heem

>>75904634
who is this semen demon?

Lando Vannata

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masvidal btfo

>>75904671
For sure that control totally fucked up Masvidal's leg hairs

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Non-gay scat spammer edition is best edition

>>75904671
Mma>striking

>>75904671
Every picture of Dana is a reaction image, the man is blessed with such a meme face

post jds getting heemed

>Casuals before a Maia fight
LOLOL did he seriously just come out to Linkin Park? LOLOL

>Casuals after a Maia fight
WOW that was the worst thing I have ever seen I thought this was real fighting not hugging

Literally all his fights.

>>75904645
To put it simply, Joanna isnt just going to just lay there and let herself get submitted. Shes hard to take down and be kept down and its even harder to out strike her. So the possibility to rock her are just as unlikely.

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How nice

>>75904676
You're still mad buddeh?

>>75904695
I think you mean

>Jorge is gonna get that neck snatched so quickly, he's a lightweight that got wrestlefucked by benson henderson, maia has never lost!!!

After

>Yeah for sure "control", i totally love judging based on that hehe.... Maia did so much uhh?

>>75904715
Maia won. Get over it.

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>>75904698
Who's the old guy ?

>>75904698

Did he calm the fuck down now?

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This shevchenko poster is getting a little to comfortable in this pro nunes board.

>>75904727
He won the decision, lost the fight. Sad!

>>75904634
I bet she's on TRT

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Question for Junior:

Uh how do you feel about going back to your family and looking into your wife's eyes and telling her how embarrassing it was to get knocked out in front of the world? Do you feel such a devastating loss was what you deserved tonight?

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>>75904728
Reed Harris. UFC VP of Fighter Development. Not sure what the role entails specifically. Seething Al sperged out on him on Twitter last week.

>>75904729
Apparently got free tickets courtesy of the Bald One

Here's Goldie's thoughts on the fights

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>>75904743
Question for Ariel:

How do you feel about 6 million ?

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>>75904736

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okay i'll make it sports related then...who do you think should retire from mma? (in order to have your babies?)

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This may sound like some wwe meme shit, but if WME put danas job on the line unless he fought Al Laquinta in a TUF style matchup , you think he would do it?

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>>75904729
He sold him a house

>>75904761
joanna literally looks like one of them in that webbum

>>75904767
no, he's a millionaire. he doesn't need this job, he wants it. he'll invest elsewhere.

>>75904770
Lol this triggered a polsperg in the gamethread and he went on a rant about white genocide

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Rashad Coulter is joining us today on the MMA Hour. First question Rashad, you got fired from your job that you are likely going to have to go back to after utterly failing in a very low income sport because you fucking suck. To top it off some uber can probably fucked up your knee ligaments for the rest of your life and gave you a devastating knockout in front of hundreds of thousands of viewers and this will likely have some reprecussions on in the future in itself. So exactly will your newlyborn son feel about his failure of a father that left him at a young age like his father before him?

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>>75904767
Yeah. He seemed semi-serious about boxing Ortiz, I think he'd fight a smaller guy if he had to do it to keep his camera time.

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>>75904767
thats the dumbest question ive ever read.

why am i here?

what am I doing with my life?

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>>75904772
That's why I picked it

If that idiot from last thread is reading this and wants to continue saying "Rose can submit Joanna!" then just post it here

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Question for Eddie:

First of all congratulations on your new born son, I heard your wife is having another one on the way, how does it feel that you came up short tonight? also can you tell us how you feel about fighting on the prelims after main eventing the biggest show in UFC history on MSG?

>>75904789
>Muh Pooana is unbeatable
Sorry I insulted you're waifu bee

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>>75904799
>>75904743

>>75904774
wait, why do i live in a fantasy world?

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>>75904807
If KK could gas Rose with a couple knees in the clinch I hate to think what Jedrkjjjcvlkrjlcjcjkvdczk would do to her. Time to chill

>>75904821
Rose didn't gas. She walked straight into Karolina's clinch and dropped the last two rounds because of it

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>>75904821

what is rose's ranking?

>>75904807
Joanna isn't unbeatable, rose just doesn't have the tools to beat her like you think. You know ho can beat joanna? Valentina Shevchenko at 125.

