/heem/

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>M-Maia won!!!

Uhhh, no sweetie.

Herb Dean on MMA Hour

Wonder what he says because Alvarez definitely threw 3 illegal knees and that should have been a Poirier DQ win. I knew that watching live

>>75936961

I love how one sperg(you) has such a huge influence on this general. No one even thinks about the next thread unless your spergy self is present.

using this thread because the anti-op spergs are worse than the op spergs

Maia is P4P most boring fighter

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>>75936961
where are the links SPERG! where are the fucking NEWS!

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING OP!

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desu, the other thread spammer is also sperg op, he usually spams his threads with webms when there is a "competing" thread.

4d chess

So can anyone tell where heem is being raided from or is it just one person?

>>75937077
I don't think even he is that autistic. It's the loser who has gay porn saved on his computer.

>>75937019
wtf he just seems to have changed the meaning of a downed fighter
Apparently it's not hand down, or even fingers down, it's supporting weight. So "if you pulled the hand away, the guy would fall"
That doesn't line up with anything we've experienced, does it?

>>75937091
It's one "person" and most likely it's from /b/

>american /heem/ posters

>>75937077
NotePad has been gone for months, these are impostors

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>>75937091

>>75937041
This isn't usually a problem, just everyone went full autist today and posted images only.

I posted the calendar. If you have news, post it.

Well that was dramatic

>>75937165
>This isn't usually a problem
lmao

Lol imagine being this emotionally invested in 4chan.

>>75937203
Just imagine.

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the welterweight champion of the world, love him or hate him, you HAVE to hespec him

>>75937197
I've seen plenty of threads that just end at 480-490, but thread wars is intermittent depending on the time of day.

It's well-known that /heem/ general is the worst general.

>>75937241
thread wars are damn near constant and they have been for well over a year bud

and /heem/ is the best general, suck a dick bud

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Who is your favorite poster on this friend simulator? I think it's a tough call between Spainsperg and Poland

>>75937262
>best general

I was once banned for making a new /hoc/ thread four posts early. So no, /heem/ is not civilized.

>>75937265
I think you need to get some real life friends

>>75937278
Why are you even here? Go to sherdog homie

>>75937241
Thread wars only happen when the resident losers who want to be identified on here are posting. You're replying to one of them right now.

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>>75937265
poland desu

>>75937265
Coral Spergs because he realized how big of a fuck-up he was and left.

>>75937285
This is an anonymous posting community, please get some real life friends who you can hang out with in person, not words on a screen.

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>>75937308
>anonymous

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>>75937265
>keeping track of /heem/ "personalities"
is there a lower form of existence on this planet?

>>75937305
He got banned you fool
>>75937333
>is there a lower form of existence on this planet?
Yeah, people who buy PPV's

>>75937333
>Yeah, people who buy PPV'
lmaooo

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>>75937340

i wish they would do ppvs at the movies again, that was fun

>>75937348
What's wrong with purchasing PPVs if I can afford it?

>>75937340
>Yeah, people who buy PPV's

poorfag detected

>>75937360
nothing

that's my point bud

>>75937356
When was the last one?
>>75937360
I hope you don't mind supporting Dana's coke and hooker addiction
>>75937370
Tfw free HD ppv's for life, feelsgoodnigga

>>75937360
>could go out to a sports bar and watch for free with people
>could stay home and watch for free on heem.com
>chooses to both stay home alone like a dork AND waste money on the PPV
lmaoing @ u

>>75937305
He on that 30 day ban my man

>>75937380

cain vs werdum was the last one

>>75937386
How much was to watch?

Buy the PPV through a VPN and it can be half the price (or better).

>>75937380
we get it you watch fights by yourself in your basement instead of going out with friends

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>>75937398

a little over regular movie prices

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>>75937303
Im gonna post this oc until somebody reposts it

>>75937402
I thought PPV was same price across board???
>>75937404
We get it, you have mommy and daddies money to spend. Hope you don't mind mowing lawns this summer

>>75937419
gonna go ahead and save it cuz it's made me kek the last few times you posted it

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Despite David Teymur beating Landon Vanatta in a decisive UD with Lando coming off of two very strong performances [nearly KOing the current #1 contender and an incredible spinning back-kick knockout that rivals Barboza-Etim], nobody is hyping Teymur up.

