>>75894821
https://streamable.com/eycc
Could he have been a basketball player too?
>>75894965
GOAT
O
A
T
The mics are picking up this douchebag in the Tigers Angels game and it's really annoying
>>75894959
What do they call it when you get triple losses in a row?
tigers vs angels btw
>>75895332
>>75895332
>>75895332
>>75895332
>>75895332
>>75894965
how can one man be so perfect?
stay sleep /mlb/
>ZzZzzZzZZzZzZZZZzzzZzZZZzzZz
Jays!
over/under the marlins will have 90 losses
who is worse team marlins, mest, or barves
ALL HAIL THE GOD EMPEROR'S TEAM
>>75895703
oh yeah and phillies
>>75895703
braves have hope for the future
mets can at least hope that maybe one of these next couple years they'll get lucky on the injury front
marlins have ?
>>75895760
>this was supposed to be a contending year for the marlins
>>75895799
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mj2kzi8FROA
that was a fucking walk
Your updated playoff picture.
Phillies are going to get their lead back tonight! I FEEL IT!
>another marlins 1-2-3 ninth inning
men ichiro has not been hitting this year
>>75896538
Ichiro is older than fuck, just let him die in peace.
>>75896538
>.182 BA
the sun sets on the samurai
>>75896576
>>75896638
I legit thought he'd retired
>dat terrible strikezone
see ump wanted to go home
>>75896573
wew
>>75896698
Fucking imbecile
>>75896698
He's coming off the bench at this point
>>75896698
...you thought he died?
>tfw kinda forgot about ichiro
>tfw looking at his stats now
>8 hits total
please senpai
not like this
>People freaking out about Ichiro this early on
Fucking chill. Sometimes it takes awhile for the younger prospects to get back into the swing of things. All the scouts say he's going to be good
>>75896107
Rockies are back to earth. Giants are not making a WC
>>75896934
even if that was funny, it wouldn't be
>>75896943
Where do you see Giants anywhere in that picture?
>>75896976
Please don't watch out sport
>>75897016
The bike.
>>75897019
did you take your meds yet? lol
Which one of you faggots still think the Cubs won't get out of this slump? I want you to stand up. Put on a fucking trip so I can filter your retarded ass. Do you seriously think the world champs won't fucking snap out of it? Fuck off. All of you.
youre welcome yaks
>another 1 run game
:^)
>>75897019
>"our sport"
>invented by canadians
how does it feel that america and the stankees got cucked out of babe's first professional dinger because he hit it in toronto on a shitty artificial island reserved for the elderly and people too cheap for wonderland?
>>75897308
>invented by Canadians
Ah yes, I love the baseball where we play with 5 bases, and fielded one hoppers are automatic outs. Thank you so much for modern day baseball, Canada.
>>75895799
To be fair their ace did die and aces don't exactly grow on trees
Relocate the Phillies to New Mexico. Fuck this shit team.
WTF I LOVE JD Martinez now
HOW ARE THE TWINS IN THE LEAD IN THE AL CENTRAL.
>>75897964
answer me fuckers
>Mest
>Gsellmeme
>Marlels
>Barfs
>Boreball
>Living
If you can't give me your team's all time lineup using only players who aren't and won't get into the hall of fame then you're a filthy casual
Goddamn I love Yolmer
Daily reminder that the Detroit Tigers traded Eugenio Suarez for Alfredo Simon
>>75898079
Why are you laughing? You just got walked off by fucking Brooce Hooper.
I remember syrup sandwiches and crime allowances.
Derek Jeter > Babe Ruth
>>75898211
Damn rly I didn't know. Thanks for enlightening me.
Shit's comical now with this team. Go Union.
>>75898034
>comedy central
there's your answer
>>75898277
So I was takin' a walk the other day, and I seen a woman—a blind woman—pacin' up and down the sidewalk.
>Detoilet
>>75898288
once the finest division in baseball...
damn shame.
MARINYAS!
I can't believe Albert Pujols is still playing.
>>75898597
Would you believe he has 4 more years after this year left on his contract where he'll be getting paid an average of $28.5 million per year?
