/afl/ - Bitchmond Edition

>It's a Kevin Bartlett contemplates death with Greg Venom Denham episode

>wahhh they wuz mean
Murphy is a poof

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HEAVE HO UNNA

>>75929271
murphy confirmed homo?

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Reality cunt on aborted narrative watch

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Elite thread

>>75931409
>>75931328
Good to see leejun doubling up their offensive powers after I yet again outtipped them on the werkend.

Reminder that XDXD posting is the sure sign of a mental midget.

>can't tip football
>can't tip cricket
>can't tip who is destroying his spirit

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Reality cunt on aborted narrative watch

>all these poofs obsessed with based tipgod RC
sad

>>75931533
trip on faggot

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come on lads we need to be better than this it's 2017 ffs

what is this

There's three Reality Cunt On Aborted Narrative Watch posters in this thread, three more than Reality Cunt's tipping score

>>75931786
EPIC xD

Seriously Anti RC posters need to fuck off. "Literally" the /afl/ equivalent of Pro Trump posters on pol.

>>75931559

Aah fuck, now he's gone and protected his feed, such is the price of fame. Better be back by Friday or I'll be devo.

Brisbased

>>75931820
Trip on

>>75931868
Like clockwork.

>ctr p-p-please leave

If you were at all able to identify who is destroying your spirit, you would have realised that original aborted narrative watch poster is anti-/pol/, anti-saxon, and used to spam '/pol/ is gay' in /cric/ non-stop

>>75931891

wow what a fucking poof

Think I'm an Eagles fan now.

>>75931891
does saxon post in /afl/? I haven't seen much of that kind of shit he would post on /cric/ here.

>>75931820
trip on faggot and see
>>75931494

>2 Friday night games and a Thursday night game @ Kardinia Park in the next 3 weeks

Should be interesting at least

>>75929109
>Greg Venom Denham
lmao baffles me that bloke has managed to make a living just dribbling shit and having people be annoyed by it

>"targeted, personal attacks/sledging"
Anyone know why Marc Murphy was being a little bitch? I heard rumblings of them addressing it by press conference.

>>75932035
People are addicted to being annoyed and offended these days like crack. That's how people like him, Caro that movie nigger Armond White still have a job. Most journalism is just about seeing how can chat the most outrageous shit and not get fired for it.

>>75929271
I want to know what it was they were sledging murph with to make him cry so hard

>>75932045
they were saying his missus cheated on him

>>75932058
so murphy is a cuck?

>>75932058
kek what a poof. I would think that type of shit would be Page 1 of Mind Games 101

>>75932071
depends if you believe the rumours I guess

but yeah that's what the saints were getting stuck into him about and considering he got so upset their might be some merit to them

>>75932058
I heard that it was Wayne Carey. Not even joking.

I triggered the /afl/ community yesterday and exposed and enraged a bunch of obsessed redditors, phoneposters and high schoolers, and there's nothing you can say to bring me down because you'll never know this feeling of redemption and pleasure.

>>75932079
Yeah I heard it was him too. You'd think Marc would just brush it off if there wasn't an element of truth. Carey's body language when they bring it up on Falking Tooty tonight will be interesting

>>75932079
>>75932109
Top kek Carey destroying relationships and he isn't even playing anymore.

>>75932109
this may be the highest rating episode of talking footy ever

not that that's a high bar lmao

Imagine the level of arrogance and self absorption you'd have to have to be able to cuck a recognizable captain of an AFL club. Unless Murphy only picks slags. He married her too kek

murphys gf is a known footy slut, can't believe he married her. have a look at her Instagram, she's 70% made of plastic

>>75932193
she was a qt in her early days

what she's done to her face and tits is a travesty

>>75932193
was just about to say the same thing lad

https://www.instagram.com/cestvogue/?hl=en

Must get passed around the players like a tea cup

I heard Sam Gilbert and a few other Saints players slept with her before they were married and they were giving him shit about that.

