/trans/

>Chelsea and Belgium striker Michy Batshuayi, 23, could still be on his way out of the club - despite scoring the goal against West Brom which clinched the Premier League title on Friday.
It's a disgrace, a fucking disgrace

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For me, it's Liverpool Futbol Club

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>>75935318
For me, it's Barcelona Sporting Club

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>France needs Benz-
wew

>>75935390
You clearly don't since you have the Greaseman and Giroud's good for country. I don't see what listing other inferior strikers to Benzema adds though.

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>>75935318
for me, it's FC Santos

Hi! Is this where the cool Manchester United fans hang out?

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>>75935390
lost at this

i fucking love /trans/

>>75936007
It's supposed to be "I love /trans/ lads"

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Daily reminder that your club is smalltime

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/manchester-united-set-become-first-10427428

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>>75935299
It's a "West Ham puts in comically small bids for good players and ends up with Nordtveit-tier deadwood"

>>75937359
Jack Colback for 28 million :D

>>75937359
big stadium = big club

also 'the west ham way' makes them an attractive club to play for

>>75938288
They're a London club with no chance of winning trophies. They're basically a Tottenham Hotspur with a bigger stadium (at least until next year).

>>75938378
i'm looking forward to seeing who they end up signing this summer after putting failed £25m bids in for every striker with a rating of 85+ on fifa

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>>75938288
>big stadium = big club
So Queen's Park in Scotland are fucking massive then?

>>75935299
>James Rodriguez

I dont watch la liga, but is he actually good? I feel like there would be a good reason halal arent playing him

glad /epl/ died. Gets rid of the shitters. /trans/, even though patricians are killing /spuh/, is the patricians choice of general.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/General

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patrician

>>75938594
I have a bad feeling /trans/ will fail horribly this summer

Even MOTD threads are fucked

>>75938518
yes

big stadium = big club

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>>75938609
Keep the hope.

I love /trans/ lads.

>tfw exam tomorrow
pray 4 me /trans/

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>>75938609
they'll probably start to pick up in august

or if it looks like a meme transfer is really happening

>>75938625
You're clearly a mong then.

>>75938650
chicken cookie old man calendar lightswitch chav cookie market can water wrench handle billiard guido?

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>>75938642
goud lukc themmark!!

>>75938609
It's been a shit season so people aren't really bothered about MOTD. Next season is an even numbered year so it should be great.

>>75938672
but if you have a big stadium you are by definition a big club

it's all very simple really

>>75938719
thanks based aussie shitposter

how many hundred million pounds sterling will United spend this summer?

>>75938749
>james, kroos, bale, griezmann and mbappe are already confirmed with more to come and contract extensions foor rppney and pogdab with an increase to their wages
gonna be a lot tbhfam

>>75938650
Hen e up date on ??? E mart tin ness ??? ??? Pool situation.

Best i could do

Someone make up an entertaining rumour for me to muse on

>>75939524
kroos to arsenal

>>75939614
Walcott on part exchange

>>75938650
48 hours la', me nan saw him leave the plane

>>75939524
Gasperini to take over for Wenger and to take Belotti with him to Arsenal for 150mln

>>75939643
Gasperini will win the premier league before he retires. Cap this.

>Yeah, because I have to win. You have the titles for tomorrow in the newspaper, you are happy, eh? Yeah? Yeah, sure, definitely.

What did pep mean by this?

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Reminder that the Great Fire Sale of 2016/17 is now on.

>>75939692
sometimes I wonder if he's on drugs

>>75939524

Fernando Torres to Newcastle

Aw yis nigga we back, we out here, and we dem boys.

How do I start rumours that make it to the mainstream media? I want to be a professional irl shitposter.

>>75939745
robertson
maguire
huddlestone
someone will buy grosicki in january if they arent in the top 3

friend in january
gibson
de roon
valdes to city lmao

maybe cattermole
borini
pickford
defoe

>>75939745
For 90% of these players it's like when you see 50% off sale in a shop window and go in to discover it's awful taste damaged clothes in size XS.

Defoe to West Ham
Valdes to Newcastle
Jakupovic to Watford
Maguire to Everton
Kone to Burnley
Gestede to playoff winners
Anichebe to MK Dons
Pienaar to China
Rodwell to Gibraltar

>>75939818
Threadly reminder Forest Echo News is still banned whilst there are still active Isis accounts tweeting about

>>75939745
still amazes me that victor valdes plays for the 2nd worst team in the league desu

Any rumors on which big star is making their move to the MLS?

