/mlb/ general-nobody else would make a threat edition

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LOS ASTROS DE HOUSTON

Relocate both Texass teams out of the state and give them ONE team based in San Antonio.

Do we really need a texas general?

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MARINERS!

>RHP Gregory Infante

Oh

>rags

>Astros fans are trash
Pretty uncool of you 2bh.

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>BREAKING: #Dodgers LHP Clayton Kershaw scheduled to visit Dr. James Andrews after inconclusive MRIs regarding elbow soreness

UPDATED FOR CURRENT YEAR

AL:

Old and busted: skankees
New Hotness: Yams

Old: Orilels
New: Orange Ducks

Old: Bombston
New: Racists Sox

Old: Blow Jays
New: ????

Rasy
????

detoilet
????

t_s
????

whos
down arrows

roylels
????

injuns
losedians

angles
the angel angels of anaheim

rags
raggots

lastros
????

memeiners
????

Chokeland
Assletics

fill in the ???? to complete this. GO

>>75937611
Proof?

>>75937622
shit list fuck off

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1stros

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>>75937569
MARINYAS.gif

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Mess desu

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The AL West is the CUTEST division

>HOU 26 12
Explain this, /mlb/

>>75937622

memeiners
marinyas

lastros
ats

+++++++++++++++++++
Official ALtWR rankings
+++++++++++++++++++

>AL
Astros
Yankees
Orioles
Twins
Indians
Red Sox
Tigers
Rangers
White Sox
Angels
Rays
Mariners
Blue Jays
Royals
Athletics

>NL
Nationals
Rockies
Cardinals
Dodgers
Brewers
Diamondbacks
Reds
Cubs
Mets
Pirates
Phillies
Marlins
Giants
Braves
Padres

>>75937819
Remember when the whos were 23-10 last season?

Yeah. Explained enough for you?

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Reminder that Barry Larkin put up virtually the same WAR Jeter did while playing in only 80% as many games and with 70% of plate appearances as Jeter

>>75937878
Cheeky
>rasy

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>Amazon says I'll get my package by 8pm
>It didn't head out for delivery until 8:13
>I didn't get it until 10

What did Amnyazon mean by this?

>>75937887
Is your package big?

>>75937887
We can't help you if you're gonna talk like that, bud

>>75937622
>Yams
It's Yaks you goof

>>75937912
But why nyaa-t?

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>>75937902
It was the manga of the anime my pictures are from. Just 1 manga.

Also, I might've worded it weirdly, this happened last night so the only excuse is Mother's day but I doubt the driver stopped off to have dinner with his mom before delivering.


>>75937912
>nyags

>Sweep the Mariners and have a 4 game series against the Barves
Can't wait to be .500 again

>>75937567
>yaks

>>75937858
>67.5 oWAR
>95.5 oWAR
People will always take offensive production over defensive ability, because it's easier to measure and observe. That's why people like Jeter more than Larkin.

>>75938038
Also Jeter played for the Yankees in New York, not the dilapidated village of Cincinnati

>>75937622
Are you retarded

>>75938087
Where do you get off insulting the very prestigious Texas Rangers with your Chinese cartoon bullshit?

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>>75937498
>ass-eradicated rangers fans cant even properly insult the based 'stros

Umpires should have to rotate positions every time a team scores

>>75938087
kek, cute

>>75938112
>Chinese
its fucking Korean retard

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I got to say the PTSD delusional Gakkou Gurashi as the Mariners chinese cartoon mascot is as perfectly fitting as the invisible Akari Akaza being the whos'.

Good job.

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>ZzZzzZZzzZZzzzZZzZzZzZzZzzZzz

Is there anyone more talented AND cute than Mookie Betts right now?

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>>75938228
>>75938112

>>75938293
Alex Wood

>>75938293
Kris Bryant

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>>75938246

Astros vs Nationals in the World Series. Who wins?

>>75938303
Its funny cause the rags is [spoiler]dead.[/spoiler]

>>75937902
Huge

>>75938337
NFL Viewership

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>>75938246
>>75938329

Whatever happened to Gose Gossage's crusade against bat flips?

>>75938337
Neither will make this championship series. Nats will be eliminated by the Dodgers again and the Astros by the Yankees or Orioles, maybe even the fucking Jays.

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>>75938337
Sports Illustrated

>>75938087
Love it

>>75938344
Uh oh

Tell me about lAstros fans, why are they so poor and trashy?

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>>75938377
>>75938246

I'm glad you think so! I'm having fun!