>can't tip sports
>can't find an excuse
>will never have a life of any valuable use

>>75932204
That makes more sense than Carey 2bh. What a mental midget, don't marry a slag, pretty easy.

still, who the fuck would want to touch Carey? At least have some pride and go with Warnie for your oily, chamois skinned geriatric fling.

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>>75932193
>>75932198
>>75932199
'literally' thought she was a doll first time I looked at this photo

>>75932111
Classic Carey.

Still scoring even out of the game.

>>75932281
based murph becomes the first player to publicly marry a realdoll and he gets sledged for it

disgraceful by the saints, sexual orientation should be out of bounds just like racism

>>75932474
trying too hard/10

>>75932204
Imagine marrying a slag who fucked Sam Gilbert, of all people. He probably fucked her in the navel

So it was literally just "hurr your wife is a whore"

Crying over this has just confirmed it for everyone in the footy world. Not just players. Not too bright murph.

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>lecturer mentioned 4chan today

>>75932636
In what context?

>>75932660
Monitoring of social media platforms, saying reddit has less moderation than most and 4chan has next to none

>>75932722
What are you studying?

>>75932722
Oi cunt we were in the same lecture for Business Computing at RMIT right, lecturer said the same thing

Watching Talking Footy now
>Murphy sprays Carlisle about supplement scandal (which he apparently cops weekly)
>A few blokes tell Murphy his wife is a whore (and probably had a good time with some Saints)
>Murphy tweets some bullshit about untrue muh respect for women
>Carlisle likes a comment saying he's a fucking whinger


KEK they are addressing Carey about his role in it all

>"They're trolls, they're keyboard warriors"

tfw >we're part of the AFL now

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Watch this story go on for the next month as everyone will boo Murphy now

>>75932846
Murphy managed to make a mountain out of this and now everyone, regardless of truth, thinks his wife is a scrumpet and Carey boinked her to boot.


talk about fucking up. Saints players backed up Carlisle almost too well.

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>>75932636
>>75932722
>>75932795
P-Please respond

SJW scum bags trying to take sledging out of the game. What a fucking joke, this cunt has sprayed a guy (who was looking seriously injured) about drugs and supplements and all of sudden you fold like tissue paper when someone say "hey mate your wife is a whore lmao"
What a fucking beta Carlcuck

Did Mario from Doncaster call up SEN again after that shitshow from his boys?

>>75931917
Good choice, mountain jew

>>75932636
hey my lecturer did too. Only I wasn't paying attention because the thicc qt in front of me had her g-string poking out of her jeans and I spend the whole hour with a hard on.

>>75932893
Don't think they allow patient out calls from the nut house lad.

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i thought carlilse was a drop kick, kinda like the cheeky cunt now

Who sperged out harder this weekend: Cuck Murphy or Bitchmond autist?

>>75932955
Yeah, thought he was a fuckhead at essenshit, but now that he's elsewhere I enjoy him being a loose cunt

>>75932871
Unfortunately not lad, UQ

>>75932893
get a sneaky snap of it? It's surprisingly easy to do

>>75932986
nah don't have a phone right now

>>75932970
>forming your opinions of people based on the team they play for
Just reading this post I can tell you're never going to make more than 80k a year.

>>75932846
Carlisle's "liked" comment was from a Saints regular on big footy named Rors. Pretty funny

>>75932893
Yeah he rang in and said dimma couldn't coach

>>75933012
pov cunt

>>75932986
Damn, I gotta admit though the lectures feel like they've got almost fuck all to do with the actual prac work, can't wait for it to bite me in the ass in the actual exams. Keep studying hard m80

>>75933056
I don't miss having one desu

>>75932893
What uni lad

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>essenshit

>>75933123
UWA

>>75933134
Looks like there's 3 of us in different states doing a Bus Comp course? Funny stuff

>>75933131
>poorfag

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>essenshit

> essenshit dopers

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>not being able to afford a proxy

hey hey guys come on...

isnt it really

>Basedendon

I think thats a more positive word.

