Tottenham 1 - 0 Manchester United (MATCH THREAD 2)

wenger out

*dabs on fathers grave*

man utd suck dick

>another early brazil thread
why?

Surprised that Spurs aren't up 3-0 right now

>>75913705

THICCCC

YES to autism

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>mouyes
>6th (sixth) minute

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lads, it's united

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How are the English so sexy

PRESS D TO DAB FOR DAD

>de gay

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remember when Man Utd were a major club?

>>75913740
I HEFF NODING TO SAY TO THE MAYNE STREEM METEOR

>>75913731
*grabs you by the throat*

you think that's funny!!!??

you better watch your mouth before i kick your ass kid

>poonited filled with literally who players

Final score prediction?
3-0 United I say

JUST FUCK OFF ROONEY

>>75913747
Damn. Kane will be bald before he hits 25. Is it just me, or do the English tend to go bald at a pretty young age?

>>75913733
why not

@75913751
>winning europeran trophies
>not major

ummm?

WENGER OUT

>>75913733
Attention whoring I reckon

>>75913764
too much test

I fucking hate lee dixon

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who /ABS/ here?

>>75913751
I remember when they spent the late 80s and early 90s being the pioneers of plastic money-grubbing to artificially make themselves win titles

Im black
Can Pogba black me with my white gf?
Just being a cuck isnt enough
I wanna be Pogbooned

>>75913751
Hey cutie.

reminder


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4UugS9l6QvI

>>75913764
also italians

If united win the europa league is it considered a successful season? 2 trophies + CL qualification. More than any English club this season unless Chelsea win FA cup

>>75913747
But he's Irish though, innit. So you better post sumfin else.

People keep making fun of Manure but they are on course to win the EL this season on top of the Community Shield and League Cup.That's more than what Sperm have won in the past decade.

>>75913764

Rooney should just accept the fact he's bald, not like he's ever been handsome in any way

>>75913785
the legendary double m8

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>>75913755
Carneiro's fault! FA conspiracy!

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tuanzebe will score next

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>>75913781
h-hi!

>>75913785
it'll be considered a pretty decent season, although the horrendous league form cannot be ignored. obviously if united lose it then it'll be a complete disaster of a season

>>75913785
winning the league is worth both of those shitty trophies but together

not all trophies are equal

>>75913810
What you doing, baby?

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happy mother's day lads

dinner was up to me today

remember when kumiko wasnt a bitch

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>>75913785
>Community Shield
>EFL Cup
>The European Loser Tournament

>trophies

I wonder if Spurs fans will wait until they have a 2-0 lead to bust out the "you're shit" chant, or if they're going to tempt fate and do it only up 1-0.

>>75913825
you're about two months late m8

Think I might play Gears of War instead of watching this. How are United gonna let Tottenham score within 6 minutes

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Jesus christ.

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Well /sp/?

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The mighty

>>75913825
It's not mothers day for us pablo

>>75913817

Of course it is im not refuting that. But I'd still put uniteds success this season above spurs, city, Liverpool and arsenal if they do win it

people often try to compare Pogba to great players from the past and I always have to explain to them that doing this is just ridiculous.
We, as a fan community, need to acknowledge that football history is now forever split into two parts; before Pogba and after Pogba.
You think about these great players of 'before Pogba'; Zidane, Ronaldo, Maradona, and you just see how unfair it all is.
Pogba has the control of Zinedine Zidane. The dribbling skills of Diego Maradona. The rapid acceleration of Ronaldo. All these things we once considered 'great' concentrated into one scarcely believable talent.

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Rate my 2017/2018 ManU squad guys

Potentially a treble winning team imo.

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>>75913825
what the fuck

what did you give to your mama tho?

>>75913825
you should get andres escobar'd for that shit dinner

>>75913840
i shoot myself and end this fucking joke of a life

>>75913837
Last season United let Tottenham score 3 times in 6 minutes, honestly this is an improvement.

lol rppny would trust that cunt to hold my water bottle let alone a midfield

>>75913840
All or nothing for me clive

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>>75913751

>tfw fergie retired 10 years already

where did the time goes lads

>>75913825
did you really eat 18 hardbioled eggs by yourself?

