Why are Man Utd fans actually defending the possibility they

>>75917306
It could have been worse

>>75917306

Mourinho is officially finished

>>75917306
1st in shirt sales, which is most important ranking.

5th with an EL title > 2nd with no titles

>No CL

ummmmmm casual

>Man Utd fans thinking Ajax will be a walkover.

>No CL

>let’s pretend the United Kingdom plays a role after group stage

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>>75917658

>Football non nation thinking anyone cares about thier opinion

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>>75917751

>let's pretend the Bundesliga plays a role after Buyern

>>75917756
How many European Championships have you won?

>>75917756
he is right though

ajax will shit on manu

>>75917658
Ajax will lose

>>75917811
>parity is more important than quality

>>75917963
>one CL in 15 years

There's no quality or no parity

Wish Germans would stop replying to my posts with bad opinions

>>75917756
Same national titles as you and me :)

Celebrating winning the Europa League is pathetic. You can look at a list of all the Europa League winners and say of every single one "here's a team that wasn't even close to competing for the Champions League." It's alright for Sevilla or Anderlecht or whatever, but it's absolutely embarassing for a big club.

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>5th

>>75918097
Luckily we're only in it for CL qualification then

>>75917756
This post is going to be perfect if Dolberg scores the winner. Also one the best players in the league, Eriksen, is a stinking dane so shut yer pie hole.

>Man United will get absoluely fucking smashed by RB Leipzig
I can't wait

>>75918223
Rooney's hair is older than that 'club'

Fuck outta here refugerman

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>tfw Lyon could have stopped them

>>75918310
>Rooney's hair is older than that 'club'
That will make losing even more hilarious.

>5th
C'mon, dawg. Everyone knows 6th is Utd's rightful home.

>>75917306
>fans
Customers

>>75918223
Leipzig wont be in europe though

>>75917306
>Work in a McDonald's
>Some fella comes in
>Definite United fan
>Home shirt, Cockney accent etc
>"Hi, welcome to McDonald's may I take your order?"
>"I'll have a McRib"
>"We haven't done McRibs in years"
>"I didn't want it then"
>"Sorry?"
>"McRibs are shite!"
>"..."
>"20 times"

Cause silverware and CL football

That's a more successful season than Liverpool, arsenal, city, in a way even spurs. They were never top and no one remembers teams the that finishes second

>>75917963
>actually defending the buyernwinslol league

>>75918039
>one CL in 15 years
That is actually true. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

>>75918097

Being 5th (or 6th, 8th or 13th) + winning the Europa League= 1 title to celebrate + CL slot.

Being 4th = into preliminary play-off round to qualify for the CL

Being 2nd and Tottenham= 0 titles to celebrate + a chip on your shoulder.

If Man Utd wins the EL it'll be the most succesful english team this season after Chelsea.

>>75917306
they´ll finish in 6th, won´t they?

>>75923708
ajax will win the EL

>>75917306
don't watch sawker so pardon my ignorance, but does it really matter if a team finishes 2nd or 10th or 15th? do they receive extra perks or something?

>>75923945
Yes. And not like in your 'sports' where it's better to finish last than finish 2nd

>>75923918
this will happen, also Liverpool are going to slip top 4

>>75923966
could you explain to me what those perks are? from what I read the top 4 in the premier get a CL spot, but United might get a CL spot if they win the EL. so in the end, does it really matter for them if they finish 2nd or 6th or 15th?

>>75924005
>I read the top 4 in the premier get a CL spot, but United might get a CL spot if they win the EL. so in the end, does it really matter for them if they finish 2nd or 6th or 15th?
Yes if they don't win the EL. Plus money and prestige

>>75924005
Top 4 get CL. Top 7 get EL. correct

>>75921843
Every clubs sells tickets, no?

>>75923918

Sign Guidetti for one extra chance at cucking.

>>75917603
Lol no. Europa League should only be a source of pride for smaller money teams who have no shot at competing with Madrid, Barca, ManU, etc. The fact that ManU is even in that tourney is shameful`

I can't even fucking remember the last time Man Utd scored more than ONE goal with any regularity

Honestly feel like it's been years

The majority of the forward line/midfield should be taken out back and shot, starting with that fat fuck Rooney

>>75925041
Top 4 is so fierce nowadays, EL means something.

