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>>75936961
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Who is your favorite woman's bantamweight?
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This is the thread
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>>75944241
you are such a fucking weirdo OP
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This is the thread
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I will not join Canadian thread
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Hi /HEEM/
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>>75944312
can't wait to see adan squirm when his thread gets chalked
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>>75944315
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>>75944241
how did you manage to find her kindergarten picture?
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/heem/ Predicts UFC Fight Night: Gustafsson vs. Teixeira
2017-05-16 03:02:27
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/heem/ Predicts UFC Fight Night: Gustafsson vs. Teixeira
Alexander Gustafsson vs. Glover Teixeira
Volkan Oezdemir vs. Misha Cirkunov
Peter Sobotta vs. Ben Saunders
Abdul Razak Alhassan vs. Omari Akhmedov
Nordine Taleb vs. Oliver Enkamp
Jack Hermansson vs. Alex Nicholson
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>>75944345
she posted it on instagram m8
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blow away, leafs
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leafs get raked
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who is your favorite female fighter?
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>>75944370
you
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If you could pick one /heem/ regular to have your back in a street fight, who would it be?
Hard mode: no LithGOAT.
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who is the cutest in this picture?
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>>75944385
middle, the one of left looks busted as shit
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>>75944384
dockie lol
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>>75944385
None of them, you weirdo.
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>>75944339
Her top literally says "FATTY"
for whatever reason
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>>75944424
its ironic m8. she has fat cheeks and trains with brazilians so they called her gordinha and now its her nickname
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>>75944430
that bitch is fucking purple
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>>75944385
Casey
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>>75944470
he's so mad we didn't use his Schaub, Poetry and Anger
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the ironic part about this spam is that its a white guy that thinks hes funny by pretending to be black when in actuality he's just a literal cuck
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>>75944450
Who else is a Kevin Lee fan?
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HEEMINDER
gotta spam those reports
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What is it about /heem/ that attracts so many mentally unstable people? The kind of spam that goes on in these threads is clearly indicative of deep psychological disorder.
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this is definitely the active heem thread. keep on spamming here. we definitely are not using another thread
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>>75944385
Tuss is so cute I didn't even notice PVZs hard nipples the first time I saw this pic
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>>75944385
middle
PVZ looks like a goddamn tranny here, hard nip or not
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gooby
<----
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>i save gay porn pics on my computer and constantly spam them on a japanese origami forum
whew what a life
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>spam
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>Ariel did this
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>>75944656
did her period come back for the first time in ten years?
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Which grappling submission do you appreciate the most?
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>>75944656
maybe Dana was right too boot his ass out
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>>75944672
bulldog choke
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>>75944668
E D G Y
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>>75944672
Arm triangle.
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>>75944610
Pretty sure they just blindly remove whatever gets reported. I think that's how a certain Union elf gets his power
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>>75944656
I was really glad to see Stipe put that slimy faggot in his place.
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>>75944717
what did Stipe say?
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>>75944355
Alexander Teixeira
Misha Oezdemir
Peter Saunders
Abdul Razak Alhassan Akhmedov
Nordine Enkamp
Jack Nicholson
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>>75944700
better fuckin believe it m8 ill reck u
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>>75944725
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4ade6ex_4U&feature=youtu.be&t=514
See for yourself. He was joking around and friendly with everyone else, then Ariel asked him a question.
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ME-oh-chich
Or
me-OH-chich
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>>75944744
Second one.
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>>75944738
Lol that massive sigh I didn't notice that until now
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>>75944738
Jewani is trending in the wrong direction
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>>75944656
Seeing Joanna get emotional just makes me hornier.
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>>75944672
Knee-Bah!
https://youtu.be/-k_47Fjao8Y
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Everyone keeps calling Max Holloway ugly but I think hes quite good looking
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>>75944838
well then you're probably ugly bud lol
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>>75944738
>Stop diggin'
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>>75944838
>that flag
>that post
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Would you rather rub oil on lorenzo's upper body or lay naked in the float tank with joe?
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>>75944843
Most likely
>>75944859
Maybe your gay? LOL!
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>>75944867
Go to Coral Springs with Schaub
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>>75944871
>you just called a grown man "quite good looking
>im the gay one
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>>75944744
The latter.
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Tyron Woodley has just been shot by a policeman in his home town after reaching for his phone. You're fighting Demian Maia for the welterweight title at UFC 219 anon. Post your walkout song, only stipulation is it cannot be Linkin Park, that's taken.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQMylmZqJcA
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Idk lads he looks fine to me
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>>75944890
>being this insecure about your sexuality
Got something you need to tell us?
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>>75944726
>that filename
you guys are so good at memeing
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>>75944890
You sound a bit insecure la? Also why you got pictures of an 9 year old saved? Nonce
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>>75944915
i may be insecure but you seem quite secure in your homosexualty
>bart is 10 years old
ha
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>>75944871
How's Norwich this time of year?
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>>75944899
he's got goofy features
but he looks like brad pitt compared to someone like RDA
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>>75944914
Not you guys just me
>>75944937
It's shite all year round
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>>75944838
Well he probably has better teeth than most Brits, so maybe that's what you're noticing?
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>>75944977
adan bringing the heat
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>>75944950
>It's shite all year round
Just like you, m8
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>>75944942
Obviously he's not the best looking but for a fighter I'd say he looks fine.
My older sister use to watch ufc just for RDA, Benson and Overeem.
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>>75944996
>having a sister who's a coalburner
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>>75944996
>RDA
lmao
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>>75944977
My teeth are quite nice, never needed braces or fillings. How's your obesity?
>>75944989
AHAHA GOOD ONE
What I btfo'd you that bad that's all you can say? I would fucking kill you in real life you little fucking little man, probably 5'8 or something punk. Bet you don't even have any friends. Come Chesire and say that to my face bitch.