>>75938650
situation is a dead giveaway

where will terry go?
hopefully bournememe for the memes

>>75939745
I reckon these players will find a PL team:
Andrew Robertson
Harry Maguire
Tom Huddlestone
Ben Gibson
Marten de Roon
Gastón Ramírez
Víctor Valdés
Adama Traoré
Jordan Pickford
Jermain Defoe
Lamine Koné

>>75939937

I think Everton

>>75939937
inb4 terry joins brighton and is the equivalent of rio at QPR as they go straight back down

>James only wants to play for Manure if they make CL
Why not just join City or Chelsea?

>>75939892
I'm hearing Peter Crouch

filtered the new zealand flag

@75939992
Rude

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>>75939745
>Abel Hernandez
>20 goals in Championship
>8 in two Premier League seasons

>>75940042
even dwight fucking gale looks world class in the championship

>>75939937
MLS.

>>75940056
It's just funny to think that he was kind of a meme at one point, because of muh copa america trophy

I'm surprised he didn't go to Inter, they fell for Uruguayan memes like Forlan and Alvaro Pereira

>>75939692
I think he's getting lippy.

>>75940095
kek. they fell for gargano too.

>>75939884
Middlesbrough's defence wasn't even that bad this season, in terms of goals conceded they are in the top half. It's just that they can't score to save their life.

>>75940042
he was dead for most of the PL seasons

Now that the season is over, who was the worst transfer?

Hard mode: No Pogba

>>75940243
It has to be Paul P.

>>75940243
Luis Hernandez managed to be so bad Leicester sold him the window after they signed him.

Most of Boro's signings were absolute rubbish too.

>>75940243
Ibe, obviously

>>75940286
Straight back to La No Defending Liga

>>75940243
Sissoko I'd imagine.

>>75940289
bournemouth need better defenders

they've got the third worst defensive record in the league

>>75940243
Xhaka, Lukas Perez, Mustafi

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>Its an everyone to United transfer window

Fooks sake just fast forward to August

>>75940439
Xhaka seems to be doing better in the new formation. Mustafi was good before he got injured (after he came back he was shit) although, again, the new formation seems to be suiting him. Perez is an expensive bench warmer although he was decent for the few games that he played.

Oh shit /trans/ is back

>>75940243
Sissoko, but honorable mention to Bravo

Who was the best signing of the season?

Hard mode: no Kante

>>75940789
Alonso or Luiz.

>>75940243
Borja Baston or that Imbula guy at Stoke.

Both club record signings, both uttter crap.

>>75940243
Jerome Sinclair was pretty funny desu, cant complain with £4 million though.

>>75940243
Januzaj, he was obviously over-hyped, but looking beyond that, im not sure what happened to the lad, hes just gone backwards ever since that first season

>>75940789
Llorente, Mane, Ibra, Joey Barton

>>75940789
Unironically Zlatan

too bad for Man Utd he's leaving for LAFC next year

>>75940118
wew

Gargano was in the legendary final (before the team went down to the 4th tier) Parma side in Serie A

>>75940789
Probably Ibra. Rob Holding was a bargain though, it's strange because Wenger hasn't signed a good defender since Sol Campbell.

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This game.

>>75940789
alonso

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>>75935299
>Real Madrid and Colombia midfielder James Rodriguez, 25, will only sign for Manchester United if they qualify for the Champions League. (Don Balon, via Daily Express)

Who /lifelong/ here?

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>>75935419
>Estonia
Well if we're gonna play that game, then for me, it's Parnu Linnameeskond.

>>75944251
/lifelong/ for 2 weeks here
>inb4 underage b&

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>>75935390
>tfw no benzama

Will Lestah keep Mahrez?

>>75938650
Hen-E Up Dates On Chav E Mart Tin (EZ?) () Lever-Pool Situation?

I know what it's meant to say but what's with the loch-ness monster and wrench?

>>75946619
He goes to Chelsea or Tottenham if you ask me

>>75935390
>Gameiro
>Modeste
>Giroo
>Ben arfa
>Coquelin
>current year

boi the way you display them on the field just shows how badly you understand footy

>>75946630
Not after that penalty lol, lucky if he gets an offer from Everton or anything better

>>75946630
Mahrez going to Chelsea to sit on the bench when they already have Willian and probably Pedro on the bench next season?

>>75936710
Watch as you fuck up the Europa League, pay Adidas their quarter billion dollar penalty, pay another quarter billion on meme frauds like Dabman and find yourself in the championship a decade later, paki fuck

>>75939745
Maybe Fischer will finally get some fucking playing time when ramirez and negredo leave

>>75940243
Gündogan

came to City only to be long time injured again

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How do we fix this shit?

>>75940243
Claudio Bravo

>>75946722
wait another 5000 years for the meme magic to replenish

>>75946817
Nah, they'll win a league cup before that

Any updates on the Javi Martinez to Liverpool situation?

>>75940789
Wanyama

What is the Top 4 situation?

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So can anybody give me a rundown on how Brighton will do in the Premiere League? Will they suck?

