Tottenham 2 - 1 Manchester United (MATCH THREAD 3)

1st for KANE?

trannies

2-2 would be funny desu

AGE OF ROONEY

>Stream is 5 minutes behind
>Can't stop checking out live texts and spoiling it early
Help

>Rooney (71' minutes)

HE CANNOT BE STOPPED

Just waiting for Dier to snap that little punk Hererra in two

Are they going to slip?

C'mon Spurs win 3-1

HEEM

>de whoo-ah

She was a fuckin whooah.

>fuck up your challenge
>play dead so the referee has to stop play

>>75915069
here la https://streams.notahoneypot.me/

will manure destroy de gay like he did casillas?

la era de ronnie

>>75915082
He landed pretty hard on his arm

>Rashford

I'mReady.png

Would it be peak spurs if they managed to lose this 3-2?

>falling down to milk the clock
This sport is a fucking discrace

O era do rppney

Martin Tyler is fucking SHIT. Sick of hearing his fucking voice, pompous cunt.

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Speaking of stadiums

I heard there were radical new plans for Man U to have a new stadium to be built in London where all their Brit fans live

The leaks say that using extensive consultation from the fans the new stadium dubbed "The Mecca of Football" will be constructed in the shape of an IED

HE'S OK
O THANK GOD

>>75915105
I expected us to lose today, would be top spursy

>>75915107
Would you prefer they deflate the ball and eat steroids for breakfast?

>rooney is shit

/sp/ EXPOSED

>>75915105
Rooney hattrick PLEASE

>thank you greatest ally

>>75915133
this is just a pisspoor attempt at a funny post

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>>75915133
>Man U stadium in London
>The Mecca of Football
Perfect

>>75915136
I thought he was LITERALLY DEAD!

>>75915151
>did not rape before kill

>>75915133

0/10 Are you a female comedian?

>>75915151
lol women amirite

they always lose their heads at a moments notice over the smallest things

>>75915133
>Australian humor

>>75915151
She wuz askin' fer it, Bruv.

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>>75915145
Yes actually

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>Manure officially missed top 4
Truly money well spent

>>75915122
gary neville is even more annoying,that fucking nasal voice and idiotic accent is infuriating

jamie carragher too sounds like a drunk dutch cunt thats on the verge of tears

why the fuck cant they get some normal sounding commentators for once?

>>75915151
Is she Ok?

>>75915178
For example, your cock.

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>>75915151
you can`t fuck em if they're dead

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THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!! I'M IN CHARGE HERE!!

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THANK ALLAH ROONEY SCORED

THERE IS STILL HOPE YET

>>75915199
she'll be fine once she calms down m8

>>75915133
I've heard better amy shumer jokes

WHO ESLE IS /ROONEY IN/ here lads??

>>75915211
perro caca

>>75915156
>the wrong choice

His only mistake was not committing enough.

(The land war in Russia, too, I guess.)

>>75915133
I'd keep the day job if I were you

>>75915196
Never even wanted the Top 4 la, barely tried in the league. EL is where the glory lies mate

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>le spurs chant

>>75915219
Isn't this photo from after he won the treble with Inter? Why did /sp/ turn that into a failure meme?

>already watched 3 matches in a row
>gonna watch la liga games after this

I dont even like football anymore. I need a fucking life. Anyone fancy going camping next weekend?

>>75915211
Not with that attitude.

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farewell WHL

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*dabs*

>>75915266
where?

Dunno what you can expect from Rooney in this game. When was the last time he started?

>>75915257
Mourinho turned himself into a failure meme

>>75915254
Milk Cup specialists, famalam.

OH WHEN THE SPERMS GO MARCHING IN

Didn't even watch this match knew we'd lose

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>After 25 unbeaten run, gifting wins to the 2 london shit clubs
why is he so kind?

>>75915266
>watching la liga
why

>>75915279
last week against arsenal

>>75915266

watch other sports too. need to diversify your portfolio

>>75915278
The trossachs probably.

