NRL

First for going to win in SC

>>75898330
>pooster is half assed and pixelated

Seems appropriate.

Pooberra and Pooramatta will win

Real multig*d hours

Where's the livestream lads

>>75900783
www.foxtel.com.au

>>75900783
https://livestream-f.akamaihd.net/i/3161248_7103169_lsi1yix0dcvepz6up36_1@305699/index_2320_av-p.m3u8?sd=10&dw=14400&rebase=on&hdntl=exp=1494820057~acl=%2fi%2f3161248_7103169_lsi1yix0dcvepz6up36_1%40305699%2f*~data=hdntl~hmac=0c4d6b9741d2b3142b4c84cfa99d6c9fc4ed6678ba1a3de6d902a97d708005ee

>gay rugby shit

dead sport, dead general. can't say I'm surprised

Turbo out for the season.

Imagine getting btfo so hard that you wait until the new thread is made to make yet another desperate face saving post.

knights to win it for the first australians lads

Slowings pretty much memes himself into Origin with all these injuries

>Convening an entire committee to see how they can take tries off the Knights

>>75900911
Link?

Can't fucking take that one off us.

Who /GOATcastle/ here?

Almost a ridiculous meme of a kick there

>poocastle get a try early then concede 40 points

Where have I seen this show before?

>poopeers

>>75901119
Newcastle Knights show is more repetitive than House Hunters

Best young winger in the league

>>75901119
And thus, the show begins once again.

Feeney is horrifically poor
How many games does he have to crash and burn before he stops getting played

>>75901190
Almost considered betting on nathan ross as first try scorer because of how many times i've seen this fucking show

also

>commentator on the radio
>"the newcastle knights are EXPOSED"

Fuck which one of you was this?

>Croker threw a pass

I didn't fucking realise that he knew how.

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/ourguy/

Gonna lose to a shitter due to based Sam Stone getting dropped.

Brown is literally clueless. How are pooasslel cucks not calling for him to be sacked?

Everytime I look up Raiders gets a penalty out of their half.

>>75901219
It looked shit though.

>>75901231
Part of the reason the Knights are fucked is because of coach merry-go-round.

Why the fuck are raiders taking the 2?

Based respectful Sticky

>>75901277
Wrong.

They are fucked because they stick with garbage clueless coaches for too long, like Bennett.

DEAD thread
DEAD poomunity
DEAD sport

>>75901295
gassed

Sione still got some pace even with the extra size

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Are Raiders just putting on a funny show here?

When are Origin teams named?

>>75901386
Even if the Raiders are playing 4D chess it's way more interesting than 'Knights get BTFO by 40 again'

>>75901375
It's almost like he used to be a winger or something

Ross ded via camera

>>75901514
ross dead via getting impaled on a fence

>>75901386
they want another high scoring game

Ken Peeo

Why is Rapana such a grub?

>>75901527
They're going to get it. Surely Raiders score here.

N. Ross on NSW Origin watch

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Just made a sandwich without bread.

>Dump Hodkinshit to reserves
>Oh no we have no kicking game

????

Just sent a pic of my dick to WalkBro.

>Quick Jakey pretend you've been McKinnoned, we need a rest

>>75901713
good idea

Just Alex McKinnoned some faggot.

>>75901873
fucking kek

Jesus what happened to Canberra? I think it's time for a based coal train callup

Why are the Trbojevics white but Cotric is black?

Is he a turk?

>>75902069
High time Austin gets a sacking tbqf

inb4 Knights do nothing with every chance they get

is there a name for Austin's haircut? penis head?

>>75902109
Cotric is white
>>75901226

FUCK OFF BUNKER

>Fitzgibbon ded earlier
>Ref finishes Canberra set with Knights down a man
>Rapana ded
>Ref stops play immediately

???

YES
POOPANA BTFO

>"the knight are ahead 10-8, we've got some quality football here bobcat!"

Ah yes, I remember when the Raiders had an awesome 6 point lead on the Titans last week for a simply epic win.

Wait a minute...

>>75902389
Raiders didn't play titans last week, retard.

Knights are noticeably missing Mullo
It's like nobody else has been taught to kick in play

Just got home from mothers day shopping lads, whats the score hows the game?