>Anglels
>>75898692
I can't believe he could possibly play into his 40s. Hell I was 4 when he was drafted and I'm 22 now. He's been in the league for forever it seems.
>>75898597
>yfw you realize he has not 1, not 2, not even 3 but FOUR fucking years left on his contract
Just stopping by to say hi and
GO Marlins.
SOILED IT AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!
>>75898597
>>75898811
>>75898587
mariiiiNYAS~!
>>75898811
>>75898940
Lmao contract the Phillies. Go Dodgers.
>>75898597
>>75899166
He's a year younger than my dad. Holy shit lol.
Webm of Arenado flipping his shit over getting a hit taken away by Turner... Too funny. This the shit he's been doing for his career to everyone who lol.
Love the passion
why do ball parks allow dogs in them? fucking disgusting
>>75899224
you can't fool me ahmed take off the vpn
>>75898890
wtf was that!! fooled by a down the dick pitch!!
>>75899224
"people" who dont like dogs should be arrested desu
>>75899224
>>75899518
Doggs are desu
the rockies meme is finally over
>>75899166
he was born in 1980 per wikipedia, which has to be true because if he was born in 1966 he would be 4 years younger than my mom and she's well into her fifties I think, and there's no way he's fucking 50 playing in the majors and someone thought it would be a good idea to sign him to play for 4 more years
sorry but that certificate is
F A K E
A
K
E
N E W S
E
W
S
GOD DAMN IT THE >RIGS WON AGAIN THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>>75899801
Any birth certificate that says he was born in 1980 or later is about a legit as Obama's.
You come home and find your girl with her ankles behind her ears, semen dripping from her mouth into her nose and eyes, Alex Wood is about to drop his 4th nut of the day in honor of his 4th win - how exact do you respond?
>A)."Thank you so much Alex Wood"
>B)."Please do my mom for mother's day 2017 Alex Wood"
>C.)Kill yourself
ATTENTION COMEDY CENTRAL FANS
>your team
>your team's biggest rival in the division
>>75899914
>D.) "For a guy called Wood I thought you'd have more of it."
>>75899958
>royals
>hitting the ball
>>75899914
A) because I have no gf but alex was kind enough to buy me one
Serious question: Why does the AL West even exist?
Rangers are in second place
>>75896573
wat
>>75900161
>jays and rags have coinciding redemption arcs
>>75899998
would have been perfect if you got the 9s
>>75900154
I love the ALW desu senpai
>>75899958
White Sox
Twins obviously
>>75900248
fuck me
>>75899999
...
>>75900317
>white girls "asses"
1stros tbqh
>>75896107
Incredible
>>75900526
are you actually going to make me say it?
>w
...
do i need to?
reminder that teams from texas are getting blown the fuck out three times tomorrow
>>75900526
you beat us there South America
Who do you dislike the most on this team?
is this BTS guy really gonna win 5.6 mil?
hes close
>>75897053
https://www.diamondback.com/mountain-bikes
>>75897818
Kindly delete this post
>>75900844
Nah, some guy last year got to like 48 games and then lost.
>>75900930
HE LITERALLY JUST HIT ANOTHER ONE IN THE 9TH
>>75900930
this guys at 51
he could do it in 3 days
JD was worth keeping on the DL slot for a month
>>75894821
I wanted to watch the Astros play today but game postponement.
Glad MMP has that retractable roof.
>>75900974
I hope he does, tbH
Furthest I got was like 18 last year
>>75900957
>3 seasons with Houston, -1.1 WAR
>released
>becomes ELITE with the tiglets
It hurts, man
>>75901056
That's happened to quite a number of ex Astros players desu but hey I'm content with our current team right now.
>White Sox first basemen Jose Abreu scores from first via 3 consecutive wild pitches
What the fuck? Anyone have a webm?
>>75889617
get swept :)
>>75901078
Me too, but think about the pitching >we could've traded for using guys like Martinez, Zobrist, etc.
Coulda gone 162-0 this year
>>75901148
Too true.
All we need is one more AP to be golden.
