Seattle Mariners @ Toronto Blue Jays Official Game Thread

Go Mariners

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Royals

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MARINERS!
NO SWEEP!

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was open roof, now its closing

goodbye sun

Damn M's are just so disappointing these last four days after crawling back to .500.

2nd pitch and already from the stretch

ohboy here we go

MEAN JEAN KILLING WITH SPEED

So I haven't been watching a lot of baseball this year. Why the fuck do baserunners have these oven mitts on?

>>75915226
nope lel

>>75915012

HELLO DARKNESS MY OLD FRIEND

Seager needs to wake up. This is his slowest start in years. I worry that he actually hit his peak the last two seasons.

ha ha

time for flyouts

>>75915240
Protection for sliding

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>Pearce ded

injuries are the absolute worst

why doesnt manfred just ban them

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W today

i can feel it

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>>75916456
>>75916456

=D
Hello

>>75916456
wow, you may already be the worst trip on mlb

>>75916456
Is shittle or shitattle the preferred nickname

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>Xheattle

the NW is a funny place
had hardcore fundy Christians
the other are extremem femnazi SJW
>and a small populace of people who have exactly zero fucks in account

Shittle sounds to much like Skittles

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>>75916885
that figures

>>75916717
which one are you?

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>>75917085
>>75917127
that's adorable

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>>75917231

You're like a little Hitler doll that scream SIEG HEIL and give a salute when we wind you up

=3
>I wonder what else it can do?

>>75917304
just filter the cancer lad he even makes it easy for you

dumbass /pol/ kids smdh

>>75917397
settle down there junior

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>>75917531
>he thinks that the other Anon is 6

perfect game for this listless argument
Suan, tell me more about how white and not gay you are

>>75917531
alright then simmer down kiddo

>what is defense

>>75917710
quiet down there buddy

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>>75917710

oh, I will =D

>4 seattle guys batting over .300 vs 4 toronto guys batting under .200

Go Ms

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>>75917840
M's will find a way to fuck it up

>>75917978
I like baseball

SCORE

RUNS

>>75917978
they have more wins than the jays and dont play in Canada

>>75918078
>how soon he forgets

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forgot pic

R
I
S
P

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Suan commit sudokew on Faceburk live lolhhurrhurhurhur

i cant believe this team has to actually go to a shithole like Seattle in june, Felix better not show up

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>>75918273

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>>75917971

Told you

Thanks Smoak

SMOAKED

SMOAKED

Justin GOAT

that looked like it hurt

travis got double dubs

Is Smoak on PEDs?

>>75919050

aren't they all?

>leone

fuck off

>>75919205
fuck off, you're always ruining the games you post in

>>75919302
I took my anger out on your mom last night

If I were Suan, I'd kill myself and any woman that even looks at me in estrus

>>75919326
oooo

I hope tulo stays on the DL indefinitely

>>75919727
Groins is better

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I love Dyson

>>75919818
ddo you also want the little viking to stay on the DL

extras

say it with me now

i thought rzepczinksi was the guy you guys called scrabble but now I look and realize he only joined this season

or maybe the assletics fans called him that iunno

>>75920078
JD is past his prime

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Pls Ms no sweep!

You still got this, put 're to bed this inning, win it in the 9th, get some momentum for the next series, get some players healthy and kick Ass all the way to that post season thing we've heard rumors about

Simple, right?

>>75920220
>>75920220

Newfriend, welcome.. -_-

you will find razor blades and bleach in the rear with the body bags

whoa travis actually hit today, wacky

>>75920220
>>75920297
guarantee you guys aren't white..

>>75920297
>newfriend

Good to meet ya, but nah son, I've been doing this (4chan) awhile - and the Ms much much longer

NICE OUT SCRABBLE!

>tfw no bartender

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>>75920472
>mfw no bartender

>>75920470
keep it down youngin

I got blackout drunk last night again

i thought that was a bautista bobblehead desu senpai

>>75920583
same

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>>75920470
Fuck off. Your alt right online bullshit is so obviously a pathetic overcompensation for your beta nigger ness

>the white, not racist but proud af of my family and heritage

>>75920697
you have absolutely no muscle mass on your quads.. absolutely pathetic, if it wasn't for modern medicine and scientific advancements your kind (the weak) would have perished as natural selection would have others have taken place

>>75920697
fuck off and learn to greentext and don't feed this retarded /pol/ child

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GoMs
GoMs
GoMs

>Fuck you Goins, nice play damnit

the mariners traded cliff lee to acquire justin smoak

>>75920832
You're right, I shouldn't have replied

PLS FREE BASEBALL

>>75920832
>child

How can you say that when ive been posting here (/sp/) since 2008 (on 4chan since '07) LOL

i literally cannot be a child and am older than you

please lurk more, child

>>75920667
Feels bad

>>75920958
whoa calm down there my sweet summer child

>>75921017
why
>>75921031
dont reply to me again child, Im a legend here, show me some respect

diaz was looking straight fucking fire last time I heard about him, has he regressed back into mediocrity

>>75921066
I don't like blacking out

>>75921081
>implying he was ever mediocre

not so fast, leaf

>>75921066
dont get upset, hush my baby

>>75921132
>[
meet me at Bay and Adelaide tomorrow at noon

Meme team

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>>75921130
I take full responsibility

rip

BASED HEBREW FUCKING HAMMER

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.500 is within sight

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>>75920898
I was at the first game of the 'justin smoak era'

Seriously, so much hype. I hate him so much, just like every great white hope of Ms (seattle sports in general tbqh) history that hasn't panned out

We didn't really have a choice to keep Lee anyhow. Still hurt tho


FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

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SWEEP

>>75921167
you have school buddy stay in it

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AHAHAHHAAHAA

AHAHAHAHAH


SHITTLE JUST GOT FUCKING RAPED


MY SIDES

AHAHAHHAHA

GO THE FUCK BACK TO SHITTLE

GET
FUCKING

SWEPT


GARBAGE

ASS

TEAM


MY


SIDES


MARICuCKS EXPOSED

>>75921242
Great, see you again in the playoffs bandwagoner

P I L L A R
I
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L
A
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POWERFUL SPEEDY JEW

>>75921337
>>75921337

1337 post confirmed for jays in the playoffs

>>75921235
He will.

Probably for an extra year or two

>>75921456
nice projection but anyone who isnt a newfag knows im a highly successful millionaire

>>75921510
When people talk about being a millionaire they are referring to dollars of income, not sperm

I'm sure you're great at you're truck stop cock sucker job tho, good for you. Call your mom, I'll bet she's proud

>>75921649
ahahha why does me having so much money trigger you in such an angry projection? KEK

if the A's hang on to beat Texas, the Mariners will be in last place.