WASHINGTON NATIONALS VS PHILADELPHIA PHILLIES

>phillies lineup
1. Cesar Hernandez (S) 2B
2. Daniel Nava (S) RF
3. Aaron Altherr (R) CF
4. Tommy Joseph (R) 1B
5. Maikel Franco (R) 3B
6. Cameron Rupp (R) C
7. Freddy Galvis (S) SS
8. Ty Kelly (S) LF
9. Jeremy Hellickson (R) P

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Nats fan checking in

>walgreens
1. Trea Turner (R) SS
2. Brian Goodwin (L) LF
3. Bryce Harper (L) RF
4. Anthony Rendon (R) 3B
5. Daniel Murphy (L) 2B
6. Adam Lind (L) 1B
7. Matt Wieters (S) C
8. Michael Taylor (R) CF
9. Gio Gonzalez (R) P

>>75915711
I see Dusty has his scrub lineup for the early game.

>>75915768
Wheres the scrub? Goodwin?

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Phillies Fan here
kill me

>>75915798
And Lind.

>>75915612

scherzer going to get schelled in the nightcap

book

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>>75915936
hahahaha. No.

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>Anthony Rendon cannot physically throw at an overhead or 3/4 arm angle

C'mon Gio. Wriggle out of it.

Gio
Effectively wild or just wild?

>>75915827
Called it.

FRANCO IS FUCKING USELESS. DEPORT HIM

Whew.

>no streams working ;_;

>>75916297
You just missed Harper taking one to the dome

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Broooooooooooooce

>>75916297
Sunday games are on channel 9

>>75916304
One of the biggest douchebags in the sport. Can't wait til he's a phillie.

>>75916297
http://www.mlbstream.me/472913/4/washington-nationals-vs-philadelphia-phillies-live-stream-online.html

Tony 3 bags

>Muprhy

kek, take a seat bum

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>>75916335
Hahahaha. If he's on >your team, you love him, if he's not, well.......................

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>0-2 to Rendon with 2 outs at 10 pitches
>Manage to throw 9 more pitches because McClure demands his pitchers nibble on 2 strike counts
When will this monster be fired?

>>75916462
The meme is that Philly sports talk callers hate him because he's not a """philly guy""", which is a term that has wildly changing definitions to fit the need. Iverson was a Philly guy for his heart and grit, but then he wasn't a Philly guy because he was a loudmouth, and now he's a Philly guy again.

Jsut realized Ty Kelly is starting what the literal fuck.

That double last night really made up for the .100 average i guess

>>75916513
Really??? Aren't Philly sports fans known for their patience and forgiving nature?

>>75916649
Brian Dawkins got patience and forgiveness

Lind missed a spot when shaving

>>75916696
I just wanna take a pair of scissors and, well, you know the rest.

Time for the 2-out rally started by the pitcher

Uh Oh. Spaghettios.

>Phillies

Thank the fucking lord. Leave it to us to inflate pitchers' averages everywhere.

This game feels like it should be 4-0 already.

honestly i have a feeling cesar is heading for mediocrity soon. I'm afraid altherr will be the only good hitter left

Stop walking our best hitter trashionals

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>Another GIDP

why does walgreens always have these great regular seasons and then choke in the playoffs

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Phillies can win atleast one of these games! Right guys?.... Right?

>>75918035
Yeah we're winning this one.

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>>75918053
It hurts even more now.

Phillies please.

This is getting sad.

>We got to Washington's bullpen
So you're telling me there's a chance?

>Derek Jeter invented jumping

>>75919541
nah and there never was. fuck this stupid team, i don't see how we finish with less than 100 losses

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Trade this bum NOW

I wanna marry Altherr!

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>When you're the only one who still has faith in Franco

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>We still have the Lillies bullpen in the bottom

Is rup a good player? He seems like a nice dude.

>>75920683
YOOOOOOOOOO

>>75920770
Yeah he's real clubhouse guy. Tough as nails. Heart of gold et al

How many Walk Offs or go aheads does Galvis have?

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>>75920770
Lunch pail kind of guy. First one in, last one out. He's a real grinder out there. We'll take your best propsects for him

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>Bottom 9th
>Phillies up 1
>Bullpen in

If the Phils fucking blow this, I swear to fucking god...

