HOUSTON ASTROS @ NEW YORK YANKEES RE2PECT EDITION

>Goatnaka

It's over

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She preggo yo

RE2PECT

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LOS ASTROS DE HOUSTON

RE2PECT...I'm wishing I was there.

>>75925622
Lastros

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T H I C K
H
I
C
K

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YANKS WHERE WE AT

I love how mad /sp/ gets when jeter or the yankees greatness gets brought up.

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T H I C K

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T H I C C

Wearing my Yankee cap, bros.

I may cry.

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>Suzyn is crying

>>75925663
I like that TV unit

RE2PECT

His wife is fucking hot

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>tfw there will never be an a-rod week with an a-rod day to retire a-rod's number

I miss you Derek....


I love you......

>>75925675
She looks so fucking good in this pic.... Why did she let herself go?

>>75925663
Nice TV

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>Brycer Harper in the Jeter montage
like pottery

>>75925830
This is some WWE shit

>>75925808
it was last year
>>75925781
a big part of me wants this badly but obviously not happening. I don't know why I sympathize with him so much but whatever

How many times do you think they'll show his dive into the stands during the game tonight

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>>75925830

What the fuck is that pink shit on my yankees jersey? It's not October.

>>75925926
Take a shot for every replay of:
The Dive
The Flip
3000th hit home run
Mr. November home run

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>>75925926
If someone dives into the stands tonight, they won't shut the fuck up about it, I guarantee you that

How many people are they gonna announce ?

>>75925982
As many seats as there are (43)

>>75925982
One for each gift basket Jeter has handed out

my boy bernie better fucking be there. I love bernie

>>75925952
You wouldn't make it til 8 PM

Is the sports Pope there tonight?

>>75926027
Of course he is. Why would he miss a ceremony for a player better than Lou Gehrig?

>>75926027
He's on his deathbed, he's only got half a year left

I'm sure Jeter did just as much stupid shit as anybody else he just had a good team managing him to cover it up.

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Petite?

Wtf Houston Great Andy Lefty?

Jeter's wife skirt looks like it's gonna get on the wheel.

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>tfw only watching this ceremony and not the game

I DID IT MYYYY WAY

AHAHAHAH NO A-ROD

BTFO

>>75926046
the rumor was that he would have gangbangs with girls where they had to be vouched for first. they'd sign NDAs.

I don't consider that stupid shit. That's straightforward and honest and if he wasn't in a relationship at the time, then morally it isn't even an issue.

why is the driver pissed as fuck?

>>75925997
Game isn't going to start until 730pm next friday

>>75926132
I bet he's sitting watching at home thinking how awesome Alex Rodriguez Day at the stadium is going to be

>>75925947
just the sound of future merch sales for girls

>>75926134
I think all people in the sports and entertainment world have girls sign NDA's now.

who is that MILF in the blue in the dugout?

>>75926074
Th- tha- thi- thi- ah- this ginda sduff doesn't get on the aiah.

>>75926134
I know a chick who hooked up with him and she said she didn't have to sign one. He did have her sent a bunch of signed stuff though

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the ballpark organ is so outdated that it's charming.

>>75926170
>No players show up to have their name announced
>Instead it's Cousin Yuri and the Biogenesis doctor

Jeter is a mulatto
?????????????

>>75926197
Is he packing? I bet he's pretty average

>>75926218
wtf? I thought he was white!?

>>75926197
OK, might not have been the group gangbang deal. Maybe she got the solo dedicated package.

>donnie baseball
WEW

didn't expect that

>>75926234
one drop rule m8

>>75926234
Didn't Sheffield say he wasn't black enough or something like that?

inb4 Ronaldo tier plaque

>robbie cano was supposed to be the next great yankee
fucking faggot he choked in the playoffs anyway

>>75926246
topkek, it's doesn't even look like him.

>>75926246
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

grandma's lost

Derek "Sanderson" Jeter.........

gotta feel weird to look at something that will be around long after you're gone.