>Collingwood are piled next to Lions in the bottom
Disgusting, Buckley needs to go and Fasolo should've gone to specsavers

>the absolute state of the chinks that post in aus/pol/
I wish that anon had never told me about this cancer

Buckley should coach collingwood for another decade

If he is sacked, Collingwood move off the bottom and that's bad for everyone

>>75933163
>>75933167
>>75933189
Very nice organised assault on me by the leejunaires.

>>75932527

I'm picturing Russell Gilbert tßh

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>>75932889

get fucked, it's Kyriwog tier behaviour. It's not SJW boogieman it's common fucking decency. If you condone this shit in either word or action got follow the NRL or wogball. It's not banter, it's just condoning shitcunts and their shitcunt ways.

Execute All Lunchcutters.

>>75933529
KEK
Ask me how I know you got cucked hard sweetie.

>>75933529
t. Marc

>>75933529
(You)

>>75933539

t. wog

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNbh8Nzh1tk

>muh banter amirite xdxd

protip: When you lose your virginity, it's inevitably going to happen to you.

>>75933565
>it's inevitable
fucking lmao

cuck by name, cuck by nature

>>75933318
Get raped.

>>75933685

You've never been cheated on? You've never cheated on someone? It happens, and it's shitty on both sides. It's a rite of passage. If it hasn't happened then you're either not interested in sex, extremely boring, a virgin, or easily lied to/too trusting and it's happened without your knowledge.

It hurts even if you don't give a fuck about the other person and feeling shitty about being cheated on is literally the opposite of getting cucked.

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>>75933967
lmao go write this shit in your diary you poof.

>>75933565
see
>>75931494

>>75933967
the reason your bf cheated on you is because you are boring and don't bring anything to the table lad

>>75933967
Soft cunt.

>>75933529
So would you bring in a players code of conduct on the field to 'limit on-field banter' like Tim Watson proposed?

If so, congratulations you've just cut free speech down at the knees and danced around the result saying otherwise because "well it's just a sport!"

s-shut up guys. I-it's s-satire.

Honestly couldn't be stuffed defending myself. I love being a cuçk!

based RC

http://www.afl.com.au/news/2017-05-16/jesse-hogan-dignosed-with-testicular-cancer

Hogan out with testicular cancer.

Smokers = jokers

>>75939744
causes of testicular cancer aren't exactly known and he was an athlete so he probably doesn't even smoke.

weird assertion to make, it could be hereditory since his dad died just weeks beforehand.

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>>75939801
If you have the privilege of playing at the highest level of any sport and you're a fucking smoker you deserve to have your balls chopped off.

>>75939819
i dont disagree with that sentiment.

>essenshit

>>75933967
kek

KEK

K E K

A LITERAL KEK

Can't wait for Cuck Murphy to sledge Jobe Fatson about drugs, Jobe sledges back about his slut wife, and they both fall into a heap of uncontrollable sobbing

>>75940657
I think it only works if a big strong tall muscular st kilda player says it

>>75932956
>get sledged
>sledge back
>make the entire st kilda team sperg out and start a melee

>call out the cancer detracting from the quality of /afl/
>all come out of the woodwork and expose themselves
>become obsessed spergs in a constant state of damage control

It sounds like YOU are the sperg and that YOU are just projecting.

>get caught smoking ciggies
>wind up with cancer and lose a nut
God didn't like that, Jesse.

>>75941920
This. Freshcunts from redd1t unironically posted redd1t content as if that refuted the fact that they were cancer. Pathetic to see.

>>75939801
>he probably doesn't even smoke.
Are you retarded?

>replying to something 13 hours later
hello projectorvirgin, should have realised you here the bitchmond sperg

>>75942777
no, i just don't read tabloids.