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>>75915294
>we are focusing on europa

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>>75915133

OH WHEN THE SHE-KELS ALL POUR IN
OH WHEN THE SHEEEKELS ALL POOOOUR IN

>>75915266
No you don't, I do that all the time and I lead a fun, uplifting life. Cant wait for Riber-Boca in a few bongs.

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>being this mad

>>75915266
i cannot bear to watch more than 2 matches a day except during the world cup or some shit like that

>>75915296
if either barcelona or real madrid slip it would be funny

i'd recommend watching juve-roma tho

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>>75915294
>W-We lose on purpose lose la
>M-Mourinho elite tactic la

>>75915266
I know that feel. Gonna watch the Memerriors-Spurs later too.

who is leading the race for the golden glove?

>>75915311
it's true, m8. or are you retarded?

>>75915322
"Tom" in "Manchester" is literally seething there

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>>75915300
>mfw you remember arsenal was last year runner up

>>75915322

In fairness the BBC arab is clearly from London

How can a team that cost £500M be this bad?

>>75915266
Mate you wanna diversify.
I started with the Grand Prix, then Liverpool game, then a quick wank and now this.

>>75915322
>implying even Chelsea's league and FA cup compares to the famous treble Yernited are going to win

>>75915151
>Click once and then those
>Click again to check out her body

>>75915338
Courtois 16
Lloris 15
de gea 14
forster 13

>>75915338
Simon "Sure Hands" Mignolet.

>>75915322
Laughing SO HARD at Tom from Manchester

>>75915296

>not watching every single game Messi plays

The GOAT wont be around forever

>>75915359
It's their C team you morons.

>>75915322
Literally correct, BBC hates anyone that's been on top and Successful, just as they hate the Conservatives and suck Labours Dick

>>75915359
Injuries exist

5' reamage time

>>75915373
>unironically been one of the best keepers in the league the past few months

>Slippy B

>>75915359
>losing by 1 goal to the best team in the league away from home
>bad

>>75915345
Tom in Manchester just like a telemarketer is actually "Steve" from "NotMumbaiShire"

>>75915386
So why would they hate United?

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>'I don't want to win the Europa League. It would be a big disappointment for me. I don't want my players to feel the Europa League is our competition'

>- Jose Mourinho upon returning to Chelsea in 2013

>Rooney scoring the last ever WHL goal

lol

But wait, there's more!
>>75915395
>>75915395
>>75915395

>trashford

>>75915399
>just like a telemarketer is actually "Steve" from "NotMumbaiShire"
kek

The funny thing is, he'd be more believable if he were Abdul in Manchester

>kekford

>>75915386
BBC worships Pakis and Sandnigs.

>shitford

>TRASHFORD

>>75915359
It's their under 8's third reserve team

>>75915399
Tech support too

>"ah yesh hello dees eeez daveed from wisconsone"

>>75915402
Maybe because we're the most successful club in England

>>75915322
>expecting the organisation that perpetrated and covered up the rape of hospitalised children to be impartial

top kek

>>75915403
lol digging out based Rafa who'll finish above him next season

>>75915404
Kane will get his 50th WHL goal in a sec lad.

Why did he lift it?

>>75915422
nothing wrong in that mate

>>75915409
>literally fourth division football

too much man

>>75915266
Watched napoli, giro and now spurs and i don't even care about football

How is that not a penalty on Rashford wtf

>>75915430
Five times la

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>>75915399
nah tom is an anagram

>>75915444
Why did Son shoot straight at De Gea from 10 yards out? Players make bad decisions.

>>75915427
why would they get minnesotans to pretend they're from wisconson?

>>75915403

You didn't get Champions League qualification from it in 13...

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everyone must be like finish the game already b-but go spurs lmao

Would really like to see Spurs concede last minute desu

Jones' been goat today desu
saying this as an ABU

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>>75915409
watch our league instead

>>75915403
As much as i dislike Jose there is a logic behind saying that before the season and saying he wants the Europa League now with manchesters league season over

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Squint your eyes. Looks like Israel flags.

