/hoc/

>>75937376
russia has been playing bretty good, maybe they have a chance against our 4D chess

>sweden's star rookie will never win a cup because he's a laff

Why does Nylander have such a small face? Looks weird as fuck

>3 fucking new threads
Kill yourselves immediately, all of you

>>75937411

Our 4d chess has been a campaign of constant failure.

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Just got back from Publix lads. I picked up their new chimichurri roast beef sandwich. Very nice.

Also picked up a brick of Brie for this week. Very exciting!

>>75937439
russia are shit though
they barely scraped a win against us

>>75937384
I have decided that THIS is the real thread.

>>75937436
This is the real thread, the other one was made by faggot pong fan

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>>75937439
these brothers will win the right games, i have faith in these brothers

>>75937455
good choice

>>75937457
I don't give a shit which one is the """real""" one, just knock it off with that autistic bullshit

>>75937506
triggered that we don't want to use your reddit thread?

kek fucking preds blocked me from buying game 4 tickets to see the ducks cause I'm not from trashville, even their arena is like a fucking subreddit circle jerk. It's not like there's many ducks fans, let alone ones who'd pay for road tickets.

>>75937558

Crapishits do that too, wouldn't let me buy tickets if I had a PA ID

>>75937608
At least when >we beat them all of you can come watch your team at ponda center, probably be 50% penguins fans

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>>75937469
This man right here is the peak performance

>>75937558
ducks arena is empty

go buy tickets there

>>75937637

I've never been to Southern California can I stay with you anon?

>>75937680
I do, who the fuck wouldn't buy 50 buck tickets? That's the perk of having no fans, the tickets are dirt cheap. I've been to 4 games there already.
>>75937688
Sure

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>>75937447

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCoo8JPp4ts

>bashes 4d chessmaster marjamäki's game plan
>completely ignores how well it succeeded and is quiet about it
why is the commentator level so bad in canada?

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Sens are going to lose tonight.

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Well... that went better than expected, only 0:5 with our 2nd tier players against Russia.

>>75937860
why is the commentator level so bad in canada
Because they're Canadians

>>75937941
Wasn't so boring, like SLV or ITA, thank you Latvia.

>>75937558
They have to do that so NBC can keep riding how great their fanbase looks on TV

>>75937987
It'd probably be 75% hawks and 40% blues fans at their arena if they didn't

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For me it's the Ottawa Senators

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JR2dyaXjJAE

>>75938049
I'm genuinely in love with Karlsson. I'm growing my facial hair just like him :3

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How the hell did Binland made it to playoffs?

By browsing /hoc/ I was made to believe they were utterly shit. You baited me, they are actually a solid team, right?

>>75938074
You know what, good for you! :)

>>75938124
9D Chess man

>>75938074

It's well documented that finns can't grow facial hair

>>75938124
memes

>>75938124

I'm more puzzled by Latvia being able to advance. Seems like they have been losing game after game.

Reminder that Ottawa has less actual fans then analslime. Anyone rooting for Ottawa are either butthurt reddit penguins haters or Trudeau cucks

>Scouting The Refs @ScoutingTheRefs
>Sens are 1-9 under ref Chris Rooney over past 2 seasons (regular season + playoffs):

Gary going all out to make sure Pittsburgh makes the finals

>>75938216
Expect Uncle Gary to start getting more and more desperate as the series goes on.

>>75938216
they're not even trying to hide it.

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>>75938210
>Reminder that Ottawa has less actual fans then analslime
As a ducks fan I really doubt this is even possible, there's maybe 3 teams with less fans than >we have

>>75937425
Yeah he look like a garbage pail kid lmao 100 100

Dubs and sens sweep pongs

>>75938327
Yotes, panthers? Thats about all I can think of that would be less than ANA.

>>75938430
Avalanche especially after this season

>>75938430
Anaheim actually has fans they just dont show up till halftime

>>75938430
Hurricane

>>75937680
Good luck getting to the stadium

why is /hoc/ ded?

