/f1/ Formula 1 General - Ferrari Strategy Edition

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Something I noticed during the race, and was waiting for a torrent to check.
>was also waiting for the race thread shitposters to fuck off so we can be aspys


According to Sky, Hamilton made up ~8 seconds by "pitting under the VSC".

But he didn't.
Look at the graphic. The VSC ends as he is entering the pits.

The "pitting under VSC" advantage is that when you're stationary, your opponent is going 80km/h instead of 200-300km/h, so you lose less time.
But when Hamilton was stationary, Vettel should have been at race speed.

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For me it will always be anime

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I MISSED THE RACE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

brb watching the rerun on sky go

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>>75918173
clever lad desu

>>75918145
how did hamilton make up the time then i dont get it

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HAAS have a future WDC on their hands

>>75918145
Vettel still had to drive a considerable amount of the main straight during VSC which lost him the time

>>75918145
as you said the vsc ends when he enters the pits, so Vettel has still to complete one lap at full speed.

mercedes strategy was good, on the other hand ferrari watched to much and acted accordingly, they got fooled easily

can i get a replay stream lads

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>>75918266
nah mate jog on

>>75918188
>not watching it on RAI2

>>75918294
cmon m8 be a good lad

I was asleep -_-

Ferrari had no chance today strategy-wise, they did NOT fuck up.

It's all analysed here http://www.auto-motor-und-sport.de/formel-1/ferrari-sieg-verschenkt-12033368.html

>>75918252

I was thinking about that.
Same thing that happened in Monaco GP2 last year.

But I thought the F1 system (different to GP2's) with it's "sector arrival times" was meant to avoid that.

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>>75918321
Set your alarm next time to bloody baka

>>75918261
>>75918252
>>75918207
>>75918188
>>75918145
I think you'll all just have to admit that Vettel wasn't as good as Lewis today.


>>75918294
>>75918182
>>>/a/

>>75918323
Don't speak German. Post a link in English.

>>75918145
Like >>75918252 said, Vettel was 3/4 of the way down the main straight when the VSC ended. Mercedes timed their pitstop perfectly—right as the tractor was almost off the circuit, because Hamilton's pit stop delta was effectively only 13 or 14 seconds rather than the usual 21 or 22.

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>animeposting

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>>75918386
Don't try you cheek with me mate it'll always lose out

>Gimi

why the fuck didn't ferarri pit on the VSC when they saw the merc team set up on the lap that they didn't pit on?

it was a fucking slow motion pitch for them to fucking hit out of the park if they then hustled outside to pit also

>>75918386
>Vettel being a lesser driver than Hamilnigger
Nah, has never happened and will never.

>>75918154
I did that once. That's it, once.

>>75918386
>abloo abloo
shut up
>/a/
correct
>don't speak German
not my fault m8
The article basically covers all "what ifs" concerning alternative Ferrari decisions and basically Mercedes victory was set in stone

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>>75918405
Hush cheeky asylum seeker who fell off the lorry

>>75918426
Its unironically true

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>>75918323
I disagree
it's a well known fact that after 40 laps tyres pretty much cover the asphalt increasing the performance of soft compounds.
Foolishly Ferrari hoped in the degradation of the Hamilton's tyres in favor of Vettel hard ones.

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>>75918432
Well shit you left an impression on them. Had few of them complaining over here about you. Cheeky well job done lad

>>75918440
t. asylum seeker in japan

lmaoing @ u're life 2bh famiglia

>>75918440
>>75918414
>>75918385
>>>/a/

>>75918426
Imagine being this emasculated by the mere mention of a black person

>>75918438
We're not all beer swilling krauts, Klaus

>>75918451
So let's assume Ferrari go on Medium after first stop. Mercedes chose Soft, Hamilton goes past Vettel. Last stint is Medium Hamilton in the lead with Vettel catching up on Softs and then what?

>>75918402
>Like >>75918252 said, Vettel was 3/4 of the way down the main straight when the VSC ended

Yeah I think he's right.
The sector arrival time system won't compensate for the KM/H loss when accelerating from mid-straight.

If he had have been almost anywhere else on track, it wouldn't have been as bad.

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>>75918488
Woah nice repeating digits friend. make a wish

>>75918486
Haha. Awesome. Maybe they're so salty because they were forced to confront the fact that F1 is a superior motorsport.

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>>75918426
Daily reminder that your professional sports are DOMINATED by black people

Is this why you're so insecure about their existence?

>be a top team
>hire Finns

why do they do this

>>75918496
Ham was 4s ahead of Vettel in the last stint because he had the best tyres, simple if Vettel had soft tyres at the end he would easily have reached Hamilton right after his first overtake at lap 40 I think

>>75918577
Because Finns are good.

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>>75918632

Ferrari have for once practically an unbeatable car both in quali and races, yet they keep giving wins away to fucking Mercedes who are in all honesty not even on the same level right now.

