 2015.

>>75947891
Pls dump it

>>75964555
The only people I know irl who don't rate him as the GOAT are Rosario Bentral fans

>>75961777
Messi is great next to a creative midfielder and fullbacks who know to run diagonals, we have neither of those in the NT, we play Biglia and Mascherano on midfield and our 2 fullbacks are naturally centrebacks (rojo and mercado)

Messi still manages to carry us to finals, if you check the XI we fielded in the WC final you'll realise it, besides Messi we only have benchwarmers, players from shitty clubs or plaeyrs out of position

>>75947790
>implying Malaga will even TRY to win against Halal

>>75961101
That's the closest thing I've seen to an actual tackle in La Liga

>>75967371
>Messi is great next to a creative midfielder and fullbacks who know to run diagonals, we have neither of those in the NT, we play Biglia and Mascherano on midfield and our 2 fullbacks are naturally centrebacks (rojo and mercado)

That's makes totally sense 2bh.

>Dani Alves + Alba vs Rojo + Zabaleta (Mercado)
>Xavi + Inivesta vs Mascherano + Biglia (Banega)

Why do you still play Mascherano as a DM? He has been a CB for like years and it's better that way.

>>75947141
What the fuck is even the point of this thread? This reeks of Redditnigger shit. Christ almighty i fucking hate soccerniggers so much

>>75968231
Argentine managers don't watch European football

Hopelly Sampaoli changes this shit

>>75966256
Cristina has 2 extra CL seasons under his belt. Plus Messi still had more goals than him in the CL despite playing 2 less games. I would >tf >tt but I see you're just a smelly subhuman CHIcano

>>75947141
why not just defend properly? is messi that fast?

>>75965881
lel

>>75947283
how do you get chipped on a 30yard free kick? fucking shame, glad he got cut after that.

>>75968383
he must be, every time I think he's going to drop behind someone and go around, he just goes right in front and past them.
he's kind of incredible

>>75947283
sees messi approaching to kick.
does a stupid little 2-foot vertical jump which will take time from the fraction of a second he has to respond to the kick.
goal scored.
there was never any doubt.

>>75961101
Defenders against Messi:
>We're out of ideas!

>>75947313
Outrageous.

Gretzky
Messi
Magnus Carlsen

<<<massive power gap>>>

Jordan
Bo Jackson

<power gap>

everyone else

>>75968383
He can accelerate pretty quickly. If you look closely to most of those kind of runs, he usually outruns defenders because his sprint-to-walk is so fast and flux that it fucks up defender's hips and their "supporting-stand foot" (don't know how if that is the right term in english)

>>75961007
this is how football was meant to be played

>>75952145
beautiful

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>>75961007

>>75968527
i understand. it's hard to judge acceleration and change of direction in a video, in person and especially on the field it's much different. i would say "supporting leg".

>>75964338
keeper, Dempsey I guess, fucks himself with the vertical hop as Messi kicks.
without it he has extra time
unsaveable? maybe, maybe not but that wasn't the keeper's best effort

>>75947141
Terrible goalkeeping.

No wonder Messi and Ronaldo can score so many in that tinpot league.

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>>75961101
>Maybe if I'll sniff him I'll inhale some of his talent

>>75968238
>buzzwords: the post
You're trying way too hard to fit in lad

>>75947891
dump it all anon

>>75963424
>those players are shit
Rojo is class la

>>75947313
KEK at Suarez

>>75947891
Why is eplel so bad

>>75970415
Good one you inbred fucking faggot.

No one is here to impress your stupid fuckface or any other soccernigger here. I would honestly love to find you and put my hands around your neck, christ almighty what a fucking homo you are

>>75980198
Keep trying maybe one day someone will buy that tough guy act you zilch.

>>75980152

marketing over talent, like ronaldo

the only reason messi scores all those goals is because he's a good footballer, if he wasn't a good footballer he wouldn't score those goals, unfair as fuck

>>75947141
>imma
Filthy nigger.

>>75947148
these penalties should be illegal
they don't even look good

>>75947390
>tfw skrabb didn't win it

(Robson-Kanu deserved it most though)

>>75948030
>half the crowd with their cellphones up in the middle of a super important game

i loathe spics

>>75964302
>Dragging someone to the ground shouldn't be a red
no, that's a clear yellow you idiot

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>>75981762

when you go to a concert and it looks like this

>>75968364
>Messi still had more goals than him in the CL
Against 10 man City
Celtic
BMG
Penalty against PSG which Neymar dived for

So THIS is the power of the GOAT whoa.....

>>75981808
Complaining about 10 men team, really?

>>75982673
Nah, it's more about it being Poop's City.

>>75947527
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, based romania

>>75947141
*cringes*

>>75981714
bwahaha!
keeper detected

>>75947180
Busquets = brilliant

>>75961007
>badminton