>>75915446
there's nothing right in it

>>75915409

>blackpool
Decent seaside town club,nice kits
>luton
Paki central, one of the worst shitholes in the uk

what can you bells tell me about carlisle and exeter

>>75915345
it's Manchester-upon-Eufrat

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Has there been a real shift in power or are Tottenham on a hot couple of seasons?

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>>75915339
yea it's true. i wonder why

>>75915488
Isn't the Israeli flag two horizontal stripes with a blue star in the middle?

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>mouyes

>pitch invasion

kek

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>POONEY SCORED THE FINAL EVER GOAL AT WHITE HART LANE

>>75915498
>that man nose and stare

>>75915486
It's shallow damage control and only the most deluded of customers would actually believe that his half a billion pound team were nothing but complete failures

but /sp/ told whl can't be loud

>>75915498
Definite power shift considering all those trophies they've won

>>75915498
>Has there been a real shift in power

Nah

>pitch invasion for 2nd place
Howling

>pitch invasion because you beat united

embarrassing

>>75915520
nobody ever said that

Rioting

nice security here

they act like they won the league

RIP WHL

Clear pen desu.

>>75915517
I agree

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imagine being touched by brits

Welp, gotta win the Europa League.

>>75915461
Yeah im sure AC Milan fans pull out this argument around Juve fans too, pathetic

>>75915498
they won't win the league playing at Wembley
And they won't win teh league playing in a new stadium

imho

TINPOT
I
N
P
O
T

did they win a trophy or something?

>finish second
>pitch invasion

Sad!

looks like they won the league lads

LMAO THIS PITCH INVASION FOR SECOND PLACE

TYPICAL DESPERATE SPURS FANS

https://twitter.com/mikesanz19/status/860630336899866626

Look at these small time cunts. They win nothing and they celebrate as if they just won the Champions' League.

>Pitch invasion for finishing 2nd

TIN POT!

Grab some sod

>>75915526
>>75915530
It's the last game at the stadium, nothing wrong with getting excited.

>>75915544
Pretty sure they do

>the lost goal scored at WHL was by Pooney

>>75915522
Spurs can't dab, so no.

>>75915537
theyll piss and vomit on you

>>75915549
yes, their reward is playing at wembley next season

Fucking autistic players who just rush down to the dressingroom

The hell is going on here?

>>75915498
would gf (male)

Is beating United's B team at home like winning the league for Spurs fans?

Reminder that Arselel faggots unironically got a sticky on /sp/ for being 2nd.

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>>75915537
;)

>>75915537
qeq

>>75915537
imagine living in irrelevant south american shithole

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Lads did Tottenham just do it? Did they win the premierl eagle?

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>>75915515
even if he didnt, the last goal at white heart lane was a tottenham own goal

>>75915555
They're invading because it's the last home game, not because they finished second

>>75915571
>get mobbed by drunk morons
>get injured

no thank you

It's a pitch invasion cause its the last time they play here, you fucking autists

they're saying good-bye to the old stadium you autistic fucks

not celebrating the 2nd place

so spurs are going to get exposed next year on wembley's 11-a-side pitch

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>tfw the bad guys win

Why did they abandon that stadium? I want to know.

Oh was there an oppressive Palestinian family at the centre circle that they needed to deal with?

>>75915571
I wouldn't quite like to be touched and kissed by 50 year old men with nothing else in their lives but football either

/manutd/ general when?

>>75915586
They won the moral epl

>>75915603
owned by jewish man and jewish man wants new stadium to make more money

>>75915583
b l o o d c u r l i n g

>>75915588
>taking the bait

>the only player that gave a shit this season for Customers United and their half a billion squad of dabbing league 2 players was an over-the-hill Zlatan, then his knee exploded

Reminder that the pitch invasion for getting second, NOT for leaving WHL.

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>all these butthurt customers

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FUCK WHERE IS OUR GENERAL ALREADY

I NEED SOMEONE TO CALM ME DOWN

so much for the ceremonies

>>75915595
It's just a fucking stadium though.