Vettel choked half a second in the last sector in quali, Ferrari choked the strategy so fucking hard in the race yet again. Won't comment on the Finns because they are both Barrichello tier right now.

If Ferrari chokes this easy championship I honestly wouldn't even be surprised at this point. And then they probably will forget to develop for 2018 and have another 2016-tier season. I honestly don't know if they even deserve support from fans at this point

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>>75918632
Lad lad lad you tried the mass reports in the past & that only got you ignored by mods & warnings from the janitors lads at best. You are welcome to try but you will not win my cheeky friend

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>>75918691
>censored version

Delet that file from your computer.

>>75918577

Bottas is much better than what people seem to give him credit for. Hamilton is a massive benchmark and it's not like he is choking ultra hard.

Gimi on the other hand is just a pure, unfliltered meme

>yfw GIMI gets another season at Ferrari

>>75918739
what THE fuck now I am corrupted

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>>75918632
fuck off

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>>75918691
What sort of man has a blurred finger?

>>75918691
>>75918739

>getting this turbomad even though Massa moved out of the way completely, knowing you couldn't have overtaken anyway

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>>75918788
>turbomad

*Finnmad

>blaming Bottas for "being slow" during this race

He had an engine that was down on power before it blew up anyway, damaged suspension (left wheel wasn't quite straight meaning increased tyre wear, less straight line speed, less grip and having to hold the wheel not quite straight either which hampers you in the corners) and the team put him on a one-stop strategy so that he'd hold Vettel up after the first pitstop phase. He might've had more damage too, Toto wasn't clear.

>>75918763
Daryl?

>>75918759
I'm not black.

>>75918746
I like Bottas. He seems to be doing a solid job. Whether or not he's as good as Lewis remains to be seen.

Couldn't agree with you more on Kimi though - he's just a waste of a seat at this time, sadly.

>>75918739
>>75918691
>>75918788
It just seems as if he's as frustrated as last year. Lewis must be getting to him.

>>75918716
>>>/a/

>Sochi literally impossible to follow or overtake a car at despite having a fuck off long straight and generally a pretty easy layout
>Barcelona is completely fine even with harder tires despite being a highly technical circuit with long sweeping corners and a slow mechanical grip section along with a notoriously non-driver friendly final corner

Someone please explain this meme to me. How can "difficult to overtake" Barcelona be more friendly for these cars than carpark Sochi on ultrasofts? I actually don't understand it. I get that Barcelona sees more racing so the track is more rubbered in but still.

Did not see the race, could someone green text please?

Buttas ruined the race by breaking 50m earlier for turn 1

>>75918867

t. #TeamVB77

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>>75918882
honestly, just fuck off

it's so fucking clear you're black, and you want ham to fuck you up the arse

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>>75918882
You so nearly had proper cheeky quads there lad

>>75918885
Ultrasofts = overheat when you try to push and get close to another car

Softs/Mediums = don't overheat as easily, harder so last longer = drivers can push without much deg

>>75918867

This is true. T1 was fully his fault though, surprised he didn't get a penalty for effectively ruining 2 drivers' races. Then again the stewards seem to have a "fuck it" approach this year as long as it's not related to ignoring bollards when rejoining a track.

Just a bit too greedy overall. I wouldn't relegate him into a total Massa/Barrichello role just yet

>>75918885
better track surface in Barcelona

>>75918973
>>75918980

>replying to an obvious low effort troll

>multi-reply autist is back

what a day

>>75919025
>T1 was fully his fault though
t. Kimi literally driving into him was fully okay and Bottas should have just driven off the track and stopped to let everyone else go by
Valtteri had his right wheels completely on the kerbs, just like Mexico 2015. Kimi's fault if you want to apportion blame.

>>75918980
>>>/a/

>>75918973
I guess living in a council estate does terrible things to you.

>>75918885
Most of the overtakes seemed to take place on the pit straight. I would put down to a greater understanding of the track, and the longer DRS zones.

>>75919053
>>75919083

>Implying I'm trolling
>Implying I'm autistic

A fine ad hominem you have there.

>>75918885
I read once that tyres consume themselves more easily in slower curves. So Pirelli decided to use ultrasoft ones to give enough grip but less durability in Sochi and soft and medium ones in Barcelona.
Technically soft ones are way more durable and work well especially in a track after 40 laps

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>>75919053
Everyone deserves (you)s though friend

why are brit bongers the most autistic posters in these threads?

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>>75919097
Try harder at at least getting dubs my friend. You just have to believe the big trips & quads & maybe, just maybe quints will come to you. Yes they will come to you

>>75919171
>>75919109
>>>/a/

>>75919133
I'm not autistic.

Replying in an articulate manner, attempting to hold reasoned discussion, and calling out racists and animefags is not generally a sign of autism.

You on the other hand...

