OFFICIAL CRYSTAL PALACE v HULL CITY MATCH THREAD

Remember when Crystal Palace put up a statue of Michael Jackson at their stadium?

kek good times

>>75905656
Advertising this too

>75905689
No (You) for you.

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Having kittens lads. Could be a black day this.

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>>75905807
>9 years to the day since the win over Watford that sent >us to >our first ever Wembley match
>this day last year was the 3-0 at Derby that set up the fourth Wembley match
>the same date could result in the complete collapse of the club

Shitting bricks.

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>>75905849

Hold me mate ;_;

Zaha hat trick incoming.

Press s to spit in full city's grave

>>75905920
>zaha hat trick
"no"

more realistic: 2-0 palace with both goals scored by the ex-hull players (delaney & cuntbell)

@75905807
Can't wait for your worthless team to lose so you can go back to your precious non-league.

Watch this or the championship play-off?

>75906009
t. plastic bandwagoner

bet you were happy at orient being killed too

Where is that Hull fan that argued with me Swansea would go down?

I know everyone likes Big Sam but Hull need to win today. Marco Silva has done really well. He needs to beat those swan cunts to safety.

>>75906044
Even if Hull win, Swansea can beat WBA and Hull need 7 goals. Not going to happen.

Cheerio Hull, you are shit.

What happened to 190kg? Usually I'd prefer Swansea to go down so that he gets BTFO, although I haven't seen him recently so I wouldn't mind Hull going down so the tripfag gets BTFO.

>>75906028
Any non-league team dying is a cause for celebration :)

>when your tunnel is also a cupboard

>yfw Hull win today and next week, Swansea win as well and Big Sam loses to Mouyes and gets relegated

BABY I'M GLAD ALL

>>75906077
would like this very much, especially as palace are a literal team of apes

>tfw it's Palace who get relegated

My smug will be off the scale.

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CITY

>>75905877
>tfw you strongly dislike MBTT because of some retarded post he made about 3 years ago and forgot to take his trip off
>tfw you wish he had took it off because he's actually a pretty cool poster and you don't like the cognitive dissonance it makes you have

AAAAAAAAAAAAaaa

ZAHA
A
H
A

>italian defending

GOING DOWN

>Cheerio Ull
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>Tigers

Silva looked so sad there ;_;

>Serie A defending

>WHITE "PEOPLE"

Still don't see what people are raving about in Zaha though, he runs fast, loses the ball and goes down really easily all the time

>best defender in Serie A
>utter shit in the PL

I'm so shocked

These twats cost me 260 quid because they couldn't get it done at home to already relegated Sunderland last week. Get relegated cunts.

>'ull

>>75906092
>>75906077
>>75906086
>flies back to the safety of the prem
enjoy your championship

>>75906167
He's black. He has to be praised.

Very good relegations this year.

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>tfw Hull won't be back in the PL for another decade

Where's Marco Silva going lads?

Wow that goal is pure comedy

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>>75906191
>mfw actually just been promoted

>>75906167

Sounds like a young Ronaldo. People should be raving harder

>>75906201
West Brom or West Ham apparently.

>>75906201
Straight to hell

>>75906216
Would be harsh to sack Pulis after the decent season WBA had.

>>75906092

>big sam
>relegation

pick one

>>75906201
Probably to the job centre now that he's been exposed twice in a row

>Another northern monkey town leaving the Premiers hip

GLORIOUS.

>hole

>>75906213
Paddy shut up

>>75906236

*gets replaced by Sheffield Wednesday*

>>75906212
good, the sides that are getting promoted look more competetive than boro and hull.

>>75906216
God, please no. Not these shitcunts.

>>75906249
*Fulham

>>75906226
The Chinese owner isn't happy with Pulisball.

>>75906236
>tfw Newcastle will be the only club from the North East/Yorkshire if Fulham or Reading win the playoffs

>>75906236
>patriotic brexit voting hull being replaced by HIV ridden poofs Brighton

broken britain

>The city is unique in the UK in having had a municipally owned telephone system from 1902, sporting cream, not red, telephone boxes.

Fucking contrarians.

>>75906251
>tfw Rafa has £70m to spend

I hope he doesn't buy memers in their mid 30s.

>>75906276
>tfw you were looking forward to four derbies next season
>tfw you get none

These are really mixed feels. On the one hand derby day is great. But on the other they've both been relegated in embarrassing fashion.

