ITT: We improve sports >Soccer >Remove the goalie

>Hockey
Replace puck with tennis ball
Allow fights against fans

>>75900898
You mean move the penalty spot back to 18 yards

>>75900898

>futbol

Make goals outside the penalty box worth 2 points

Remove the away goal advantage.

VAR implementation

Diving is automatic 6 game suspension

Managers should be allowed to duke it out but only if the loser leaves the pitch

No more than 3 non nationals per club team

Messi and ronaldo have to fight MMA style. The loser leaves footy forever

Camera technology. It's awkward as fuck when the commentator can clearly see a goal onside but the refs can't and they're just like "we'll yeah that should have been a goal but oh well"

>baseball
>remove the bats
>remove the balls
>remove the bases
>just fucking end it

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>>75902949

Remove niggers from every sport.
They can keep basketball, it's not really a sport anyhow.

>>75900898
>Remove the goalie
No way, why would you remove awesome saves?
>Make goals outside the penalty box worth 2 points
So you would recompense lucky shots or teams that have no way to brake a defense so try outside shots over teams that enter the area dribbling and passing making great plays?
>Managers should be allowed to duke it out but only if the loser leaves the pitch
sorry, I don´t understand what this means
>No more than 3 non nationals per club team
I am ok with this but european teams would freak out

Just have the World Cup and important CL games end in sudden death, not a fucking shoot out. That's brutal

>>75903103
>sudden death
Tried it and it was shit.

>>75903044
he meant the teams head coaches can fight and the winner of the fight would determine the outcome of the game.

like medieval honor combat.

UFC
in the 5th round fighters should be blindfolded given baseball bats

>>75903136
thanks for the explanation

>>75901045
>Allow fights against fans


fucking this

>>75903119
they tried it in an extremely gay way. and the game would still end in a shootout if tied.

I'm talking keep everything the same until the 120th minute. From then on next goal wins or everyone dies on their feet

bring back sudden death and remove a player every 5 minutes until someone scores, or decrease pitch to half size and make it 7v7

>>75903184
In the 70's a Flyers fan hit Blues coach Al Arbour in the head with a full beer can and the Blues players went up in the crowd and starting fucking people up. Bobby Plager snapped someones wrist with a slash. A lot of the Blues players got arrested after the game and we still get fucked over by the refs when we play in Philly to this day.

I need to tell this story more on here, fuck. It's like my best sports story.

>>75903232
haha damn that sounds fucking awesome

>>75903232


how is this story not more well known? holy shit

>>75903187
the sudden death or golden goal consisted in whoever scored in the extra time won the game. If they reached the 120min you had the penalty shoot out because players usually get wasted and can not perform in an acceptable level.
>>75903195
if you decrease the pitch and reduce the number of players you are playing another kind of football game (football 7, football 5, futsal, etc.). Kind of like rugby and rugby 7

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Soccer
remove penalties, add shootouts

>>75903308
we already try that (here was called shot goal) and some variation of card (a blue for 5 minutes off the pitch)...we get further proof that our local players sucked.

>>75903294
i know i'd rather see the game end because one team is more tired than on a glorified practice drill/exhibition stunt. That has it's place but in the regular season and even less important championships, but not the biggest one. Everything should come into play even if it finally comes down to which team has the most athleticism and endurance.

multiball
remove offsides
stop the clock when the ball is out
draft picks
salary cap
cheerleaders

>>75903760
Removing offside would make the sport completely different, for the worse

Remove the ball

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>>75902949

>>75900898
>soccer
>establish committee that reviews dives and hands out match bans and fines for players found to have conned the ref
>three match ban for first infraction, five match ban for second, seven for third, etc.
>if player's team scored as a result of the dive, they forfeit whatever points they earned for that match

>>75903263
It is well known i think boston even did it

>>75904007
https://youtu.be/WQjp06C3-y4

>F1
>remove spoilers

>>75903760
>cheerleaders

Yea its called fans.

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>>75900898
OK. but this one is legit for soccer: add a wall so the ball doesn't go over the line and pause the game every 5 seconds.

>>75903153
RIP Referee

>>75903971
Why are Americans so obsessed with "diving"? It doesn't happen that often 2bh

Instead of penalty shoot-outs, soccer should resolve draws with a kissing competition. Two players from each team starts kissing each other and the performance is reviewed by a reputable local homosexual.

