>I bait Zidane
shut up muslim
>irate zidane
now that the dust has settled, what the F*CK was his problem?!?
>I mate with Zidane
>>75935244
based materazzi
I ate zidane
>>75935269
>not i date zidane
Germans can't do anything right
>>75935281
you don't date your husband
>>75935288
>he doesnt take his wife on regular dates
enjoy when she cheats lad
>>75935276
THICC
>>75935303
they are german
they don't cheat
they don't date
they just have consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreating
>>75935326
it's a beautiful baby autobahn
>>75935326
>they just have consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreating
barely even that
>>75935244
>>75935244
how the fuck did it take this long to come up with this thread and why didn't i think of it first
8/10 chuckle was had, amir.
>>75935326
le latin lover face
>>75935326
>German
>procreating
>>75935244
>Inda
lol
>>75935326
Kek. It's true. All the germans Ive met are like mentally autistic in a social manner.
>>75941006
tbeh this one dude I knew in college was a cool and lively character and told us that he was a German immigrant (Wasn't shocking as his voice was layered with a faint but detectable accent)
Of course as stereotype would have it, his whole family lives in Pennsylvania.
>>75935326
they play Industrial Worker Simulator together
YOUD NEVER HAD A SON THATD BATE A JOYCE DJA HEAR ME ZIDANE JUNKIE ZINEDINE ZIDANE YA JUNKIES JUNKIES BASTARD YA
>I BATE ZIDANE
>>75941135
YA HEAR ME
>>75941135
>i hate zidane