UFC 211 Thread #9

Who the fuck is that corny motherfucker that isn't Joe Rogan or DC?

you can't throw someone when they're half a foot taller

>coral springs

sad!

Orange Fedor the best Fedor
Orange Joanna the best Joanna
Why do Slavs turn orange when they hit their ultimate level?

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http://www.strawpoll.me/12960920

GSP said he can make 155

how don''t you learn to cut off the ring

fuck me

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>tfw u want to cut a promo

andrade needs to learn to cut off the cage

>>75901491
>who is john anik

>Coral Springs

Lmao at all you faggots who were telling me Andrade wouldn't be eating straight punches all night

>>75901506
President is orange, marries slav

coinkydinkle?

>favela of womanlets

Mandrama SPERGS are crying. They just don't understand what they've seen in the last 2 fights.

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mike perry btfo

Could I be a UFC Champion if I stop jerking off?

This fight is why #3 should never fight for the title. No business in there yet.

>She dips

whats the record for most strikes landed?

Why the fuck can't JJ finish people off? She's basically toying with this bitch.

swinging at air every time what a fuckin pleb

Not even watching the fights anymore...

how the fuck is she tanking all these hits

this is suffocating

>>75901522
He sucks so bad.

>wmma

Andrade had a punching back in her last fight and couldn't knock her out.
>Grannie rocked JJ meme
Now shes just punching air.

>That HEEMATOMA

Wewy I'd hate to be her tomorrow morning.

>>75901534
You need to quit jerking off to tranny anime

Rose vs JJ next?

Poor Rose. Not even her father will have beat her this bad.

DAT HEEMATOMA IS GROWING

>>75901547
because there's absolutely no power behind those shots

wmma in a nutshell

>>75901538
she looks like she just walked out of auschwitz. there's no power behind her punches.

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>>75901475
I'm literally on test e/tbol and HGH right now though, you're the testlet

walking fleshlight

>>75901537
The one where Mary Hunt got pounded by Stipe

5 more rounds andrade would win

>>75901558
y

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>>75901537
GSP has most jabs landed

50-45 JJ

Clinic

>she's clearly outclassed
>she's a worthy challenger
ffs rogan

>>75901558
That's like asking me to stop breath

>>75901558
Or do it way, way more.

>they'll see eachother again

lets pray they dont

>>75901547
Imagine a 14 yr old girl hitting you

>>75901538
Because shes 115lbs. Most women don't have knockout power

alright just need stipe win and make $1200

pls dont let me down stipey

>Andrade is literally not taking a step back
>Joanna running a clinic

>Spergs still complaining

If they didn't have vaginas would /r9k/ like this fight?

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AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND STILL

NO ONE IS GONNA TAKE THIS BELT FROM HER

imagine if JJ started learning jiu-jitsu

finally fucking over

>>75901563
Rose can win if she somehow climbs on her back and gets the RNC

what if andrade is just punching air because she doesnt want to hurt joanna

JJ is the best

>>75901563
Rose vs JA next please. probably 200% more exciting

Jesus, JJ is really getting lumpy faced in the last few fights

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Apologize faggots

49-46

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Your opponent can't close the gap if you kick their legs.

>>75901549
he's no daniel cormier

50-40 Andrade
fuck JJ

Rub her heematoma for good luck!

>>75901585
Fucking deus vult brother

Easy fight for Joanna Champion

>>75901602

if digits JDS wins

Did Andrade win any fans as Joe suggests?

Only a true casual dismisses boxing. You can see how good, technical boxing can work to your advantage in MMA. Look at how JJ is punishing Andrade for trying to come forward. Yeah, maybe it's just ABC but JJ just put on a clinic on how to handle an opponent coming forward.

JJ EXPOSED

SHE WENT ALL 5 ROUNDS AND NO KO

EXPOSED

Women's MMA is fucking stupid because only the champions can actually afford to train at a high level

So nobody else ever catches them

Listen to Rogan desperately try to tell us why this shit is acceptable on a PPV.

Fans gained from this fight: 0
Piss breaks during this fight: Over 9000

JJ just mauled Andrade.

She's way too technically sound. Enjoyed that fight a lot.

50-42?

