Chelsea vs Watford Matchthread

PLEASE FROM NOW ON REFER TO CHELSEA FC AS THE CHAMPIONS THANK YOU

forgot about Kenedy desu

>RLC not even on the bench

Is he hurt?

>Holebas in a back 3
The toppest of keks.

>Batshuayi starting

Diego Costa confirmed for china. enter the batshuayi

>>75936321
>Azzar over RLC

>You now remember Pantilimon

>gomes

Always knew Kenedy wasn't going to make it desu, he tried too hard

>>75936355
>name is kenedy
>plays in the position that is back and to the left

:thinking:

>Kenedy
>Chalobah

Makes me happy, would like to see RLC too I guess.

I want Tammy and Andreas Christensen back next season.

how likely are chelsea to win this game?

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you now remember ruud gullit

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CHELSEA YOUTH POTENTIAL RANKINGS

NEW GUARD AKA /ourguys/ TIER
Ake
Christensen

SOCIAL MEDIA TIER
Chalobah
RLC

STEPOVERS AND INJURIES TIER
Zouma
Kenedy

>>75936711
W-what about Traore? he's my negro

Ake to score. Watch lads

>the champions vs a midtable with no chance of relegation

might as well play the reserves of both teams

>>75936711
>Social media tier

You forgot Ola Aina. All he does is wild out on instagram stories.

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>>75936711
What about England's Brave Jamal Blackman?

>>75936689
Hopefully an 8-goal smashing similar to Aston Villa few years back

not liking the amount of black players on the pitch tbqh

>>75936711
What about Baker?

>>75936689
>those players
Depends on how much watford cares

>>75936784
I would prefer to see more Englishmen on the pitch and proper Europeans overall.

As long as they give it their all for the club though I can't really complain.

>>75936321
>The club that won the trophy still plays

I AM DONE WITH THIS "sport".

>>75936784
Most of them were colonized, so they're not really black once they tasted your poison.

is that Alec Baldwin?

>kenedy was on loan at watford this season and could barely make the bench
>now starts against them with the champions

I'm sure this is the only reason he's starting, just as a fuck you to watford for not developing their player better

>>75936784
Do something about it

>>75936866
Although that would be a nice little revenge story, the only reason he didn't make it at Watford was because he got injured really soon into his spell I think.

Don't hurt Hazard please

>>75936383
He's shit, unfortunately

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>that scream

>>75936668
As long as Chalobah gets to play, I'm happy

Why are Watford trying so hard?

>>75936755
Haha that guy was loaned out to a swedish side and was so bad it was laughable

>10 minutes in
>2 yellows

Bravo Madley

Prödl is one wide dude.

>>75936940
nati and nati

adore aké too

stream where

>Hazard visibly limping

This was a terrible idea.

>>75936946

Mazzarri still bitter his memeformation got perfected.

>>75936957
seriously what is it with Swedes and black men?

Just remembered Chalobah reached his career high - so far - when he was at Watford

>>75936755
>Jamal Blackman
It's like being called Negr Negrov.

>>75936977
for fuck sake xui pei

https://soccerstreams.net/streams/7022/chelsea-122_vs_watford-1050

Just watched John Terry's mum again on pornhub

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too many waffles

and one is burned

>>75936946
Mazzarri secretly despises Conte

M glad Capoue finally touched the ball.

God I hate the entire middle section of this crowd. Never ever seen any passion or singing from them. Fucking tourists.

zzzZZzzzz
none of them give a fuck

BIG JOHN

TERRY

TERRRRRYYYYYYY

I think Vialli just came when Terry scored

EBJT CBJT CBJT CBJT CBJT CBJT CBJT CBJT CBJT CBJT CBJT CBJT CBJT CBJT CBJT CBJT CBJT CBJT CBJT CBJT CBJT CBJT CBJT CBJT CBJT CBJT CBJT CBJT CBJT CBJT CBJT CBJT CBJT CBJT CBJT CBJT CBJT CBJT CBJT CBJT CBJT CBJT CBJT CBJT CBJT CBJT CBJT CBJT CBJT CBJT CBJT CBJT CBJT CBJT CBJT CBJT CBJT CBJT CBJT CBJT CBJT CBJT CBJT CBJT CBJT