>>75917658
not a walkover. but a win.
none of knock out ties were walkovers. but every single one of them was a win.

>>75918097
Chelsea won the Europa league the year after winning the Champions league

>>75923708
>winning the Europa League= 1 title to celebrate

That's literally a loser bracket tourney. A real stretch calling that a title, at least for clubs like ManU

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>people unironically think ajax have a chance
will be most boring 1-0 ever

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>Take over a team that finished 5th
>Already the most expensive team in the league with the biggest wage bill
>Spend £200m
>play shitty defensive football
>Win the milk cup
>Play such shit park the bus football that you score zero goals away against the top 7 (until a late consolation own goal against Spurs)
>Start crying to the press and playing the victim as usual
>Get lucky with an easy as fuck run to the EL final against teams who's finances are dwarfed by United's

If he doesn't win against Ajax he should be sacked, worse than Van Laal

>>75917811
Borussia Dortmund routinely goes further in Yurop than EPLel teams tho.

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Fucking Sevilla or Romas transfers dwarf Ajaxs. Do ABUs just expect United to roll ver and not try to get into the CL or something

>>75926476

They went as far as lester and were more pathetic against monaco than shitty

>>75926738
>pathetic against monaco
they literally had their bus bombed and were forced to play the next day

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>>75925379
>mouyes two years ago
>lmao EL is a loser competition, you should be ashamed of competing there
>mouyes in August
>I wish we didn't play EL, what a waste of time, 100% focused on PL
>mouyes now
>Semis against biggest match in Manure history la, never cared about the league we're all abou big european competitions like the famed EL

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>>75918223
FIFA/UEFA rules don't allow two or more teams from one franchise to compete in the same competition
>mfw Leipzig get cucked cas of a fucking energy drink

>>75926773

>Falling for their lame excuses

>>75926810
2 years ago? Are you talking about his comments when he took over, just after Chelsea had won the EL? Yeah, top 6 didn't exist around that time.

>>75926738
>expect United to roll ver
No, but with their shitty tactics and players they can simply get beaten, narrowly of course. Ajax are bunch of ambitious teenagers who can get their first taste of European relevancy, while Manure are ridiculously overpaid and stagnating mercenaries coached by washed up >mouyes. On one hand Ajax managed to choke their league to Feyenoord, on the other Manure barely got past Rostov or Celta Viga.
Manure HAVE to win, and there would be nothing to celebrate since it's just a duty. If they choke though, I fully expect >mouyes to commit suicide on the spot.

>>75926810
>biggest match in Manure history
That's been misinterpreted.

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>>75926912
"It's also the most important match of our history. It doesn't matter what happened before, it doesn't matter how big matches we played before."
What's amusing is that clueless customers such as (You)rself will eat it up and feel like Manure achieved something if they manage to win the final. There isn't a fanbase even comparably as gullible

>>75927056
Why do you think I don't know the quote? Saying it's been misinterpreted implies I know what he said, no?

>clueless
That's you. Go and watch his post match press conference where he says that he felt Man Utd needed to match Celta's desire, as it was there biggest match in their history (first European semi-final). Unless you've already seen that and actually know what you're talking about, of course.

>>75927191
Jose wasn't even speaking on MU entire history, rather 'their' history. the of his time there since last summer.

>>75926810
This, it's hilarious to see Mouyes backtracking now that his stock has hugely dropped to second tier.

He was happy to shit all over the EL, now it's the biggest match ever and a great tournament, just forget they had to face teams like Brugge, Rostov and Celta Vigo on the way to the final.

Mourinho is totally a success blasting away nothing teams with 1/100th of his budget whilst playing shit football

>>75926912
>misinterpreted

everything mou says is misinterpreted if it doesn't fit a certain agenda. it's because he can't actually defend his actions.

>tfw united have spent half a billion to face some teenagers in a final
>tfw they might lose and miss out on champions league
>tfw mouyes will have a mental breakdown on the pitch if that happens

ManU fans should be thanking Mourinho everyday for the trophies and position they get this season.
The teams was complete rubish and he still wants to get rid of 4 rats who cant play.
United needs 5 big transfers at least to do well next season.

