How do we stop them from winning in 2018?

>>75916515
You cant

They didn’t even win the Euro.

Have them play Italy and have the game go to PKs

They'll stop themselves with a meme like Sane or even Mario Gomez Kek

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Leave the G*rmans to me

You are currently posting in this thread before the Brazilians discovered it

Enjoy

>>75916515
overrated and overconfident. plus they'll play in Russia, they still haven't forgot the stuff that happened in 1941

>poisonned food everywhere

>>75916515
we wait for them to reach the semis where they wont be able to compete against france/belgium/spain/italy.

>>75923865
>Rudiger

Did you see him tonight?

France is better on paper
>>75923890
Belgium= EPLel team
SPAIN= finished
italy= inexperienced

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>>75923890

>spain
>belgium

Seriously tho, memes aside, Germans in Russia? Just nah.

Will this tournament be Hacked by Russian Hackers

>yfw WannaCry virus on scoreboards and big screens

>>75923914
No. What did he do?

I created that lineup a couple of years ago btw so it needs an update

>>75923070

>tfw no Forwards

Thanks Löw

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>>75923762
>>75923950
Well if you go by that logic Russia should win the tournament

>>75923762
>plus they'll play in Russia, they still haven't forgot the stuff that happened in 1941
like being outnumbered and still having less losses?

>>75923865
Aside from the weakly balanced CM, that's a somewhat solid squad desu.

>>75923999
Was a liability, the words headless chicken come to mind. Kimmich is elite

>>75923950
>tournament will take place in summer

Just give us the title already

>>75923950
Russia was ruled by (partly) ethnic Germans for several years during the Czar eras

>>75923950
so by your logic Turkey would do much better at football than Italy if the tournament would be in Greece?

>>75916515
>Implying the lack of proper No. 9's won't stop them

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>mfw when GOATZE comes back just in time for the wc, scores the winning goal in the final and then retires

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you fckers i was messing around stop using based stuff to get on me.
pls complete the missing players ty. I know you have some extra decent Wingers to complete the squad but I honestly believe that the rest mentioned are irreplaceable.

>>75916515
Why would you want to? The have an entertaining style of play and aren't diving faggots like Italy/Spain/France
Objectively the good guys

>>75924026
We poisoned Ronaldo in 1998 and we're good guys. Imagine what bad guys Russians will do next year

Hallo :)

>>75924266
Left back and right back will probably still be Hector and Kimmich. Striker maybe Werner or Müller

Alternate CM:
Weigl, Gündogan (if not ded), Can

Alternate Winger:
Draxler, Brandt, Bellarabi

>>75924266
GK: Neuer
LB: Hector or Höwedes
CBs: Hummels & Boateng
RB: Höwedes or Can
DM: Khedira & Kroos or Gündogan
LW: Reus or Sane
AC: Kroos or Özil or Müller or Brandt
RW: Werner or Müller
ST: Werner or Kruse or Gomez

>>75924609
Fuck, I completely forgot about Kimmich (thanks Ancelotti)

Don't forget Dahoud. I believe he'll be great at Dortmund

>>75923032
refballed by france , not their fault

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>>75916515

>>75923865
>>75923865
u need kimichi and that michael cera looking kid

also wheres my nigga Kroos missile and Reus?

genuinely think Brazil will do well in 2018. The racism will spur them on

other than that, le France could do anyone on their day

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>>75924562
Hi

>>75924830
>genuinely think Brazil will do well in 2018

Nah, we won't. We're just on an easy ride because most nt's from south america are suffering managing problems.

Who was the breakout player at Euro' 16?

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>>75925339

>>75925339
Sissoko, Sanches. Too bad they couldn't follow up on it.

>>75923865
lel
>>75925403
lel

>>75925405
Kingsley Coman was pretty good too, not sure what he's done since desu

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>>75916515
Git gud

>>75925339
Eder

>>75924675
Kek

>>75925508
He needs to play but Ancelotti doesn't let him. Will be one of >our most important players in the next few seasons should he stay that long.

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>>75925555
No

Memes aside, do you think this squad can win two successive titles for the first time? Not even one of Germany's great teams, let alone in the history of the game.

>>75925508
Coman lacks the game intelligence to become a world-class winger. Pep made him look good, because he's perfectly fine with using one-dimenional pace merchants on the wing.

With Bayern's positional play declining, individual decision making becomes more important, and Coman isn't particularly good at that.

>>75925665
they didnt win a single game without extra time until wales, impressive

>>75925339
Renato Sanches

Which shows how meaningless these titles are.

>>75916515
By having a semi-capable defence

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What's the best bet?

>>75924034
if your a b team loving hipster

>>75925836
>France 11

easy money

>>75925836
Spain by a mile, easy money desu, Tiki Taka is back lads

>>75925836
Why would a German use a British odds aggregation website? Do you not have German sites that do the same thing?

you can't, we tried multiple times

>>75925836
Also stick a cheeky fiver on England, you know it's our year la

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>implying this isn't objectively the best lineup

>>75925958
Yes and our sites even actually use civilized decimals for odds

>>75925836
England at 25/1 is easy money

Will Costa even be picked for Spain even though he's ripped up the EPL this year?

