Bettman going all out edition
>>75940343
Prepare your Bills lads
fourth for former senator and blowjob recipient mike comrie
>>75940368
Everyone go ahead and check the Bill square
>>75940368
>Rags
>>75940364
Why did Reddit call him Bill again?
we're here
>>75940176
>>75940176
>>75940176
>>75940368
Refpuck is way to free to be anything but free space.
Pongs will choke today.
>>75940362
>>75940343
((Bettman)) also put in that POS Sutherland as well, that guy is a crooked fuck as well.
>see yo unext season =)
wtf I love Budweiser and hate Trump now
What is the patricians defensive formation?
>>75942016
1-3-1
>>75942016
Is this formation why the Senators only score when the other team makes a mistake?
Sens win 1-0 in 3OT
>>75942016
1-3-1
>>75942086
Penguins don't do well in overtime.
1-0 first OT if Penguins don't score in regulation, otherwise 1-0 Pens Regulation.
>Finnish """""people""""""
First for 0-0 OT
>>75940368
based on /hoc/ threads so far today
>>75940368
>photoshopping an offseason image instead of making something original
>>75942016
1-1-1-1-1
>someone choking Sheary from behindd
>no penalty
Choking is legal in NHL?
Yes or no?
If yes, you cannot penalize choking and thus any holds done by stranglehold cannot be called as 2 minute.
If no, you must penalize choking at all times.
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>>75940343
A
>>75942145
>using a tripcode and user name on an anonymous image board
Try this place might be what you're looking for
>>>http://www.reddit.com
senators are not playing a 1-3-1
they're playing a 1-1-3
pens should have enough talent to beat one forechecker
>>75942145
> using a tripcode because you're an attention seeking faggot
Wew
Go ducks!
>>75942149
Flying-Λ
>>75942186
shut the fuck up.
@75942186
>faking being kippers for (You)s
absolutely pathetic
le ebic pittsburg horn mascot man XD
LETS GO PONGS!
As a duck supporter, I'm afraid of the SNES. Their defense is tight and shutting down so much.
The refs should have their names on their backs, like they used to.
>>75942186
>Another attention hewer appears
>>75942205
they pay him to toot tho
is anderson autistic or something?
>>75942217
toot toot toot
>>75942176
>le reddit meme
>>75942183
>attention seeking
not really, fucking newfag
I don't care how many finns, cancucks and sunbelters I have to blow the fuck out
>>75942223
no, but cancerous
>>75942217
lets pay someone to honk a car horn all game or use a giant fidget spinner XD
Das culture! GO SHITSBURG
did some fan throw headphones on the ice?
Penguins are going to get this sooner or later. They're dominating the Senators
>>75942227
You have to go back
>>75942187
>not having Gordon Bombay as your coach
>2017
>>75942235
get some eyes retard, the pongs are on the verge of collapse
WHEN I WAS YOUNG I WAS INVINCIBLE
>>75942255
MY FATHER
>>75942217
He's a good tooter at that , friend
>>75942235
what fucking game are you watching?
>>75942217
>pongs have to pay a man to signal when to cheer
why a franchise memes so awful
>>75942227
>not really, fucking newfag
then why?
>>75942266
TOOK ME INTO THE CITY
>>75942254
I'm shit at watching hockey, why do you say that? They seem to be in the offensive zone all period
OMG ..... SHOOT THE PUCK!!!!
>Stone shutting down Crosby and Malkin this hard
why does Phil bitch so much at his teammates?
>>75942281
We're suffering tremendous injuries, affecting our depth greatly.
You can't have three great lines if five people are on the bench.
>>75942305
He isn't actually cancer
This game will remain scoreless and go into double OT
>>75942280
HE SAID ANON WHEN YOU
>>75942305
Niggas hungy
>tfw itchy vag
>mfw the all you can eat buffet stops serving me
It's like watching a snes powerplay
Kessel is mad boys
>>75942317
reported for off topic. this is a hockey thread you moron not a chode measuring contest.
all this offensive zone dominance and the p0ngs can't score. get me out of this fucking game.
>>75942332
THE BEATEN AND THE DAMNED
why are pongs player so weak?