>>75919133

Issues caused by the large-scale inbreeding within both the immigrant and native population

British people are honestly so fucking retarded unless they are in a weird upper-middleclass category that they have enough money to not be retarded but not so much money that they end up retarded
>>75919105

Supersoft-Soft-Medium for all tracks then. Hard is practically useless and Ultra is a meme aside from maybe Monaco

>>75919269
it's only the blacks and the asians that are inbred

mostly, it's just the case that inner city scum are thick as bricks

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>>75919265
Your grumpiness will be the end of you friend

>All these ABH's trying to work out why Vettel lost ITT

Hammy is just ELITE lads face it

>>75919105
No, the opposite is true. Long, high speed corners like Curva Grande or Sochi turn 3 cause more degradation because the tyre is slipping more, generating more friction and more heat, both increasing the tyre temperature and grating rubber off like cheese.

Of course, in 40km/h hairpins, where downforce is non-existent, you have plenty of tyre slip too, but it's at a lower speed and travelling less distance so there's not as much in total.

>>75919269
>Supersoft-Soft-Medium for all tracks then. Hard is practically useless and Ultra is a meme aside from maybe Monaco
I think at Baku teams will be free to choose their own set of tyres, but anyway Ultrasoft are not a meme. Take for example that piece of shit of track of Abudabi: since you have low downforce you must use this set to achieve higher grip, or Monaco even if probably they'll go with supersoft and ultrasoft

>>75919368
Agreed.

He had one race off, now he's going to win. Vettel won't be able to keep up.

>>75919317
>>>/a/

>>75919300
>>75919269
Yet more racism.

Am I going to have to remind you of the >>>/rules/ , or just that you need to go back to >>>/pol/ ?

>>75919265
>I'm not autistic
lol

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>>75919441
Shit you nearly got HAM trips there lad

If you would watch any anime what woudl it be friend?

>>75919393
I mean tangential stresses degrade more the tyres than longitudinal ones. Obviously is the tyres slips more on the side this will affect the durability of it as you said. This happens generally in slower curves or in those where you have lower downforce. Sochi is full of those kind of curves as well as Monaco or Abudabi

im still waiting for someone to tell me WHY ferarri didn't fucking pit under VSC once they saw merc show their hand by bringing out the crew to do a change a full lap early?

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guys, can we not feed the fucking multi-reply hamilton autist?

>>75919521
sorry for the grammar :D

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Is F1 2016 game actually any good or what?

>>75919533
The check from Mercedes went through

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Janitor lad if you're actually her give us a wave

>>75919562
perfect filename

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>>75919619
>her
Here even*

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What's his problem?

>>75919671

Brain damage caused by a spring to the face.

>>75919671
he just wants to be friends but Sebastian is scared of him

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>>75919671
He's a Brazilian - so there's not much to discuss

>>75919671
pieces of spring in the head
pstd after 2008

>>75919562

Not really

I mean it's ok but the AI is fucking terrible (really aggressive and forceful in the overtakes, will spin you out when you block them etc), tire deg is a meme, slipstream is insanely powerful, career mode is not particularly fun. There's endless menus and shit and if you want to make your car competitive you have to do these insanely boring resource point gaining things where you essentially just drive the track with various different objectives. The career mode honestly has so little racing its almost like real F1

The cars are also not particularly fun to drive IMO

>>75919671
he needs to just fucking retire

>>75919719

This.

Senna literally killed the spirit of that country for good.

>>75919671

>puncture on lap 1
>gazillion seconds behind everyone else
>ends up finishing 3 positions ahead of teammate who had trouble-free race aside from self-inflicted problems

Granted Stroll is not a high benchmark but he is actually severely ripping this kid a new asshole, which isn't too bad he was supposed to be memeing it in Formula E this year

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Be3-J9XtJCw

>>75919732
Well fug

>hamilton has a big cock
y/n?

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>>75919821
no

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was today's race the best race of the V6 hybrid era?

Struggling to think of anything better. Felt like a properly straight fight at the front, rather than a race influenced by tyre gimmicks, changeable weather or crashes.

>>75919854
First half was good, 2nd half was quite boring

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>>75919847
everytime
somebody should recreate this in solidworks or catia

Ferrari is acting like a hyperactive ADD kid

Fucking annoying, god damn they're too nervous to be consistent

If they give races away like this there's no hope for WDC let alone WCC

>>75919854
We had some great memefests when mercs got fucked like Hungary 2015

>>75919854
Tire strategy literally decided the race, were you even watching?

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>You are now aware that $tro££ gets massages and neck rubs from Gemma.

Do you hate him even more now?

>>75919854
bahrain 2014, idgaf

>>75919972
This, it was one of the worst races I've ever seen

Not Suzuka-bad but yeah

>>75919954
I meant 2014

>>75919994

you must be new.jpg

>>75919821
No

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>>75919983
GODDAMN!

>>75919983
she's there just to do her job if you understand what I mean and I think you do

>Sauber

How the fuck did they do it? Apart from the meme strategy, their laptimes were 100% competitive with a 2016 engine and no money to develop a proper car. Curry magic?