ENGLANDS BRAVE JOHN TERRY

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TERRY
E
R
R
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good him getting a goal tbqh

CAPTAIN, LEADER, LEGEND

TERRY

;_;

BASED ZOUMA ASSIST

ENGLAND'S BRAVE JOHN TERRY

TERRY TERRY TERRY TERRY TERRY

ENGLANDS BRAVE

>EBJT

HAHAHAHAHA SLIPPY T

mein sides

>EBJT EBJT EBJT EBJT EBJT EBJT EBJT EBJT EBJT EBJT EBJT EBJT EBJT EBJT EBJT EBJT EBJT EBJT EBJT EBJT EBJT EBJT EBJT EBJT EBJT EBJT EBJT EBJT EBJT EBJT EBJT EBJT EBJT EBJT EBJT EBJT EBJT EBJT EBJT EBJT EBJT EBJT EBJT EBJT EBJT EBJT EBJT EBJT EBJT EBJT EBJT EBJT EBJT EBJT EBJT EBJT EBJT EBJT EBJT EBJT EBJT EBJT EBJT EBJT EBJT EBJT EBJT EBJT EBJT EBJT

>terry
ayy lmao

FUCKIN LMAO

John JUST Terry

>Terry
He'll score another

>TERRY

>terry

Ah yes

>Terry

Top kek, couldn't happen to a bigger cunt

wow are you fucking kidding me

MOVE OUT THE WAY CHALOBAH

J U S T

That's a miracle. If you're an atheist after that goal, I pity you.

(Terry's goal, apparently.)

SCOTLAND'S COWARDLY JOHN TERRY

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as a chelsea fan, that was fucking hilarious

Great assist

>chelsea's only english player is fucking shit

REALLY makes one consider things

HE DOESNT GIVE A FUCK

JOHN TERRY IS WONDERFUL

FOOKS SAKE OUTTA THE WAY

>>75937144
Just hide the thread if you hate MMA so much

Retire already

>>75936353
Sosa please

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>>75937156
>chelsea's only english

>>75937177
do you have the whole team?

That wasn't all John's fault. Chalobah was in the way.

>>75937177
>D O O O R

I hope to God Watford get relegated next year.

Absolutely zero personality.

Is Chelshit taking a piss? They should have been reported to the FA for bringing the game into disrepute.

>>75937202
None the less that was an absolute shocker from him.

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>i-it's not his fault
customers BTFO

>>75936321
tfw Watford beat City and we get 4th

Sell Terry

>>75937217
We're not customers, we're plastics.

>yellow
harsh as fuck

You should all show respect to John Terry, he's a british sporting legend who will probably be Sir down the line

>>75937217
>customers
This match doesn't concern Manure

>immediately before the Watford goal, Martin Tyler was going on about Terry being a man for the big occasions
lel

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>The border town of Chiasso

>>75937194
yes, he is the only one on the field

Holy fuck Madley is somehow really good at evaluating penalties, but absolute trash regarding every other decision.

>>75937222
Watford are fucking awful.

>>75937252
Based Madley

Former spurs keeper

Majority of people would give up everything to even live 1/4th of John Terry's career.

Should've played Michy desu

>>75937271
Yeah sort of, but I don't understand how he always get the penalties right while fucking up about 50% of his calls outside the box.

>le cut inside roach

>>75937252
gave a penalty to leicester that was outside the box at the weekend

AZPI

HAIL CESAR HAIL CESAR HAIL CESAR HAIL CESAR HAIL CESAR HAIL CESAR HAIL CESAR HAIL CESAR HAIL CESAR HAIL CESAR HAIL CESAR HAIL CESAR HAIL CESAR HAIL CESAR HAIL CESAR HAIL CESAR HAIL CESAR HAIL CESAR HAIL CESAR HAIL CESAR HAIL CESAR HAIL CESAR HAIL CESAR HAIL CESAR HAIL CESAR HAIL CESAR HAIL CESAR HAIL CESAR HAIL CESAR HAIL CESAR HAIL CESAR HAIL CESAR HAIL CESAR HAIL CESAR HAIL CESAR HAIL CESAR HAIL CESAR HAIL CESAR HAIL CESAR HAIL CESAR

>kisses badge
woop

AZPI AZPI AZPI

AZIPOOLINCUETA

So this.. is the power.. of playing azpilicueta at right back

>conceding to aspie

ENGLAND'S BRAVE AZPILICUETA

DAVE

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Based Aspie

>that little kick

Conte is such a fucking cute

based /asp/ie

>>75937319
motd said it was on the line
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puEMqjrec0I&t=4180s&t=37m15s

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NEXT CAPTAIN RIGHT THERE LADS

Reminder that Azpi is a better RWB than Moses

how do you lads think Conte is in bed?

