/heem/

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>>75931653
THANK YOU OP

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For me, it's Megan Olivi.

http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2017/5/12/15629308/ufc-211-stipe-miocic-interested-in-boxing-match-with-anthony-joshua-mma-crossover
Who you got?

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I need to organise my webms

>>75931658
stipe might literally die. like actually literally

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Does /HEEM/ like peaches?

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>>75931663
AJ is overrated, Stipe would lose a decision

>>75931658
Stipe wins inside 3 rounds.

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>>75931655
no worries. the secret is remembering the subject line.

>>75931671
If ya like peaches ya can't be my friend

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>>75931658
I'd bet good money on the fight never happening. Joshua would kill him if it happened, which it won't.

>>75931662
Me too, I have a ton of shit that's not even named

>>75931711
never notice she got a beer belly

>>75929239
>>be model tier
>>fight anyway
LOL!
Models only make money if they're FEMALE. Male models make nothing.

>>75931726
>reposts useless reply after he accidentally posted it in the old thread

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>>75931711
>Me too, I have a ton of shit that's not even named
same but my hard drive flipped out and deleted half my shit

>>75931594
It's a tough call if you're looking to max out on what you can make off a Jones win which I think is what you're doing. Personally I wouldn't touch this one either way, if you're patient and do your homework you can find much better value on prelim guys. Perry was a pretty strong Favorite over Jouban as I recall.

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>>75931745
Shit man, sorry to hear that. I have a metric ton of webms if you want anything specific that you lost.

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>>75931770
I'm good thanks though, like yours it was all unnamed shit so I don't even know what any of it was really. It's weird it seems like only file names with numbers deleted

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>>75931653
how big of a star would joanna be if she looked like THIS?

Anyone watching Max Holloway on twitch right now?

Only 60 viewers and he's talking to chat.

/blessedmma

>>75931800
Easily right behind Conor.

daily reminder that poorgay aspiedal is undefeated

>>75931789
Based punished Aldo.

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>>75931800
She was Ronda before Ronda was Ronda. So hot she kickstarted WMMA. No limit to her stardom if she could fight like the striking goblin

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>>75931711
>This Bobby Hill looking motherfucker just runs past your db's and there's nothing you can do about it

/heem/ sleepy

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Good morning, I didn't realise 4chan had an MMA general

These are my favourite fighters, who are yours?

Can someone make a webm. of the finish
>18 knees to the head
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdpegokRf1Y

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>>75931995
good taste. main boys here

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>>75931995

Oh it worked wow, I just made my first ever webm. Sorry it's so shit

>>75932068
>>75932069
not bad anon, black bars could do with a bit of work, but for a first effort it's strong

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>mfw McGregor wins by a 3rd round knockout

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>>75932097
you mixed up the pepes shitposter, or was that your intention all along...

>>75931671
I'm with you on this. 100% my man.

Is Stipay the GOAT HW now?

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>>75931671

I prefer peas

>>75932154
no

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Lads, I'm worried about Gus.

>>75932168

SHUT UP

>>75932183
no

>>75932154
the HW div is trash

>>75932154
If he beats Cain and Ngannou, yes.

>>75932037
Thank you, your boys are good as well.

Is it always this quiet?

https://youtu.be/KW51ScowyjQ

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>>75932069
I just made this webm

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>>75932179

>>75932244
:-D

>>75932179
I this after Rumblening ?

>>75931656
she looks like an oil slick with a face

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPBcnZTuNvw

Jones versus Cormier songs are some of the best works of Maurice.

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>>75931656
For me too plz

>watch it chrissy blair

>>75931995
Not bad except for RDA tbf, replace him with Almeida or Lineker for ultimate hue boys team.

http://www.mmafighting.com/platform/amp/2017/5/14/15639738/anthony-johnson-reveals-next-step-in-his-career-after-ufc-retirement

>rumble retired to go sell weed in Canada

>>75932349
Smart, playing 7D Mousetrap.

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>>75931677
>>75931711
Sav'd

>>75932208
no, we had a big show yesterday and normies had their fill of /heem/tism

>>75931800

Huge but she'd lose part of her appeal for me. I like that she's a cute Polish girl who's been deformed by fighting and gives no fucks because all she wants is to be a champion and make the money for her family and hurt women by punching them in the face.

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>>75932244
happy!

For me it's Joanna Champion

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>>75932334
Chrissy best girl

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>>75932437

What accent does Stipe have?

