ASTROS at MARLINS GAME THREAD

>marlels

Embarrassing franchise and fanbase.

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>>75939832
A S T R O N O M I C AL

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>it's a Musgrove day
there goes the sweep

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>>75939874
>it's a Musgrove day

>>75939874
>>75939887
I believe desu

>none of my streams are working
Can someone hook me up with a link?

>>75939874
>>75939887
I lel'd

Besibol isn't good

>>75939919
>Musgrove

We will have to rely heavily on our bullpen for. Hopefully he doesn't allow too many runs. Our bats are good but I haven't seen us chase a huge lead like the Yankees too often.

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>trying to kill our manlet

sorry for hitting altuve astro bros, our pitching is ass

What happened to Altuve, I just turned on the game

I can't get a stream, what's going on?

>>75940005
HBP in the hand, but he's still in

>>75940005
>>75940016
Altuve just got hit by a pitch on the pinkie/ring finger that was pinched against the bat... He's aight though, stayed in the game and went to 1st base

Springer K, Reddick FO, Altuve HBP, Correa K

>>75940018
Ok whew.

As long as it wasn't like that nasty pitch to the face I saw the other night

FIRSTROS

MUSGROVE GOT THE FIRST OUT

>>75940030
You're a good man. I appreciate it.

>>75940034
You're gonna behave tonight, right?

>>75940016
http://24nbastreams.com/live-soccer-wiz-stream-07/

>>75940049

I behave most nights

>all those whores behind Marlins Man

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1-2-3 inning on 13 pitches? I thought Keuchel pitched tomorrow

Ricans aren't even that good at baseball.

>>75940083
Morton gave up all of Musgrove's runs last night

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>being proud of a backruped shithole, filled with lazy welfare niggers, crime, and incompetent gorvement.

>>75940120
I guess that's why it's an earned run AVERAGE

also the bats aren't looking too pretty against this pitching right now

>>75940120
Wasn't it 4 before they benched him for Feliz?

>>75940133
It's early, they got plenty of time

>>75940138
Yup. After striking out like 7 straight earlier in the game. He went from 100% locked in to out of control scary quick. Not too happy about that tbqh.

Aaaaaaaannd there's the old Musgrove again

Musgrove to bullpen soon

>>75940168
Yesterday was a weird day in baseball lol. Bregman's grand slam, Tanaka/Harris/Devenski collapsing, or Sipp pitching competently. It was weird.

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>Musgrove working around leadoff xbh
?!?

>>75940237
We /BizarroBaseball/ now

I hope the Astros win, guys.

Oh god, I just realized we're gunna get to see Keuchel hit tomorrow, lol.

>>75940307
He has hit before when we were in the NL

>>75940307
Dis gon B gud

>>75940307

.094 in 32 at bats

like 140 on base tho

>>75940323

He averaged .100 in 20 at bats when they were in the NL

It's gonna be bad

Dude's safe.

NEVER challenge Aoki + Altuve

>>75940359

Manlletsquad?

>>75940359
Sprintlet squad
>>75940365

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>>75940323
>>75940324
>>75940337
He didn't have the same beard though, that's the part that's funny to see.

Damn that was good

>>75940395
Kek, Baby Keuchel always makes me laugh.
I remember the first time I heard of him was when he threw a no-hitter for Lancaster back in the day.

>>75939832
More like the ASStros am I right?

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Altuve said the F word after that swing

>>75940467

so did I

Alright they went 4 innings without a hit, when can I start bitching spaceman?

>>75940488
but our 7th inning

GIDP please

>>75940488
When they give up a lead

>>75940532

I mean we busted out the 7th on yesterday game 1 and the yaks showed us how to 7th.

But actually, that double header seems to be showing on them.


>>75940555

okay nice trips

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Y'all think Hinch will skip Fiers' start on Thursday's off day? I'm going to the game Monday night vs Detroit and idk if I'll be getting Keuchel or McCullers

>>75940632

kikelel is scheduled as of now.

lucky you

>>75940632
When TF are we gonna use McHugh

Also
>Joe Musgrove

>>75940676

Soon(TM)

Based Bregman

wtf that was so gay

the NL sucks dick

>>75940838
NL has pitchers at bat
AL uses designated hitters

Thems the rules.

Also
>Joe Musgrove

>>75940895

I know, but I dont miss walking batters into the pitchers.

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>>75940663
I'm hyped, man. I'll make sure and take some pics for y'all.

>>75940676
McHugh is on the DL, my man

How many hits has Musgrove allowed so far

>>75940933

I think there may be a chance kikelel gets moved up.

They play the indians right before detroit.

But as of now, he is pitching monday.

ALSO MAN FUCK THE SHITSTROS CANT HIT WORTH A FUCK

>>75940961

Less than usual I believe

>>75940912
Yep. Definitely glad we aren't NL anymore cause of that. It's almost always guaranteed an offense weakness.

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I wanna go to Keuchel night

>>75940969
Orbit n chill senpai

Our bats are like astral enlightenment.
Get woke at the right moment.

>>75939846
>Tampa Bay
>Calling another fanbase pathetic

Top kek

>>75940999

the good hitting pitchers dont hit as good as any of the 4 guys we regularly rotate.

It's just hella gay, and now we get to shit on yaks and >rags

>>75941017

WOAH

>>75941059
Being able to salt mine the Rags alone was worth us going NL to AL.

Can some anon get me a Jose Fernandez Wojak? Would appreciate

>>75941093

That's what I've always said.

But you know some people.... they want to auto walk into pitchers and kill bases loaded innings.