>>75926274
I'm 29 and already have my gravestone made out.... Tell me about it.

>>75926241
yeah

>>75926280
thats not planning ahead thats just creepy man

>this PA announcer in charge of talking

>making his grandma get up and move

cmon man

god damn hal's wife is a milf

>>75926219
She was a bartender and didn't know who he was until somebody told her. Said he was average sized but good in bed
>>75926236
He probably does a bunch of freaky shit and has them sign for stuff like that

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that would suck if you were the next great player and you couldn't get anything between 1 and 9

>not just giving him an exact duplicate plaque

>>75926318
Ha ha ha ha ha

Theres probably a checklist on the NDA

>Yankees handing out their own blue jackets
can't make this shit up

pretty random that Beltran had an idea for a monument park blazer

I want to hear from Francesa

Susan's not there for commencement blowjob?

>NO statue

Disappointed

>>75926361
>making a houston player give him his

>>75926361

Yankees and Cowboys are similar franchises. They don't give a fuck about the Hall of Fame - Only their old Ring of Honor.

>>75926388
>Jeter's Jeter
>Back afta dis.

>>75926388
He did most of his show on Friday on Jeter and Yankees history, the callers were either "Jeter's not that great and was carried by the dynasty" or "Jeter is the single greatest baseball player of all time and there is literally no exception"

>>75926390
well, the yankees don't do statues. the group of monuments have more mystique anyway. gives fans a place to visit during offseason.

>>75926390

If any Yankee got a statue it would've been Munson.

>>75926390
>implying they wont host a 2020 random game ceremony with a Jeter "flip" statue followed by a 2022 Jeter "2" night by retiring the section Jeter dove into as Jeters corner

>>75926414
I hate both of those types of people

>Playing for the Yaks is ez gg thanks fans

>>75926414
My favorite call was:
>who is bettah, Ruth or Jeetah?
>well... It depends

>>75926446
did dey fug after

>>75926446
They probably fucked.

>>75926446
>When you hit a game winner and your testosterone is HIGH AS FUCK

Even Kim looks good when you get that feeling.

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we used to have debates at my job back in 2005 - "who would you rather be, LeBron or Jeter (or any other pro athlete at that time)?".


I always was ADAMANT that it would be Jeter, because he had all of NYC respecting him, access to absolutely anyone AND was single.

LeBron might be greater to his sport, but he was tied down with a kid from the beginning and never did take New York.

I'm crying not gonna lie

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RE2PECT

>>75926454
>>75926452
I see her around, so I'll ask.

>slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp >slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp >slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp >slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp >slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp

>>75926464
Why? He wasn't that good. His fake "I'm really humble and thankful" persona just comes off better than A-Rod's so everyone likes him more.

>>75926343
Like chappelle's show? I like Jeter but I really don't think he's the saint that the media makes him out to be. None of these guys are

>>75926462
Lebron is too big a bitch for NYC

Whose his wife? Looks a little chubby desu senpai

>>75926464
Already cried senpai.

Man made my childhood great. Him and DBZ were my whole childhood.

>>75926462

idk man when was the last time Lebron missed an NBA final?

Lebron is going for GOAT status and Jeter will be good, but never the GOAT

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>>75926464
I'm not a yankees fan, but the budweiser commercial got to me......probably because it represents the passage of time and makes me think about my own life.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqKY2XXyHFM

>>75926484
The NY media would eat him alive

>>75926486
she's pregnant my man

>>75926491
>NBA final

NBA is a joke league now.

>>75926491
>Jordan plays through flu
>LeFlop dies from cramps

>>75926486
she did those direct tv commercials with the talking horse

>>75926500
>In six games.

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>>75926491
Hey, I'd rather be the most eligible bachelor in New York....for 15 years.

>>75926304
Michael Kay was making light during the game earlier today about how nervous he was for tonight.