So with Hull inevitably going down. What players would you lads take from the relegated teams for your own?

Defoe?

>>75906340
Defoe would be a decent backup option for one of the top teams imo

>>75906340
Pickford

>71%
heh

>>75906340

I'd have Andrew Robertson from Hull to replace Dummett at left back. That's it.

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Lads

>>75906340
Pickford is a talented young GK. Might end up Englands number 1 ahead of Butland.

De roon from boro.
Robertson from hull.

>>75906368

RRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>75906327
>'on the one hand derby day is great'
>getting spanked each time by Mackems
>getting to break down Hull's hoofball
>getting to die of boredom against Bor(e)o

You should be happy. Those teams couldn't even send Swansea down when they were shipping 5 or 6 goals each game. Good riddance.

>nbcsn showing f1 instead
Nice "league" you got there

>>75906368
*triggered spurs fan*

>>75906368
that's why they are winning
the bastards

>>75906368
Ball may be overhanging the outside of the line.

>>75906371
>Pickford is a talented young GK. Might end up Englands number 1 ahead of Butland.
Hart's got that position on lockdown for the next 15 years

>>75906379

>watching whatever massa tells you to watch

>>75906379
>Hull or f1
what a tough choice

>>75906399
this

t.qualified referee

>>75906248

The Black Ronaldo will win a Ballon Dd'Or before you get a gf

God Zaha is so shit. If he loses a yard of pace he won't be good enough for the championship.

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>one-nil down after three minutes in a must win

>a scumbag manager who was exposed as a fraudster is staying up at the expense of a team fucked by its owners
Sums up football really

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>>75906447
>against a Bog Sim team that will only shut the shop from now on

>>75906466
Amazes me how quickly that fiasco swept under the rug. Fat scum.

>>75906430
shoo paddy

>>75906469
City always seem to get hammered by the big teams, and capitulate against the ones they should beat. They only seem to win against mid-table sides

If they had won this game they would have gone into next week a point behind Palace, with a home game against Spurs (with nothing to play for) and Palace away to Man United

>>75906340
Some teams will sign Grosicki and Maguire from Hull

>>75906466
dunno what Birmingham and Blackburn have to do with this match desu

>>75906495
Even without Zaha's goal, how they're ever going to win if it's 30 minutes gone and they didn't even have a single shot?

Also, they didn't win a single away game since the opening game against Lester.

*roars towards the championship*

BIG

Bye bye Hull

F

RIP

;_;

>>75906327

Newcastle only spend their money on garbage

How much did they spunk on Henry Saviet?

Geordies are entitled shits, Mike Ashley should sell Newcastle to the Peter Lim

2-0

Burton Albion here we come

For those wondering, City haven't come from two-goals down to win a game since the 1980s

RIP

F

>ull

Hull pls

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>The "cultured" city of Hull

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>>75906566
the Championship is more fun anyway

>>75906566
get fucked you ugly nonce

Haha

Time for a Niasse hattick!

>>75906566
GET YOUR COCK OUT LAD

YOU'RE GOIN DOWN FOR REAL

>>75906566
Enjoy Millwall faggot.

>>75906566
>>75906572
F

Thank god Hull are down.
Burnley next please.
Both shithouse clubs that have dined out on lucky play-off wins nearly ten years ago.

>>75906566
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OFF YOU FUCK YOU NON-LEAGUE LOVING CUNT

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i'm a brizzle fan and I hold grudges, so I am glad hull are going down

>>75906566
*handles your ball*

http://www.not606.com/threads/palace-v-hull-city.347978/page-15

im dying lads

If Liverpool win today this is going to be one of the dullest final days ever. There will still be a chance of Arsenal getting 4th but Boro are going to get hammered by Liverpool anyway.

Benteke looks happy at CP

It should be a rule that northern teams have to start the season with a -20 point penalty

>>75906634
>Liverpool at home
>Shit team

It's so inevitable Arsenal get top 4. The cycle has to roll on.

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BUSINESS GENIUS

>>75906566
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING CUNT

GETTING MAULED BY THE EAGLES

This has been the best relegation in a while, we got rid of 3 shite teams and are getting decent ones in return

>>75906634
cant see liverpool winning 2bh, they have not been convincing for a long time

>>75906632
>fat black female hull fan

lolwut

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is crystal palace the only american approved prem side?