Why is this?

Teymur's proven throughout his UFC career that he's an exciting and highly technical striker, and he showed vastly improved grappling in his most recent outing. He even has his own meme catchphrase to remember him by: "Take care of your underwears, I'm going to fuck you."

Could it be simply because he doesn't speak English very well?

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So, which judge scored this right?

Anyone have old webm of Ariel dancing when he thought nobody was around?

>>75937333
this

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>>75937462

>>75937490

oops, wrong one

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>>75937490
megan olivi got ripped, damn

>>75937340
>Yeah, people who buy PPV's
This might be hard to understand for you but no one sits home alone and watches the UFC.

>>75937419
kill yourself
>>75937422
Nope. I've been using Hong Kong for $25 USD. IMO its cheap enough (after splitting with a few ppl) that its worth it over some free, possibly unreliable stream, but only for cards that are really good.

>>75936984
i had maia ahead but it definitely could have gone either way

>>75937490
Kek, I heemember that. Used to be posted daily

>>75937490
Thank you for this post senpai

>>75937505

I have all the PPVs and all events for 7.50 usd a month.

The perks of the UFC trying to get on your Country

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>>75937503
>This might be hard to understand for you but no one sits home alone and watches the UFC
Every here does

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>>75937516
>>75937528

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why is nobody hyping david teymur up, lads

>>75937503
For 90% of cards I do, all of my friends who watch MMA like to turn it into a drinking thing and honestly I just want to watch and analyse fights in peace. Talking and drinking are distracting af for me

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>>75937541
what a waste

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>>75937570
I'm the same man. But I usually end up inviting people over because I get tired of being alone.

>>75937570

"nah bro, no way this skinny mexican dude is gonna beat conor"

I really hope Gus wins, but it's hard to expect him to. He's chronically injured outside the octagon and he didn't look great against Jan the Can. Plus, the guy really shies away from damage these days, which will hurt him on the scorecards.

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lads

>tfw I never watch UFC events through official means but always tune in to watch Bellator, Rizin, One, Road, M-1, BAMMA, and Titan to support them.

>>75937570
Meme events are fun with people. I wouldn't have watched 211 with anyone other than FightFans, though.

>>75937601
Glover looked like shit against Cannonier, nothing but lay and pray. So much for Muh Mike Tython boxing

>>75937593
Ironically my main dude was repping Diaz and saying he was going to win the entire short build-up to the fight. My 189er brain couldn't comprehend

>>75937623
I'll admit I missed the Cannonier fight. Gus has underrated wrestling, so hopefully he can shrug those off and pick Glover apart.

>>75937621
don't go to a bar with a conor fight going on though.

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>>75937541
>>75937490

She has been juicing pretty hard in the meantime...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7KWiZTuaBg

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haha stepping it up to pumpkins

does UFC have VADA

We should get Steve-O on /heem/

>>75937749
We need black beass here, we shall bless him with dank memes

>>75937548
I like teymur, Hes always in good fights. I knew he was being overlooked because of vannatas meme kick. He just needs to get a win over someone with a big name.

>>75937749
I wonder who the best fighter to have ever lurked here is. Probably some regional can that no one's ever heard about.

Will Bisping fight Romero?

>>75937795
Nah it's me, undefeated in street fights

>>75937795
nope, its me

>>75937795
Brendan Schaub

>>75937795
ronda and the 4 whoreman used to troll here

>>75937705
>not breaking her face with a cheeky elbow

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>>75937795

>>75937795
al iaquinta is actually prediction bro. when he's not training or listing houses he's making calendars and shit

>>75937825
I said best, not worst

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>>75937840

>>75937714
USADA

>>75937825

would you guys let ronda pee on you?

Lads, why the fuck does joe bring on a guest like steve-o and waste all this time talking at him about combat sports (a topic steve-o doesn't have a more-than-casual interest in)? Steve-O probably has a million amazing stories to share what with traveling all around the world with Chris Pontious and his friends, and here we with joe taking him out of his element and talking AT HIM about one of joe's bread-and-butter topics.

>>75937795
Probably Raging Al

>>75937947
i went back to the start and im an hour and 25 mins in, not even one mention of mma yet

>>75937947
Joe will take any chance he can get to tell people how knowledgeable and cool he is. Nobody he brings on the podcast has the balls to tell him he's a narcissist. Except that one time Steven Crowder did.

