/mlb/ - Rain Delay Edition

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Lastros fans are trash

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hey mlb
I really like the MARINERS!
just so you know

4th for Rockies

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1stros

>tfw you used to browse and post in /mlb/ every single day but now /sp/ is pretty much dead for you

>>75945509
>tfw you confused /mlb/ with your personal blog when in reality nobody has ever cared about you or anything you've ever done

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>>75945451
MARINYAS!

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One month in, /mlb/

Update us

>>75945540

I dont have enough purple

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>>75945429

>>75945540
We know it's you, tiki

>>75945540
can i make them all red

>>75945568
is this how you want to live your life?

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>>75945597
no, this is the path that has been chosen for me

While we're getting deep and philosophical please remember the time that the Rangers clubhouse jacked off that child but haha as a prank lol

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Injuns

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>rags

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>>75945540

>>75945566
nah I didn't want to wait for him to make his monthly visit

>>75945618
They got free beers out of it tho

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>>75945675
Kek
>the insult that saved /mlb/

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>>75945618
>raggots will unironically defend this

you know whats sad, hilarious and pathetic?

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>#Giants Matt Cain this season 2 starts v #Dodgers -- 1 run, 12 2/3 IP, .163 BA against 6 starts v everyone else -- 18 runs, 29 2/3 IP, .292

TYBC

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>>75945725
THE TEXAS RANGERS!

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>>75945725
this >>75945745 tbqhwu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8r8CejZXMU8
wtf i hate the rockies now

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>>75945540

>>75945808
>spic and his wife's sons didn't know a rule that is displayed on every scoreboard before the game so they shouldn't have gotten kicked out
I don't feel bad for them at all desu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKXhSZjMYIk
How in the fuck do you not instantly recognize Aaron Judge?

>>75945935
Holy shit he speaks English
I thought it'd legit be mungo grunts

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>>75945429
White Sox

>>75945725
Mets injury list

>>75945935
Truly a legend in the making.

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Mike Pelfrey and Dylan Covey every 4 th and 5th day

Who can stop us from Seth Beer?

Diaz inherited Rodney's throne alright.

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>Jints win
>Cain gets another 1 ER game

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Nice try Athletics, better luck next time!

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Loss Angeles

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IS this the anime thread

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>>75946239
you bet your sweet snek ass it is.

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doyers got rocked

>mission rock'd

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>>75946239
>>75946247
I was literally going to say something like that cx

You've come to the right place! How was your night of baseball, snek?

>>75946255
cool but what about the fucking parking?

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>>75945540

>>75946265
The new neighborhood will have a parking structure built-in that is combination usage for residents and ballpark attendees. The wide open-air lots we have now are a waste of space, vertically speaking.

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>>75946262
Got a win so can't complain. Goldy doing Goldy thangs.

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>>75946239

>>75946293
May I ask for a red pill on Drury? Picked him up and has been positive so far, but I'd like an opinion from SNEK

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>Los Doyers

>>75946305
Absolutely killing the ball at home, but is only ok on the road. Doesn't walk much. Pretty good defense. Locked into the 2b starter role so he will see plenty of time on the field.

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>Jints beat us again

HOW THE FUCK IS THAT POSSIBLE THEY'RE THE WORST FUCKING TEAM IN BASEBALL AND USING THEIR WORST PITCHER AND WE CAN'T DO FUCKING SHIT AGAINST HIM ITS NOT FUCKING FAIR REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>75946341

>their worst pitcher

but moore wasnt pitching tonight

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Is this the greatest called shot in the history of sports?

>>75945808
>two stepsons
Cuck alert

>>75946341
>THEIR WORST PITCHER
jokes on you. Cain's the ace now.

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yankees desu ne

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>>75946400
>>75946341

>>75946330
thanks snekbro

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Are there more mosquitos in the world?

Or are there more birds in the world?

>>75946500
Gotta be mosquitoes.
Are there any Cleveland Indians fans in the world?