>>75946871
>Will they suck?
they already do lmao

Reminder that pep has had his worst league finish since 2005-06 when he was still a player

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>>75935299
who /carvery/ here

>>75946901
3rd sounds like a tragedy

>>75946901
>>75946994
Between Arsenal, Liverpool and Pep, I don't know who will be funniest to see finish in 5th

>>75946998
Liverpool slipped hard but are only a win away realistically from getting 4th with their last game against already relegated Middlesbrough and Man City fucked Watford and West Brom last time they played them. Arsenal has 5th pretty much locked up.

I MISSED YOU LADS

LIFE NEVER FELT SO EMPTY, NEVER LEAVE ME AGAIN

>>75947022
Give me a quickrun down on the possible scenarios

>>75947044
Liverpool don't get fucked 8-1 by boro, they are in the CL next season

Arsenal don't beat Everton, they are 5th

>>75947072
If Pool win and Arsenal win?

>>75947078
Then City need to beat either Watford or West Brom to finish above Arsenal on GD. Beat them both and they finish 3rd above Liverpool. (This assumes Arsenal don't get Moyesed tonight)

>>75947083
I don't know who I want get 5th.
But I definitely want Ajax to win the EL.

Any updates on the Javi Martinez to Liverpool situation?

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>>75946939
la'...

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>Not content with dashing Atlético Madrid’s Champions League hopes every season, just because it’s funny to make them cry, now Real Madrid want to nab their most prized asset. They’re casting haughty glances towards Antoine Griezmann and couldn’t care less about what the neighbours think of them, because this is what entitlement does to the soul, although any move for the French striker depends on whether Tottenham reject Gareth Bale leaves Real.

It’s all set up for another busy summer of comings and goings at the Bernabéu, although not everyone’s enamoured with the idea of spending pre-season unsettling rival clubs. Isco, for instance, has found that he rather likes playing every week and is therefore urging Real not to make a move for Chelsea’s Eden Hazard. The Spanish midfielder doesn’t want to go the way of James Rodríguez, who will be allowed to join Manchester United if Ed Woodward stumps up at least £63m.

>A mystery club has made a £68m bid for Monaco’s Kylian Mbappé. It could be United, it could be City, it could be Real. It could even be Sunderland. Or Forest Green Rovers. It’s probably not Arsenal, though. Speaking of hot young talents, Huddersfield Town want to sign Chelsea’s Izzy Brown on a permanent basis. Oh, and Manchester City like the look of Milan’s goalkeeping ace Gianluigi Donnarumma.

Everton have decided that Manuel Lanzini is the man to add crucial creative
flair to their midfield. That move to the London Stadium continues to go to plan for West Ham, then. Not to worry, though, Gokhan Tore will be fit soon. Elsewhere on Merseyside, Liverpool have slapped a £30m price tag on defensive misfit Mamadou Sakho. Crystal Palace are wondering whether they can afford that fee for the centre-back, who’s excelled on loan at Selhurst Park, and if they do conclude that Sakho’s worth the money, Liverpool will use the cash to sign either Burnley’s Michael Keane or Southampton’s Virgil van Dijk.

>>75947140
>30 million pound for Sakho

>>75947090
>>75946998
>Man U win EL
>Man City finish 5th
>Everyone except pep goes to CL
That will be the funniest thing

>>75947219
Mou and Pep not making CL and duking it out in the EL would be the funniest thing

>tfw /trans/ it back

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ma3plqHb-4Y

>>75947140
I really really like this cheeky style of writing.

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>>75947099
>implying that i don't have all of them

gotta step up your game la

>>75947287
>https://www.theguardian.com/football/series/rumourmill
Don't mind the lovylefty stuff around it, Guardian's football coverage is great

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>>75947298
>implying I'm not the one that made all those

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Will neymar go to united?

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>>75947406
rumour uma delicia

>>75947406
Depends on United's snapchat game this summer.

>>75947388
i know, that is why i'm telling you to make more

So are united just trying to become a shitty version of the Galacticos?

Who's the next failed meme player they'll overpay for

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Is this the new comfiest club in English league football?

>>75947233
This

Especially after Mou and Pep already spent a ridiculous amount of money and will spend even more next summer

After all the Wenger out stuff it'll be hilarious if he finishes above pep and mourinho and somehow gets 4th again

>>75947497
Depends if shoveling cow shit on your pitch and serving only vegan food is comfy to you

>>75947493
Apparently James. I have no idea how they'd even line up with him, it would most likely give their record transfer more defensive duties.

>>75947532
Excellent

Especially with De Gea leaving

James won't be going to United

>>75947631
Source

>>75947640
Common sense

>>75947644
>Common sense
>United
They'd spunk money at any big player to get those facebook likes

>>75947651
They will get a big player but it won't be James

>>75947651
>inb4 Zuckerberg up front for 12 million

When does Manolas get linked with United?