>>75938502
Is Sweden muslim?

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>>75938430
That anon was surprisingly correct, and there's quite a few teams with less fans than >we have, but it could just be that tourists would be more likely to come see a road game here than in Ottawa since every other game there'd be 50% away fans in >our building.

>>75938502

real hockey is over for today
only meme league now

>>75938512
>above 100%
those fans sure gave it 110%

>>75938512
everyone loves the hawks xD

>>75938512
If the ducks win the cup there will probably be quite a few kongs bandwagoners switching sides though, LA has the least loyal fans ever

>>75938572
This is true. You could move the kongs and their """"""fans"""""" would all fill the ponda. Get rid of the ducks tho and ducks fans just give up.

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>german "humour"

>>75938459
Not their fault it takes 2 hours to go 20 miles.

Hell, I think that's being generous lately.

>>75938534
>real hockey

I'm pretty sure all 4 remaining NHL teams would be able to beat any country's team in the IIHF

>>75937469
tami is based but i wish he would stop that fucking don cherry thing and figure out something of his own

>>75938124
berryhill's coaching is so fucking retarded it is a double minus and thus turns into something greater than us

>>75938858
cringe

>>75938512
I'd gladly buy more lower bowl tickets if there weren't so many damn little kids that don't like hockey that sit there with there with their disinterested parents..

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>>75938858
>#16 Italy: Still the world's greatest Italian-speaking hockey nation

>Switzerland at #6

>>75938929
The people in Anaheim are worse, trust me. They will start talking about "you smoke bud bruh" and then followed by some post they saw on facebook about "drumpf". A lot of them are flips or beans too. The tickets are so cheap sometimes I'll by 2-4 just so I don't have to sit near anyone.

>>75938875
I know m8 its why i live walking distance
>>75938988
>i have autism so i cant sit next to strangers

>>75938932
don't try to act smart

>>75939053
i don't have to act

>>75939050
>it's autism that i can't sit next to strangers

and yet, every single human being on earth would rather have no one next to them on planes, buses, subways, movie theatres, etc.

>>75938917

Berryhill is basically a Finnish Wenger or Antti Muurinen (jonnet ei muista). He's gonna be there for years because he sucks the right cocks and the results are just not horrible enough to cause a total public lynching.

Hävittiin kelle pitiki hävitä.

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>when you got the lead and playing a perfect 1-1-3

>>75939165
they are not alike at all. Muurinen was all about sexy football while Marjamäki is all about defensive structure and low scoring games.

>>75939050
>implying autism is the reason I don't want to sit next to some faggot from OC and have them talk to me about everything but the game

I had no issues sitting next to some laffer fan because he didn't start chatting me up about fucking politics and weed, we mostly talked about Andersen and the actual hockey game. Our crowd blows ass m8, sad, but true.

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Time to send all the salty pong haters back in their holes. Pengs win 5-1

>>75939565
These Satan digits beg to differ

Sens in 4

No Hornqvist, no Hagelin, no shot.
Pongs fall down a salty 0-2 hole tonight.

>>75937558
This make sense though you retard. Hometown fans deserve first dibs

>>75939565
Pongs have a hard time with the 1-3-1, Snes in 4.

>>75939729
>missing murray
>missing 2 of top 6
>missing 2 of top 4
>concussed crosby

if they do win this series, it'd be a really impressive feat

>>75939797
Snes are cursed to winning but ending the series on the road. I say snes in 5 or 7

>>75939803
>this level of damage control from pongs fans

its only game 2 desu

Bobby does hat trick tonight. Dubs confirm

Odds Pittsburgh wins
Evens Ottawa wins

>>75939356
Is it even required to talk to the person next to you?
I've gone to games by myself and never talked to the person on either sides of me. Is small talk bullshit required in today's age?