>>75942346
lel at thta file name
>still 0-0
We slurpin', lads.
>>75942317
>implying I would be a 4chan pass tripfag loser like you
Why the trip tho? srs question?
Crosby looks like a cheese eating rat
>>75942341
Post ass you little chink slut.
>>75942305
Phil has autism
how does he keep getting away with it?
>>75942376
How do we know Kippers is a girl and a chink?
I didn't pay attention to Ottawa in the first two rounds, I didn't realize how dirty they were. Slew foots, crosschecks and headhunting abound.
>>75942388
It's this new technique called checking
>>75942374
AHAHAHAHAHAH
>>75942388
People feel bad for old sloppy seconds.
>>75942399
hownew.ru
>>75942417
>Slew foots
>crosschecks
>headhunting
all comfy things
what the fuck is a kipper pls someone help
>>75942417
They're also Canada's last hope so the refs are letting them do whatever they want.
>>75942399
probably that leaf chink trip poster from /fit/
>>75942450
>one Canadian team in the conference finals
>burgers already this salty
Wew lads just you wait
>>75942374
Crosby crying to the ref before intermission
How many shekels you wanna bet the pongs get the next powerplay?
First 4 mins in the 3rd they get a shady joo powerplay and score
Watch
>>75942341
what kind of stds do you have?
>>75942317
>must be difficult with all the windmills taking your electricity
Lmao I can't for the life of me figure out what this is supposed to mean. Can someone clarify this?
This fucking pongs bench
Lol fucking wrecked
>all this pens infighting
feelsgoodman
KESSEL
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>75942305
idk, but Zach Galifianakis will play him in the biopic
why is he such a crybaby?
>>75942472
>Sens getting away with mad crosschecking
>finally get called on it
>omg refpuck
Calling it now
>>75942472
As captain it is his job to talk to the refs. You will also notice the other 29 captains in the NHL do the same.
>>75942479
It means he's a dumb tripcuck who thinks they generate electricity rather than generate it
>>75942448
is this how he thought people saw him?
>Kessel back to doing his laff antics of being a baby and lazy as fuck
Traded in the off season, which team takes him?
that Kessel compilation tho
LMFAO
>>75942466
The whole "1993" meme is all they have left. If a Canadian team wins the Stanley Cup too they will commit mass suicide.
>>75942487
>>75942496
Are Canucks watching a different game?
>>75942510
because he can't put puck in net
>>75942523
*use
Goddammit
Mad at trap?
>this is considered an elite athelete in Pittsburgh
>>75942538
Do the most players on the Cup winners are cuckadian
I love that one
>>75942558
Nah I love traps
>>75942516
>do something legally all game without getting called
>suddenly get called for the same thing when the time is more convenient
this is texbook refpuck
>>75942570
>>75942558
Its boring as fuck
Its also exacerbated that everyone just watched a 7 game series with some of the most exciting hockey this year in that caps series
To go from high energy high scoring hockey between two amazing teams to lol trap enjoy watching one team ice the puck repeatedly doens't make for compelling entertainment
>>75942596
Truly the two most iconic Pongs
What are the chances that Kessel has autismo?
>>75942591
https://twitter.com/EvgeniMaIkinEgo/status/864294849268371457
>legally
>>75942606
why cant amerilards into trap?
Letang, Daley, Schulz .... 3 of the Pens top 4 D-men out. Geez ... just a few injuries on that team.
>>75942606
>everyone just watched a 7 game series with some of the most exciting hockey this year in that caps series
>>75942596
underrated
>>75942621
100% my guy
>>75942504
>how i score goal if kessel no do shit?
>he no do shit how i score?
