Halftime.
Is this /bundes/?
SPD memes subedition
>>75911487
No
>>75911439 #
Soy de mexico y estoy en el Army jajaja. Voy al Germany en septiembre
WISMUT
AUE
>>75911527
*zwick*
"Au"
:3
>>75911557
wrong team, FUCKBOY
>>75911527
>>75911557
BIELEFELD BIELEFELD BIELEFELD BIELEFELD BIELEFELD BIELEFELD BIELEFELD BIELEFELD BIELEFELD BIELEFELD BIELEFELD BIELEFELD BIELEFELD BIELEFELD BIELEFELD BIELEFELD BIELEFELD BIELEFELD BIELEFELD BIELEFELD BIELEFELD BIELEFELD BIELEFELD BIELEFELD
>die Blauen, die Bielefelder, die wollen es einfach mehr
>t. Jens "memeboy" Westen
Let's do this lads
Eating toast with marmalade
>>75911656
T-they and D-Düsseldorf are gonna st-stay up r-right?
Based Kloppo
>>75911741
I agree
Please dont let that meme Braunschweig team get promoted to the Bundes
Braunschweig is the most boring city after Hannover.
execute all ossis
>>75912137
Rude!
>>75911922
They have great fans
>>75912137
it's okay Uli, they can't hurt you now
Anyone got a decent stream?
>spicy is kill
:[
AHAHHAAH BRAUNSCHWEINE
>Braunschweig
this is why we need the relegation play-offs
WTF?!
>HIV will get fucking Braunschweig in relegation
FUCK
Happy for Hannover anon
BIELEFELD BIELEFELD BIELEFELD BIELEFELD BIELEFELD BIELEFELD BIELEFELD BIELEFELD BIELEFELD BIELEFELD BIELEFELD BIELEFELD BIELEFELD BIELEFELD BIELEFELD BIELEFELD BIELEFELD BIELEFELD BIELEFELD BIELEFELD BIELEFELD BIELEFELD BIELEFELD BIELEFELD BIELEFELD BIELEFELD BIELEFELD BIELEFELD BIELEFELD
fucking hell, HIV will stay up again, won't they
come on, poonion
> implying its not gonna be wolfsburg vs Braunschwein
Aue to survive again. It calls for a cake celebration.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
they cant keep getting away with it ;)
>>75912537
I can't take it anymore
holy shit, what the fuck is Braunschweig doing?
BIELEFELD HANNOVER FREUNDE FÜRS LEBEN
BIELEFELD BIELEFELD BIELEFELD BIELEFELD BIELEFELD BIELEFELD BIELEFELD BIELEFELD BIELEFELD BIELEFELD BIELEFELD BIELEFELD BIELEFELD BIELEFELD BIELEFELD BIELEFELD BIELEFELD BIELEFELD BIELEFELD BIELEFELD BIELEFELD BIELEFELD BIELEFELD BIELEFELD BIELEFELD BIELEFELD BIELEFELD BIELEFELD BIELEFELD BIELEFELD BIELEFELD BIELEFELD BIELEFELD BIELEFELD BIELEFELD BIELEFELD BIELEFELD BIELEFELD BIELEFELD BIELEFELD BIELEFELD BIELEFELD BIELEFELD BIELEFELD BIELEFELD BIELEFELD BIELEFELD BIELEFELD BIELEFELD BIELEFELD BIELEFELD
>>75912564
>braunschit lose 5-0
>poonion gonna draw with heidenheim
>>75912596
it is a cruel world indeed
SIX
They are already dead
REINHOLD YABO FUSSBALLGOTT REINHOLD YABO FUSSBALLGOTT REINHOLD YABO FUSSBALLGOTT REINHOLD YABO FUSSBALLGOTT REINHOLD YABO FUSSBALLGOTT REINHOLD YABO FUSSBALLGOTT REINHOLD YABO FUSSBALLGOTT
jesus christ, union
SCORE A FUCKING GOAL ALREADY
>>75912631
this
Stuttgart chokes so hard today.
