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Tottenham Hotspur vs Manchester United

Premier League

White Hart Lane

Kick off in one (1) bong
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anime
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fellas....it's tottenham
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>>75911841
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>muh WHL where we won fuck all

hope spurs bottle it desu
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>>75911963
>that lineup
Not even Spurs could manage to pull a Spurs today
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>>75911963
<playing 5 center backs

the absolute mad man
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>>75911963
I can't wait for United go lose
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>>75911963
>this fucking team
gonna put a bet on 5-0 Spurs
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>>75911963
Would be nice if >we actually went for it instead of the dour negative bullshit these last 2 months since there's fuck all to play for.

Won't happen though. 1-0 loss after getting dominated all game. Can't wait.
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>>75912018

>Would be nice if we tried in a game that doesn't matter

You literal melt
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>>75912072
Mate if United were going to try they would park the bus all game and hope for a lucky break. I just want the team to have fun at least.
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Based Mou ensuring we'll get a point

£500m spend and 0 away goals v Top 6

Genius
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>>75911928
who else wants to be like lloris in your 30s?
>classy
>fashionable
>fit
>nice hair and beard
>qt gf
how the hell do i do it?
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>>75911963
Terrible. Mata is going to get knocked around all game.
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>dembele benched for Dier

Why, maybe that United £40m bid is real
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>>75912108

>lets damage morale by getting thrashed for the next three games

Fucking hell sort youself out

>>75912135

But he's french
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>>75912135
get out of Argentina for starters
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just put a fiver on Tottenham 3-0
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>>75912108
With this midfield Spurs would score a goal every 5 minutes
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>>75911963
>Smalling at lcb
>Can't use his left to save his life
>Can barely pass with his right

>Rooney
>Martial in strike

Injuries suck.
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we are missing the resident slovak

who do we count on the shit on bigman manure?
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>>75912355
His bull isn't playing so don't expect him soon
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>>75912355
don't worry he will come

he always comes
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>>75912355

>Doesn't post in other EPL threads
>Posts the same stuff over and over again
>Never replies to posts except with reddit teir comments

I liked the old abus more desu
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>>75911963
>rppny
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>>75911963
L M A O
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10/22 starting players are English. Feels strange for a game against two top 6 sides.
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>>75912355
hes having a day off since his hero, Pogba, is in bereavement
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CUSTOMERS BTFO INCOMING
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>tfw used to support livershit, then went onto Chelsea then United then Southampton and now don't support any team and just enjoy the football that is given to me free of charge. Truly living the life senpai
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>United lose this game
>Lose against Ajax

This is potentially one of the greatest season for ABUs
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>>75912442
true
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wtf is a ABU?

abu bakhar?
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>>75912212
>playing attacking football means United will get thrashed
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>all these defenders

They're going to pull the same shit they did against Arsenal and Wolfsburg aren't they?
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>>75912465
Also need to know
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>>75912465

Angry
Black
Unicorns
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>>75912442
obviously United will lose this match. Who thinks they wont?
If they bottle it against an Eredivisie side, thats probably one of the biggest embarassments in the last decade
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>>75912495
>>75912465
Anyone but (leeds) united

basically people who love laughing at leeds lose
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>>75912212
so? better yet, france is the best country in europe, in terms of architecture, class, food and women
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>>75912524
>but we are focusing on europa
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Will this game be 4-0?
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Poch only has 1 win v Mou


Mou going to get a 0-0
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>>75911928
>poch playing 4 at the back with dier and wanyama as the CM pairing
can't see >us winning this lads
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>>75912578
LMAO

Go look at Utd's team
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>>75912576
>Mou going to get a 0-0

another drawchester united episode then
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>>75912549
Even if United's only chance of top 4 was winning this match. I would still expect a loss.
>you now remember when Tottenham were a confirmed 6 points team every season
fucking kill me
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>>75912578
Why has Poch dropped Walker and Dembele?
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>>75912578
have you seen our team
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based mou double parking
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>>75912598
walker probably cos he's off, dembele i can't figure out desu
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what the fuck is united's formation ??
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draw incoming
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>>75912629

9-0-1
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>>75911963
>most expensive squad ever assembled
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>>75912535

lel have you ever been there?
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>£500m spend and 0 away goals v Top 6

>>75912623
wheres walkgod going?
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>>75912629
3 at back. Tuanzabe and Blind at wing backs
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>>75912632
Shouldn't it be mou in that pic?
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>>75911963
>>75912653
>So that's it, huh? We the patsies. Some kinda suicide squad...
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>>75912629
assuming its something like