>>75902510
What did you get me?

>>75902510
10-8 knights way. Gayders have been a pisstake

>>75902558
Hi mum, I got wine, choccys and some braclet thingy
>>75902586
Thanks matey

>>75902605
What kind of wine?

>>75902389
I meant NCK obviously.

So why are raiders the third favourite to take the title on all the major bookies?

>>75902663
Merlot

>>75902680
They've got the best young winger in the league

>>75902698
Based Thiaday

>>75902680
Do you not know how NCK play their games or something man? I've seen this fucking show so many times.

>>75902680
Bookies don't watch sport, they simply have narratives delivered direct from Channel Nine's Wide World of Sports HQ and base odds around them.

Lads hot tip

Kalgoorlie Race 7 #11 Raczynski

Get on it before it firms and remember to gamble responsibly

Sean is fat lmao

Josh Starling is the worst starting prop I have ever seen regularly play first grade football. Daniel Wagon is a close second.

Brown may not get mentioned for coach of the year, but with the players he has to work with reckon he's doing a sublime job.... The Knights are playing the best footy I've seen from a side sitting on the bottom of the ladder in a long time...

Ricky Stewart having a fucking coronary

>>75902766
Brian Norrie, Ben Lowe, Jaiman Lowe, Jason Clark and Dave Tyrell are all pretty bad too.

Remember when people talked up Blake Austin for Origin?

>>75902742
Nah I walk

>>75902781
Literally all of those are premiership winners

>>75902737
Jumped on. Hope you're right m8.

How many tackles is Cotric gonna break desu

>wooden spooners

>>75902830
>Newcastle Knights

All of them

The coon knights jersey is pretty aesthetic lads with the abo flag colours.

>>75902868
Designed by future Souths immortal Dane Gagai

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Did someone died?

>>75902914
Nathan Browns credibility

Rapana ded again

>goes for a palm off
>hurts arm

Was taking a shit, is Rapana out?
>>75902960

>>75902991
just look down between the legs

>>75902991
I think he's still on, babby just hurt himself

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>bet on raiders to cover a -6.5 line

Australians are fucking crazy assholes

Took the two when my team had the advantage and it's coming back to bite me lads

>knights missing half their team
>knights concede like 40 points a game
>raiders
>premiership contenders "supposedly"
>going to lose to the fucking knights

>>75903024
What does the -6.5 line bet mean. I've never used this bet because I don't know what it means.

Poo-pee-ers

>Knights not BUNKERED.com

fucking twilight zone shit

Canberra was a mistake

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>>75903024
>Threw on a garbage bet after clearing out my betting account yesterday

>Sione showing leadership
>Lamb figuring out how to kick

Hodkinshit unironically too shit to break into 2017 Newcastle Knights first grade

>>75903092
It means raiders have to win by more than 6.5 (so 7) if you bet on +6.5 for example it means your team can win OR lose by up to 6.5, which is the bet option for the underdog

- for favorite

+ for underdog

Premiership “““““contenders””””” who have been exposed

>Poothers
>Pooberra
>Pooboys

Ropana is so fucking shit

How will the Knights lose this one lads? We all know they will, obviously.

Knights vs Poothers next week lads, they could get themselves off the bottom

Knights v Raiders is always a fucking meme
Highest game ever was 102 points, Knights 70 Raiders 32

refball

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TYBJ

ELITE COCONUT CUTOUT

>Junior Paulo has been shitting it up all year
>Meanwhile Paul Vaughn has been elite to the point he's being talked up for Origin

KEK

Forward as fuck howler in there
Refs are literally ruining the game

le weekend of forward passes

Fill in the gap:

BEST YOUNG ___ IN THE LEAGUE

>>75903040
American are fucking lazy cuckolds

>>75903315
boipussy

>Head on camera angle
>Blocker says it's hard to see if the ball went forward

Fucking retard

Raiders confirmed dumb.

WINRAR

LITERALLY FUCKING CRYING LADS

RIP punters

WE ARE BACK BABY

WALKCUNT ON FUCKING POOICIDE WATCH

knights looks so happy

TYBJ
TYBGOATcastle

BAN Ropana

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JOEY WILLS IT

kek commentator

>"you look at the scoreboard and you think, How has this happened?"