Evens Ottawa
Odds Pittsburgh

>>75939847
>>75939862
Even Ottawa
Odds Pittsburgh

>>75939847
>>75939871
>>75939862
2/3 its decided then

>>75939871
>>75939862

Even Ottawa
Odd Ottawa
Dubs pongs

>>75939847
>>75939862
>>75939871
Odds are you guys are fucking faggots

>>75939895
buttblasted oiler fans get out

How funny would it be if the pongs got swept in 4 by the snes? Like literally, how funny?

>>75939920
It wouldn't be as funny as the Hawks.
Like it'd be fucking hilarious, but not the most hilarious thing this year. Maybe 3rd or 4th.

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>>75939920
very funny

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>down 0-1
>still like the Snes and can't find any reason to hate them

Am I just a cuck?

Fleury and Crosby are starting to get labeled as chokers if pens don't start winning

>>75940019
Why would you hate a team just because your team is playing them?

Who sufferers a concussion first? Crosby or MacArthur?

why are pongs so triggered at karlsson being better than cuckby?

>>75940043
yeah they have tendency to disappear or flat out choke in the big games. Kessel and Malkin has been leading them in the big games.

>>75940098
agreed. Tonight's game is a big one especially for crosby. He needs to show something.

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>PPG Paints Arena
jfc

>>75940055
>sufferers
How many have you had anon?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNcuvROVSZE live

>>75940178
At least one really bad one. Slipped on some butter.

>>75940092

Better at what? One's the best and most complete player alive and the other is a le scoring meme defender

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>>75940194
>meme defender

Best not say that, anon. You'll trigger the Swedes and Trudeaucucks

>>75940224

They should rename it the Bobby Orr trophy if it goes to the highest scoring defender

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>>75940224
>le never won a hart man

Only reason Karlsson will ever win a hart is because its "his turn" like all the Ottawa """fans"""" say about Doughtys norris

Fuck you Anaheim for trading Bobby Ryan.

>>75940239
>American hockey opinion

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>>75940257

>im wrong better point out the flag of the person blowing me out

4chan is an 18+ website lad

>>75940257
Literally not an argument

>>75940257
>my country is colder so i have a more definitive opinion on ice sports

nice try desu

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>>75940239
true split the award
one for best defenseman
one for defenseman with most points
with the way its judged these days might as well

>>75940299
That way Karlsson can be robbed of two trophies a year.

>>75940253
the last two d who won it are pronger and orr

>>75940299
this is retarded because 3/4 time the best defensemen is the one with most point

they will not change it because some autist think "his" defensemen should win because he hit hard or something

>>75940045
I for one just hate whoever my team is currently playin at the specific moment of each game. Once its over no more hate unless it's a rival or a hated team

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>>75940304
Not really Karlsson is actually legit, and could be in the running for both.
On the other hand it would seperate floppers like subban who leave his teammates out to dry with his antics of a best defenseman award, while subban could gun for d with most points award

>>75940325

Määttä should win it for being the best Finnish boy

PONGS/SNES THREAD

>>75940343
>>75940343
>>75940343

>>75938858
I don't get it pls explain

>>75940299
Totally they should do one for best forward and one for forward with the most points too

>>75940321
So you're saying Karlsson isnt as good as Pronger?

>>75940352
retard
>>75940176
>>75940176
>>75940176

>refs are bought by pittsburgh
>phaneuf charges, leaves his skates and targets Rust's head
>"clean hit guys stop whining"
Oh. And just a reminder? Reddit is also against Pittsburgh.

Makes you think, huh?

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threadly reminder that finland got crushed 5-1 by france

>>75941029
>thinking that wasn't a clean hit
is this ur first hockey game?

>>75939851
It's not required but it'd create an uncomfortable atmosphere if you ignored the guy talking to you, even more than it already is. Some people just talk too much especially if they've been drinking. I never start up conversations myself.

>75941306
go back plebbit

why do reddithawks """"""""""""""""""""""""""""fans"""""""""""""""""""" always bring up rebbit?