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>>75947497
>forest green rovers
>they are not roving in the green forest

>>75947677
pretty sure he got linked last summer

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>>75947651
>big player
It would be extremely expensive

>>75947662
But who

>>75947694
Yeah but there was something to do with his old club like they get a decent % if sold last year but now its ran out and his current club get all the money.
Idk but I'm pretty sure that's why nothing was mentioned about him again, shame because United needed him

>>75947705
Endless suggestions to who they could try and sign with the amount of changes the squad needs tbf

Only 8 sleeps till United win the Europa league

>>75947715
Talking realistically though, I wouldn't say there is an endless list of big name players they could buy next window. James gets linked because he's on his way out, Greaseman because he has a release clause. Not heard any other solid links.

>>75947705

Pookaku

>>75947732
Is James a big name though? He's been a rm bencher this season. It's not like signing Griezman who is a big name and a star player

>>75947777
checkd but in all seriousness, kill you're self

Veratti/Kroos to United WHEN?

>>75947782
you can bet your ass there will be a massive media hype train if it is true

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>>75947809
>Veratti
Going to Juve la'

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>>75947523
Yeah bullshit of course but comfy little village team though. Imagine living here and walking 5 minutes to the ground.

>>75947782
He would be a big name right now if he hadn't chosen to go and waste his talent at Real of all clubs.

>>75947835
Ifs, buts and coconuts m8

>>75946628

chav e mart tin ness (loch ness)

>>75947835
What does that even mean? He was the only 10 when he joined, James didn't know his meme postion would finally be axed.

>>75947840
I know I'm just criticising his career choices.

>>75947852
It was quite a step up from Portuguese/French league to the one club who will readily throw any amount of money at the next flavour of the month, able to buy anyone in the world who doesn't play for Barcelona. You join Real Madrid knowing you've got to perform world class or you're either going to be replaced in the next transfer window or they'll change the system to put someone else in.

He should have gone to a top club in England/Germany/Italy first rather than straight to Real or Barca.

>>75947824

I thought he was more of a Milan cuck

Think I have fleas

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>>75946871
Relegated by next year.
>>75947777
don't ever post here again

>>75947884
Nah, he's literally a Juve /lifelong/ costumer. Not that it matters nowadays but still

>>75947893
Like Mellberg beard fleas or shagging dogs fleas?

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>>75947884
>implying the Milan clubs will sign anything but has-beens in the foreseeable future

>>75947938
MLS Milan team when?

>>75947938

Could see Aubaynamgang going to AC desu. Could also see Hamez going to inter

>>75940243
Gabagool

>>75947938

Milan clbs are the only ones worth caring about in Shitaly desu

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>Arsenal away tonight
Why hasn't this season been ceased yet?

>>75948122

It's basically over. If you're still watching without having money on then you're a masochist.

>>75948122
Only worthwhile things that are left to watch is Serie A for the battle for the European spots and the EL and CL finals

>>75948143
>EL
No-one cares about who is crowned the 17th best club in Europe.

>>75948122
>Moyes

>>75947824
Tolisso to Juve hopefully if Genesio stays in Lyon

>>75948143
Celta Vigo might still spring a surprise and make La Liga interesting

>>75948143
Don't forget the Championship play-offs

>>75939853
why valdes to newcastle?

they already have a good upcoming keeper and krul.


pls gibe rafa money ashley

>>75948262

Krul is dead senpai

the following city players might play somewhere else next season -

Jesús Navas, Willy Caballero, Gaël Clichy, Bacary Sagna, Yaya Touré, Kelechi Iheanacho, Wilfried Bony, Samir Nasri, Jason Denayer, Joe Hart

>>75949142
Someone will get Ian Nacho for a steal, something like a few million. Poop has a new BR boytoy to give all the minutes too.

>>75949142
>getting rid of Nacho
Seriously why? He seems to be one of the better talents they've got

>>75949202
>>75949224
im guessing nacho will do a loan

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/trans/ is back

thank you jesus

gonna be stuffed with customers though with these james and greaseman rumours

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>There is a timeline that both mouyes and poop are in the europa league next season

>>75949259
Like the mou/pogba one last summer wasn't?

>>75947381
*some of the Guardian's football coverage is great

Some of the pundits, Louise Taylor for instance, clearly don't even go to the games they comment on

>>75947777
Durham are complete trash, I saw them get beaten 9-0 by Newcastle reserves a while ago

>>75947777
What a bizarre selection of sides, that wouldn't even be the best north-east league.

>>75949202
>>75949224
Ian Nacho is a good striker and has a lot of potential, but he is nowhere near the level of the boy Jesus (maybe in the future, but definitely not now). Getting permabenched will only stagnate his development, so he'll likely go on loan to a decent /bundes/ team.