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>>75913839
That's pocket change for him.

>>75913856
this desu

>>75913825
18 fucking eggs

*dies of high cholesterol*

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>>75913846
9/10

>>75913840

I try to shoot the single person and ensure that there are no survivors.

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>>75913840
myself

>>75913782
Absolute top cringe

This game will finish 1 - 2

>>75913871
While it has been established eggs contain cholesterol it has not been proven that they raise the level of serum cholesterol in the human bloodstream.

Spurs are going to regret messing up all these chances in the first half when United score twice in the final 5 minutes.

>de gay gone
>200mil for greaseman

where will manure finish next season

>>75913764
Too many headers. I stopped heading the ball when I was 9 and thanks to that I still have a full head of hair at the age of 27.

>>75913848
Lewandovski instead of Isco and The Grease as #10, realistically there are only so many Madrid players we can get in a single transfer window and Bale + Varane are already confirmed

NEED A VERTONGHEN GOAL PLEASE

>>75913898

Top of the fuccboi league

/vertonghen-alderweireld/

>>75913898
1st by week 10,6th by week 38

>>75913898
>No de gay

9th

>>75913893
Those egg council guys got to you too, huh?

>>7591685
>4 years
yes, a lot of shit happened. that's what happens when amateurs take charge of a big club. the difference is that they hired a professional now to take charge

The Work of God:
Overpaid players Mourinho was able to alienate and send away
- Bastian can-t-even-keep-up-against-championship-teams Schweinsteiger
- Morgan Everton Schneiderlind
- Menphis muh-new-CR7-Olympique-Marseilhe Depay
- De Gay (assuming it happens, let's cross our fingers: we can trust RM tradition in having Spanish NT goalie, but they aren't making many mistakes lately)

Rooney can stay until his contract runs out, but he knows by now he won't play important matches. it's a big wage he gets, but his history in the club earns him not being bullied out of the club (mou is not a monster)

>>75913852
inb4 the d

>>75913787
Are you saying he's not English?

>>75913840
I do this
>>75913877
and then jump off the bridge, resulting in this
>>75913856

NBC commentators are ABU

>>75913906
blocks all paths

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>>75913871
>>75913864
>some people counted up the eggs

disturbing desu

>>75913898
My sources tell me they will buy Neuer.

Today is the day Sissoko scores

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>>75913917

>>75913928
taking five seconds to count the amount of eggs in a picture. truly disturbing stuff

>>75913919
for slovakbro>>75913740

>>75913935
and janssen

>>75913928
>"watching" a footy match
>but first I need to count up all the eggs in this picture

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>>75913919
>Rooney can stay until his contract runs out
Last time you mentioned him, The Master was supposedly shipping him off to China for 40 million, what happened to that?

Martial has no pace either

What a waste of money

Rashford would have scored that

Can someone please tell me the significance of this game? I do not understand these eurofag ICP EPL bullshit schedules.

When is your playoffs or championship? Shut like like that. Go!

>>75913777
Sry, don't think Pogba is into land whales bruh

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>tfw so used to seeing manure lose that it's not that entertaining anymore

>>75913898
Mou always wins the league on his second try. They will challenge for the title.

Chelshit will lose their best players this summer and Sperm is >Sperm. Man City will probably be the closest challengers.

FOREST GREEN ROVERS ARE IN THE FOOTBALL LEAGUE FOR THE FIRST TIME IN THEIR 128 YEAR HISTORY.

>>75913928

>Brazilians think counting to 12 is a difficult job

Colour me surprised

>>75913919
>wasting 10 minutes of your life to write down this drivel

top lel

>the cholera ridden shanty town of rooneys hair

Rooney needs to touch up his hair plugs. That balding patch in the middle of his head looks bad.

