UFC 211 Thread #8

first for JJ

second for Andrade

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heeminder

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>coral springs

took you long enough

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>>75900652
RAISE CTE AWARENESS

JJ time

Fuck Skub.

WAR JJ

First for Virginia

>>75900652
JJ will get cracked. She has a weak chin.

I've made up my mind that I would totally destroy JJ in the sheets.

This song is dope

Rip Joanna, you were a great champion but today's your day and all good things come to an end.

this fight won't be competitive

Fight of the night about to happen.

Gallons of blood are going to be spilled.

Spicyness guaranteed.

>>75900678
>Tensnake

Do people really pay tens of dollars to wait in excess of 20 minutes between fights

I took a shit and showered and the fight still isn't on

gambare Joanna

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Give her your energy
\o/

STIPE
T
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P
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I just won 60 pounds, would have been 100 if not for Eddie

As much as I like JJ, I kinda want Andrade to win desu

JJ is going to clown Andrade hard
Andrade will retire due to embarrassment

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It's a vegan burger that tastes like meat!

>"Wymin"

Go hue dyke monkey

Masvidal got robbed

>m-m-muh control

Masvidal came closer to submitting Maia than Maia to him at any time. Jorge too real for the fake news media who universally scored it against him

https://www.strawpoll.me/12960813
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In 4 Andrade Round 2 TKO

It's gonna be an absolute mauling

>>75900712
you'll never be white

>>mma drama

wut

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>>75900716

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>>75900697
got you my man

I hope Joanna wreck this lesbian bitch.

>>75900720
\o/

JOANNA GOT THIS

>>75900677
Pianabro, still in this!!!

Fuck Maia and Edgar

can we just get to the only type of fight that matters in combat sport (hw)

JJ by TKO in the second

>>75900718
I persona)it rake a break during the female.fjgjts

Love JJ's ponytail.

>>75900724
i think youre going to be surprised

>>75900722
eddie dicked me too, he was going to win that

>Injustice synergy with my /heem/

Who /co/ here?

>>75900730
Oh look it's another CASUAL RETARD.

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>>75900727
>>75900727

>>75900718
yes

you're supposed to have a party. socialize with your buddies. drink and shit. dumb fuck lmao

>>75900730

t. casual

>>75900708
Thanks Ausbro

>>75900738

Dana still trying to be Vince McMahon

5'1"" womanlet? no thx

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>>75900721
he will tap again to strikes 2nite

Joanna loses tonight. I can feel it. I've felt it about other big fights too.

>>75900708
thank you webm maker

one request rd 3 somehow Maia and Mas got into a crucifix against the cage could you make a webm of the scramble on how the winded up there

Whether my kids go to college is dependent on the outcome of this bout.

Andrade a CUTE!

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>>75900703
try. you would try.

Who to drunk to pay attention to the fights

Andrade is kind of cute for a bulldyke

>>75900720
I'm scared

\o/

if digits 5 round war

>masvidal loses another split decision

lmao all that tough guy talk and then gets manhandled for 3 rounds

>>75900730
If you're going to argue Masvidal won, you have to go with the fact he dominated the stand up. He didn't come even close to submitting Maia.

WAR JJ SHE WINNING
2 SKILLED

i just want joanna to beat the fuck out of her. these close fights are boring. fucking clinching and shit just fuck her up and end it.

>>75900730
t. I know nothing about submissions

Does the mouthguard say "cramp"?

>>75900765
>on 4chan while at a party
you're even an bigger loser

NECK YOURSELF NOW

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>>75900791
she looks like a little Vitor

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>>75900777
nice digits

>Joanna "Champ" mouthguard swipe webm when?

Andrade has nice facial structure but she like da pussy

HOLD ME

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>>75900672

>JJ

time to be a traitor

>>75900814
Thats a real fight fan right there lad

FUCK ANDRADE

GOOD SHOT

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JOANNA IS GOING THE FUCK TO SLEEP

bra71l gonna get btfo

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>>75900777
nice trips

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Based Maia working the marks.

>brazilian """"women"""

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HERE

WE

GO

this fight gonna be gud

ANDRADE IS OFFICIALLY /OUR GIRL/

Andrade going beast mode early

Andrade is going to be gassed by the end of this round

Uh oh the goblin is fucked

>>75900824
This is pathetic. Dykes are pathetic.

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>joanna looks scared

hinchcliffe is shitting his pants right now

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!!!!!!!

Stream please

>SHE'S A BULLDOG

holy fuck tossing her around like nothing

>she's a little bulld...og

TFW Joe almost made this entire card worthwhile.

USADA please

Female wanderlei?