----------------- De Gea
----- Bailly - Jones - Smalling
Tuanzebe - Carrick - Rooney - Blind
---------------------- Mata
----------- Martial -------- Lingard
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>Carrick Rooney midfield
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>Final Match at Upton Park
>play United
>Final Match at WHL
>play United
really made me think
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AHAHAHAHA 6TH PLACE FOR JOSE ARROGANTIO
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>Carrick - Rooney - Mata
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I like where this is going.
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>>75912629
see
>>75912121
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>>75912686
>tfw you will never ride on top of a tortoise
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>mfw when United miss out on top 4
>but then still get champions league because they win Europa
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For me it's Paul Scholes
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what happened to the trap that used to post feet on utd threads?

or am i making shit up? my memory is terrible.
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>>75912746

t. Xavier Hernandevich Hernandez
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Got a dissertation to hand in on Wednesday and haven't even started. Can I make it or shall I just apply to work at primark?
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>>75912743
>they qualify for the CL
>then get humiliated because they are out of their depth
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>>75912755
>traps that put the man in manchester united
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>>75912743

>mfw they lose both
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>tfw ibra and fellaini are ready to come on
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>>75912755
turned out to be a fake, a sock puppet trip made by a guy called skrtelpower
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God I hope Ajax win the Europa so Jose has a meltdown and they're forced to play Europa again next year
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Who here life long Chelsea fan?
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>>75912770
lmao youre fucked. done any research?
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>>75912771
This can be said about most of the PL teams getting CL this year
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LITERAL non-league update

Forest Green Rovers 45 minutes away from the Football League lads.

>Tranmeme

kek and lel
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FUCK Liverpool...
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>>75912771
Mourinho would just thug his way to a semi final. this is well known.
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>>75911963

In 10 years time people will look back at that starting an XI and proclaim "literally who"
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>>75912792
me

also a manure hater
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>>75912770
How many words?

I did my 12k undergrad dissertation to low 2.1 standard in 10 days.
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>>75912803
>you now remember fc united of manchester
>you now remember the green and gold scarves

cringe
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>>75912355
>Worshiping a 12 year old from reddit

I miss old /sp/ so much
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>>75912803
Tranmere absolutely smashed 2nd place too

Poor them
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>>75912803

Is there a Range Rover club?
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>>75912827
BRAAAAAAAAPFTTTTT
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>>75912812
try 3 years time
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>>75912827
>Google search image
>BIG ASS Lesbian porn is the first match.
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SUMMON THE BASED SLOVAK
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>>75912770
Seriously lad, reply.
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>>75912135
>french

nah
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>>75912812
they'll look back and say "you now remember De Gea played for Man Utd" when he's still playing for Real
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>"The Europa League is a different competition (to the Champions League), the Europa League is a different level of competition for a different level of player and a different level of club. It is not good for a big club to go there and win it."
>mouyes, August 2015

"And my feelings, it's also the most important match of our history. It doesn't matter what happened before, it doesn't matter how big matches we played before."
>mouyes, before the second leg of EL semis against Celta Vigo
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important poll to dictate whether I fuck off from this thread or not
http://www.strawpoll.me/12963076
http://www.strawpoll.me/12963076
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>Be customer
>Fly 9000 miles to watch Manure at Old Trafford
>Spend £600 in club shop
>struggle to find location of seat within the stadium.
>pull out banner supporting your heroes

>Mouyes rewards your loyalty by picking that squad of players
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>>75912874
>Tfw no slovak to shit on manure
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>>75912842
the closest thing is the juventus jeeps
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>tfw another eplel footy game to watch on a sunny sunday while having a nearly unlimited stock of beer to drink

life is good lads
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hope united demolish spuds
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>>75912883
We already went over this, nemanja
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>>75912794
>>75912826
>>75912870
10k, just a bit of reading here and there topic is solar thermal collector performance difference between different selective coatings
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>>75912874
She does some good porn.
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>>75912874
I want to charge my phone on her nose.
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>>75912885
VOTE ABU BROTHERS

SCARE THE CUSTOMER BACK TO HIS BASEMENT
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My arms are really itchy, I think my dog has fleas
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Countdown to Mouyes complaining about tiredness or injuries
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>>75912902
>all caps
how old are you?
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>>75911963
Who the fuck are Tuanzebe and Bailly desu
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>>75912899

>Solar

ded technology. Without proper testing or analysis of something you are 100% fucked unless your uni is a scam
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>>75912355
Tired desu, been shitposting in /seriea/ since the morning and customers pretty much gave up today before the match started. I'll let other ABU bros take the reins today
>>75912389
>Never replies
Kek, what? 95% of my posts are replies, I'm only ignoring Manure pakis once they reach maximum seething mode
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>>75912874
Cute trap, anon.
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>>75912883
Wondered when you were going to wander over from reddit
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>>75912888
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>Son
>Alli
>Eriksen
>Kane

rip united
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alright whats with the turtles and sloths, did I miss a new meme?
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>>75912899
Do you need to collect data for that? Have you got the data.

If so you're going to have to just shit out 3k words a day my friend. It's possible but it will be hell. Long three days ahead.