>>75939819
what the fuck is your problem? Did the hooker wrap it up early this weekend and not give you any pillow talk? I'm the one most likely to get bitter at others making it ahead of me, and even I think that statement is bullshit.

>>75939835
Of course you wouldnt you're one of my recruits from /b/

>essenshit

Reminder that the RC hating samefag is a greens voting poof

>>75943339
>Did the hooker wrap it up early this weekend and not give you any pillow talk
Noice

>>75942873
this isn't an insult

there is literally nothing wrong with replying to something from late the night before

this is the obsession and damage control I was talking about

the fact that not only are you trying to paint me as a richmond supporter, but are now trying to paint me as a virgin just makes you look even more desperate

>75943339
>you have lots of disposable income and have regular sex
Wow I guess I just got pwned

>>75939744
hope the teams read J. Hogan (Cancer)


but yeah guys quit being faggots over cancer. Kid has been given way too much shit lately.

t. non-dees supporter

how easy is it to get into the afl? i feel like every second bloke at the pub has played a couple of games for richmond

>>75945144
he was already out last week m8

>>75945323
thats just richmond m9

>>75945323
45% Hard work 20% Natural Ability 35% Luck

My great uncle is Alec Epis (Essendon '58-'68, Premiership player '62, '65). Can I use that connection to get drafted?

>>75945556
>essenshit

>>75945556
No because you are a lazy sack of shit and being loosely connected to someone who played in the 60s doesn't make you an athlete.

>>75945975
I gym 4 times a week and have good ball handling skills.

>>75945990
tru lmao

>>75945975
Based

What the average salary of an AFL player?

Answer me, you bogans.

>>75946277
Less than $500,000 US

with any luck losing a nut might straighten out out Hogans run up a bit

>>75939819
You sound stressed, m8

Have a dart

>>75946258
$330k

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not this shit again

>>75946343
It's fucken bullshit. All I did was comment "Based Straffo" on one of his tweets, and it was instablock.

>>75946343
ffs now what am I supposed to do for entertainment

>>75946299
I think I will try out.

>>75946353
I got blocked just for liking a tweet.

Maybe we should harass his flickr next

>>75946343
>still has his "gone fishing" cover photo up from last time he """quit"""
>ended up coming back but said he would only comment about sport and movies - not politics because the state of politics at the moment has trumped his fragile mental state
>starts tweeting his smug zingers at politicians less than a week later

I wonder what his endgame will be next time he comes back.

>>75946360
Are you 7 feet tall?

>>75946375
6' 150 lbs

>>75946377
what's that in proper measurements?

>>75946383
6' 150 pounds in beentothemoon units.

>>75946353
>>75946361
I never liked, retweeted, replied to or followed him and he blocked me. I don't know how he even found my profile.

>>75946394
>he thinks they actually went to the moon

>>75946394
now try it in neverhadaskyscrapertakendown units

>>75946402
How did we get the flag on it without going?

>>75946343

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo

>not this shit again

Has he done it before? Is there a chance he will unprivate them? We're his biggest audience.

>>75946427
Is that Hayne? He let himself go.

>>75946427
You mispelt 'only'

>>75946443
Nah a couple of weeks ago, he tweeted something and I think it got two favourites. I hope he doesn't think he's too good for us now.

>>75946440
Hayne is a manlet compared to Straffo.

That picture of him outside that concert makes him look like a beast among mortals.

>>75946469
How do you google schoolgirls on 4chan? those are two different sites.

>>75946480

Google powered search soon my friend

>>75946469

well that explains everything! geez

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>mfw Wayne Cuckmaster Carey is exposed after denying all this.

>>75947012
i mean he said the way to handle it all is deny at all costs

Give me the odds on Murphy getting booed HARD in the next 2 weeks.

does anyone happen to know exactly what they were saying to murphy

>>75947178
informed him that his wife is a silicone filled tart who rooted wayne carey

>>75946343

his tweet got quoted in an article posted on the age website, so he made his tweets private.