Is Martial still considered promising?

>Rooney gets a 2nd yellow
>2 match ban for 10 yellow card
>We never have to watch him play again

>>75913747

how do you get temp filenames?

>>75913953
It doesn't really mean anything. There's only Spurs playing for a bit of pride in their final game at this stadium and United just damage controlling and waiting for the EL final.

This season has been quite boring desu

>>75913950
Apparently, Rooney sent his agents to China and decided he didn't want to live there. So he's probably going to MLS, but MLS doesn't shell out big transfer fees, only big wages. So he'll run down his contract then get some ridiculous deal with Los Angeles.

What's up with Rooney's bald patch?

Slovakbro vs Portugese Mourinho Poster in a /sp/ debate when?

>>75913958

It barely even matters desu, its such a non-match for them that tottenham losing would be more entertaining

>>75913958
Up until last week they were on a 25+ game undefeated streak though.

Is Chris "Word Class" Smalling still going to Real for 200m?

Are we just going to ignore how Eriksen is balding AGAIN

>>75913981
I see. When is the EL final?

>>75913996
de "world class" gay is going to real

>>75913963

>chesterfield fc will be playing a fucking village team next season

jfmsu

>>75913983

Hole in his wig, needs a new one.

>>75914000
24th May

>>75913998
He'll just get another hair transplant, no big deal. He's only losing hair from the front and he's rich.

>>75913996

If he was playing for LVG he'd be unironically wrld class again desu

>>75913950
that's wishful thinking, but we know muh China is usually tabloid talk with no real substance, only a handful of players not even rooney-status actually go there.
if there is an offer, and he accepts you can bet your ass he'll be sold. but Mou is not a monster, I'm pretty sure the board was asked to search for an MLS solution for the club legend. And only if he wants to go.

Have United even had shot on target?

Is Kane greedier than Sturridge?

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Harry Kane sound like Hurricane

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>>75913986
>yfw they're the same person

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>>75913903
whut you too? love to watch him play

>>75914001
what about Phil "world class" Jones

de gay > neuer

>>75914019
1

>BAILLY

HHAHAHANAHHAHA
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAGAGAHHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
AHHA
AHHAHAHAHHSHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
HAHAHA
HAH
HAHA
HAHA
HAHA
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA

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>>75914025

>We've got tears from the sky

KYS!

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Why does Dele look so awkward when he's running with the ball

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>Bailey playing up front

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So I became I united fan this year because I thought they were good wtf happened?

>>75913825
looks like shit desu

WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T THE NEGRO SHOOT FUCK OFF

>>75914009
It's amazing how "world class" a defender can look when they play behind two holding midfielders and all the team does is pass it around defence all game.

>>75914027
I rate Toby higher as a defender, but he's not as likely to score

>>75913986
We have those all the time, one day I'll dig into the archives and find posts where >mouyesbro claimed Conte was going to collapse and Mou comfortably walking the league. I think he was still claiming this in early December lmao. In this thread he started to realize Conte fixed Chelsea, so he attempted to credit >mouyes for the success
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/73083708/
>Conte is carried by >mouyes' tactics and players
>tactics and strategy don't matter
>Chelsea play the Mourinho way™
>stats don't matter la it's the Mourinho way™
>it's completely different but it's still the Mourinho way™
>mouyes did nothing wrong at Chelsea
>Carneiro is to blame for sixteenth place
>Hazard is a >mouyesbabby
>mouyes sacrificied himself and left as a hero
>totally wasn't sacked
>Manure are where they want to be in the table
>I'm right because I'm Portugese
And personal favorite
>every player gets better when they get older

I kinda like De Gea now. I'm on team /Romero/

so.. this is the power of the most expensive squad ever assembled

>>75914047
Mouyes

>>75914047
You Americans is what happened

>>75914046
Mourinho's secret plan when he is losing is to put the biggest black cunt he has up front and pray black magic will win the game

He used to do it with Drogba

POST KUMIKOS

commence the slagposting

>>75913968
>implying they're not pre-written answers in .txt files
>theworkofgod.txt

>>75914059
how long has it been since jantje scored?