Break it into chunks. Target 1K in the morning session, 1k after lunch and 1k in the evening/nighttime and you'll get there. When I did 12k in 10 days I split it up like that but nowhere near as intense. I'd do 500 in the morning and 500 after lunch.

I used to think that was a lot of writing but it really isn't.
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>>75912899
>>75912899
honestly. you best get cracking. I did mine in about 5 days and got 60% somehow.
>grab all references you can
>dont read them. just search for key words you want to use and then pick the ones which suit your argument
>writer alot of faff. just go mental
thats how I did it
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>>75912925
HES HERE

THE GOAT

CUSTOMERS ON SUICIDE WATCH
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How mad would it be if Tottenham finished above Chelsea AFTER Chelsea had already been declared champions

top kek, how awkward would that be
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The current WHL is ugly as fuck.
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>>75911963

If Spurs don't win atleast 5-0 they're a joke.
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>>75912917
>not knowing Bailly by now
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new CD confirmed
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>>75912895
But you failed to acknowledge >mouyes' hypocrisy, so it's a remainder
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>>75912948
>he thinks the newfagbslovak isn't a United fan
state of newnewfags
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Remember when Tottenham put up a statue of Michael Jackson at their stadium?

kek good times
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>>75912925
Greetings, o based one
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>>75912972

Was that not Norwich?
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>>75912725
4-4 would be fun but there is no chance mourinhos team scores 4 goals
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>>75912948
Yeah!! I cant WAIT for him to post the same pictures over and over again, then to finish up with a united thread even though hes not a united fan!! hahaha!
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>Tottenham's best PL period ever
>win nothing
>Man Utd's worst PL period ever
>win a trophy each season

Really makes you think huh?
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>>75912925
Glorious leader, today will be the final nail in the coffin for customers

5-0 spuds

>>75912983
why is it so easy to troll customers?
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All the attentions are focused on the 6th place in the league, because that's where the Big Man is.
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>>75912121
Ebin mouyesball
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>>75912888
>>75912936
Where are her Glasses?
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>>75912972
>>75912980
was Fulham.
How can you fuck up that? Youre either too young or too stupid.
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>>75912944
>>75912945
>>75912923
>Tfw I was lying all along and now feeling guilty

Forgive me lads :3
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>>75912925
Wew. The fucking mad man is here Customers hastily googling Poogba passing statistics
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>>75912948
Going to be a boring thread imo, customers are pretending they're satisfied with 6th (sixth) place and claim beating Dutch 19 year olds in EL Final is the grand achievement Manure were working for the whole season
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is the slovak the new king of /sp/?
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>>75912917

Not sure m8. Also trying to work out who this Wayne Rooney chap is, probably from the U23's.
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>All those plastic flags
Kek, that's pathetic.
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>>75913001
have another (You). Seems like you need it.
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>>75912990
I know right! customers (LOL) btfo!
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>>75912972
Remember when Dany Levy's son was murdered by MI5 along with Princess Diana.
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>tfw no Rooney-cam

I want to see up close just how sensationally shit he is these days. He's tragic now, not even PL tier anymore. To think he and Ronaldo were equals when they were teenagers.
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http://www.strawpoll.me/12963076/r

dis gon be gud
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Cool scenes tbf
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>>75912997
(you)
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>>75913013
He's claiming it from the Romanian ABL slip poster
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Rememmber when Tottenham fans kicked the black guy off the bus? disgusting
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who tottenh/a/m here?
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Why is the media sucking Tottenham's proverbial dick so hard? Their best season in years and yet they won jack shit!
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MADMAN
A
D
M
A
N
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>>75913012
come on mate. no United fan is claiming beating Ajax in Europa League is an achievement. I dont even think we will beat them. Been a disaster season allover
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Does anyone actually give a fuck about White Hart Lane?
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>>75913029
He's still a good player.
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>Star wars
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>>75913029

>Tfw I was watching highlights of the 7-1 win over Roma yesterday

Fucking amazing how far he has fallen and how I forgot how good he use to be.
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>duel of the fates
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>>75912629
7-2-1
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We /Duel of the Fates/ now.

IT'S OVER TOTTENHAM, CONTE HAS THE HIGH GROUND
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Ooof the last game at the FAMOUS LANE

Ooof what a game this should be, filled with history.

All those famous moments at THE LANE

Such as...

Err...

Arsenal winning the title here on 2 (Two) occasions? Err... what else?