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>>75941007
Go on StubHub
Bullpen box seats are like $20 for that game

>>75941093
Agreed

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Gattis didn't even flinch, kek

>>75941143

>>75941243


>tfw like 7th grade
>ball come at my bicep
>eat it
>didn't let me go to base because I didn't try to avoid it
>hits me again
>never moved
>just walk to first

it kinda hurt the second time :'(

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>>75941243
Big Bear Gatty flicked by pitch

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>>75941159
Lol just realized you said bullpen, I thought you meant dugout for some reason.

Also the 324 section is $20 and that's where I usually sit anyways, I'll probably just get that.\

GURRIEL SLAM

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Y U L I !

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/a/stros!!!!!!!

FUCKING BASED

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>>75941271
>>75941243
desu that was like.. what, 78? His curves are slow and he's a meaty bear, that probably didn't feel like anything.

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>>75941017
>>75941017
>>75941017

This desu

When was the last time grand slams happened in b2b games?

>>75941305

A pitch in that spot at 70 never hurt me.

A big guy like gattis felt it, but it's gone by now.

I'd take it everytime too, that's why I like him, Altuve shoulda took it earlier.

>>75941319
No idea but it feels good.

>>75941271
>tfw got plunked 3 times in one game about that same age
>teammates had to hold me back from charging the mound because I was a hothead
>I was our catcher, so anytime that pitcher was hitting, I'd buzz the throw by his head after each pitch
>hit game-winning inside-the-parker in my 4th AB
>that pitcher would only nibbled the outside of the zone the rest of the season
Good times

>>75941305
Yeah, you're probably right. Most guys will at least flinch a little though from the surprise of it.

>>75941431

It's the kind of player. The old school run over the catcher types will just take it in the arm everytime.

the more "basebally" types will usually do a turn like altuve. Gattis is more like the first kind.

I never moved, but other people moved and they weren't pussies, its just how you react to the situation.

Also you;re lucky you didn;t get ran over, pussy rules are strong af now tho

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Musgrove and Hoyt have bothered looked really good tonight

>>75941431
In little league my friends would call me the turtle because when I saw a pitch coming at me I would just take the hit every time without moving to get out of the way, aside from a ball coming straight to my head of course. I never take shit like that personally and I just consider it another way of getting on base.

>lifelong Astros fans since 2017 coming out of the woodwork

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Sunday and Monday night, here I come.

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>>75941289
Did any of y'all hearing them call Yuli "Papa Pinga" from the dugout after a big hits earlier this year?
It means " Big Dick" they caught on and they turn the dugout audio off now.
GS for "Papa Pinga"

How the hell does a 30 year old rookie currently have a 2.5 k per inning rate going?

These Marlins infielders just look silly

>>75941504
kek, I took some pretty hard hits on plays at the plate. Just part of the game at that point.

>>75941533
Watching Biggio definitely influenced my game back then, so I feel ya there. I'd sooner take a fastball to the shoulder and help my team than act like a superstar.

>all these latin cucks on tv

has the wall not been built yet or what?

leggos get these faggots out of here. im just trying to watch some good american baseball

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>>75941639
:^)

D O U B L E
S A L A M I

>>75941632

it's alot easier taking shit when you bat top 3.

if your job is to get on base, get on base, you got a hitter coming up soon.

>>75941673
Lol rekt

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>>75941658
>i want to believe

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Based Altuve!

>>75941658
HAPPENING

Lads

this team is really good

>>75941756
A S T R O N O M I C A L

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Honestly didn't expect that from Gattis of all people

marlins getting cucked out of existence

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>>75941821
I'll take the 2, it gives a little more life to the meme

>>75941821
It's funny how far ahead of the rest of the majors they are in GIDP. That's the downside of contact.

>>75941839
I like this one.

>Evan "Ball Sponge" Gattis trying to hit instead of working himself into a BB

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>>75941618
lel

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That was a gorgeous play

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Watch out, Manfred will ban haircuts

Is Marlins man an ast/bro/?

He's been to the last 3 games

none of us have... He's a bigger fan than us maybe?

"Papa Pinga" strikes again

>>75942072
Nah, he just loves attention. Last 2 games have been on ESPN, and the one before that was part of a single-admission doubleheader. He just wants to be on TV

>>75942107

But ESPN doesn't have any games for a few days...


He's gonna see them 5 times in a row?? And we're supposed to think he's not an ast/bro/ superfan?

>the US played themselves in wbc

>lets never shut the fuck up about it

we get it, we good at beisbol

>>75942185
Are you really watching the E!sjwPN broadcast instead of based Blummer and Kalas?

this commentator over-pronouncing spanish words is getting old fast. we get it you speak spanish

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>>75942240
ESPN is so fucking awful

>>75942240
>>75942185
>>75942253
It took me 4 innings to realize they were broadcasting on RootSports lol.

It was pretty dumb, they had Pudge commentating through phone call audio.

>>75942240

I am watching the constant interview broadcast.

I just have a cable online so i have to steal a stream most games but E!SPN is easier.

On the plus side I have every college football channel that exists.

I miss steroids

Bonds woulda hit that shit to Cuba

Are there even any Marlin fans here?

>>75942384
Idk but if they are, nice homer.

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>Luke the Fluke

>>75942309
kek, nothing surprises me anymore

hola los marlins

>ITT nothing but Astros fans
Where are the Marlins fans

Is it a Tamba Bay year?

>>75942571
Florida has the most fairweather fans. I dont know why they keep trying to make sports happen

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THE MANLET
HE LEARNED!

>"Astros trying to give AJ birthday gift"
>cue Altuve hitting a dinger

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Blummer that was pretty cringe

>27

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T W E N T Y
S E V E N
gg Marlins

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No phillies tonight so watching Astros since I hear they are fun to see.

Why does the stadium look literally empty?

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>>75939846