OFFICIAL DODGERS VS. GIANTS #1 GAMETHREAD

The San Diego Mothafuckin Padres

2nd for a McCarthy No-no

Is it literally impossible for us to not bomb Cain?

Tfw can't watch because finals

RISP RISP RISP

>>75943186
his last outting was his first win against LA in 3 years.

>watching strike three go by

>not fouling off, protecting the place

First to 3 wins boys

>>75943380
fuck off faggot

alanna rizzo would get the pipe straight up

then a nut on that mole afterwards

fuaaaaaark

>people were unironically saying to bench Utley

suck it faggots. Based Chase™ is back bitches

UPLEY

That pitch was nasty tho

>>75943588
but Kelli is best girl

>boo hoo Giants injuries

guess which team had the all-time most injuries last season and still won the division?

>Yankees retire 2, making every single-digit number 1-9 retired

Will the dodgers ever have 1-9 retired?

Bumgarner is basically out for the season lmao

Redneck problems.

>>75944141
bish is a fukn dinosaur

although being a ucla alum id hate fuk that

>posey doing good after coming back from injury
>span doing good after coming back from injury
w-will bumgarner be good when he comes back from the DL?

>>75944206
Yankees were winning when there was 8 to 16 teams at max until the early 40s and played in a more populated area compared to Brooklyn

Give the Dodgers another 70 years and maybe 5 since digits will retire by then

Go Giants!
t. Rockies fan

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Get fucked doyers

spaghetti
mamma mia

Brandon is such a fucking scammer
He looks good for three innings every fucking start then crumbles
Since he was a Yankee to now he is a fucking scam
Kershaw
Wood
Urias
Kenta
Let rich and ryu fight for 5th then mid season stripping takes over

nice fielding seager

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we have surpassed the spaghetti matrix and have entered the ravioli-realm

doydoy's were not ready for the giants pasta plan, the tortellini tactics

6>4

Lel the fuck were those glasses

>>75944837
This

Doyers a shit

Get fukd

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>get lead
>feels good
>remember that its the Cain 5th inning

SF Giants 3
LA Dodgers 5

Discuss

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>>75944858
>at gym
>fgts won't change channel to doyers cause muh soccer
>come home to this shit

I wanna believe!

>>75944903
>Dodgers 0/28
>Giants 3/7

Discuss

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>>75944898

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>>75944898
>tfw hope

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"based bochy had spent the off season in bologna italy, learning the secret arts of the ragù alla bolognese inducing mishaps to unleash on unsuspecting opponents from some old wise italian left handed reliever who specializes in whats known in the west simply as....'the tortellini tactics'"

general bruce bochillini

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>>75944533
She's still hotter than Alanna who is average as fuck. The only thing bad about Kelli is that she makes me look like a manlet with heels.

>>75944206
Fuck single digits. The true patrician dodger numbers are anything with a 2.
>2 Lasorda
>22 Kershaw
>32 Koufax
>42 Jackie

Although right now Seager and Urias are both single digits.

>>75944898
Cain didn't give up any runs last time through 6. Its clear the Dodgers just suck against Cain lately.

>>75945076
Kelli is qt, good thing I'm not a manlet.
Comfy 6'7

>>75945142
>6'7
>comfy
fuck that shit

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>>75945069
the absolute madman

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>>75945142
lmao

yeah right breh

>>75945171
>>75945211
What?

>eating a salad at a baseball game
>the city of San Fagcisco

>tfw toles, the core of the Dodger offense, is done and one else on the team is worth a shit in hitting.

Fuck man this sucks.

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>>75945209
the doydoy's are absolutely confuso'
they have no idea what to do lmaooooo

>>75945313
I would be 5 20 dollar beers and 3 dodger dogs in already.

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>la not having team qts
>the city of shit lay

>>75945317
He's not the core of this offense nigga. It's Seager and Turner, but Seager isn't at his best right now. Wait for him to get hot and start producing like he usually does and did at the beginning of the season.

>doyers

>>75945328
>implying lesbians will sleep with you

>Roberts looking like the failure he is supposed to be

Jesus Christ can there be a manager out there that's worth a shit that can help the Dodgers win games?

who the fuck is mac williamson

>it's a dodgers starter doesn't start on his originally scheduled day and suddenly that makes him 5x worse than usual episode
>it's a dodgers get anally raped by the giants no matter what episode

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>>75945328
nigga get out of here

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>>75945336
>4th place

Fuck Roberts man.


>>75945350
Kershaw must be pissed. He's going to start on the 6th day again.

lel

alright, this just isnt fair anymore. someone get the Carabinieri on the horn, they need to put handcuffs on mccarthy and escort him out of the northern empire and return him back to siciliy where he will face the judgement of his bosses

>>75945353
>sticker still on hat

Fucking delete this.

>>75945367
Reminder that if you're not first you're last, weeb

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>>75945350
>tfw giants decide to delay the start of wensdays game by 2 minutes to trigger kershaw

Fucking finally get the piece of shit MacCarthy out of here and I don't want him on this fucking team anymore. And take 10 run Ryu with him.

>>75945395
Players have bad days, chill dude.

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>>75945385
I had a huge dodger qt folder, but that shit got lost in time.

>>75945413
wow shes actually beautiful
who is she?