Never thought I'd say this ,but pls come back Clay
>>75901080
Not included in webm: The reason Abreu is on first is because of an error
>>75901253
>Mike "guaranteed 4-run 1st" Fiers isn't an ace
Get out of my sight
>>75901323
Truly this is the wonder of abstract art.
Tigers finally have a closer
>>75901323
Unreal
>>75901367
just like when soria and krod locked down their first saves. feels good for about 5 weeks
>>75901397
But he is younger than those guys by almost a decade
>>75901323
And here's the aforementioned error
>>75901473
>>75901323
>duds
When JD gets the farm at the trade deadline >>>
Also Justin Wilson is ELITE
>>75901323
what are those uniforms
>>75901596
Mother's Day.
>>75901596
breast awareness
>>75901647
i think we're all very aware of tits
which MLB team will be the first to grow titties? haha
>>75901596
did you not watch baseball today/yesterday?
>>75901327
Hahahaha
I remember that shutout from the other season. Must have been dumb luck.
F I L T H Y
>>75902660
And then we lost. And lost the next game. And the one after that.
>>75902660
I like wade miley and wish he were on my team wherever he is now solely because I've only seen him throw like 4 pitches and all of them had movement like that
>>75901454
true. don't get me wrong, i loved the move, glad they didn't keep fucking around and made the change
MARINERS!
WHERE'S
>>75901323
The power of the down arrow
>>75903450
MY WALK OFF BOMB!!
>>75903755
51s will win a world series before the rags
Goddammit, Orange Ducks losing games they should be winning. Shit. Well, at least we still have the smuggest logo in all of professional sports.
>>75903303
>Being swept by the Blue Jays
>Yaks
>>75903570
ironically enough, he did hit a walkoff bomb yesterday
>>75898692
Id like to remind people that the Angels are still paying Josh Hamilton like 20 million or so to sit at home as well.
bryce harper's swing is disgusting
like it actually makes me physically ill
>17 games today edition
>>75905030
b-but espn told me it was the best swing in the game!
How far will the >yaks drop in the power rankings this week?
LOS ASTROS DE HOUSTON
>>75908189
based brazilbro
>>75903303
My The Show 17 character got drafted by the mariners. I'm going to make it my mission in life to get them to the World Series and then deliberately lose it
>>75910305
My 16 guy won the world series with them in the first year of the save and the M's followed it up with a 60 win season despite me putting up historic numbers
>>75905030
I, for one, welcome our new Bruce Hooper Overlord.
Hail Bruce.
Royy
>>75909571
Ready for that Sunday match up
Derek Jeter and Cal Ripkin Jr are the two most over rated players of the last 100 years.
>>75903303
MARI-MARI!
>>75911504
>playing Astros v Mariners with friend in MLB the show 2017
>every time the player wins he gets to play Astros for the next match
>astros get swept cause we keep beating each other as the Mariners by 1-2 runs
This happened last night, lol. Might need to find a better rule set since at this rate we will have 100L season.
>>75911717
The Astros play the Mariners 100 times this season?
Also, I see no problems hnyah
Injuns
Why does God hate Florida sports so much?
>>75912017
Because the state's full of megachurches practising bad christianity
>>75911884
AND THE SKIPPER PAYS A VISIT TO THE MOUND
>>75912098
THAT'S VERY THOUGHTFUL OF HIM!
>Greg Gibson, The home plate umpire
>Motioning to both sides
Who was in the wrong here?
>Arolids Chapman placed on DL with Left Rotator Cuff inflammation
>That makes Betances the closer
SON OF A BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
The Nats have a day/night doubleheader to make up Friday night's rainout.
>mfw I don't have to watch ESPN slurp on Jeter's cock for 4 1/2 hours.
Let's fucking go Yankees. Send these uppity houston negros home
>>75912238
He's motioning to both players, you baka
>>75912325
>Oh no we're down to only one elite bullpen arm!
>>75912011
Based Indians Hue
>>75912325
If Betances get some saves he could win arbitration next year
>>75912483
>betances
>saves
>ever
>>75911493
How dare you disre2pect Jeter. Are you fucking aware it's Derek Jeter day? Neck yourself, faggot.