>>75903760
>draft picks
>salary cap

fuck off commie

>>75903153
hahahahahha something that made me laugh on /sp/ after a long time

>>75904107
Good post

Off yourself, leaf

>>75902949
burst out a kek at this

>>75902949
pretty good suggestion tbdesu

Football
no exta time
penaltis shot by all 10 players
penalties in game have to be shot by the one that recieved the foull
5 changes

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>>75900898
>Remove soccer

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>>75902949

>/sp/
>remove American Sports

>remove offside
>encourage glorious hoofball

>>75906349
Finally the brits can play football the way it's supposed to be played

>>75900898
>football
>remove shoes

I wanna see those feets

>>75905789
If a player touch the ball with his hand in his surface, who shot should shot the penalty ?

>>75912456
The same player who touched the ball with the hand against his own goallie, obviously.

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>>75902949
Holy shit

>>75912509
And if he miss he receive a 6 month ban

>Baseball
>Make it so you have to actually be an athlete to compete at the top level

>NFL
>See baseball

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>>75900898
>soccer
>you are only allowed to touch the ball with your feet (not head, not chest, not back, not ass, not shoulders and ofc- not arms!)

>NFL
>introduce hooliganism

>>75902697
>No more than 3 non nationals per club team
Implementing this is literally illegal.

>>75904186
>every 5 seconds.
confirmed for never watching

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>>75912626
>hooligans wearing an armour to fight so they don't get harmed

>football
>time travel back to 1892
>make sure Everton pay their rent

>soccer
>top 3 teams must give the 3 newly promoted teams the right to take any one player from them

>>75900898
>refs use the fucking cameras
>diving is instant red card

>5 second rule for timeouts and GK kick-offs
>no passing the ball back to your own half
>strict, rigid zero complaint policy
>excessive fines to floppers
>for overtimes, bring back the golden goal, both teams play with 5 players instead of 10
>5 fouls and a player is tossed out

>>75900898
>2017
>playing with one ball

>>75900898
>/sp/
>Remove Canadians

>>75912806
>timeouts

*outs

>>75902949
hahahaha

>nfl
>have everyone naked instead

cycling:
>Accept doping.
>5 riders per race max, no more 9 or 8.
>Half of grand tour stages need to be max. 150km.
>2nd Class-Tier teams (pro continental) get a 3 or 5 minute lead in classics.
>2nd or 3rd stage in grand tour need to be big mountain finish. But only once in every 4 or 5 grand tours.
>Life-long ban if you do a "Cavendish" during sprinting.
>Each WT-team has to recruit 3 neo-profs each year
>Max of 21 riders on each team.

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>>75902949

>baseball
allow one or two prayers to take PEDs
>football
Allow linemen to use karate

>>75913867
>no earpieces
>no watt or bpm meters

>>75904356

it does

>handegg

Remove commercial breaks.

>>75902949
>Reddit-american tier reply
>all these replies

/sp/ is truly dead

>>75914186
But then no one would watch the Super Bowl

>>75914245
I've seen it before, it's a new form of bait

merge all forms of football/soccer/rugby/etc back into one sport called football combining rules from each

merge baseball and cricket

>Handegg
>Remove all the ads

>>75914245
>muh boreball

>>75915995
See >>75914186
Typical dumbcunt leaf

>sawker
>quit playing it

fixed

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>nascar
>stop

theres no fixing it

>>75912456
The last one that kicked the ball

>>75902949
Kek

>>75900898
>soccer
>home team is allowed to place two land mines anywhere on the field, but visiting team is allowed to pick which side of the field they defend

>>75902697
RIP european leagues

Make a separate olympics where every athlete can take as many performance enhancing drugs as they can

>>75906264
where is her bellybutton

>>75900920
Nice selfie

>>75903760
Apart from stopping the clock your ideas are dreadful.

>apehoop
>no timeout

>>75906264
That's not even a sexy pic, if that's what you were going for

>>75912806
First 4 are legit great suggestions that would improve the game without fucking with the tradition

>football
>no fouls
>ball is a bowling ball

>any sports
>accept doping

They all take all kind of shit anyway. Why make differences and say so this substance is allowed and this one isn't

>>75900898

>baseball

allow tackling

>>75913867
cycling
>accept doping
yes
>5 rider max
no
>half of GT Stages max 150km
ok i guess
>2nd class tier meme teams get advantage
no u fucking commie
>2nd stage in every GT must be mountain finish
yes pls
>lifelong ban for shit that just happens
no
>each WT-team has to recruit 3 neo profs each year
communist piece of shit
>max of 21 riders on each team
why do we need a maximum anyway


also

>worldwide available coverage for all races but with good commentary
>stop giving WC's to meme countries like Qatar
>instead organize some WT races in Africa
>better organised motards
>better camerawork for every spanish race ever
>accept bribing during the race is part of life in cycling
>accept that all past grand champions were doped
>accept that all current grand champions are doped too in one way or another

>>75903308
this would actually be really good

>>75912630

Explain...