>>75937967
>Nobody he brings on the podcast has the balls to tell him he's a narcissist.

>Guy invites you to talk on his podcast watched by thousands
>Go in with the mentality of being a complete dick to him

That's not how it works, you don't start shit talking him as a guest

>>75937612
i don't know, those knees didn't seem to bother banana, let alone hurt him

>>75937967
I wouldn't say this is narcissistic behavior, but he could definitely be a better host and make wiser use of his time with each guest.

Lol Steve-O just sitting there completely silent and occasionally piping in with the "
yea dude".

>"Have you ever seen Rumble fight?"
"enghhh....."

lmfao change fucking subjects.

>>75937786
Lando was generating a lot of talk, it should have earned him at least some recognition imo

I think he should fight Leonardo Santos or Rashid Magomedov next, what about you?

>>75937995
I think getting kneed in the head would bother anyone
And the ones to the body are still driving his arm into his gut

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>>75937755
based ragin' al

>>75938047
>I think he should fight Leonardo Santos or Rashid Magomedov next, what about you?

Rashid is probably leaving UFC, his cotnract expired and he said he has better offers from Russia. Santos is fighting OAM on UFC 212.

Wouldn't mind seeing him fight someone like Alan Patrick or Nick Hein.

My filter game is too strong for this sperg

>>75938058
diegos got to retire man

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>>75938108
i have a bestgore account, you raging autist
you aren't impressing anyone

>>75937265
Kenya's fun when he comes around

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>>75938163
>i have a bestgore account

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>>75938058
>Diego's look of rage and biting down on his mouthpiece after he gets dropped
His heart is still in it, but his body can't keep up.

>>75937795
Hoodiegod m8

>>75937795
It's Al

>tfw Cheick stopped coming here

feels bad

R8 my OC tribute to Werdum
https://youtu.be/TmeG3pgBUKA
https://youtu.be/TmeG3pgBUKA

>>75938058
Holy shit, Diego looks like the face of CTE. Hopefully he ist just ugly and has a healthy brain

I'd heem every here after a weekend of cocaine, desu


And go sand blast some hookers afterwards

>>75938261
>sand blast some hookers
Is that the act of doing cocaine out the a stripper's asscrack?

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>>75938100
Nick Hein would be a good showase fight for him. I think Alan Patrick would be a good test of his grappling skills, he dominated Stevie Ray on the ground, iirc.

Bobby Green and Diego Sanchez would be good punching bags for him to show off his striking against.

>>75938245
goof

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x47bqcx_fabricio-werdum-ride-the-tiger_sport

>>75937503
fuck off normie

who is your favorite ufc strawweight?

>>75938306
Yeah it depends what UFC wants to do with him. Maybe reward him with a showcase fight or give a test. I really don't want to see Sanchez fight strikers anymore, he can be a gatekeeper for grappling based fighters because he is still a very good grappler but he gets memed on by good strikers.

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>>75938370
Have a (you)

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>>75938261
>>75938284

>>75938370
None of them weirdo

Yoel Romero -350 favorite over Bisping is a bit much don't you think?

>>75938432
Lines going to drop HARD once the BIG BROWN BREAKDOWN comes out.

>"I went over to Leno's house and told him you should have been doing the car show all along!"

Gee Joe, where do you think he got the money to procure and learn about all those cars?

>>75938447
What happened to Cowboy beating Masdival Mr. BROWN?

>>75938306
t. casual

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This MMA analyst picked Calderwood over Andrade

Then he picked Andrade over Joanna

He REALLY makes you think.

>>75938447
lol CTE Brandon really thinks Bisping is the favorite in this fight. Litterally how?!

>>75938508
It's the CTE bro

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>>75938447
>watching big brown flushdown

When will King Kevin make an appearance to legitimize the podcast?

Could you heem me?

6'2" 245, 16% bf, no martial arts training of any kind but I've been in 4 fistfights in my life.

>>75938526
Low-key as fuck

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>>75938539
nope

>>75938545
how can anyone like him
he has an incredibly shitty personality and he isn't an exciting fighter

>>75938539
lmao I'm 5'9 140 and I could heem you easy

>>75938539
same height but weigh about 50 pounds less than you. If your not a striking savant or land a lucky punch Id say yes

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>>75938556
>how can anyone like him
he has an incredibly shitty personality and he isn't an exciting fighter
>and also is a pull out merchant

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>>75938556
>how can anyone like him
he has an incredibly shitty personality and he isn't an exciting fighter

What's Goo-

>>75938556
Mad cuz ur moms a fan and bought tickets?

