OFFICIAL METS VS DBACKS GAMETHREAD

sup. late games are the worst. its gonna fuck up my alcoholic schedule. but, lets go.

FUCK YOU D'BAGS YOU'RE GONNA GET LOVED TENDERLY.

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Don't talk to me or my son ever again.

gotta stop swinging at shit pitches. this dude throws like 2 strikes an at bat

>mets are W16/L20 .444 7.5 GB but still #2 in NL east

kek

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I'm still here

do dback fans exist? entire back of the field has empty seats.

jesus fucking christ i'm so tired of 20 pitch innings

>>75942642
no kidding. i don't expect immaculate innings from anyone but this shit is ridiculous.

that actually sounded like the GoT music tbqh

>>75942642
It will never end

>tfw off-day

Meh, guess I'll watch Wheelsman vs Godman

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>>75942784

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FREE HIM

>LGM chants
now that's just sad, arizona

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the tradition of overweight hispanic catchers continues

whao hey i was out of the room what happen!

ah shit.

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>>75942815
It never stops, even in enemy territory.

the beat the streak guy's streak is over

what the fuck SNY

tomas was someone the mets apparently had interest in when he defected, too. basically the cuban justin turner

Why are commercials playing what is this nonsense

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
THERE WERE COMMERCIALS ON DURING THAT ENTIRE AT-BAT

>>75943139
someone spilled their beer on the computer

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somebody say spin rate?

>>75943211
hahhah 3498 rpm? what the fuck that can't be right.

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>>75943240
http://mlb.com/news/article/198720622/seth-lugo-sets-statcast-curveball-spin-record/

it's a record in the statcast era

>>75943305
holy shit that's crazy. i was just watching a video where people put ultra cold air into a ping pong ball and left via a single hole, it went up to something like 2200 rpm. how the hell is he spinning a baseball 7 times faster than a CD spins, that's crazy.

>>75943406
he's the chapman of spin rate. only richards and a couple other guys even crack the top 20 for last year

>jay bruce looking like absolute garbage at the plate
reds fans warned me this would happen. and jesus christ we bailed this dude out so hard by swinging at shit that inning.

BABA BOOEY

>BABA BOOEY!

BABA BOOEY

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howard stern fans in the seats i guess. also my trip broke again, had to reset it.

i can't even tell you how sick i am of zack wheeler refusing to throw strikes half the time. you've given up two hits and you have 60 pitches through the 3rd. like what the fuck man

If Granderson retires now, he can be ready in time to start his new career as a hitting instructor with one of the short season teams in June.

granderson ruining yet another inning. even reyes has his shit together now

you now, you're right. i haven't been doing any >reyes posts in awhile. whats fucked up is grandy isn't even that old. he looks like he's 50 and on dialysis.

muh heart

booth is on point tonight. also i thought that was out of here, whew

reyes just needs to be SS. that's always been his position, look at that fucking play.

>fake game show music
Just buy the damn rights to the real thing, lousy SNY cheapskates.

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GOATforto can't stop getting on base

can't catch a break

i was reading something about no mets starter has pitched 20 completed innings yet cause everyone goes out in the 5th. ain't that some shit. wheels look like they're about to come off for wheeler.

COME ON MVP

aside from the pitch count nonsense, wheeler has been our best pitcher lately. shame the bullpen is going to pitch the rest of this game

Thank you based Wheeler

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time to get beers. watch my chocolate milk while i'm gone, brb.

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>>75944526
Makes me wonder whats going to happen during the dog days of summer?!

>>75944598
well assuming matz and lugo still exist, they should be healthy then. degrom will settle down, but sandy NEEDS to bolster the bullpen somehow.

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Do you have a pot of gold sitting in your home?

Hi, I'm Keith Hernandez.

WHY DOES THE BALL CARRY SO MUCH
FUCK MANFRED STOP RIGGING THE BALLS

Welp. Time to shut it down for the night.

go sneks!

based lamb!

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Yeeeeh booiii *hissss*

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Are you

frustrated?

this is such a infuriating game. mets have stranded like 7 batters and now they're tied despite the best starter performance since wheeler last went.

>>75944679
>>75944701
also jesus christ how fairweather can you get? pathetic.

holy shit nobody spilled my milk. you guys are the best. time to get shitfaced wasted! wait 1-1 now? fuck.

Q U A L I T Y
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we're still going to lose, but at least our starter didn't totally bomb

>>75944719
Sorry theres not usually dbacks threads, just got here a few minutes ago. We've got a good one now tho eh?