>>75942624
>blatant crosscheck
>pushed him with his hands
>some fag on twitter
kek how embarrassing
>>75942510
>tries hard
>>75942635
feel free to name a better series in the 5 years
caps-pens 2017 was a godlike series with the last two games being sorta letdown but the first 5 were undisputedly amazing
http://www.ppgpittsburghpaints.com/color/color-game
intermission fun, post ur color
>>75942666
caps laffs was more exciting
>>75942666
Literally the Leafs/Capitals series this year was more exciting
Let's fuck this chicken
>snes win 2OT 1-0
>>75942606
>Its also exacerbated that everyone just watched a 7 game series with some of the most exciting hockey this year in that caps series
>To go from high energy high scoring hockey between two amazing teams to lol trap enjoy watching one team ice the puck repeatedly doens't make for compelling entertainment
I think the nba playoffs are on
this offense is everything has already ruined nfl too
>>75942479
>>75942523
>he doesn't understand that windmills actually produce very little electricity and actually require electricity to work
lmao
at least the pens will lose
Would like to tenderly kiss that sheetz coffee grill
Decided to go with a big ass piece of berry pie and milk instead of beer and pretzels for the 3rd. Did I do good?
Ya'll ready or a Pageau goal this coming period?
>>75942666
>feel free to name a better series in the 5 years
caps/leafs
ottawa/new york
...
is this your first playoffs m8?
>>75942699
>>75942699
>/comfy/
>>75942699
GREAT ONE CONFIRMS IT!
>>75942624
>being this casual
I'm gonna explain you how to ref. First period you need to established what you will let pass and what you will not, so the player know what to do and what not to do. The referee decided that this play was ok (aka legal). You might not like it, but it doesn't matter. The worst thing you can do is change the way you ref mid game or late in the game.
Now if you don't like how the game is ref, go ref a game yourself
>>75942666
Ducks/Oilers had it all
>>75942718
Terrible. Take a lap
>>75942699
The Great One has spoken
Snes win and Kessel crippled
>>75942754
i was going to list this one too but game 7 was kind of boring
>tfw a rich american keeps fucking up your league and rigging games
>>75942747
also you need to balance the penalty as much as possible at the start, and punish goon team that don't follow your rule later
>>75942772
a bit, but the tears from oiler fans made it all up.
>>75942699
>>75942666
>feel free to name a better series in the 5 years
hawks/kings 3 years ago
>>75942772
The 3-0 collapse made up for everything else
>>75942699
those dubs dont mean shit
MASTER
MASTER
>>75942666
Preds-Ducks is shaping up to be stellar, tBh
>>75942803
Do these ones?
>>75942803
t. shittsburghfaggot
>>75942718
>teetotalling fatass
Nothing more American than stuffing yyour face with pie and milk watching others do physical activity, so I guess
>>75942705
You're sort of there, just not. A couple pieces missing in that train of thought.
>>75942825
They don't though
>not even one minute in into the third
>already one hook on Turris missed
Kyle Turris from NEW WESTMINSTER, BC.
>>75942836
Dont reply to xer
>>75942818
Too bad both of those teams are irrelevant and literally no one cares who wins.
>>75942821
nice try kid check it
>>75942797
What a handsome man
>tfw there is an obese person ITT
Guentzel is terrible and his name is gay as fuck
>scoreless draw episodes
I wish it could be every episode
Pageau will score a game winner with 4 minutes left in the 3rd
>>75942800
Literally one of the best series I've watched
THIS IS SO FUCKING BORING
JESUS CHRIST I HATE OTTAWA
>>75942860
>bestern conference
>irrelevant
>>75942867
Here comes the questionable joo penalty against Ottawawa
Unc le gary
if the preds and snes make it to the finals are we going to get another one of these?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_lNo5JWkRY
SOMEONE SCORE
lets be honest
2016 Finals: Shit show that showcased nearly everything wrong with the NHL
2015 Finals: Who gives a fuck
2014 Finals: Good for memes but lacking in excitement
2013 Finals: Decent
2012 Finals: Actually pretty good
2011 Finals: One of the better cup finals
2010 Finals: Pretty good as well
2009 Finals: Meme tier, clearly rigged as fuck
2008 Finals: Meh
2007 Finals: Good
2006 Finals: meme tier, post-lockout autism
>>75942929
tripcodes were a mistake
>>75942912
It is like watching the 90s Devils.
>>75942912
the wizards-celtic game is still on
>>75942903
one of my top four
>avs/wongs 97 will always best the best
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6P4wg21mLf8
GO PENS
>>75942949
Don't reply to xer
>>75942929
>2012 Finals: Actually pretty good
kongs-debbies was pretty lame desu, everyone knew it was over before it started. kongs only had to face meme teams that year.