>>75926491
>NBA Finals
>Le Warriors v. Cavaliers Finals for the next 5 years
I hate the NBA

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Here for game 2

>>75926491
The "Only 3 teams have a chance at the championship in any given year" league.

>>75926482
Go play in traffic

>>75926482
His "not being a cheating and lying faggot" persona also comes off better than A-Rod.

>>75926530

That's a fair point.


>>75926552

Oh shit so like baseball when Jeter won most of his rings?

Man that was fucking gay

>>75926540

That is also gay

Jeter wasn't even that good

>>75926553
He's right though.

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>>75926500

>Derek Jeter was literally watching the birth of the most epic /sp/ meme

Incredible

>>75926595
What does "he's not that good" have to do with how much people liked him?

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>>75926591
GET LAWST

>>75926590
>One sport a team has to win the division to for sure make it to the playoffs, in a grueling 162 game season
>The postseason for said sport is extremely random, where the best team is never guaranteed anything
>The other sport plays half the games, and half the teams in the league make it to the postseason, so there isn't much pressure
>Said postseason is seeded to influence the two best teams to play each other in the finals, with little adversity on the way
Great comparison.

I already feel disgusted listening to the ESPN announcers

>>75926660
It's gonna be Jeter Jeter Jeter all night

>>75926640
Francesa's not a Jeter fanboy, c'mon

So when do we assemble a strike team to intricately remove Jessica Mendoza from the world?

im fucking sick of her

>>75926640
now here's minkman

>>75926669
Call him up tomorrow and tell him Jeter wasn't even that good, go on, I dare you.

>>75926668
>slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp

>you will never sniff Jessica Mendoza

>>75926649

Lebron comes in on a high seed every year so he'd still be in. Beat some shitters round 1 is absolutely irrelevant

>Can win games by chucking ball at hoop from half court
luckhoop

>>75926676
I'd like to know how much they had to pay to broadcast this game

>>75926686
I didn't say he wasn't good, I said he ranks him reasonable among the all-time Yankee greats, and there's a lot better players on that list than Jeter

>>75926703
She looks like her breath would smell

>>75926703
a dirty piece of shit like you would want to sniff her. get your standards up nigga

>>75926668
Not even that, they're just fucking horrible

>>75926686
"You sat on the line for an hour to say THAT? Come one, lose da numbah!"

>>75926703
>sniff
normally, i would post the BbbBBBbbBbbbRrrRRrrRrrRrrrRAAAaaaaaaAAaAAaaaapppPppPPpPPpPPppPPPPPPPpp copypasta in response to this... but ive been banned multiple times just for posting it
so im just gonna say: ok anon

>I may live to see Yankee players wear fractional numbers

>>75926446
Look how fucking smooth he is

Like dude holy shit that is why he cucked half of NY

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ESPN's camera work legitimately triggers me

>>75926454

She has the famous strain of Jeter herpes.

>>75925649
yeah yo, she plumped up!

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>>75925563
WE GOT THIS PHAM

>tfw you get into a heated argument with an umpire wearing a pink mask

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SPRINGAH

DINGAH

>>75926824

Delicious Rashida.

now this is the tanaka I know

what the fuck just happened

Commit sudoku, Tanaka

fucking based

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

ENJOY JETER NIGHT BANKEES

This is the best Japan has to offer?

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How will the Yaks ever recover?

Commit sudoku Tanaka.

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NOT TONIGHT TANAKA

Fuck you Tanaka

>As a scout for the Houston Astros, Hal Newhouser evaluated Jeter extensively before the 1992 MLB draft. The Astros held the first overall pick in the draft, and Newhouser, convinced that Jeter would anchor a winning team, lobbied team management to select him.[16] The Astros feared that Jeter would insist on a salary bonus of at least $1 million to forgo his college scholarship for a professional contract,[16] so they passed on him, instead choosing Cal State Fullerton outfielder Phil Nevin, who signed with Houston for $700,000.[16] Newhouser felt so strongly about Jeter's potential that he quit his job with the Astros in protest after they ignored his drafting advice.[17]

>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Derek_Jeter#High_school

What could have been.