Joanna got game

>>75900846
she has pretty hair in an environment filled with bull dyke haircuts

>>75900863
9b435eae2c922d45cfa38c85c8f94c524593948b

cuck ahahahahah (you)

COME ON JESSICA COME ON JESSICA COME ON JESSICA COME ON JESSICA COME ON JESSICA COME ON JESSICA COME ON JESSICA COME ON JESSICA COME ON JESSICA COME ON JESSICA COME ON JESSICA COME ON JESSICA COME ON JESSICA COME ON JESSICA COME ON JESSICA COME ON JESSICA COME ON JESSICA COME ON JESSICA COME ON JESSICA COME ON JESSICA COME ON JESSICA COME ON JESSICA COME ON JESSICA COME ON JESSICA COME ON JESSICA COME ON JESSICA COME ON JESSICA COME ON JESSICA COME ON JESSICA COME ON JESSICA COME ON JESSICA COME ON JESSICA COME ON JESSICA COME ON JESSICA COME ON JESSICA COME ON JESSICA COME ON JESSICA COME ON JESSICA COME ON JESSICA COME ON JESSICA COME ON JESSICA COME ON JESSICA COME ON JESSICA COME ON JESSICA COME ON JESSICA COME ON JESSICA COME ON JESSICA COME ON JESSICA COME ON JESSICA COME ON JESSICA COME ON JESSICA COME ON JESSICA COME ON JESSICA COME ON JESSICA

>>75900838
nobody loves you

my head hurts

>>75900849
That's going to work to her disadvantage. She's going to has and JJ will take over

Andrade is gonna gas senpai

*yawn*

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>>75900851
you've never seen jessica fight have you?

>>75900870
REEEEEE
i need a piss test

A N D R A D E
N
D
R
A
D
E

JJ GETTING FUCKED HAHAHAHA

finally the meme is over

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Never
Forget

andrade gonna lungebrawl one too many times and get heemed by an elbow

>>75900814
you really think i'd throw a party for this shit card?

i'm giving you the logic behind people who would pay for this. only reason you'd pay for this is to watch it on an actual television.

Stream?

>>75900891
wait for round 3 joanna you fag

JJ is in some serious shit yo

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dat heematoma

>>75900891
>getting fucked
Not even close senpai.

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>>75900881
YOUR MUM LOVES ME CONSIDERING I'M SANDBLASTING HER, HOMIE LOL

>such a little bulldog

>>75900902

reddit

>>75900902
not into google are you?

>>75900896

JJ doesn't have the capacity to heem her desu

>>75900891
you're kidding right? this is a 10-9 jj

SHEEM HEEMATOMY

10-9 JJ

Andrade is gassed calling second round

>>75900887
I've never seen her muscle multiple takedown attempts in a round

10-9 JJ

10-9 Lineker

10-9 Andraž

A fucking suplex

>>75900922
>not Sheema Hemmatoma

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>all these juiced up female fighters turn out to be lesbian
really makes you think

>>75900806
"manhandled"

SPICY

>get hit in the face
>smile about it

I love both these girls tbf

>people unironically enjoy this

Why not have a midget division? It can't be worse than this.

Andrade looks like Justin Bieber out there

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Andrade might gas if she doesn't finish this fast.

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>>75900677
still in it, fuck jotko

>That HEEMatoma

WEW

JJ 10-9

She swells so easily. Is that the same place as the KK fight?

She's also technically way better than Jessica. It's almost like DJ/Reis lel

Striking goblin looks SHOOK

unfortunately 10-9 JJ

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>comfy commentary

Hogan and DC are the best.

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10-9 Andrade

the two takedowns stole the round

Andrade can't keep this up for 20 more minutes.

This shit gonna end up looking like Dillashaw/Lineker 2

Round 1 to Andrade for takedowns and damage but this is JJ's fight. Andrade gave up a lot of energy.

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>>75900938
>>75900922

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>>75900879
thank anon

>>75900934
lmao

If JJ makes it out of the second she'll coast

>>75900946

>Why not have a midget division?

What is Flyweight?

that elbow just broke adrade

JJ looks distressed in the corner...

dam! dat knot doe

>>75900946
we already do and it is worse

God damn that midget is strong

They are feeding that bitch horse pills or something

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>>75900893

Anyone else catch the cheeky eye gouge by Joanna after the first takedown? She did that a lot in the first Gadelha fight.

bit worried for joanna

what are you kunts talking about, that was 10-9 JJ

>>75900946
>Why not have a midget division?
they have one

>>75900946
Kek, I would pay for this shit.

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All these years of striking are really fucking up JJs face

>>75900914
No one here is your friend loser

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>>75900929
so you've never seen her fight

>>75900941

Gadhella and Andrade are both Brazilian trannies

>>75900941

is Joanna a lesbian?