>>75912773
over rated.
Will the Cubs fall under .500 with a loss to the first place Cardinals this afternoon?
>>75912819
Delete this
>>75912441
>He's never experienced a Dellin Betances """""save"""""
You're in for a wild ride, my friend
Please take a personal moment to laugh at the Mets
>>75913003
Does it end up with the Yankees winning?
>If yes
stop whining
>If No
We have an entire bullpen filled with Dellin Betances then
>>75913007
elbow/bone spurs/Tommy John/shoulder/hamstring
elbow/arm fatigue
elbow/shoulder/bone spurs
elbow/Tommy John/forearm soreness/ulnar nerve
knee
shoulder/labrum tear
elbow tenderness/partially torn UCL
finger blister/fingernail/dead arm/biceps/lat tear
arm fatigue/strained flexor tendon
cinco de mayo hangover
>tfw no old/fat
>>75904225
not yet brazil
>spins Autistically
>tfw double header today
Gonna get some chipotle and watch baseball, lads
>>75894965
>Curry with the shot
>>75913593
The umpire really is the best part of this.
> Bro, what the fuck, are you 10?
>>75913593
>W-What did I do wrong, master Kershaw?
what a cucked umpire
>>75912325
at least we have the royals and rays to play for two weeks
Yankees coming to town, EZ wins gonna get back to .500 ez
Shoebox babbys can't play in a real ballpark
ezez
>>75914202
Fuck you.
>>75914202
You do know that a Shoebox ballbark has an absurdly long left field or right field line, right? Baker Bowl is shoebox. Crosley field is Shoebox
>AND JUDGE CRUSHES ONE ALL THE WAY OUTTA HERE! 318 feet dead center, 83 mph exit velocity this boy is a monster!
>>75914253
Shoebox is a box for shoes dumpass, they're real small
>>75914202
I'll be there faggot, rooting against your gay team
>>75914281
and if you put a baseball diamond in there, you're either getting Polo grounds, or Griffith stadium
>>75914298
You put shoes in them dummy
>>75914291
Your not even raised royal
>>75914314
And then you can't play baseball in one. No matter which way you go, you have the world's worst analogy
>>75914333
That's not what YOUR MOM said
>>75914291
>Paper ticket
>>75914366
I enjoy physical book copies as well
>>75913595
Cop or nah?
Losedians about to lose 4 in a row for the first time since July 2015
>>75914291
I just reported your tix as stolen. Have fun in the holding cell. I'm sure you'll make 'friends' quickly.
>>75914594
>flat brimmed
no
Mariners and Blue Jays
>>75914599
>>75914599
>>75914599
>>75913595
I do like that there's an alternative to ESPNs Jeter cockgobbling tonight
>>75913593
He's just practicing for his Kaizo speed run, no bully
>>75914623
>tix
you're the one that needs to go to a holding cell
>>75914610
what the fuck is this! how does francona have a job
I hope we have a TSUU moment with zjeters plack
>>75914694
How does Trevor Bauer have a job
>>75914678
It's on ESPN too?
Thank god it's not exclusive. I usually mute the TV in that case and try my best to sync up the radio audio.
>>75914678
FP Santangelo>ESPN
>>75914678
>I do like that there's an alternative to ESPNs Jeter cockgobbling tonight
lol you sound so mad
It's going to be comfy.
>>75914694
It's called a contract.
https://youtu.be/DNO6G4ApJQY
I hope i can watch a Cardinals game without Brett Cecil giving up a run today
>>75914694
>Perez, Roberto C
Found your problem
>>75914694
idk he's not even good. he rides on a meme reputation like Joe Maddon
>>75914291
>tfw i have 8 unused tickets to George Brett's last home game
oh shit Michael Martinez dfa'd BASED hated that nigger
>>75914956
>nigger
Spotted the Bostonian
>>75914808
Hey! Don't bully Perez
>>75914694
Wait, what? Why the hell is Kipnis leading off today? That makes all kinds of no sense.
