/cric/

someone fucking post before the euros start laughing at me

Don't know any of these kiwi blokes bowling

>>75911462
Inshallah boys will do well

>>75911462
Their u-19s team was meant to be alright

>>75911513
Mashallah brother

>>75911561
I think I remember that side beating South Africa

sup lads

Watching The Raid 2 lads

>>75911622
Yeah it's all coming back now. Didn't Fiji play too or have I got things mixed up?

>>75911645
really got bothered by this

I understand mankads when a batsman is obviously breaking the rules, but the guy clearly had no intention of bowling a legal delivery and just wanted to meme a wicket

W A L L O P
A
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>>75911649
yeah, did dogshit too

I would have liked to see PNG, Oman or the UAE instead. Fiji hasn't got the population to be good

>>75911737
they're one of those nations that plummeted sharply in the 20th century. They used to play a lot of games against current test nations back in the day.

>>>/int/74834559
this guy thinks I give a shit

>>75911820
Nepal are going to be the new Afghanistan

hate people who chose not to watch their country's national sport because they think they're too good for it

Will Bangladesh or Zimbabwe ever visit Australia for a test series?

>>75912253
First test I went to was Zimbabwe v Australia

Bangladesh came a while back and played at some meme venues. Think one game may have been in Darwin or some shit.

>>75912302
no risk of that

>>75912201
They are free to not follow the sport but showing a condescending attitude is what rustles my almonds.

in the bag for ireland

Fuck me Neesham is shit

Based Ireland

Fucking hell this rain

>>75913406
Doesn't actually rain that much in New Zealand, it's just fucking cold.

The curries from Guyana are odd looking people

Looks like there's a bit of amerindian mixed in with a lot of them.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5dt_tJsqLc

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So I guess the party line is I followed you up here
Well, I don't know about that
Mainly because knowing about that would involve knowing about some pathetic
Ridiculous, and absolutely true things about myself
That I'd rather not admit to right now
I woke up at three AM with the radio on, that Gladys Knight and the Pips song on
About how she'd rather live in his world with him than live in her own world alone
And I lay there, head spinning, trying to fall asleep
And I thought to myself "Oh, Gladys, girl, I love you but, oh, get a life!"

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>>75913796

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NyXt5dPEfeQ
for intellectuals only

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>>75913720
>>75913796
>>75913824
get a load of this nutta

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>>75913972

eating strawberries lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEYYI1ii0AU
kek can't imagine this being shown in livingrooms all around England

>lunch
>rained out

Off to bed

love sleaford mods

>>75914091
partially yeah, I find their lyrics genuinely entertaining though. The instrumentals have a bit of charm to them with how simple they all are

>>75914230
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqCyTM1bF6Q
closest you'll get

One of my mate's sisters is married to one of these guys actually

>>75914279
kek no

they've moved over to Victoria

NOB still has it lads

literally all of the ugliest girls I've ever met are english

One was from Northern Ireland tbf though

>>75914516
australian girls are literally english girls with tans plus wogs

These two are literally the Flowers of Ireland

with one of them being remarkably worse than the other

probably the end of the game now

>>75914822
alri rasheed

>>75914843
where have you been in australia mate

>>75914822
yeah alri sheed

>>75914822
Fantastic post lad
Éireann go brách

>>75914822
'sheed

/brit/ out

Upa PIRA

>>75914822
'sheed & a nonce

US national anthem is genuinely the best

>>75915589
'sheed

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There are brown people on my island

Are Chase and Holder the saviours of West Indies cricket?

chase confirmed for elite

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I've had enough of these stupid fucking shitters for the last time

>>75924525
still can't fathom why gabriel would play a shot like that

what the FUCK was Gabriel doing, they had it tied

>>75927110
draw != tie

>>75927304
Yeah bit of an oversight by me

Lobotomise the ACA, going to ruin the Ashes

Daily reminder Islam is disgusting and needs to be cleansed from the earth.

Just woke up

going to sleep ama

Keep us updated

wait for it

doing some push ups now

Suicide is painless

>"We always knew that when Maxwell fires, then he can win the match on his own," Sehwag said. "But he didn't fire in eight or nine games. That is a big disappointment, especially since he's experienced, having played for Australia's Test and ODI teams. He didn't take the responsibility as a captain and didn't perform for Kings XI Punjab."

>"We missed Hashim Amla, for sure," Sehwag said. "The kind of consistency he showed, none of the other players could do that, an individual couldn't take responsibility. Saha played one [good] innings, Manan Vohra played one innings but apart from that none of the others played responsibly.