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rory
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>>75944942
goofy features but the way he dresses does more harm to attractiveness. if he stopped dressing like a wigger and got some help with he would be fine.
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>>75944996
that is an odd trio of fighters to be into
well except for Overeem, considering how he's genetically engineered to fuck your gf
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>>75945028
I was more surprised by Benson desu, he's got the weirder face. RDA just looks beat up.
>>75945020
All women are.
It goes
Blacks
Asians and hispanics
Whites
Pakistanis
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>>75944894
https://youtu.be/X5aQPdgjtn8
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who is the most aesthetic fighter of all time and why is it Ngannou?
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UNCLE JOEY TALKING STRIP CLUB FIGHTS
>https://youtu.be/KABPIqw7dnA
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>>75944996
>finally get to use this screen cap
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>>75945048
is an overrated piece of shit canadian
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>>75945068
>Asians and hispanics
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>>75945084
also, inb4 sage
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>>75944385
rundown on the chick on the right?
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So Herb Dean is wrong and Alvarez should be DQ'd right?
>b...but he didn't MEAN to throw three illegal knees!
you could DQ him for the last one alone
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>>75944996
>RDA
dude is ugly as sin mein fuhrer
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>>75945068
RDA looks like he's wearing a leather mask dude lol
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what was that fucking stupid rule with the knees in that alvarez fight? i remember seeing that black dude who rolled the pokeball send a dude's brains to another universe with a knee but if your hands are on the ground you can't knee? wtf?
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>>75945068
>RDA just looks beat up
he looks like frankenstein m8
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>>75945068
>being a cuck who believes this shit AND having an older sister who's a coalburner.
The absolute state of your existence.
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>>75945115
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>>75945099
for once so happy
this pic makes me smile :)
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>>75945092
hahahahhaaaa
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>>75944241
stop posting this picture for fucks sake
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>>75945107
she has 50% chimpanzee dna
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>>75945155
wouldnt that be a lot less than the average human then?
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>>75945137
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>>75945113
>>75945115
Because of how beat up his face is, it makes him look tough. That's probably why she liked him
>>75945132
>>75945099
Don't get upset
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>>75945082
Jesus dude, are you there to fight the guy or kill the guy? If my opponent had that as his walk out song I'd forfeit, that's way too extreme, it's just a sport not life or death.
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>>75945020
>xdddd
we know your sister only fucks you adan, no need to brag
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>>75945179
SOLID 6
O
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I
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6
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>>75945179
I think you're lying lol
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>>75945179
>one the r/hapas AMWF spammers is a heemposter
didn't see that one coming
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>>75945179
>the state of that goof's bookshelf
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>>75945179
>that filename
its way too easy to troll on heem now a days
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>>75945132
The thing is, most people don't give a shit what there sister does. The only people that really do are the ones on r9k who are so lonely they get attached to family memebers. Like that dude who hacked his sisters laptop and uploaded all her nudes to r9k because she was dating someone he didn't like.
>>75945189
>>75945194
>>75945202
It's a youtuber and model who dates Asians because she thinks they're hotter than blacks
A
>>75945192
About what?
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>>75945092
Jesus that gave me a solid laugh.
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what's the big deal? my sister used to catch pettis fights with me, you guys are weird
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>>75945225
about all of it
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>>75945225
found the british chink
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My older brother always watches Ngannou fights with me
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>>75945225
the funniest part about you gooks is that you even spam BMWF porn too in addition to AMWF
you're so obsessed with white men that i bet you think any non-white man dating a white woman is a victory for your "side" lel
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y do aZns hav such small peepees?
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>>75945232
Sorry I upset you big lad
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>>75945225
>caring about your family is the same thing as being sexually obsessed with them
Wew
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>>75945255
DNA / lack of nutrients
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>>75945255
no test
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>>75945233
>>75945253
I said women find Hispanics Asians more attractive than whites so now I'm Chinese?
MMA fans are legit no different to the fags on r9k
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>>75945274
I support you bro
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>listening to another made up story by joey diaz in his low vocal fry voice
kind of cozy
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>>75945274
>so now I'm Chinese
this is why britian failed
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>>75945274
stay upset little r/hapas cuck
go spam on r9k (lmao that you even browse there), maybe you'll be more successful
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>>75945274
anti white paki
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>>75945274
>freely admitting to browsing /r9k/
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god damn i love being white
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>>75944838
For sure my man, 100%
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>tfw you could pass every guard here
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why is /heem/ so racist?
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>>75945376
im not racist, im anti reverse racism
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>>75945376
>implying he's met a non-lynchable nig
nigga pls
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>>75945376
>4chan.org
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>>75945376
edgey nerds like to be racist on 4chan. it's how they cope with getting btfo by life
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>>75945376
>ur racist for thinking /heem/ is racist
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heem
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>>75945376
race is a social construct
also, niggers stink desu
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>>75945376
Because Dana White is a Trump supporter.
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>>75944942
Max looks like someone melted him with a magnifying glass
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>>75945295
I don't know what r hapas is
>>75945309
someone linked the thread here, you'd know if you wasn't portioning dip for mw
>>75945332
looks like an average guy whos just been in a fight
>>75945343
>this aint gonna stop white dudes from fucking asian girls though brah
I'm white and have never fucked an Asian girl
>>75945376
Because what I said was true and it upset them deeply, because I accept it instead of denying it I must be "just an Asian or white hating paki" instead of just looking at the facts.
>>75945266
Well in your case it is...
>I don't want my sister to date a popular black guy or an Asian with a good paying job
>she needs to date a socially awkward weirdo just like me!
>I'm just looking out for my family
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>>75945493
Hapa faggot.
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>>75945493
damn that's a lot of replies lil asianboi
u triggered rn?