>>75914808
Blame Bauer; Perez is basically his personal catcher.
>>75914989
spotted the guy who didn't have one of the worst hitters statistically in major league history come up to the plate and make the last out in game 7 of the world series
It's >our year, Baby.
>>75914993
What's the point of having a good arm if you can't bat for shit?
>>75915025
>personal catcher
I hate this meme
>>75915048
Generally speaking, the back up catcher always plays on Sunday, regardless of who's pitching.
>day game after a night game
>>75915033
Doesn't mean you have to call him that word
>>75913020
>a save where the closer has little to no trouble closing out he game
>A save where Betances throw 30+ pitches to load the bases, without recording an out, so Girardi has to go to the bullpen and use several different relievers based off match-ups to get the final 3 outs in high leverage situations where any mistake can lose the game
>These are both equal because they result in a win
That's some flawed logic
>>75914694
Accidentally made it a bit early but Red Sox vs Rays game thread
>>75915363
>>75915363
>>75915363
Already bored of Deryak Jeter day desu
>>75899224
To quote Bill Murray:
I trust dogs that don't like people.
I don't trust people that don't like dogs.
>>75915450
and I don't trust faggot cubs fans. dogs are dirty and are for people that are emotionally needy. whatever
>>75915500
was K-9 Military Police
now K-9 PD Trainer
>needy
You're just a fucking criminal.
Derek Jeter is a faggot and sucks cock. He's way over rated. If he had played in Milwaukee, nobody would give a fuck about him. The only reason he gets attention is because New Yorkers can't stop jerking each other off. There. I said it. Now what are you gonna do?
nats phils
>>75915612
>>75915620
Didn't he bang a geriatric Madonna too?
>>75914678
>Kaizo speed run
>spinjump with no forward movement on top of unbreakable block
better be using it for timing purposes only on a scroller level or waiting for a platform m8
>>75915678
Probably.
>Madonna
Ewwwwwwwwwwww.
>>75912332
>mvq
>>75915620
Ah yes, the "people only liked him because he played in New York, not because he was actually good" fallacy. Big names like Jacoby Ellsbury, Randy Johnson, Ivan Rodriguez, Carl Pavano, Brian McCann, Kevin Youkilis, and so on were absolutely loved by Yankee fans based off their name recognition despite under performing, right?
>>75915500
>mentions the cubs out of nowhere
Obsessed much DG?
>>75915828
Yankee fans absolutely love Mike Lowell
>>75915828
>slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp
>>75915848
Bill Murray is famously a cusb fan. Try and keep up.
>>75915867
>can't refute the argument so he resorts to homosexual onomatopoeia
>>75915867
Really made me think
>>75915947
>slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp
>>75894821
i get joey woppo in my fantasy league every year and people laugh and call him a meme guy who walks too much
by may i get 50 joey woppo trade offers and laugh these guys all the way up my sleeves
Is Judge a confirmed bust now?
Will Cashman try to trick the whos for Quintana?
>>75916127
i wouldn't even know how to handle being a mariners fan anon
>>75916152
lot of screaming followed by black outs
What match should I watch?
>>75916152
Seattle has a very high suicide rate.
>>75916234
>match
>>75916234
>match
Please don't watch our semen slurping sport
>>75916253
>>75916262
What game should I watch?
H A R P E R
>>75916262
I tried watching Boston
Why do they have some ugly wall in the middle of their pitch?
>>75916152
you just have to be happy anon!
and lie to yourself
and drink
>>75916333
kek
You can watch the Nats rape the Phillies.