50-25
She didn't belong in there with JJ. Would like to see her and Claudia tho

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

>>75901537
Nate Diaz has the most strikes landed

oh feels good lads after that disgusting pathetic regressive bjj robbery

>>75901584
>joanna running

you got that right

>>75901582
who did you bet on?

Are people intimidated by JJ and that's why they shit-talk her?

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well we're guaranteed at least 2 winners tonight m8s

did andrade juice for this fight?`

>>75901618
Casuals are cancer m8

>>75901624
Should be negative number

49-46 Andrade?

>>75901538
>>75901547

>fighting chicks juiced to the tits
Look at Big Foot and all these other people roiding, it gives them much stronger chins

>>75901634
yes

>>75901634
>what are sales

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JJ stats

Rekt

50-44 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA "ANDRADE WILL END JJ" MEME LMAO

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AND NEW

>>75901618
>>75901620

JJ let her off easy. She's champion and forefront in her mind is the chance of losing it all.

She's extremely cautious of this lil hue powerhouse, staying on the outside and using her reach to pick her apart.

Extremely intelligent and well fought win for JJ.

>>75901582
Fucking dumb degenerate, Hope Dos Santos Heems him Now

>50-24

Why does poland have the best qtp2t women fighters

lump

>>75901622
Tate, Rousey, Holm?

HOW IS THAT 50-45 WHAT ANDRADE EVEN DOING IN THOSE ROUNDS LITERALLY NOTHING BUT GETTING BEAT UP

THAT'S 10-8

I wanna protect JJ's smile

>Joana do you really think the ISS is possible?

BASED JJ DRAWING ALL THE DIMES

Andrade posters get THE FUCK OUT, RIGHT NOW.

>there are "people" who thought a stubby-armed hue dyke womanlet would beat /ourgirl/

This cute tank won my heart.

>>75901584

That was an ok fight, one sided fight + minimal chance for a finish doesn't make for a great fight. No problem with WMMA but I didn't find it that exciting.

Still one of the best fights on the main card so far though.

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P U S Y
U
S
Y

is that thing malignant?

my head hurts

NEXT

>>75901620
yeah i was thinking that she did more damage in her early fights because she's a 125er who dropped down to 115, but now she's lost muscle mass in order to consistently make the 115 weightclass

>>75901531
perry vs masvidal

calling it now

Is Joanna hot af or is it just me?

>50-44

Also who is that goof who just gave her the belt?

Hespect to Andrade. Joanna is just 100% beast

>>75901654
Couldn't happen to a nicer guy.

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https://twitter.com/ClaudiaGadelha_/status/863612964800086016

CRINGE

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>50-44

Next fight's gonna be tough, don't like when MY BOYS fight eachother

>>75901622
this

>prelims spicy as fuck
>PPV is kinda shit

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>>75901622
>Get hit 5 times
>look worse than opponent you hit 200 times

dat hematoma makin me wince dude, is she gonna be ok

>>75901681
She looks like a monster from a PS1 game

JJ is so based.

>>75901686
yo shutup

That was really great from JJ. Andrade needs to go the clinic after that.

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whats going on with that forehead?
is she trying to think?

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WHOOOOOSE NEEEXT?

>>75901618
Lol Joanna's leg kicks were infinitely more important than any punches she threw

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>>75901679
my money is on perry

>>75901618
Women have shit technique and if you actually watched boxing, you would know this. Joanna is only least shitty.

>>75901633
just a multi with frakie, jj, maia and stipe

my god her forehead is fucked. what a fucking freak looking bitch

Motherfucking clinic man. Humble JJ thanking God for everything.

Joanna Decision.

GOD I LOVE JOANNA

SHE SPEAKS WITH SO MUCH PASSION

Joe and JJ are almost the same height.

Look at that thing on her head

>Quiad, Start the Reactor

does /heem/ think they can fight joanna

>>75901671
>one sided fight + minimal chance for a finish doesn't make for a great fight
So you thought TJ vs. Lineker was a bad fight?

Okay casual

>>75901654
I hope so anon. I like them both but Jr is too nice a guy

>>75901685
same

>>75901681
Women look hottest when they beat up other women - this is facts.

JOANNA IS QUEEN

BORN TO MAKE HISTORY

>>75901669
If refuse to believe it wasn't just shitposting

Except for that faggot who bet on lesbian womanlets from Brazil, kys

Get this shit off my PPV.