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Reminder this all started because I said my sister liked watching Benson fight
poor heem
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>>75945373
*pulls inverted spider guard*
heh, tied up?
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>>75945517
>p-pls stop
lil asianboi literally on the verge of tears rn
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>>75945507
So if I am Asian, why would I be saying my white sister is more attracted to blacks
>>75945534
cuck
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>>75945558
For sure that was a beast counterargument my man.
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>>75945557
It wouldn't even matter, you're never gonna fuck any women, ever
getting sad little white boi?
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>>75945558
because like i said you're mainly just extremely butthurt about white men and you see any non-white man with a white woman as a "victory" over white men lmao
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>>75945517
nobody will be racist if we just get the race war over with already
nobody likes seeing their women with men of a different race 2bh. men are ruthless about vagina
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>>75945579
>he's literally about to cry rn
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>>75945572
So gooks are also more attracted to blacks as well? So this changes nothing and everything you've said has been pointless?
>>75945567
Theres really no point in arguing with you, you're red pilled. If you think because theres more crime in hoods I'm gonna stop my sister from dating a black guy she met at work or uni or something? she could fuck a porn star for all I care its her life
>>75945582
Would work if I was Asian, but I'm more white than you
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>>75945634
> thinks that his gook sister liking blacks is actually a win for gooks because at least she doesn't like whites like all the other gooks
The state of gooks
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>>75945634
pls bruh we all know how autistic you gooks are about white men
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>>75945634
>britcuck confirmed
T Minus 1 year til inevitable suicide
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>>75945653
cuck
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>>75945668
>the absolute state of asian """men"""
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>>75945493
Max has a pretty bad lazy eye but you only see it from certain angles
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r8 my oc
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>>75945686
cuck
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good thread
way to fuck it up again, britcuck m8 lad
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>>75945689
7 mate
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>>75945668
>>75945693
SEETHING
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>>75945689
woodley will use his ape strength to hold maia's hands, no way he submits him
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>>75945693
uh oh boys i think i broke the lil gooklet LMAO
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>>75945695
Not my fault mma fans get triggered so easily
>>75945686
>>75945701
superior black man
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>if I keep spamming the same pictures maybe he'll post a picture of himself
imagine being this stupid
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if herica wins this weekend i promise to post non-stop herica for 1 week straight
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>>75945736
>so terrified of confronting white men directly that he's trying to use blacks to wage a sexual proxy war against them
the absolute STATE of gooks
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>>75945736
>lowtestAzNcuckLad
that about rite?
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>>75945736
Oh is this what we're doing now?
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At this current year there is not a single 100% white male in the USA
Every white boy in your picture is Asian of some sort
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>>75945753
please reconsider
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Why do women of every ethnicity love white men so much?
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>>75945754
OH SHIT YOU'RE ONE OF THOSE R9K GUYS
I BET YOU LISTEN TO KPOP
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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>>75945779
The fact that you're doing this between 5 and 6 in the morning makes it that much sadder.
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>>75945779
I get it, you're the dumb asian kid that was tossed aside like the confirmed low test you are.
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>>75945764
>2 mixed race "white boys" fighting
what did he mean by this?
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>>75945800
>>75945809
>why yes I do watch k-pop and get triggered by WMMA
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>>75945816
You tell me m8, you're the one who started off by posting a picture of a swarthy spic-looking dude that just got beaten by a mixed-race man.
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>>75945827
11/10
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>>75945800
wtf does time have to do with it? Oh it's okay for you to be a little triggered virgin because its only 1am
>>75945834
>KPOP
HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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>>75945843
Based
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>>75945562
>>75945584
>>75945625
godamn TJ is scary good. He just stole that lil niggas center of gravity
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>>75945827
>>75945846
>replying to the same post twice
Really getting to you eh bud?
I just think it's sad that you're either ruining your sleep schedule or about to go to work angry after waking up way too early.
For the record I have no problem whatsoever with WMMA and plan to watch Invicta this weekend. Also for the record I have never listened to a KPOP song in my life.
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>please let me have a k-pop girlfriend, the white girls just dont understand me and find fun in clubbing and sex, I'm just too different and intelligent for white girls. Nobody understands me.
>oh and btw I will be watching Invicta this weekend
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>>75945846
>kpop
you mean gangdum style?? seriously i dont understand
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>>75945871
>so white women go for superior blacks and darker men
LMAO imagine relying on mudsharks to feel better about yourself.
The unmatched state of gooks.
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@75945889
@75945871
>please be Asian
>please give me a K-Pop waifu please!!!
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>>75945886
>lmao you hate WMMA what a nerd
>lmao you're going to watch WMMA what a nerd
Your opinion = wgaf.
I only mentioned it because unlike you I'm being honest and straightforward throughout this entire conversation.
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>Hurr, we arent gonna use that Canadian shitter's thread
>We'll just use this one an shit it up ourselves!
Take your fucking insecurity based race baiting to /pol/ you fucking faggots, this is an MMA thread. Post heems or get the fuck out.
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>>75945905
oh yeah for sure my man
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>>75945907
Gladly.
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>ethnic white groups accounted for 98% (662,794) of the population, and 10,994 (2%) in ethnic groups other than white
oh for sure Asian my man
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>>75945919
About 7 and a bit too thin. uncircumcised
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>>75945912
I was being 100% sincere in that post, so I don't know what you think you're proving. Do I really need to post the citations for you buddy?
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>>75945944
mine too bro
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>>75945944
7cm?
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conor mcgregor is a faggot
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>>75945952
>2.75 inches
No wonder he's so upset.