>>75919847
8½ cm flaccid bro. he is really hung in erect state.

>>75920000
Mercs got fucked in 2015 as well though

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>>75920036
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8HXHzMnA4o

>>75920040
Giovinazzi prepared the car

>>75920040
none of the "other" teams have any money either

>>75919994

>Suzuka
>good races

Great track, almost always bad races aside from a few notable exceptions.

Half the current tracks, Tilke or classic, are total shit for F1 speed cars. Interlagos only gets a pass because it rains there all the fucking time and its at such a critical time in the season (should be the final instead of Abu Dhabi) that everyone is more meme-prone. Suzuka, Spa, Hungary, Monza, Monaco, Canada etc are total snoozefests half the time.

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>WEH alone in a Sauber has now single handedly got a 4 more point than all of McHonda's attempts

>>75920207
Canada has had some good ones

>>75920199
Renault and McHonda are filthy rich, Haas has Ferraribucks, Toro Rosso RBbucks, Force India are good with money

>>75920207
this post gave me cancer

>>75920207
I want the paragraph fin back

>>75920040

This baffles me as well. Ericsson also unironically overtook Williams and McLaren cars as well.

Wehrlein wasn't even blocking, he was just driving the racing line and Sainz couldn't get past for 1000 laps. In a way I really don't like Sauber but it really wouldn't be too bad to have a tighter midfield that BTFO's shit drivers out of the points even more than it does now.

Granted there was Kimi and Verstappen out on 1st corner, Massa and Alonso sent back in the 1st corner, Bottas retirement. I do think all these cars had the pace to stay in front of the Sauber so in a perfect race he would have finished way outside of the points. Really it just makes me wonder how bad that Toro Rosso really is. Haas is a total joke as well

>>75920286
>Renault
actually not so much

Renault corporate gives them a budget of €200-250m and requires them to find the rest with sponsorship. That's barely any more than Williams' budget, and they have to fund the engine development with that as well.

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>>75919983
She does it for the entire crew.

Even good old Stephen will get some

>>75919972
Tyre strategy decided the race, but I meant the race wasn't decided because somebody's tyres fell "off the cliff" which was a shit gimmick.

>>75920375
>American grid girl with her bra hanging out, holding a Bottas sign

So that's:
>classier than Brittny
>more successful modeling career than Brittny
>better taste in drivers than Brittny

Reminder to buy some original Formula 1© stuff. It will be shipped right into your basements.

http://manorf1auction.com/m/view-auctions/catalog/id/3/?page=46&view=grid

>>75920499
the stuff I wanted got too expensive, what a surprise

>>75920398
true, i was actually a bit surprised with how well lewis kept his softs running there at the end

>>75920499
I might try and buy either
http://manorf1auction.com/m/lot-details/index/catalog/3/lot/4596/?url=%2Fm%2Fview-auctions%2Fcatalog%2Fid%2F3%2F%3Fpage%3D1%26view%3Dlist%26key%3Dfront%2520wing%26sale%3Dundefined%26catm%3Dany%26order%3Dorder_num%26xclosed%3Dyes%26featured%3Dno

or

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>>75920356

They'll give them more once they have a more competitive car.

Wouldn't mind seeing a Force India-Renault merger as FI is almost confirmed to be doomed eventually and they do fantastic things with limited budgets.

Hulkenberg is literally Perez-tier (good but probably not a true great) and he's bringing the car to points on a consistent basis. The car isn't bad, its just that Palmer flatters Hulkenberg a lot. Put a true madman in the car and you might even see it on the podium in a meme race.

>>75919983

Post more pics pls, the good ones

>>75920614
good luck I'm bidding on i

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>>75920490
You can't say that aussie!!!!!!!

Brittny designed, built and sells the extremely unique and totally not uncomfortable "bare strap bikini".

She also made a video to beg her way into Sports Illustrated.

>>75920681
i?

Worried for Hamilton desu, he seems to be going full Autist now, like he was in GP2

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>>75920708
my finger sliped

>>75920700

>openly dating a girl like this instead of fucking her on the side and keeping it out of the public eye

What is wrong with Yenson Baton?

>>75920849
P U F F Y
U
F
F
Y

>>75920849
wtf, i love liberty media now

>Hamilton fires his Finnish physio
>"does his own training now"
>only does meme curls and instagram runs
>literally out of breath during the race and dead in the cooldown room whilst Vettel is just chilling

Why is this allowed again?

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>>75920849
Jesus aus we are getting frisky tonight aren't we.

>>75920923
noticed that too, I hope it will become relevant at some point

>>75920207
Are you literally retarded?

>>75920923
because he wins races

>>75920812
>>75920700
>>75920490
Oh yeah I forgot she appeared in this advert as "Mexican Volleyball player #3 who gets ass slapped"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7D4NLEUlx0

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too much butts and tits in here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6X9LsPl10E

>>75920923
He's trying too hard, he may have a big crash this season

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>>75921093

>mfw this kind of advertising works because some guys are completely controlled by their dick

>>75921093
god bless america

>>75921213
he'll win the wdc and retire ala nico, vettel will take his seat and alonso will take his. yes i am from the future

>>75921093

I wonder how much these girls get paid for stuff like this.