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>>75927191
Literally said
>"I think in terms of motivation, we are even. For Celta it is, in their words, the most important match of their history. And my feelings, it's also the most important match of our history. It doesn't matter what happened before, it doesn't matter how big matches we played before."
Nothing to "misinterpret" there, what you're claiming is how you wish it to be perceived, not what >mouyes said himself.
>biggest match in Manure history according to the has-been fraud's feelings
>proceeds to draw at home against 12th team from Sunny Liga, on a 4 match losing run previously
>only thanks to City reject missing open net in last seconds
>mfw

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>>75927273
>now that his stock has hugely dropped to second tier
Exactly, well put. It's not that EL suddenly became better competition, it's him who became EL-tier manager - and barely getting by with a squad that cost multiple times more than all of their opponents combined.

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>>75927356
Based Slovak bro putting customers in their place as usual

>>75927273
>shit all over the EL
Proofs? Far as I know, he just said Chelsea should be competing in the CL. Which is, um, true. But I guess trying to get into the CL via the best available means contradicts this.

>>75927312
Not talking about everything, talking about this particular thing that Mourinho said.

>>75927356
He said those things because he wanted Man Utd to match the desire of Celta.

>>75927324
>Take over a team that finished 5th in the league
>Spend £200m more in transfers
>finish 6th
>DUDE HE DID AS GOOD AS HE POSSIBLY COULD!!

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>>75927324

>spend 11989092031.76 Indian Rupees in summer of 2016
>just 5 more players la, and we're almost there

t. Jose Mourinho

>>75927466
>Alli is some talent but not sure we would be able to fit him in

Top kek.

Also why would somebody leave Spurs for a worse club like United?

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>>75927505

>all these ABUs mad we have a shot at a treble this year
Sad!

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>>75927440
>"The Europa League is a different competition (to the Champions League), the Europa League is a different level of competition for a different level of player and a different level of club. 'It is not good for a big club to go there and win it."
And now, two years later after he's been reduced to the >mouyes meme, EL semis against fucking Vigo are the "the most important match of our history". Sad!
>>75927418
;)

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>>75927526
>McDonald's Community Shield
>Mickey Mouse's Sunday Fun Cup
>Minnie Mouse's Euro Friends Cup

>treble

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>>75927466
It's like our /manutd/ general, except they're serious

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>>75927553
What motivation is there to win the Europa trophy if they've already won the most important match in their history?

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>Jose, are we the bad guys?
>Why Devils though? Other teams have cool badges like a lion or a hammer or a lark.

>>75927529
Somehow he's saying it's good now?

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>>75927598
>still may lose 30% of their Adidas sponsorship if they manage to choke against pubescent Ajax academy boys
Now if that isn't sufficient motivation for Manure Ltd., I don't know what is

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>>75926410
>this this doujin is complete shit outside of this one panel

>>75927619
>shitty name like the United Stand
>not the United States

lol people saying united are about the EL

United are an upper mid tier team in EPL. Perfect for a good run into the EL.

You faggots giving them shit for trying in the competition are clearly delusional about how good united actually are. Clear case of 'muh history'.

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I love how much the old school United fans hate Mourinho and all the bullshit customers

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>>75927651
No, not just good... "most important match ever"
He used to be like a IRL shitposter back in his prime, good irony and all. Someway along the way he became a shitty tripfag consumed by delusion and (You) whoring.

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United customers have always been knee jerk morons, they were just lucky to be successful for so long that they had no reason to chimp out

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>pl-pl-pls come home Ronaldo, look at our sponsorship deals! We can win the Europa league la!

>>75927721
>most important match ever
Which I disputed, in the post you replied to.

>I'll assume something disputed by my opponent, and use it to prove my point
Fucking stupid Slovak cunt.