How the fuck do the Sens play such boring hockey

>>75942342
because they want to see Kessel SEETHING

>>75942393

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWGbZPx_HPY

Kinda wanna see Mike be petty and pull one of these. Not gonna lie.

And people wonder why iihf tournaments have 100x more viewers than nhl playoffs. this is a fucking shit show of hockey.

im falling sleep here.

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Friendly reminder that the Predditors had NO FANS before April 2017

Sens wins tonight

>>75943251

Lel.

BILL

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REMEMBER THAT BILL IS REDDIT

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I would pay $100 to end the postseason right now and just let cuntsby and shitcunt pens hang on to the cup for another year instead of having to watch it play out again and get sick to my stomach every other night.

No one is going to beat them. I said it last year in the first round, and I feel the exact same way now.

I hate them so fucking much. I hate them like ISIS hates the western world. I need to vent this shit.

I don't think there's a single team more boring than Ottawa in the league.

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>watch game
>so fucking boring

Why couldn't this have happened instead?

>1 shot in 20 minutes

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thanks for a completely boring ass game leastern conference

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>it's a "injured faggy team limps to a Cup win" episode.

Bettman your a huge fag

you're reaching Goodell levels of faggotry now.

>>75943990
>predditors
>entertaining
wow LMFAO

Gonna be a long series unless the pens figure out a way to score early in games. Ottawa doing a great job limiting them so far

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>when your team wins and you can come back to /hoc/

H-hey

>>75944094
Pussy

>>75943990
>dude dump and chase
>dude fire shots from the point and pray for tips
Predditors are fucking boring as hell, worse than the snes trap since they are just upgraded kongs playbook

>>75944080
Limiting themselves as well.

>>75944080
They had some good chances just a couple of post hits and misses.

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>>75944094
feels good

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Why does this handsome guy trigger Alberta so much ?

>just 1 power play for each team
Beautiful. Keep the refs out of it

>>75944184
because he's a scummy piece of shit

>>75944230

Ryan Johansen pls

Will Melnyk put out a hit on Crosby in Ottawa?

penguins goals in first 2 games of a series

round 1
>7
round 2
>9
round 3
>2
why so much anger at the snes?
should they play to the penguins strength? forfeit?

>>75944184
BC hates him too

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>/hoc/ ded after Pengs win

Everytime.

Bill Kessel and friends to the rescue!

Woo! I want imaginary friends like you.

>>75944291
dem lips look useful

>>75944290
No just cucks mad their team isnt here. Sens are doing a fine job and tonight was plenty exciting. Tight game to the finish

didn't watch any of that shitty leastern game tbqh

Hey /hoc/ who's going to win the Memeorial Cup?

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>>75944267
this is neil's last season
he's immune to off ice discipline
he's doing something

Ducks or Preds will win the Cup

Leastern conference is weak af

>>75944290
Can you blame him for wanting to leave a team with no hope for a title contender?

Snes need to win the faceoff battle. Its unironically very important to this series

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>tfw your teams' success triggers this many people

>>75944352
chabot and the sea dogs

>>75944375
what part of the team do you own?

>>75944400

how deep in your anus is the tearing?

>>75944353
Fuck you if Neil tries shit I want Kunitz to literally murder someone

>>75944421
that's a weird answer

>>75944426
>inb4 Sidney Crosby tries something dirty on Clark MacArthur and they both fall and hit each others heads and get concussions.

>>75944362
Monkeypuck doesn't win anymore it's all about speed and puck possession now. Refs call everything now, teams that chimp out just spend the whole game in the box.

kek
https://twitter.com/NHLonNBCSports/status/864305633914433538

Tbh I'd rather play the snes than the pongs. Ducks will shred these cucks

>>75944480
he needs his juicebox and tendies NOWWWWWW

>>75944480
Very frustrating to play ottawa desu.

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>>75944426
just hope ottawa doesn't have an elimination game at home
neil wants to do his celly one more time

>>75944480
Who is he flipping off?