>>75916127
You're going to get swept by the Jays aren't you
(meanwhile we getting swept by Royals as neither them nor Toronto want Seth Beer anymore, it seems)
mest broors
>>75916379
>>75916379
>>75916127
>>75916152
>Mariners battle injuries, but Cano near return
>2nd baseman dealing with right quad strain while 5 Seattle starting pitchers on DL
mlb.com headline today, theres also haniger and several bullpen arms on the dl
its gone past anger and frustration to just being funny at this point
The Yankees Mother's Day uniforms are atrocious
>>75916376
>>75916465
>>75914599
>>75914599
>>75914599
WARNING
It's a Sean edition ;_;
>>75916503
delete mothers day uniforms and you are correct
>>75916527
>>75916465
>>75916369
>>75916127
this anon the other day said it perfectly
injury to the SP 3 innings into his mlb career
>>75916584
I'll always remember him
>>75916584
nevermind, he made a few starts in atlanta
first start with seattle though
>>75916542
Fuck you
>Derek Jeter day
>Stands are fucking empty
>>75916792
The Yankees fans can't find the stadium. They were all Mets fans two weeks ago.
>>75916792
most new yorkers were probably planning on being mets fans this year
now their confused
>MASN stream down
>have to listen to Royals announcers
...why are they trying to do a Hawk impression
>>75916905
You mean ironically making fun of him or are they being massive homers?
What's your favorite current player not on >your team?
Mine's Ichiro.
Anybody have that pic of him in the sailor moon shirt?
>>75916954
They're massive homers "Go on chris strike em out"
Luckily I found a working non-royals stream right after
stupid indians using up their run allotment for the week
DeGrom getting lit up already.
>mest
>pearce ded
witness the fall of a legend
cubs cards
>>75917226
>>75917226
>>75917226
>>75917010
Goldschmidt
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1sKrBnWhCRE
ok lads here it is
OAK Athletics @ TEX Rangers - rangers to win
DET Tigers @ LA Angels - dets to win
200 on each
how fucked am i
Lets be honest here. They should retire #2 League wide
>>75917410
I'd give you alright odds, but it certainly isn't a cinch
>>75917410
>rags`
seek professional help for your addiction
>>75917532
Been winning all week can finally buy my mum that boob job she wanted
Christ Davis just murdered a ball
>bryce harper hits a home run
>fp santangelo: "you can't make this stuff up"
you LITERALLY CANNOT make up the fact that an elite home run hitter hit a home run against the lillies on an average sunday in may in year where every player in the league is on pace for 20+ home runs
>>75917689
>THIS JUST IN BRYCE HARPER HIT AN RBI SINGLE IN THE BOTTOM OF THE FIRST TO TIE IT AGAINST THE MEST THIS IS HISTORY IN THE MAKING FOLKS
>>75917689
Play-by-play guy for the Nats is the fucking worst
>>75917752
>And Bryce Harper takes Ball 1. Wow, what a player. I haven't seen anything like that since Ken Griffey Jr, maybe Mickey Mantle! He just knows how to play the game like a winner.
>>75917792
excuse me, meant color guy
>2 Years ago it was a terrible idea to sign one of the game's best players to a 300 million dollar contract
>Now it's looking like those same teams are lining up to sign 4 of the games best players at 500 million or more
>>75917851
Stanton was never as good as harper or trout
whoever signs machado for 400 will regret it
>>75917149
Fun while it lasted
>>75917689
I just watched the video. It's because they talking about a little girl and her sign for Harper to hit a home run to her right before he hit it.
So basically you are a fucking moron.
>>75898273
>Derek Jeter > lou gherig
Why did he stop taking pilates?
>>75918654
He's a free agent after this year
Where does he end up lads?
>>75918729
Jints
>>75918729
At this rate, Japan.
>>75918813
>>75918813
>>75918813
>>75918813
Rockies and those dodgers
>>75914678
>tfw my friend actually speedran kaizo
CIN Reds vs SF Giants #4
4:05 PM ET | 1:05 PM PT
>>75919019
>>75919019
>>75919019
>>75919159
Tigers
>>75919159
Angels
>>75919159
>>75919159
>>75919159
>>75919159
tigers at angels
how can a team be this comfy and unhateable?
>>75915828
You're annoying as fuck TY. Drop your trip. Nothing you have ever said has been of value, you're not insightful, much less funny. Just stop.