>>75927677
Can't say you're wrong, but lets see customers admit how far Manure have fallen. Plus they aren't operating on a budget of midtable club, to this day I can't understand how retarded can someone be with their money

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>>75927683

Have some compare and contrast

>>75927770

>this fucking bong shitting up a bants thread

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>>75927770
>Which I disputed
No, you attemted to twist his words to suit your imaginary interpretation until I posted the whole thing.
>he felt Man Utd needed to match Celta's desire
That's how you wish he had put it, his literal words are "it's also the most important match of our history" - not playing like it was the important match, not matching their ambition since it's THEIR most important match... Our most important match in history :)

>>75927832
I love the absolutely brilliant trick Lingard does where he taps the ball past his man then runs really fast to get it

>>75927813
I am surprised they are able to keep up the spending.

I can only imagine now it's not about winning but buying popular players for merchandising.

It can't be too long for that to fail as players refuse to play for a boring club

>>75927683
>it's taken 45 years, but you've finally see a half decent United fan

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>>75927832
>marketability as No.1 argument when discussing a player
We can mock them with customer memes all we want, they actually embrace and enjoy it. How does one person become such parody of a fan?

>starts season with 22 trophies
>has so far 24
>is in an european final
>reminder The Great One has never lost one of those
>reminder it's against A Fucking Cleaning Product
>25 then
>3 new trophies
>picking up a club that was the joke of the continent because of how easily conned they were paying 40-45M for average players and 80M for meme promising pacey nigs and giving absurdly long contracts to end of career memes
>brings best striker of his generation
>brings best midfielder in the world
>brings unknown CB that quickly gains a reputation as the most efficient and composed in the league
>in 2 months the team performances are praised by fans as amazing
>media cannot deny the outstanding play as the data is there, like the amount of chances created per game
>25 unbeaten run: a team that can't be beaten
Mourinho is quite clearly at the top of his game, and miles ahead anybody else. the league title will arrive next season naturally, it's not even a question, the unknown is how competitive United will be in the CL. I reckon a QF is what's possible, but knowing Jose he'll push into a semi.

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>>75927885
Shit I posted just for the "look how much customers prioritize selling shit over the success of their team" but good eye

Have a Dr. Pogba for that

can somebody explain why brits expect manu to beat ajax?

their ''''defense''' has been exposed by lesser teams and they are clueless at going forward so expect a comfy 3-0 for ajax

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>>75927924
pls explain

>>75927948
what? what's confusing to you about the concept
>2nd is as good as 10th

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>>75927894
It all depends on the sponsors, and sponsors decide their investments based on number of fans, not sporting achievements. So as long as gullible chinks and pakis follow Manure on social media and PL's coverage in South Asia are Manure matches exlusively, they'll get more Chevrolet money, more Adidas money, and hilariously overpay on more flops.

>>75927876
>Slovak is BTFO of everyone
>it's just a bants thread!

>>75927881
>attempted to twist his words to suit your imaginary interpretation
What I mean is that I disputed the meaning.

>his literal words are "it's also the most important match of our history"
Yes, but since that is a big statement it is one's reaction to see if he meant something other than the literal meaning of said words (which he did). Unless of course you're a simpleton or an autist etc.

>>75927960
this bit:
> Mourinho is quite clearly at the top of his game

also I'm confused how easily you bated me.

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>>75927924
>it's a >mouyesbro post
Wanted to greentext all the bait you managed to fit into a single post but you'll just get a reaction image this time, it's late

>>75927938

>why brits expect manu to beat ajax

I think most are expecting Ajax to utterly demolish them mate, but it's funnier to get their hopes up first

>>75927999
it says in the post. his work at United is indeed extraordinary

>>75927998
Does 'our history' mean United as a whole, or United with Mou.

Who cares anyway, Mou isn't forced to tell the truth in interviews, his job is to motivate the team.

>>75928056
he was very clear in what he said.
>in the context of "the next match is always the most important of our history", yes, the celta vigo match is the most important of our history

>>75927998
>Only Slovak btfoing United
>Not everyone ITT

It's literally you and the Portuguese fag in here who are customers. Everyone else loves United memes.

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>>75927998
>he might have said that but I believe he actually meant something else
>this actually qualifies as a dispute among the paki customer community
Chuckled a bit in real life

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>>75928019
k. thanks.