>>75912655
matters not :)
>>75912666
S…S…So your trips say they stay on top?
>>75912687
Trips of evil are not to be trusted @_@
BOICUM
1860 DED
>POONION
Remember when someone said Jens Keller was good??????????????????????
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>Jens Keller
you can leave Schalke, but Schalke will never leave you
>>75912777
>>75912788
also is the bielefeld game fixed?
>>75912777
oh shit
>Stuttgart loses
>Union and Braunschweig choke
all according to planned
>>75912798
No, they were already planning the party here. The city is so silent right now.
>the city of east berlin
Show video gelsenkirchen guy
don't have it right now
have to wait until someone sends
also have to check whether name etc is visible because you know, le anominouse armey :DDD
I'm gonna stop supporting 60 if they get relegated
nice, thats the spirit!
here's my goal:
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5gycxg_own-goal-diaz-j-hd-wurzburger-kickers-1-1-arminia-bielefeld-01-04-2017_sport
t. Hans Herrmann
so yous guys have kits and such? low level professional or just serious amateur?
>>75913011
kek
bottom of the lowest amateur level desu
we founded the team 3 years ago and since it was the first time for alot of us playing in an actual club, we thought it would be nice to have personal jerseys
sure it's kinda weird for Kreisliga, but i like it
>>75913011
DELET
HOW DID WÜRZBURG GET SO SHIT
still pretty cool desu :)
>i'll never play in the 12th tier of german soccer with good mates
LIEBEFELD LIEBEFELD LIEBEFELD LIEBEFELD LIEBEFELD LIEBEFELD LIEBEFELD LIEBEFELD LIEBEFELD LIEBEFELD LIEBEFELD LIEBEFELD LIEBEFELD LIEBEFELD LIEBEFELD LIEBEFELD LIEBEFELD LIEBEFELD LIEBEFELD LIEBEFELD LIEBEFELD LIEBEFELD LIEBEFELD LIEBEFELD LIEBEFELD LIEBEFELD LIEBEFELD LIEBEFELD LIEBEFELD LIEBEFELD LIEBEFELD LIEBEFELD LIEBEFELD LIEBEFELD
>>75913084
League wins in 2017: 0
>Braunschweig vs Hamburg/Wolfsburg
meh
Are based Ossis, dare I say it, sving Germany again?
>>75913416
When they want to save Germany, why are they wearing foreign jungle camo?
>>75913357
I still cant understand how you can fuck up so badly after doing pretty good in the first half of the season
>>75913416
*dabs*
also leipzig is east germany's true team :)
>>75913416
>so cucked that you have to wear a mask so nobody can identify you
it was swat team tier
>>75913416
>wearing kik-level camo gear
literally assi style
>>75913482
>assi
Schreibt sich "Asi", du Eimer.
>>75912422
help me out bros
>>75913597
kc tier
>>75913504
da fehltn s
>>75913624
>>75913416
based
>>75913597
Fuck off, only a southern or eastern wanker could sperg in such an embarrassing fashion towards harmless cheeseheads.
>>75913450
>leipzig is germany's true team
>leipzig
>one team
wasn Eimer!
W O R S T
O
R
S
T
>>75913693
A L L Y
L
L
Y
>>75913693
>Teemu Pukki
my sides weren't aware of or prepared for this
i fucking hate ossis desu
>>75913665
>>75913670
fuck off you guys are scum
i hate this new attitude like dutch people are friends
fuck off, they are not our friends and deserve to get shit on
just like in the good old times
but you faggots are probably some fucking left wing liberal art students like this singer faggot from portugal yesterdax
>>75913693
Teemu Pukki Fußbalgott
Desaster für Martin Schulz: Nach dem Saarland und Schleswig-Holstein erleidet die SPD auch in NRW eine schwere Niederlage. Ministerpräsidentin Hannelore Kraft ist abgewählt, ihr Kontrahent Laschet triumphiert.