>>75942912
Americans watching NFL: "Defence wins championships"
Americans watching NHL: "holy fuck this is boring"
Smh
>>75942956
>>75942954
This fucking aids is why the lockout happened and the NHL almost died.
Nuke this fucking city desu.
Some offense from the Sens would be nice.
>>75942961
what's that guy doing exactly?
>>75942929
2015 was great wtf are you talking about
>>75942922
Enough whining about penalties. In Game 1 you had too many men on the ice and a puck thrown over the boards and you guys are still whining about it.
>>75942961
Is that a fucking WuTang Clan tattoo?
Holy kek, just put a hatchet in her head already
Can we shut the fuck up about the trap? Anderson is the only reason it's close.
Wild fan here. better luck next year I guess.
since my team is out, who should I root for in this matchup?
on one hand Pens USA USA USA etc.
on the other hand, Canada invented the game and it would be cool for Canadians to get the cup. so Sens?
wat do?
Bonino looks kind of terroristy
>>75942973
don't worry
>pongs score 5 minute left in the game
>sens tie it with extra man
>pongs SEETHING
>sens win in OT
>>75943002
Pens for Guentzel
>>75942912
Reminder that the trap should be banned.
>>75942971
the lockout happened because sunbelt teams like arizona hemmoraghe money
they could have just changed the rules without redoing the cba
>>75942999
Chekd
>>75943004
Like a dego.
>>75942999
seriously based anon
itt ass blasted shittsburgh fans
>the reason everyone hates your franchise
>>75943004
>>75943042
>>75943033
I mean that was a huge part, desu, but let's not pretend that those faggots in New Jersey didn't also play a massive part in it.
This defensive trapping shit is so cancerous and awful to watch. It's not as bad in the NFL because of the pacing of that sport, but it's fucking HORRID in the NHL thanks to the speed of the game.
>>75943032
No, just widen the ice.
>its another episode of the pongs trap and clog up the neutral zone
getting boring desu
>>75942929
I enjoyed the Shorks vs Pongs
>>75943031
that means nothing to me I only know the guys on my team
>>75942448
Kippers are actually some disgusting tinned fish snack
>appropriate
>>75942999
that and pongs are ok with just cycling around the perimeter
they aren't generating many chances
>>75942999
I don't even know what the trap is. But Stonewall Anderson is the only thing keeping them in.
So, if the Penguins lose this.. who gets the heat for it? Only Kessel? Malkin? Cindy?
>>75942699
>>75942699
>mfw I'm so glad I'm trippingballs
all a dream... ...
>>75942860
kek
just because none of the other baristas cares doesn't mean no one cares
>>75943042
Kessel looks the fat kid out of breath after
>>75943088
I thought it wasn't terrible but it wasn't great.
Pretty weak compared to the last six or seven SCF aside from a coulle
>>75943064
allahu akbar
>>75942929
Ducks/snes was one of the most fun one sided routs I've watched and I'm a snes fan
>triggered Pens cucks mad they're getting outcoached
Fucking all of my jej
>0-0
This shit is worse than a soccer game. Leastern conference hockey is straight up garbage tier
>>75943117
Milkshake bro from last time here. What should I get if this goes to overtime? Looking for dinner.
>>75943102
No one ... this would be all about injuries.
>>75943128
god i wish that were me
>>75943117
Inshallah
>>75943128
But Anderson is the only reason it's 0-0?
>>75943128
>howtogetaids.jpg
why anon
Semen slurping game
>the Canadian market is too small to win the cup, get me the refs
This is criminally boring
>>75943128
nice picture of your wifes son
>waaah stop playing good defense
>>75943099
What the hell man I browse this forum with my ex-wife and her son
>can't mount on offense on a worse than laffs/stars defense
come the fuck on, this is the kind of series that should be nuts
Ottawa is pretty much playing 1-1-3. Lame
>>75943154
pongs really need to stop trapping
>>75943164
Never browse my forum or my son's forum again.