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>>75945950
>mixed race American with an uncircumcised penis
dont believe
>>75945952
17 x 9 cm
need more girth
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In depth analysis of Maia's amazing takedowns against Masdiva
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nvmDHtupN8&feature=youtu.be
breakdown starts at 18:33
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>>75945780
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>>75945969
>9cm girth
L O L
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>>75945969
nah i'm pure bred 7 inch unjewed peenor tho
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>>75945993
good lad
>>75945989
I know :(
also
>Kpop
HAHAHHAHA
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>>75946007
dude stop talking about your fucking sister, why are my main generals always this fucking autistic?
you dont need to "defend" your sisters taste, stop getting baited by this dumb muslim.
stop fucking posting
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>TFW NO KPOP GF RIGHT GUYS, BTW I HATE WHITES ABOVE 6 FOOT, ASIANS AND BLACKS
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>>75946007
>>75945989
and I thought my dick was thin, thanks m9
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>>75946031
>>75945989
mediocre, unless I'm measuring girth wrong
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>>75946045
>why don't girls like me mom?
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>>75946072
>6AM on a tuesday
>spergin hard on heem.com
>the absolute state of your pencil dick
what a life you lead
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>>75946072
do you even like girls, anon?
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>>75946096
Better a pencil dick than a rubber dick like yours LOL!
>tfw no k-pop gf
If it's that bad why don't you just leave? Oh wait you can't because everything I said was true
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>>75944738
>Based Stipe
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>>75946134
fuck stipe, he's a fucking douchebag
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>>75945518
>>75945544
When was the last time the hype train had been stopped this brutally?
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>>75946164
eat shit lib
hes an everyday working man
blue collar hard nose guy
enough with the special snow flake faggtoary
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>>75946180
faggot
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>>75946164
Stipe is a saint.
>blue collar midwestern man
>firefighter and paramedic
>loyal to his city and constantly supports it
>doesn't trash talk
>doesn't pick his fights
>biggest plans after defending his title for the second time is how he's going to remodel his kitchen
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You guys are somehow even more annoying than I am
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Ken Lee finna be my low-key mulignan
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what % of the posters here have actually been in a fight? i want to hear stories
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>>75946197
he's a real man and how every man past the age of 18 should be,
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>>75946222
My dad abused me so I was timid kid in school
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>>75946222
killed a man because he insulted my mother, this prick actually called me a mother fucker
he's dead now
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>>75946244
are u werdum?
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>>75946164
lmao what? the stupidity of mma fans never ceases to amaze me
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>>75945518
>>75945544
My boy Yair will be back
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>>75944355
Alex "I Beat Cormier" Gustafsson
Oezdemir
Sobotta
Akmedov
Taleb
Nicholson
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>>75946244
are u chiesa?
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>>75946222
I beat up a bully back in highschool along with other minor scuffles.
Got jumped by 3 mexicans while walking down the street but walked away with a gash and not much else.
Got stabbed in the leg by a junkie trying to steal my bike and still managed to heem him.
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>>75946333
that's not a fight what the fuck
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>>75946333
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>>75946180
he's a bully
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>>75946369
He litteraly got rape that's a defination of a fight. Its being heemed but sexualy
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>>75946222
Last proper fight I was in was in year 9, some guy sucker punched me in the jaw cause he couldn't handle the bantz. Took him down immediately and pinned him against a brick wall. Punched him in the side of the face while mounting his back until he started crying.
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Is Bisping vs Romero going to happen?
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>>75946333
>he starts jerking me off till i get hard and i nut all over the toilet
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>>75946222
I know you guys wont believe me, but i beat up a 19 year old when i was 14
he was lanky but he had about a foot on me. He pushed me so i punched him in the face and grabbed his shirt for extra force into my fist. He hit back and broke my glasses then I got close enough to him so he couldnt punch and grabbed his throat, put my right leg behind him and threw him over my knee. I let him get back up 2 more times after doing the same move instead of just ending it when he was on the ground cause i was a dumb kid. He said I won and walked away, but I wasnt done so I tackled him and punched his face bloody until a teacher pulled me off.
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Be careful.
>>
I can't let you get close
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>>75946222
Only fight I can remember was during sixth grade when I was forced to go into some sunday school type of shit. I was taking a leak with a friend of mine and this idiot kept bothering him and saying shit like "huhuhu I bet you're looking at PORN on your phone." We ignored most of it but apparently being ignored got him salty so he started pushing my friend, and at that point I just slapped him as hard as I could and got a finger in his eye. My friend followed up with some stomping. But then he started crying and we realized what we did so we got the fuck out of there.
There was also the time when I got heemed in Tae Kwon Do sparring but that probably doesn't count I think
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Knuckle Up
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>>75946445
>kids who had a phone capable of looking at porn in the sixth grade are now old enough to post on 4chan
How fucking old am I getting?
>>
Whats next for frankie heem?
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>watching show, random scene with main sloots feet
>tfw into feet now
what has this place done to me? someone heem me out of of this misery
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>>75946498
max
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>>75946486
but I'm 22
how old are you sir or madam
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>>75946509
27
I guess having an internet capable phone was a thing in 2007 or whenever you were in grade 6.
When I was in grade 6 9/11 happened, and people were just starting to get flip phones.
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>>75946501
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*dabs*
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>>75946524
Which fighter is this?
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>>75944656
What did Ariel say to make Joanna cry?
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>>75946668
>how does it make you feel that some people say that regardless of how successful you become, you'll always be a peasant looking uggo with witch-tier personality? and to follow up, what do you say to people who say that your bullying of your opponents is just a projection of the bullying you had to go through growing up?
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>>75946668
>give back kamienica you goyim
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Schaub be blessed
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how fucked in the head is tank abbott?
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if i gotta slap a pussy ass nigga imma make it look it sexy
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if i gotta go hard on a bitch imma make it look it sexy
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i pull up, hop out, air out, made it look sexy
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>>75946668
asked her about a coach leaving her gym, and she hadn't heard about it yet.
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>>75946735
>she hadn't heard about it yet
are you dumb? she was obviously joking when she said that. she specifically says that she told them that she didnt want to talk about the issue.