ALL THESE GLORY YEARS

A succession of top 16 finishes, what memories, what history.
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>>75913037

>Doesn't even have an anime girl in kit
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>>75912979
>>75912990
>>75913002
Kek, lets enjoy Manure getting fucked in the ass
>b-but muh EL
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Everyone is wanking over white hart lane but it was only like 3 seasons ago when the squad said they preferred to play away because the white hart lane fans were so toxic to the players
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Remember when Tottenham fans threw a banana at Kolo Toure?
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>>75913047
dont even see the big deal. theyre building a new stadium in the same place. Might aswell be called WHL
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Damn, the size of that slag walking out with Spuds players
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Why doesn't Rooney just start lifting and become a CDM. He'd be good as there
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>Star Wars music on the LAST EVER game at White Hart Lame
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>>75913056
>you now remember when united could actually cross a ball and rooney banged in about 20 headers goals in 09/10
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>duel of the fates
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>>75913062
>From my point of view, the premier league doesn't matter
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>>75913063
>Arsenal have won more titles at White Hart Lane than the Emirates

Sad!
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>>75913012
they have a good chance of wining the EL and qualifying to the CL, so why shouldn't they?
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>Allison
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>>75913013
>new Invincibles
>"undefeated" run consisting mostly of draws againt relegation shitters
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>>75913064
>(you)
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Remember when spurs fans nearly killed one of their own
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>>75913056
He was genuinely great though I'm not sure that many will remember him that way because of how bad he's been in recent years.
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>>75913077
glad the star wars music is fucking off for good

our players have heard it so much it doesnt affect them, but it hypes up the opposition every time
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>prequels
OH MY GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWD
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This is the most noteworthy thing to happen at Shite Hart Lane.

Imagine.
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>>75913099
The state of Spur fans. They're stupid
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Of course they make us play against Tottenham for their last game at their stadium. Now they'll be all inspired and win. Fuck the schedule makers.
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>>75913062
Harrykane, you're breaking my offside trap!
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>>75913013
for newfags, yes.
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>>75912968
It's not hypocrisy. It can both be important to United (it is) and below the aspirations of what wants to be a European power (which also describes United).
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>>75913099
whatcha doin
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ready for a shit match of the shittiest league
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>>75913081
>real women have curves
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1-0 to Spurs, Son to score the winner
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The most boring games I've seen this year have been United. They're so shitty. I can't believe I used to support them.
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>Star Wars

It's Dvorak, you plebs
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>>75913097

>His club doesn't have their own chinese cartoon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Pe0NTgXNbs
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>>75913079
I watched highlights of his 09/10 season the other day. It's not an exaggeration to say that his heading was TSU tier that season. It was ridiculous.
>>
>glory glory tottenham hottspur

???

What glory?
>>
cum
>>
>>75912578
Are you sure it isn't 3 at the back with Eriksen and Wanyama as CMs?
>>
>yfw WHL's most famous moment was the ultimate bottle job to Gary Neville's manyoo
>>
>When a stream tells you to turn off adblock

Lel fuck off m8 there's hundreds of other streams.
>>
>>75912874
>mfw thought it was Americans who post Blacked pictures on non-flag boards

fucking cuck
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3
power gap
1
4
2
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>>75913123
>changing team to support
my god, go back to plebbit
>>
>>75913129
they finished above arsenal once mate, be more respectful
>>
>>75913129
The playing good football trophy and the best team over the last 2 years cup
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>>75913087
>needing to sweatily draw your way through annual Sevilla Appreciation Trophy because your league results are so desperate
We all know it's about not losing 30% of that Adidas sponsorship, no matter what stories Manure PR are feeding their customers. What are they going to do in CL with their atrocious quality?
>>
>>75913103
Spuds fans are exactly the kind of people that I imagine defending those turds.
>>
>last game at your stadium
>ALL READY being outsung by a bunch of drunk mancs

Embarrassing
>>
>>75913122
Am I racist for thinking most Korean girls look the same?
>>
>>75913141

That quotes fake btw
>>
>>75913126
>not qwerty

Hipster fuck.
>>
>>75913141
>>75913122


>>75913153
>mancs

KEK
>>
anyone got an acestream?
>>
>>75913156
That's less racism and more anti-plastic surgery
>>
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Not the most flattering of pics
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>>75913142
I didn't change. I just stopped supporting the team I inhereted. I would be absolutely embarrassed to support either of these sides.
>>
>>75913156
when they have copious amounts of plastic surgery to look the same it can't really be racist
>>
Got a free bet. What should I put it on? Need atleast £100 in return
>>
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Rate my breakfast bros
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>>75913170
Looks like regular Rooney to me.
>>
>pooney
>>
>>75913112
>says himself EL is a shit competition for regional sides, big teams have no place competing in it
>gets his shit JUST'd two years later and claims it's the biggest match in Manure history
Still missing the point?
>>
>>75913176
Rooney hattrick
>>
>>75913168
aa7c6b5f1fd8fbae6c4b1e4e2df6659e7179aca1

THIS IS AN ABU MASTER RACE ONLY STREAM, DONT STEAL IT CUSTOMERS, PAY FOR THE REAL ONE
>>
>pooney
its already started
>>
>>75913164