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>>75938303
Keep'em coming

>>75938425
Their financial status and lifestyle are irrelevant but they're annoying as shit.tired of seeing that springer SI cover. I really want the rags to push their shit in so they can be humbled
>lol astro bros and trips are cool
I don't give a shit. You are annoying. You have no discussion besides Anime posting and spamming sports illustrated covers.

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>>75938440
Some more for you

>>75938038
>.295/.371/.444; 118 wRC+
>.310/.377/.440; 119 wRC+

Jeter was only a slightly better hitter than Larkin, Jeter just played in more games and batted more, which admittedly does deserve some credit. I believe Larkin was the better overall player though

Jeter sucks

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are >your players getting faster or slower?

>>75938498
Well he does now!

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Now batting shortstop

Numbah 2

Derek Jeetah

Numbah 2

>>75938499
How is it even possible for weiners to get slower

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>>75938487
>

>>75938445
On it!

>>75938462
>>75938303

Someone is angry they are not invited to the AL West Best Friends Club

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Find the faggiest picture of your team from yesterday

>>75938499
Billy Hamilton is just so fucking fast it's unbelievable

>>75938499
Avi Garcia is 100% on the juice though

>>75938532
That's everyday for the rags

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>>75938517
>but athletics-kun what do you mean there's no Playoff Hopes next to me? It's always been there. K-knock that nonsense off and c-come play with us

Here comes the AL West with their avatarfagging anime ERP

Knock this weeb shit off you faggots and talk about baseball like REAL MEN!!!

>>75938566
Just report it. It's just spamming at this pint. Not even sports related. It's literaly pedophilic roleplay. Not sports just because you photoshop a hat.

Anime boards exist. I understand it's 4chan but this is spam.

>>75938566
>>75938569
Theres nothing wrong with anime desu

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>>75938532

mods please ban the avatar fag

>>75938566
This is why the Rangers need to always be 1st. We keep the rest of the division's anime gayposting in check.

>>75938629
Am I the only one who thinks we should have had purple uniforms instead of pink for Mother's Day?

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What is it about the Los Angeles Dodgers that makes tripfaggots on /sp/ so obsessed with Kershaw???

Dodger game-threads are empty and there are no Dodger fans on /sp/

Why the obsession? It's an honest question.

>>75938652
>tripfaggots
It's just one person being autistic.

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>>75938499
>Billy Hamilton
How is even possible for him to get faster at this point?

>>75938652
You know why. People like to pretend to be DG and falseflag. Hell I do it too.

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Injuns

>>75938663
Is TY the most autistic trip on 4chan? Has "he" eclipsed m'Lester? M'Lester is at least stupid on purpose for attention. TY actually thinks it understands baseball.

>>75938688
Have no fans. Go YANKEES.

>>75938694
Sticky this true post.

>>75938694
Have no rotation. Go NATIONALS.

>>75938690
We all know who the REAL most autistic poser here on /sp/ is. Rockies """""Fan."""""""

>>75938652
Because an autist spams kershaw stats, and refuses to believe he sucks in the postseason, and it derails threads. It makes it funny to meme about kershaw. Literally no one would give a fuck about him if it weren't for that

>>75938690
Any trip that is not necessary (like the guy who checks VIN numbers in /o/) is autistic.

>>75938532
is this the team that jerks each other off as 'hazing'

>>75938708
Have no bullpen. GO DODGERS

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>>75938425
>>75938462
mad at da Stros?

>>75938648
Am I the only one who thinks we shouldn't have had any mothers day celebration?

Whoa
You now realize that every single Giants poster completely disappeared

>>75937622

Holy fuck, this list is flaming garbage.

>>75938745
There's one left. The Giants Win dancing girl poster is the only one I've found left.

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why didn't they use this actually nice and good looking shade of pink instead of that garish purplish bullshit?

>>75938690
this sudden obsession with TY being autistic and pointing out all of his posts is suspicious to me. Either you're TY trying to get attention by pointing out your own posts, or you're some newfag with an obsession of a trip. Either way, you're pathetic as hell

>>75938769
This is a nice and good looking shade of pink.

>Indians have no fans
>there are clearly 22 fans in this shot taken at Progressive Field on 5/14

Is this another one of /sp/'s stupid forced memes?

>>75938769
I thought that shade of pink mixed with the blue-grey that some catchers were wearing was pretty slick

>>75938769
there is no good shade of pink.