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>tfw about to tuck into a roast dinner

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>>75914085

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who can stop United next year

PL + CL final is a given

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Half time JUSTs

>>75914062

If De Gea IS really leaving mou better let Romero play the final

Who here devastated that our reserve team are losing 1-0 away from home against 2nd in the league in a meaningless match for both teams?

I might just end it all, I'm so upset. I don't think I can take another mocking from SlovakABU. His after match thread where he pretends to be a United fan might just push me over the edge.

>Asscheekster Divided

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>>75914016
>"The genius Mou offloading Rooney for huge cash, using it to buy more world class players like Bailly or Mkhitaryan, la"
>instead he's warming the bench with his fat ass for 300k a week and >mouyes can't do anything about it
>mfw

>>75914095
2>4>1>3>5

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>>75914103
mou already confirmed that romero will play the final

>mfw romero's record in finals for argentina

We're just shit in the league this season, and we will be for a few seasons until we sign some players with the grit needed to play in the premier league

Meaningless match desu

>>75914100

This is just sad :(

>>75914100
should have knocked this bitch up

>>75914095
4, 5, 1, 2, 3

>>75914061
> claimed Conte was going to collapse and
never claimed that. I claimed Conte was going to walk the league with the team he had if he wasn't a total incompetent. turned out I was right.

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>>75914106
>the utter state of paki customers in 2017
Sad!

What formation are Man Utd playing? They have 5 defenders on the pitch.

Based Slovak working SEETHING customers into a shoot

>>75914100

Creeps

>>75914079
>He used to do it with Drogba
Drogba was always a striker though you melon

>>75914100
>she didn't crop the picture like he did to show that he is taking the picture

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>you now remember januzaj

>>75914100
This is the dumbest thing I've ever read, zero context

Nothing will ever be as funny as watching all the Man Utd plastics melting down over these past few seasons

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>>75913757
*dabs behind you*
psshh

>>75914136

Blood on your hands now pal.

>>75914109
he's not a monster. Rooney has history with the club, and he earned his contract. look what happened to the one that made his history in Bayern Munich and got the golden reform contract in United

>>75914133
As I said, one day I'll dig into the archives. I had the legendary Conte thread (a-all >mouyes' work) bookmarked, can't be bothered to actually search for shit now

Should just knock down the stadium now desu

>>75914100
Translation: I'm bored of my husband and want to fuck other men

>>75914098
You rags are deluded. You think you are getting James without losing De Gea?
And Greizmann would not take a step down to join that shit club without Fergie.
The glory days are over. You guys are the new Liverpool. Better lower those expectations.

>>75914106
hehe it's not like we're in sixth fucking place or anything hehe stupid abus

mouyes is a fucking FRAUD

>>75914093
I'll tuck into your roast dinner~

>>75914148
>you now remember Tyler Blackett

>>75914079
the thing is drogba was actually good.

none of the poonited black rappers are good

Bit odd that we're still winning trophies yet play like utter shit in the league

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>>75914157
Oh dear

>>75914100
>I will always love you this is why we're getting divorced
???

>>75914120
the dig on the De Gea
>when we have two goalies of the same level, it's not common they get along so well bla bla bla
>same level
classic Mou

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Half time reminder

>>75914184
>>75914167

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>mfw Utd get beaten by Ajax through a controversial decision and Mouyes melts down

>>75914190
juve is gonna win serie a in a few hours m8

>>75914138
Anyone? I'm not watching the game

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>>75914161
>he's keeping him at the club on purpose
>totally not the case of no one having any interest in the Manure shitters except De Gay

>>75914182
luckily the a are still on side to lay down the easy draws for you

>>75914198
Can't see shit.

