Semen Slurping

Pulisic > Messi

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Football dives thread?

Lets go lads

>An American this obsessed with the idea of drinking Semen

Tell me, where in San Francisco are you posting this from?

>>75941342
More people play the sport in USA than any other country, this is just your level when actually playing a world sport, 25-30th

>>75941398
South bay lmao

>>75941415
Nope and nope.

Btw, we unironically have a better divegrass team than England

>>75941415
>AMERICA, PLEASE! PLEASE VALIDATE MY COUNTRY'S INSECURITIES AND TELL ME THAT YOU LIKE OUR SPORT

Not even women are this needy for affirmation.

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>>75941416

>>75941415
Maybe at the youth level, You know the only level this game should be played at.
You still mad that you lost to us 1-1 in the 2010 Semen Slurping group stages?

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>>75941563
No, he's just mad that your mom won the whole tournament.

>>75941622
True not even the Germans or Mortugese could compete

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Who do you think has a bigger dick?

>>75941342
Problem for you guys is that roiding only helps a bit in this sport. Since there aren't constant interruptions where each of the athletes can be micro-managed, as in all sports americans are good at (basically good bending over and taking "orders"), football players (or at least a core of 4-5 on each team) need high levels of intelligence, tactical awareness, vision and split second decision making skills.

Though the MLS shows that your running-at-full-speed-at-whoever-has-the-ball-"skill" is highly advanced, your players are still severly lacking in other areas. Pulisic less so than most Ameritards, but he can still not be trusted to start important games and play the whole 90 mins (comes on late with very specific instructions).

Even with insane levels of funding, countless foreign coaches and trainers and many more years of development, the US will remain several steps behind the rest of the footballing world, since it is not standing still (and often has a fair amount of funds and experience itself).

>>75941691
Ronaldo can definitely take the bigger dick

>>75941953
And Japs will always be remembered as the pedophiles who got nuked.

>>75942097

meu deus

Why are Americans so dumb and black?

>>75942127
Why are mexicans so poor and violent?

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>>75942090
your in-depth refutation of afore mentioned arguments, powerful use of logic and vastly superiour debating skills, have left me speechless and in awe of your might and prowess.

>>75942239
Willy Wonka doesn't pay them enough

>>75942239

You forgot dirty and offensively oversceted with tide and downy.

>>75941342
thought he was actually kicked by dembele

>>75948074

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>>75941438
>implying thats impressive

>>75951809

Considering the Premier League and how much they brag about it, it kinda is.

Question, is there any big name English player playing outside the Premier League?

>Implying roided up blanklets will have the foot and leg dexterity to actually hold the ball
Power doesn't mean shit unless you can actually play retards

>>75951755
>being this new
It's ツーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーー

Why aren't Russia and China the all time greatest GOATS of all time then?

>>75942247
You sound like you got vaccinated a lot as a child.

>>75941397
>Push someone as he tries to prevent a corner
>Dive lmao
Funny because Vardy dives a ton

>>75942247
Or i dont have the need to feel vindicated and the need to explain myself to a jap fag.

>>75952010
SAD!

>>75941342
Like the Chinks are and have nothing to show for it? Fuck off fat cunt

>>75954845
The best goalkeeper to ever play in your shit league was an American.

>>75954845
>comparing supreme America to filthy chinks

>>75954727
you sound quite insecure

>>75941342
soccer needs to be more like hockey. the other team should have started kicking that diving fag in the head and upper body to prove a point that you shouldn't do that. these pussies need to be held accountable.

RIP Otamendi his career is over.

>>75955010
Yeah sure lets just go with that.

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>>75954923
(You)