Most away games are Mancs though. You can't even apply unless you hold a silver season ticket and even then it's balloted depending on your attendance
>>
>>75913168
me la
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>>75913170
Jesus Christ.
>>
>>75913170
The fuck is Alli doing? Looks like that eyebrow kid from Narnia
>>
>>75913180
>>75913180
>>75913180
>>75913180
>>75913180
>>
Bored already

Two overhyped teams who play anti football
>>
>>75913170
me tying my hair beside Alli
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>>75913179
That's a big Yorkshire Pudding.
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Lads, De Gea has put his house up for sale.
>>
>>75913187
Wtf am I supposed to do with that?
>>
>state of this ABU who has spent abit too much time on donald/pol/
>>
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>>75913171
>stopped supporting
>>
>>75913179
>eating a full meal for breakfast

Fat fuck.
>>
Haha, time for another game where Martial becomes completely isolated upfront and has to feed off scraps so Mou can call him shit and sell him without upsetting the fans too much.
>>
>>75913200
Stop trying to cling onto our season, you scouse twats.
>>
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taking requests for half time trannies

names preferred
>>
>>75913179
This is why your country is so fat
>>
>>75913207
Well he is too good for shit like United
>>
>>75913227
I request that you leave
>>
>>75913209
Not be a complete newfag with it.
>>
game over already lmao
>>
>meme arrow comment about united being shite
>>
>>75913207
Source
>>
LGTSS

>CUSTOMERS
>>
it begins
>>
gg ez
>>
>mouyes
>>
>>75913185
Is United a big team now?
>>
>>75913179
>dat Yorkshire Pudding
>>
Maureen btfo
>>
>MOUYES
>>
LOL CUSTOMERS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>
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>>75913234
Don't be a twat
>>
>>75913236
only lasted 6 mins.
>>
>GET FUCKED >GET FUCKED >GET FUCKED >GET FUCKED >GET FUCKED >GET FUCKED >GET FUCKED >GET FUCKED >GET FUCKED >GET FUCKED >GET FUCKED >GET FUCKED >GET FUCKED >GET FUCKED >GET FUCKED >GET FUCKED >GET FUCKED >GET FUCKED >GET FUCKED >GET FUCKED >GET FUCKED >GET FUCKED >GET FUCKED >GET FUCKED >GET FUCKED >GET FUCKED >GET FUCKED >GET FUCKED >GET FUCKED >GET FUCKED >GET FUCKED >GET FUCKED >GET FUCKED >GET FUCKED >GET FUCKED >GET FUCKED >GET FUCKED >GET FUCKED >GET FUCKED >GET FUCKED >GET FUCKED >GET FUCKED >GET FUCKED >GET FUCKED >GET FUCKED >GET FUCKED >GET FUCKED >GET FUCKED >GET FUCKED >GET FUCKED >GET FUCKED >GET FUCKED >GET FUCKED >GET FUCKED >GET FUCKED >GET FUCKED >GET FUCKED >GET FUCKED >GET FUCKED >GET FUCKED >GET FUCKED >GET FUCKED >GET FUCKED >GET FUCKED >GET FUCKED >GET FUCKED >GET FUCKED >GET FUCKED >GET FUCKED
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
>>
>rppney
>>
>CUSTOMERS
>>
wow ahahahhahahaha
>>
>MOUYESCHESTER
>>
that looked so easy lmao
>>
Why is this thread so comfy?
>>
customers on suicide watch
>>
>play five centre-halves
>leave Wayne Rooney to mark Wanyama
>>
>The city of Mou
>>
Going for a wank lads. I might be back for the 2nd half.
>>
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Can we please get rid of Martin Tyler? He's fucking shite, you can tell he's hurt when the customers get BTFO
>>
>>75913209
Put it into acestream (google it)
>>
>rppmey
>>
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>
The devil fears the Yid
>>
de gay cant wait to move to madrid
>>
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>rppmey
>>
Le overachieve by going from winning nothing to winning nothing team
>>
>>75913256
its an acestream

you need to dl a program to run it
>>
TIME TO SUB RPPNEY OFF.

HE'S FUCKING FINISHED.