>>75913724
SOOOOOOOOOO MAAAAAADDDDDDD
t. kevin-ronny from dresden-neustadt
>>75913724
Grow a spine and klatsch some kanaken instead of shitposting about polderjoden on a burmese shemale wiki.
>>75913780
what train will the catch this time? want to be in there and clog the toilet.
>MUH SCHULZ EFFEKT
SPD keeps getting BTFO, it's hilarious
>>75913794
gotta act tough on here when he cant in real life
>>75913780
voted for Kraft despite Schulz desu
>>75913888
cuck
>>75913854
dont understand how they could actually believe this shit would work and last longer than a month
>>75913888
cuck
even your trips won't save her now
man ist das heute wieder einfach
not the real hermann just an impostor tobihoeneß
>>75913909
>>75913920
my girl won 2 from 3 elections
that's a decent record
>>75913918
For a few days I thought people were actually retarded enough to make the bundestagswahl at least close and not a cakewalk for Merkel again. Still how a party that is THIS incompetent can still get over 20%. I also hope that people stop falling for die Grünen.
>tfw bierblähungen
>can't even win the califate of NRW
the absolute state of sozialdemokraten right now
>>75913780
>Wir sind beschissen worden!
>>75914036
>right now
„Der Boxer SPD hat einen Lebenhaken bekommen, aber er steht noch.“
>mfw DPA can't spell Leberhaken
>>75914010
SPD, Grüne, Piraten lost over 20% in total
>>75913854
Schulz-Effekt is real though. Many who didn't vote are now voting CDU to avoid Schulz.
why is ur cuntry run by pensioners
>Kraft just RESIGNED
BTFO
T
F
O
>"m-muh SPD's Merkel"
>WIR SIND BESCHISSEN WORDEN. IM WAHRSTEN SINNE DES WORTES!
>Hello darkness my old friend
>>75914011
I took an enema yesterday. it helped
>>75914573
On the way to celebrating their promotion, third-division champions Duisburg forgot three of their own players at the services.
They got off to get more beer for the celebrations, but when they returned the bus had departed. A taxi soon reunited them with the team.
What the fuck happened to Paderborn? From being in the Bundesliga a few years ago, they're now in a relegation battle in the 3.liga.
>>75914573
Jusos right now
Stop posting my face.
>sawker
no
>>75914802
>>75914852
stop posting that whore
>György? Ralf hier. Wir brauchen Hilfe!
>>75914864
kek
Ralf posting is the best /bundes/ meme of the year so far.
you mean /deutsch/ meme used in /bundes/, right?
>browsing KC
>>75913450
>ossis
>being too stupid to do the hitlergruß right
>>75915127
we'll need it to get over the /bundesliga/-free time that starts in 2 weeks after the relegation play-offs
>SPD ruled 45 of 50 years in NRW
>never worse than 32%
>30.6% today
so this is the power of the Schulz effect, amazing :^)
so now that the dust has settled, who was paid to make all the shitty Schulz memes?
>>75915283
CDU got 500.000 of non-voters. Clearly the Schulz-effekt.
>>75915415
Jusos did it for free
here is my goal lads
i think the keeper misestimated the ball a bit, whatever
>>75915565
Puskas award he we (you) come
>implying you can fix NRW in just 5 years
SPD has ruined this shithole for decades to come
>>75915565
BLOOTER
>>75915565
Nice one
>>75915590
I just wondered, did Puskas score particularly good goals, since they named the award after him?
>>75915591
nobody cares about NRW, it's all about seeing Rot-Grün in shambles.