Lads will we be able to boo the female field umpire this week, or will that be sexist?

>>75947113
Kek I'd laugh if the cuck was booed, but I can imagine the media to have an Adam Goodes tier sperg out by invoking the sexist angle to it (instead of racism). Carlisle is far more likely to be booed, particuarly in Lelbourne.

>>75947316
as if

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>mfw Carey gets cheered

>>75947012
We have the documents. It's been declassified.

>>75947178
Gilbert and one or two other players (maybe Carlisle) had slept with her before she met and married Murphy (typical footy slut chasing the players). There were "pornographic descriptions hurled in Murphy's direction" so basically just them telling him exactly how they fucked her six ways to Sunday and maybe throwing in some Wayne Carey stuff and he got ass pained over it, all while sledging the injured Carlisle about the Essendon drugs bullshit which he apparently cops weekly.

Basically Murphy is a cuck little bitch.

Did Hogan catch Rowe's cancer when he whacked him?

My science teacher always said if you were hit hard enough in the balls you'd risk getting cancer down there. Was that just bants or the real deal?

>tfw you correctly stated geelong and richmond would be exposed while their supporters insisted they were elite
Feels good to be right all the time

>>75947997
increases your risk yes

t. medfag

>>75947997
Inb4 Carlisle gets diagnosed with testicular cancer and cuck murphy becomes the league villain for sledging a cancer patient

>>75948026
I too know this feel. Same can't be said for the plebocracy though.

>>75947823
So a sadcunt and a faggot drugcheat had an argument and this is what the media's bitching about? Fuck I hate how pozzed this sport is sometimes.

>single digit tipping record
The only feel you know is of nylon rope around the neck, but unfortunately you're unable to tip the chair

>>75948394
>LE GUNT TIB ID
And unfortunately you're unable to come up with anything original. Fact is I tip better than most here, and I continue to prove it time and time again.

>>75948444
trips confirm
anon BTFO

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>>75948394
>unfortunately you're unable to tip the chair
KEK

>>75948371
Yeah pretty much. What had me FUMING though was these PC cunts trying to inject his whore wife into the story just to make it about women
>her reputation
>such slander
>reprehensible
I was foaming at the mouth 2bh. Don't be a whore, don't marry a whore and none of this would happen.

@75948444
>I continue to prove it time and time again.
>0/9 in round 7 and 0/9 again last week

what did he mean by this?

Why should anyone be "original", when doing so would be lying? You literally created a Twitter account to try and rebuild your long-dead narrative of being any good at tipping, and it provides ample evidence of the opposite. Fact is, we are provided with a veritable abortion of your mental state and narrative every weekend

she also dated sam fisher

>>75956260

the guy from Splinter Cell? woah

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I don't even

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Is this the best thing to happen to The Straff all year?

>>75957556
Pure retardation

>>75957691
No
They just started selling a popcorn chicken bucket at KFC for $10

>>75959252
Stop eating fast food

>>75962910
I'm not straffo, so I don't

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afl.com just released photos of Jesse Hogans removed teste, seems a bit inappropriate tbhwu

>>75964262
hogan will be at freo by 2018 screencap this.

lost his father and battling cancer himself, wants to be back home.

Basedbane tbqh.

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GIS DA BALL UNNA

>can't tip sports
>can't tip cows
>can't tip who stole his Muslim spouse

>>75965037

He's not even that good really

>>75965182
he's good enough to make their forward line dangerous i would say

Why don't we discuss Supercoach anymore lads?

>>75965037
hogan and johaniessan will both be at freo 2018 tbqh. they'll clear a lot of salary moving on likes of johnson, sandilands, dawson, suban etc and be able to make a play for both to come home. backline of logue, collins, jj, spurr, hamling will be decent and a star midfield and some class forward they'll be top 4 contenders in a few years

>>75965195
>they'll be top 4 contenders in a few years

Not with Fyfe gone m8.