>>75937035
Thanks Petrovíc

>>75937355
Passionate smile.

>>75937355
Better than Wenger that's for sure

>>75937347
yeah.. but he's better at CB than everyone else at chelsea, better at LB than Alonso, probably better at RW than most the team and I'd probably have him up front as well

>>75937355
always cums first :^)

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>>75937274
>you now remember that time Chelsea gave Cudicini to Tottenham for free just so he could get benched by Gomes and not long after that Chelsea had to play Ross fucking Turnbull in the net because both Čech and Hilario got injured

At least Azpi, Chelshit's best defender, is off to Barcelona next season.

>>75937395
Why do you persist with your F-grade trolling attempts?

>>75937395
lmao

>>75937378
Only if you're a priest.

>>75937344
it was extremely close, watching live it did look like it was in the box

nowhere near as bad as mike dean giving a penalty for a handball that was miles outside the box earlier this season

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Awful movement from Michy, awful pass from Hazard. Nice to see a Chelsea team not giving a fuck is still capable of winning games.

>>75937401
It's true though, check the rumours.

>>75937427
Shut the fuck up upside-down Poland

>>75937427
I mean in general.

You're fucking terrible.

>capoue marking terry for the corner
>terry gives a goal to capoue
literal pottery

>>75937395
Stop embarrassing yourself.

>>75937441
>pottery
Pottery is not what I would call it

embarrassing how quiet it is considering they've just won the league

>>75937486
kek

>azza

>>75937495
I unironucally agree

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Martin Tyler takin the piss out of Tezza

>>75937495
>embarrassing how quiet it is considering they've just won the league

I knew there would a cunt to say this. They literally been chanting all first half.

Some people don't like the truth being told in front of their face I guess.

>>75937515
call me a cunt to my face mate then see what happens

>>75937559
>truth
No, you're an abysmal troll.

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>>75937568

I'll hook ye in the gabber m8

Assuming Costa goes, should 2 strikers be brought in? Because I don't think Batshauyi has what it takes..

And I swear to fucking god if they bring in Lukaku......

>>75937559
You are just shitposter.

>>75937559
Dumb indon you're really embarrassing chelshit this chelshit that

>>75937645
One striker in
Traore gets his chance
Batty stays

This is what I want

>>75937677
You should call in and say this to some poor soul working the phones at SB. Remember to sound as crazy as you can while doing it.

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>post season Yurofuti

sad

BASED SHITPOSTER

Ayyyyy

>bati's collection of clusterfuck goals

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BATTY

MICHY

MICHY

lel look how uncomfortable Terry is pretending to celebrate with a bunch of niggers.

AKE IN

FUCKING OFFSIDE

>score tap in, all courtesy of Ake
>goes on to celebrate on his own first
this makes me angry inside

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>chelshit

what did they win??

>>75937742
I don't doubt he's uncomfortable, but I don't think it's about race. They're these young "hip" social media slaves while he's an aging veteran trying to keep up.

>chelsea """""defending"""""

What the fuck is wrong with this defense

>zums

Based Ake there desu
And then he fucks up defending

This feels like a pre-season game. I love it.

>ake
>good

>>75937777
digits don't lie

>>75937765

None of them are starters besides Azpi.

Based EBJT

>that Terry defending
It's like the Phil Jones one except he doesn't tip his fedora

>it's just football, lad.."

>azpi getting angry

Well this is a new feature

Azpi mad

>conceding two goals at home against Watford

>kanté getting merked

Well this is a new feature

>>75937789
Isn't that webm in the webm hall of fame? It should be.

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All the good guys are being rested for the fa cup

>>75937845

You relize when the injuries and fixtures start piling up next seaosn these are the guys that are gonna get matches

>>75937852

>What is summer transfer market

>Hampions

>>75937845
The FA Cup final is a good 7 days after their last league match. They don't need resting.