>>75916154
Texas Yankees is having another autistic episode if anyone is interested
>>75916154
>>75919486
>interested in a trip
no thanks
>the shitty of baltipoor
>>75919355
the fanbase is literally yankees mid west with a lot more druggies
the complete opposite of america
>>75919597
It's tied now, keep up
Gasman goes to shit after 70 pitches and he takes 3 innings to hit 70 pitches
>>75919486
Is he falsglagging as DG then replying to himself as TY to prove his trip fag superiority again?
>>75919597
But faggraphs told me this was the year gasman was going to become the ace he was destined to be, just like in 2016, 2015 and 2014!
>>75919355
You're playing the broken Cubs.
>>75918654
Completely past his prime and now mediocre? HES COMIN HOME
>>75919754
Gausman is physically ugly which means he can't be good. Only attractive pitchers have sucess. Gausman is not only ugly but has no chin.
According to Ben Davis, Derek Jeter was the first Baseball player to ever jump
>>75919486
>says the Astros will regress based off players past stats
>"haha no u!!1!"
It's fucking nothing. Why are you so obsessed with tripfags anyway?
>>75919845
Tell me which players on the 2015 world series champions the Kansas City Royals who were good, in 2015, looked good.
>>75919890
Trip back on, TxYaks
>>75919845
>only attractive pitchers have success
>>75919982
lmao ok. Based off your random obsession with him, I'd say it's more likely that you're him trying to fish for attention. Either way it's fucking pathetic
>>75919895
What does being attractive have to do with winning the world series? A world series is a collective accomplishment or 40 players. The best team in baseball usually doesn't win. This isn't basketball. More than that, the KCR had a mediocre rotation with the best bullpen in baseball, which was instrumental for their sucess in both 2014 and 2015 campaigns. Fucking idiot.
>>75919845
Yeah big unit was a total sex machine
>>75920114
and their good bullpen was comprised of ugly men.
>>75919073
>>75915704
>Tfw the OG Kaizo LP is 10 years old
>>75920042
Dumbshit is actually not ugly.
>>75920133
Randy was also not ugly, he looks like an average school teacher, very inoffensive face. Gausman is just not nice to look at. He's very, very ugly. He's has genes which are damaging to the gene pool. Lanky without build, no beck, no chin, oddly shaped cranium.
>>75920269
MOVE
FASTER
POKEY
What should the gap be between Batting Average and OBP for a "good" player?
>>75920494
50 points
Quintana is getting hammered and Weaver is being shutdown.
What world is this?
Windians
>haven't lost more than 3 games in a row since 2015
>>75920494
http://www.fangraphs.com/library/offense/obp/
windians!
>>75920589
It's art.
>tfw the Astros didn't trade for him
Dodged a big bullet there.
>>75918654
Manfred was only willing to overlook the Pilates for one season, if they drop below .500 he's going to finally reveal the test results
>>75918178
>doing damage control for fp
>>75920610
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>>75920610
>they protected her smile
:)
DAVIDROBERTSON
NATEJONES
TOMMY KAHNLE
ANTHONY SWARZAK
ZACH PUTNAM
ALL ON SALE
>walgreens bullpen
The 30-for-30 on the Chicago Cubs doping scandal supplied and aided by commissioner Rob Manfred is going to be litty.
>>75920610
LOVE YOU.
>>75920610
I still don't know why I picked up Santiago, or why I thought the T's would sweep
>>75920921
This. Don't worry Injuns you're getting your ring back.
>walgreens
>>75921039
Because Cleveland isn't good. Vastly overrated team. Their "ace" is bumgarner tier. Very shit for 10 starts, very good for 10, mediocre for another 10, the final season averages out to an above average pitcher but far from outstanding. It's an illusion. Their bullpen will fall back to earth soon. In the east they wouldn't make the playoffs.
>>75920876
>no more Quintana
>>75919486
Holy shit you're a faggot reddit is probably more to your liking.
BROOMS OUT LADS
>>75921339
SWEEP THAT WEST COAST SHIT THE FUCK OUTTA HERE
>>75921239
Laughing at you right now
>>75921154
>>75920914
>>75920773
Stop this right now they'll win if you do this.