I pay $60 every 3 weeks for quality mma.

This pillow fist garbage in an underdeveloped division is not entertaining.

Eddie vs Dustin should've been on PPV. I would've slept better tonight had I known my money went to Eddie and Dustin.

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A P O L O G I Z E

>>75901681
in the right light she cleans up well. but every other time she is the striking goblin.

>>75901686

Karolina gave her competition for sure. Only fight I was legitimately worried about Joanna.

>>75901681
She's hot. Nice toned body and long legs, but still feminine. And dat accent.

If you didn't enjoy that masterclass, you are not an MMA fan. Regardless of gender.

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b e a utiful

>>75901686
andrade would heem her 2bh

I wanna protect joanna face, qt striking goblin will look like holly if she keeps this up

>>75901651
No, I meant all the guys on here.

>>75901723
TJ and Lineker are men

>>75901736
BEAUTIFUL SIREN

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SMELLS LIKE A CHAMPION

>>75901736
sorry qt

pre-lims were better bra bra

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https://twitter.com/DustinPoirier/status/863613410151452672

>>75901736
we're not worthy

we're not worthy

>BEANSPEAK
O
O
O
O
O

DUDE FANS LMAO
DUDE STOCKMARKET LMAO

>>75901735
Who broke your heart and rendered you into such a sperg?

>I thought you won a ton of fans

>millions watching worldwide
>gains only 2000 fans

Sounds about right, Joe.

>the state of this PPV

where were you when boxing won

>marrying a loser

I hate brazilian portuguese accent.

kill dykes

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GETTING MARRIED AFTER GETTING BEATEN HORRIBLY

JJ is the greatest female fighter of all time, her systematic deconstruction is a magnificent feat.

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>rogan trying to shill this a good fight

SHE ASKED HER FOR MARRIAGE LMAO

>asking your lesbian girlfriend to marry you in a stadium in Texas

She got balls

>>75901710
Why, remember his last loss

Was going for big bombs and being outboxed. I like perry and hate masvidal, but let's not pretend he won't be a sentient sandbag

>>75901722
Yes. She fights 115lb women. How can she beat a 200lb guy?

Good God, what a filthy sounding language

>>75901738
>Karolina gave her competition for sure
You can't be serious.

Gadelha is literally the only one who has been a threat to her.

M A R R I E D
A
R
R
I
E
D

Glad I didn't buy this shit card

>>75901737
>goblin
Just makes me want to fuck her more.

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>>75901736
>>75901736

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>>75901770

>all these Texans don't know how to react to all these lesbians
FUCKING LOL

O B R I G A D O

>lose fight
>propose
>fiance gives the thumbs up

I was frightened for JJ this fight

After the fight I feel like a fucking dumbass. What the fuck?

Also
>Andrade has more spotlight after the fight
Fucking disgusting

Lesbians <3

>>75901686
true, if Gadelha had cardio I would favour her.

>dyke loses
>proposes to fat slob

lol

>>75901747
So you're just triggered by vaginas?

any good streams?

>proposal

Lesbian marriage proposals after you get fucking shit pounded

>shantytown of ufc

holy shit ROSE!!!!

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>promoting degenerate homosex

>That WWE tier proposal

>>75901772
It is P4P the worst demographic to hear "speak" English. I'd rather listen to Arabs sing "Ol' MacDonald."

>asking your lesbian gf to marry you in Texas after getting punched/kicked in the face by Joanna

Ballsy as fuck

GOAT HOLM

what a disgusting sounding language

POST FIGHT SCISSORING CONFIRMED

POST FIGHT SCISSORING CONFIRMED

POST FIGHT SCISSORING CONFIRMED

POST FIGHT SCISSORING CONFIRMED

rose mean mugging that entire camera shot lol

>>75901749
I need to jerk off now what pornstar looks like Joanna

>you gave an....admirable performance

AHAHA

>>75901723

I though TJ vs Lineker was just ok, for the same reason. It's cool to see a fighter outclass another fighter, but it's less exciting when it's extremely one sided and never really close to a finish.