Yeah, I'm with you chief.

>>75901318
Dead right.

Didn't read the 138 posts before this

>Knights by 14

Literally nobody would have bet on that shit

>>75903424
I did

>>75903424
I'm sure some autistic punter is shitting his pants because he just turned $100 into $5k

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Who do the All Saints support in NRL and why is it the Melbourne Storm?

>Newcastle SMASH premiership contenders Canberra Raiders

Newcastle on premiership watch

Based Newy have ALREADY improved from last year

Newcastle are not a good NRL team, in fact they are a bad team.

Why doesn't that fag shave his pubestasche

>>75903478
Virgin

>his side hasn't already equaled their record from last season

kek, you cunts should just give up now

>>75903499
HE DIDN'T DENY IT

https://livestream-f.akamaihd.net/i/3161248_7103167_lsizw10u27molnkphc5_1@408237/index_2320_av-p.m3u8?sd=10&dw=14400&rebase=on&hdntl=exp=1494826396~acl=%2fi%2f3161248_7103167_lsizw10u27molnkphc5_1%40408237%2f*~data=hdntl~hmac=4ecc6a0ad3659e709056252f6e8e0572dab4f36feab63ce432c696d5552f4354

You may only respond to this post if your team is in the top 8 and has NOT lost to the knights or titans

>>75903523
responding anyway fuck you

I got my ice addicted prozzy a mothers day gift even though she doesn't want to talk to me anymore. I just keep staring at it crying lads.

>>75903514
>The '''''''''''''''event'''''''''''''' has not started

DIdnt realise empty stadiums were events lads

I'm having an event in my bedroom right now

breathed in too much bleach while cleaning the bathroom lads

>Fox sports are STILL calling Latrell Mitchell being dropped for a month a “rest”

KEK

Can't they just admit he's a flop and just move on? This damage controll is just sad

>>75903586
when are we gonna find out what he did in his personal life to get dropped?

Just got handed a weird stick by some old lady with a severe tan lads

>virtue signalling week

kek

KEK

Just handed some manlet a stick that crushed whiteys skull back in the day lads.

75903523
:(

Are eels the team with the most literally whos these days

told michael jennings he was a good player lads lol he said thanks think he believed me

>Latrell Mitchell celebrating like he just won a grand final

KEK

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>joeys a fag
kek

>Latrell removing the ball from the stadium so he can go nick it later

>taking the poo

lol autists firing up at a cunt for burning his NZ jersey

HOW DARE YOU
YOURE NOT A REAL FAN

why are losers so offended about how other people live their lives?

>>75903770
Everything NZ should be burned tbqh

My mums in the thread lads, say something nice to her. I wanted her to meet my friends.

>when you've got the ball and remember you put a bet on the other team

>>75903840
i wanna face fuck you for mothers day

Cant find me car keys lads can any of yous help me look for them?

Based fucking Browny

>>75903859
She said it wouldn't be the first time. My mum's hilarious

Reminder that rabbling rabs is on contract for another 5 years

>>75903870
They'll be in the last place you look

>>75903870
They're in the car.

GOATcastle finally going to turn it around, going undefeated for the rest of the season

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>>75903907

>>75903924
They'll never beat the broncgods

>poopeematta

Based schoolmate GutherGOD

What the fuck was that kick

Had a rain drop fall on my head and had to take a hia lads

Just cummed out the window, wonder if I hit someone lads.

Average sydney woman right there

just wanked off on some idiot who was wanking out his window and he had to go get a HIA test afterwards lads cause i cum heavy

Just saw some guy get bukkaked right on the side of the road

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Just saw some gook using one finger to jerk off on someone's head lads.

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>"That'll be $249 per seat goyim. Remember, the NRL is stronger than its ever been."

>>75904071
It really is 250 bucks? No wonder the seats are empty. Fucking greedy cunts.

WE WANT 50

>>75904082
No it's only like $50, cheap as

>>75904099
Nah it's $25, cheap like your mum.

>>75904110
You're not including the pie and coke

>>75904099
Its $60 plus food and drink and petrol/bus/train

Why dont Sydney cunts who have no disposable income just spend $150-200 on footy a week? I don't get it!