>>75926867

I like him but holy fuck he is overpaid

JETER BTFO

TANAKA BTFO

BTFO

B
T
F
O

>>75926870
>>75926887
kek

Ugh...guess Tanaka wants to help CC feel better about being a sack of shit.

Nationals v. Astros World Series is gonna be lit

>be たなか
>pray good spring training
>pray shit opening day
>pray shit regurar season
>pray shit derek jeter day

>>75925563
did they roster jete jete today?

>hurr durr the Yankees only have Tanaka and CC lmao XD
>Tanaka and CC are literally shit
What went wrong?

>>75926908

Literally 50,000 people watching each game on TV.

>>75926910
at least use the kanji

bruh wtf is this chink doing???

>>75926331
You can probably get 9 if you're good enough

>>75926935
comfy

does anyone have a gayer stance than correa he looks like hes ready to take it right up the ass

fuck Spike Lee

>>75926910
Isn't he a fan of one of those j-pop idols?

>>75926942
Youkilis

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END YOURSELF NIP

god damnit tanaka

>>75926938
setting up a come back!!!

SPIKE LEE jacket is DOPE!!

Allowing Nippon into MLB was a mistake

>>75926331
>retiring a managers number
>retiring a managers number who you fired every 3 weeks

>>75926937
済みません でした、田中

Can't wait for Tanaka to option out of his contract

this game is awkward af to watch. All those people there for the celebration and dead silent.

>>75926963
>63 ▶
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>178 KB
> END YOURSELF NIP
thats so racist, its great!! #nip

I'm sorry Yaks, this didn't need to happen on Jeter night.

Should've given the the W earlier

>>75926937
>at least use the kanji
>expecting plebeians to know how to use pseudo-Chinese

>>75926988
>Said manager was beloved by Yankee fans, and died tragically
There's your answer

when we calling up chance adams

>>75927012
Nah bitch. H-Town hol it dine

>>75926990
良くできました!

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O herro

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>>75927055
>Nah bitch. H-Town hol it dine

There's always next year

>>75927055

I'm just fucking with them, I fucking hate the Yankees

And we got a beanfest comin

This gon be a fun one

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ALEX BREGMAN

#2

ALEX. BREGMAN.

Holy fuck the irony

Is Mike Rowe commentating?

im fucking done
see ya guys tomorrow

>>75925563
two runs aint shit. dont get too excite. this game goes 9 innings. fucking scrubs

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Why God

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>>75927089

Tanaka is fucking shit

>Tanaka still in the game

>>75927089
U wot m9

>jap ruining the night of an american hero as revenge for the nukes

HOLY FUCK THIS IS SO GODDAMN BRUTAL


I LOVE YOU BASED ASTROS

FUCK THE YAKS

THIS IS SO FUCKING GREAT

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fuggin Tanaka

I'm more upset because he's on my fantasy team

Just wanna remind you guys tanaka averages a 89 mph fastball and has a 13 (thirteen) ERA in the last 3 games hes pitched


Why the fuck is he still employed by the new york baseball yankees?

Think Jeter left the game?

There is a cutie behind the Astros dugout

>>75927099
Harden is a baby faced motherfucker when he's shaven. I beat the Kike of Dallas still looks his age without the beard though

Well, the celebration was nice. I'll see you guys on Tuesday

>>75927089

LMAYYYYOH

Fandom with Rockets is over

Astros is my favorite team now

Yep, time for an early binder tonight

Blastros gonna Blast!

>>75926935
Whoever plays in the Series, the Yankees will be watching it on TV.

This fucking gook ruining Jeter night

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>giving grand salami to Bregman
gg Astros

>>75927109
>Hating the Yankees so passionately when it's your first season watching baseball
Why is this legal?