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hey wait a minute i thought they weren't allowed to have hard liquor ads or, couldn't make hard liquor commercials unless reasons? did they change this law? what's up with the JD ad.

>>75944759
your starter has a great curveball. surprised the offense hasn't done more tho, i always view the dbacks as a power team

God Grandy can't even hit his weight.

Wright is close to being waved off as soon as his sixty get expired.

Reyes is dead weight.

But this team could compete if the moves are made, Sandy.

>>75944792
Thanks man. And Wheeler has been pretty locked in, although I'll admit that there have been several mislocated pitches that shoulda been sent yard.

Gonna be a battle of the bullpens soon we'll see what happens

Wheeler is ace buntman.

Amed Rosario 1-2 with a SB tonight so far

>that play
>>75944822
if you've got any sort of competent bullpen you should win that matchup. who is your closer nowadays anyway?

that strip is perfect for bunts, shit.

>>75944777
Looked it up, it hasn't been a rule since 1996
http://www.nytimes.com/1996/11/08/business/liquor-industry-ends-its-ad-ban-in-broadcasting.html

They've been a bit gun-shy since then though.

>>75944849
Fernando Rodney and our management has more faith in him than we have any realistic right to

>>75944886
hahaha jesus. well these next couple innings should be a wild ride, anyway

Man we got a break on that one knee high

>>75944868
wow that's interesting. i don't watch regular tv so it's strange to see hard booze ads at all, even as stadium spam. i know billboards and print ads were always ok, but i remember straight up commercials were a no no.

i think i'd rather have blevins out there. wheeler's done good tonight but 1-1. i dunno.

lol fuck this shit

ha i called that. wait, does that mean i'm as shit of a manager as terry for wanting to do exactly what he just did?

really activates the almonds.

>>75944965
the retarded part was only leaving him in for one batter. now blevins has to pitch with a runner on a base, instead of starting fresh. either let zack try and get an out, or don't leave him in at all.

grandy still rocks the OF.

>grandy threw someone out
wow

>>75944991
ya, we're on the same page. ah fuck i see robles warming up, you know how much i hate that fucker.

oh nice out!

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>robles

plz no. DONT FUCK UP TONIGHT ROBLES YOU SACK OF SHIT.

robles throwin 99.. interesting. hes usually 85-92mph range, no?

>>75945136
No, hes 95-97

>99
wew

based colon getting gud so we can trade for him

ha they just said it. hardest he's thrown this year. i've never seen him pitch this hard. i knew i wasn't crazy.

>i actually am crazy

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pls score mets, it's already so late here

wow robles didn't fuck up.

THATS WHAT YOU"RE SUPPOSED TO DO ROBLES YOU FUCK. NOW KEEP DOING THAT.

last digit is how many hits we end up with

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>SNY production quality

kek sloppy typists, wow that's funny shit. i thought this kinda crap was pre-done or whatever.

DUDA TIME

>that security guard

get fired son

cheeky ball boy

CMON DUDA SMASH. I WANNA SEE A HR IN THE POOL.

>security guard interference

god the mets are a garbage offense without cabrera and cespedes

I'm getting nervous
it's time to feed the d some runs

>>75945316
i'm really sick of these 2 outs and then a hit situations. all we need is 5 outs per inning and then we'd be fine.

game over. i am so fucking sick of the mets

>robles

YOU MOTHERFUCKER YOU ALMOST MADE ME TRUST YOU.

NOT A HR REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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WOOO """"""GOLDSCHMIDT """""!!

challenge tiem. we need a close up of the hitting. it hits the line itself it looks like. i say double.

>>75945318
I didn't want to right
please robo umps pull him back

jesus that kind of call almost never gets overturned. inb4 robles gives up another one next pitch

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YESSSSSSS

>>75945400
nah they'll just help the dbags fill the bases

what constitutes "over the line"? this is unprecedented in this park as far as i can remember. i'll sure take it but that call could have went either way, ball was like 35% on the line the rest was above it.

>Tim Tebow in action

>>75945400
>>75945400
>>75945400
>>75945400
>>75945400

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FUCK YO YELLOW LINE NIGGGGASSS

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>robles

SUCK MY DICK YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT.

can't trust roblel once he gives up a hit

FUCK YOU TERRY YOU SENILE FUCK KEEPING THIS HUMAN DUMPSTER FIRE IN. GAAAAAH FIRE COLLINS NOW!