I would also pay premium price for a burger that actually looked as good as it does in the commercial. I could almost swear that McDonalds etc burgers have actually gotten smaller since about 2008 or so when I used to eat there at a regular basis

>don't eat fast food for several years
>get McDonalds for whatever reason out of nowhere
>eat it
>don't feel full
>feel a rock in stomach half an hour later
>shit my brains out
>have unexplainable impulsive urge to get McDonald's again whenever driving past

What the fug do they put in their burgers

>>75920923
rewatching it now. he is literally dead in the cooldown room. this will come back and bite him in the ass later on.

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>>75921164
>too much butts and tits

Had to mouseover your flag to make sure you weren't Irish.

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post f1 porn

>>75918145
The graphic going off screen is the beginning if the countdown for VSC removal, so it remained on for ~10 seconds afterwards, before you take into account TV delay

>>75921164

Timestamps pls

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Hamilton confirmed to aryan master race

>>75921360
synthetic soy meat

>>75921360
dunno man, I haven't had a BigMac in years but seeing one/thinking about one like I do now instantly makes me drool and I cna literally taste it

>>75921360
>I wonder how much these girls get paid for stuff like this.

Not much. It's mostly about making connections.

>>75921479
>master race
>lose to italians when it counts

everytime
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2BqxUxxld4

>>75921359
He does look close to retirement, you can't keep racing at that level forever

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>>75921479

>>75921360
>I wonder how much these girls get paid for stuff like this.
$600 if it is just a one time deal like these models do. if it is a large multi commercial campaign and you are a spokesperson, they get special deals

>>75921550
retire with dignity or pull a gimi, it's a questions of several million dollars

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THICC

Qualifying gap between team mates after Barcelona (Barcelona difference)

01. Hulkenberg 0.77s (0.31s)

02. Massa 0.54s (0.273s)

03. Alonso 0.5s (0.517s)

04. Vettel 0.29s (0.239s)

05. Wehrlein 0.24s (0.005s)

06. Perez 0.22s (0.078s)

07. Sainz 0.21s (0.805s)

08. Grosjean 0.041s (-0.188s)

09. Hamilton 0.037s (0.224s)

10. Verstappen 0.02s (0.469s)

Ocon is seriously talented. Kek, to think that in Russia, Bob Fernley said we would see Ocon really improve by Silverstone.

Yes, Vandoorne is up against Alonso and has had car issues, but Alonso has too, and Vandoorne has been with the team for a good while, but is really not looking too great.

Maybe junior formula records need to come with a pinch of salt.

Inb4 Bahrain 2016

Button got fucked by the elimination system and was ahead before he retired. It goes to show just how easy those cars were to drive.

>>75921671
too much

>>75921714
Ocon on ferrari when

>>75921671
>A1, A2 and A3 are completely different cars built from scratch that all raced in one season
cool

>>75921756
I wonder how much Renault regret not trying to poach Ocon from Mercedes?

>>75920849
source on those mammaries, my dude

>>75919854
Bahrain 2014
Austria 2016
Hungary 2014
Hungary 2015

>>75921824
How much money does Palmer bring to justify him still having that seat?

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>>75921756
>young good french driver going to ferrari
NOT AGAIN

>>75919949
Consistent:
Vettel 12122
Hamilton 21241

Which one is more consistent?

>>75921824
renault had him before...

Is /r/formula1 redpilled?
https://www.reddit.com/r/formula1/comments/6b3y7w/2017_winner/dhjkrxl/

>>75921913
Right in the feels.

But I think Perez is more likely to go to Ferrari than Ocon.
>Bottas fired when?

>>75921895
Unsure.

>>75921948
He's sort of 'owned' by both Merc and Renault.

>>75921913
tractor cunt took his life
>>75921998
Perez is ok but he gives me Massa feels...

>>75921623
Are you suggesting that Hamilton could move to WRC??

He'd literally get lynched in rural Finland kek

>>75921971
you tell me, you seem to read it quite a bit

>>75921971
I dunno I don't go to semen slurping websites

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>>75921971
does he mean this one?

it's all for fun

>>75918145
VSC not ending where it approx. started on the track for the majority of the cars is unfair as fuck.

but then this is fia, and fair rules are verboten.

>>75922035
>Are you suggesting that Hamilton could move to WRC??
obviously not, I'm talking phoning it in

>>75921479
>>75921555
I'm sorry but I don't see Giovinazzi in this picture anywhere

>>75921671
this car was slower than Hamilton's brother but I still love how it looks

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>>75922203
you didn't see him?