>>75946506

not for three more weeks, and not for another year if the cavs win it all

>>75946506
>>75946514
Stay hopelessly obsessed

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W I N D I A N S!

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gentlemen

how do we fix him?

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What's the surge of anime posting about? Why no anime Trout?

>>75946520
>picture from 3 years ago
O B S E S S E D

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>>75946627
because this is an anime image board, so there's a lot of overlap between boards.

don't no, maybe you should make some anime angels OC.

>>75945935
yo

that was legit amazing.

I'm somehow totally okay with Judge being cool as shit. he didn't even look butt ugly there either

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We out here

>>75946667
I suck at drawing my man

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>>75946667
Is this anime

>>75946607
Get Pudge Rodriguez to mentor him and share magical Puerto Rican pitching tips

Find one of Fernando Rodney's old hats and tilt it to ten o'clock on the mound at Safeco and burn it to lift the curse of the shitty closer

Maybe see if Jamie Moyer wants to be the pitching coach since Mel Stottlemeyer Jr kinda sucks at it

>rags

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>>75946760
you tried and we're all proud

here have this

>tfw literally in bed ready to go to sleep, check /mlb/ one more time and get the sudden urge to make anglels OC

>>75946956
Who tf is that guy

>>75946091
The Cubs, apparently.

>>75946956
He's gonna be a great Yankee.

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In my own, individual case? The Indies of Cleve Land is my choice.

>>75948771
You can have Harper, Trout is a future Ranger.

>the roach infested shanty in LA that costs the same as a mansion in SF of pissboi

>>75948973
Neither is ever going to play for the Yankees. They're both too white-bread to think about jumping ship to chase a ring.

>>75948992
Now that the Cusb are behind in the standings he's decided to show up as a Doyers fag again. If the Jints sweep will he finally just kill himself?

>>75949030
Haha those are fun ways to spell the baseball teams,
Fun post

>>75949061
Go to bed DG

>>75949076
Is "DG" another forced but fun acronym or fun spelling for a baseball team?

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>>75949013
Are you sure about that

>>75949103
Pretty sure. He'll talk to the Yankees but Aztec Jesus will tell him to stay with the Nationals.

Neither will ever win a ring.

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>>75945772
>tal's hill

FUCK

Mike Trout literally can't stop GOATing

>>75945935
Because 99.9% of Jew Yorkers are bandwagon casual

>>75949561
Excuse me but this isn't a racist website.

>>75949570
I apologize to Casual-Americans everywhere.

Which collapse would be better for the board - Walgreens or Disastros?

I saw a fucking Dodgers fan here in Queens today. Gave him a sign I thought he'd recognize. Didn't turn out so well lol

>>75949591
I don't have any problem with either posters. Washington posters are boring. Astros posters are bro-ish. Astros winning means >rags keep getting BTFO which is fine with me. The NL East is boring with Nats being the only good team there.

Yankees or Dodgers collapse would be best.

>>75949642
Dodgers have basically already collapsed. Pebbles are winning that division standing up.

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>>75949726
>whos

>>75949642
yankees aren't even suppose to be good and their starting rotation is shit. the dodgers would be best

>>75949738
What did he mean by this?

>>75949726
>lastros

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHHAHAHA

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>>75949849
>be top seed
>get broomed by the wild card winner

>>75949849
What's especially funny in all this is the sudden appearance of all these lifelong Astros fans. Not one single, and I mean ONE single Astros fan the entirety of the 2016 season and now it's an Astroplsion. Lifelong. Lifelong fans.

>>75949870
top seed with like a +11 run differential or some shit. Fuck you, we weren't even favorites in that series

>>75949890
>top seed

>>75949726
>yaks
>twons
>lastros

>>75949726
>PECOTA said the rasy were going to win the East

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>>75949726
>mfw we led the NL East for 2 days

>>75949738
>>75949849
>>75949901
Better watch with the misspelled names, you'll trigger pissboi

>>75949915
2 more than you deserve desu

>>75949954
Lol get over it fuccboi
Pee your pants about your dopey bad posts

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>>75949955
Can't deny that. We were trash and were 11-1 in one-run games.