>>75928056
>motivating the team by reducing a formerly great team into irrelevant EL shitters who could possibly (and as it turned out, they did) struggle against the Spanish Middlesbrough
>while taking a dump on his previous statements at the same time
Manure are the only team where he can get away with this kind of pathetic shit, even a burnout case like him is probably aware what kind of fanbase he's dealing with

https://twitter.com/Chriswin4/status/863814581680037888

>Jose's man """""""management""""""""

>>75928119
I didn't say Slovak was BTFO of Man Utd, I quoted someone. Why would someone who was arguing against the Slovak say he was BTFO of people?

>>75928146
Yeah, managers don't tell the truth all the time. If a manager says his team performs well after a poor performance do you believe he means it. Maybe if you are a starving Slovak milk farmer who just became literate last year. Plus, you are wilfully ignoring the comments he made after the Celta home game and which I told you about. Controvert that and then 'chuckle irl'.

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>>75928158
You're welcome pal

>>75928210
>man """""""management""""""""
Another person who doesn't know what that phrase means.

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>5th

haha calm down there buddy it's not like they're the biggest club in the world and have aspirations beyond 6th

>>75926419
Pretty much

Tbh I think the real mourinho died at Real Madrid

The 2011/2012 season is the last time it felt like he was still 'the special one'

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>>75928214
So we're not even intepreting the statement anymore, just brushing it under carpet with "he wasn't telling the truth la". Got it

>>75928232
>the right definition is my definition

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>>75928210
>Said he doesn't want to play EL in August, what a useless shitty competition
>Says he doesn't want to play PL in May, what a bother to deal with when they have the coveted EL to focus on
>mouyes

>>75928282
your definition also makes no sense

>>75928303
In a sense, psychology and motivation falls under man management. Making such statements about PL, a competition that should always be primary focus for domestic side, sets an awful precedence for future campaigns. But then again it's >mouyes, he hardly plans a long future at Manure.

>>75928256
I didn't say he wasn't telling the truth, you fucking idiot. I said managers don't always tell the truth, which is what is necessary for you to prove your point. And I did interpret it. Way back. I said that he said that because he wanted the team to match the motivation of Celta. Which you didn't respond to, just kept hitting the 'this is what he literally said' strategy.

>>75928303

I posted just a tweet

fuck off back to playing cricket

>>75928364
He was talking to the group, not individuals. That's not 'man' management.

>>75928402

What the fuck is a half time talk to the team if not man management? The British are socially autistic so I doubt you can manage your way through a basic conversation

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>>75928377
I did respond to that >>75928146 , only for you to proceed with "well it can and also doesn't have to be true :^)" argument. So what you're proposing is either
>he meant someting else
>he didn't mean it at all
Which barely matters, because you can come up with excuses all you want but in the end he put it quite clearly with little room for speculation.

>biggest match in Manure history
>against 12th team in La Liga with LLLLL recent record in domestic competition
>actually SHOOK until the very last second

>>75922663


>Work in a McDonald's
>Some fella comes in
>Definite Liverpool fan
>Food stained shirt, looks like Sloth from goonies etc
>"Hi, welcome to McDonald's may I take your order?"
>"I'll have a Big Mac"
>"well sir, we've actually upgraded the Big Mac with better meat and ingredients"
>"that doesn't make it better"
>"Sorry?"
>"I've had the original at least 18 times before. I don't want your new shit burger."
>"..."
>turns and crushes another customer against the wall trying to shuffle out
>slips in the doorway

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>>75928402
>man management only relates to individuals, when it concerns group it's something else entirely, because it says "man", singular, in the term
No wonder you can't fathom what >mouyes meant by "biggest match in Manure history"

>>75927324
I fucking love this guy

>>75928482
Man management is managing a individual player. Like, for example, Alex Ferguson giving preferntial treatment to Eric Cantona or giving some players the hair-dryer or some players not, depending on what worked best.

>>75928495
You didn't respond to what he said post-Celta.

>quite clearly with little room for speculation.
Did you fold your arms and stamp your foot like a little girl when you said this? Fucking idiot.

>>75928549
Yes, that's why the prefix 'man' is there.