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>>75922203

>>75921824
>>75921948
>>75922003

he was a part of Lotus' driver academy in 2014 and 2015. He jumped ship to Mercedes before the Renault buyout happened. At the start of 2016, Mercedes loaned him to Renault on the condition that he did some FP1 sessions because they already had Wehrlein and Team Banana needed a reserve driver. That deal ended once Ocon went to Manor.

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>>75918700
Don't be so sad, Finland. They are still breddy gud and I like them.
Ferrari basically already gave away the WCC and their only hope is Vettel taking the WDC now desu.

>>75922103
I was making a joke, dammit Germany the stereotypes are real

>>75921714

All the new drivers aside from Ocon are essentially struggling. I think it just goes to show that these current cars are more like what F1 should be. Drivers back in the day would often talk about how they could not comprehend how fast other drivers were going, and basically just fear for their lives and push beyond the limit of what they would ever do if there wasn't a reference of someone else going much faster than they are.

Stroll will hopefully be a case in itself to prove the bad investement that is a paydriver. Stroll and Palmer are going to cost their teams millions of dollars considering how far off the pace of their (not that highly rated) teammates they are. F3 to F1 simply should not happen, and just because Verstappen did it doesn't mean it should be the new norm.

>>75922561
>>75918632
>>75918882
>>75919097
>>75919265

are you really this desperate for attention that you need to samefag this hard?

>>75922360
Grazie

now all it needs is 44 replaced with 88 and it'll be a true neo-nazi's wet dream

>>75922580
too many autists and baiting brits ITT sorry

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Lads, how sorry do you feel for this guy?

He's not that bad a driver - he even finished ahead of Ricciardo in 2015.

Has demotion ever even happened before? Of course normally you don't have two teams owned by the same company.

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>>75921714
>01. Hulkenberg 0.77s (0.31s)
the absolute ville de la Palmer

>>75922084
saved

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>>75922603
Like I said, he is imitating me.

Or he just happens to have very similar opinions to me. Who knows.

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In my opinion f1 cars should go back to traditional colouring
red for italians
green for british
blue for french
white for germans
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXbQFpPrykA

>>75922603
>>75922561
>>75922944

I wouldn't listen to this guy. He's trying to bait you, and it isn't going to work. I'm the real Hamilton fan here.

It's so easy to edit images.

>>75922795
Rather be a baiting Brit than a Kraut, Klaus.

>>75922647
>>75922360
>>75922332
>>75921555
>>75921479
>>>/pol/

>>75922879
Not at all. He only finished in front because RIC had issues. He threw away good points, and good starting positions. At the end of the day, he had his chance - it's time for him to go.

>>75922026
>Perez is ok but he gives me Massa feels...
that's racist

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>>75922944
well, if you want to play the screencap game...

level of thinking a million miles above your head

now fuck off, nigger

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>>75922879
I'm just glad he didn't actually kill himself

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>>75922974
If you had to watch a single anime what would it be friend?

anyone got the screenshot of just before the race in the crowd the americans holding up the "MAX MAKE F1 GREAT AGAIN" sign?

/r/ing a screenshot of the retarded amx fans

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Ok lads, suggest me a F1-related watch to buy, it's time to treat myself.

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>>75919854
Ok if those are his mother and sister then how the fuck does he look like a fucking gypsy?

>>75923077
>>>/a/

>>75923043
As I suspected. You're so fucking sad you need to samefag for attention.

You racists are all the same.

>>75923112
>what is plastic surgery

wake me up when the autism storm is over

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>>75923112
his mother does look like a gypsy

can anyone give the rundown, lads?

https://www.formula1.com/en/video/2017/5/Kimi_consoles_disappointed_Ferrari_fan.html

Kimi is just my fucking hero

>>75923112
he really doesn't look different from his sister, just he's a dude and doesn't spend his life perfecting makeup and removing blackheads

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>>75923121
Come on grumpy boy I even got repeating digits. What would be the anime you have to watch.

If you refuse to answer me I will be forced to go to your nan for answers instead.

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>>75923205
it will be once the """""British""""" guy realises that nationalism is nothing but a spook

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>>75922974
You are doing a pretty good job of imitating me 2bh. I tip my hat to you.

>Not at all. He only finished in front because RIC had issues. He threw away good points, and good starting positions. At the end of the day, he had his chance - it's time for him to go.
Hm. I dunno. I think he did an okay job. Also remember, he's still only 23 years old. Being demoted is a big hit to his career. Toro Rosso is a team you're meant to graduate from, not go back to.

>>75923043
Yeah except I didn't use inspect element on mine. Take my word or don't, I don't really give a shit.

>>75923061
I'm *surprised* that he hasn't.

>>75923276
this
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1935_German_Grand_Prix

>>75919732
The AI was great, I had many good AI moments. Put in good laps, tough racing, actual defending/attacking and such with occasional quirks on specific corners on some corners and the weird train thing they sometimes do when the car in front is slow.