>Boxing
Make fights 13 rounds again. Not a big fan of draws/ties in fights.

remove the north americans

>>75903308
that's fucking stupid.

>soccer
make it 5 a side.

>>75929798
thats futsal. they're in the process of setting up a professional league soon.

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>>75903818

>NASCAR
>Turn right

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>golf
>opponents are allowed to shoot ball with rifle while it's on the air

>>75902949
Fucking ELITE post

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>>75902949
FUCKING KEK

>Baseball
>games are 3 innings long with 9 outs each.
>pitcher has to bat on both leagues

Every sport league ever
>players must live in city/state/village for at least 3 years before representing team.

I think soccer would be better if goalkeepers were required to smoke 5 fat as fuck cones pre game and at half time

>>75900898
>F1
>allow use of active suspension
>allow use of traction control
>allow use of ABS
>allow use of launch control
>allow use of ground effects
>allow use of active aerodynamics
>allow use of use of more than 4 wheels
>deregulate engine materials.
>deregulate engine configuration except for displacement

>>75912630
>Implementing this is literally illegal.

In Finland it is reality in basketball and main reason why Finland has become lot better in apehoop in last decade. Of course it isn't in official league rules, but if a team gets more than allowed foreign players they would be fucked side ways for next seasons schedule. Shit like no matches for two weeks and play every day for one week.

>>75928652
>Explain...

EU, it is hampering free movement of labor and discrimination against citizens of other EU countries.

>>75929415
>Make fights 13 rounds again. Not a big fan of draws/ties in fights.

Why not make until one guy drops or gives up. Who cares if it 20 rounds or more.

>>75905254
thanks chap

>>75903020
Imagine the next olympic medal count

>>75929415
>Boxing
Make fights unlimited rounds again.

>>75903294
Youre a faggot please stop posting

>NFL
remove Rodger Goddell, Tom Brady, and Robert Kraft

>MLB
Cut season to 100 games
Speed up time between pitches

>NBA
Lower the salary cap
limit teams to only 2 all stars per team
give coaches more power

>NHL
I don't see anything wrong with it.

>NASCAR
it's fine leave it be.

>MLS
should be outlawed in america

>Boxing
don't rig fights.

>>75902949
I think the hue is right.

>>75931462
>doesn't see anything wrong with the NHL
get rid of that stupid trapezoid the goalies have to stay in while controlling the puck behind their net

>>75913867
cycling
>every stage must be a mountain stage
t. nairo

>>75902949

overrated post

>>75900898
>/sp/
>remove americans

Soccer
>diving is a ten game ban
>video review
>stop clock
>golden goal
>shot clock
>raise the 6 feet off the ground

MLB
>ban the dh
>allow pine tar
>remove rain delays

NFL
>remove roughing the passer
>move the kickoff back to the 20
>reseed divisions by actual location
>allow CBs to hand check
>pro bowl is replaced by 7 on 7 two hand touch. Winner gets home field for super bowl

NBA
>lower salary cap
>ban resting players
>shorter regular season
>only 8 teams make playoffs
>make divisions relevant
>All star game only played by retired players

>>75931589
Pls respond

>>75931715
Soccer: agree except shot clock is stupidity.
Nba: lower salary cap? That's so dumb... It's too low in the first place which is why LeBron gets less money than max players from last year... Same cost but vastly different talent

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>>75903778
>>75904141
>>75904662
>>75918483
The reason why this website is so shit is that you people are completely unable to detect irony

>>75931589
>diving is a 10 game ban
>Italians banned for consecutive world cups
Bueno

>>75931764
it's hard to detect irony since so many people with your flag make these kinds of suggestions unironically and then argue for them for hours

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>>75931782
>it's hard to
It's not. You're painfully stupid
>with your flag
Oh and that other reason this website is shit is redditballing

>>75931798
hey don't blame me bro. Like I said these are far from the dumbest suggestions I've seen promoted here. The "it's just a super dedicated ebin troll, not an angry idiot" excuse doesn't fly

>>75931811
Pretending. You don't know what this word means. 4chan is just full of idiots now

>>75931914
>I was only pretending

yeah so was I thanks for the reply

>tennis
>remove serbians

>>75912630
It's totally unworkable, but not illegal. Rugby has had similar rules in place for ages.

>>75904583
personally I think away goals should be replaced with Competitive Cuckolding

>>75902697
>futbol
Stopped reading here.

Saying Futbol is even worse than soccer because i am not a fucking mejicanito.

>>75904583
Fucking yankee asskisser saying soccer desu kys famalam

>Football
Remove the foot

>football

Remove Goodell