>eagles
>really american colors on their kit
>cheerleaders

>>75906634
Tottenham could lose to a relegated team again on the final day

I hate this tripcunt but feel bad for hull. theyre fucked for a long time now

>>75906664

If you mean that Patty N Chips bloke, he's literally a mentalist.

I used to go on not606 but they're more cancerous than you lot in a different way

>>75906672
The north east is also full of fat delusional retards.

>>75906687
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLL

FUCK OFF HAHAHAHAHA

Dubs and we witness a reverse Crystanbul

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>>75906632
>We've got *clap clap* zonal marking, we've got...

>>75906615
so THIS is the price of actling like youre better than premier league fans because your team is shite

hope it was worth it for this high horse twat. my sides.

Inter 0 Sassuolo 2 lads

>>75906706
lol

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marco silva is shite

>mfw this attention whore mauled used to say he was the next mouyes and he turned out to be the next moyes

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>>75906692

>>75906687
does he avatarfag as a black girl then?

Can't fucking stand Mauled, glad he's fucking off

/trans/ is my board

>>75906656
Did you go up to Sunderland lad? We were amazing.

>>75906751
Prefer you desu. atleast your upfront about your cuntery and your shit opinions are trolls. hes a cunt without trying and his shit opinions are real

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Who will be bought from this season's relegation fire sale?

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Half time - post Hull slags

>>75906752
got exams :(

it looked like Sunderland gave up and started kicking the shit out of our players

>>75906803
>got exams :(
>being a literal child

>>75906795
Wonder who started this 'look'. Seems to just be a UK thing. Never see it anywhere else

>>75906803
>got exams :(
>being a literal child

>>75906803
Yeah pretty much. Atmosphere was amazing. Swans fans cheered the u9 Sunderland kids like they were the main match. Chanted for that cancer kid. Was a great day. Apart from 16 hours on a bus....

>>75906790

Keane, Valdes and Pickford.

Everyone else can be used for firewood.

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>>75906795

>>75906839
chavs

>>75906795
So fucking gross

>>75906855
thats the shit keane. hes league 1 tier

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>>75906860
>half basketball, half slag

>>75906855
>keane
He's been dead all season.

You've confused him with his brother.

>still rating valdes

>>75906790
Grosicki to da gulls
Adama Traore to Manure
Pickford to man city
Defoe to bournememe

>>75906790
Pickford, Chambers and Robertson.

Maybe Defoe, if someone's willing to spend on a grandpa striker with some ability.

>>75906896
wtf mods

Is there any doubt that Palace have the best fans in England?

>>75906989
THICC

I would enjoy seeing Duncan Watmore at Bournememe

>>75907035
watmore do you want?!? haha

>>75906973
>Adama Traore to Manure

He's beyond shit. I'd rather spend that money to clone Januzaj and bring his copy back while the original one still plays for Sunderland.

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>Hull """""""""fans"""""""""

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>>75907026

>>75907035
>watmeme

>>75907051
He already said he wanted watmore yeah. How daft even are you? I mean watmore explanation do you need?

>>75907051
Made me chuckle, brother.

>>75907063
---->
Yes, No, No, No, Yes, Maybe, No, Yes, No, Yes, Yes.

>>75907144
Nobody asked, fucking nonce

>>75907063
they can play with my footballs if you know what I mean

like kick my testicles around and stuff

>>75907091
>implying he wouldnt fit right in with the rest of their wingers
Lingard plays for them remember

>>75907091
Buying the black Lingard for 25m and 200k p/w would be a genious transfer desu

ded thred, ded game, ded league

>>75907231
At least Lingard is capable of scoring a goal every 2 months.

Traore is as if you put a sprinter in football shoes for the first time and ordered him to play.

>>75907289
Is ti Snnday dinner time in England?

>>75907289
Scottish league is far more competitive

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>>75907289

Not even Big Sam can save this shite.

West Ham XI vs. Liverpool: Adrian; Fonte, Reid, Collins; Byram, Nordtveit, Fernandes, Cresswell; Lanzini, Ayew; Calleri.

Liverpool XI vs. West Ham: Mignolet; Clyne, Lovren, Matip, Milner; Lallana, Can, Wijnaldum, Coutinho; Origi, Sturridge.

BALLOONS ON THE PITCH!!!

>>75907652
Is he the Brazilian lad?

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>>75907652

>>75907289
Seems pretty alive.