>>75943099
>hey guys I've got a great idea
>lets make hockey as fun to watch as chess
>let's take away all the good rules and replace them with the bad rules
>let's allow all of the players to jump constantly in the blue paint and try their hand at goaltending
>let's also make as many teams as the other leagues that make far more money as that can't possibly have an averse affetc on the talent pool
>let's lastly make each team have a ridiculously low cap on salaries and also put every team on level ground by introducing revenue sharing
yippie thanks uncle garry!
>>75943152
>not even losing
>complaining about refpuck
Is your belief in your team, which has already won one game, so low?
>>75943176
Haha, "park the bus" for hockey. I'm bored, but to be fair here the Pens are supposed to have the firepower to deal. Even bad angle, low percentage shots.
>>75943102
Nobody. They're playing great. If you get HALAK'D it sucks but >we'll live.
>>75943176
Yep. Basically they injured 2 guys early with the intent to they win by endurance.
>>75943152
((Bettman))
>malkin litteraly in tears
>>75943222
Kekd and chekd
>this game
>pic related
is anything gunna happen?
>>75943106
why would you ever actually do this? (if non ironic?)
sounds like hell m7
>>75943066
overexpansion meant less talent and more coachable grinders
devils weren't the problem, it was copycat teams like the wild who couldn't even do it properly
oilers made the finals the year after the lockout playing the trap
it's worse for the nfl because the league has made passing the ball the only effective strategy
>>75943264
welcome to the nhl you kiwi cunt
has straffo ended himself in a murder-suicide at mcdonalds yet?
>mfw 0-0 in OT
This is GOAT hockey. Just like the fucking late 90's. Most of you fags are too young to even have been born then, but it was a great time.
next goal wins
cap this post
>>75943280
>just a dream.. focus..
Sens aren't even trying to play offense any more.
God damn it andershit
BILLLLLLLLLL!!!!
>>75943301
BASED.
BIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
>SNES
ITS OBER
Fucking finally.
Noooooo
BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Oh well. Who couldn't see it coming?
>>75943288
>it's worse for the nfl because the league has made passing the ball the only effective strategy
Sort of. Seattle has had a lot of success in the last 4 or 5 years by relying heavily on running and scrambling, so it's definitely not dead, but most teams don't tool or build for it which is kinda weird.
FUCK YES
FINALLY
Now the announcers will stop pretending the Senators are playing well.
WEW GOOD GUYS FINALLY WINNING :D
THE LORD HAS SPOKEN
1-3-1
ah ah ah.
>Trill Bill the Gary Bettman Shill
POST YOUR FUCKING BILLS BOYS
POST YOUR BILLS
fucking bill
SSSCCCCCAAAARRRRREEEEEE
Series is over. Pongs are too good for the Sens
what's wrong with you fags
you'd rather see one team totally squash another than see evenly matched, amazing playoff hockey?
Fuck you all my team is out but I'm still watching because playoff hockey is epic
>andy
Ottawa will win 2-1 in over time anyways, my digits will confirm this.
APOLOGIZE
pongs get so lucky
FUCK THE BORING SENS
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
fucking FINALLY the good guys get one
FUCK THE SNES AND THEIR SHITTY FUCKING TRAP
BILL WILL SAVE HOCKEY
>>75943304
what the fuck
>>75943347
>>75943357
Your digits are not inspiring me, comrade.
>>75943331
seattle has a defense built around it's secondary
that didn't use to happen
>>75943355
>implying he's not the sole reason the Sens aren't getting crushed right now
>>75943346
>>75943347
>>75943341
>no relish
Shit buds
ZERO
0
SHOTS
THIS
PERIOD
/k/ here. Are the Penguins the "good guys" in this series?
>>75943375
>pongs
everyone knows they're just good goys
that's why the bad goy team from washington got refpucked
Pens should now trap.
srsly hotdogmccookiejar scored????????????????
Bill the Thrill... savior of good hockey.
>>75943346
>>75943396
yes we cannot allow boring canadian hockey to win
POST HOTDOGS TO SAY THANKS TO OUR LORD
>>75943354
The millennial generation can't stay interested unless there are 6 goals a game. I blame rock music, video games and basketball.
Digits and Booby gets the game tying goal
>>75943396
no but league execs wants them to win
>>75943405
I'd love it if they did this to rub it in that faggot Guy Boucher's face, or do what the Flyers did and pass it around in their own zone.