>>75938712
why does a single Kershaw stat derail threads? Why do people care? Why are there literally Kershaw generals for 20+ posts every day?

>"Kershaw is a really good pitcher here is why _____"
>"OMG REEEEEEE!!!!!! NOOOOO!!!!! LOOK AT THESE 35 INNINGS IN THE POST SEASON"
>"Kershaw is still really good"
>"STOOOP IT KERSHAW IS NOT A GOOD PITCHER BECAUSE OF I DON'T WANT HIM TO BE REEEEEEE!!!!!!"

EVERY.
TIME.

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>tfw getting a good haul at the trade deadline is the equivalent to winning the WS

>>75938652
how you liking your boy Zack this year DG?

>>75938814
Because literally every person on here is autistic. Are you surprised or something?

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>hurr durr Indians have no fans
>there are clearly 22 fans in this shot taken at Progressive Field on 5/14

What did /mlb/ mean by this?

Is this another one of /sp/'s stupid forced memes?

>>75938784
t. TY
you couldn't be more obvious

>"s-s-stop t-talking about m-me y-youre o-obsessed"

>>75938832
>Indians have no fans
this

>>75938787
hey, thank you

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>>75937763
Red headed Waifus are my fetish

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Indians have no f-

>>75938832
Those are paid actors.

>>75938769
Bleached my hair this color when I was in grade 10. Then died blue over it and it looked like a unicorn frapuccino from Starbucks.

>>75938869
How much do they get paid and where can I sign up?

>>75938889
You have to give Chief Wahoo a blumpkin, I'm afraid.

>>75938885
Are you a cubs or rangers fan?

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>>75938869
Someone shop this

>>75938890
I guess Mrs. Claus is just a Miss Claus because there's no rings in the North Pole.

>>75938840
you're randomly obsessing over "decent" a trip. this obsession has only been sparked within the past few days. you're either the trip youre obsessing over trying to get more attention, or you're an autist thats obsessing over a trip. either way I don't see how you can possibly think you're the good guy here.

>>75938745
Naw, I'm still here

>>75938904
Neither. I was on house arrest for a few months and couldn't go out much so I spent a lot of time at home with my gf not doing shit and did it on a whim.

>>75938920
Third party here. This post is just as, if not more, autistic than the one you're responding to. Unless you actually are the trip, in which case it's just a little sad.

>>75938920
> you're randomly obsessing over "decent" a trip.

-t. TY
you couldn't be more obvious

>"s-s-stop t-talking about m-me y-youre o-obsessed"

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>>75938868
So you found 1 Indians fan, still doesn't refute the fact that the Indians have 0 fans.

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>>75938863
>rags

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WTF I LOVE Brad now

http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/jake-arrieta-has-not-been-good/

>Cusb

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>>75938920
Hold this fucking L for me papi.

Ajahahajajajakahajajajahajakajahakaka.

Sad! (¡Muy Triste!)

>>75939000
Jake will be on and off, that's his thing. Expect ace stuff the reason of the season.

>>75939000
No shit he sucks. He was forced to give up Pilates.

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>>75939010
>Expect ace stuff the reason of the season

>>75939004
Kershaw is super handsome in this gif

>>75939010
Jake was OFF for every inning of his career except for 190 innings in 2015 and has been OFF since. He's done velocity is down 3 mph and he is mechanically unsound. Cubs need to click on their 2016 offense again to pickup their mediocre starters.

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who is more thicc, manny pinas wife or his son?

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Mad at Los Dodgers?

>>75939042
You can be sent to prison for this shit dumb faggot, calling sexualizing a little boy in contrast to a gown woman. What the fuck is wrong with you? Reminds me of that cabana bathroom pool party episode in Curve your enthusiasm. Some Larry David cringe shut.

>>75939036
How many wins did he have last year? Remind me

>>75939059
i was just making fun of a kid for being fat, settle down

>>75939072
pissboi gets personally triggered when spics are involved

>>75939057
>tattoos

Disgusting

>>75939072
would you make this joke IRL amongst your friends? You have to understand how bad that sounds right? thicc is not an adjective to describe fat or overweight, you know this. I'm just looking for for you so you don't catch a charge and get your wig split in county 6 months from now.

DG's taste in alienwhores is the funniest thing about him

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>>75939096
>pussy boy can't handle a girl with tattoos

prob a jints fan t b h

>>75938914
cringe

>>75939105
Not even my post. I've outgrown that scenegirl shit.

>>75939113
Hey man, if you want garbage, Tattoos, trailer parks, and PBR is for you!