Phaneuf sounds autistic

>>75944527
>phil woke up this morning and just wanted to score a goal
>2 periods of meme trap later, phil reaches his breaking point
>transforms into the giant green incredible bulk,thunders down the ice to hammer in the games lone goal
>still not satisfied

I'd be worried Ottawa, you wouldn't like him when he's hangry

>>75944551

fans that are triggered by the pens

Boucher got horribly outcoached. Guy is a bum.

Sens won a strategic victory at Pittsburgh ; Pittsburgh had trouble scoring and sens defensive line was good except for Karlsson. Offensive line of sens was shitty though tonight. Sens could have scored. They'll be back on fire after this game. Also they made the pens angry that they couldn't score more than once

>>75944584
Naw he's doing a superb job with the group of guys he has. Obviously pens should be the better team but ottawa is rocking and rolling. Got a road W, going back home too so its not a terrible spot to be in

>>75944592

>waiting until theres a minute left in the third period to take a shot

>>75944584
can't blame him for getting a guy that could coach an AHL team into a playoff berth, who also happens to have crosby, malkin, kessel, and kunitz at his disposal
And a spare goalie at any given time

Like, the biggest thing sullivan has done is let the goddamn players play. Simplification is a wonderful thing when you have talent and speed. You don't need to play around weaknesses like some team's. You literally let your gifts do the heavy lifting and make its your opponents issue to deal with them

>>75944605
Like I said offensive line was shitty

>>75944592
>zero quality chances
>""""""Sens could have scored""""""

??

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>>75944480

>>75944601
>with the group of guys he has

This senators team was far better on paper than this penguins team, especially after Schultz and Rust got injured early.

>>75944619
Sens could have scored if they decided to actually go on offense

>>75944613
>and kunitz

Are Sens fans this delusional they just grasp names and use it to make a point? Kunitz is a shitter. All he does is take penelties and miss nets.

>>75944373
Faceoff percentage is maybe the most important stat. Honestly even more important than shits on goal sometimes. You can pull off a meme win with good goaltending against a team that fires a ton of shots. But its pretty rare that a team with lower faceoff percentage wins the game. And if the face offs are 60/40 there's no way you're gonna win.

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Wait I thought Karlsson was good?

>>75944637
It was a game with 0 goals midway through the 3rd, why didn't they take a chance?

>>75944648
>Maatta way up there
Good. Fucking finn faggot literally costing the team game 1

>>75944623
>far better on paper

Ottawa's defence is better but obviously not the team as a whole.

>>75944639
>implying i'm a sens fan

Kunitz is a pretty solid winger, and I was just kind of listing off names.

Point is, boucher is a good coach, but sullivan is better. He really does get young guys to produce above their paygrade and keeps the heavy hitters on even ground and ready to get the job done.

>>75944651
I think they wanted to play physically this game and test Pittsburgh. But they might have also wanted to get the game in OT

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>>75943248
And their fans needed to learn the rules in the 2015 playoffs

>>75944683
This game specifically, Ottawa had the better lineup

>>75944677
He played great. No mistakes on defense and lost count how many times he pushed up to keep the puck in the Sens zone

>>75944677
Ya a noticeably nice game from him and ruwedehl.

>>75943248
>goes to reddit
>steals reddit pic
>calls others reddit

what did you mean by this?

Uhh why the fuck does mike sullivan sound like an autobot during his press conference?

Malkin is winning the Smyffe again

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>duck = Kesler
>dog = Preds

Already fucking pumped fot tomorrow. Lets fucking get it ducks

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>>75944707
I mean Pittsburgh's top 3 lines are way, way deeper than Ottawa and they probably have the best PP lineup in the league.

1-3-1 needs to be banned from hockey.

>>75944818
Preds 4-3 in double ot

>>75944825
Why? It gets destroyed by gooning.

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Is there any Canadian cuisine as delicious as an American Hamburger?

I don't even care that we lost tonight, that game was rife with entertainment value.

>ugliest fuck in the game decides to goon it up right near the end
Seriously, what was Malkin's deal in that faceoff?