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ICE COLD ROSE

> NOW ITS HEAVYWEIGHT TIME
ONE MORE FIGHT
> NOW ITS HEAVYWEIGHT TIME
ONE MORE FIGHT
> NOW ITS HEAVYWEIGHT TIME
ONE MORE FIGHT
> NOW ITS HEAVYWEIGHT TIME
ONE MORE FIGHT

TIME FOR STIPE

GIVE HIM YOUR POWERS /SP/

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>>75901736
Why is she bathing with fish though?

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>You never gave up
>Thats so tough
>Some guys who do this professionally adapt and win a round or, don't walk through 300 punches
>But you are truly really tough, really

Rose vs Joanna

>brief moment of Holly Holm
>cut off at commercial break

lel

>>75901781
i think its likely she started life with them anyway

THEY SHOWED ROSE

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>>75901736
Joanna Champion will retired undefeated

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>dykes getting married live on air
>the state of UFC

>gay marriage proposal, from a spic, in the heart of Texis

RIP Andrage

>ask girlfriend to marry you after you lose biggest fight of your career on international TV
>she says no
gg

>>75901807
lesbians are different

>>75901822

As with the Knight and Joanna fights I will be standing the whole time.

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who you got?

>>75901820
>Thank god we're all in different weight classes

>>75901742
I am a fan of mixed martial arts

Just not women's mixed martial arts

ROSE IS COMPLETELY BROKEN

>>75901820
do you think pat wrestlefucks her

ONE TIME FOR THE CITY

MY CITY

fucking brits and their commercial during ppv

WAR STIPE

>>75901785
Karolina did wobble her but it seemed like a lucky shot to me.

>>75901820
disdain for plebs

>>75901721
i can't wait to hear that he's dead and gone

>TFW you want Stipe to win but it's impossible not to love Dos Santos
Why does he have to be such a jolly, lovable giant.

>>75901820
how can you sit next to someone you lost a fight to, what a cuck.

Why is there so many pretty woman in MMA >>75901853

>>75901736
wat

Women need to jack off and get humongously big arms so we can finally see some knockouts

Why is Pooana ducking Valentina?

>the absolute state of /pol/

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>ROSES FRUMPY FACE

>>75901711

Joanna fights very well for a featherweight that has to be mindful of takedowns and kicks. Joanna manages distance really well. Her feet are always in a good position and the way she circles and throws hard with anticipation are very impressive. I am not ttrying to say JJ would beat Floyd or whatever in a fight but she shows why classical boxing principles are still useful in an MMA contest at the highest level.

>>75901850
It's not a ppv here lol

>>75901841
the gorillas win, silverbacks wouldn't stand a chance

>>75901835
Texas has been a faggot state for a while now. It's not God tier like it used to be.

>>75901794

UFC hypes up poor fighters for quick and easyy $$$

No one but Claudia is even close to JJ's level

>>75901796
>>75901796

Too much muscle in her bunda to have cardio

but she's the only one that could beat JJ right now

wtf every women from here is a dyke, how am I supposed to get a gf

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

WEESSSST VIRGINNIAAAAAAAA

>>75901799
No. Women are just inferior humans. They're not gonna give you a kiss for whiteknighting them, m8

I MAY HAVE GOTTEN MY ASS KICKED BUT I'M STILL GONNA TAKE YOUR SPOTLIGHT AWAY

>>75901770
jus like yur mum m8

Other than the first literally who card of the fight I've got everything right
I picked Stipe to win JDS. Think it's happening since I've not been wrong on the fights I knew something about.

Why are you faggots getting mad that faggots are getting married on live tv

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>>75901736
>ywn be that fish

>>75901661
you can keep scores to 10-9 with a good chin, pokerface and anderson skin

Are we going to leave tonight with a new heavyweight champ gentlemen?

Im already sleepy.
How do you euro faggots do it?

>Rose's enthusiasm for that promo

kek

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>>75901841
The monkeys

>>75901879
Even the ones that move away are dykes

>>75901853
Whats her fucking problem

>>75901853
I'd literally crack your skull with a rock firstworlder

>>75901742
>>75901742
some dyke that can't cut off the ring and a spooky skeleton who cant drop a tall midget with 500 strikes?
wooooooooooooooooooooow

>>75901871
>boxing

It's Muay Thai you nonce.