>>75924520

>france
>we're good guys

thats some next level delusion

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>>75926040

>>75916515
Put them in the USA group

>>75925836
Shouldn't England have longer odds?
Argentina are being outscored by Venezuela. What happens once they eventually start scoring and qualify? Shorter odds than Spain?
Why are Holland still on there/not a throwaway bet?

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This is how our squad will probably look like for Russia if everyone is fit (which in Reus' and Gündogan's case is highly questionable) and nobody of those lads gets shit over the course of next season.

If Reus is injured again, Brandt would be his likely replacement.
If Gündogan is injured again, Rudy would be his likely replacement.

r8 honestly m8s

>>75925836
Italia

>>75926175
>still using a fucking 4231

get with the times grandpa Hans

>>75923053
Wat...? Oh, flag, nvm

>>75926175
replace Draxler with Müller
replace Gündogan with Khedira
replace Kruse with Götze or Gomez
now you got Löws lineup

>>75926290
nah, Götze is done, even Löw wouldn't be able to justify his call-up at this point

Müller also hasn't really given many arguments for a place in the starting 11 in the past 12 months, but let's see how next season goes for him

Gündogan probably will have to be replaced by Khedira, because he will be injured yet again

>all of you fucks putting Gomet or fucking Kruse up front when Werner exists

>>75926367
Werner can play as a right winger as well

Also, let's first see what he does next season, could be just a one season wonder.
God knows e've had a few of them in recent times (Bellarabi, Tah)

>>75916515
They're going to bottle it in the semifinal as usual, their only chance is to play both the semis and the final against 3rd world Latin American shitholes like Brazil or Argentina.

>implying Reus won't be injured for the wc

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>>75926444
>shitholes like Brazil

still mad?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDQixAv-eEg

>>75925405

>Sissoko

0 assists
0 goals

Lots of running about though, thanks for the 35m spuds

>>75926477
>Confederations cup

Kek

>>75926477
Why should I be? Don't even like my national team, but anyway,

>ConfeCup
>relevant in any way

>>75926364
>nah, Götze is done, even Löw wouldn't be able to justify his call-up at this point
he already said that he stills believe in him

>Müller also hasn't really given many arguments for a place in the starting 11 in the past 12 months, but let's see how next season goes for him
5 goals in 5 wc-quali games
he (almost) always shows up for the nt and he just needs 7 more goals to be the all time top scorer

>>75926477
>Confed Cup

Brazil pls, have some dignity

>>75926175
Needs more Emre Can, also Ozil is a flop

>>75926537
>>75926529
>>75926520
lol I didn't said shit about the cup, but rather about game.

>>75926559
>Celebrating a pre season friendly tier game

The Liverpool of International Football

>>75926613
>a little bantz
>celebration

lmao

>>75926535
>scoring against Norway & Azerbaijan
>achievement

pick one

>>75926559
That game was fun tho. Ramos taking the penalty and shooting it wide while Xavi covered his eyes in terror.

>>75926290
steigen Sie aus muller's schwanz seine Zeit ist Um, Mr. Kunde.

Müller, Gomez, Can, Rüdiger will play no matter how bad they are as long as Löw is manager. I wish he would go to China and finally leave us alone with his meme niggers and Swabian shitters. We'll find some other guy to choke in the semis.

>>75926175
Draxler, Mustafi, Rudy, ter Stegen and either Brandt or Schürrle will more than likely be in there.

Either Fährmann or Leno, Kruse and/or Gomez and Rüdiger wont make it.

>>75924830
>racism will spur them on
If that is true, you guys may have a chance to go past the group stage

>>75926635
>>75927093
i'm just saying Löw will put him as starter no matter what

>>75924266
I now remember Germany doesn't have a decent striker.

Reus central, Draxler LW

Brazil will unironically win and we're all going to feel real weird about it

>>75923950
Another easy cup for Mongolia then

>>75929111
7-1=6?

Why are the olympics such a meme competition that even mexico and brazil can win them?

is it because its every countries B team playing?

>>75929506
It's a u23 tournament, and outside literally who cares about man's football in the olympics games?

Inb4 brazil. Yes, we cared because it was the only title we didn't have. Now we do, so move on.

>>75929591
outside that*

>>75916515
spain desu

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>how do we stop Germans

>>75924520
>and we're good guys

but you killed Ghaddafi, and you always cheat when you play us in in every sport

>>75925986
nice

>>75926290
fucking Löw, already mad at him for playing a meme squad next year

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Leave Germany to us

>>75926045
Maybe.Spain has shit strikers

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Be scared.Be very scared

>>75925836

We, as it is /onsjaar/

>>75916515
Only allow ethnic players to play for their national teams.

>>75924039
Rüdiger is way better than Kimmich.