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This season is even better than 2015.

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ITT: classic staredowns

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZPevbDtCbM

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>>75949885
>Not one single, and I mean ONE single Astros fan the entirety of the 2016 season and now it's an Astroplsion.

Straight up didn't come to /sp/ after Tony Slipp threw away 2015 post season. A lot of fans probably didn't. We were in recovery mode. You wouldn't understand if you didn't watch the KC Royals v Astros 2015 post season games.

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Expect us.

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>>75950082
i remember that game

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>>75950106
Good Game, Kansas. Can't fault you guys for taking advantage of our weak bullpen. I remember there were times your batters were like eating some ridiculous number of pitches swatting at them 90% of the time.

I think there was a 1 out against a Royals player that was like 20+ pitches. I swear.

>>75946956
Hell yeah good job

>>75949726
>meminers in first

I'd forgotten.

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>>75949726
We doin a bit better guys

>>75950249
Who should the Angels trade for to better support their team's most valuable player, Mike Trout?

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>>75950337
For a moment you can see the Lovecraftian horror creep across Slipp's face.

>>75950281
The angels have nothing worth trading except for trout

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annual reminder

>>75950396
>The angels have nothing worth trading except for trout
Pujols is decent.

>>75950337
That whole run was a fugin blast
It's been a fun week too

Let's go Royals

>>75950429
No hes not

>>75949885
fucking this. but I am sure it's just pure coincidence

Whatever happened to Billy Burns

>>75950429
>.232/.268/.361
>5 HR as an overpaid DH
>decent

>>75950429
Pujols has a 77 ops+ and has been worth -0.3 war while costing 26 million
The angels might get an ok aaa player if they pick up all of pujols contract

>>75950491
He was the mantis all along

>>75948771
you faggots should have traded your entire minor league system for him already, so I can watch him on a regular basis

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one of these things is not like the other...

>>75950429
Someone post the webm

>>75950585
Lorenzo Cain is far too good for that team?

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>>75950604

>>75950607
Yaas girl slay

>>75950608
ahahahahah
did he close his eyes for that pitch
how is that supposed to be a ball
pujols wat r u doin

David Ross is pulling a Sanjaya on DWTS.

Was he even a good catcher? Why is he a celebrity all of a sudden?

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>>75948969
Soon

Notice that Pirates Single-A catcher John Bormann is ASG-elligible.

>>75950892
>Notice the Pirates
Why

>>75950091
To choke

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>>75950814
Now.

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>>75950942

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>>75950917

You dont want to make a mockery of the voting system by giving a back up Single-A catcher an ASG spot?

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>>75950962
>make a mockery of the voting system

>>75950814
>>75950948
(((zimmer)))

>>75951008
Maybe this'll get Manfred off our back about the logo

Goddamn the royals think they're hot shit now? Time to get swept

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Where could one buy or pirate games from the last season? My parents are cubs fans and asked me to help them get a couple of games. I pointed them toward the Blu-rays for the world series, but they want the series against the Giants and Dodgers too.

>>75950429
Pooholes literally has negative trade value with his contract. You'd have to package him with prospects and cash to get rid of him.

>>75951101
We're not actually on the Royals team

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Will we ever have an owner mode in a game as good as MVP 05?

>>75951127
Fuck you and fuck the midworst. Kys

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>>75951170
Never seen such cussin

>>75951119
mlb.tv sub gives you access to their glorious archives, and then your parents will be able to watch the three other cusb games they'll tune in for this season as well

>>75951245
>mlb.tv sub gives you access to their glorious archives

Thanks for reminding me how much I hate Root Sports SW for blocking all my region games cause muh air time.

Didn't even get MLB.tv cause of in-market restrictions. Just watch that shit on ESPN.