POOMUNITY
O-D
O---E
M------A
U---------D
N
I
T
Y

>>75904148
+ parking if petrol

>>75904148
In NQLD you only need the petrol.

>>75904082
kys walkie

>>75904158
No its me shaun

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>tfw tipped Parra

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>>75904165
Shaun?

>>75904170
Why would you do something so stupid

Still seething about the Warriors lads

>>75904177
Yeah it's me, going for a job though bbs

I'm a virgin and have never kissed a girl lads

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60 + food/drink

http://www.anzstadium.com.au/membership/restaurants-bars/stadium-cafe/

http://www.anzstadium.com.au/media/241245/MenuTemplate_StadiumCafe_Sample.pdf

so thats $160ish for food and tickets
Casual parking is $5 an hour or a maximum of $25 per day

So let's call it $180 to goto the footy for an average family

btw thats without drinks

Lets call it $200 to goto the footy for an average family with food parking and drinks

>Mr, Greenburg in charge of pricing consumers out of the market

>>75904210
Looks like garlic bread for dinner kids

Sick of these dodgy builders not building houses for honest hardworking iraqis lads

>>75904210
JUST SPEND $1000 A WEEK ON FOOTY YOU DUMB FUCKS

NRL HAS NEVER BEEN MORE SUCCESSFUL

I FUCKING DONT CARE IF ITS A RESULT OF THE TEMPORARY BOOST FROM IMMORAL GAMBLING ADVERTISNG THAT IVE INTRODUCED AND HOW NRL LITERALLY GETS A SHARE OF GAMBLING PROFITS ON NRL GAMES FOR SOME FUCKED UP REASON THAT SURELY IS A CONFLICT OF INTEREST

>>75904264
http://www.baka.com.au/rugby-league/sport-codes-and-their-affiliated-betting-partners-20130521-2jz4n.html

>The NRL is the only major code without an official betting sponsor. It still gets 7.5 per cent of all profits made by its affiliated betting partners on NRL matches.

>7.5 per cent of all profits made by its affiliated betting partners on NRL matches.

>7.5 per cent of all profits made on NRL matches.


YEAH NOTHING FUCKED UP ABOUT THAT

>>75904209
Virgin

>>75904303
Ah, so that's why NCK won by +13

So many people would have had raiders in a multi kek

>>75903134
Fuck yeah lad

>to win games you need to do good things and not do bad things
Another amazing insight from gus

I'm the qt brunette in the hoodie

Going to bed lads

>when you lose on NRL betting but its ok because 8% goes to pay for empty stadiums

feels trickle down economics lads

>guerra will be picked for origin again

>>75904148
Greenberg this the NRL demographic aren't dirt poor bogans on centrelink

Thanks Rabs, I forgot my wife died

>>75904493
$200 a week is $1000 a month

Even middle class families won't spend that.

They priced out the majority of consumers (low/middle class) when their entire market is low/middle class.

So now going to the footy is a once every few months thing for most of their market

Genius

Tricked my husband into thinking I died lads

>Jennings is bad

kek

Old fag here, I remember going to St George games at Kograh in the late 90's, if you got there during the reserve grade games you could basically walk in for free

>>75904210

>eating at the footy
>not hitting up maccas pre game and having a large qtr pounder meal no onion, choccy thickshake instead of a coke and 10pk of nuggets instead

>>75904569
>kids get hungry at convenient times

>>75904569
>no onion
Uppercut yourself

>>75904577
>having kids
>not living the childless life with your homosexual life partner
It's 2017.

Fucking hate those dodgy towies lads

Bald Fergushit is elite

Just lost 92% to sportsbet and donated 8% to NRL lads

>all those asian eastern suburbs supporters

There's still 10 minutes of this game to go

Heard Rabs tell that fucking tennis story at least once before

>>75904545
>5 weeks in a month
This is the intelligence of the average nrl fan

WE WANT 50

Imagine being that idiot who selected suli instead of based Moga in his 17, and this decision literally cost him victory in sc

I wonder if ice addicted prozzie gf guy killed himself lads

Would have been no try if it was broncos scoring

inb4 missed kick and the 50 is ruined

>>75904568
Fuck off boomer. You're making living unaffordable. Even in Kograh

Useless cunt

Only thing that could've saved this boring shit game was 50 and Gordon ruined it

>can't even reach 50 points
Poosters on spoon watch

See you guys next week

You know, cause we can't keep a general running

>>75904785
We just need to make more comments to compensate for the lack of people

>he thinks keeping a fucking GENERAL """""""""""alive""""""""""" when there are no games on is a good thing
Fucking sad cunt.