Saying Maia won because of his "control" on the ground is like saying Wonderboy beat Woodley because of his "Octagon control" standing

>>75904846
tyrone tapped #notmychampion

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>>75904846
Right now you're being the wonderboy posters

>>75904846

There is no contact in Octagon control you fucking autist.

>>75904770
>tfw too intelligent to fight TJ

>>75904833
>rankings
>implying
But in any case it'll happen because there really aren't any credible contenders. It's a big problem across many divisions, I have no idea what they're gonna do at LHW after DC-Jones has run its course.

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>>75904833
4th, maybe they will shuffle her to 3rd before giving her title shot

>>75904858
Oh wow I made contact with a fighter's leg better gib me the title shot dana

>>75904855
No. And like Woodley, Masvidal actually did the damage. Maia teeped with his crotch all night

>>75904868
You're lack of grappling knowledge is showing. Maia had his back every round. That's like knocking down someone in the standup.

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>>75904867

oh okay

>sport isn't dead
>not a single webm of the knockout from the main event

kill yourselves

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>>75904862
>Leave LHW to me

>>75904846
> "control" on the ground
Do you mean effective grappling? Sounds effective grappling

>>75904879
hahahahahahahahaahahaha oh my god that was actually hilarious.

>>75904886
>implying he still looks like that

>>75904868
You're going to feel soooo bad when Maia submits Woodley.

>>75904885

no one is clamoring for it because we watched it live you fucking casual

>>75904889
I didn't realize clinging to your opponent with little to no strikes or submission attempts was effective grappling. Then again I was watching a grappling tournament and not an MMA fight of course

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>>75904885
Why don't you look for it in the previous thread you lazy fat piece of shit.

You're welcome btw.

>>75904903
are you trolling or are you really this new?

>>75904903
Trying to put your arms around somebody's neck while you hang from his back aren't submission attempts ? Okay

>>75904897
You're right, hes getting bigger

If Stipe can beat Cain, Lewis, and Ngannou, where would that put him on the all-time GOAT list, compared to both Fedor and p4p?

>>75904911
Sick argument dude

>>75904912
Masvidal shrugged every single one of those attempts off effortlessly. The two times Maia was actually going for it

>>75904911
Probably someone from /box/ trying to figure out why they didn't separate them and stood them up when mia went for a take down

>>75904766
is this possible without steroids?

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>>75904908

>>75904930
He's so confused. I think it might be the first UFC fight he's ever seen.

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>>75904929
It wasn't effortlessly the grip fighting was on point by Masvidal but he was struggling and fighting for his life defending those jaw breakers by Maia, i think they had to pause the fight to count off Masvidal tape because the offensive and defensive grip fighting for the RNC was so intense

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>>75904846
that's not the same thing you damn moron

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>>75904944

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>>75904938

>>75904956
Yeah for sure Maia really irritated Masvidal's skin for two minutes in the last two rounds my guy. Jorge might need scratch that shit later when he's trying to get comfortable in bed. Dangers of fighting

>>75904962
hoodiegod blessed steep

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>>75904972
For sure, he was showing Stipay where is JDS' weak point that he needs to strike for critical damage

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Does Eddie Alvarez know what defense looks like?

>Getting lit up by Dustin Poorier

>>75904986
>England's own Conrad Gregorfield

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Hmmm I dont see leg humping against the cage here. Aww who cares about the rules! Maia's a nice guy. Give him the win, I love Maia and grappling since UFC 1! Wrestlefucking is still very bad though okay?

>>75905006
>still SEETHING

>>75905040
Masvidal won the fight, I'm very happy for him and I knew that it was very likely he would lose the decision because that's what I expect from his history of calling out media cucks. I have nothing but respect for Maia but Masvidal is the superior fighter. Maia was the super decisioner tonight

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>>75905046
>mfw i read this post

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>>75905046
so mad

Tanned Florida JJ is much cuter than pale Poland Gollum JJ

>>75905080
Masvidal won the fight, why would I be mad?

>>75904680
is rose autistic?

>>75904680
>that hairline on valentina

Helwani sounds like an Indian surname.