What's the best base for mma?

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>>75938614
>Khabib isn't an exciting fighter
if you're a casual

>Khabib has a shitty personality
objectively false

>>75938700
Khabib is literally my least favorite fighter. He is detestable both as a fighter and a human being.

>>75938699
/heem/

Khabib is exciting Maia is boring

Maia won the decision

Masvidal won the fight

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>>75938699
cocaine

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>>75938699
there is no one best base, it's more like there's a top tier of martial arts to choose from
you have to be at least somewhat well-rounded to succeed in high level competition, but you can make any legitimate martial art work if you're good enough

>>75938700
>unrionically flubbing something as simple as a weigh in
fuck him and his kaffir

>>75938744
throwing a couple of meme punches that don't land every round doesn't mean anything, he was worked and embarrassed

>>75938768
I agree. Maia was embarrassingly humping Masvidal. Very sad!

>>75938759
Knight would wreck meme kicker Rodriguez, 1st round submission

>>75938759
damn

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>Skelly/Knight
"The kid"? More like "the lowkey boy", am I right?

>Eddie/Poirier
I don't like Eddie, but I was kinda amazed how he kept on fighting after he was shook so fucking hard. Too bad he fucked up in the end.

>Edgar/Yair
I think if Yair fixed his ground game, he could be a champ, and the most entertaining one.

>Maia/Masvidal
I love Maia's style, even though it not might be the most entertaining to watch for most.

>Jedreyczik/Andrade
WMMA? More like WGAF, am I right, boys? But I gotta say, Adrande has a great chin.

>Miocic/JDS
Both are my boys, but I was happy to see Miocic win. But if his next fight is Ngannou, I can't see Stipe winning.

>>75938768
former LW vs former MW

>>75938539
6'5 235 9% bf. Would heem you with one punch desu

>Roy Nelson

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tsaxxX7PM0

>>75938501
that fucking fat neckbeard picked jessica by decision

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>>75938836
>I don't rate Jason Knight
>or Mike Perry

t.mma """"""""""""journalist"""""""""""" goof

>>75938700
>literally the worst kind of mudslime
>wrestlefucker
>padded record (http://www.punditarena.com/mmaufc/dodonovan/opinion-khabib-nurmagomedovs-mma-record-is-extremely-padded-and-absolutely-baffling/)
>walks around at welterweight size and is horrible at cutting weight but won't go up because his style only works on twinks who are physically weaker than him
>lost to tibau but was gifted the decision to keep the hype train going
>3 fights in four years
>ruined one of the best lightweight fights ever put together by being a fat cake eating fuck
what reasons are there to like khabib exactly? literally his only fans are russians and mudslimes, you remember the 209 embedded where that group of fans came to meet them and literally every single one of them was muslim and they started chanting allahu akbar? lmao

>>75938881
Knight is my low key boy you faggot, I've been following him for years.

>>75938901
For sure since Atlas Fights

>>75938700
Khabib was my boy, but he lost me with his last fuckup. I can't get hyped for my boy when he ducks 3 out of 5 fights.

>>75938901
I meant that they both should be ranked fighters by now, curaku

Who is your least favorite heavyweight in the UFC?

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this qt is claudia gadelha, my mma waifu

say something nice about her

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It's going to disgust me how many plebs jump ship to myboy once he heems Bisp'n

>>75938942
NO

>>75938942
Daniel Omielanczuk

>>75938946
more like RoidHead

>>75938946
For sure since Strikeforce

>>75938960
You too will jump ship, join the team early while you can

>>75938945
>say something nice about her

she doesn't want guns banned

>>75938940
My boy Knigth will be soon enough. Now go pray to jesus and drink vodka with grass in it.

>>75938942
Canada's own Broque Le Snar

>>75938967
Since UFC on FX with Rockhold vs Philopou tbqh

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joanna already back home

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>Go back to the jungle.

Did this cross the line?

>>75938978
he said nice, not retarded

>>75939064
lol

>>75938945
she is a QT

>>75938945
I wouldn't pull out.