I can't seem to understand anything he says.

>>75932491
jenfaseinfiewn call champ
evrytbnuneg wrknignur wl HAHAHAHAHA

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>>75932491
It's more his super coarse voice than accent, in interviews and such you can understand him but right after the fights when he's tired it's down right impossible

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>>75932491
Great Lakes area has it's own drawl of extended vowels and clipped syllables that change the cadence of even simple words. Add to that a little punch-drunk slurring and just a hint of a lisp and you have St-eeee-pay Meeee-ooo-chich, Oh Yea

>>75932491
midwest meth addict

>>75932491
different accent but he's got that teddy from bob's burgers garbled throat thing

>>75932510
>>75932510
Dont' listen to this guy.

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>>75932520
BOBBY I'M DA WORLD CHAMP, TELL CLEVELAND THEY GOT A CHAMPION BOBBY, TELL LINDA SHE HAS A CHAMPION

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>>75932533
kek

>>75930520
How is this even a question? who the fuck even is anyone on the invicta card.
Rory outweighs everyone on that invicta card combined in terms of importance.

>>75932607
wow... just wow. sexist much asshole?

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>>75932607
How many fights are on Rory's Lelator contract ? Can he beat up those bums quick and come back to UFC with new found confidence ?

>>75932622
Nah, Rory's done with the UFC probably m8.
He's still young but he's got lots of mileage. He already seems past his prime as a fighter, I am skeptical we will see a resurgence.

>>75932631
Man have you seen the cans at Bellator? he probably goes 4-0 and comes back.

Y'all really have no clue who Eddie Alvarez is do you?

There is a stereotype amongst Heemsters that Conor McGregor fans by large are relatively new to the sport and do not watch much else MMA wise other than him. This point is being proven by the minute, since the announcement of his fight with Eddie Alvarez.

Y'all really never seen Eddie have you? Perhaps 1 or 2 of his fights, right?

You may have seen him lose to Cerrone, his boring win over Pettis or even the dos Anjos TKO...

Michael Chandler? Shinya Aoki? Those names mean anything to you? ... Nah, I didn't think so.

Just for educational purposes, Eddie Alvarez has it fucking ALL!

- The guy has KO power in both hands.
- Crisp, technical boxing.
- Solid wrestling, with very good ability to control from the top position.
- Underrated and sneaky BJJ, takes the back very easily.
- Cardio for days, looks the same in rounds 4 and 5 as the first round.
- Heart for days. Let you knock him down or rock him, if his body lets him he'll keep coming.

People keep saying that Conor will defeat him with ease on the feet...

You do know Eddie's chin is probably just as good as Nate Diaz, you know Nate, the guy that Conor couldn't put away in almost 35 minutes of fighting?

Conor has a chance, he always does when it's standing, but stop talking about Eddie Alvarez like you even know who he is or have followed his career at all.

WAR ALVAREZ!

>>75932645
Rory vs Lima/Larkin/Koreshkov are all good fights

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>>75932657
Rory is uncrowned champion in UFC

Lima/Larkin/Koreshkov are in top 5-15

Rory is gonna walk through them

>>75932672
>Rory is uncrowned champion in UFC
except he got clearly beaten by Lawler and Thompson

>>75932672
Rory might be on a decline after getting his nose smashed in twice in a row, plus he fought since about 16.

>>75932675
Lawler got saved by the bell at the end of 3rd or was it 4th round.

Against Thompson Rory was gun shy, his confidence wasn't there

>>75931895
Gina had BEASTLY Muay Thai, my dude. She out struck Roidborg, but didn't have the chin to go up in weight like that.

>>75932681
So? He got his face reconstructed both times
This narrative that Rory was just going to take the division over after GSP is so fucking old now, give it up

>>75932652
>Le dog man
>Le illegal knee man
>Le chin first man
Eddie is great, but he got GOOBED

>>75932607
Lol wgaf about Rory?

>>75932385
Cowboy could do much better looks-wise, she must be a nice girl.

>>75932437
My cat looks just like that, our cats could be friends.

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>losing almost on purpose to Cormier and giving up a successful career because DUDE WEED LMAO

And they say pot is harmless

inb4 angry pothead burnouts viciously attack me even though weed is supposed to calm you down

>>75932491
>What accent does Stipe have?

It's called "big fuckin' midwestern dude".