>No wonder you can't fathom what >mouyes meant by "biggest match in Manure history"
Conjecture.

>>75928377
Can someone explain to me why this Slovak is so easily BTFOing this native English speaker? Im scared and aroused.

>>75928599
>man management is managing an individual player
>team:
>webster definition-collective group of ghosts

fucking retard. man management is collective like you said, man to man, not just one like like you said at the start?

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>>75928599
>You didn't respond to what he said post-Celta
Because it's not what we're discussing ITT, you'e just looking for more excuses. The qoute "biggest match in Manure history" is the topic and his official statement he gave before the game, no "hurr durr I was only pretending to be retarded" and backtracking is going to change that.
>Did you fold your arms and stamp your foot like a little girl
No, but I can vividly imagine a seething paki typing "Fucking idiot" kek

>>75928621
It's obvious English isn't your native language then, I assumed you were second generation. At first you were triggered by taking >mouyes' embarrassing quotes at faces value, only to fail to comprehend that "man management" doesn't literally mean one man. Top comedy Rajesh

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>>75928646
>native English speaker
Yeah, well...

>>75928646
BASED slovakia

>>75928646
>implying

>>75928669
Is Webster British?

>>75928738
>Because it's not what we're discussing ITT
it relates to what you said, no?

>you're just looking for more excuses
And it's not you looking for something to criticise him for?

>no "hurr durr I was only pretending to be retarded" and backtracking is going to change that
So we're getting somewhere. You admit the possibility of another interpretation for his words but think he's only pretending. Interesting. Perhaps we will come back to that.

>paki typing "Fucking idiot"
Not a paki.

>>75928832
It would be relevant if he reasoned the quote in the same press conference, otherwise it's just damage control after the match was over. It's like you saying "Not a paki", an obvious nonsensical delusion, and then appearing in a new thread three hours later elaborating you were only pretending not to be a paki for the sake of argument.

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>>75928830
Dab-free zone

>>75928832
>Is Webster British?
No, but I believe Collins is
https://www.collinsdictionary.com/dictionary/english/man-management

>>75928832
Just stop pls, you're embarassing the queen

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Night night /manure/, what a fun replacement we had for /manutd/ general tonight

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>>75928599
>>75928669
his man management has been consistent throughout his career, and easily analyzed. it's based on 2 or 3 fundamentals:

1. honesty. honest people earn people's trust, that's why his players always trust him throughout his career. of his 250-300 former players you can't find a single quote that contradicts this assessment. the PL matches quote reflects that, what he's saying is true, from the MU point of view, the remaining PL is indeed "something they have to do". their target is the Europa League and CL qualification through that trophy.

2. protection of his players in the media from criticism. he uses reflexive thinking of the media to get his way, to put all the spotlight on himself, because he doesn't care about criticism. even when he implies the shittyness of some players performances, what he's really doing is making sure the next day chronicles are journalists reeeeeeeeeing about the Big Bad Manager throwing his crystal players under the bus, instead of what they would normally do, throw the shit players under the bus themselves. just check his time in Real Madrid, you can't point a single instance of RM fans booing his players. Check Ancelotti, Zidane or pre-Mou managers, booing their own players happens all the time in that club. the reason is that because of the reflexive thinking everybody obsesses about him and his methods, while he has the players minds relieved pression, and can make sure the ones he puts are ready to perform at their best.

that's basically it. simple, isn't it? and it always works.

>>75928539
Kek

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>>75929035

>tfw he's losing both

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I have to board a plane to New York in the morning. I'll be gone for two weeks. Gonna miss posting pic related till then and being a regular on /manure/\manutd/

>>75927466
>mayo4sam

for fuck's sake

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>>75918039
BTFO

>>75917479
>2017
>1st in shirt sales
>an achievement
My coworker who's a Manure customer un-ironically says and believes this to be true

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>>75929035
Mourinho constantly throws his own players under the bus to protect himself, and he randomly makes players into scapegoats.

Plus he ruins young, attacking players

>tfw want them to qualify for CL just that they can be BTFO by lel liga clubs

>>75927832
>Lingardesque
My sides