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the great debate
for me, it's silva
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>>75946774
for me, it's jones
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>>75946777
for me, it's cormier
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>>75946815
Jones beat him after a weekend of cocaine
and prostitutes
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>>75946774
For me, it's Fedor
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>>75946834
>post poosada jones
FLUSHING imminent
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>e-excuse me sir, are you Stipe Miocic ?
>HO-LEE SHIT
>thank you sir
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>>75945274
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>>75946857
stipe seems cool as fuck
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>>75947013
late night heem, who is your fightfu? dibs on rose
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cat is now whoring herself for free socks, when will the fighters seize the means of production lads?
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>>75947017
for me, it's VanZant
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>>75947017
I want Tecia Torres to fight Raquel Pennington, and then get dibs on the winner.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BUD7lixFfEU/
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>>75944748
>>75944892
Objectively incorrect.
>>75944744
First one.
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>>75947026
tecia has big legs
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>>75947018
She's gonna get rekt by Cyborg but it should be fun, Cat's a maniac
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>>75947017
Its gotta be Miesha
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>>75947038
Why doesn't Dana sign Meegan yet ? Cyborg versus Strayan valkyrie is the fite to make
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>>75947062
will a 5x4 satisfy her bros?
>>75947067
megan sucks ass
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>>75947069
I'd let her suck my ass, if you now what I'm sayin
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>>75947067
I unironically believe they want to shut WFW down and are opposed to signing any new featherweights. Anderson is not on Cyborg's level at all but it'd be a fucking war while it lasted.
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>>75947081
eww
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>>75947096
They aren't even showing GDR as a champion in the rankings right now, the whole thing is such a colossal fiasco.
But thats why they get for banking on Holy "hish hish shish I'm on a losing streak" Holm to win and on Christine "Pull Out Robot" Justino to not mess up her roid cycle
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>>75947114
never had your butt licked, huh?
>>
I did a 211 post fight show I'd appreciate it if you guys would check it out
https://youtu.be/wGJGa53ViBE
https://youtu.be/wGJGa53ViBE
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>>75947127
Wew Tony on a JJ card, gonna be awkward
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>>75947125
never even thought about it, a chick slipped a cheeky finger in once, wasn't bad no homo
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>>75947124
What it boils down to is that they made the division for the wrong reasons. Cyborg-Anderson should've been for the inaugural title but they didn't care about actually making decent matches, just more of the superfight bullshit that's backfired every single time WME's tried it.
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http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1494749687474.webm
not much for you
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>>75947290
good old rolling thunder KOs, how long til someone lands one in mma, yair and holloway try them often. ryan hall imanari rolls and could fake an imanari to hit one
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>>75947136
Did you suck her dick?
>>
Between April 21st 2002 and October 5th 2002, Semmy Schilt fought Fedor, Big Nog, Musashi, Hoost, and Michael McDonald
That's a tough lineup
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>>75947578
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>>75947018
Let me give you a foot massage MOMMY
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>>75947025
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>>75947450
Man that's a murderers' row. I don't think anybody knew who Fedor was yet but all those other guys were established at that point.
>>
Why was Tyron even ever given a title shot after a 2 win streak?
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>>75947851
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>>75945112
Maybe he could DQ him, but should he?
I don't know the rules, but didn't Herb say it's the intention that counts?
I think a fighter should be in the cage to fight, not put his hands on the ground as a safe-card when things go wrong.
>>
>>
GUYS, FOR THE RECORD
FOR THE RECORD
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>>75947943
>throws a knee with the intention of landing
>unintentional
the last knee was when Dustin had a knee (maybe both) on the ground. If thats isn't a DQ then i don't know what is.
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haha wow this is awesome
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PgKg0Hc7YIA
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>>75945720
Men look like THAT in Brazil?
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>>75944744
Isnt it me-oh-cheech.
As far as i know the lic and ic part of the serbian/croat surname is pronounced as each/eech phoneticly dont know why its always pronounced as ick. Uncultered americana tsk
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>>75948002
Uncultured goddamn it
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>>75947851
Supposedly his scheduled fight with Hendricks was supposed to be for the #1 contender spot and he chose to stick it out and wait for his shot. I'm sure it helped that he's one of a pretty small number of fighters who actually has a manager. Plus Lawler had already beaten Condit, MacDonald, and Hendricks and the UFC likes to mix it up rather than make quick rematches. Demian Maia was probably the best choice at that point but they were still snubbing him back then.
>>
What's the point of Jon beating DC? He's got NO ONE to fight next, Rumble is retired, Manuwa can't do shit, we don't know if Gus will even pass through Glover, Bader is in bellator, Misha is still merely a product in the making.
DC has a lot of people to beat up still.
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>>75948021
There's no point no matter what happens, LHW is the divisional equivalent of Mad Max
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>>75948064
At least DC still has a few fresh faces to maul. Jon has already defeated everyone relevant except Rumble.
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>>75947981
But he probably didn't see it. I don't think he should be required to look to see if his opponent has decided to put his hand on the ground or not.
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>>75947017
KK
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>>75948079
the first one I'm fine with being let go, the second one came when Poirier fell to his knees. Combat sports are weird, in all other sports it doesn't matter if a foul is intentional or not, if its bad enough you get sent off.
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>>75948077
I don't think there's anybody relevant left except for those two. Personally I don't really give a shit about DC fighting Rua or Manuwa. Win or lose, I hope he moves to HW after this since he's having issues making weight.
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Armtem is probably gonna headline or be on the main card again.
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>>75948151
Knight v Artem Fox card would be great
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>>75948103
It's the same for handball in football though.