>"He [Amla] is an experienced player and has played more than 100 Test matches and averages close to 50 in Test cricket and also one-day cricket. He knows how to score runs immaterial of the format. And he takes very few risks. Whatever risks he takes, it is always after 12 or 15 overs, when he knows that he has completed his role and there's a need to score quick runs. Otherwise, for the first 10 overs he takes less risks and remains on 30-40 and converts them into big scores. The two hundreds that he scored were brilliant. The other players in the team have a lot to learn from Hashim Amla, be it international players or Indian."

Coming from fucking Sehwag too kek

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Dude wat

>>75931531
sehwag was god tier from 2007-09 and maxwell will never reach his level

>>75931561
Not arguing that, I just find it extrodinary that Sehwag of all people is talking sense about memesters

>>75931566
a bit like mcgrath saying that you can't be a fast bowler if you don't hit 140 at least
they are both right tbqh because they are the exceptions

>>75931531
Surprised he can form a coherent thought after seeing his twitter

>>75931717
Think it might just be English that's his problem mate

>>75931531
really I don't know why guys like Amla aren't fashionable in T20 cricket anymore. Hell, I'd say fucking Trott should be able to walk into any limited overs sides

is this the balding amirfag?
>>>/r9k/37033346
>>>/r9k/37033346
>>>/r9k/37033346

>>75932235
absolutely no resemblance

pretty sure he's an english teacher or something too

>>75932242
>>75932247

three abos broke into my car last night lads

my neighbour ran them off but I still have to replace my window

bit livid and no longer care about recruiting some elite fast bowlers from Tiwi into the Australian side

>>75932258
t. Redfern resident

>>75932260
nah, I live in nice area

the problem is one suburb down has housos now and I'm a bit too close to the border than what I'd like

>>75932267
Redfern is actually quite nice these days, as long as you're nowhere near the towers anyway

>>75932275
t. paul keating

>>75932277
t. bob hawke

>>75932283
t. bum that fired an employee for not showing up to work after the americas cup

>>75932285
i have no idea what youre talking about sorry

>According to the 2011 census, Redfern has a population of 12,035 people, with Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander people making up 2.4% of the population. 50.8% of the population were born overseas.
well there you go

>>75932289
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LB0WvpiUA_I

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we literally will

remember when /cric/ wasn't a sad excuse for a general

>WISH WE COULD TURN BACK TIME

>>75932338
such a shit meme

>>75932379
i honestly don't

>>75932289
t. millennial scum

>>75932379
yeah it was just three months ago actually

Rugby

>>>/int/74863571

>>75932577
Kys retard

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@75932577
>subhuman coloured can't even think of an original post due to his mongoloid subhuman brain

this whole cricket strike thing is pissing me off

basically if you're not willing to play the Ashes for free then you really have no business being in the national side

I also find it fucking rich that pat cummins is tweeting about getting a "fair share" when he's been sitting on his ass and earning millions for having played something like 4 fucking first class games in that period, only three of which were for Australia

if it were the early 2000s the public might be willing to accept a bit more greed from the players, but when you get smashed by South Africa at home and away, collapse in India at the worst possible time, get whitewashed by Sri Lanka, lose the Ashes and lose an ODI to fucking Pakistan then you can fuck right off

Fuck I hate Maxwell

https://au.sports.yahoo.com/cricket/a/35052976/s-question-glenn-maxwell-fumes-at-ipl-journalist/#page1

>>75933994
based rajas

lads daniel LITERALLY takes notes on the performance of irrelevant kiwis in their irrelevant domestic games
>On Kuggeleijn @ Eden Park B in March: "Trundled his way to a few wickets. Seemed a bit all over the place in terms of line and length and his pace was borderline pathetic but got consistent movement off the green pitch."

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Third coming when

who's winning?

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http://www.thehindu.com/sport/cricket/ashes-series-at-risk-over-pay-row-between-australian-players-and-board/article18456983.ece

*whoosh*

>>75932413

>>75935806
Can't stand these cunts

Basically if you want to cripple the future development of the game in the country you represent for money then you're a literal piece of shit

>>75943059
are you talking about the players or the board?

>>75945425
Players

>test cricket will die in your life time
good

>>75934402
Do you just have his reddit account on a bookmark or something?

>>75947216
Daniel.

>>75947643
It's an Australian flag it can't be Daniel

>Is one of the three main members of a corrupted organisation that monopolised cricket to satisfy only the needs of the English, Indians and Australians.
>Can't afford to pay their players

Loving Every Laugh

*is literally unable to understand that the big 3 revenue sharing model is about to be scrapped and that Australia was always the poorest of the three due to double digit nigger IQ*
*is literally unable to understand the actual details behind the pay dispute or that players' pay is barely going to have an immediate change under the new system due to double digit nigger IQ*

*is unable to hold down a job and instead turns to drugs and blaming the government and everything else because they lead a worthless life

*Blames immigrants and lack of education for them being an unsuccessful loser

James Sutherland did nothing wrong.