>Chelsea winger Christian Atsu has agreed terms on a permanent switch to Newcastle.
>The Ghana international will sign a four-year deal at St James' Park and join the Magpies for £6.2m.

>>75949522
Nice, he was decent off the bench

>>75949522
>signed for Chelsea in late 2013 for £3.5M
>played a grand total of 0 times

>>75949522

Pretty pleased with that, he's looked lively. 6m is nothing these days.

>>75949522
>chelsea sell Atsu for 6.2m
>city sells nolito for 3.4
>the city of manchester

>>75949626
lmao forgot all about nolito

>you now remember the algerian shitty bandwagoner hyping him up as the signing of the season

>>75949672
What happened to him? I've noticed a Dutch poster who bandwagons Chelsea recently, do you reckon he's switched teams?

>>75949685
he complains about poop on reddit

reddit.com/user/anonymouse4chan/

>>75949142
Ian macho will go to Liverpool and be the 2nd Daniel sturridge

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Conte's wife was crying during the "Antonioooo!" chants at Stamford Bridge yesterday.

Why?

>>75939853
Why do Newcastle always get linked with goalkeepers? I know you're not some official source, but it's always the same. It was bizarre enough that >we even bought Selz, he was completely unneeded. Darlow, Elliot, Krul and Woodman are more than enough.

>>75949984
she only just realises they won the league and she'll be stuck over here for another year

>>75940243
Claudio Bravo.

>>75946642
>MUH POSITIONS

>>75935390
Are these supposed to be ordered from left to right in terms of how good the teams are?

>>75949984
she was saying boo-urns

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>>75935299
Oh boy, are we actually back again?

>>75936007
I love Brazil, lads.

>>75938594
I have stopped posting in /epl/ in '17. Apparently they died. lmao wat.

>>75938609
We just gotta wait and see. Last year wasn't all too bad, innit.
>Even MOTD threads are fucked
I noticed this. What the fuck happened? s m h. By the way, the answer is the mods.

>>75939524
Javi Martinez to Liverpool. Me mate fitizen has them inside infos.

>>75949984
Have you seen how empty Italian stadiums are? She's never seen such quality fans like our lot before first hand.

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>>75949370
True, at least football Weekly is still comfy

>>75949370

Louise Taylor is total shit. She's going to spend all next year slating Newcastle because nobody else in the north east is relevant .

>>75938565
>dont watch la liga, but is he actually good?
No. He is slow,lazy as fuck,has no work
ethic and he is just good for set pieces and crosses

>>75947381
Eh just ignore the weird angry vegan columnists and most of the Guardian's output is good fullstop

>tfw completely forgot City were playing tonight, and got on a tram heading towards the Etihad, instead of waiting a few more minutes to get a different tram

>>75950661

I love trams lads

>>75950711
They're alright. Cleaner and smell better than busses at least. But I should have waited a few minutes and gotten the one towards Bury, then changed at Victoria, instead of changing at St Peter's Square from the one heading towards the Etihad.

transfers

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>>75950711

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*wonders what his next club will be*

>>75950661
what did he mean by this?

>>75950889
arsenal la

>>75950889
would make a great england manager 2bh

>>75950889
Stoke

>>75951044
One of the greatest injustices of the century.
I hope Southgate fails miserably and the FA have to come crawling back.

I wonder if Stoke are gonna buy a bunch of meme players from years ago like Carlos Fierra or Lucas Romero

>moyes is calling for jermaine defoe to be an OBE
>everyone has quietly forgotten that embarrassing job advert defoe published

>>75951096
>get caught on camera trying to defraud the transfer system
>injustice
You are fucking deluded.

>>75951128
don't forget eder alvarez balanta and humam tariq

but seriously tho, they will buy jese

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>>75946722
???????????????????????

Have you been living under a spider?

This son of a bitch right here has a great record and he will win the Champions League in two years. He was the one to recognize that Okazaki was the catalyst for wining every time. Sadly, our nip got injured and couldn't play against Atletico for more than 40 minutes total (lucky them).

>>75951261
>he will win the Champions League in two years
Fucking lol.

Leicester have zero squad depth. No way in hell are they even going to get top 4 again.

>>75951128
Gotze will play for Stoke in two years time

cap this

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>>75951289
>No way in hell are they even going to get top 4 again
Well, that's a screenshot

>>75950933
The tram was too full. On top of people going home from work, there were City fans heading towards the stadium.

>>75951128
Viktor Fischer definitely.
His last stop before finishing out his career at Heerenveen.

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>>75951303

What game are we watching lads?
Arsenal v Sunderland or Citeh v Best Brom?