>>75915587
Good for Vertonghen i guess, i mean you can see he always wanna score, and today he finally made it.

>Pitch invasion because they beat United

Holy shit, this really was like a cup final for them! LOL

It's nice to see. Last game at whl.

Best ever finish in premier league. Unbeaten at home.

Fans want to get on the pitch to kiss it goodbye and touch some of the players.

I'd do it if I were there

Why are Anglos so uncontrollable? They can't even stick to their seats and have to ruin the pitch. SAD!

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COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS

>abloo hoo hoo white hart lane is being replaced by [NAMING RIGHTS]

>>75915633
please die

>>75915266
>>75915366
which one of you is 190cmMasterrace?

>>75915608
Feeling sleepy, >mouyesbro. And Juve are celebrating the title tonight unless they lose o AS Reddit, so I'll give costumers a pass tonight. Or someone else can make it of course

Levy is probably getting angry at the grass being messed up, would've fit perfectly in the new stadium and saved a few bob.

Wait isn't it only for a season?

>>75915594

That's the joke, senpai-a-lam

Why are Utd customers invading the pitch celebrating their 6th place finish

Fuck me there are alot of butthurt arse fans in this thread

>filthy goyim shlepping it up on Israeli clay

I want LVG back

>>75915630

Don't worry, our number 1 Slovakian fan is probably working on it right now.

>>75915636
Here she is slovaks whore again. She is everywhere.

but i thought wembleydon played at wembley

Will the new stadium pitch have meme dimensions too?

>>75915630
Wouldn't it mke more sense if it was United jumping to Chelsea

Why is Moyes and man utd so shit?

Spurs beat then easily there.

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>>75915650

>>75915603
The stadium only seats 35,000 people, they need more seats and more revenue, so they're building a new one that can fit 60,000 people.

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>>75915630
You're licensed to start it, fellow Red Devil!

>>75915659
Nah he was looking at selling it for £100 per square inch

>>75915665

Why are Hull City fans invading the WHL pitch celebrating relegation?

>reminder that Arsenal won more leagues at WHL than Spurs did

GROLY GROLY

Can't wait for next season Spurs are shite on Larger pitches

>>75915673
>she
idk how it is in the bong islands, but down here girls don't have a penis

>everyone shits on Spurs for "meme dimensions"
>literally any team in the league can have whichever dimensions they want

so are we hosting chelsea next season for their final game at stamford bridge then

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>>75915581

>>75915618
I saw that, some "Levy" scumbag. Fuck that guy.

>>75915679
bigger pitch, spurs play on a really small pitch and struggle on large ones, which is why everyone's saying they're gonna tank now they've changed

>tfw LVG won a better trophy and achieved a higher place finish than Mou

I like levy becasue he's a jew

>>75915630

im going to post this pic in malaysian man u fb page

>>75915707
/rare/

>>75915685
End of season and resting Talisman

>>75915708
Their record at wembley is abysmal. Be a shame for them to fall apart though

>>75915707
This

>>75915729
But van Gaal has the charisma of a damp rag. ManU is all about presentation and manliness. Van Gaal failed to deliver.

>>75915729
He also brought through they're best player this season

Jose Mourinho says he would rather not be involved in the Europa League – and fears it could cost Manchester United the title.

Mourinho admitted the Europa League was “not the big dream of every player” and suggested it could be a major handicap in United's pursuit of the Premier League crown.

HAHAHAHAHA

>>75915710
It's not what sex they're born bitch, but with witch one they identify with, haven't jews taught you anything?my cum guzzling lesser than

RIP WHL my favorite pitch to use in Fifa

>>75915725
They have the option of making the pitch smaller there

>>75915756
>But van Gaal has the charisma of a damp rag.

Truly the most cutting insult.

>"tottenham legends like Defoe and Berbatov"
kek

Acestream for the ceremony where lads?