>>75943396
Yes. Senators are faggots who playing boring, cancerous hockey.
The goodest guy in the league got that goal
Kessel is literally /ourguy/
Chances of Sens tying it up?
>>75943396
Definitely, Ottawa has brought soccer tactics to hockey conference finals. They're evil.
>>75943396
sens have 0 shots on goal in over 15 min, i'll let you think for yourself
>>75943438
it will come down to the flower
>>75943438
pageau is literally about to score 4 straight
>>75943396
jesus h christ that webm is making me so nervous
A SHOT AT LAST
>>75943397
how high are you? i'm quite interested in the type of person who would take one of the most intense psychs and then watch a 0-0 hockey game (until a sec ago). seriously wtf is the reasoning?
>peaking when
>>75943451
Fucking disgusting. Why is the trap not banned?
>>75943438
0 shots in the period says %100 chance for according to my extensive calculations
may he get to eat a hotdog and his hotdog get eaten tonight.
this sport is stupidly boring
Why do white Canadians name their kids "dion"?
>>75943341
>>75943396
Ho do you not accidentally lose a limb eventually
>>75943470
It's Monday
>>75943332
can you imagine just how much this man will let himself go when his nhl days are over? he's going to look like in 20 years. It will look like Haley Joel Osment, with all facial features crammed into a few square inches in the middle of his fat fucking face.
>>75943497
It's not the sport. It's the faggot senators playing a meme style of hockey that should be completely banned from the league.
phil kessell is such a chubby ginger faggot
he's /redditsguy/
BIGLY
>>75943438
If kek blesses me with Dubbies The snes score after pulling goalie and win in OT
>>75943502
It's French for washed up cap wrecking goon
Score goals
Fuck cardio
>>75943505
Pretty sure you do inevitably.
>>75943515
but imagine going to the mailbox every month and getting a check for like 40k from all of the 6th sense royalties
not too bad tbqh famalam
>>75943526
good post
has the trap been exposed?
>>75943503
are you 10 years old?
>>75943505
I found a finger once in my Whopper Jr
>>75943546
u fool
>>75943396
A team that has Rapelsberger in the stands can never be the good guys.
>>75943396
I don't know what's more tense. This. Or that webm where the girl is blowing the guy on that skyscraper ledge. Then spits the cum out to the streets below after
>>75943526
He was /ourguy/ first. Reddit took him and cucks like you let it happen.
Ottawa ... 1 shot in 16 minute of playoff hockey. That is pathetic.
>>75943565
stop posting this image I don't want a boner right now
>>75943508
.................................ite..feel u senpai
can't tell if trolling or actually high.
have a nice night based anon.
>>75943526
>mad
>at Bill
>>75943438
literally 1 shot on goal this period.
Sens should have had this game, but they are choking hard.
>>75943604
nigga, they're drawings. . .
>>75943526
stay jelly that the fat fuck earns more in a year than you do in 5
>>75943604
>being sexually aroused by a drawing
You need God.
>>75943626
if they go empty net with a minute left they can tie
1/5 chance tbqh
>>75943629
He earns more in 10 games then I ever will in my whole life
>Memenyk on his phone instead of watching the game
Truly has the team's interests at heart.
>>75943638
they won't pull though
just gotta keep playin that trap
wait....for...it..
>>75943608
>Google microdosing
i'm advising it for you, it's just what I do
>>75943653
he's probably whining on hfboards
Pongs sound guy plays good music, only redeeming quality of this shit franchise
>wideman
>>75943627
>>75943636
I don't see the problem. People also can be aroused by words and 2D photographs and even their own hand. Don't deny your nature just for a meaningless meme
>stop playing trap
>suddenly shots on goal
it's another "desperately chuck the puck against the boards behind the net" episode
>>75943658
weed gives me panic attacks. lsd would make my brain melt through my nose.
/k/ here. why does everyone hate the Senators? they have a cool logo
HERE WE GO LADS
>>75943669
Yeah he's played some good bands tonight: metallica, social d, bush.
>taking your best asset off of the ice
But why?
I guess the commish doesn't want his golden boy going down 2-0.