>>75904680
BASED Dewey Cox and our guy KING KEVIN LEE in the background finna show those light girls whats up

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>>75905065
Dom 1,3,5


[spoiler]not really[/spoiler]

>>75905052
Never seen someone look so scared and unhappy defending a takedown Masvidal might have raising his hands after each round but he was gasping and frowning a lot during the exchanges. He fake his confidence at the bell

>>75905101
It's not. It's as Hebey as they come.

>>75905111
What's he supposed to do, smile? Oh wait he did when Maia had his back and in a body triangle.

Another fake media cuck who Jorge is too real for, h8rs like you are fun to drop truthbombs on

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>>75905107
Don't make fun of dom. He's playing 34 D ping pong. Hes setting up a trilogy fight.

>>75905101
indians are cryptohebrews descended from unnamed sons of Abraham who west east.

BRAHMA/BRAHMIN = ABRAHAM

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bene_Israel

>>75905130
That's how you dominate a fight, Demian

>>75905129
he's suppose to keep cool and show no emotion, he was already showing how fake he was by being a being a frownie baby when mean ol Maia was hugging him

>>75905132
*went

Why is stipe so based lads?

>takes on killers in the division
>knocks them out in 1 round

Hope he fights cain or ngannou next

>>75905141
>he was supposed to keep cool and show no emotion

According to who? Your misconceptions of him because you love eating big media cock? Typical h8r in shambles

>>75905150
cain vs ngannou should fight each other imo.

ngannou's only good win is against the ghost of arlovski and cain is an unreliable faggot whose alraedy fucked up the division multiple times. a victory in that matchup makes for a compelling championship fight with stipe. otherwise it just feels like [more of a] crapshoot.

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>>75905150
He'd wreck Cain, 1st round KO, better chin, way better hands and good enough wrestling to keep the fight standing for long enough

>>75905150
I have Lewis ahead of Ngannou as far as how close they are to a title shot, desu

>>75905154
according to every alpha male pro bro fighter
you are suppose to be a cool, emotionless fighter, a professional, showing emotion is showing weakness

way to be a cuck beta being this triggger like your hero

>>75905150
>>75905159
dana said cain will fight in the fall, ngannou might get a meme shot

>>75905163
lewis is fighting hunt

>>75905169
You got BTFO so badly I made you revert into realizing how ridiculous your own premise was. You're welcome h8r

>>75905171
Ngannou hinted he might fight at 214. I'd imagine Dana was lying and its Cain because its in SoCal and DC is also on the card.

There's also no one else that isn't already booked unless Barnett and Rothwell are getting cleared with USADA. I don't think they'd book someone ranked lower than Arlovski either

>>75905177
>this shook
>lost his cool
sorry but check and mate
looks like i won this fight unlike you and your boy

Well I think Maia actually won that fight. Boring backpack as he is but he was able to force his game on Jorge for the good part of every round. I wouldn't mind if judges have given the decicion to Masvidal too and then I would feel skightly bad for Maia like I do for Jorge now.

>>75905199
Masvidal won the fight, Maia won the decision. Very simple.

>>75905154
What media are you talking about lad

>>75905190
why would he lie?

>>75905219
Lol

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>>75905210
>headcanon vs reality

>>75905239
Its reality vs reality

>>75905210
this type of mental cuck gymnastic
the record the history book will look at this fight as Maia winning the dec and the fight
if you werent a emotional wreck you wouldnt have to twist your mind and panties into this cuck bunch

>>75905246
You are in complete shambles, h8r

>>75905222
i know he lies but what's the point of doing it here?

>>75905171
I meant that based on their current resumes I think Lewis edges out Ngannou. They're both a win or two away from a title shot, but I think Black Beast has swanged and banged his way through better competition, on top of having more fights.

Also that casual fag who called me out on pretending to know result of memedrigez/frankie fight beforehand and actually coming out only when the bout was over. Fuck yourself my man you're new is showing itself too strongly hide it better next time you piece of shit.

>>75905257
Because he's planning to announce the fight soon? I don't know. Dana does a lot weird things. I can't think of anyone else that Ngannou would fight that would make sense

>>75905255
on the wrong side of history
poor lil cuck
lost the fight lost the decision

>>75905258
arlovski is a better win than browne

>>75905267
stiopic desu

yair btfo lmao

>>75905287
PEDgar spicsperg on suicide watch

>>75905270
Lol h8r you are absolutely seething. Masvidal won the fight. What are you gonna do about it. You gonna hump my leg for 7 minutes?