>>75914141
>oh no Hazard didnt dive enough to win a penalty in the first half like I told him
>better sub on drogba and hope he scores

>>75914204
Napoli is the better team

I wonder where all you ABUs will disappear to when >we score, you seem to be out in full force today

All these ABUs upset we are going to complete our treble against Ajax

>>75914204
yeah but without pogba there dabbing with the team whats the point

>>75914182

We're literally a cup team now. 2 draws in the league is 4 points dropped, 2 draws in a cup can see us win on away goals.

>>75914207
I thought you were a man u fan?

>>75914204
Do Juve fans even care about that anymore? This is like the 7th time in a row.

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>>75914206
At times they have 6 in defence.

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>>75914210
t. Manchester United director of football

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>>75914204
Slovak cuck was Dab boi's #1 fan, then Dab boi transferred back to Utd, hence Slovak cucks hatred of United and Pogba in particular

>>75914208
Post literally doesn't make sense m80

>>75914190
>In the Champions League Final
>I-I bet he misses #Pogboom

Customers abound everybody.

>>75914226
he is a juve fan, despite being from a different country, and has been seething ever since pogba left for united

>>75914206
7-2-1, Mouyes' favorite.

>>75914093
DON'T POST IT

>>75914229
they only care about the champions league, that's why they shipped off Conte to fuck up the NT. to win the league every year he was enough

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>>75914190
I think the
>y-you're missing Poobag so badly!
argument fell apart after about three months of dabber flopping at Manure and Juve being stronger than ever, but it seems it's your only defence still. After 10 months lmao

Why do I still get up early to watch this shit team bros? We haven't done jack since Fergie left.

>>75914216
Hazard and Drogba played like one season together and it was when Drogba came back from China. You're clutching at straws mate. Drogba was first choice striker for nearly the entire time he was at Chelsea.

What's Mourinho gonna blame this loss on today?

No controversial decisions from the ref so he'll have to go with his standard WE TIRE VERY MANY INJURY IS DIFFICULT TO PLAY TOP LEVEL LIKE THAT

>>75914231
Don't understand how anyone can find them attractive

Let me know when Halftime is over please.

not sure if tottenham is that good or united is complete shit

>>75914274
it feels like a pre season game at the moment

>>75914274
both are correct

>>75914254
Yeah because Marchisio is so much better right, if you lose CL final its because ur carrying dead weight like him

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the ol' shit slingeroo

>>75914274
yes

>>75914266
He's playing a reserve team he said

>>75914238
He had her in her absolute prime. Don't feel sorry for him

It's so cute to see little Spurs celebrate 1-0 against our U18 team

>>75914252
Drivel, absolute drivel.

>>75914243
>implying they weren't in the final in 2015
Pogba = Pjanic + Dani Alves + Higuain
sounds about right, he's a complete player all over the pitch

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citymoda pochutla

It seems so pointless Tottenham gtting into the CL

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>>75914269
It's amazing what a few beers can do.

If Lingard is still playing as a starting XI next season, ill quit being a man u fan after supporting them for 11 years.

Who remembers west hams absolute sham of a closing ceremony last season?

It was fucking shite

>>75914204
David Moyes could manage Jj to a comfortable Serie A title

>>75914304
lmfao

>>75914285
Why.

>>75914270
IT'S


O.V.E.R.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH

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>>75914283
Marchisio isn't Pogba's replacement, different player. They got Pjanic instead of him, and not even the most deluded paki customer is going to claim Poobag is better than Pjanic, especially after his performances against Barcelona.
>while costing less than a third

>>75914274
>not rating pochettino

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>Parade of Legends
>spurs
>Legends

>>75914304
>80% pass completion
Into le trash

>>75914312
>fan

hold it right there paki, stay at united

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>>75914274
>tfw I pretend to be a United fan for the bants after a loss while I've been a Spurs fan for 7 years

That Tottenham feel la

What's life in a country of 3 million anyway

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Rank them.