I think both Poirier and Weidman recently put their hand on the ground as a tactical maneuver so that their opponent couldn't kick, I don't think that's fighting. They should either try to get on their feet and leave, or try to get the opponent down
>>
Without deviating from the question, who is your favorite female fighter? UFC only.
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>2,000 strikes landed
>Jessica Andrade: Suspended until May 29.
LMAO
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>>75948202
for me, it's elbow queen
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>>75948179
Lobov-Yair would be interesting I think. Lobov pretty much stinks but he'd probably be able to eat Yair's meme kicks with that Buick-sized head of his.
>>75948198
Well that's the whole reason the rules were changed to begin with and now we have fractured rule sets and mass confusion since fighters are putting two hands down now. If they changed the rules again so that you're not grounded even in a four-point position guys would just drop to one knee in the clinch, desperate fighters go into survival mode and there's no such thing as a magic rule that will force everyone to throw non-stop tard swings no matter how badly they've been hurt. The rules weren't broke and the UFC fixed them.
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>>75946668
>How does it feel being the person who drives others away wherever you go, no matter how successful you are?
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>>75948289
such is the life of a goblin
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>>75948198
but Alvarez kneed Poirier when he was fully down (not just one hand, which was still illegal under the ruleset)
>>
>log onto http://www.heem.tk
>it redirects
based
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>>75948319
who bought it?
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>>75948319
he's just getting your IP
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>>75948321
dunno desu but he's a good lad for sure
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>>75948322
I'm ok with this
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>>75948354
With the psychos who post here? Be careful.
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>>75948312
But Poirier could've lifted his hand and knee from the ground to fight.
Either you can fight, then your opponent should be allowed to knee you, or you can't fight, then the ref should stop it.
It's a different thing if you soccer kick an opponent that just fell, that should probably still be illegal. But in transitions and wrestle-situations, you should be able to use your knee.
>>
Cristiano Ronaldo follows Rose Namajunas
Do you think he posts here?
>>
Why don't other countries have a big MMA organization?
>>
>>75948234
dat chin
>>
WHERE THE WYHTE WOMENZ AT?
Not with the white males that's for sure.
>>
Joe is going to start doing Mandrama companions with Tony wgaf
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>>75947017
What kind of mix is Rose? I can see a little chink in her.
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>>75948467
both of her parents were born in lithuania
don't know anything beyond that
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>>75948373
i just rewatched it, there were three knees. Considering its old rules:
the first knee is illegal as one of Dustin's hands is touching the ground
the second knee is questionable, Eddie might have Dustin's hand as the knee connected
the third knee was illegal in both rulesets as Dustin had one hand and both hands and a knee on the floor
If we are going by the rulebook, Eddie landed 2 (maybe 3 illegal knees in succession). That should be a DQ IMO. If I understand correctly your issue is more with the actual ruleset but the ref can't make up his own rules.
>>
Why do people think Rory will lose?
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>>75948493
You're right, I'm talking about ideal rules.
Though Herb said he has told the fighters for 15 years that the opponent actually has to put weight on the grounded body part for it to be counted as grounded, so I guess the rules are a bit flexible (for the better, in that case)
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>>75948533
https://youtu.be/wki8uqdEXh8
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should she bother fighting rose?
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>>75948539
I guess, I still think the last knee was enough for a DQ. Dustin was trying to game the system he was legit hurt and got another knee. I just hope they run the fight back because it was spicy af whilst it lasted.
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>>75948551
Literally guaranteed waterworks
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>>75948533
He's on a skid and Daley has the power to fuck his nose up again.
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>>75948545
I think I get this. The lions are the Diaz bros and the buffaloes are Rory?
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>>75948551
As opposed to...?
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rate this card
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>>75948604
ISHZ ISHZ ISHZ ISHZ KIIIIAAAIIIYYY HAI HAI HAI/10
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>>75948604
10/10 and anyone who disagrees is a misogynist.
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>>75948623
female dwarf from wow
>>
Wonderboy vs Masvidal seems to be the fight to make
Who wins and how?
I can't see Masvidal being big enough to wrestle WB or winning a range striking game with him.
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>>75948688
the guy just got his ass kicked by a 40 year old bjj dork, who cares
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>>75948706
Maia won the decision
Masvidal won the fight
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>>75948097
GILF
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>>75948728
For sure those were some damaging strikes Masvidal was landing dude. It's not like in a fight with no time limit that he would have been choked unconscious eventually.