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

ADVERT

TRAINING
GEAR
SIX
PACK
LMAO

>This gay fucking Christano Ronaldo commercial

Wtf was that

>>75901864
dana would have made her champion by now if she didn't cut her hair

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>>75901637
tfw gonna win the picks for the first time

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Based qt polish goblin is literally the GSP of the division and jab to death all her opponents.

tfw Rose was really fucking hot with hair

>>75901820
>>75901820
watching a british stream and i missed it

:(

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>>75901736
POLISH PEOPLE ARE SO FUCKING WEIRD
LIKE REALLY

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>>75901895
haha loser i bet you even have a job and get pussy

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GET THE FUCK IN HERE

https://www.strawpoll.me/12960945
https://www.strawpoll.me/12960945
https://www.strawpoll.me/12960945

>>75901891
That's bullshit desu
Look at those strike figures. Especially with the new judging, I had it like 50-42

>>75901899
rose is 2cute4me

>>75901917
Who let you speak leaf?

>>75901899
Is it just me or has Holly Holm gotten better looking?

>>75901899
holly looking good

>>75901899
loooooooooooooool

rose top autist

>>75901899
>Rose disappointed that JJ won

Color me surprised hahaha

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>>75901877
Clawja would be GSP of that division if not for Joanna

>>75901820

why is this face so arousing

i want her to shout at me and slap my penis

>>75901882

>I'm not triggered by vaginas
>women are just inferior humans

>>75901915
uma delicia

>>75901899

she's like a sleepy baby, i wanna take nap with her

*jabs* bit sleepy *jabs* who woke here

>>75901876
and its dallas

>>75901853
Rose got outclassed by Karolina. She's gonna get shitkicked by Joanna.

Reminder that this fight is illegitimate because Stipe tapped

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I know it's early, but Stipe has this won.

This was my first right pick in a while.

I thought Robbie Lawler was in the crowd why is he fighting Stipe?

>>75901899

stone cold rose

>>75901924
THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF POOZIL

>>75901874
welp fuck america or kike dana

I'm glad the based prelims woke me up.

>>75901899
me on the right

>>75901933
Hello, Justin.

>>75901882
>No. Women are just inferior humans. They're not gonna give you a kiss for whiteknighting them

Dammit /r9k/

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>>75901782
i love gamebred but he can't take these elbows

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxXf4Kw4w2E

ROCKY THEME WAT

>>75901903
Andrade cant drop people either, watch her last fight

DON'T BOO THE SANTA OUT OF ME

>>75901934
How do you say SLEPT in Croatian?

Lesnar vs. Stipe

Who wins?

DosAntos gonna break mentally then break physically, mycock gonna a win unfortunately.

>>75901946
That's his older brother

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>>75901899

>>75901925

I still can't unsee the different sizes of her eyes.

>>75901900
Ikr. Fuck this gay earth

>>75901917
Dude, shut the fuck up, Adan.

>meme themes

Heart says JDS, mind says Stipe

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Stipe's chin is delete, Two Saints has this.

Stipe wins by immigrant mentality

>rocky

>>75901959
Casual af

>>75901946
that is robbie lawler HW edition, his kid is also not a ginger, it's odd

>>75901970
Dominate me

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>>75901939
Woke AF. JJ killed that little monkey dyke. 911 inside job.

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>they doubted the goblin

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...

>rocky theme song

RIP JDS

CUMOON
APOLLLOO
IS THAT ALL YEWWWWW GAHT

>>75901981
What a fucking idiot.

JUNIOS DOS SANTOS IS IMPOSSIBLE TO NOT LOVE. STOP BEING SO LIKABLE SO I CAN BE HAPPY ABOUT STIPE HEEMING YOU.

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>>75901899
For once an American doesn't into mtv mode with a camera on them

>imnotevenmad.jpeg

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>>75901944
For sure 100% my man, tapping is a beast, GADTAAAAAAAAAAP

>>75901854
JJ tripped she didn't get wobbled from the punch

Can anyone tell me what version of the Scarface theme Masvidal walked out to? Was it the film score or an even more synth'd up one? Either way it was a damn good walk out tune

GEAUX JUNIOR

I've got $500 on Stipe

>>75901934
ARE U RETARDED SENPAI?