32 pitch innings are good, right?

>>75927173
Losing is good retard

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This is officially a chill thread blessed by the solar powers that be

Astros shitting all over Jeter night.

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DAAAAAMN i just tuned into this one. shamefur dispray by tanaka. yanks getting smashed.

gg stros

>>75927170

THIS ONE TIME I WAS A KID, AND THOSE FUCKERS WON EVERY FUCKING YEAR.

SO YEAH FUCK THEM, I LIKE BEING IN THE AL JUST TO SHIT ON THEM. IT'S SO REWARDING

ITS OVER
TANAKA IS FINISHED

I never want to see Tanakas face again

>>75927170
Lol this happens every year. People love hating the Yankees

>>75927203
Stop being a bootyblasted nigger

>>75927170
I used to hate any sports team up north but I figure that's such a waste of my energy that I focused on all my hate on all things Dallas. Despite living here now.

>>75927203
You're very cocksure for someone who has Morton on the mound, and a depleted bullpen that blew a lead just two hours ago

Anyone got a good stream?

>>75927282
Yes, on my television.

>>75927286
Rekt

>>75927282
Firstrow

>>75927274

Your "ace" gave up 3 homers lmao

>>75927253

no

>DUH YANKEES R LEGIT GUISE
finally this meme ends

How dare they do this on Derek Jeter night.... Call Manfred this is some bullshit

>falling for the overpriced international FA meme

>>75927307
is it a meme to speak too early before a game is over in your first season of watching baseball

>>75927307
It's a rebuilding year we all knew this

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>>75927274
>and a depleted bullpen that blew a lead just two hours ago

to be fair, that was like the twilight zone for Harris and Devenski. Y'all left them shook when they left the mound

ESPN ABSOLUTELY BTFO

>>75927343
You are so fucking mad
>>75927358
For the next two years

>>75927303
3 homers in the first, including a Grand Slam.

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>>75927274
being cocky is a pre-requisite when you're not used to winning

has marlins guy ever actually been at a marlins game

>>75927392
Just as long as they don't invade our game threads, I'll be fine. I'm sure most of them will leave once the Astros hit their first losing streak.

>>75927409
Probably Opening Day and that's it.

>fans in miami?

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>>75926849

The pink NY logo on the pinstripes is just not right. The pink bats, masks. Jesus H. Christ. Born in the wrong time. May be time for the gas pipe.

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>>75927422
>lose a series

>HAHAH THE YAMKES ARE FUCKIN DONE THIS SEAON LMAOOOO WOWW

it never gets old

>>75927409
Nobody goes to Marlins games

田中はあと何点取られるかな

>They brought Jeter into the booth
Fucking mad men
>>75927482
Can you tell Tanaka to fuck off?

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SPRINGER DINGER EPISODE 2

>Tanaka

Hahahaha

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

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HOLY SHIT GET HIM OFF THE FUCKING MOUND

This is just savage

>Binder hasn't taken over the game

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>>75927514

>>75927482

9.

A comeback always makes for a better story

yankees now have the bats and gloves

But their pitching is still atrocious. Name me ONE (1) reason to keep tanaka on this team

>>75927482
Give Otani.

>>75927554

I can think of 22 million reasons

>muh 27 championships

The Yankee fans unintelligible response to justify their teams pitiful performance

>>75927554
>Name me ONE (1) reason to keep tanaka on this team

Increases your anime potential.

God, are they gonna keep Jeter in the booth all night?

>>75927575
Almost every time I see someone say muh rings, it's a false flagger.

>Ohhh my elbow cashman-san ohhhh it hurts so much
>btw im not opting out

>>75927575
What does that have to do with this team?

>>75927554
>yankees now have the bats and gloves
You actually believe that?