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>>75948753
Oh for sure Maia made Masvidal have to put some moisturizer on later. Its not like a cage assisted in every single grappling exchange, 100%
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>tfw too intelligent to pick joanna
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>>75944241
Upcoming events:
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5/20: Invicta FC 23 - Porto vs Niedzwiedz
5/26: Lion Fight 37 - TBA
5/26: M1 Challenge 78 - Divnich vs Ismagulov
5/27: Ventator Fight Night 1 - Zecchi vs Mustardo
5/28: UFC FN 109 - Gustafsson vs Teixeira
6/1: M1 Challenge 79 - Shlemenko vs Halsey 2
6/2: LFA 13 - Millender vs Holland
6/3: UFC 212 - Aldo vs Holloway
6/10: UFC FN 110 - Hunt vs Lewis
6/10: Glory 42 - TBA
6/12: Fight Nights Global 68 - TBA
6/15: M1 Challenge 80 - Kharitonov vs Lopes
6/16: UFC FN 111 - Holm vs Correia
6/24: Bellator 180 - Silva vs Sonnen
6/25: UFC FN 112 - Chiesa vs Lee
7/7: BAMMA 30 - TBA
7/7: TUF 25 Season Finale - Johnson vs Gaethje
7/8: UFC 213 - TBA
7/11: Dana White's Tuesday Night Contender Series - EP 1
7/14: Bellator 181 - Freire vs Campos 2
7/16: UFC Fight Night 113 - Nelson vs Ponzinibbio
7/21: Glory 43 - TBA
7/22: UFC on Fox 25 - Weidman vs Gastelum
7/29: UFC 214 - Cormier vs Jones 2
Previous thread: >>75944241
News:
>Joanna on why she left press conference
http://www.mmafighting.com/2017/5/15/15642502/joanna-jedrzejczyk-explains-why-she-fought-back-tears-left-ufc-211-press-conference
>Darell Horcher to make UFC return following motorcycle accident
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/05/alex-garcia-vs-tim-means-darrell-horcher-vs-devin-powell-set-for-ufc-fight-night-112
>Ian McCall's advice to AJ
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/05/ian-mccall-has-advice-for-anthony-johnson-on-starting-medical-marijuana-facility-hire-a-good-lawyer
>TUF Brazil vet arrested for drug trafficking
http://www.mmafighting.com/2017/5/15/15637716/tuf-brazil-veteran-arrested-international-drug-trafficking-alexandre-sangue-ramos
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>>75948772
>Previous thread: >>75944241 (OP)
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>>75948780
it means the previous thread is already in the OP
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>>75948768
>le know everything about striking man
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>>75948772
it's probably 8 AM where you live
you're a strange fucking cat
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>>75948796
my sleep schedule has recently changed from going to sleep at 7 AM and waking up at 3 PM to going to sleep at 10 PM and waking up at 6 AM
i don't know how this happened
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>>75948810
i don't know how it happened either but hopefully it leads to an early death
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>>75948793
people actually pay him money lol
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>>75948821
what I did I to rev you up last night, dockspammer
honestly curious
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>>75948831
>what I did I to rev you up
Get some sleep bro I'm just fucking around with you.
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>>75948761
>h-he was winning until the physical confines of the environment came into play!
Maybe Masvidal should have kept off the cage.
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>>75948838
Who's your favorite unranked prospect
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KokcLXUTlqU
BJJ Scout on Maia-Masvidal
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What is up with Trump supporters losing fights? Masvidal only proves my point
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>>75948688
And why can't you see that? Because he got hugged?
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I kinda feel bad for Jon Jones after DC worked him into a shoot at the presser
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>someone mentions your mom (not even in an insulting way)
>get butthurt
Jesus christ
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>>75949020
low fight iq
or just low iq in general
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>>75949165
DON'T EVER TALK ABOUT MY FUCKING MOM
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Thank you for the webm
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>>75949211
np
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>>75949052
Because Masvidal has never shown a very strong consistent offensive wrestling gameplan and Wonderboy was able to stop Rory and Hendricks easily from getting him down.
>inb4 iminari rolls
>inb4 post steaks
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>>75949165
He was just mad that his mom is a KLee fan.
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do you think stipe watches anime?
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>>75948810
Does Middleweight have the most aesthetically pleasing fighters?
Manlet weights like lightweight and below are too small.
Heavyweight is Dadweight.
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>>75949211
I think I have some Aldo webms somewhere. I'll have a look.
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>>75948688
Masvidal counters kicks very well and is the better boxer, he walks Thompson down and beats his ass
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>>75949253
who's the babe
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>still talking about win one lose one masvidal
he lost to a 39 year old can enough already
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>>75948861
Masvidal won the fight. You said something stupid about time constraints and I corrected this fallacy
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>>75949311
He lost a decision. Not the fight.
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>>75949305
The reporter who was flirting with him a while back.
Maybe Masvidal would have won if he threw some teeps?
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imagine sucking so much you can't beat a bjj meme lay and pray artist, one punch from me and maia would literally die
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>>75949386
Shut it, nerd.
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>>75949253
I have 2 Aldo webms from 200 but only one of them is actual fighting
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>>75949406
I really wish we got to see Frankie/ Conor
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>>75949432
Dat nigga got permaheem'd
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>>75949432
Classic
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new BasedJJ Scout
https://youtu.be/KokcLXUTlqU
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>>75949386
i'd just lay flat on my back as stiff as a board. bjj only works if you let them move you around
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>>75949496
>t. someone who's never rolled in their life
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>>75949294
Whittaker tried to box WB up and got heemd in the first round.
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>>75949509
Whittaker is much less defensively sound, he nearly got heemed by stand n wanger Brunson too
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>>75949361
Schaub bagged a much hotter reporter.
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>>75949508
>ireland
been rolling since 1999
were you even alive? lmmfao
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>>75949253
Yes please do.
>>75949406
Could you post the other webm please? This was a great fight.
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Hey Reddit
I got a chance to sit down with Jorge after his fight cechk it's out and please share if you dig it.
https://youtu.be/-lVfrsr-p6g
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>>75949538
Here, you've probably seen it already
I've seen a strike evasion webm and a knee-comp all from the same fight, but I'll have to check the archives. Who knows if I can find them though
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is it weird for anyone else watching this sport knowing you can beat anyone who fights in it?
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>>75949563
Thank you, I have not seen any webms really because I have only been on for 2 days. I will look through the archives now.
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>>75949517
Jorge also gets decisioned a lot against strikers (Raging Al and Bendo) and Wonderboy is amazing at point fighting and distance management
Wonderboy also finished Hendricks
It has all the potential in the world to be a Wonderboy clinic
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>>75949624
He beat Al's ass and deserved to win the Bendo fight, Hendricks is /JUST/-tier
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>>75948772
>Darell Horcher
Honestly glad to hear this. From what I understand his accident was horrible and I thought he'd be out much longer. Will be interesting to see his skill level but at the same time, I don't think you're really the same after a crash
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>>75945907
I still believe that Alvarez v McGregor was an inside job
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>>75949669
This. Genova had two major car accidents and never was the same after.
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>>75945907
>>75949701
you know, that punch by eddie is seriously god awful
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For me, it's Megan Olivi.
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>>75949701
In what sense?