Andrade gonna gas and wither under Joanna's pressure

>>75900941
>give someone test and they crave pusy

its almost like biology influences sexual selection wtf

>>75900981
based aussie

>joanna already turning into a disgusting freakazoid

cant wait to see her at the end

does usada not go to brazil?

Who even won that round famalam? I guess Joanna cause of her pitter patter condit leg kicks.

RATE THIS EVENT SO FAR

MAIN CARD AND PRELIM

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Andrade working for that 10% discount

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>>75900946
>Why not have a midget division?

>>75900946
we have a midget division and people started to call its champ the GOAT. FFS.

It's ogre monkey dykes btfo

>Andrade gonna gas

How to find a casual

>>75901007
card was shit until now
prelim was great

>>75900995
doubt it, she a hardcore christian

Should be checking those low kicks. They're coming in slow as fuck.

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>Joanna is regretting the fuck out of that muffin in this moment
IM FUCKING LAFFIN

>>75901007
8, if eddie got dq'ed 10

>>75900985
I wonder if those hematomas show up so easy because of years of face trauma

>>75900943
Joanna Violence is prime waifu
trust me, my dad works at Onnit™

tfw you realise WSW is one of the top 5 divisions

Andrade trying to win on octagon control alone

>>75900993
this

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>wmma

HEEM'D FUCK

>wmma

am i the only one who really, really hates this "Joanna Champion" meme they are forcing

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>>75900995
She has a normal female figure unlike all these test pumped Hues

i am bored as fuck

>>75901035
yeah, just you

andrade gassed? she is 100% fucking up in this round

This fight is what people thought Woodley vs. Thompson was gonna be like but Woodley is the WW GOAT

>>75901021
She's winning this fight so far. She got clipped once and had two takedowns that led to nothing

>>75900652
why is she trying to stand with Joanna this isnt going to go anywhere for her

>>75901038
you are monkey as fuck

>these back to back spin kicks

fuckin hell

literally TJ vs Lineker

would be cool to see JJ smack Thiccenzies titties around at 125lbs

>>75901053
not cool bro

fucking lol, this is terrible

Why does the UFC still force WMMA? They should have let it die with Ronda.

PLEASE do a women's only PPV so everyone can see that no one gives a fuck about WMMA.

People paid money to watch 100 lb "women" fight

Cool sport phaggots

>>75901048
It's going to be even after this round. Only a retard would think Joanna won round 1 with fucking leg kicks.

>>75901055
That's a damn good way to put it.

>>75901055
well that answers who wins this

>>75901062
This fight is better than the rest of the main card so far

>>75901037
>Thay stomach lump

Juice monkeys not even once

>>75901062
I enjoy these fights.

ZZZzzz

OH SHIT

THAT WAS CLOSE FOR BOTH

Someone please finish this. No WMMA should ever go 5 rounds

19-19

Lesbo gassin

I missed the other fights. How were they?

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20-18 Jessica

joanna champion

Headkicked from hell and automatically took her down

What the fuck lmao

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this fight is kinda boring fml

>>75901055
JJ would outclass TJ in a straight boxing match

I can't remember a women's fight where someone got heem'd in the ufc, besides the Holm/rousey fight

20-18 JJ

>>75901062

#imwithher

Say it with me

Madam champion

damn that hematoma went down quick

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What do you guys think of my Mother's Day card?

1/2

How tall is JJ again? 5'8?

Wow Joanna is such a violent woman lol xD

Tim Sylvia tier

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>you know remember Skelly vs. Knight

Is there anyone out there who unironically enjoys this?

>>75901055
>>75901055

TJ was mixing in striking with takedowns though.

Jambalaya is basically just jabbing and Mini Brazilian Lesbo is running in getting tagged all night.

This is unironically a good fight

Anyone who says other wise is likely a misogynistic retard who voted for trump

>>75901087
20-18 jj

easy

>>75901097
nah, the other way

uh, pretty decent fight you jerks

That round was a legit masterclass by JJ

Way too technically superior. She uses her range expertly. It's amazing.

Andrade really isn't going to go out is she

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>people thought this was the best card of the year

Round 2 for JJ. She's so damn cerebral. She's Floyd-y sometimes. Great footwork, crazy good accuracy.

>>75901075
>flailing around like retarded children is better than based Maia humping Masvidal

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>people thought she'd lose this fight after the Grandma encounter

JJ is the best in her division, she'll retire champ.

This is literally more exciting than the last 4 fights

>>75900960
>>75901055

you British cunt, copied my comparison

>>75901062
Go watch your WWE

Could jj beat Floyd mayweather?

gonna need webems of that kick, you know which one

>>75901007
Main card 3/5 so far
Prelims were 5/5

just like ww2 the pole only runs away

19-19
almost a 10-8 round though in the 2nd

>>75901116
What card was better?