>>75914607
not really into enemas desu
>>75915611
I don't know
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZfCDHegItE
>>75915565
>this Fliegenfänger
>>75915699
those were the days
yeah i mean he could've gotten the ball, but it pretty much went down between the bar and his hands
>>75915565
looks like a classic kreisliga sunday hangover game desu
>Linke: 4,9%
>Schwarz-Gelb possible
Frauengruppen are SEETHING
More memes
nobody cares about NRW politics. just fucking stop
>>75915807
t. Niedersachsen dorftrottel
>>75915796
god damnit I laughed so hard
>>75915866
no. just spam your shit somewhere else
>no one cares about the biggest state
you are sooooooooo mad right now
>he isn't watching the Thism vs Nadal classic
>>75915890
okay
*turns 360°
lol, schulz & SPD BTFO
HAHA
>>75915912
krautism
>>75915796
>non-Germans will never be able to appreciate this glorious autistc humour
I pity them
>>75915565
what exactly were your thoughts there? Surely you didn't want to profit off the goalkeepers position there?
well done. i remember shooting similarly comical goals after whom i asked myself how they even went in
well originally i wanted to pass the ball through to some teammates, but they didn't run as i wanted them to so i just thought "whatever, i'll shoot"
kinda wanted to aim for the right corner but the ball took a curve to the left
>>75915565
how much was the score? why did no-one get excited at all
>>75916476
they're german
it was the 2-3 in the first half of the game
what are we supposed to do? run to the fankurve and do some kind of celebration infront of no one?
>>75915565
how do people do it that they lean their torso to the front and stey still kick the ball so high
huh?
>>75916581
maybe try to look even slightly happy
i can be happy after the final whistle if we won the game, otherwise no reason to desu
>>75916403
yes
>>75915565
how tall are you? Not wanting to hate on you, but you look like a manlet. Maybe it just looks that way in the vid.
>>75916673
they kick underneath the ball
yes i am manlet indeed
>2k17
>not being a manlet
lmaoing @ ur life
contributing to the german current account surplus
Ama
>>75917893
>tfw cant drink weizen anymore because I'm getting the shits from it
at least I can still drink pils
>>75917893
godo one
>>75917979
i feel for u bro, wheat beer is the best desu
>>75915565
your usual mittelkreis ref right there
>>75918048
lel didn't even notice
>>75917893
Weihenstephaner weissbier was a meme in Denmark for a short while some years back
>>75918088
in kreisliga and below the refs are mainly there to prevent chimpouts among the players or audience. or maybe refball a team they dont like. they dont do much else otherwise
>>75918218
That's my uncle, especially the stuff about refball.
Damn... Powerful symbolism
>>75918384
Tottenham is gay
>>75918289
my dad told me they threw the ref into the nearby river when he was refballing them
oh the ref was good tho
he decided most things right, didnt rly pay attention to his movement desu
>>75918522
I wasn't there myself, but this uncle of mine was lino at a charity game last summer and if I remember correctly he said he was in an argument with Stig Töfting that lasted the whole game.
>>75918384
Tottenham is gay
>>75918497
>>75918645
No, it's the last game of the season. Something to do with never again and fresh beginnings I think. I'm not a biblical scholar tho
tot nem is gay
>>75918709
Last game at the stadium was what I had wanted to say
>>75915565
I dedicated a thread to you
>>75919200
>>75919200
>>75919224
kc king
ugh to be honest but ok
Did you see that Colombian poster in /cyc/ today?
Lol
>>75914640
kek
MKD played 88 minutes for Sevilla today.
Been out more than a year with injuries.
who
>>75920476
Krohn-Daehli
Yes (Krohn-Dehli)
One of the most underrated Danish footballers of modern times
Quick I need a stretch for me calves
>>75920558
No me
>>75920606
it aint me
Bundes predictions from a year ago
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/67814273/#q67818875
Anonymous Tue 24 May 2016 18:58:29 No.67818941 Report
Quoted By: >>67819022
>>67818926
Nagelsmann will outcoach everyone
hmm
>>75921800
That's my post
>>75921996
congratulations
>>75921013
thanks
You now remember Max Kruse's masturbation video
>>75922434
That u? Looking good hun(:
>>75922946
Were you the one who got drunk yesterday?
>>75923025
yes
>>75923025
yeah
>>75923042
Euro liberal: Freedom of choice, civil liberties etc
Burger liberal: Angry beta bitch boys screaming at each other
>>75923144
>civil liberties
wrong century lad
but we're not here to talk politics,
why is bremen so shit?