>>75944855
Malkin has always been a fucking goon

>>75944818
If you're so fucking pumped why didn't you go to the first two games

>>75944855
Ya I enjoyed it. Classic playoff hockey. Dunno what was goin on with him and turris but he was heated

>>75944854
Hamburgers come from Germany.

>>75944885
I cant afford anything outside necessities desu. Barely make any monies

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>>75944854
Baby Back Ribs.

>>75944873
>calling Malkin a goon
He's a dick. He isn't tough enough to be a goon. funiff is a goon.

>>75944855
>ugliest fuck in the game
Malkin's pretty ugly but the uglist fuck in the game is definitely Lucic.

>>75944888
>leaf wasting trips with an absolutely retarded post

>>75944873
This. Finnish posts are knowledgeable and constructive.

Malkin is indeed a goon but he plays for the Penguins so the league loves him.

>>75944956
>getting mad
>at facts

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hamburger

Place of Origin: Germany

>>75944648
what is this website?

>>75944979
frikadelle is not the same thing as an american hamburger. please don't be stupid

>>75944979
Faggotry. The name comes from hamburg but germany didnt do shit. This is a well known fact. The burger is as american as apple pie

>>75944979
>read article
>origins says Connecticut, USA
uhhh...

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>>75944979
>wikipedia

>>75944979
Noo way hamburger is american. Yuropeepees have nothing to do with it

Can't we all (except for tripfags) just get along? I hate it when we fight.

>>75944988
>>75944648

nvm i'm a idiot

@75945038
No you fag! I HATE all of you!

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>>75944992
>>75945002
>>75945021
>>75945025
>>75945036

When do we play russia?

>>75945038
who is fighting, you bitch?

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>>75945038
>4chan
>doesn't like to fight

Tfw majority of fans whose team loses just close the /sp/ tab instantly and don't want 2 talk about games.

>>75945081
About 10 bongs and 20 bings

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The last digit is how many points bald man will get in this series.

just downloaded 4chanx someone tell me how to filter tripfags pls

>>75945127
Nice

>>75945133
click the little down arrow at the top of their post and use the menu

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why couldn't sens score tonight

sens win game 3 and lose game 4

>>75945148

wew thanks la that was simple

>>75944080
>limiting them so far

If Ottawa manages to win this series the goal post should be MVP.

>>75945170
Had some good chances but very far and few. Need more offensive zone time. If schultz is out a while the pens will probably call on marc streit to step in and that bodes very well for the sens

>>75945127
>7
That's really little.

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I don't want to see any fucking posts about the faggot skoda cup tomorrow OK?
This general is strictly for NHL and its affiliate leagues discussion.

>>75945205
+1

>>75945133
>unironically filtering people

I think reddit is more your speed kid.

>>75945205
Fuck you

>>75945228

na hes right

>swedes lol
>le binland :DD

gets old quick

>>75945243
>>>/trash/

>>75945223
>triptard literally seething at the idea that someone won't be giving him attention

>>75945205
Nhl players involved so it counts

>>75945264
No it doesn't

>>75945205

It's great content for daytime /hoc/. There's only so much you can talk about a one goal match between pens and sens.

Is doc dying or something?

>>75945252
>taking this place so seriously you need to download extensions cause literal names trigger you so much and you need to make them go away to improve muh 4chins and experience
jej how sad

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the cryptkeeper tonight

@75945223
>can't handle the idea of anonymity
>calls others reddit

>>75945299
Waiting for him to jack up kessel

>>75945310
He doesn't have the balls to fuck with Bill

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>>75945310
>Waiting for him to jack up kessel
malkin will get kessel first

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I like this guy better when he played for the Canucks.

>>75945252
>letters arranged into a name triggers you so badly you have to download extra software to have a better 4channer experience
>>75945304
>idea of anonymity
>not realizing that when someone things of anonymity they think of reddit not 4channers

How contrived, sad!