>>75913277
Alright mate. Will miss you
>>
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I thought this United side were supposed to have a great defence and their only problem was finishing chances?
>>
>>75913227
What are the parameters for penis size?
>>
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>>75913277
>not masturbating during this lovely match
SHAGGY DOGGY
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>implying we care

We've got a European final to play. Only Ajax, Real and Juve bros know this feel.
>>
>>75913280
>being this bootyblasted
United are getting beat and you still cry. how pathetic
>>
the official ABU stream is right here:

streams.notahoneypot.me
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>>75913292
Look at the top of his head.
>>
>>75913283

Where's he going this summer Ellie?
>>
LELELELELELELELELELELEL
>>
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Doesn't matter when we win the Europa league
>>
How many trophies have they won?
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>>75913282
>spoonfeeding

Fucking retard
>>
rooney looks destroyed
>>
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>To Victor, the spoils

John Motson levels of cringe there from Tyler
>>
>>75913310
in a skip hopefully
>>
>>75913307
>some newfag ABU is going to fall for this
>>
>>75913311
RARE
A
R
E
>>
>poopny defending
>>
I just want Ajax to win the EL now
Please
>>
>>75913271
the season is over

and laughing at the customers is the one thing /sp/ can come together for, everyone loves it
>>
It doesn't matter, really.
Man Utd are gonna win the Europa League, so they'll get into the CL anyways.
>>
>>75913318
THE DAMAGE CONTROL
>>
>>75913322
Stop trying to fit in so hard
>>
>>75913318
Plenty.

After leaving.
>>
>>75913307
Thank you friend.
>>
>>75913325
That's no way to talk about a United legend.
>>
>>75913170
>>>/vr/
>>
>>75913306
Why am I butthurt? I'm just bringing up the point that commentators are fucking boring these days, no more Andy Grays
>>
>Tottenham got Wanyama for 14 million
>Manure unironically paid 105 million for >pogba
>>
Juan "The Spanish Twat" Mata
>>
So is Ronnie going to do another hair transplant as it looks like he's balding on the top of his head now?
>>
>>75913345
Go back to plebbit.
>>
>>75913326
Nah the streams fine
>>
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>>75913342
>Man Utd are gonna win the Europa League
>>
>>75913362
Case in point
>>
The fire crackles as the children gasp in awe. Snow begins to fall outside the window the your tale comes to an end, but the youngsters are still thirsty for more. 'Tell us about the two he scored against Andorra again Grandpapa' one child begs. 'No, no! The legendary brace vs Kazakhstan!' implores another. The oldest boy pipes up. 'Be quiet you two, Grandad tells those ones all the time. Go on, tell us the one you promised us last time - the penalty vs Slovenia...Grandad..G-Grandad?'
The rocking chair creaks to a halt. A serene expression is on your face and all of Rooney's goals flash before your eyes in your final moments as the children embrace you. His one World Cup goal, The legendary double in Minsk. That tap in against Liechenstien. they know whats happening and are scared, but calm.
The last thing you hear as you slide into the black warmth of death is the youngest boy - old beyond his years, a football fanatic who spends every free moment outside kicking his battered leather ball against the wall 'Dont be sad, he lived a hell of a life...in the age of Rooney.'
>>
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for fuck's sake
>>
>>75913353
>justifying his crying
lmao
>>
Requesting the age of rppney pasta.
>>
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Load of shite.
>>
>>75913326
think you're the newfag here m8
>>
So, all the United customers have to chant about is the past now?
>>
>Arsenal fans have nothing to celebrate apart from the fact that Tottenham have not won the league

SAD!
>>
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reminder that spurs are bottlers
>>
where is pogba
>>
>>75913364
me in the red customer shirt
>>
>>75913366
Boy you sure told me. Shame I'm still gonna be here.
>>
>>75913351
Why?
>>
Good atmosphere
>>
>>75913355
his dad just died man give it a rest
>>
>>75913380
ded
>>
>>75913380
dabing on paps grave
>>
>>75913364
They will.
>>
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>>75913349
maybe he should stop being an absolute liability
>>
>>75913367

Best pasta on /sp/ gets me every time
>>
Excuse me, I'm just here root for the underdog.

I'm assuming Man U would be heavily favored here?
>>
>>75911841
>Rppney
>headers
>>
>>75913382
I wasn't aware that I cared about whether you're here or not
>>
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>>75913367
>The legendary double in Minsk

kek
>>
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>Spend 500 trillion
>End up 6th
>I-IT DOESN'T MATTER LA WE HAVE EUROPA

Feels good to be ABU
>>
>>75913375
>unless youre chelsea you cant chant about what youve won
good idea
>>
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>>75913375
Did you already forgot about the glorious double this season? McDonald's Community Shield and EFL Sunday Cup
>>
>>75913402
the anon laughed

"you are wrong!"
>>
>>75913414
So then what's the problem with me calling you for being a twat for spoonfeeding?
>>
>>75913393
I'm listening to Joe Rogan instead desu
>>
Selling Kagawa was a mistake.
>>
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NO!