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>we are a meme team again

>>75945482
the jon niese of relievers

i don't think i've personally seen the mets win a game in like 2 weeks. maybe it's my fault

>>75945496
at this point, he's probably thinking "why waste another pitcher"

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Fire Terry. Fire Sandy. Publicly execute Robeless.

>>75945501
its not your fault man. robles is shit, he's always been shit, i've been saying he's a disaster since forever, oh fuck...... another HR.

JUST SEND THIS FUCKER BACK TO AAA GET THE FUCK OFF THE MOUND YOU LOSER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FREETACOS
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yeah that's it for me tonight. gg sneks, greinke will prob no hit us tomorrow

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>>75945542
can i has some free tacos?

fuck this team

>Hey Robles almost gave up a dinger, we should probably leave him in
>Oh look he gave up an actual dinger. He's probably still fine though, just keep him in

>>75945553
later man. i'll see you tomorrow.

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>edgin

The entire bullpen need to be sent down the minors

>>75945560
I demand free tacos as well

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Joe Girardi; Terry needs your binder.....NOW PLS

>>75945560
>>75945598

Only if you say fuck the dodgers and the entire state of california ;)

>>75945594
i couldn't agree more, sir.

>>75945598
i think there's some promo that is d'backs hit X HR's in X inning it's a free taco tuesday or .. something. amirite/ i think that's the thing. we have that papa john's HR pizza thing here in nyc.

>>75945609
FUCK THE DOGERS AND THE ENTIRE STATE OF CALIFORNIA. ITS FULL OF SHITBAGS, HIPPIES, LOWLIFE DEGENERATES AND SHITTY BASEBALL TEAMS.

where mah tacos?

>>75945610
Hr=free jumbo jack
5+ runs=3 free taco bell tacos
As you can see, yasmany fatass only hits for the free food

Just being Tebow up already, at least it would be fun to watch.

>>75945610
Dang. The 400 plus in round trip airfare isn't worth 3 dollars in tacos. Sadly.

>>75945630
You are alright for a new yorker. Sent. Check your inbox ;)

>>75945641
prince fielder would do well here

final note: tommy milone is unironically starting a game for us tomorrow, so those who are frail of heart might not wanna watch

>>75945609
Fuck the dodgers. Fuck those hippies. Tacos pronto.

shit needs to change immediately. i know everyone's injured. it's a rag-tag patchwork team. this shit is fucking unacceptable though. how many heartbreaks and unbelivable crushing late inning losses does terry's senile ass have to suffer before they fucking change something? clearly shit is not working at all!! this entire team is dysfunctional as fuck!

>>75945649
its ok famalalmama-ding-dong.

>>75945656
:D

https://www.google.com/amp/amp.nj.com/v1/articles/19401229/mets_nearly_fired_terry_collins_in_august_report_s.amp Why didn't shit can Terry last year?!

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WHY THE FUCK IS THIS SHOWING UP IN MY GOOGLE SEARCH WINDOW!????????

i'm not fucking around. wtf is this!?! cookies are suggesting this!?????

>>75945684
Because they made the playoffs. He's toast after they finish 5th

>>75945719
Jewgle knows all.

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>>75945719
They know.

>>75945672
Man you mets guys seem okay, extra fire sauce and a baja blast for you

The Mets bullpen ERA is now 5.26 and of course they also have the worst overall ERA in baseball.

>>75945744
The new spiked lemonade is bueno.

ok guys, fuck this i'm gonna make a #fireterry hashtag. fuck this. FUCK THIS.

#FIRETERRY

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>last ditch gratuitous dong

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Flores!

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well shit fire terry already exists.

too lazy to even fuck with the fonts, comic sans and no drop shadow, FUCK YOU TERRY.

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>>75945770

GG dbacks
Tomorrow can't be any worse r-right?

GG mets

"bullpen imploded again"

NO FUCKING SHIT. ROBLES IS GARRRRRRRRRRBBBBBBBAAAAAAGEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>75945795
Let's put it this way: Wheeler is the only starter going this series with an ERA under 5.

Sorry the Mets could not give you a better game d-bros.

>>75945814
wait what? thats not true? thor and degrom aren't over 5 are they?

>>75945814
whoops i read that wrong, nevermind. you mean the pitchers who are expected to pitch, cumulatively, do not have an era under 5. i gotcha. yeah that is.. well. FUCKING HORRIBLE WHAT THE FUCK.

:'( RIP mets elite pitching rotation

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GG dbacks