>>75951368
Neither, too busy making up transfer rumours and tweeting them at the Sun

>>75951368
reading v fulham

------------------Bravo
Love----Djilobodji---Lescott---McNair
------------Imbula----Gundogar
-----Sissoko-----Borja-------Ibe
----------------------Zaza
yeah?

>>75949522
>>75949545
team of the tournament for bot CAF tournaments though

>>75951407

This will be the best game of the night desu

AL-HABSI IN NETS

ALCARAZ DEFENCE

>>75951368
Too busy preparing a presentation

>>75951299
I want to believe. The >shaw-Astronaut-Götze duo will be unstoppable.

>>75950889
German NT

>>75951401
>>75951401

on two separate occasions roberto martinez thought 'yes, antolin alcaraz will improve our defence, i'll sign him'

SHAUN MALONEY MIDFIELD

>>75951704
on a similar note, I'm getting wiganesque vibes from mememouth

>>75951752
eddie "ibe for £15m? yeah why not" howe

i wonder how much they'll buy trent alexander-arnold for this summer

>>75935390
>No Mbapmeme

>>75951810
they need better defenders fast

they're the inverse middlesbrough: can score for fun but can't defend for shit

SUPER KONE UP FRONT

Apparently Zakaria and BMG have reached an agreement

Well that's Pickford's value gone up by another £10m.

Le irc army strikes again

>>75949142
Zabaleta agreed to join West Ham already, right?

>>75951660
>>75951678
>>75951728
>>75951986
good wiggle lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvQk1hjwx58

Diskerud to the premier league when?

*dabs*

>>75951810
Klopp likes Alexander Arnold I doubt he'd sell him

>>75951261
Need an Okazaki replacement, Mahrez and Schimicheal is on thin ice, Dare I say, is the meme dead

>>75951678
Uni od. Job.

>>75940243
Xhaka or Bravo

Why would Spurs players leave a club going fowards to join a club going backwards?

>>75965303
The question is, are Spurs actually going forward? or did they simply regress less than the rest of the league?

>>75965332
Spurs are playing better football than United, the league hasn't regressed that much. That argument could be made last year but not this year.

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>>75965303
£

Spurs players get paid fuck all

>>75965303
money and the chance to actually win something

>The Mill has decided that it does not want an answer from Arsène Wenger any more. There was a while there where we thought it would be helpful if the man who has been in charge of Arsenal since the last century would let us know for how much longer he planned to stay, but now the Mill thinks it would admire him more if he continued to deflect questions about his future and resolved to never, ever make make any definitive public announcement about it.

When he decides it is time for him to leave, Wenger should say nothing, just slip out the back door under the cover of a giant sleeping-bag coat and quietly amble off over the horizon. At some point fans will realise that he is not coming back.

>In the months that follow there will be reported sightings of him having a kickabout in a tie-dye shirt on a beach in Morocco or whooping it up on a Japanese roller-coaster with Abou Diaby. There will be fake Twitter accounts claiming to chronicle his new life as a coach in China or a tree surgeon in Borris-in-Ossory. But nothing will be confirmed and, after a while, the same people who travel to remote places just to hold up WENGER OUT signs will organise expeditions to track down their former manager to ask him how he is and does he miss them?

With a bit of luck they will not find him. But on soft days when the air is still they will sense his presence, almost feel him looking at them, smiling from the corner of his mouth and saying: “That is a little bit the problem of modern society, everybody wants answers. When you are experienced and really focused, you know that what is important is to answer yourself.” And then like that – pffft! – he’ll be gone again.

>In the meantime, here’s some talk of other comings-and-goings at Arsenal.

Firstly, there are murmurings that Laurent Koscielny will leave the club this summer in response to ardent wooing by Marseille. David Ospina is also tipped to leave, possibly to Turkey. Inward-bound, meanwhile, could be a pair of strikers: Alexandre Lacazette from Lyon and Tammy Abraham from Chelsea via Bristol City. And if Wenger does leave, he will not be replaced by Monaco’s Leonardo Jardim – at least not if Internazionale have anything to do with it, because the Italian club have made Jardim their top target after making no progress in their bid to prise Antonio Conte from Chelsea.

>And the first thing Conte will do at Chelsea this summer is sign Virgil van Dijk from Southampton, perhaps even awarding the Dutchman John Terry’s old parking space once the 36-year-old has taken his motor and steered it towards Swansea, where Paul Clement is waiting with a warm and capacious garage.

Another captain set to leave a club he won the title with it is Wes Morgan, who may be lured from Leicester to Newcastle by Rafa Benítez. Leicester will then fill the sizeable gap in their defence by rescuing Harry Maguire from Hull City.

>Manchester United also want a new centreback, and a very familiar one: word is they’ll pay up to £25m to re-sign Michael Keane from Burnley, to whom they sold him him for not much two-and-a-half years ago.