>>75915729

Champions League > Premier League > Europa League > FA Cup >>> League Cup >>>>> EFL Trophy >>>>>>> FA Vase >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> McDonalds Shield

>>75915756
>mouyes
>manly
He's a balding, paranoid manlet whose peak alphaness is being snarky with journalists

>>75915779
lmao who said that?

>>75915763
He also said the 2nd leg vs Celta Vigo was the biggest match in the club's history

>>75915786
You haven't won the Europa League yet, "John" from "Manchester"

Anyone remember West Ham's embarrassment of a closing ceremony last season?

>>75915793
rebecca lowe on NBC sports

>>75915763
KEK
>9 months later
>Celta Vigo semis are the biggest match in our history

>>75915808
Honestly, as an Ajax fan and having both seen all the recent Ajax and ManU match, I think it could be a close match.

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>what were you celebrating in this photo, dad?
>we didn't get relegated and narrowly beat the 6th-placed team who were without key players

>>75915852
>we finished 2nd and won no trophies but we finished above arsenal for the first time in 20 years
>that was the day you were conceived my son

>>75915852
Imagine being this mad

Enjoying /arse/ invading this thread

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>>75915852
Hmm, where are all the pakis and chinks? Manure fans told me they're everywhere in England, not just at Old Trafford?

Just won £1300 ladsoff a £750 bet. Im happy for spurs

>>75915852
The chickens are really a pathetic team. But, at least, they put up some good football to watch.

>>75915852
This, United truly missed passing genius Paul Pogba

>literally invaded a pitch to celebrate SECOND

>>75915844

Lets be real here they'll never win. Dutch football is seriously bad

>>75915756
He delivered exactly what I thought he would at United, gave the established one season found they're were shit, then started targeting the Ego's and bringing through the youth, if he had been kept on he could have been another Fergie, he has that Temperament about him, but no Rooney and Carrick Mafia got they're Mourinho dream

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>>75915852

>>75915906
>GROLY GROL--

>>75915895
might be a pathetic club but they sure don't have a pathetic team

>>75915844

It's Manchester United managed by Mourinho, of course it's going to be a close match. They very rarely blow anyone the fuck out anymore.

Likely outcome will be United go 1-0 up after 60 mins, they park the bus and Ajax score in 80+ minutes. Then it will either be who can get a lucky goal in extratime or pens.

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>>75915852

>>75915889

KEK

>>75915898
ManU simply collapsed without is 1.8 key pass per match, no one to replace his Xavi+Pirloesque creative presence

>>75915852

Enjoy 10% off a the team store customer!

>>75915914
>he had been kept on he could have been another Fergie

He was literally going to retire a year later...

>>75915909
I never denied that we're not the Mickey Mouse league, but Ajax has been doing very well lately on a European level. Especially having such a young squad. Mourinho likes to park the bus and Ajax has been doing very well at poking holes in defenses like that. So I don't know, ManU are good on the counter, but Ajax's defense is doing OK too. Just a matter of nerves I think.

>>75915963
Success is a drug, at the end of the FA cup final i saw a confused man, who didn't understand the decision of the club but knew it was inevitable

>Mfw all those fans on the pitch were celebrating the end of the age of Rooney

>>75915987
the age of rooney has just begun

he will lead manchester united to 5 champions league wins as a manager

Were the people coming on to the pitch Muslims celebrating the start of Ramadan?

>>75916013

Rooney is love, Rooney is life.

>>75915844
Let's be honest here, Ajax's defence is championship tier. Mou will go 2 up before HT and park the bus until time is up.

>highest United can finish is fifth

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>>75916030
yes

>>75916030

Not for another 2 weeks m8, at least try to educate yourself about something that you hate.

>>75916070
imagine if someone gobbed on that spot

Booked work off for the EL final lads, Mou better not disappoint us, the Liverslip or Arsenal tears are gonna be delicious

>>75916030
They're all happy that they will demolish the stadium and build a huge mosque at the same place. Long live England!

>The fans that remained in the stands are now chanting "Move bitch, get off the pitch" as they await the closing ceremony

>>75916082
Sorry if I've offended you. Muslims are truly a treasure for Europe and wish every Muslim in England a happy Mubarak.