Amazing the Pens skated circles around the Sens being 2 men down this period
>>75943680
that's why the "micro" part
>>75943687
it's just shitposting
everybody here wants the ducks to win
>>75943687
Formation of hockey they're using doesn't elicit much excitement.
>>75943688
>>75943626
They literally stopped playing offense and went to a 1-1-3.
>>75943687
penguins play a very offensive game
all their spending is on forwards
they're upset that ottawa plays a defensive game
it doesn't produce highlights, but got them this far
>>75943687
i want my minute of life back for that worthless pajeet webm
>>75943705
>everybody
>>75943694
Play a little offense trap.
so this..... this is the power of canadian teams
>>75943749
I was rooting for Minnesota =(
and now I'm rooting for Nashville
>Hoffman
NOT THE RIGHT TIME FOR A WHIFF YOU FUCK.
>>75943740
You would have wasted it anyway
>Snes
fuck that save
>play weird ass defense all game
>can't play offense once you go down even 6v5
Is this the power of Fleury?
>>75943759
well done
Central is the best
SWEEP
IN
FIVE
>>75943783
Anderson is the only person thats kept snes in this game
>snors
Why did they even let this shit cunt team in the playoffs
SCAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR
lol why the fuck would the retard ice the puck there?
>Karlsson
What the fuck was that?
Sens are fags kek
>Snes gooning it up when they know they've been shutout
>>75943680
Strangely weed almost always makes me feel like I'm going to die of a heart attack at any second, but I've done acid a handful of times and never had a truly bad trip (besides maybe the time I thought all my friends thought I was a nazi...but that was under weird circumstances).
I think it might be because of the gradual come-up with acid. It gives you more time to get ready for the ride. Whereas weed just smacks you in the face immediately.
Bully the fugg out of these posers, Penguins
>like the craps before them, the snes chimp out as soon as they start losing
>kuntz sperg rush for no reason
typical cheating pengoon
>>75943796
it's not a sweep if they already lost a game lol
How did the Pongs suddenly become the good guys
>>75943815
the problem is finding acid and not acid*
*bath salts and kerosene
SENS CHIMPING OUT
>>75943802
>trying to bait streamcucks
Low quality humor
>>75943850
They play real hockey
>>75943850
>implying
Malkin looks subhuman
>>75943850
Senators went for cheaper hits than the Capitals did.
faceoff at center ice
>>75943850
by consistently bftoing homos
>>75943845
you gotta go back
>>75943844
He was doing his duty to defend his other assitant captain from that kike turis.
>>75943850
Happens every series famalam. Other team goons it up and the Pens just play their game.
>>75943850
>suddenly
We've always been the good guys anon
>>75943870
he is a slav.
>>75943850
They always were. People are just in denial and a load of faggots on here.
>>75943854
I've always gotten it from deep web markets.
Pens have this
Great time for my stream to die.
>>75943850
Because they actually play hockey whereas the Sens decided to just stand around and hit people.
>>75943815
try edibles, my mang
dosing 8mg for anxiety, and everything gewd
>>75943861
what it's 1-0 now 6 mins left
Whats the problem?
>>75943885
Based Sullivan
Somebody needs to get Phil his fidget spinner
>>75943889
>We've
DUDE
WEED
HAHAHAHA
>>75943658
are you the same anon? microdosing ayahuasca? i've heard of MDing LSD but not ayahuasca.
Boucher is a fucking moron. With 13 seconds left and down by 1 he puts his goalie on the ice? Fucking idiot.
This seamen slurping trap defence isn't for me
Shut out for MAF. You get that Las Vegas money, Flower.