THIS CANT BE HAPPENING!
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>>75913428
cringe
>>
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>>75913367
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>shit on LVG
>unironically defend Mourinho

Doesn't he have a worse record than Moyes now?
>>
>>75913342
>get beaten by feyenoord
>somehow going to beat ajax
yeah okay honey
>>
>>75913415

>tfw not had a good chinky player since kagawa left

We should buy Spurs or leicesters chink as a squad player
>>
>>75913423
>1 dab 1 cup
>>
>>75913394
Goddamit anon...now my dick is hard
>>
Roonney has ROOOUINED his legacy
>>
>>75913442
feyenoord won the league la
>>
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>>75913400
rip me sides
>>
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>>75913417
>W-we didn't care about the league from the start
>The marvelous Europa League is ours l-la*
>*(if we beat bunch of teenagers on 500 euro contracts)
>>
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>>75913434
hi, cest
>>
>>75913415
Is it me or do they all look the same?
>>
>>75913342
good luck, sweetie!
>>
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>throw your last games to focus on Europa

Pls Ajax, don't fuck this up
>>
>>75913443
Don't you talk to us or our Son again
>>
>>75913367
Wait rooney only scored 1 world cup goal?

what a fat cunt
>>
6th best team in Ingurland
17th best team in Europe
>>
>>75913423
um excuse me sweetie but winning the Sky Summer Transfer Window is a trophy whether you like it or not stupid abu
>>
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>>75913448
Lel. At least >mouyes was aware what a Mickey Mouse cup it is. Pogba probably didn't know what competition they just won
>>
>>75913393
And all it takes is for it to be the last game in your beloved 100+ year old stadium and an early lead.
>>
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>>75913462
they rook arike
>>
Spurs to win 2-0 confirmed
Did so v Man City, Arsenal and Chelsea at home
>>
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>>75913430
Just appears a bit desperate to fit in tbqh
>>
>>75913434
cest m8 u wanna cosplay as an anime grill and give me the succ?
>>
>>75913456
>tfw too intelligent to qualify for the champions league through top 4
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>>75913477
>Sky Summer Transfer Window
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is pogba playing?
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>>75913487
Tough shit, mate. The guy only had to google acestream from my post and google the link and then he'd have found his answer.
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>>75913367
>the penalty vs Slovenia
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>>75913477
>already negotating terms with the designated benchwarming Latino twink from Madrid
They're big favorites to retain their transfer trophy, I reckon
>>
>le speedy "french" black boy striker

When will this meme end?
>>
Where is Memphis Depay? Is he injured?
>>
Martial legit looked like he was about to cry after that miss.
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>>75913498
Okedoke
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>>75913467
We're already guaranteed to be the 4th best team in Europe, right?

>>75913460
H-hi.
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>>75913503
lol
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Can Ajax beat Utd? Will Utd win on penalties?
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Who would you keep from this 500m united team?

atleast 10 of these useless cunts gotta go

de gay
bailly
poobag
herrera
gashford

after these im struggling
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>the united of manchester will win the EL
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>20 minutes in
>only beating United 1-0
LMAO fucking state of this Spuds side. Utter fucking shite.
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>>75913502
When Mbappe win his first golden ball
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>>75913507
>Okedoke

You reek of a faggot/underage
>>
>Rooney again

Wayne pls.
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>asian "people"

What in the fuck Son?
>>
DE GAY
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>>75913503
he's in charge of united's social media department
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>>75913400
kek
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UNITED GETTING TORN APART
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>Son
>>
smalling and jones in the EL final. cannot wait.
>>
>>75913521
youre reeeking abit of new desu
>>
FUCKING KOREAN
>>
>Son
>"I'll shoot straight at the keeper la"
>>
My neck really hurts
>>
>>75913521
whats your problem, dunno why people get mad at other people being nice/helpful

lets all be cunts and kick homeless people and beat our wives and shit thats cool and tough
>>
>>75913521
Trying so hard
>>
>>75913546
stop trying to suck your own dick
>>
Sons actually a bit of a qt
>>
>>75913400
top hue
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>>75913526
lmao is this real
>>
>phil jones doing the knees tip
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>>75913509
sup
>>
Fucking hell Son
>>
>>75913550
Giving 100% I am

>>75913547
As I said, he only had to google the acestream link and he would've had his answer.
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just woke up and manure is already losing

tippy top kek
>>
>>75913564
are you retarded?
>>
You know remember Ole Gunnar Solskjaer
>>
>>75913513

Mata
Lingard (composure in cup finals and happy to be a squad player)
Carrick
Tuanzebe
Blind (utility squad player)
>>
>>75913509
hows life as a trap treating you?
>>
>Halal are going to still Manure's only good player

based
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*blocks your path*
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thoughts?
>>
>>75913582

You now remember Steven Gerrard
>>
Lingard gives me hope that I too can become a premier league footballer one day.
>>
>>75913564
you can have it m8
>>
>>75913589
one season wonder
>>
>>75913589
He struggles for them
>>
>>75913589
>englands only hope
>>
>Lingard on more a week than Alli or Kane
>>
Why isn't pogba playing?
>>
>>75913588
he looks quite cute.
Fellaini is gonna elbow that pretty face into oblivion though, sorry
>>
>>75913596
Who can't forget Slippy G?
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>field 5 centrebacks
>concede 5 minutes into the match
#justmouyesthings
>>
>>75913605
Kane is actually on more now.
>>
>>75913606
daddy died
>>
>>75913589
*Takes hobbits to isengard*
>>
>>75913583
surely carrick is retiring after this season hes like 98
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>Invite my hot co-tenant Vicky to watch this game
>think I can impress her with my United boasting
>she's looking pretty bored and already on her blackberry