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>>75938715
>guy who checks VIN numbers on /o/

>>75938943
>>75938966
>not wanting to give trips attention means youre the trip
tripfags are clearly seeking attention, so I dont know why you give them attention. you faggots take dg/molester's shitty bait for years and then wonder why he keeps coming back with more bait. I dont see what's so difficult here.

>>75939139
t. DG

>>75938868
>COME AT ME CHIEF BRO

Rags vs Dogs WS, who do you root for?

>>75939139
DG doesn't post here any longer. He went back to Curaçao last December upon Trump's presidency. It's all been an illusion.

>>75939158
For a plane to hit the stadium

>>75939139
>not wanting to give the trips attention
Nigger you've made at least 3 different posts in this thread talking about trips. Either you're a retarded hypocrite or a dude with his trip off.

>>75939139
It's not even attention lmao they are literally obsessed with me. Look at that story and Craigslist post they made up about me making out with guys for free beer lmao do you actually think that happened? It was an April Fools joke that went on for too long. I'm not gay.

>>75939158
Terrorists.

>>75939154
my point is the "lmao TY is so autistic plz look at his posts XD" schtick just gives ty more attention. thats the exact opposite of what you should be doing, yet this is such a hard concept on /mlb/ for some reason to the point where you faggots have literally enshrined a serial shitposting trip

>>75939158
earthquake

>>75939189
TY is cool though. Yes he does shitpost from time to time but who doesn't? He does bring good discussion/info to the general.

I'm done

>>75939189
English, please

>>75939189
DG saved /mlb/. All other trips are discount variants.

>>75939222
>DG ruined MLB

Fixed that for you m8

>>75939222
There are only like 3 trips who post consistently in /mlb/. The people who bitch about trips here should take a look at /nfl/.

>>75939216
Don't let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya.

good thread

>>75939238
Without DG /mlb/ would have 40 posts a day and would 404 in less than 10 minutes.

There was a point where trips weren't tolerated here. They stayed in their dead game-threads and blogposted ad infinitum. This place used to be clean and informative. Now it's a dump. And there's only one guy to blame

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Discuss.

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>>75939258
>kike

>>75939258
reported for anti-semitism

>>75939255
2012 was the last semi-good year of /sp/'s existence.

After that, the generals took over.

>>75939216
I feel ya mate

>>75939254
Not true

You are now a GM and must build a winning team.

However you get ONE generational talent to build around. Who do you choose?

A. Mike Trout
b. Clayton Kershaw
c. Bryce Harper
d. Chris Sale

>>75939296
e. Clay Buttholez.

>>75939296
Carlos Correa

anyone have a rays/indians stream?

>>75937602
This desu

>>75939296
The guy that doesn't choke in the playoffs

>>75939296
Harper because nobody has the prospects to afford torut

>>75939296
>Chris Sale
>Generational talent
Lol

>>75939296
michael conforto

>>75939296
a will get busted for PEDs two years into your tenure
b will choke in the playoffs
d will make your owner go broke by cutting up all the jerseys

i'll have to go with c

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>>75939322

>>75939296
Chris Sale isn't even close to being in the same league as the rest of those guys

And the answer is always Trout. He's this era's Willie Mays mixed with Mickey Mantle with none of the charisma or personality

>>75938087
This is cute af

Why are mariners fans so kawaii

How can we astros fans integrate this into our play style? Kawaii non-Tanaka pitching?! Must consult skipper before he visits mound

>>75939334
how does it feel to know that you will die without seeing sucess from the NYM?

>>75939344
But there is literally no way to build a team around him because he will demand an exorbitant sum of money.

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>>75939296
I go with Hooper

>>75939323

Rays @ Indians

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The pain never ends.

>>75939361
Not him but I was born the year the Mets won their first WS and I lived to see them win their second WS too.

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>>75939361
about the same as usual

>>75939344
He's been pretty much trying same (if not better) than kershit for last 3 or 4 years.

>>75939363
it's just a hypothetical. Like if you were starting each team from scratch which would you choose

>>75939374
Ellie Mayo.

>>75939296
Harper

he has some good playoff experience, an actual personality, and even though he will cost a lot, it won't be as much as Trout.

>>75939371
what did brappp larper mean by this?

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On the come up

>>75939421
why does that tic tac have eyes haha

>>75939421
>colon today
SHOULD be an easy win but you never know with this team

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Find me more pitching talent in a single picture .