at least we'll get a fucking atmosphere in Ottawa
Pens fans literally MIA
have to get your mascot with an airhorn to coax out a chant
that blatent hook
PENS WIN LEAFS BTFO
>PENS WIN LEAFS BTFO
PENS WIN LEAFS BTFO
>PENS WIN LEAFS BTFO
PENS WIN LEAFS BTFO
>PENS WIN LEAFS BTFO
PENS WIN LEAFS BTFO
>PENS WIN LEAFS BTFO
PENS WIN LEAFS BTFO
>PENS WIN LEAFS BTFO
PENS WIN LEAFS BTFO
>PENS WIN LEAFS BTFO
PENS WIN LEAFS BTFO
>PENS WIN LEAFS BTFO
PENS WIN LEAFS BTFO
>PENS WIN LEAFS BTFO
>Good guys won game 1
>Bad guys won game 2
Pittsburgh is the gayest fucking franchise and i really hope we BTFO them in the coming days
SUCK A DICK PENS HATERS
>>75943850
Bill + Real Canadian White Boy Hero
Guy, maybe you should pull dat goalie my man
STFO
>>75943815
weed just does that to me if i haven't smoked in a long time and smoke too much. good easy on the weed that shit is strong af these days.
>>75943956
...people can cheer with that fucking boring ass trap? Ha. Whatever.
>>75943964
HIGHTEST
I
G
H
E
S
T
>>75943903
I have, and generally had better experiences with them. But I still found myself going inadvertently overboard far too often and freaking out.
Idk, I think weed just isn't for me. Oh well, its tremendous meme status pisses me off anyway.
Also fuck the goddamn pens. How can anyone root for them?
>>75943963
My Trips say we do.
>>75943850
They always beat the Capitals.
no matter who wins this series, we all lose
>Sens literally start fighting because they lose the game
Pretty pathetic that the Rangers couldn't beat this team.
>>75943850
Because they're playing better, haven't you figured out /sp/ yet?
>>75943956
From who? The 5000 people in attendance?
>>75943956
WTF are you talking about? The Pens have had amongst the highest attendance in the NHL for several seasons but in Game 1 of the Sens-Rags series you guys couldn't even sell out the building ... you had over 1000 empty seats! That is official numbers.
>rags
easy win
gentleman's sweep incoming
Another patrician shutout for MAF
>>75943956
is this the definition of seething?
>>75944026
>gentleman's sweep
is that, like, where you don't show up in game 1 and then proceed to pound ass for the next 4?
>a loss game 2 away
>sens fans freaking out
What the fuck is wrong with you people? In a 7 game series, the away team just wants to take 1 game. The 2nd game is just gravy. But the goal is 1 home game. Then take 2 of the next 3 and win in game 6.
>>75944025
heh
>rags
>>75943956
Something about the Pens arena makes it sound more quiet on TV (maybe because it's huge), but I've been to 3 games this playoffs and it's definitely loud and exciting. The nice thing about the old arena was that it was a small domed building so it was ALWAYS loud in there.
>>75944051
it's like you didn't watch the game
>>75944044
letting the other team take a game for good sportsmanship
>>75944051
Oh... Sens are going to PLAY the next game? There were 2 periods of them being invisible tonight.
>>75940343
The sole reason the Sens are still playing is due to Bettman's garbage playoff format.
How does that fat fuck kessel not have an asthma attack and fucking die on ice Jesus Christ
>>75944096
so instead of pool sharks, they're hockey sharks
Oh look all the burger posters have finally shown up. They were in hiding the last couple of days.
>>75944159
S E E T H I N G
Let's all be honest guys, Sens played like shit tonight, even with the Pens being so short defensively. Hopefully they take this seriously and change some lines up.
>>75944159
i haven't been. :/
>>75944197
They played like shit because the Pens are the better team. If not for Anderson this would have been a blowout.
>Senators
THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO WIN THIS GAME.
>FUCKING LEAFS IN CHARGE OF ANYTHING
>>75944245
this and his goal posts saved them
>>75944245
>would have been a blowout
>Pens literally having meltdowns on the bench
>barely squeak out a 1-0 win in the third
>at home
Be honest, your heart is pounding right now.
>>75944361
>usual vocal Pens players are vocal
>completely outplayed the Sens despite being down two good players
>win
>at home
my heart is pounding out of excitement if anything
>>75944361
You don't know how this feels .
>>75944361
if your heart isn't pounding there might be a problem
Reminder that the ottawa senators couldnt get a shot on fluery with only 5 (Five) AHL Dmen infront of him
>>75944477
Neither will Crobsy after another concussion
>>75942929
t. faggot that hates the pongs
>>75943002
>ever cheering for a fucking leaf
So the game went well then?