Meanwhile back at Chelsea, Conte intends following up his capture of Van Dijk by duking it out with Manchester City for the services of Kyle Walker.

>West Ham will offer a new home to Pablo Zabaleta – West Ham and new homes always hit it off straight away. And finally, Liverpool, Manchester United and Real Madrid are all set to be disappointed by Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang, who will snub enquires from all of Europe’s elite in order to explore the heritage, art and culture of China, where one club is offering him a salary of £800,000 per week.

>>75965550
Winning 2nd tier cups playing boring football while the club feeds Pogba and Ibra's ego? Man United care more about marketing there players than they do winning nowadays.

>>75965581
winning shitty second rate cups is still better than winning nothing

>>75935299
http://metro.co.uk/2017/05/16/manchester-united-set-to-seal-25-million-michael-keane-transfer-6642539/

Greizmann next ABU scum

TODAY'S BULLSHIT:

>Real Madrid forward Gareth Bale, 27, could be set for a Premier League return with Manchester United this summer. (Talksport)

Wales international Bale would prefer to move to Old Trafford rather than re-joining Tottenham or champions Chelsea. (Diariogol)

>Manchester United are set to re-sign 24-year-old defender Michael Keane from Burnley in a £25m deal this summer. (Daily Mail)

Southampton defender Virgil van Dijk, 25 is one of Chelsea's primary summer targets, with manager Antonio Conte set to spend more than £200m on at least six new signings. (Independent)

>Claude Puel is receiving no reassurances about his future at Southampton ahead of next week's end-of-season review after which a final decision will be made about the first-team manager. (Daily Telegraph)

Leicester will bid for 24-year-old Hull centre-back Harry Maguire, amid strong interest from promoted Newcastle in their captain Wes Morgan, 33. (Daily Mirror)

>Arsenal want to sign Chelsea striker Tammy Abraham, 19. The England Under-21 international scored 23 goals while on loan at Bristol City this season. (Sun)

Everton are exploring whether or not to sign Las Palmas central defender Mauricio Lemos, 21, as part of a summer spend that could top £75m. (Daily Telegraph)

>Bournemouth are prepared to offer Chelsea defender John Terry, 36, a two-year contract to ensure he continues playing next season. (Daily Mail)

Swansea City are also keen on signing Chelsea captain Terry. (Daily Express)

>The Toffees will seek £50m for Ross Barkley if the midfielder refuses to commit his future to the club before manager Ronald Koeman's end-of-season deadline. (The Times)

Francesco Totti is considering a move to the United States to join former team-mate Alessandro Nesta at NASL club Miami FC. The 40-year-old's 25-year Roma career comes to an end in two weeks. (Calciomercato)

>Arsenal goalkeeper David Ospina, 28, has revealed he is looking to leave the Gunners. (Fanatik)

>>75965825 continued:

Ruben Loftus-Cheek will demand a loan move away from Chelsea because the 21-year-old midfielder has grown disillusioned with the limited opportunities he has been given by Antonio Conte this season. (The Times)

>Real Madrid will beat Manchester United to the signing of 18-year-old Monaco forward Kylian Mbappe, which could pave the way for Chelsea to sign striker Alvaro Morata, 24, from the La Liga giants. (Don Balon)

Chelsea will rival Manchester City for Tottenham defender Kyle Walker and could pay up to £40m for the 26-year-old. (Daily Mirror)

>Crystal Palace chairman Steve Parish says the Eagles will enter negotiations with Liverpool for defender Mamadou Sakho, 27. (Holmesdale Radio)

Lyon chairman Jean-Michel Aulas says Arsenal and Liverpool target Alexandre Lacazette could be allowed to leave this summer. The 25-year-old striker has scored 26 Ligue 1 goals this season. (Liverpool Echo)

>The stepfather of Real Madrid playmaker James Rodriguez, a target for Manchester United, says he would prefer the 25-year-old to be "a starting player in a different team than being a substitute at Real Madrid". (Cadena SER)

Newcastle have agreed a fee with Chelsea for 25-year-old midfielder Christian Atsu, who spent this season on loan at St James' Park. (Guardian)

>Midfielder Dele Alli, 21, says he cannot guarantee where he will be next season, but "can't see many better places" than Tottenham. (Sky Sports)

Former Spurs boss Martin Jol says England international Alli is "not far off a £100m player". (football.london)

>Defender Pablo Zabaleta, 32, will join West Ham on a free transfer when he leaves Manchester City at the end of the season. (TYCSports)

>>75965833 continued (there's a lot of trash today):

Tottenham are tracking 23-year-old Freiburg forward Maximilian Philipp. (Kicker, via Talksport)

>Borussia Dortmund forward Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang, 27, has been offered more than £800,000 a week to join the Chinese Super League. (France Football)

West Ham forward Manuel Lanzini, 24, says he is not interested in leaving London Stadium, despite interest from Arsenal and Liverpool. (Metro)

>Celtic assistant boss Chris Davies has welcomed West Bromwich Albion interest in midfielder Stuart Armstrong, 25. (Daily Express)

West Brom will make a second bid for Benfica's Brazilian defender Jardel, 31. (Birmingham Mail)

>>75940243
Jese Rodriguez ?
Hatem Ben Arfa ?