>>75945391
Almost as bad as Bumgarner getting triggered by someone looking at him. At least when he's not taken out by a dirtbike. kek

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>>75945413
C U T E
U
T
E

>>75945426
some japanese baseball host who is a fan of dodgers and kershaw

can't remember her name

Sadly friedmenstiengoldbergshekzits aka jew gm of Los doyers will never be canned

i want a puppy you guys

>>75945413
>>75945426

Rumi Fukatsu

lel

one day kuip is gonna call him josh ohshit

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>>75945350
saber metrics and preserving arms for the post season

>lmao

Fucking wind.

>>75945477
we already have arroyo

>>75945519
based pup

who /metallic - the four horsemen/ here?

>>75945591
>metallic - the four horsemen
Oh this is embarrassing, and not just the typo!

>Hatcher
1-10 jints

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sometimes i wonder if the giants have just won too many world series and because of that they're just bored

>>75945615
herd the song on xmen apocalypse breh

plz no bully

B U S T ED

>>75945682
except for buster

buster is just based majority of the time

>>75945696
no. full bully.
get better taste shit head.

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YESSSS

>>75942410

>OK, we won a game yesterday. If we win today, it's called "two in a row". And if we win again tomorrow, it's called a "winning streak"... It has happened before!

YEAH!

YEAH!

FUCK YEAH!

Giants have got 4 wins in a row now! They are Fucking getting back to .500 very soon. This pitching and the hitting are all coming around at once! That 17 inning win was a massive turning point. They been epiphanated!

what happen to brian wilson?

i forgive him now, where ever he is

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w-w-we o-ofense now?

>>75945743
i think he tried making a comeback this season with a knuckleball and no beard

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>doyers

>can't beat the rockies
>can't beat the giants

Are the Dodgers finally going to lose the division this year?

>>75945819
They said the same thing last year when dodgers where iirc at this exact point in time last year
11 games back

Marathon baseball

>>75945799

ehh' hope he finds some success and then comes back later to join k&k

>Dodgers suck on the road again
What a surprise.

>unpredictable movement
>hard to catch

just like my turds

LOL doyers getting dicked

>>75945836
idk man. he kinda burned bridges with the team when he went up to larry baer and yelled at his face

>>75945873
And what fanbase do you bandwagon little one?

bet he's from northern nevada

>>75945884
thats the only reason why i dont think he'd get in the booth, but hope he does. was a legit funny dude when hed sit with kk

>>75945885
>bandwagon during the worst start in the past couple years
LA education system back at it.

>>75945885
He's prob a lifelong Rockies fan.

>>75945914
You didn't answer the question

I don't like any sensible person follow trips especially nobodies like you

>>75945927
Well I'm mocking the Dodgers in a giants Dodgers thread.
Seems like you don't follow the basic principles of common sense either

>>75945836
According to Affeldt they still text to update each other.

>not having been to the SF pier and seen the Sea Lions there

>>75945955
>those are water dogs, ese. Man I wish my dad never left my mom when I was kid foo.
Another day in Loss Angeles

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>>75945955
>going to sf

>>75945955
They're boring animals to watch

>>75946006
But they're so smelly and loud you have to walk by them just to see what the fuck is going on over there.

Come back time

>>75945927
>>75945923
>>75945885
holy lmao you nerds are triggered

really osich, literally no pressure

should have used this moment to show your shit off

@75946042
Except I'm not.

Fuck off (You) farmer

>>75946054
how is it possible to be this new?

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>when you used to think marvel movies were 'good'

haha

what was i thinking...

brb

gonna get peanut butter and banana on some bread

incase i dont make it back in time...

gg
>doyers

>heh I'll call him new that will get him

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pls no

>>75946098
and the triggering rolls on. will he go three deep?

That guy yelling looked like a fucking retard.

>gyarin

this bullpen never disappoints when it comes to disappointment

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>>75946104
Pls yes

>Gearrin ends up less useful than oshit
Lmao of course

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>when you lead a team by 7 going into the 9th and you still have to worry about losing

>>75946149
enjoy the next three minutes.

>>75944837
All your pasta talk sent some bad karma out into the universe bro. Be more careful with that shit next time.

>>75946163
I will as I smell the fear

>>75946176
I can smell the L

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>when the tortellini tactics almost get turned back against you

lel

gg lels angeles

gg doyers
even though we won im still kinda mad at the bullpen

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GOT EEEEEEM

Fug
Gg giants see you tomorrow.

Lmao hope you losers enjoyed your garbage time runs
Gg doyers

doyers just took the knot.

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gg dodgers.


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Next game (#2): Same time tomorrow = 10:15 PM ET | 7:15 PM PT

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>>75946165
>>75946190

>mfw its all cheese and noodles until the pasta comes for your own parmesean

>mfw i almost tampered with the tortellini tactics too much

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gg Doggies

:^)


GG Dodgers

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funnest game thread had in a while m8s

you guys be safe and stay frosty out there

>>75946260
It's fucking cold tonight.

>>75946264

its like 63F, you pussy

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>>75946264
cold here too anon, still, stay frosty, stay on your toes, keep dem eyes on the street and on your foes

>>75946274
Not him but it's more like 52F in the city. Still barely even hoodie weather though.

>>75946274
I was drenched in sweat from the gym so I was cold.