How am I supposed to rescue this if Martial won't score.
>>
>>75912827

>I'm gonna protest the new owners by still turning up for every game but wear a shit scarf
>that will show them i mean business
>>
Fucking hell, I love Son
>>
>>75913585

De Geas not been outstanding or saved games for us for like a season and a half now. We'll be fine if he goes now. It's time for kaspar to fill his daddy's shoes
>>
>>75913589
I love Georgian wine and food
>>
>>75913582
His team lost 4-1 last night.
>>
>De_Gae
>>
DE GEA'S LEG IS DEAD
>>
>>75913606
His dad died yesterday.
>>
Take all the memes out of YA head for a sec. And seriously ask yourself how the hell can a team spend £500 mil and still be this shit?
>>
>>75913606
He is playing stupid ABU and bossing the midfield as usual

Stop trying to force the Pogba is invisible meme, its NOT funny, its NOT original you are SEETHING you will never have a player of the caliber of Pogba
>>
>>75913620
>2017
>blackberry
>>
>>75913620
Stop being a dumb customer

Women will start falling into your lap
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>>75913605
>Poobag on more than Eriksen, Alli and Dembele combined
>>
>>75913620
stop posting in 4chan and fuck her you retard
>>
>>75913620
You've already lost the game, so you may as well write it off and focus on her instead whilst you still have the chance
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>>75913616
>>
>>75913620
Customers don't get to reproduce. What makes you think she'll be attracted to the fact that you wanted to fit in with all the glory hunters in primary school
>>
Phil Jones? More like Tom Jones. Lol.
>>
>>75913589
Is this Antonio Valencia or prime Michael Jackson?
>>
>>75913620
Post a pic of Vicky
>>
>>75913620
Just buy her something nice and everything will be fine.
>>
WHAT IS THAT HAIR LMAO
>>
>>75913585
>implying
it's more deadwood that was able to take advantage of Woodward's lack of experience to get himself an overpaid contract and doesn't even does his job properly anymore. can't even participate in the important matches anymore

Mourinho is doing the work of God if De Gay is indeed shipped off to Halal
>>
>>75913620
Just pull your dick out
>>
>>75913638
it takes some shit excuses but some are obvious
>keeping Smalling and Jones
>only replacing one striker for the 3 that LVG binned
>career ending injury to only striker who isn't shit with a football or a 19 year old hopeful
>>
RED CARD
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>>75913668
>the only remotely valuable player in Manure's roaster, despite spending over 500 million in 4 years
>w-we'll be better off without him
>>
Huh that Portugal autist that always defending mouyes at Chelsea thread nowhere to be seen
>>
Look at how insipid man utd look, as if something is missing.

The man, the force of nature, the innovator, the genius.

The difference.

The powerhouse.

Pogba.
>>
>>75913672
I was unironically going to post this.
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>>75913685
Pogba is still incredibly valuable, he's had a weak season but that doesn't erase the past 3 years where he's been great.
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>>75913620
>watching a game with a chick
>watching a game with a chick whilst posting on 4chan

What the fuck kind of autistism is this?
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>>75913686
You spoke too soon. >>75913668
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>>75913689
The Passing King™
>>
>moo
>>
>>75913689
some people say Pogba is a great man

i disagree with them

Pogba is more than a man

he is a god
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>>75913620
hot is a relative term in Britain i've learned
>>
People keep making fun of Manure but they are on course to win the EL this season. That's more than what Sperm have won in the past decade.
>>
can we not just forfeit the rest of the league so I don't have to watch this shite please
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>>75913695
>past 3 years where he's been great
Oh, has he? Glad to know you enjoyed the Youtube highlights
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>>75913709
>>75913709
>>75913709

NEW
NEW
NEW

>>75913709
>>75913709
>>75913709
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>>75913589
i should make a sandwich for half time
>>
Yernited are totally SHOOK

they're not used to playing with so much noise
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>>75913705
THICC
>>
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de heya is working hard tonight
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>>75913685

Really though De Gea is overvalued because of that good 1 and a half seasons where he carried our squad. Name the last time he did something worthy of his inevitable 50m fee. There's plenty of brilliant keepers on the market unlike strikers/no10s where there's maybe a couple of dozen in the world
>>
>>75913620
>blackberry
>>
>>75913712
>besting tottencum at anything
>an achievement

Pick uno mis amigo
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>>75913719
Thanks
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>>75913589
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