>>75947677
Please don't,I like him a lot and I wouldn't like to see him in this shitfest of a club

Hello have Chelsea signed Lukaku, Morata, and Sanchez yet?

>>75966006
Later this afternoon. Enjoy're 100 players out on loan.

>>75940243
Renato Sanches
>35+ million euros for the arthritic predator

>>75965858
>people unironically fell for these memes

especially ben arfa.

also the gabigol meme, newcastles sissoko meme, and finally le 24 year old man

>>75938650
now this is the /trans/ i love

So United are linked with literally everyone

*dabs*

>>75966358
Fuckers on 4chan telling me, always in /sp/ "Renato Sanches ain’t bout this," "Renato Sanches ain’t bout that." My boy a world class midfielder on fucking Bayern Munich. They, they they say that nigga don’t be putting in no work. SHUT THE FUCK UP! Y'all niggas ain’t know shit. All ya motherfuckers talk about "Renato Sanches ain’t no future GOAT," "Renato Sanches ain’t this," "Renato Sanches 33 years old." SHUT THE FUCK UP! Y'all don’t live with that nigga. Y'all know that nigga got caught with TSUUUUUnaldo winning Euros and shit. Nigga been on the Portugal national team since fuckin', I don’t know when! Motherfuckers stop fuckin' playin' him like that. Them niggas savages out there. If I catch another motherfucker talking sweet about Renato Sanches, I’m fucking beating they ass! I’m not fucking playing no more. You know those niggas roll with Dirtmund and them.

Young Lahm on the beat.

>>75964519
The former one.

If the following results happen sunday then we have to have a playoff to see who gets the 3rd CL spot

Watford 3-3 City
Liverpool 3-0 Boro

or

Arsenal 2-2 Everton
Liverpool 0-2 Boro

>Mazzarri sacked by Watford
Well that was completely predictable.

How many managers have the Pozzos been through now? About 8?

Supposedly AC Milan have finalized Musacchio and Kessie already. With the new Chinese owners do you think we'll see them splurging this summer?

>>75966506
Sells the papers.

Also to all those ABU Pogba enthusiasts. His father was dying you evil cunts.

>>75966709
I guess he won't need those English lessons after all

>>75966715
>Seeing how shit his son is literally killed him

I wonder if Pogba dabbed at the funeral

/trans/ is finally back, I've missed all of you.

Fucking gookmoot

>>75937359
nordtveit is the norwegian scott parker, dont bash him

I've had 3 chicken burgers and 4 packets of crisps today and i'm still hungry

>>75965841

Lazini is so fucking bad everytime I've seen him. Why is he so highy rated?

>>75966949
For some reason west ham players always get massively overrated

What matches are we watching tonight?

20:45 Southampton - Manchester United
21:00 Juventus - Lazio
21:00 Celta de Viga - Real Madrid

>>75966966
Glorious Red Devils GGMU

>>75966954
True I remeber Sahko getting linked to Arseshit last year

Are we back yet?

>>75966966
Juve Lazio for me desu

Where is Moratta off to lads?

>>75966791
y-yoo too

>>75966966
Not sure if I'm going to watch any at all. I'm next level tired.

>>75966994
No. You're still asleep and just dreaming.

>>75967014

MLS

>>75967014
Back to Juve la', just saw his car drive through the Frejus Tunnel

>>75940243
signing Balotelli for 100 million and putting him in midfield was pretty strange.

>>75966714
They say Ricardo Rodriguez is a done deal too. They still have to but at least a striker a winger and a DM, plus some backups. They say the budget is between 100/150 millions

>>75967035
Nah lad, piguain is there now

>>75967106
Aren't you familiar with Allegri's masterful 5-4-2 tactics?

>>75950001
>I know you're not some official source
Your sources are incorrect

>>75965825
>Bale would prefer to move to Old Trafford
:. £
Enjoy Europa League

>Leicester will bid for 24-year-old Hull centre-back Harry Maguire
Make it happen

>Chelsea will rival Manchester City for Tottenham defender Kyle Walker and could pay up to £40m
Do the blades have sell-on clauses for Walker and Maguire?

>The Toffees will seek £50m for Ross Barkley
pppHAHAHAHAHA

>Francesco Totti is considering a move to the United States
pls never retire ever

>>75966966

United but I don't really care about it

*bumps*

>>75966966
playoffs innit

amibanned?
no posting works