You fuckers are the Detroit tigers of the past 6 years

The Yankee years are long gone like the 70s and early 90s

>>75927608
>Comparing the Yankees of now to the Yankees from the 80's through 90's
You can't be serious

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>>75927575
it doesn't matter what excuse we use, if the yankees win, they're roided overpaid and bought the game, if we lose, we're shit, we've always been shit and we wasted a bunch of money on old shit players.

it's hilarious how bootyblasted people get over the yankees

What's next for Tanaka? AAA or NPB?

>>75927628
You're shit and are just as shit as those teams

You will not see a Bronx WS for years STOP your delusional train of thought these Yankees are not good

Do you think Jeter even knows who Mendoza is?

>>75927642
AA bench warmer

>>75927657
does anyone?

>>75927646
No one expects them to win anytime soon you fuck. This was understood before the season even started

>>75927646
>One team had an overbearing owner that constantly sold off it's farm to try and win now
>The other has a laid back owner with a built up farm, focusing on the success of the future
It's easy to tell that this is your first season

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Haha, we got the Astro's right where we want them. They will never know what hit them

>>75927642
Smoking crack in a dumpster

>>75927657
Dude she is a legend in softball field

>>75927657
>>75927701
And a nice ass

>>75927701
So no?

>tanaka

>>75927691
>Haha, we got the Astro's right where we want them. They will never know what hit them

Honestly I'm not taking a 7 - 0 lead for granted after last game.

Besides, Yanks are known for having strong comeback ability. Though any team would bow their head in shame if their Ace/Start pitcher through 2 homers and a Grand Slam in the 1st.

This is just sad

>GARY "WAS" SCARY
HAHAHAHAHAH WHAT KIND OF FUCKING PLAY WAS THAT
>BOOING TANAKA
HAHAHHAHHA

STANKEES ARE DONE

>61 pitches
>Still not out of the 2nd

I can hear Manfred gnashing his teeth from 1000 miles away

god damn

that was worth the 15 mins
>>75927727

8-0*

Thanks, "ace" you really pulled through for us today

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>>75927727
It was their gameplan in the beginning. Lull them into thinking they've got this in the bag and get their guard down

I hope Jeter punches Tanaka in the mouth

Do you think he will harakiri himself for this shamfur dispray?

hope we get blown the fucking fuck out by the royals. we don't deserve to win when our """"""""""""""""""""""ace"""""""""""""""""""" can't FUCKING GET OUT THE GODDAMN FUCKING 2ND INNING

>TANAKA HAS A NO TRADE CLAUSE
>TO REMIND THESE STUPID FUCKING STANKEES WHY YOU SHOULDN'T PAY PREMIUM FOR A FUCKING NAP HE GIVES ON 8 RUNS ON MULATTO NIGHT
>GARY CAN'T EVEN TAG OUT A PARKINSON PATIENR

With this shit starting rotation the yanks aren't getting into the playoffs.

>>75927761
They're doing lines with Paul, Ken and Kay in the clubhouse by now

NYは来年田中と契約するかな

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>>75927798
>GARY CAN'T EVEN TAG OUT A PARKINSON PATIENR

Where's the Tanaka apologists now?

>spike lee already left

So what's going on with the Asians? First Ryu and now Tanaka.

>That double gives Beltran 545 on his career, surpassing Derek Jeter on the all-time list.

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Honestly, I feel bad for the Astros. They think they've won the game but little do they know...

what the fuck do we do once this season ends for starting pitching. we're totally fucked

>>75927818

I still like him.

Can't stop the GOATstros

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tanaka is good, calm down. do you guys know how baseball works

>>75927840
Fuck off

>>75927843
Go shopping

Jew York getting blown the fuck out

CC is done after this year right?

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>>75927843
Sign Machado

>>75927850
>Do you guys know how baseball works
Half the shitposters are watching their first baseball season, the other half jump on any opportunity the Yankees are losing

>>75927872
HNNG. That's a ridiculous body

>>75927843

throw 30 mil a year at kikelel