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>>75932709
I fucking despise weed

>>75932691
he's not great. he had the lucker moment to end all lucker moments against RDA and that's it. his wins before that were pure trash. he looked like shit against poirier until poirier threw the fight because he fights like a retard when he hurts someone.

>>75932717
>Just found out that RDA is fighting on that ridiculous Holm vs Bethe card


Why the fuck is Holm still headlining cards ? Her couch game must be ridiculous. Also why does UFC hate Dos Anjos ?First he defends on Fox and then after 2 loses and he doesn't even co main some shitty fight night ?

>>75932709
He has nothing to prove, he did great against top competition, and staying in HW for too long is a sure path to CTE.
Not worth it for the for the peanuts UFC pay thier fighters. Good for him

>>75932745
Holm is a bigger draw than RDA, simple as.

>>75932745
>Also why does UFC hate Dos Anjos ?

He's a hue that doesn't even draw the hue audience.

>>75932756
Fucking kill me.

>>75932709
>angry pothead burnouts viciously attack me even though weed is supposed to calm you down
hahah smoke a joint senpai

>>75932533
you're hands down, the best poster on /heem/ my dude

Only a man as crazy as Eddie Bravo could come up with a ruleset as contrived as EBI rules. It might not make for short TV but submission only should mean submission only

>>75932765
I could care less about muh main event but giving holm and fucking beeetch the 5 rounder over rda and tarec. fucking ridiculous

>>75932806
>submission only
>except when you run out of your allocated 20 minutes, then you can win be escaping a submission faster than your opponent.

>>75931653
good OP muhammad

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hope you boys got that dark roast this morning

have a

gooby
<----

to start the week

Who is your favorite woman fighter?

>>75932815
>I could care less

>>75931671
Peaches are a beast

>>75933038
kill yourself

>>75933038
daily reminder that you are so lame that people pretend to be you as a joke lmao

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>>75931995
Khabib Nurmagomedov, Dominick Cruz, David Teymur, and Misha Cirkunov

>>75933038
Valentina Shevchenko <3

>>75933076
U fucking mma hipster. Whzpy cirkunov though? Haven't seen any of his fights...

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Literally WHO: The Card

what is the best ufc card of all time?

>>75933170
205. Not even a newfag

>>75933148
>people will pay $60 for this dog shit
hopefully the main event falls out

>>75933187
>

>>75933187
199 was better, so 205 wasn't even the best card of the year.

>>75933243

another awful post by australia
go back to sherdog and stay there

>>75932348
I like RDA because of how nice he is, I also think he's a great fighter and will do well at Welterweight. I hope to see him vs Robbie Lawler or maybe Cowboy a 3rd time.
>>75933076
Those are good boys, do you have any Edson webms?

>>75933148
>the current year
>erick silva on a main card

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>>75931653
How does it feel knowing that your favorite champ's days are numbered?

>>75933315
Erick Silva is a legit prospect my man.

>>75933344
sure is 2012 in here

>>75933331
Stipe will assert Slav superiority over nigga no.

>>75933360
Ngannou isn't POOSADA'd like Stipe's last 4 opponents.

Is Yair the 2017 version of Erick Silva?

>>75933417
People who picked Andrade over Joanna are the same idiots picking Conor over Mayweather.

>>75933391
meme kicks only to be exposed several times?

I dunno, I think siilva was a juicer. Yair is actually good with great cardio.

still has potential to be fw champ at some point

>>75933443

Joanna + Frankie was unreal value

>>75931662
is benson actually special

>>75931662
Needs Koreshkov at the end desu

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>>75931662
and this

>>75932068
honest to god shit myself when masvidal started raining that shit down on maia

>>75932239
Don't usually use the word, but I actually hate this nigger

>>75933391
No the UFC are just idiots who push good looking kids with no experience who recently got into the sport against world champions whilst top caliber veteran dudes like James Vick have been bringing hell into the cage for a decade and they're still at the bottom of the prelims fighting bums. Anyone who thinks otherwise is a UFC drone.

>>75933391
we will see, Silva's problem was that he cleaned up the lower end but lost to the upper tier guys. Yair only lost to Edgar in the UFC so far and thats nothing to be ashamed of.

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>>75932029

>>75933523
>getting this booty blasted over some banter

>>75933443
Not really Joanna struggled with wrestlers in the past and this was a harder hitting wrestler with a better gas tank.