Remember when everyone was NOT a newcunt, and despised disgusting reddit tier generals that literally KILLED /sp/, and only had game threads when there was actually a fucking game on?

No, of course you don't remember because you are a newcunt casual piece of shit fresh off the boat from reddit and facebook.

@75904814
as a fellow oldfag I agree with this

>>75904814
>I'm a 4chan veteran goys
>p-please respect me

Embarrassing

>>75904814
Virgin

No.75904814
No.75904840

Based Matt

I am the virgin general

>>75904814
31 Unique ID's

>BATTLING NRL club Wests Tigers have been hit with another off-field distraction after star halfback Luke Brooks was arrested following a late night brawl.

kek

>all the newcunt redditors SQUIRMING while defending cancerous generals
How sad.

Pooramatta getting btfo just put the Basedogs back in the 8

This """community""" will ALWAYS be nothing but a collection of shadows created by the puppets (ie. YOU) that I make dance for my own amusement

Now that has been said, dance for me clowns

Just got home from having dinner with my mum lads. Saw lots of guys out with their mums. Good blokes. Hope you did something with you mum today lads.

Reasons to not want a consistent general:

>>75908968
It'd be full of Australians

>all the newcunt redditors SQUIRMING while defending cancerous generals
How sad.

I sent her an email wishing her happy mothers day.

>>75899908
THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF THIS POSTER

>>75909473
You wanna be full of this australian, babe

Gonna make a general tomorrow lads

>>75909698
Ice addict prostitute general?

An Australasian just propositioned me for gay sex. Another reason for your dead general not to exist.

Stop making these threads

i have a really nice girly ass but i am not gay. i am thinking about becoming gay though.

thoughts?

>>75909828
You're Australian, you're gay already with your gay shit country not even worth noting.

Roosters on premiership watch

@75909873
this is how people are going to reply to you from now on. No more (You)'s for (You).

Roosters on premiership watch

Does this guy not know that it's 2017 and not accepting gay sex is NOT okay.

>>75909992
This. There's literally nothing wrong with being a faggot

>>75909915
I still consider this as a direct reply

>>75909915
>this is Australian "banter"
>>75909992
We have freedom here unlike your "country"

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>he's still here desperately trying to save face

>>75910126
You are still thinking about yesterday morning when I BTFO you, just sad buddy.

>>75910076
>doesn't know the difference between banter and plain old shitposting

Americans everybody

>>75910328
>you're still desperately trying to save face

>>75910346
I don't know what you're talking about

>>75910363
I don't even know why I'm here. Is this it? Is this Australians. This isn't a super bowl thats for sure. Maybe I should leave you to your thriving thread. Afl likes me.

>>75910623
I don't know what you're talking about

>>75910623
it's midnight on a monday, how thriving do you expect this thread to be?

I feel bad for bullying australians and nrl guys. I was only playing around but they all of a sudden got serious.

>>75911238
You're not funny or fun to talk to that's all it is

If only walkgod was here. He'd bring peace to everyone's hearts.

>>75911270
I've heard of his legend. I too wish he was here. I mean I said I felt bad and >>75911252 replied with an insult. I don't get it. You're becoming like us everyday. Just embrace becoming America and we will be bffs.

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>he's STILL in full damage control mode after being irrecoverably and irreparably btfo yesterday

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>>75910623
>>75911238
>>75911291
>it's an American desperately seeking approval from Australians episode

>>75911317
Literally 3 yous for me

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@75911421
No (You)'s for you!

>it's an Australians all gang up on the brave smart strong free American yet still can't defeat him episode

http://www.sMh.com.au/rugby-league/doping-joke-on-nrls-official-website-20170514-gw4cus.html