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BRUCE LEE CONFIRMED
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>>75949548
pretty great interview desu
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>>75949735
Eddie fought fucking awful
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>>75944894
I walk out to Face the Pain and Dana gets a jewboner because he doesn't have to shell out for music rights
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>>75949741
29-28 Gadelha
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>>75949768
Thanks man, I really appreciate it. Here is the follow up if you're interested.
https://youtu.be/8IfScq5FVTc
Please share and like it if you guys dig it.
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>those back muscles
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Hey Yair, watch this
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>>75945274
Lol I guess this shitskin moron hasn't seen any of the dating app studies that show white males are preferred ACROSS THE BOARD, to a HILARIOUS degree.
Go read the OkCupid studies, white women don't even like black people at all LMAO sorry your Jewish prescribed cuckolding fantasy doesn't match up to reality
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For me it's Christina Broccolini
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>>75949796
>aldo isn't juiced out of his mind
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>>75949771
Oh...I don't think that, Alvarez got rocked and froze bad. Fought scared for sure so I do get where you're coming from. He got a little bit of a fortunate stoppage against RDA if memory serves which set him up as a very beatable LW champ.
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>>75949880
>fortunate stoppage
RDA was completely out on his feet
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>>75949880
But Alvares is the kind of guy who gets in a rampage mode after being tagged, look at the fight against Poirier and RDA. But against Conor he did literally nothing, throw some very bad punches while having his chin to far in front. I still don't understand what exactly his plan was. He was fighting without any fight IQ.
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women's thiccweight division when
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>>75949859
>Conor isn't
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>>75949880
Eddie has heart and is a good dude, but he was the worst LW champ of the last decade and was a dream matchup for Conor
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>>75949938
who dis
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>>75949944
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>>75949886
Fortunate is probably the wrong word. The best-known refs in the UFC are hilariously inconsistent with their stoppages and I don't think that's a coincidence. Yamasaki practically let Travis Browne die and then stopped Jacare, a guy not well-liked by the UFC, while he was in the process of standing up. Or you could compare Herb Dean's stoppages in Rousey-Holm and Rousey-Nunes. A fight being waved off with both fighters still on their feet says a lot about what the company is aiming for.
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>>75949979
>"Nothing to see here." -some guy
wtf I love Conor now
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>>75949979
>@fuckingillegal
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>>75950036
I'd like to think the company doesn't tell the refs to go a little lenient on the stoppage at the expense of a fighter's well being.
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>>75950052
conte is a crook but he still knows his shit when it comes to nutrition and roiding
on the other hand, whoever made that image you posted is literally "some guy"
>>75950077
thanks
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I know more than anyone. Conor is a PED user.
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>>75949519
Benavidez hit the jackpot with this >>75949718
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>>75950036
>and then stopped Jacare, a guy not well-liked by the UFC, while he was in the process of standing up.
dude that stoppage was fine
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Only literal manchildren are against PEDs, don't let anyone tell you differently
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>>75946222
Took a few state championships in judo, couple amateur muay thai bouts under my belt, couple street fights with apes in Chicago - care to hear about any of those?
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>>75950143
This is accurate.
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Any Swedes have any intel on Enkamp?
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NotePad make the next thread a good one.
>>75950163
what a shite card
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>>75946222
got beaten up by a chav when i was like 14, he was about 4 years older than me though.
busted up a guy's nose by getting him in a headlock and punching him with the other hand after he poked me in the eye
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would ufc 212 be a ppv if aldo got injured?
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>>75950173
Outside of Gustafsson vs. Teixeira this is a veritable who's that? of UFC fight nights.
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>>75950163
you should ask all stars boxing swede over at the heemcord
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>>75950189
You want to buy some of my guns you'll have a huge advantage in fights back home?
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>>75950142
I'm not sure you understood my post.
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>>75946222
I fight every day with depression. I'm winning on points though.
#staystrong #yourenotalone #withthepowerofgod
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>>75950195
>José Aldo (c) vs. Max Holloway
>Cláudia Gadelha vs.Karolina Kowalkiewicz
>Vitor Belfort vs. Nate Marquardt
>Paulo Borrachinha vs. Oluwale Bamgbose
>Erick Silva vs. Yancy Medeiros
Maybe for Vitor's retirement? Too bad he didn't get the Punk fight so we could see him skin Phil alive.
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>>75950218
good shout, think this guy is from Pancrase Gym though.
>>75950220
nah thats alright lads
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>>75950195
they would probably make it a fox card like they did with Werdum/Cain (which turned into Hendricks/Wodnerboy).
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>>75950242
Shot Vitor vs. CM Punk is actually a pretty good fight...Punk gets annihilated and Vitor gets out clean in his last match. I like it
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>>75950151
sure
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>>75946222
Got sucker punched by a guy once. apparently he did muay thai. Took a knee and that was the end of it (people had separated him from me). Chipped a tooth and broke a capillary in my eye, had a half red eye for several months after that
Another time this guy was pointing a can of deodorant at my face, I grabbed his other arm, started twisting and told him to put the can down. He refused. I twisted a little harder. He got hurt. Decided to squeeze my dick really hard (it hurt). Got him in a collar tie, did a judo trip sort of thing, went behind him and got him in a chokehold. Asked him if he was done, then told him to gtfo. Dunno how things escalated that much.
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>>75950313
based mods
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who got my back?
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>>75950441
>neither fighter tapped
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>>75950441
Eyyy
I'm not surprised motherfuckers
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Canada eternally blown the frick out
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>>75950373
>Decided to squeeze my dick really hard (it hurt).
sounds hot desu
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>>75950441
Anyone have the screenshot of the guy that said Danis was free money?
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great thread
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>>75949334
He lost the fight. His strikes did no damage and he was dominated in the grappling.
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>>75950242
Yes. My boi Borrachinha makes this card.
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