>>75937852
Tbf Hazard is currently the worst player on the pitch imo. Absolutely clueless on the ball tonight.

>>75937861

Whose actually been linked to chel$ki

>>75937852
Abramoneyvich will splash the cash this summer don't worry

>>75937869
Morata

>>75937872
Both Manchester clubs will be splashing a lot more cash than Chelsea this summer.

>>75937869
Gareth Bale. That's why he didn't turn up to the WHL farewell ceremony.

>>75937890
Because we don't really need to! They do!

I'm getting increasingly annoyed watching this. Kanté and Hazard, supposedly our best players, are playing like utter mongs.

fuggg that would have been a great goal

Azpi a CUTE!!!

>>75937890
They'been doing that since like 2015 and it sure has been working great for them

>>75937905
Partied too hard.

>>75937905
>our

>>75937905

Nigger you know they're not even really trying right?

>>75937928
>our

>>75937933
Hence why I'm annoyed.

JT is not only the greatest defender in PL history, he is the greatest captain. How many captains have led five PL winning teams?

>azpi with more shots in this game than his whole chelsea career put together

>>75937946
>naming your child 'elegant'

>chelshit

>chelshit

>it was 3-1

>chelshit

JUST FUCK MY PERFECT SEASON UP

EXPOSED

>>75937996
>>75937997
Who won the league last Friday? Can't remember

Wow the defense is joke

>conceding to Watford three times

Based Conte will have to fix the reserves

>>75937946
Rio?

>>75937998
Middlesex county warriors

>This shit B team defending

nigga if watford wins i'll be rich

lmaooooooooo

>letting Watford get some points so they don't put up much of a fight against city

Cheers lads

What a meme game

Zouma is fucking shit

>pacey black man: the academy

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>drawing

>with What-ford

>another nignog

Fuck off Chelsea, this is in fucking shambles. I don't care that >we won the league on friday, there is no excuse for this shitshow.

Chelshit is going to get exposed so hard next season when they have to play more than one match per week. Tonight is a preview of what is going to happen when injuries and suspensions start to kick in.

>>75938022
>Russia
must be nice to not have to bend over backwards for niggers

>>75938035
It's a meaningless game, pre season tier, after they were drunk for a couple of days

>>75938033
>>75938035
Played on Friday, playing again on monday with nothing to play for

>>75938042
Kill yourself Indonesia

>Chelsea can't be bothered to perform for their customers

Okay we get it lads stop defending this awful performance.

>>75938045

Shut the fuck up, asshole, I've been following the season

who makes stupid ass comments like this?
kill your selves with a butter knife

>win the league
>get exposed the next season

Will Chelsea fall into the classic trap?

>>75938043
>projection: the post

>>75937890
Manchester wins the transfer window, Chelsea wins the league

>Zouma

Welcome to the loan army.

>implying Chelsea aren't throwing their remaining matches so that Spurs feel even worse about missing out

>chelsea fans were unironically hyping up ake and zouma as the next GOATs

>drawing with Watford
>contoyes

>>75938044
>>75938045
>pay a bunch of money to watch your favourite team play on a monday night
>"lmao seasons over lads let's just wing it and see what happens"

It's a fucking disgrace and a slap in the face to all the people sitting in the stands.

>>75938066
its true, i am projecting that places like the US and Germany do this.

>>75936321
>Need to finish off a game with a tight defense
>Brings on Fabregas
4-3 Watford

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>watford are unironically dominating chelsea rn

>>75938098
Batshuayi is so damn good

Good on Prödl standing on his feet. Any other player would've gone down like a bitch. Fair fucking play.

wow ABC really desperate

>>75938098
Should have learned how to pick your cotton, you lazy nigger. Go back.

>>75938111
i'll literally headbutt you into next week

>>75938095
They should be grateful to finally see some youth. Anyways, they have had managers who barely attempted to play offensively in some matches so this should be nothing new

>midtable team memeing all over the champions

nice league, shit like this would never happen in Scotland

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I so glad that I'm tripping balls and that this is all a dream...