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>>75950337

>>75951310
>tfw you get the Sipp

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>>75951274
bruh there are so many easy workarounds for blackouts

>watch that shit on ESPN

dude

>>75951101
you know CC is pitching today, right? he's gonna shit the bed after the yanks give him run support

>>75951321
>bruh there are so many easy workarounds for blackouts
Name some, I might try them.

inb4 pirated 240p livestream or buy cable

>>75951370
no like literally install a browser extension like hola or some shit and mlb.tv will show your team's games

Iunno cause we never get blacked out but other anons have said in this very general that mlb.tv blackout restrictions are a paltry obstacle like most region-locked internet services

>>75951405
>no like literally install a browser extension like hola or some shit and mlb.tv will show your team's games
>Iunno cause we never get blacked out but other anons have said in this very general that mlb.tv blackout restrictions are a paltry obstacle like most region-locked internet services

yoooooo

someone actually made an app to work around that? Shit. Might get mlb.tv then if it actually works. Blackout restrictions are some dumb bullshit and whoever thought it was a good idea should get slapped.

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>>75950814
>>75950948
Fuck yes. Too bad I won't be home till 8th inning at the earliest.

Go Tribe!

>>75950608
Holy shit delete this

http://sportsmockery.com/2017/05/monster-trade-proposed-cubs-white-sox/
>Cubs fans are this delusional

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>>75951439
man location-based services are the easiest shit to go around, ya normie dolt

>>75951534
>Q for Schwarbage
top kek
I'm honestly surprised they know that trades happen. Most of them are probably unaware that everyone on the current roster didn't even play in the post-season last year.

>>75946346
>cusb win in 2016
>mlb cashes in
>mlb pushes loser meme
>Colt 45s in 2017
>Mariners in 2018

cap dis thread

>>75947896
inB4 its a whos fan

>>75951661
>>75951661
WWWWOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

>>75951534
>sportsmockery

never post that shit site ever again

>>75951677
its obviously an Indians fan

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>Mets have signed Neil Ramirez

fucking finally we got some bullpen help

>>75951534
>proven solid number 2-3 starter for proven liability in the outfield who can hit a home run every now and then
Great deal.

Bud Selig really does not want you to vote John Bormann into the all star game. It would make him look like an idiot for using it to determine home field advantage in the world series.

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That astros series was a very funny prank, the comeback starts today

>>75951735
>number 2-3 starter
He'd be their best pitcher bar none

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>>75951832
careful bro

the orange ducks were overconfident

>>75951832
bro, we have fucking CC pitching today. this must be a false flagging yankee fan

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>>75952013
I'm sure cc will only let in 6 or 7 runs. The yanks might only lose by 1 or 2.

>>75952013
CC was great last year and he'll pitch 7 shutout innings today. Cap it.

>>75952059
great near the end of last year. I'm not buying CC anymore I'm over it.. they should shame his ass by the all star break (if we're still in the race) to retire early. put green in the rotation and get perhaps cueto or something

>>75952059
Repost with a trip and then come back after the game with the trip and apologize for being a fucking idiot

>>75945848
>span worse than the entire infield + pence
what

I want to watch BASEBALL

>>75952684
upvoted

>>75946091
when is Rodon coming back, also Shields I guess. Lopez or Fulmer soon also

>>75951735
>cubes fans
wew

>>75952989
RED

We're all black friends here.

>>75953009
LETTER

>>75953160
Sad!

>>75950082
>Straight up didn't come to /sp/
No Astros fans did

>>75953160
Is this the new pasta?

>>75953160
Quite a bit of postseason success.

>>75953363
*lack of
Sorry, I accidentally a few words.

>>75953404
How the hell did you just post as me?

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So we can all agree they're both winning another MVP this year right?

>Jays sign Salty to a minor league deal

Why? Mike "The Big" Ohlman just had his first career hit, and Luke Maille is literally the greatest hitter in existence

>>75953515
Haha but every deal with the Jays is a minor league deal, Lol

>>75953440
We are all you anon

>>75953658
HA! because the jays are as bad as a aaa team! I get it!

>>75953689
Lol this guy gets it

>>75953506
Seems that way

>Nick Hundley is the man responsible for Matt Cain's resurgence

my favorite player still making things happen. What a guy

>>75953160
That's almost 3 billion dollaroos

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Is this the Dodger general?