GO WHITE CHAMPION!!!!!!

>>75901103

jessica is a gnome

JJ gets in your face so fast but then wants to play keep away cuz she can't scrap

>>75901040

shut up, fat bitch.

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>>75901102
i can see your windows key

>>75901085
20-18
Getting pieced up. This is the last round for andrade to do try and knock her out before she starts running on fumes

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>5 rounds of woman fight

wew andrade is on roids famalams

This fight is nothing like TJ vs. Lineker

>>75901055
Andrade is definitely Linekeresque in the heaviness of her hands.

She's getting outskilled though.

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MEATY ROUND 2 ENDING

20-18 JJ

Pretty clear how this fight is going to to go. Andrade pressuring but Joanna using superior footwork to get away and pick her apart.

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>>75901102
2/2

>>75901107
I'm only enjoying this because no cocaine baggie

Is Joanna the strawweight to have actual technical striking? Nunes and Valentina are probably the only 2 in BW as well.

>>75901102
go on...

andrade's got pokies from getting beat up by a superior women

>>75901144
(obviously)

>>75901097
>thinking Joanna won round 1

Get real, Pawel

>>75901136
all of them

>>75901086
Great

desu i love that the white man and the italians jewed the jews and sold them a lemon

why are jews so bad at acquisitions?

JJ is goat woman fighter

UFC should be promoting JJ rather than that loudmouth Amerifat who couldn't strike or take a punch for shit.

20-18 Joanna

>>75901144
yeah I bet she gets popped for it in the post fight test

>>75901103
5'6 lad

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>>75901102
i bought the same one

>>75901155
10/10 bro, she'll def fuck you.

>>75901107
No man, just no

>ohhohhhhh~

joes gay right

>>75901169
Could you be more specific?

>>75901164
Try harder

>>75901168
What a high bar

>>75901187
yes weed makes u gay

>>75901107
not at all

based UFC giving us an intermission

>>75901140
hues about to go 1-2

>>75901183

you mother fucker

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>>75901107
nope

Good fight famalam

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>>75901134

20-18

>>75900756
Eddie is great, all heart. I hate how everyone hates him.

I dont understand what makes him have such a weak chin, is it just genetics? It really is unlucky.

>>75900777
Watch the replay he never tapped

All the mandrama losers are getting testy especially after that Maia fight.

Why are people bitching about this fight so much? WMMA usually sucks ass, but these bitches are throwing down. More entertaining than a good portion of the fight.

yo if you mute the fight you can see how shit it is instead of being shilled to that youre witnessing something good

why wont joanna let her bang?

>>75901169
Bisping isn't american though

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>>75901194
She'd beat Mighty Manlet

>>75901107
Yes I am

I thought dallas was full of rednecks, why isnt this shitshow being booed to oblivion

JOANNA IS THE GOAT FEMALE

>>75901187
go look up what he used to look like in the 90s

>>75901215
they're just memeing, everyone knows JJ is the only wmma fight worth watching

>>75901215
women intimidate and trigger them no matter the circumstance

>gf is half polish/half british from england
>as ugly as joanna too

i HATE this!

>>75901205
DON'T YOU EVER TALK ABOUT MY MOTHER!

>>75901215
/r9k/ triggered by women existing

>>75901095
Not even close JJ is trash in comparison, she is getting hit by this retarded midget swinging wildly

SPinning shit! Need webm

How spicy will the main be?

>>75901155

Why that blank space?

>>75901228
Fort Worth is where the rednecks are. Dallas is full of spics and niggers

joanna fights super weaksauce

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is it true that the heavyweight champion is the baddest man on the planet?

surely a super heavy weight could beat the heavyweight champ?

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>>75901215
the casual is strong

just imagine if joana was 6/10 looks

dana would make her a billionaire

>>75901107
Yes. Joanna's striking is better than most of the guys and she adapts in every fight.

>>75901216
dude seriously

>>75901238
She is British that's where she gets the ugly genes

>>75901238
why are you dating an ugly girl, is she your practice gf?

This is like Jouban vs. Perry

I love how JJ holds her arm out to check length. Keeping her 95% safe

manlets BTFO again

Wow Joanna must have a great cardio kickboxing gym

"technical" is a code word for throws weak shots that do no damage

Where's the Joanna mouthpiece webm.?
>>75901249
kek

Round 3 to JJ just making Andrade pay the price every time Andrade wants to come closer. It's awesome. Larry Holmes shit.

30-27 JJ

the bump on her forehead tho

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>>75901249
too bad she looks like this