>>75945341
t. Kippers

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>>75945341
Adidas please

Never forget the Ottalol Senators got shut out by a team playing 5 D tonight, most of whom were playing in the AHL earlier this year.

>>75945378
Agree. This needs to come back badly. Orange and black is a meme

Did lundmeme lose the series for the rags or what? The rangers did a phenomenal job solving the sens. Gave up way too many goals

>>75945378
>Battling Disney for the rights to that logo again
Yeah, no.

>>75945403
he was not at his best; pongs show that banging Karlsson around is the best way to shut down Snes

Did Karlsson die after the rangers series? He's easily the worst Sen out there.

>>75945378
You're gonna have to let it go anon. It's been absorbed into the Diss Knee company. They consume all till there is no fun left.

>>75937443
brick of brie
?? a brick?
post a pick, never seen brie in brick form.
this thread could make it yet.

Ducks are winning the cup and nothing you say or do will change this

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>>75945378
the Canadiens new uniform is sure to please!

http://www.strawpoll.me/12976230

Place your puljus

>>75945520

lel cant wait for the choke against the pens.

Yo /hoc/
/f1/ and /tenn/ here tryn to get into this shit.
What team should I follow?
From south US

>>75945549
Nice try shittsburgh. The ducks are not the sharks. You'll soon learn

>>75945531
Ms. Canada gonna be your starting center? Tougher than your defenders, at least.

>>75945559
Tampa Bay. VERY elite

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>>75945431
Um whut?

>>75945559
nashville preds lad. /comfy/ team and fanbase, on the upswing.

>>75945559
Hurricanes. Not very good at the moment but elite young talent

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>>75945580
so elite they missed the playoffs

>>75945559
Well, you can pick
>Ottawa Senators
>Nashville Predators
>Anaheim Ducks
>Pittsburgh Penguins

If you want something proximate to you, then the Ducks or Nashville work. If you dislike Cali, probably Nashville. They've got a decent future ahead of them, and should be fun to watch for the rest of the playoffs. Whereas the Ducks have an okay future, although their best players are a bit older.

>>75945602
Injury plagued. Stammer stays healthy we're right here vs the penguins again

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>>75945599
most people don't have the prerequisite french to really get the nuances of that team though

>>75945580
>>75945599
>recommending teams which won't be playing until October

Hard to get into a team if they're playing golf

>>75945559
Just join the pens army la'
Some of the most dramatic and entertaining hockey you'll see. And current title holders to boot

>>75945616
>m-muh injuries
every team gets injured anon. tranny bay was just not good enough to overcome them like most other teams are able. besides, they've been getting by without stamkos for a while now, not sure why this year it suddenly makes a difference when it didn't before. also,

>we

>>75945608
Experience beats youth but preds win it next year whilst anaheim misses play offs

>>75945628
Not if you like golf. And considering he likes racing and tennis...

Did you know that the Arizona Coyotes were founded because the owners of Crescent Point Energy were jealous of Murray Edwards (of CNRL) for owning the flames?

The yotes are run exclusively by canadians (from coach to GM) and is owned entirely by canadians

>>75945673
And like every other canadian team they are horrible

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>there are people in this thread, right now, that do not like the ultra-comfy skoda cup

>>75945714
Lol. Edmonton Toronto cup in 2 years

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>>75945737
>Toronto cup

>>75945737
Good luck with everyone in edmonton going free agent

>>75945733
Anyone who doesn't like more hockey is a massive fag

>>75945751
>liking amatuer hockey

>>75945769
>He doesn't watch his local u15

>>75945769
Stand by what I said. Fag.

>>75945794
>No you

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>>75945608
>>Nashville Predators

Who do you let go?

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>>75945830
I've been forgetting my pic too often, I think I have Alzheimers

>>75945830

I've let go of all my personal relationships. I exist only for shitposting

>>75945769
>I like the pro league but dislike the sport

>>/r/nfl
>>/r/nba

>>75945844
Deal Eberle and RNH in a package with pulju so someone takes his contract