>>75933523
~W E E W~

>>75933148
>Assuncao Moraes on FS1

Bad for the PPV good for TV though

>>75933187
At least 3 cards from 2016 alone was better

>>75933523
Worked

>>75932244
>using screen recording software to make webms
>converting webms from gifs
please be serious, you can't joking about webms

>wmma
Why?

>>75933251
He's literally right and you didn't watch 199 if you're disputing this sherdog warrior

>>75933604
Anything a man can do, a woman can do better. That’s the way that it should be. Because there isn’t as many females as there are male fighters. It’s a rare commodity. It’s still a rare thing because not as many females are doing it as much as males. It’s not very common for girls to be getting in there and doing fist fights.

It is starting to get more popular for women now, and especially because women are starting to see other women can do it and they’re feel empowered by that.

In my opinion, women rule the world. They are the neck and they make the head turn. I feel like that’s the way that it should be and I feel like, if anything, they deserve to get paid 10 times more than the men.

You look at the business aspect of things and the business world and women that do 10 times the work get paid less than a man. That’s not right.

>>75933148
top two fights are excellent desu, tho the net card I'm ultra hype for is Chiesa vs Lee

>>75933551


Andrade's footwork is terrible dude. Joanna's is great. That alone should tell you quite a lot.

Joanna picks her opponents apart at range, she's not a brawler and she does her best to not get hit. Picking Andrade was stupid, plain and simple. She got dominated. It looked like an untrained dude walked into a gym and sparred with the black belt lol

>>75933148
why is Erick Silva fighting two times on the same card?

>>75933746
>wmma
>excellent

>>75933754
>Erick Silva
>Eric Spicely

>>75933763
My dude, Claudia Gadelha is one of the top p4p fighters in the UFC. She is a BEAST.

Why does the UFC wait so long to put the PPVs up on fight pass?
It's not like anyone is buying it after the event happened already

>>75933771
it was a Gadelha joke you bucket

>>75933773
They dont want Fight Pass to become a cheap way of seeing PPVs so soon (yet)

>Gadelha is -300 against KK
Should I smash dat mf bet button?

>>75933788
>calls it a joke
>it wasn't funny

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>>75933747
>It looked like an untrained dude walked into a gym and sparred with the black belt lol
Honestly thats every wmma fight, even Joanna is overrated as hell.

My bets

>>75933806
KK has some pretty good TDD and throws at a high volume. I still favour Gadelha in a 3 round fight though.

>>75933806
Claudio by decision should anchor any parlay

>>75933806
Yes KK had JJ in more trouble then any of her opponents since the first Gadelha fight

>>75933812
not bad my dude

I parlay'd Joanna with Frankie as well as Maia and also Stipe lol
pretty good value on that card

>>75933806
>le shoots for 20 power doubles in 2 mins and gass out hue girl
>fav against KK

Bet the farm on Carolina lads.

>>75933773
So people dont go "im not gonna buy ppv i will just watch fights tommorrow morning"

>>75933824
>Yes KK had JJ in more trouble then any of her opponents since the first Gadelha fight

except the second Gadelha fight when she knocked JJ down and won the first two rounds.

Is being a neet a legitimate base for MMA?

>>75933942
Worked for Conor

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cormier 2.40
jones 1.50

lol im gonna bet 500 bucks on DC. easy money

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>tfw you realize that CM Punk will likely fight in the UFC again

>>75934021
tbtft (to be totally fair though), had he hit that punch it would be a whole different story. He could destroy some of the dudes in that division

>>75931671
"Millions of peaches, peaches for me. Millions of peaches, peaches for free. Millions of peaches, peaches for me. Millions of peaches, peaches for free. LOOK OUT!"

>>75931711
Manic Depressive.

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>>75934043
>tfw you realize that Mickey panic wrestled

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>>75934055

>>75934080
>pat's cock has been between those lips three thousand times since she was 14

I'm not sure that I'm okay with this.

>>75931895
I remember when they rehashed the TV SHOW AmericanGladiators with Hulk Hogan and Leila Ali as the hosts. I watched it a few times, and obviously you start to look for the hottest female gladiator. I saw CRUSH and i was like "God damn that girl is fucking beautiful."

Never knew who she was, back then. Another thing about her that gave me diamonds was that she came out to one of her fights wearing a REDALERT 2 advertisment on her shirt behind them luscious titties.

if Joanna was a half-elf cross with goblin or troll or whatever rather than 100% goblin she would be a superstar

What did you guys think of the UFC SummerSlam press conference? Was any of that real?