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half time loli

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>>75914302
Pls >mouyesbro, I thought your lazy bait days were over. Much higher standard is expected of a recognized shitposter

>>75914331
That back pass from pjanic in that atlanta game where they scored from and drew 1-1.. Pogba would never do that

>You'r now aware that rashford is on the pitch

>>75914346
2>3>4>5>1

>>75914319
Shut the fuck up you sub-human kike.

>>75914207
that's what I said. if there's an interest he will be sold/gifted. of course nobody wants a has-been alcoholic. the difference is that Bastian has no history in the club, so he was sent to the U23. Rooney can collect his wages and even skip training when he drinks too much, Mou doesn't care

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how many years have you guys been fapping?

>>75914337
>hello I'm 15 years old

>>75914346

4>>>>>2>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>3>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>1>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>'''''''''''''''''5''''''''''''''

>>75914350
That's a grown woman

>a corner that wasn't complete shit

what the fuck

>>75914359
You might want to look up Pogba's average disposession number back at Juve, Anon...

9/11 mentioned

>united

>>75914346
4>2>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>rest

Yo United may as well give up.

>>75914346
what's the point when i can't see their asses

The one in middle has amazing thighs and the best potential though

>Manure in set pieces

>>75914346
4-1-3-2-5

>>75914346

2>4>3>5>1

Woah Mou halftime talk got the boys motivated!

>MOUYES
MOUYES
>MOUYES
MOUYES
>MOUYES
MOUYES
>MOUYES
MOUYES
>MOUYES
MOUYES
>MOUYES
MOUYES
>MOUYES
MOUYES
>MOUYES
MOUYES
>MOUYES
MOUYES
>MOUYES
MOUYES
>MOUYES
MOUYES

It's a Tottenham think they're hot shit after we've sent the U13s out so they can win their last game at their stadium

Consider it a thank you for all the 3 points over the years

>>75914346
for me it's 2>4>5>3>1

>>75914344
>What's life in a country of 3 million anyway
lonely, like in any other place

ARRY
R
R
Y

>thinking we give a shit about this game
lmao at all the spuds celebrating

TOP KEK

>>75914378
BUGGER OFF SILVERDADDY CREEP IT'S ALL OVER

pathetic

>>75914346
cumberbatch on the right

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>Mouyes

>>75914346
4>2>5>3>1

>moyes

>mouyes

>>75914406
what

>>75914346
43251

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>Mouyes

Doesn't matter when we win in ten days

>Letting Spurs score set pieces on you

>Mouyes

He wasn't alone

KANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANE

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>BUT WE ARE FOCUSING ON EUROPA

KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE

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>>75914371
>malaysia webm
>no one died

Smalling better be getting sold in summer...

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Reminder that this is all LVG's fault.

>selling Evans, keeping Jones and Smalling
>selling Evra, buying Shaw
>buying Schweinsteiger and Schneiderlein
>selling Nani, buying >Depay and promoting Lingard
>selling Van Persie, Hernandez and Welbeck, replacing them with no one
>making Rooney captain

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>>75914370
>Mou doesn't care
Finally something we can agree on. He failed at Madrid, got sacked from his beloved Chelsea (second time, kek) so now he's collecting a fat customer's check for making up excuses for draws against Hull. Come to think of it, he's the Rooney of managers

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Rooney fucks up another clearance

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What's the excuse today?

>>75914346
1, 5 awful

2,3,4 qts

KANE LANE KANE KANE KANE KANE

Ah yes beating our Under-18 reserve team very impressive, enjoy shite hart lane while you can

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United need some brazilians, buy this guy please

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KANE?

>>75914435
DELETE

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>>75914376

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kane?

>manure
>mouyes
>customers
I don't even have corresponding reaction images anymore, lmao

D

>>75914371
9

I just calculated, I'm somewhere near 10,000 total ejaculations

WHITE HEART KANE \o

>>75913848
>Oblak

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>>75914452
>>75914456

>>75914363
>>75914393
>>75914398

>2>4

Blind twats

>>75914381
But he passed the ball back to bazargli and cost his team the game lol https://youtu.be/eyMpFkTDm4s