>>75923278
I disagree. But I'm not on 4chan to talk about my political beliefs, so you're kinda right.
>why is bremen so shit?
Good question. Should be interesting to see how they're going to play against Dortmund.
>why is bremen so shit?
They aren't
>posts a second half table
meaningless...
...if your first half was as bad as bremens
>>75923497
I think it's more abot their game against Hoffeheim.
Stop being mean to based Bremen, please.
>>75923497
Why is Hertha so good in the first half of the tournament but shit in the second?
okay, but only because kafka is based.
>>75923599
it actually was
hehe
they were on fire
they simply don't have the stamina desu
my opinion is that they are not good enough going forward and other teams found ways to expose their defense. could it be a fitness issue?
brooks looked bad lately
Still mad that they lost Delaney after only 8 matches.
although there is significant risk of alerting the denmarkbot, i agree delaney is a v good player
denmark in 3...2...1...
Hi guys I'm here. I am on a proxy so that's why I have the German flag
Yes hello Däenmärk here. Delaneys are very important. yes yes
I wonder what he will do this summer. I expect a mega bid to come in from England
Bremen with Delaney: 1.33 points per game
Bremen without Delaney: 2.6 points per game
>>75924084
It's too early for him to already leave Bremen.
>>75924109
Are we counting the hinrunde ;)
Besides, his arrival kickstarted their revolution so a lot of those points where he didn't play still belong to him
>>75924169
Yes, but when Everton bid £8m before he even had his first training session, surely someone (Everton) will come in for him again.
It's easy to say you want to be patient until the big wage offer is on the table.
How much do Bayern get them for?
>Everton
not after they bought schneiderlin and with how good tom davies has been
>>75924219
As long as he doesn't have a buyout clause in his contract, I highly doubt that Bremen is going to sell him. And if he proves himself in the Buli a bit longer I could see him play at bigger clubs than Everton and Bremen.
they have to wait until summer 2018 and it'll be ~100 million
>>75924237
7mil€ plus Rafinha :^)
good night lads
g'night hans
>[Lahm] also stated that it's a "pity that being gay in football is still a taboo subject" and he would have no problem with a homosexual teammate and is "not afraid of homosexuals"
>However, Lahm does not advise footballers to publicly admit to being homosexual, because of the abuse they would suffer
Hmmm
>>75924786
>australia
>>75914073
top kek
Looking forward to seeing how the UK leaving the EU impacts football.
which team has the best academy?
it will not effect soccer @ all
>>75925075
Özil back to Bremen
>>75925090
1.Dortmund
2. Schalke
3. probably Leipzig (they spend a lot but without results so far)
what about gladbach?
Dahoud is alright i guess.
1860 Munich and Hamburg have produced more noteable players recently.
I'm going to sleep now too
good night
Freiburg is pretty good too
just like u
>>75921013
the schalke delusion never fails to make you laugh
>>75915796
can't remember the last time I laughed at something that stupid
>>75925933
how was it
rate translation without google translate
>>75915796
and i dont have more "martin" ? . A pair ? "how up" but that gives yes? no ?
? = a word i dunno
>>75926184
yes how up
>>75926184
And nobody was shouting "Martin" anymore. A few shouted "How up"* but now that doesn't make sense.
*an english homophone for "Hau ab" which translates to "Fuck off".
Whoever reported my posts is a cuck
>>75926300
I think my translation is better
>talking about politics is aloud
>talking about porn isn't
NOT FAIR
>>75926654
porn is degenerate
>>75926654
Did u rate the porno m8?
>>75926722
It was ok. Not as good as the first Mallory Sierra scene that Lady Fyre produced though
>>75918048
>>75919484
no what did he do
>>75924969
saved. thanks for posting
geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerd morning
yes hello
schalke has easily the best academy, hoffenheim is top tier aswell
>schalke
*dies*