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>>75905287

Scumbag cutman didn't put that cold bar under Yair's eye.

Masvidalcucks will reply to anything

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>>75905318

>>75905304
go away springsperg

>>75905317

That's alredy at the end of the 2nd, he has to put cold to constict the vessels and decrease the inflamation.

>>75905315
That would be a real tko in the third had the doctors not stopped the fight.
>the city of mexico

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>some idiot on /heem/ actually thought that Yair would win

>>75905317
Koscheck-esque is Yair in his face Joe

>>75905333
>get BTFO

>c-c-coral springs!!!

h8rs in shambles

>>75905329
>implying I've ever made a post about honda
you went 0-3 today you nerd, don't even reply to me

for sure lose my postnumber

>>75905352

Never said he would had won.

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>>75905318
just said she has a chance, I did get btfo though.

joanna is the wmma goat

>>75905357
Wasn't me, dude

>>75905343
Yeah I know, your post wasn't up when I hit send. Would like to see a webm of the corner work after the 1st, Rogan was acting like they shit the bed. It's called an enswell for the record.

It's called an enswell btw

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>>75905362

>>75905365

We would go to sweden but you guys are being cucked alredy by blacks and arabs.

>>75905365
Isn't Yair one of those few beaners who trains in Mexico ? I remember him running there in "embeddeds" before BlowJob fight

>>75905377
>wasn't me dude

In such shambles you don't even know who you are. Sad!

>>75905381
you're obsessed my guy

>>75905377

They didn't put that thing, only the cotton, i'm not saying Yair would have won but the cutman screwed up.

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>>75905381
That's why I refrain from bashing fighters when picking, you people are ruthless with screencaps

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>>75905381
lmao i saved the caps i posted yesterday in an active thread, you're so seething you're taking time out of your day to find ancient strayan posts

>>75905382
And your country is being cucked by your own people. Least productive peoples in the whole world except for Africans.
>>75905395
Honestly don't give a fuck where he trains. He shouldn't be in a country built by the white man talking about Mexican pride either way.

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>>75905401
>>75905412

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>>75905419

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>>75905419

Don't believe everything you reqd in /pol/ or other media, learn to think by yourself and do your research.
And don't confuse us with south america

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>>75905404
If you ever watch boxing cutmen frequently use it even when there's no swelling as a preemptive measure. If he didn't apply it to a giant mouse that's a huge, inexcusable fuck-up. I wonder if they're using cheap, inexperienced people like they are with the production crew.

>>75905423
To be fair to him, I think Rousey could've won if Holm hadn't taken her soul. Unfortunately, her physical ability is tied very heavily to her mental state, and she doesn't take losing well at all.

the next ufc card is complete fucking garbage

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>>75905443
I LOVE YOU GUYS

Is Stipe the white Rumble?

>>75905460
She was going to lose either way. She's utter shit at striking dude, her just being that much more confident she could walk straight into Nunes would've resulted her in going out cold like she did against Holly

*clinches for the over/under as you wing a telegraphed haymaker
*switch to double underhooks as you try frantically to land some short hooks to my head*
*counters one of the hooks by sliding into back control*
*traps your right leg and falls forward so you end up turtled on the ground*

>>75905466
DO NOT BOO THIS MAN

>>75905454

Yeah that was a criminal fuck up

>>75905476
*continiously rockes you with highkicks*

*spams flying front kick*

*stands completely still in side stance against wrestler*

*goes for guillotine instead of fighting takedown*

*throws hammerfists while flat on back instead of working to get up*

>>75905443
Your point being?

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>>75905478
*barely intelligible mumbling in a voice that you get from eating rusty nails and chasing them down with battery acid*

>>75905468
Nah stipe is better

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>>75905503

>40% less likely to be unemployed

There are some vacants in Don Jacionto's plantation, let me know if you want a job

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>ctrl+f
>no "fwoknie" posts

>>75905555
fwonkie PEDgar will get shitcanned by the Korean Zombie, Darren Elkins, Jason Knight, and Gavin Tucker in that order, 100% not honeydicking!!!