>>75965201
fyfe isn't even their best midflielder anymore mate, neale is much more vital to the team and mundy is unbelievably underrated. moving on fyfe will get them some top draft picks or a great player in return. literally win/win regardless if he stays or goes

>>75965201
>>75965206
I still have my doubts about whether or not he'll return to his Brownlow level form after his fractured leg, people don't always come back the same from stuff like that, look at what happened to Barlow.

>>75965195
absolute delusion

>>75965266
don't be too scared of based freo lad, well only win 4-5 flags in a row

>>75965206
Mundy turns 32 this year.

Neale and S. Hill are their only decent midfielders who will be there in 2 years.

I really like The X-Files and GIllian Anderson, but Straffo just retweeted one of her anti-Trump pictures and now I hate The X-Files and Gillian Anderson.

>>75965472
and is still one of the best mids in the comp.

youth they have coming through in Balic, Weller and Blakely among others are very promising, midfield is fine, more worried about the key position players forward and back

freo are going to be a 6-12 team for the next decade and they will definitely miss finals this year

enjoy I guess

>>75965547
SEETHING weagles cuck detected

kek artificial clubs like the iggs should be folded desu

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Weekly reminder that we are the most elite and muscular general on /sp/ which is itself the most elite and muscular board.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1hfVfdjRdw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMrsqiJ6Ilg

>>75965498
Honestly I've been a little disappointed with Weller thus far. He was meant to be the far more skillful and talented Weller, but he has only been a decent contributer without doing anything special.

What's the tip on dogs v cats

>>75965946
i expect him to put on more size before he can be anything special, has some good signs though, probably needs more time running through the midfield as well

>The Adelaide Football Club has entered into an agreement to acquire a professional eSports team

Really don't understand why there isn't more discussion around matchfixing in the AFL.

Here are some of the players whom I believe are involved in it so far.

WEST COAST
Sam Mitchell. This one is blatantly obvious and he's such a bad actor that he can't even hide it. I'm 100% certain on this one since he conveniently missed the Hawthorn game. It would have been too obvious to the Hawks faithful that he would be playing like a retard so he chose to opt out of it. His weird disposals in the Bulldogs game confirmed it for me.

RICHMOND
Trent Cotchin. This one might seem out of left field given that he is the Tigers captain, but when you look closely at the Freo game he was the reasom they got done in typical Richmond fashion. Zoned off his opponent at crucial stages of the game and as the captain you'd think he would have been barking the orders for his side to flood back in the last 20 seconds of play. Freo hadn't got a centre clearance all day and then miraculously that shit happens? Come on. Even more suspect is the fact that he and Mitchell were given retrospective brownlows which the AFL took ages to make a decision on. Have a feeling there was something else at hand to seal the deal.

RICHMOND
Dustin Martin. I like dusty but I've been very suspicious of him for some time. Since the 2013 elimination final to be exact. However whether he's behind Gil's agenda or for a third party is another matter. Given my sources and from what I've been hearing, I'm more inclined to believe it's the latter. However I think Gil may have bought him out. A brownlow and a 9th placed finish for the Tigers hould confirm that.

GEELONG
Steven Motlop. At first I attributed it to laziness but now I'm starting to see the bigger picture. Does just enough to keep his spot in the team, but some things you just can't put down to lack of effort. In the Essendon game he seemed to be actively trying to keep Geelong out of the game for three quarters.

Stay tuned for further updates.

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>narrative a btfo
>wait 12 hours
>move to narrative b
>repeat ad nauseum

fuggin
pafetik

>>75966056
is the team they've bought any good?

I suppose if it brings in money for the club it's not much different to buying a pub or something

>>75966151
Actually listen to RC for once dumb simpsons poster.
>>75966113
Good post mate don't listen to the jealous plebs.