We took game 1! Now it's time to get no hit in game 2!

I-is this what winning feels like? It's been so long...

>Nads
>Walgreens
>curly pubic hair logo

WE DID IT!

holy fuck the bullpen held up for once

gg trashionals see ya in a few hours

GAME 2 TIME

Okay. Let's do this.

>Washington stacks game 2
>Philadelphia stacks game 1
haha, time for 138-1

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HERE THEY GO, NIBBLING AGAIN. I hate Bob McClure.

>>75926503
i don't think it's a nibbling problem with velasquez so much as a "can't throw the ball within 2 feet of the spot" problem

Phils got lucky and barely scraped out a win against the Nats scrubs. This should be a bloodbath.

>>75926566
haha yes, Bryce Harper, Trea Turner, and Anthony Rendon are just scrubs

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What can be done about this disaster?

>>75926593
Brian Goodwin
Adam Lind
Micheal Taylor

>>75926770
All could start on half the teams in baseball. Also, those 3 with Harper, Weiters, Rendon, and Turner wins 90+ games a year

>>75926699
Blow it up and start over

>>75926770
Dumb: The Post

>>75926862
Yeah. I know. I was only pretending to be retarded.

Bryce delivers.

Dirty fucking Scherzer trying to end Altherr's career

>>75927674
Boy now I feel bad

Oh no. Max ded.

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Thank goodness he seems okay now

Why is game delayed im out atm and can't watch game.

Holy shit. He's staying in the game

>>75927803
Scherzer took a line drive to the knee, and was in what I assume was an incredible amount of pain.

>>75927803
>>75927815
That dumb fuck is gonna give up 5 runs for staying in.

And we take the lead!

>>75927877
The pen is gassed. If he gives up a couple runs, so be it. I'll take my chances with Max.

>Shitherzer

>>75928030
Your gonna regret your post, kinda like you do your life so far.

>Phillies take the lead
>Phils pitcher then delivers a 1-2-3 inning

Is this real life?

We got 2 runs off scherzer? fucking how?

>>75928240
He took a line drive to the knee

HOW HAVE THEY NOT ADJUSTED TO MIDDLE CHANGEUPS

>>75928246
Excuses are tools of incompetence that build monuments to nothing, and those who specialize in them are seldom good at anything else.

>>75928272
Hahahahaha faggot.

Harper delivers and the Nats take the lead.

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Ah, there's the inevitable Phils pitching meltdown I was expecting from last inning.

>>75928633
Bro we got this

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>mfw every time Taylor is up to bat

Goodwin actually did something

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wew

>joe west

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guys i think i'm having a never-ending nightmare
i feel like i've watched the phillies all fucking day
somebody wake me up please

Phillies in charge of not getting hit by batted balls.

>>75916335
I don't get the good players going to phillies meme. Do they buy players for a lot of money like the Yankees?

>>75929304
I have been watching baseball all weekend. Laying on couch eating snacks and drinking soda and beer. I didn't even apply for any jobs and now I have to go back to my shit low paying job tomorrow.

>>75929359
yeah, when the phillies are rolling, they sell out every game and throw around a ton of money
at their apex about half a decade ago they had the 3rd highest payroll in the league i think after the yankees and red sox

>>75929382
At least you're not watching ESPN slurp all over Jeter's cock. So there's that.

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>>75929382
i have to go wageslave bright and early tomorrow

>>75929408
Friday: Watch Yankees/Astros and stay up to 3am watch Carps and Orix games on jap streams.

Saturday: Phillies v Nationals and a bit of a few other games then stay up again to watch Hanshin

Today: One and a half phillies games.

>>75929359
Harper plays well in Philly. That's pretty much all there is to it. He's not going to Philly. He either goes to NY or stays in DC.

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GALVIS

Well fuck.

Hahahahahaha.

Phillies better still win this or im gonna be sad.

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>it's the Phils blow another lead episode

He's out.

Don't drag this out. Just end the game.

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>>75929855
I know that feel.

>>75929906

At least your team has the offense to back it up.

Nats fans are some of the ugliest and most unpleasant people i've ever met

gg phils. you guys play us tough. respect.

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>>75929996
>mfw I'm ugly and unpleasant