& if it isn't is this the /money/ general?

Giants "fans" always retreat when confronted, it's funny

>>75953506
who would be the top/bottom?

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We're getting there boys. Hitting still kinda sucks but we getting there

>Marco shitting the bed against the barves

ruh roh, i guess not every team can be fooled by le_sneaky_changeup man

>>75953160
>drought clock

kek

>>75954238
Fuck up the asssssstros please. Annoying as motherfuckers. Cant wait for the collapse.

>>75954169
Say that to my face punk ass bitch

>>75954288
They look like they are going to finally get the silver boot back if I'm to be completely honest.

>>75954315
You will have to pull your pants down assface XD

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>>75954388

>>75954267
Will the Jays be able to Dick the Dickey if you get him this series?

>>75953160
How do you spend so much and not make one Series?

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>>75950337
D E L E T E

>>75954922
Ha ha ha ha fuck you Go ROYALS.

>>75954965
Rude but true

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>>75953160
Kershaw was drafted in that 2006 season.

You know who took the L?
Major League Baseball L.

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>>75951150
>looking for baseball games for PC
>hear MVP 05 is great and has tons of mods and updates
>go to buy it
>$175+
>mfw

>>75955048
I'm only seeing L's and like $2bill flushed for your doydoys since then, pissbrain

>>75955115
There's no reason to buy it, you wouldn't even be supporting the developers at this point. Just lining some collector's pockets.

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>doydoys
Jajaja very very funny

>>75955217
all thats got the doydoys s big fat stinky L's and huge checks lol

>>75955115
Jeeez really? Goddamn. I'd say just to get it for an emulator but the rom is really glitchy and wonky. Manageable though, its just the menus that are tough

>>75954221
They would spit roast a twink together

>>75954554
I wish the Jays were seeing him but its a literal who and Teheran thursday

>>75955423
Poor, poor, Jaybirbs.

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>cant hit a beachball last month
>now hitting dubs like crazy

what did he mean by this

>>75955562
He should have been trying to hit baseballs lol

>>75955571
lmao haha he should try telling the jays catchers that too haha

>>75955595
They're supposed to catch the baseball dummy

>>75955562
Pillartes I'd bet

>>75950962
>You dont want to make a mockery of the voting system
Think you guys have done enough of that lately

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*double steals*

too bad zeke sucks now haha

>>75955562
because the team is incapable of not being a dumpster fire in april

every fucking year

>>75955606
i guess thats why they are called "baseball holder&throwers"

>orioles now have 3 catchers in their squad
Dan Duquette doing some advance level roster shit here

>>75955670
It's Joseph's fault for remembering how to hit and score runners

>CC pitching tonight
>7 innings of shutout baseball
>Knocked out after 3 innings with no chance of the Yankees winning
>1 shitty inning where he gives up 5 runs, and then shutouts the Royals the rest of the way
These are the only 3 possible outcomes for tonight

>>75955704
Probably actually because Pena hit the 2 dingers, so he might get claimed if they waive him

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Our first baseman did it again lads

>>75955704
sounds like you guys need grit
you guys need experience, a proven winner

you guys need jarrod saltalamacchia, no, really. Just take him. You can even have a couple coasters from the jays shop too, no need to thank me :)

>>75955742
why is freddie so cool bros

>>75955768
I'll take Salty for FREE. All you need to provide is airfare for him and I will take him NO QUESTIONS ASKED.

>>75955795
We went 264 posts before roleplaying a kidnap and rape this time
Not bad considering

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Most likely to strikeout 300 besides kershaw?

>Inb4 Sale
Sale is peaking far too early.

>>75955742
>>75955776
MVFREE

>>75955562
He kinda looks like a normal sized version of Altuve

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Your daily reminder that Victor Martinez is still batting ahead of J.D. Martinez.

>>75955880
Bad Autismus strikes again.

>>75955795
K-Koji?