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>>75905555
still my boy

>>75905508
>*throws hammerfists while flat on back instead of working to get up*

Has a fighter been heemed from guard like that yet?

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what did he mean by this?

>>75905613
Maia's jizz from the humping didnt get on him

>>75904676
Lmao, I'd thought goofs will hate on based Maia when I'll come here. Referee took him of Jorge's back what, 2 out of 3 rounds?

It's slow and insidious but it's a one way ticket when Maia's on your back.

>>75905625
Yeah man taking the back and sitting there is just like a knockdown man. Maia totally threatened with those vicious shots and submission attempts

>>75905579
Chael said that the hardest he was ever hit was by Maia from the bottom

Even Stipe was tired of Ariels jew tricks.

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>mfw I thought 211 was gonna be another disappointing PPV event and it turned out amazing

>>75905644
What happened? Did he BTFO of him like Fwonkie did?

>>75905652
https://youtu.be/Nq7nFL_korg?t=527

>>75905613

Maia didn't transfer teh AIDS whilst buttfuckery, Jorge is "clean"

>>75905650
Prelims were a lot better but I enjoyed the main fights besides Branch-Jotko

209 was also a good card besides the main event and Khabitch

>>75905664
Easily the best PPV of the year but that's a bar set very low

>>75905568
I honestly don't think there is anybody except Aldo and maybe Max in da fw who can stop Edgar. He should go down weightclass if he wants a shot at being a champion again before it is too late.

>>75905636
Look we can argue all we want but at the end of the day someone should be called a winner and if Jorge would went out of it with a "W" that'd be the most retarted shit in years of combat sports given that he was SURVIVING most of the fight. Neither it is a draw.

You can't just dismiss a dude being trapped, restricted, unable to breathe, totally controlled and dominated and for what? Like a sloppy 5sec flurry?

Goofs are vicious today.

>>75905613
I mean he's basically trying to say that he's fresh, as Maia delivered close to no damage. Definitely telling the truth.

you now remember pettis being snubbed by the cameraman

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god damn it Ariel

10-9 masvidal
10-9 masvidal
10-9 maia

T B H

>>75905679
Silva got the win over Brunson, so why not?

>>75905311
I really like JDS. Someone give me a reason to dislike him.

>>75905684
Got a webm?

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>>75905683
>>75905694
>>75905695
tasty sodium

HW """fights""" are so shit

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JUST

>>75905679
He was defending just fine. Its not like Maia had him in any trouble in any way outside the first. He stuffed numerous takedowns and kept Maia from getting into any threatening positions or unleashing strikes

Maia was "surviving" on the feet in worse positions than Masvidal in 2-3

>you cant dismiss a dude being etc

He was defending literally everything lol. There is no point he was being dominated. He had Maia clinging to him against the cage distributing zero damage and threatening with no submissions

And are you going to ignore that was roughly two minutes of each round as opposed to Masvidal actually hurting him on the feet the rest of the time? Of course you are because youre a moron

"Dominate" "Unable to breath"
Hilarious

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>>75905714
I'm not salty, just my opinion

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>>75905717
I don't think you belong on heem

>>75905714
>El Tapo fag

Explains everything lol

>>75905730
>THE ABSOLITE STATE OF POOGAY MASVIDAL SHEEMERS RIGHT NOW

*humps your leg for 7 minutes*

*gets beaten up the remaining 8*

Oh for sure i was dominating him

>>75905730
>"Dominate" "Unable to breath"
>Hilarious
You clearly had never been trapped in a body triangle or had your back taken.
You don't like the given formal criterias like "Octogon control" by which Maia had a clear win, but somehow you're OK with referee taking Maia of Jorge's back TWICE.

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>>75905757
>keeps repeating himself over and over
>oh for sure I'm not mad my man

>>75905696
We all like him my man. It's a pity he didn't get dat belt. But Stipe is a good guy too plus he actually has everything to become the first heavyweight ever to defend 3 times

>>75905757

go to sleep jorge

>>75905763
Taking the back means jack shit if you do nothing with it like Maia did and the other half of the round is you getting beat up

I actually scored the first round for him because he was threatening from that position and was actually landing a decent amount of strikes. Even despite this the round ends with him getting clobbered

I dont think you understand what dominate means. Because that wasn't remotely close to it

>>75905786
He had enough sleep in the octogon with dat partial hypoxia.