>>75939007
wow the weather sure is good back in Poland

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Misogynists BTFO

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>>75939087
She has some special kind of fake teeth, our boy Mickey Gall said so

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>>75939064

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>>75939095
Powerful Joanna has 1/3rd of heems in her division lol

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>>75939007
of course her fiance is some chad

>>75939095
The actual complaint being that WMMA is fucking garbage

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>>75938883
Is there a problem friend?

BISMALLAH

>Stipe, a 33 year old man, unironically walks out to MGK

embarrassing desu

WHO'S THE FAGGOT WITH THE TUBA

>>75939120
it's not though that was the best fight on the card

>>75938942
Jarjis Danho

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>>75938759
>you have to be at least somewhat well-rounded to succeed in high level competition

>>75939095
6? Holy shit, really?

That can't be right

>>75939120
If you didn't enjoy that fight then I feel bad for you.

Having to endure 5 rounds of that boring shit just to see the exciting first round KO of an old man who never learned how to not get himself cornered.

>>75939094
she'll run out of money in miami and be back in poland unless she wants to live with the hotel maids

>>75939180
Knight vs Skelly, Poirier vs Alvarez and Sherman vs Coulter were better, they were actually back and forth, Joanna treated Andrade like a punching bag

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Is this an accurate prediction? I feel like Aldo is a much worse matchup for Max than people think

>>75939202
Well it was the best fight on the main card, which is presumably what he meant

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What was she thinking in this moment?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=aakxOwVPfsQ

>>75939187
ITS not like maia has no striking skills whatsoever

>>75939196
I know someone poor who lives in Miami his studio apartment is over $3,000 a month lol

>>75939202
No they were all shit compared to Joanna. WMMA is almost always the best on any card unironically.

>>75939180
Lol not even close

>>75939194
>if you didn't enjoy some roided hue dyke midget horrifically swinging at air for 25 minutes while a polish goblin pittered pattered stuck and moved on her then you aint a real fight fan!

>>75939223
>No they were all shit compared to Joanna.
Wrong
>WMMA is almost always the best on any card unironically.
Nobody has actually thought this since 2014

>>75939204
I think Aldo memes on Holloway and the featherweight division will go back to being irrelevant for a time being. The champion never actually won the title back and there will be a lack of fresh contenders. Aldo vs Edgar 3 kek.

>>75939204
It will be another Yair Frankie situation...

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>>75939187
maia's good enough defensively on the feet to not get instantly murdered when fighting a guy like Masvidal
he has some knowledge of how to dictate distance in order to not get beat up and quickly close that distance when looking to take the fight to the ground

Khabib is good enough on the feet to heem UFC fighters, even if his striking is wild
He could heem a lot of low level pros without going to the ground at all

>>75939208
Watching Fwonkie splatter Yair's burrito shits all over the octagon was 10x more entertaining

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>>75939250

>>75939250
Yeah seeing Pooair get btfo was great also no doubt.

I also really liked Maia vs Masvidal. The backpack stuff was just hilarious. Thinking of all the haters getting pissed off at the jiu jitsu memes.

what does /heem/ think of royce gracie?

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>>75938883
>being this triggered by a muslim

You must be a Trump supporter.

>>75939288
insane person
roider
right place right time
lost to Sakuraba

>>75939288
The Guy Who Proved Brazilian Jiu Jitsu Is The Best Martial Art In The World

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anybody else care which picks we do this weekend the vote is currently
>5 votes for Bellator 179: Daley vs. MacDonald
&
>4 votes for Invicta FC 23: Porto vs. Niedzwiedz

>>75939355
>she will never kick you in the balls

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>>75939112
>Powerful Joanna has 1/3rd of heems in her division lol

so does powerful paige vanzant

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Brand new for all you crackas on heem

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>>75939391
Powerful Jessica Penne been heemed 1/3rd of the times lel

>>75939401
>there is a possibility that we will have a champion that unironically walks out to Linkin Park

save us Tyron

>>75939416
and by usada

What do you all think about MMA merch? I was considering getting a UFC tee (fighter) but I feel like I'd look like a super douchebag wearing it, although TBQHWYpham, I'd probably only wear it while going to the gym. Would it be super douchey and a waste of money?

>>75937239
Heemspeck

>>75937490
Did she just jizz?