>>75931994
>koke

>>75928751
Werner scored 21 goals this season in the league

>>75931994
>No Thiago
>No Silva
>No Iniesta

>>75932187
>He doesn't watch Football
Kek

>>75923950
but the tournament is held in summer

>>75916515
they literally have no striker

>>75933037
They have one who's doing well domesticly but unproven for the NT, bit like 'Arry Kane

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>>75925836
unironically germany

>>75925836
cheeky fiver on spain/italy/france, one them is bound to meme magic and win, free money la

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>>75931994
>not playing the A team

>>75933022
He is really good at Roma.

Really underrated player.

While Kimmich is kinda overrated i think.

>>75925508
Guerreiro got third place, and he's been doing the best of the three.

honestly there's a lot of contenders in 2018
all the big teams outside of England could get it

>>75925836
>Brazil
>6 6 7 7 7 6 7 7 7 6 11/2 7 7 7 7 7 7 13/2 7 7 13/2 13/2 7 7 6
ebin if you ask my autism

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>>75916515

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>>75924177
He needs to Cut some Weight till then

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We will walk the WC with a bunch of toddlers.

>>75923762
>they still haven't forgot the stuff that happened in 1941
They won in 1941, dumbass, tide on Eastern Front was turned only in 1943

>>75925836
Buy engurland now and start laying on betfair once the brits start to wager like mad cows on their team like any cup till the bookies have to take down the odds to a top Favorit becaus half the English GDP of a year is wagered on them.

They win, you get 25x you get what ever you laid...

>>75924676
Hi, how is life Schweini?

>>75933413
looks like reus' and götze's lovechild

>>75923927
>italy= inexperienced
our defense has plenty of experience, and if Marchisio recovers fully his form our midfield will be experienced too.
but I agree france looks the bst team for 2018

>>75916515
>Gomez is their top striker

lewl

don't look at me, I don't have an answer

>>75935016
>italy thinking that they have a chance
holy shit are italians the most desulional people here on 4hcan?

>>75935283
Well, i mean, at least they didn't lost 7:1 against germany i guess?

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>>75924026
Nah, We won WWII, not the Soviets

>>75925665
Has there ever been a more undeserved Euro's win? Honestly, I rate Greece's win above the godawful campaign Portugal had.

>>75925836
Bet big on us la, you'll be set for life, Dick will come through

>>75926175
why doesn't germany produce good 9s

>>75935424
>failed to qualify

hmmm

>>75935347
FUCK BRADLEY, NO

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>>75935347
You have been brainwashed by Hollywood

>>75935347
Where are Jermaine Jones?

>>75935621
>Communism
Couldn't even build weapons

>Freedom
Won the motherfucking war

>>>/leftypol/

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>>75916515
Quite easy actually

It's our year la' , golden generation will smash everybody with ease .

We have based martinez now , won the treble with everton la' , he's a tacitcal genius on the same level as pep . We are going to be unstoppable . Lukaku on the front , best striker of the moment , strongest player in history could probably pick up olympic weightlifting if he wanted . Good midfield with dembele , big fella , witsel and "ninja" naingollan . Kompany has returned from injury as well , immediatly was the best defender in the epl , best league in the world . Kompany man of steel ! Be afraid , be very afraid :^)

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Blocks your path

>>75935691
>>75935691

>>75935870
Chockers: the XI

>>75935424
It would have been undeserved if there had been a better team but all teams played like shit. France or anyone else really didn't play a much better tournament than Portugal. Iceland and Wales and to some extent Hungary were probably the only teams that performed well.

>>75935877
Did you copy paste from the euros of 2016?

>>75936257
yes but then i posted it unironically

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Leave it to us
It's our year next year la

>>75935283
>Brazil thinking that they have a chance

This is literally the worst brazilian team EVER

>>75936306
i would love germany to play holland in the finals mate, but we both know it's not going to happen :/

>>75936362
>This is literally the worst brazilian team EVER
Let me guess, are you a jewve bandwagoner?

>>75924956
>it took the worst italian NT of all time for World Champion Germany to scrape past it through penalties
Now that we may actually have a performing attack duo and a batch of promising youngsters things will return as usual.

>>75936481
>Now that we may actually have a performing attack duo and a batch of promising youngsters things will return as usual.
>implying we'll qualify

>>75936399

Alisson; Dani Alves, Gil, Miranda, Luis; Elias, Gustavo; Willian, Coutinho, Oscar; Neymar.

Defense is GOAT but attack and midfield are mediocre...

Juve merda

>>75936518
ah, right about that lol

>>75936380
tbqhwy it's highly doubtful that this german team reaches another final, let alone defends their title for the first time.

>>75935840
>>75935621
>>75935347
Great Britain literally won the war.

Thats why i hate these island apes the most.

>>75936380
I know, I was mostly memeing

>>75936708
but who will stop /us/? >we are a 'turniermannschaft', you cannot predict (((our))) success with your mortal means.

>>75937256
Germany is a Turniermannschaft.

Most people who are wearing the germany kit are not german.

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>>75937301

>>75937361
Go back to turkey Achmed.