>>75905757
how much money did you lose on masvidal?

>>75905790
>Taking the back means jack shit
you are dumb

>>75905795
Judging fights isnt the only thing youre bad at

>>75905790
But it was. I get that u mad that your boy didn't get the chance the let them hands go, but that's MMA for you, you gotta be well rounded. He also could have shown a much better TDD given he knew who he was fighting.

>>75905808
>but it was

This is the only thing I needed to hear to realize you and all the other h8rs have no clue what you're talking about

>shown much better TDD

Lol any time Maia humped him it had nothing to do with Maia's inability to put him on his back

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will somebody explain this cringy shit to me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BD6wW5nPfxY

Is it wrong to label Maia a pure BJJ guy? He uses a lot of wrestling techniques to control the clinch and mount

>>75905834
the dude is happy

>>75905863
No he's also a masterclass humper who dominates people with his crotch teeps

>>75905834
A NIGGA NEVER BEEN AS BROKE AS ME

>>75905834
why share that wtf

Dayum Stipe really put Jewani in his place on post fight presser

>>75905863
According to Judo Coach it is.

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WE WUZ FAMOUS N SHIET

>>75905826
>put him on his back
Why bother if he takes the back?
You're very biased sir.

so ok let nagannou fight cain and hope fully ngan wins

so ngn vs miocic fight would be amazing. i hope ngannan wins again and then

no heavyweight contender left because werdum is done by then

next fight wouldb BROCK LESNAR VS NGANGNOU

>>75905980
i like the cut of your autism

Hey why wasn't Frankie trying to pass Yair's guard?

>>75905948
kek, nice work

>>75905992
no need

mark "the hand of" godbeer

LMAo

>>75905980
Given the state of things I'd be shocked if Brock didn't come back. Just a matter of waiting out his suspension.

>>75906001
But full mount is basically TKO stoppage.

Remember when everyone jumped on Masvidal's bandwagon for like 2 months?

>>75906025
You are also risking losing the top position if you try to pass the guard, Frankie was doing well enough in guard. Plus in the first round, Yair was stuck against the cage so full mount wouldn't even have been much better for Frankie.

>>75906025
Maybe in 2007, nowadays it's not so sure.

>>75906033
Not being a TDD machine in preparation for Demian Maia fight is basically suicide.

>>75905046
>taking and keeping your opponent's back isn't effect grappling

for sure you've been a fan since Pride my dude

Can we all agree that Woodley would beat Maia pretty handily? I love Maia but thats just a bad stylistic match up for him.

>>75905006
Taking back is a guard pass.

>>75906074
Maia versus Wonderboy would have been the most one-sided title fight since Nunes-Rousey

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*hearty kek*

>>75906090
I'm not sure you mean it would be one sided but I would favour Maia in that fight.

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I love to go a-wandering
Along the mountain track
And as I go I love to sing
My knapsack on my back

>>75906101
Exactement

>>75906107
Savage.

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>>75906093
what did he mean by this ? really makes me stroke my chin in befuddlement

Who do I have to fight to get Joanna for myself?

Im ready to go to war.

>>75904671
Who is this? Looks like a fat poof

>>75906149
popeye

Ngannou vs Gokhan is the fight to make

>>75906177
Ngannou takes him down and finishes him desu, let Gokhan fight some lower level HWs. He is only 0-1 in MMA.

Anyone else stupidly hyped for Dana White's Tuesday Night Fights? Shits gonna be lit.

>>75906217
I'd much rather it was a sort of lower level or amateur show

UFC would benefit massively from having a place to cultivate young talent in the way bellator can

>>75906285
they use LFA for that really. The idea is not bad because there is a ton of fighters on the rooster who need fights and maybe nurture some young fighters.

>>75906130
who is this small boy? does he do e-sports?

Is Jason Knight out eternal boy?