>minimum 10 (díez) ERA titles
>minimum 10 (díez) CYA
>minimum 2 (dos) MVP

No se puede.

>>75939446
Incoming CGSO for old/fat. Congratulations on jinxing yourself.

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>injuns

>>75939480
>Rasy

>>75939421
Lol I love these little characters -- I didn't know they were Jays fans!

>>75939467
ah FUCK

>>75939296
Kris Bryant

>>75939466
greinke would make a good trap

Anyone that has ever pretended to be DG should be banned. 99% of the board would vanish.

>>75939493
>would

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the best color commentator
and the hottest (not much copetition there)

>>75939296
a. career crippling injury or PED ban imminent. will take the griffey jr career route
b. multiple entries
c. clubhouse cancer and does not hit walk off bombs when necessary
d. leads the league in TWTW

it's d. easily

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>>75939466
Ironically it's Charlie Neal (the Dodger) who fucks this picture up

Left to right: Hank Aaron, Ted Williams, Stan Musial, Willie Mays

frontpage here we come

>>75939511
She's hot in a "I want to fuck my friend's mom way" but that's it

She's pretty bad at commentary but so is Aaron Boone and the rest of the ESPN crew

>>75939520
He did say pitching talent. But I'm sure you could find a similar pitcher with Koufax and Gibson and the like.

>>75939547
Ah, I missed that

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>>75939480
>rasy
>Archer

>>75939517
great post

>>75939511
I liked when the flowers came for her yesterday. I was hoping they'd let the flowers commentate instead of her.

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>tfw someone replied to the pasta

>>75939714
He's not wrong. It shouldn't be treated as a game, this is someone's life.

Progressive Field is seriously overrated in general, no wonder they have no fans

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>>75939832
>>75939832

Astros @ Marlins

>>75939832
>>75939832

blue jays vs barves
>>75939856

>>75938087
she's delusional and doesn't see the real world. I wonder if she knows that her starting rotation is not the same 5 guys they began the season with

Why is piss'Lester pretending to be a Rasy fan?

Got tired of free drinks at Boystown?

>>75939344
>jacking off over the "charisma" and "personality" of players you never saw play a single game
What do you mean by this?

>>75940106
Are you fucking retarded? Charisma is pretty much the only intangible thing about athletes that you can make statements about even if you never saw them play. This post reeks of wanting to be contrarian for no reason.

>>75940130
All you know about them is whatever you're shown about them, which is whatever makes them look good because they're legends. Tell me, what kind of guy was Willie Mays in the locker room?

>>75940172
>which is whatever makes them look good because they're legends
Ty Cobb.

Also the idea that watching players tells you how they actually are is almost as retarded as your first post. Tell me, how is Mike Trout in the locker room?

>>75940015
t. ass blasted Indians fan.

Keep it up

>>75940190
How is that relevant at all? I'm not the one making claims about him, I'm simply attacking your mindless ball-licking of legendary players you know nothing about.

>>75940221
>uh durr you can't say willie mays is more charismatic than trout bcuz you never saw him play
>me knowing how charismatic a player i've seen play is? don't be silly LOL
Embarrassing series of posts.

>>75939258
I don't want to by clayton

>>75940248
You sure do love strawmen. I never said a word about Trout.

Did Jeter figure it out?

Put bimbos behind homeplate to attract more people

Why haven't the Indians done the same

>>75940264
The entire argument was about Trout, you dense little man. You claimed that guy couldn't make a comment on Willie Mays' charisma because he never saw him play. Yet you can't tell me how charismatic a player you have seen play is. If you can't see how retarded your initial claim is from that, you're just a moron.

>>75939496
I never pretended to be DG, but I've been accused of being plenty of times. I don't see the similarities, but whatever. Haters gone hate.

>>75940282
I can find out about Mike Trout in the clubhouse just by googling that phrase and reading countless interviews and pieces about him. It's almost like we live in an age where we have a lot more information at our fingertips.
But again, that's not fucking relevant to what I said at all.

>>75939466
That is a lot of talent. They must have won a shit ton of world series trophies.

>>75940303
>reading interviews about Mike Trout tells you how he really is
Absolutely moronic.

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>>75937622
At least you got one thing right

>Carrasco out after 3.2 IP. Left with a trainer. Averaged 95 mph with fastball in 1st. Down to 92.3 mph by 4th.