La Liga Goals
> 1053

Premier League Goals
> 998

Serie A Goals
> 985

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>>75907144
>le superior opinions man

When was it implied that anyone wanted to know what you think?

This is gonna be the worst last day in PL history.

What a fucking boring season.

>>75907810
Never fall for the odd year league meme

>>75907810
>dat WBA great escape

Those are the GOAT ends to a season. Maximum basedness when the title isn't confirmed and neither are the three going down and it's the final day.

>>75907810
Gonna see Liverpool lose at home and finish 5th.

>>75905668
TAKE MY ENERGY, MARCO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TAKE MY ENERGY, BASED EVANDRO!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>75907991
they've got to score 3 goals in 20 minutes
happening status: not

Wish I could see it instead of having to be on the road.

Fuck me Zaha you absolutely useless cuntbag mong

>must-win game against potential relegation rivals
>0 shots on target
press S to spit on grave

>>75907826
I was about to call you a weirdo but thinking about it, the best seasons recently have been in even years.

>2016: Leicester's meme win, Chelsea collapse
>2015: Boring Chelsea win, top of the table from the first weekend
>2014: The Slip
>2013: Comfortable Man Utd win by 11 points
>2012: Aguero last minute PL winner, Chelsea's hilarious CL win

>>75908133
I'm gonna press P to piss on it desu

>>75908133
>losing to an already relegated >moyes at home

BOOOOOOO TEAM ORDER

If Liverpool win today, there's LITERALLY nothing to play for on the last day.

Marco Silva will probably have them straight back up anyway

>>75907810
Can't wait to see the post-season friendly played at a snail's pace between spurs and united later.

4th place may as well be wrapped up on Tuesday to spare us all from the last day.

>>75908302
Well there's still the small chance that Liverpool draw to Boro to allow Arsenal to get 4th

Other than that, nothing.

>>75908309

>Marco Silva
>Next season's manager at Hull

Pick one

>>75908309

He might be going to Southamtoon when Puel enivtably gets sacked

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>>75908339
>small
do you even liverpool?

>>75908309
Silva won't stay.

>>75908012
B-b-but they wuz going be champions next season!

That was atrocious

wrong thread

>>75908344
>>75908351
>>75908364
d-delet

can hull score 4 goals in the last 6 minutes? I think yes

bye bye you miserable fucking hovel cesspit of a town.

>>75908351
Would like to see that

BEUNLTYYYY

RIP

The eagle soars to safety lads.

Why don't Hull get someone like Gerry Francis to manage them?

And nothing of value was lost.

Press F to pay respects to Hull

HEY MAULED, HULL PLAYS AS IF THE MANAGER DOES A HALF-ARSED JOB AT IT
SOUNDS A LOT LIKE /TRV/ DON'T YOU THINK

RIP in peace

BALLOONS ARE BACK!!!

Official JUST thread
>>75908278

>>75908451
F
>>75908486
>implying Mauled even does a half-arsed job as /trv/ manager

Last two of my digits indicate the year Hull wil get back to the PL.

>suddenly realise Huddersfield Sheffield Wednesday is on
>0-0 after 88th minute

wew what a terrible weekend all round

Wouldn't it be good if Hull brought an actually tiger with them on away days? Lol.

>>75908527
>10 years

J U S T
U
S
T

O my daiz its a mauling

JUST
U
S
T

>>75908414

He seems a good manager but I think he's a half season charlie

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Psst, anyone want to buy a football club with no assets off two dodgy camel fuckers?

Christ, it's 4. How can a team with so much fight just not have any.

>>75908524
Mauled is actually the manager of Hull City. He just has a caretaker in place doing the whole thing

>stop, stop, they're already dead.jpg

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>>75908583

Wow it's ogre

I thought Van Asshat went to Sunderland or was he already at Sunderland

Have Hull had a shot on target?

Need a West Ham win next.

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Never come back, fucking tinpot shithouse club

>>75908633
Just 1

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>4-0

It's as if you kittens just rolled over and gave up....

>>75908617
Brought in from Sunderland in January

>>75905668
Thats what you get when you buy rannochia

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Can anyone stop this mad man?

>>75908617
Palace bought him for something like £15m in January.

>>75908725
All his unpaid bills at all the carverys he's been to.

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>>75908725

*blocks your carve*

Update
>>75907745

Premier League Goals
> 1000

>>75908725
He's literally Serie A personified.

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> TFW Palace fan

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>>75908871

>>75905689
That was Fulham, fool.