>>75934089
https://www.instagram.com/p/BUAYY-Ol5cv/

>>75934209
Fuck off Eddie

>>75932709

Weed is on the verge of being big, big business in Canada. If he's got his shit together he'll make a killing once it's officially legal. Much smarter than getting punched in the face desu

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Gas Ariel, the hook-nosed heeb for hurting my girl Joanna

1488

>>75932709
LOL his plans were to deal drugs
you can't make this shit up

>>75932716
you're dumb then

>>75934231
Can you spell "saturated market"?

>>75932716
I unironically hope the feds start arresting people for weed and alcohol

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>>75934223
>tfw no gf that you've groomed since she was 12
Is Pat "Hype or Die" Barry /ourguy/?

>>75934256

No

Maybe if his plan is to open a dispensary in Vancouver or Toronto

If his plan is to be a larger supplier or to open dispensaries in places that aren't Vancouver or Toronto, there is shitloads of room in the market

>>75934209
If cringe was a unit of measure then:
Nunes and Valentina: 8.5/10
Chiesa and Kevin: 10/10
Daniel and Jon: 7/10
Micahel Johnson and Justin: 6/10

>>75934281
Pretty soon the pot business is going to be like opening a restaurant: a recipe for losing money. Everyone wants in on this shit.

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>>75934278
SHE JUST WANTS TO BE BLACK

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>>75934312
*blocks your path*

>>75934309
do fake wrestlers go to "school" to learn how to talk on a mic?

>>75934309
>ESL trash talk isn't 11/10
>I eat my shit whole isn't at least an 8/10

http://www.bjpenn.com/mma-news/jake-shields/jake-shields-defeats-dillon-danis-grappling-match-danis-issues-statement/


HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>75934312

That may be true, but now is not that time. Everyone wants in on it for a reason; it's gonna be booming for a short window and the time to get in is now.

Right now only people with foresight and the money to invest without making an immediate return are able to set up their operations so they'll be ready to make a killing the second it goes legal. Once it goes legal is when the market is going to immediately start saturating country-wide.

>>75934355
>When neither man failed to lock up a submission, the bout entered an overtime period, at which point Shields won via faster escape time.
shields is a godly grappler why is this embarrassing

>>75934355
>even in defeat he still acts like Conor despite leaving the cage and hiding after his loss like Rousey

He sure took it like a """man"""

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>>75934127
too bad joanna isn't a wizard

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Reminder that the best flyweight prospect outside the UFC is fighting this week.

>>75934377

Because Danis is such a faggot

If Danis wasn't Danis, losing to Shields wouldn't be embarrassing at all. His stock would actually probably go up since he was able to have such a close match with a dude as good as Shields and still only lose in overtime.

But if you're Dillon Danis and you go around constantly hyping yourself up as the best in the world and then when it comes time to prove it you lose, of course that's embarrassing even if the loss itself was close.

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>>75934355
What does this face convey?

is this where paige got her fake last name from?

https://www.instagram.com/p/BUGVRaQFr4s/

>>75934127
*doubt*

her style isn't particularly exciting for the casuals, if she came before Ronda then maybe but that market has already been reaped.

>>75934458
disdain for plebs

ufc 212 won't get 50,000 buys if aldo or max don't fight

>>75934458
Anger because my mom's not a fan

>>75934473

>that market has already been reaped

You mean that market has already been proven to exist?

I don't think she'd hit Ronda levels just cause she's not a finisher, but I think she could definitely be a decently big star if physically she wasn't in the running for least marketable person in the UFC.

>>75934493
it is a very weak card apart from the main event, still should have some spicy fights on. Glad we don't have to pay for events in UK.

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>>75934513
do you get CTE from this?

>>75934513
*swangs but forgets to bang*

>>75934506
I think part of Ronda's appeal has been the mystique around her and people speculating (and believing) she could legitimately beat up male fighters of similar size. With Ronda losing those claims evaporated and perhaps won't arise anymore.

>>75934513
I wonder if it's frustrating to be too small to knock someone down with a couple hundred punches and kicks

>>75934355
For sure Danis could take on Jon Jones

how do you pronounce danis?

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>>75934493

212 won't sell well because the card kinda sucks, and Dana will try to use that as evidence Aldo isn't a draw, watch

If they put the card together a little better it would probably sell great

>>75934574
d-anus

>>75934577
Aldo isn't a draw though, nothing wrong with that either.