>>75905727
>destroying prospects via rushed matchmaking 101
VIVE LA JOE SILVA

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>>75906318
Judging from how many energy drinks he chugs down I'd say yes

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Where is he?

>>75906336
That wasn't made by Joe Silva you goof plus he isn't destroyed as a prospect. He is still 24 years old and has plenty of time to develop. He will learn more from this than from beating BJ Penn.

damn stipe fucking hates ariel

>>75906217
Going to be based, but doesn't start until July.

>>75906377
I'm saying I miss Joe Silva, put your dick away

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>>75906385
Stipe is an ustase, truth came out at last

>>75906422
was that thing real or a meme like the gas chambers?

>>75906394
ok lad, still the second part stands

>>75906439
His confidence could be broken from that, and as a guy who's style requires him to be aggressive to no end and totally confident - that's a problem. This is a guy who's best win is Andre Fili being put in there with a #3 elite.

>>75906431
I've read on /int/ that it's a meme, that this is a knife for cutting wheat, like a hand mounted sickle.

It does look too flimsy to kill people desu

>>75906431
it was used in jasenovac hospital, cutting flowers and stuff

>>75904634
Dat watch is wider than then wearing it

>>75906012

He's from my town, apparently the week before his first UFC fight he was drinking and smoking weed

>b-but much fwokine pedgard
>oh for sure Yair is a beast
>he shadowboxed Bruce fucking Leroy for 25 minutes at elevation
>he's too young and fast for fwonkie
>underrated tdd 100%
>fwonkie has terrible top control

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213 has a new mainevent

post some webms

also

LMAO AT MASVIDAL

>>75906600
>Lobov trying to get overmatched again
someone kill this cunt

DC is such a bad pundit he talks so much crap during the fights. I hope they stick with Cruz instead.

>>75906600
>bisping is a polish brit
>lobov is a russian irish

pottery desu

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Holy shit

This is going to be a bloodbath

>>75906764
LOL going to be awkward af when shermer destroys those goof stones

Could Khabib takedown Aldo and hold him there? Or does Aldo beat the fuck out of him?

>>75906808
Aldo outclasses him

>>75906808
I think that fight goes similar to Aldo/Edgar 2. Aldo stuffing all those takedowns and countering his way to UD. And even if Khabib takes him down, I could see Aldo surviving on the ground.

Schaub went 6/6 again last night. Can't believe you boys aren't tailing him yet.

>>75906943
Schaub picks his friends. He even says not to tail.

>>75907007
That's just for liability and he says that only for specific fights. He picks correctly 100% of the time. You'd be foolish not to tail him.

Is Ariel the Perez Hilton of UFC?

>>75906774
David Cole already destroyed Shermer

>>75906808
Khabib destroys Aldo, it would be easy.

>Jessica Andrade will win

You fucking idiots, and there are a lot of you, will post your apologies here. Holy shit you fucking casuals are the worst.

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>>75906764
What an impartial referee Joe is going to be, he's best buds with Hancock and Carlson and believes in their theories

>>75907261
It was a perfectly reasonable pick you casual faggot

>>75907465
Reasonable for somebody with a double digit IQ

Did anyone here unironically enjoy Joanna vs Andrade for longer than a round? Doesn't count if you had money on it.

>>75907465
ummm no sweety

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Why the new rules aren't implemented everywhere ?

>>75907561
Freedom

It's pretty crazy to go back and watch this after the fights
https://youtu.be/ljsV0dzeZJc

It's actually like he is from the future.

>>75907465
Against Queen Joanna? No.

>>75907545
>DUDE JOANNA HAS NO CHIN
>DUDE KAROLINA DROPPED HER
>DUDE CLAUDIA DOMINATED HER
>DUDE ANDRADE BEAT HILL WHO HAS A BETTER CHIN
you losers are fucking pathetic

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Rogan's introduction sheet from the weigh-ins.

>>75907465
there was no reason to pick her
still waiting for the apology you literal manchild

>>75907767
Quit sperging out and answer the question.

Joanna is what the UFC told us Ronda was.

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>watching Maia "fight"

>>75906662
>bisping is a polish brit

What?

>>75907932
it's some retarded american thinking in his retarded muh heritage ways

>R-Rose will beat her
fucknig losers

>>75907979
nice diction