>>75955906
Sorry. I'm Gimpy the Sex Dwarf. I work as a PR consultant for the Atlanta Braves.

>>75953160
jesus christ

>>75955923
Now the next time you feel bad about the Jays, just thank the lord you are not a Dodgers fan and haven't suffered as much as they have.

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THIS MAN is the pitcher most likely to throw a no-hitter this week

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>>75955980
Wrong

>>75955980
That's not CC Sabathia

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As of right now, these are the players who deserve to start in the all star game imo

NATIONAL LEAGUE
C: Buster Posey
1B: Ryan Zimmerman
2B: Cesar Hernandez
3B: Jedd Gyorko
SS: Zack Cosart
LF: Aaron Altherr
CF: Christian Yelich
RF: Bruce Horper
SP: Mike Leake (lmao)

AMERICAN LEAGUE
C: Salvador Perez or Brian McCann
1B: Yonder Alonzo
2B: Starlin Castro or Robinson Cano
3B: Miguel Sano
SS: Carlos Correa
LF: Brett Gardner
CF: Mike Trout
RF: Aaron Judge
SP: Chris Sale or Dallas Keuchel

Fan voting is a joke btw

>>75955956
Dodgers are in a far better situation than the Jays past, present, and future. I don't "get" this post.

>>75955956
how can doyersfags suffer when they get to watch the greatest regular season performance artist on a weekly basis?

I honestly couldn't care for the eries if my ace won a couple CYA

>>75956003
>Peepee Batshitia
>thowing a no-shitter
Do all people in Texas suffer from profound mental retardation?

>>75956012
>1B: Ryan Zimmerman
>Over Freeman

get your head out of your ass

>>75956012
>imo
who asked you dawg? nobody gives a shit.
>Posey
>Gyorko
>Leake
Laugh my ass of indeed.

>>75956012
I'll also add Paul Goldschmidt and Freddie Freeman as possible starters for NL first basman. Didn't realize how good they were doing

>>75956025
He was hitting 98 with his slider in his last start, so I bet he absolutely fools everyone this time around. Maybe even a perfecto.

>>75956038
Look up the stats dipshit. Obviously things can change but that's who deserves it as of now IN MY OPINION (IMO) BITCH

>>75956058
I predict he will give up 8 ER and be pulled after 2.1 innings.

>>75956081
He'll give up 8 ER, and Girardi will keep him in for 6 innings because the binder wills it.

>>75956106
Do you think they should just fire Girardi and make the binder the manager full-time?

>>75955980
I'm between saying "I hope he gets one soon" and "He'll get one someday surely" and "He seems like he should"

>>75956060
I know those stats better than you know your birthday stupid faggot. Those numbers are unsustainable more over your stupid fucking opinion does not matter. I can already tell you're an AL idiot

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Oh hey there, Bryce.

>>75956134
hey buddy

calm down

>>75956134
If the first half of the season ended today those are the players with the best stats and would deserve to start in the all star game. That's all I'm saying, I didn't say they'll deserve it come the all star game. Fucking retard

Who has better stats this moment than those 3. Enlighten me you dumb piece of shit

>>75956120
>>75956120
>>75956120
rays v. indians

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>mfw Based Keuchel throws a no-no to clinch the division

>blow gays

>>75956265
Is this legal? Can you say this?

>>75956279
probably not in Canada

its hate speech

>>75956296
yeah but I can say eat dirt dumb doodoohead

get rekt kiddo

>>75946627
im a newfag to /sp/ what is the
>rags
meme about?

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>>75956328
Holy Brap Lois

>>75956174
You ever entertain conversation with the homeless PTSD veteran outside the liquor store? Probably not right, you are the PTSD mentally ill veteran in relation to this conversation.

Goodbye, be sure to cash those insurance checks to pay for your Internet service

>>75950057
brilliant

>>75956384
lol, okay

>>75956328
yeah but you didn't repeat it in french. Enjoy your reeducation camp.

>>75956426
honhonhonhonhon

better watch yourself buddy, we're a bunch of nasty wordslingers up here