When the H*ECK are they going to announce the UFC 213 main event?

>>75934619

Not saying he is, but to put him on a subpar card and say he isnt a draw because it doesn't sell isn't fair

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Maia timed his takedown attempt in the 3rd round exactly at 2:30 on a rewatch seems premeditated - but Jorge was outworking him 15 strikes to 0 on the feet until that point in the round, Maia looks more dominant when he's in the driving seat due to his style but should they not be scored equally?

>>75934653
it will be DJ against a literal 11 year old child, deepest division

>>75934684

>a strike that is 100% blocked properly is scored as a strike that landed

come on dude

is it bad if I want Jones to beat DC again just so he can move up to HW and get his wig split by Stipe

>>75934684
For sure Masvidal had Maia in trouble my guy.

>>75934821
Neither guy was in serious trouble, if you equate being seriously rocked on the feet to getting an arm under the chin rear naked choke attempt, which I guess we have to since, "effective striking" and "effective grappling" aren't really expanded upon in the criteria in terms of comparing them to one another.

>>75932106
It would be awesome if someone did the "PTSD war flashback" thing to this, but instead of war images it's pictures of earth from space.

>>75934531
Ronda was perfect to hype desu

>girl power 25/7
>fast finishes
>decent looking
>memorable name and nickname
>brash personality
>olympic medalist
>cunt so had beef with every opponent
>tragic backstlry

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>>75934448
step aside lad

>>75934836
getting an arm under the chin from Maia is not the same thing and you damn well know it

>>75934906
TENSHIIIIIIN

>>75934916
Maia never got an arm under the chin, only over, Masvidal diligently fought for grips and trapped his arms to prevent it

>>75934906
At first I was jelly because he's only 18 but then I realized he's a turbomanlet.

>>75934906
as a martial artist nation, how well has japan done in international mma?

>>75934929
Masvidal fought for his life you mean. He was in constant danger, he was in danger of the fight being over within seconds for a lengthy amount of time.

>>75934949
top 5 countries

>>75934949
is it true what I hear, is Meek injured and out of the Stockholm card?

>>75931663

He is not a woman dumbass.

>>75932154

Fedor is.

Final verdict: Is Stipe funny or is he trying to hard?

>>75935045
yes

>>75935125
He's not funny but he's not trying hard. He's just not funny

>>75935125
>>75935262
Stipe is a normal blue collar dude

>>75935125
he is like that cool uncle that gets too drunk at family meals

waifufags btfo by joanna, she said its not ariel's fault.

you can stop screeching now

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rory

>>75935339
what happened with Ariel?

>>75934684

Masvidal was clearly winning on the feet and Maia was clearly winning in grappling, and for about equal amounts of time. The deciding factor for me is how close they each came to finishing it. Masvidal was controlling the striking but Maia was never really hurt or in danger, it was just a matter of waiting things out until there was an opportune moment for a takedown. Meanwhile Masvidal was fighting for his life and was seconds away from being finished for pretty much every second of their grappling exchanges.

>>75935369
He asked about her coach leaving gym, she started to break down crying, whiteknight spergs got upset saying Ariel should be permaheem'd

>>75935373

"Seconds away from being finished" is poor wording, I just mean that he was extremely close and could have been finished with one small slip up.

>>75935373
>Meanwhile Masvidal was fighting for his life and was seconds away from being finished for pretty much every second of their grappling exchanges.
overstatement slightly

>>75935369
he asked a touchy question in the conference and she cried and stormed out. waifu faggots wouldn t shut the fuck up about it even though jds cried in the same conference

>>75935373
if maia stood perfectly still for 3 seconds he would have been heemed stiff

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BANTS

>>75935405
>wanting to fight a can that fast
atleast lose to another contender first, damn dork

>>75935426
>Neil Magny
>Can
Heem urself

>>75935426
he's ranked #7 Masvidal is ranked #5

>>75935428
>>75935445
>sticcman
>good
rankings dont mean shit, he lost his last 2

>>75935480
He's beat good people you mongoloid, a can he is not

>>75935462
>>75935480
doesn't matter he's literally the next guy down from Masvidal in the rankings
Condit is retired
Wonderboy is less than shit in the eyes of the fans
Maia is fighting for the title
Lawler is fighting Cerrone
Magny is the next best thing

>>75935499
>losing to hendricks post usada
he's a can, fuck off

>>75935510
gunnar

>>75935538
He beat Hendricks shithead, Lombard too. He's also stepped in on short notice (I forgot who) and blew him the fuck out

>>75935552
hendricks won, lombard almost did too.