>>75938119
are you the sad cuck who makes the "holy alliance" threads?

i think you should do 4chan a favour and kill yourself

>>75938022
Neither Ake, Chalobah, or Aina are typical pacey black man. none of them are even wingers or forwards

This is a taster of Chelsea next season

>>75938134
>BOTTOM
>of the mid
I laerfed a bit

>>75938161
Nussing to say, it's a fake result

BASED CESC

Ayyyyy

FABREGAS

Kante is too based

ABC's BTFO

ABC'S BTFO

>>75938161
>goals
plenty of em next year, yup. lel

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>>75938147

MAGIC

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>he doesn't rate willian

apologize

>>75938103
>Americans

>>75938195
No way man, >we've still let Watford score THREE fucking goals on >our own turf.

will they lift the trophy tonight?

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>>75938103
>>75938196

he was half wrong -_-

>>75938205
yes

>this amount of effort to win against >Watford

Simply embarrassing.

>>75938201
The players are probably still drunk

>>75938194
He's fucking shite and at best he should be playing for a midtable team

>>75938205
Last home game, meaning Sunday against Sunderland

>>75938201
you've been posting retarded shit all thread, mate.

>>75937890
Too bad they are inept at it

>>75938218
Nigga it's a friendly

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>>75938218
Arsne. Go to bed.

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>>75938218

>this Indonesian shitposter

Willian>Pedro
Prove me wrong

Kraut BTFO

Pedro is so fast

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>>75938218
You are so fucking mad.

>>75938225
willian to west brom when

>>75938237
Tepid take, bro

Watford chimping out. How pathetic.

>Chimpford

BASED PEDRO WORKING THE OBESE MARKS

>all these niggers chimping the fuck out

jej

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Pedro triggering Watford this hard

kek, based Pedro

>waturd

>>75938238
He's Swedish

Holebas is genuine retard

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Well.. at least it wasn't boring

>>75938251
2 or 3 years after he joins United

>inb4 Chelshit get deducted points for lack of discipline and Tottenham win the league

Nice fireworks.

>UK flags totalling about 10% of posts in here

And you call Man Utd "supporters" customers.

>>75938274
He's Austrian I looked it up

pretty disrepectful doing that with watford players still on the pitch

gomes is a big boy

>>75938292
>getting deducted points for getting fouled on by chimps
That'll be an exciting form of football

>>75938301
t. big Fat Abdul from Oldham who's never been to OT

>>75938315
Wouldn't put it past the FA tbqh

It's been a while since I witnessed 90 points.

>>75938311
for you

>that McDonald's ad

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>>75938301

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They're not going to lift the trophy with another home game remaining are they?

>>75938249
I'm just made because /sp/ is so ridiculously ABA.

>>75938356
They won't. Trophy only next weekend.

Arsenal's invincibles finished with 90 points.

This Chelsea have 90 points with 1 game to spare.

Terry scored 17th season in a row.

>>75938386

The invincibles points total wasn't that impressive, they had a ton of draws

>>75938386
This league is really bad. Chelsea will get rocked in the UCL

>>75938386

Chelsea greatest champions in EPL history confirmed.

>>75938373
Good. I was getting worried when they started popping off the fireworks.

>>75938386
And if Chelsea win against Sunderland >we hold the record for most wins in a single season (30).

>>75938411
Exactly

>>75938422
Also if Chelsea win against Sunderland at home they will have 93 points, 2nd highest total in PL history (Chelsea 04/05 with 95 points is first).

>>75938414
Chelsea got 95 points in 05 and still did fookin nuttin in the CL

>that crown being passed around

Top kek

>>75938386
The Invincibles was impressive because they went unbeaten, not because of the points tally. Chelsea had a higher points tally in 2005.

>>75938335
HATE IT

>>75938386
That Arsenal invincible team will rape this Chelshit team so hard it's not funny.

Kante too humble to where the crown :3

>>75938470
would probably be a draw desu

>>75938470
you mean boring 0-0

>>75938470
>>75938506
They should host a charity game between Arsenal Invincibles and Chelsea record breaking points tally team. Would watch desu

>makele vs viera
>lampard vs gilberto
>terry vs henry
>toure vs drogba

Only awkward part of it would be who to play Ashley Cole..

>>75938470

>Being a an ARSEnal fan

>>75938550
One half per team

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>"he's English, he knows the league, he knows the club"

>>75938218
You are such a bitter, bitter cunt

>>75938441
>Reaching the semis means doing nothing