>>75923205
>being rustled by other people existing
Lol @ ur lyf m8

>>75923276
Fucking lol. No mate. Nationalism is EVERYTHING. For as long as humans have existed they have belonged to tribes, groups, societies. Why? Because a group is stronger than an individual. Nations are a natural outgrowth of that. People these days say "the nation is dead!" but they are oh so wrong. Nations aren't going anywhere soon. Even if pan-national alliances grow in stature (e.g. the European Union, the Arab League, etc.), all that means is that they will effectively become the new nations.

Anyway I'll stop now because I'll probably get banned for not talking about sports on the sports board.

So uh... nations are also important from a sporting perspective. You should support your nation's sportsmen because, when shit hits the fan, your nation is who you will rely upon to survive. And a nation that takes pride in itself, which is composed of people who are committed to the defence of the nation, is more likely to survive. If a nation is composed of people who don't care about the survival of the nation, then that nation will get taken over by another.

>>75923563
fuck nations, give back earldoms for maximum comfy

>>75919562
Fucking kek. Just watching it over and over makes it really funny.

>>75919562
>>75919732
>>75923510
How does it compare to, say, 2013? Which is the one I have. And it's a pretty good game. Sure the driving physics are not the absolute most realistic, but I think they're realistic enough that it's a fun game to play. Also the fact that it simulates all of the features of a race, from practice to quali to the race, is cool - but of course if you want to just jump in, you can do that too. I recently went through the whole "scenario" mode, which is very fun. You just jump into all these short little scenarios in different races. Good stuff.

>>75923308
Cool race, but I don't see why it means that nationalism is a """spook"""

>>75923691
But they were part of a nation mate...

>>75923308
didn't know Hans-Joachim Stuck had a racing driver dad, and a reasonbly successful one at that

>>75923743
>Cool race, but I don't see why it means that nationalism is a """spook"""
I just wanted an excuse to post it XD

>>75923782
nations didn't exist before a few French guys thought it would be productive for their or anyone's people (it wasn't)

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>>75923786
They are kind of a racing dynasty m8, Striezel is just the most famous I'd guess. His sons are pretty active as well.
>tfw you'll never conquer American IMSA racing with your buddy Walter Röhrl

>>75923782
'no'

>>75923061
any chance of him surviving in F1 without RBR/STR?

>>75924181
only if he can equal Sainz
the whole STR thing is kinda tricky though if you're not picked up by Red Bull

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>>75924181
hahaha as if

he's a dead man walking.

>For Lance, he finished the race without incident and he was able to learn more about tyre management and race craft. We hope he can continue to progress in Monaco

Kek. That is really quite damning from Paddy.

>>75924473
>We hope he can continue to progress in Monaco
aka
>We'll be reluctantly happy as long as he doesn't crash multiple times during the weekend

>>75924645
Why doesn't he just win a race and be even younger and look more lke a frog so he can get away with crashing at maldonado rates?

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>>75919854
since we're going with family portraits...

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>>75925072
haha because he looks like a frog XDDD

my boy checo to ferrari when?

>>75925443
costruire muro

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>>75925443
Never

>>75925483
no tienen dinero para eso

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>>75925404
>blood group O+
>universal donor
>gives us memes
it makes sense

>>75923803
Fair.

>>75923822
The Roman Empire was essentially a nation mate. So was the Assyrian Empire. Even after these things, why do you think it was the French who created nations? After the Romans left Britain, it was taken over by Anglo-Saxons, who then formed seven separate kingdoms throughout Britain - the "heptarchy", as it's called. Each of those kingdoms was essentially a nation.

>>75924007
'yes'

>>75924181
Who knows. But that's the thing isn't it, that's why I feel sorry for him - because what are his options now? The fact that Red Bull have publicly shown the rest of the paddock that they don't want him in their top team doesn't exactly show to the other teams that he's a great buy.

But who knows - he's experienced of course. Maybe he'll replace someone like Magnussen at Haas or even Palmer at Renault, since those guys are both pretty shit. Or Ericsson at Sauber. But probably only if something were to happen to one of those guys. Well he could replace Palmer anyway because Palmer clearly isn't handling things too well.

>>75925443
Genuinely never

>>75925483
>>75925520
Speak english you fucking spics

>>75925523
fake

>>75925550
You dont seem to know the definition of what makes a nation, and "essentially a nation" is not a nation

>>75925686
I bet it's real Hans, Germany is super gay

So, how do I get into Formula 1?

>>75925489
>the call that saved 0 (zero) podiums

>>75925735
when I searched for 'homosexuality landmark' to see whether there's a real article this is the second result:
http://www.pinknews.co.uk/2016/09/23/englands-queer-history-celebrated-with-lgbt-landmarks/

>>75925728
>na·tion
>A large aggregate of people united by common descent, history, culture, or language, inhabiting a particular country or territory.