>>75966194
Trip on

>>75966151
GREAT post

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ABSOLUTELY
COMPLETELY
ETERNALLY

>>75966202
I am not RC. He would never post without daring to don the trip.

>>75966243
You samefag more than St KFC
Trip on, noose on

>>75966163
2nd best org in Aus I'd say and no it won't make them money(short term anyway)

>>75966008
Dogs. Even considering their 8 year Cats hoodoo/Kardinia Park/Wet weather suiting Cats/Must-win game for Cats.

By the looks of it >60% of people are tipping Cats too so it'll be a nice tipping comp climber.

>>75966262
>>75966202
That wasn't me. And I do not care for any anonymous poster that comes out in support of me. The silent majority are on my side, always have been and always will be.
>>75966322
This game is a genuine 50/50 contest. Both teams are as shit as eachother, however I'm pretty sure that when it comes to the crunch there will be umpball favouring the dogs. Predicting a meltdown at KP on Friday night.

based RC

Hey m8's why are there so many shitty female refs?

http://www.afl.com.au/news/2017-05-09/hawks-primed-to-land-next-generation-academy-forward
it's over lads, AFL is going to get BLACKED

>>75972775
equality

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>tayla harriss wants a trade to Carlton
Are you even trying rest of the AFLW?

Reality

First the great Jim Stynes, then Dean Bailey, now Jesse Hogan. Maybe Melbourne should stop training so close to powerlines desu

>>75978415
>chasing Dustin Martin's big, tattooed cock
Truly AFLW is the perfect role model for young girls.

REEEEEautism Flunk on aborted narrative watch

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who here /freemoney/

>>75981133

If you cant put at least $100 bet your just a softcock

>>75980556
You're forgetting Sean Wight.

Died of lung cancer and never even smoked.

>>75981133
>No Rioli
You're gonna have a rough time

>>75981133
Pies will win

>>75981133
lol hawthorne is shit

>>75981133
>free money
for the bookies.

>>75981133
I'll give you my bank account details if you want to give money away.

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L A D S
A
D
S

I have a lead on Josh Bruce's potential involvement in matchfixing. This isn't part of Gil's agenda he's working for himself. Stay tuned for updates

>>75982557
subscribed

>trying to besmirch the name of smug Josh Bruce
Lol, you lifeless poof

Reality Check couldn't follow a lead if it was made of Smarties

>can't tip football
>can't tip cricket
>can't tip who is destroying his spirit

>Better try and get another narrative going considering EVERY other one either ended because of my own gross incompetence or led to me being bullied into further irrelevance.
Just how fat is your disability cheque each fortnight?

>>75966008

i've got $50 smackers on the cats +1.5

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Timely reminder ahead of the round commencing lads

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>footy back on again tomorrow
where does the time go? we're already up to round 9

>>75982675
>better post from my phone!

"no"
>Not using proper punctuation to start your sentences AND trigger the phone posting sperg
trip on faggot

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hawks lads

>players have decided to take it upon themselves to fix matches in a league where every match has a predetermined outcome from the CEO
Worst narrative idea yet. fuggin pafetik fake RC

>>75982788
>revealed myself as a phoneposter and now i'm pretending that I always intentionally capitalise the first letter of my greentext as an epic ruse

you're not fooling anyone, loser

>>75982829
>Being this invested in the posts of others
Take a look in the mirror, loser.

>>75982829
>Replies without a (You)
Chronic autism

>This triggers the sperg

>>75982508
>matress
St Kilda bigfooty browser spotted

>>75981442
He's '''literally''' the most overrated player in the comp this year

>>75982973
You're probably right, but the sickening hype "The Bont™" really grinds my gears.

>>75983010
Around "The Bont™ that is meant to say.

>>75982803
You're a fucking idiot. Not all the games are rigged and not all the players know about it, I think a lot of them have their suspicions though.