England will have 5 teams in Cl next year?

Why are man utd so convinced of getting into cl?

They will probably lose Ajax.

They cannot get top four now

Lel

>>75916128
If United win the EL then yes. They changed the rules after Spurs got cucked out of a CL spot after Chelsea won the CL in 2012.

Can't wait for Pooreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenho to melt down after they lose the EL final against Ajax Dish Soap

>>75916128
Yeah, Chelsea, Spurs, City, Liverpool and United

>mfw Arsenal and Everton go out in the QF'S of EL next year
>B-But it's the M-milk Cup

>>75916130
>They will probably lose Ajax.

Which country did you emigrate from?

In a sport run, managed, officiated and played by cunts, The Special Cunt is in a league of his own. Fluent in at least four different languages, he’s incapable of being humble in any of them. So when his team of expensively assembled mercenaries fails to win a match, he trots out the same old litany of pathetic excuses and associated paranoia.

>>75916130
>They will probably lose Ajax.
Customers do not agree with this one.

>entire Metrolink down
Can't be doing with this

>Players not used to play together
>Played like 60 matches this year

Fucking Mou he's still got it

>>75916130
back to pakistan you go

>>75916082
Did you rape your sister before you and your dad killed her for refusing to marry your uncle?

>>75916130
Its literally gonna be a re run of the Crystal Palace and Southampton finals so get ready to tune in get ur Ajax scarfs and throw ur TV away after we win 96er

>>75916265
Absolutely disgusting.

>matches we don't want to play

>>75916265
>rice and fries

too many carbs 2bh

i would rather just have that brown shit and a glass of whiskey instead of the carbs

>w-w-we didn't care

>>75916265
What's that brown thing? DId you take a shit on your dish?

>>75916130
Ajax will be relegated if they play in the PL. Manure is bad but they are not *that* bad.

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>The Lane: The Finale
>let's pretend that this stadium was ever good or that its ever seen a good team
>historic montage features such football legends as Jamie Redknapp and Danny Rose

Reeeeeeeee why do we keep losing this is no way to prepare for a final!

>>75915852
And everybody has got their fucking phones out instead of just living the moment.

>this fucking timeline man

>>75916371
>Ajax will be relegated if they play in the PL
Hum... No.

>>75916265
Nice, what's that behind the rice?

>>75916371
I think Ajax could easily get a top 6 position in the PL to be quite honest.

>manage to go undefeated winning 18/19 games at home for the first time in ages, making WHL into a fortress
>knock it down anyway

>>75916375
You conveniently ignored some of the greatest players of the game to have played at whl

>>75916375
There have been plenty of great moments at White Hart Lane. Like the time Arsenal won the league there in 1971. Or the time Arsenal won the league there in 2004.

>>75916402
I thought Anderlecht could beat a few of our Top teams in the PL if they played in our league

>>75916429
They tried to get their new stadium built years ago but were denied

>most famous chant is a tweaked version of a song that fits Southampton much better

>>75916427
Let's be serious, they are nowhere near both Manc clubs, Chelshit, Spuds, Liverpoop or Arsenal.

>>75916535
I'm not sure, a worse than what we have now Ajax squad, beat a better than today's Man U squad 3 years ago during a CL game. So I think Ajax could beat Man U. Like I said before, not easily, but I reckon they can do it.

>The rest is most definitely history

How appropriate.

If Feynoord are better than Ajax who we're in out EL group then we'll beat em

>this montage
back when london was a tolerable, white place

>WHL record crowd of 72,000

How did stadiums have such high capacities back in the pre-50s? Why did the sizes reduce?

>every relevant moment in their history is in black and white

Where is the ABU bunker thread

>>75916618

Because they used to have standing space. Making them all seaters killed it. Attendances used to be ridiculous.

Hoddle is the greatest ever English player

>>75916708
That's not how you spell Charlton

>>75915970

>Very well on a Euopean level
>Only won half of their knockout
>Conceded a shit laod of goals

Yeah they're terrible