>>75935538
Nelson is fighting Ponzinibbio
Do try to keep up

Ngannou on mma hour right now for anyone interested

>>75935563
He beat both of em get over it dork, why do you hate the long lost Wayans bro that is Neil?

>>75935575
ngannou btfoing stipe

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>>75935563
>le lay on top and do zero offense man won
Go watch college wrestling.

>>75935563
>Hendricks won

No he didnt

I wish mma torrent uploaders would split the event in several files desu

oh shit also I totally forgot

Rory vs Daley this friday.What a fucking banger

>JDS in 0/4 in rematches

>>75935593
I hope Bellator plays it live and doesn't play it on tape delay.

>>75935369
Ariel exposed Polish stronk woman crying because her coach left for a stronk English woman.

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>>75935593
Paul is gonna get grappled to death if you ask me desu.

>>75935597
0-3

>>75935580
I dont hate him, he lost

>>75935584
>muh 3 elbows that no damage

>>75935616
Hendricks beat Lawler twice but not Magny

>>75934397
He came back for an interview and was humble. The whole Conor act is just an act. He would've never made it as long as he did at Marcelo's like that.

>>75935611
dont know my man those shitty Tristar meme Imanari rolls didnt work last time

maybe Rory should be more free to express this time

>>75935597
JDS is really just a little above average as a fighter.

People saying stipe is the goat now that he beat him, but I dont really think it says much about anyone

>>75935616
It was way more than three elbows son. Not to mention how close he was to having two triangles completely locked in. Hendricks did no damage and didn't even attempt any subs. How did he win?

Damn Ariel really tries hard to make drama uh

>>75935637
Thompson fights long and tall so Rory couldn't get in on him. Paul is small and fights close. I hope Rory bangs with him, but he's from GSP's gym so who knows.

>>75935613
he lost an early fight to a guy he previously bear

>>75935598
it's on tape delay

>>75935637

Rory's deleted nose got the better of him in that fight, didn't it break super early and from then on he was afraid to really do anything?

Ngannou vs Ubereem when

Ubereem loses he retires

>>75935627
>>75935647
>its a masvidal won episode

this dumb nigger doesnt even have a gym yet

>>75935675
he broke it around the end of 4th I think when Thompson was already ahead in the scorecards by pointfighting and Rory started to get desperate

until then he looked totally dead inside trying some of this shitty rolls and some hesitants strikes that got countered

I really dont remember much from that shitty fight though

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>I scored it for Masvidal

>>75935671
That's disappointing. Why would they waste Rory on a card that will be spoiled hours before anyone watches it?

>>75935720
because bellator is fucking retarded thats why

>>75935696
Maia was on Masvidal's back and was so close to choking the life out of him multiple times. He dominated Masvidal on the ground. Hendricks got elbowed in the face and almost subbed twice while providing zero offense. Are you a faggot? Do you like watching someone lay on top of someone else with no offense?

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>>75935734

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>>75935717
>>75935735
It was a close fight

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Another nigga deceased

Another story gets told

It ain't nuffin really

T-GOAT BTFO MAIA

KEK

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Loooooooooooooool

Tyron "Conor Michael" Woodley

>>75935757
What happened

>>75934013
>lol im gonna bet 500 bucks on DC
You are not a clever man.

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>>75935744
I thought Masvidal won desu, but atleast Maia was constantly working for a sub. Hendricks was just a little bitch boi in the Magny fight.

>>75935746
Holy shit, Conor tapped TWICE?

Conor McGregor was defeated by Nate Diaz via Submission (Rear-naked choke)

>>75935764
>human rights
>real

>>75935764
How does that make any sense? Maia needs a few months off but GSP can only fight on the end of the year

lmaoufc

>>75935789
lol i was thinking the same thing

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>>75935764
>NO! you have to wait for my husbando! sit on the sidelines and dont make any money!
when did this happen before? and didnt woodley go on to btfo that guy twice as well?

>>75935785
>Conor was defeated by the #8 ranked lightweight
>People think he's the GOAT
cba

>>75935663
That's his entire schtick.

>>75935832
Your mom's got tickets to my entire schtick.