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>>75939427
>there is a possibility that we will have a champion that unironically walks out to Linkin Park
anon...

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>>75939416
JUST

she popped after her last fight too

>"hanging with the boiiiiz"

don't fall for this forced meme by the ufc

King Kevin Bless

>>75939427
There is literally nothing wrong with Linkin Park.

>>75939433
An MMA gym or to lift?

>>75939249
wtf are you talking about? maia got exposed. could barely take down a 155lb journeyman and when he did he couldnt even attempt a submission or throw strikes. he was panic shooting whenever masvidal landed a few strikes. he clearly lost that fight

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>>75939433
That Goober shirt looks okay I'd say

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>>75939468
not worth dignifying with a response
if you actually watched the sport with any regularity, you would know why your comment is retarded

>>75939449
Is it even possible to get a knock out in this division? I watche joanna land a shin to her opponents face on sunday, and it looked like it did no damage.

>>75939489
exactly shut the fuck up you pussy

>>75939491
Out of the 4 TKO's that I remember 3 were pity standing stoppages (Esparza vs Joanna, Penne vs Joanna, Penne vs Andrade) and in 4th it was early stoppage cause Rawlings was defending herself intelligently after getting dropped (Rawling vs VanZant)

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>>75939491
if this had happened in any other division [except Atomweight], Waterson would have been out cold

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>>75939479

>>75939536
>RumbleHeadKickingDC.webm

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>>75939512
lol

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>>75939537
Her eyes look totally different in skelly mode

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>>75939550
>all headkicks are the same

she was moving into it and it landed flush on her chin

>>75939491
no, which is why its fun to watch. if you are tough and just keep moving forward you can win most of the time (KK, Andrade, PVZ)

>>75939536
waterson looked like she got shot for not working fast enough on a cambodian paddy field

both when she was landing and during the choke

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>>75939578

>>75939566
Gabi has no chill, she should had subbed Japanese grandma instead of beating the shit out of her

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>>75939578

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>>75939536
>>75939566
Then how do you explain Romero/Brunson?

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>>75939578
You'll work harder with a gun in your back for a bowl of a rice a day
slave for soldiers till you starve then your head is skewered on a stake

>>75939584
>>75939591
post her falling from the kick/bouncing off the canvas in slow mo, it looks like one of those fake cia isis executions

>>75939537
wishing I was the muffin...

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>>75939610
Hit so hard he literally crapped his pants

>>75939578
>waterson looked like she got shot for not working fast enough on a cambodian paddy field
>cambodians
>wasting bullets on executions
It's like you don't even know history. They made people dig their own graves, then bashed them in the back of the head with shovels before burying them. They couldn't afford to waste bullets on the condemned.

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>>75939591
it would have been so much better if that ref hadn't had his head in the way

i wonder if rose gets off to the memory of choking out her and pvz


>>75939610
didn't get hit in the chin or temple

>>75939584
Brutal. Gotta check out bdsm pornhub.com again, been a long time...

>>75939637
literally says they would walk up to people and shoot them

lmao fucking off yourself while you're at it you fucking smug cunt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=My5p4vk1sog

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>>75939632
Bisping has the same fate, you know when animals get killed they shit themselves?

>>75939649
I think Rose is pretty cool soley for knocking multiple instagram hobbyist tier WMMA fighters down a peg.

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>>75939689
hey
go wipe your ass


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxQTA_Hnde8

>>75939703
Your wrestling lesson is coming soon boi

>>75939095

How many of those 6 were Joanna?

>>75939669
Not my fault you don't read books and only learn about history from incomplete documentaries. The standard killing field process was as I described.

>>75939156

Stipe's walkout song is literally the only thing I dislike about him.

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>a /heem/ poster has almost been seen 600k times now

based hoodieCHAD

>>75939689
these are 12-6 elbows tho right

>>75939740
lol yeah like you'd fucking read a book i pulled up for you on amazon. just admit you were wrong for saying it didn't happen.

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>>75939733
2 of Joanna (Penne, Esparza)
2 of PvZ ( Curran, Rawlings)
1 of Andrade (Penne)

Don't know who has the last one

>>75939755
3-7 tbqh

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>>75938700
>>75938700
>>75938700
>he likes pullout merchants

>>75939733
we've already covered that dipshit read the thread

>>75939756
The orders not to waste bullets came from Pol Pot himself you nonce. That a few soldiers were lazy and went rogue doesn't change that.