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March 2017
Me: The Mets rotation will never make it through the season.
Mets fans: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Me: Reasons and history.
Mets fans: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Me: Evidence and data.
Mets fans: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Me: Facts and research.
Mets fans: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Fast forward to April 30, 2017
Me: The Mets rotation is ded.
Mets fans:

>>75940269
The Marlins know whats up
https://youtu.be/zEgRvuDGdJs

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>>75939466
>conditions I deem fair
>arbitrary awards that have little bearing on pitching talent
Sorry this pic isn't really a fair comparison, Pedro being there is overkill

>>75940377
>ERA titles
>Not relative to pitching talent

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>>75938440
I do love me some /spa/

Gotta start doing this for the Orange Ducks

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>>75939466
le yawn

>>75940377
You said that as if Kershaw and Sandy aren't HOF themselves lol they're both better than every LHP in that picture too. You sound really distressed

>>75940574
I didn't know Kershaw's plaque was already up. Find me any knowledgeable fan (non-mexicans who were watching baseball before 2013) who will say Kershaw is better than Randy or Pedro. Go ahead, I'll wait

Mets fans all disappear overnight
Suddenly, Yankees fans everywhere
What did the New York band-wagoners mean by this?

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We coming for that No.1 pick

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>>75940635
I am here...

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>>75937498
>TFW travel day

>>75940428
I don't think we know how to handle anime proper

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>>75940377
>MFW I got to see Johnson - Maddux in 2001

>>75940635
They do the same thing with the Jets and Giants

>>75940673
Lollll

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>>75938652
Exhibit A: >>75940377
Exhibit B: >>75940611

couldn't make it up or bait it any better

>>75940752
How much autism does Greinke have?

>>75940786
not nearly as much as tsudere anti-dodger fans. Greinke channels his autism into pitching, posters like those are just angry with rage and hate.

mucho-very-sad!

>>75938987
I always knew he was a pothead
He continued to let krod be the closer after that blown save against KC last year

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>>75940428
>>75940681
ORIOLES!

Also, I'll see what I can do

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>>75940841

DON'T YOU DARE SUMMON HIM

>>75940786
He can detect autism through paper
He got Cody Bellinger drafted because he "liked how he looked"

Now we have a position player version of grienke in terms of autism

Don't look now but earlier today I filed for a copyright today. Doyers © is now a potentially copyrighted phrase. Just know every time you use that phrase you owe me royalties.

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>>75940931
I'm going to copyright Orange Ducks

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>>75940975

>>75940975
>>75940989
Good luck. Don't be surprised if you don't get it though. I had to fill out quite a bit of stuff to even get the opportunity to copyright. Not even guaranteed to actually get it.

>>75941003
Wait.... You're being serious?

>>75941013
Yes. I actually filed a copyright.

>>75941031
Proof

Anime is gay t b h

>>75941034
Let me get my camera. My papers are back at my work but I think they'll let me in to get them.

>>75941039
Finally someone says it

>>75941039
Traps aren't gay

>>75940931
>doyers

This shitpost falls under the Fair Use doctrine and is not subject to legal action

>>75940336
Pectoral tightness, nothing related to his arm

>>75941068
Well damn that was wasted money. I just wanted to own the rights to the Doyers so I can make some merchandise.

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>>75940820
>MFW the only more autistic people than the anti Dodger fans are the Dodger fans themselves

>>75941046
i kinda hope your being serious

>>75941125
Well according to this guy >>75941068 the term "Doyers" is Fair Use so I guess I just spent a good bit of money filing for something that I'm not going to get. I'll still make merchandise though.

>>75941103
>>75941155
I know a guy over at Poole, Chandler and Goldstein. Let me put you in touch, he's good with financial matters

>>75941155
no, i just meant i want you to go back to work just to get some papers to prove something to a random guy on mlb

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I bet doyer fans literally can't explain the root of their team's name.

>>75941218
i checked wikipedia and they said something about trolley dodgers, not sure what a trolley is
but that was for some team in brooklyn. cant find anything for LA

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>>75941254
Cheeky, ese. You must bang.

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Why is Andrew McCutchen in a Yankees hat?

>>75941467
woah, are those BASED black guys? I can't wait to tell the subreddit

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Our first baseman did it again lads

>>75941467
Find me more retarded autism in a single picture

>>75941766
see
>>75941378

>>75941694
H-H-HIYAI!!

>>75941825
it's "hayai" you stupid motherfucker

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>>75941766

>>75941218
yeah they are named after dodging playoff wins for decades

mest-dbags
>>75941987
>>75941987
>>75941987

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>>75941847
youre a stupid motherfucker

Is a Fatolo an good pitcher?