The things I have mentioned (Roman Empire, Assyrian Empire, the heptarchal kingdoms of England such as Wessex, Sussex, Mercia, etc.) ALL fit that description

Fuck off

Seriously, fuck off

>>75925748
By watching it

>>75925797
Delete this

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please stop responding to the autist

>>75925903
but he will still respond to you

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>>75925903
>>75925911
why do you put schnitzels on a breadroll in Texas?

>>75925946
what

>>75925903
>>75925911

I am not autistic. You're not even funny anymore, if you ever were...

>>75925797
Please, Klaus. Put your own house in order, before you start insulting Britain.

>>75925794
Nico will get a podium eventually. This meme needs to die.

>>75920047
He's black, he wont really get any bigger,

>>75925946
why do you live under water

>>75925858 to >>75925797
>Delete this


>>75925964 to >>75925797
>Please, Klaus. Put your own house in order, before you start insulting Britain.

either there's two of you now or you're genuinely autistic

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>>75925963
they put schnitzels on breadrolls at the Austin GP

>>75925979
I live above sea level without a mortgage

>>75925903
Lol why are you so rustled bro :-)

Also please take your handegg bullshit to >>>/asp/, thanks.

>>75919847
>>75920047
>>75925972
You know what's really funny? That you guys take the piss out of me for supporting Hamilton, and then you go and... do that.

It's okay though because it just reminds me how fucking weird you guys are, and that makes me feel better, because I'm actually semi-normal. Not completely normal, but at least I don't try and measure people's dicks from fucking photographs of them, I mean seriously, how fucked up in the head (and/or homosexual) do you have to be to do something like that?

>>75926022
i dunno my man, texans just do shit like that

@75926029

no (You)s for you but it was a Guatemalanon who measured it

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>>75926020
Yes there's two. I'm the guy who said "delete this" - I'm also the guy that this image was made about (at least I'm pretty sure I am, because a guy first used it in response to me a couple months ago, and I'm pretty sure he made it there and then): >>75918759

The guy who said "put your own house in order" is someone else. But hey, there's nothing wrong with having some more Hamilton supporters around here.

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>>75926020
It was all me, Klaus. Made you look, eh!

>>75925946
do you mean a tenderloin sandwich? It is something that goes back to old times here, I assume some guy put it in bread to sell it as festival food, and it just stuck as a normal dish. didn't know it was a texas thing though, I think it started in Indiana.

>>75926079
Then that guy is a faggot. But why the fuck would you even save/repost something like that.

>>75926083
Mate you shopped that.

>>75926120
I'm afraid I didn't.

I'm so sad, I need to respond to the same post twice.

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>>75926098
No its a schnitzel on a breadroll. I guarantee you that meat is not tenderloin. Calling it a sandwich does a disservice to all sandwiches out there.

I'd eat 1 per lap though.

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>mfw Finnish posters aren't the most autistic in /f1/ anymore

>>75926223
You went off the spectrum entirely.

>>75926223
You were never more autistic than the Bahamanian. Granted, he's an army of one, but you can at least be articulate or insightful.

>>75926141
It's a bad shop, mate. Nice try, however.

>>75926103
I bet half of the racists on here are putting on a front, to hide the fact that they want Hamilton inside them. Still, there's no problem with being gay. I don't know why they need to hide it.

>>75926141
Yes you did mate, and you know that I know that you did.

Anyway. I don't know why you're impersonating me but I guess I have no reason to object. For now.

It is a little puzzling though.

>>75926178
Looks tasty

>>75926223
>thinks someone is autistic just because they fancy having a bit of bants in the F1 thread
'no'

>>75926286
MATE STOP IMPERSONATING ME IT'S FUCKING WEIRD

You're literally responding to your own post with "it's a bad shop", for fuck's sake

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>>75926368
Wasn't me.

Must be another impersonator about.

>>75926420
IT'S NOT FUNNY MATE. YOU'RE JUST FUCKING SAD.

I know you fucking shopped these images, you're not fooling anyone. Seriously, do you have nothing better to with your life?

did monger just find out about 4chan?

>>75926492
we need to hide all the trap comments, and fast.

>>75926478
HAMILTON ROCKSS

well done Brits, you finally did it, you made Germans submit without the help of USA, Russia, France and your colonies
good night /f1/

>>75926609
HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAH

Oh you're so funny, I forgot to laugh. You must be a fucking no-life loser if you put this much time into impersonating someone on a fucking anonymous image board.

Fuck off.

Seriously, fuck off.

>>75926656
rest well, comfy seb

>impersonating someone
>on an anonymous image board
>impersonating
>anonymous

>>75926724
I have a distinctive "style" that I use in my posts.

This fucking loser seems to have spent way too much time looking at my posts, and he's trying to... I have no idea what the autist is up to.

It's retarded, but he is too.

>>75926178
But it is a tenderloin

>>75926760
time to become a tripfag if you're that bootyblasted, lad.

>>75926724
do we even know which is the original hamilnigger anymore?

i fucking lost track about halfway down

sad!

lmaoing at this thread rn