>>75939433
I sold my two affliction shirts seven years ago. You're better off not drawing attention like that to yourself.

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>i'm so impressed by andrade
>she's still walking forward, still throwing bombs

the air will never recover from that punishment

>>75939786
Holy fucking shit I make a joke about Michelle Waterson. You slam me for not being historically accurate. It turns out people were shot and yet you're calling me a nonce. Go fuck yourself you fucking zilch.

>>75939761
Casey over Stanciu if I'm not mistaken

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>>75939754
>heems you in thurdteen seconds
>jumps on cage
>flips off your fans and family
>pretends to make it rain
>doesn't give you a rematch

nuttin personel, yeh

>>75939807
just admit you were btfo and move on dude you dont have to keep sperging out

>>75939786
I swear to god i'm fucking raging over you. Coming off like you're well read. I've been reading history books weekly since I was like fucking 9 and I'm 35 now. Fuck you seriously FUCK YOU and everyone like you.

>>75939821
You are acting really autistic.

>>75939821
You are the reason the world will never be a good place. You literally can't admit you were wrong. You have people who were THERE saying it happened, but nope. No fucking shit that's not the only way they were killed, it says it in the "only incomplete documentary i've ever watched." I specifically said shot because that's what it looks like not bashed in the head. Go fuck your fat mother you worthless cum stain on humanity.

>>75937461

>10-9

None of them, shoulda been two 10-8s

I want JJ to go up a division and win but its asking too much. Its just a shame I will never see her be challenged in her prime.

>>75937490
when is she making her MMA debut?

>>75937461
should have been two 10-8s, maybe the 2nd judge is right though

>>75938539

6'3, 185, 12% bf

Been in two fights in my life, one I won by KO and one I got choked out

I guess what I'm saying is that I could heem every here

6'3, 240, fat strong

I get headaches really easily, I would get heemed

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Let's take a look at Max and Aldo's last five fights, and the win streaks their opponents were on at the time, to see who faced tougher opposition

Max:
>Pettis-1
>Lamas-1
>Stephens-1
>Oliviera-4
>Swanson-0

Aldo:
>Edgar-5
>Conor-14
>Mendes-5
>Lamas-4
>Jung-3

Given that Oliviera had his throat explode for no reason, I believe Aldo has consistently faced tougher fighters, however losing to one of them

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does it irritate anyone else when Anik talks about a fighter being "buoyed by the crowd"? he says this all the time

Where the HECK is Spainsperg?

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>>75940024
>however losing to one of them


that's lightly said

>>75938539

6'1", 295. no fucking idea on bf %. Apart from a a little belly fat that can be hidden with a shirt, I'm bretty tank. Thanks mom and dad for wide set shoulders to bulk on.

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>>75940052
IF YOU AIN'T DUTCH YOU AIN'T MUCH

what are some of your favourite Anikisms?

>>75940068
HE JUST ATE ALL OF THAT SHITT

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>>75940068
"Greatest American alive"

>>75940068
beep boop, 001101110101101 kill all humans, hasta la vista baby

>>75937795
I was talking to Ryan Hall at a seminar, I told him the MMA fans on /sp/ love him. He chuckled.

>>75940068
***initiate phony hype protocol bloop blorp***

>>75940080
its Greatest living American you goof, brush up on your Anik knowledge lad

>>75940068
NETTO BEE JAY JAY

>>75940086
i met bj penn at the airport and he said he posts on /heem/ all the time

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>>75940086
I am Gina Carano

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>>75940086
did you enter his guard?

>>75940062

Still landed on Conor more than Eddie did, and probably took less brain damage despite getting heemed cold

>>75940141
Ryan Hall is a lot less meme now. Nowadays his theory is based around top control being everything. Get it, don't lose it, don't sacrifice it to attempt a submission. Pretty practical stuff, good for overall self defense and MMA.

>>75940086
He was an electrical engineering undergrad and a bit of an autist. I could believe this.

STIPE NGANNOU!!!!

>>75940162
Good. He used to be the ryangle and go around the country challenging blackbelts at local tournaments.

Here's a vintage ryan hall: https://youtu.be/X10s_5mOrtw