*is unable to invent his own gimmicks*

*desperately attempts to engage in state v state banter*

*fails due to nigger intellect*

Tries to put on a brave face daily, but would honestly not be missed if they were dead

*doesn't know how to respond, due to stupid convict heritage, so posts the "You're not white xDDDDdDdDD" meme

Confirmed for being a mulatto

>have saffer heritage
>am both aggrieved by, and embarrassed for this anon

Name a finer player in the history of cricket than Darren Stevens

>>75948653
Nathan Astle

>>75948653
That ex boxer, model, stand up/panel comedian and philanthropist (should prolly see a doctor about that last one), whatshisname?

>>75948705
shane warne

>>75948702
how's australia going danny

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probably never going to get over this

>>75948727
Vettori was only good as batsmen were scared to hit him for six everytime because he worse glasses and it would have been seen as mean

>>75948743
my eyes have been opened

/rug/

when's the next non-pyjama game of cricket on

i warned you cunts a few months ago after a few too many glasses of wine
we will take control of the global sporting market in a few years

>>75957170
>hearing songs in dreams
didn't know this was a thing tbqh

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>>75960791
what kind of detergent do you use?
Cascade here

>>75956219
Based

>>75956371
Ahh yes the "11 Ben Stokes" post

got my first centrelink payment lads

based youth allowance, literally getting paid to go to uni

http://www.espncricinfo.com/magazine/content/story/1098043.html

good read

>>75963595
t. Nicodemo Bernardini

Can /cric/ recommend something for me to watch?
I already took your advice and watched Twin Peaks and thought it was pretty good comfy television

The prog rock of sports.

>>75963796
Battlestar Galactica

>>75963796
Peaky Blinders

>>75963355
How much do you get lad?
>did the calculator and was quoted $7 a week

>>75964019
just under 300 a fortnight

are you under 22?

>>75963796
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6f6f_kfp1Z8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MG9uFX3uYq4

>>75963796
girls do porn episode 85

>>75964038
Yeah, bit live at home and parents earn over 100k

>>75964634
once you hit 22 you're automatically considered self-dependant and your parents income is disregarded

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>>75964623
Absolutely terrible taste lad

>>75965487
not surprised at the amount of degeneracy /cric/ attracts

>>75965487
Basically chose a random number

>>75965487
drugged up whores remind me of home

is this /bundes/?

>>75965826
is /bundes/ a dead poomunity that normally doesn't exist during this period of the year but is currently being kept on life support by a mentally ill englishman?

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>>75965826
assalamualaikum brother, yes brother this what you seek alhamdulillah

probably at my physical peak right now

>>75963796
Six Feet Under if it's comfiness you want

>>75965893
maybe

>>75965908
reckon i could deck you easily

>>75965771
To be honest all the episodes under 100 they filmed some proper uggos. 200+ is the best porn out there though

>>75965930
you wouldn't be able to catch me

on the wednesday night piss lads

>>75963355
I've never understood this, do you have no pride or something?

>subhuman coloured

KEK

Exterminate yourself

*is literally unable to understand why a government would want to sponsor tertiary education*

*becomes visibly upset whenever the topic of education past basic literacy is mentioned*

*furiously mashes the report button while punching his mudhut with other hand in pure rage*

just watched black mirror s3e3. Good kino and the main character was definitely giving off some /cric/ vibes

>>75966227
what are the cricket pitches in egypt like

>>75966232
better than uruguay's

>>75966400
Are you ready to get KOCKed, lad?

really sick and tired of this subhuman flag

senegal touring squad announcement soon

>>75966530
what are the pitches like in senegal

>>75966227
>cric vibes
how so?

Gday boys, anyone want to come to the SCG ashes test with me? :)

>>75966539
Mamadou Niang

>>75966555
want to pay my way?

Why isn't Scott "spike the goon then aim for the poon" Kuggeleijn playing?

>>75966538
better than egypt's

>>75966565
yep, i'd love to :) maybe you could stay at my place for a few days beforehand so we can get to know each other

Did anyone see Steven Finn's best cricket XI of all time? lmao

>>75966591
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2oCMUF6bhY8

>>75966549
the whole beta personality, jerking off to cp, pissing his pants, awkward loner

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>>75966591

>>75966609
Tim Murtagh is one of the all time greats

>>75966574
no thanks

>>75966618
really, just what is going on here

>>75966618
possibly the funniest thing about this is the fact that about a year ago Daniel was talking about how Lara was overrated and then admitted that he had never seen Lara play

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9fUNJk_Y2Q
what the fuck is this lmao

kkr

>>75967021
the gatting ball of fast bowling
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vpm3mZE1Rh8

>>75967234
almost like culture, idols and ideals to aspire to are just as important as genetics
really...makes...you think....

Congrats, New Zealand!