LMAO WALGREENS BLOWS THE GAME TO THE PHILLIES
>>75920589
3 runs in 7 is far from getting hammered
anyway he's pretty much fine, the only thing that's kind of been an issue is walks, needs to get those down. A few of the home runs he's given up have been with a couple men on base thanks to this.
Other than that all his other stats look good, not like he's getting hit harder than usual or his velocity is down, strikeouts are fine
If no one wants to trade for him, and it doesn't seem like anyone is willing to give up what he's worth, I am more than ok with keeping him, he'll be around for years anyway and he'll be a really good guy to have.
the bullpen is elite right now and need be sold asap, should be able to get a few top 100 prospects out of them
>>75921477
nice damage control faggot
AARON ALTHERR DID IT AGAIN
PHILLIES WIN
PHILLIES WIN
BAH GAWD THE PHILLIES WIN
>>75921631
ok
now
>>75921239
>>75921393
>>75921339
>suddenly jasy fans out of nowhere
>>75921783
lifelong since may 2017
>>75921239
Mad at the injuns?
HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>NL East/AL West bullpens
>sugarcubes
>>75922126
>Machado beats the shift
>Tyler Saladino pops out on a bunt to first baseman. Todd Frazier scores on a fielders choice.
MORE ART
>>75922625
webm where?
/ourguy/?
WTF just happened in the whos dads game?
>>75922782
>Senile John McCain
>Anyone's guy
>>75895799
Your ace died to an alcohol accident
When will Joe Maddon move Kyle Schwarber out of the lead off spot?
rangers will win w-wont they /mlb/?
>>75922983
When the Cusb lose 100 games.
>>75922989
Well they can't blow the lead if they don't have it
>>75922960
I thought it was coke?
>Mat Latos is a triple A relief pitcher now
are the giants back?
>>75922983
Who else do they put in there?
>>75923186
>7 runs
>against the deds
maybe, but probably not
Lads, the 2016 Rangers are back
>>75922126
what the fuck did i just watch
>>75923302
>back
you were never here in the first place
>>75917343
>not even /mlb/ likes your song
>>75923191
Zobrist
>>75923302
ONE
>>75922126
What is it about the Royals that makes elite defenders turn to shit?
>>75895278
not sure yet
>>75923466
Massive ass park and fast baserunners
Although that one's just manny forgetting the play
>>75923056
couldn't have happened to a nicer douchebag
>>75923186
even if they were, they'd still finish below .500 thanks to the season so far
they might be able to spoil the division in the rockies' favor though. the giants can't solve them and the dodgers can't solve the giants (as usual)
>>75923382
can't listen now, downloaded to hear it later m8
>mest
>Aaron Judge hit a 319 foot "moonshot" today to dead center
SETH BEER IS OURS
>>75923623
I'm pretty sure he's the Padre's.
>>75922625
>>75922721
http://mediadownloads.mlb.com/mlbam/mp4/2017/05/14/1387559883/1494796055378/asset_1200K.mp4
>>75923662
>that laughing
lel
Why the fuck is bannister letting Dyson blow the fucking game?
>>75923662
That entire inning was a work of art. The whos would be impressed.
tfw only 25 wins
>blow a 6 run lead to flyovers to get swept
>lose 9-11
>9-11
Cosy Asche optioned
HE GONE
>>75923961
ah fuck cody whatever he doesn't deserve his name spelled right anyway
>>75923961
The day just keeps getting better
>orioles had best record in the majors in 1 run games
>orioles swept by royals in three consecutive 1 run games
>swept by royals for the first time since the year of our lord 2000
>blew a 5-0 lead today
>>75924023
We can finally bring up HIS MAN
>This fucking bullpen
>>75923952
wisconsin hates new york
>>75924161
>I'm listening
>>75924031
They were tied for the best record overall until you beat their ass
>orange ducks
>>75924218
Will this fleeced meme ever end?
Eaton was great until he got hurt and he's under contract for like 5 years or some shit.
What's Giolito's ERA in AAA now? Is it less than 7 yet?
I would make that trade again today.
>>75924313
Still fleeced and mad as usual
>>75924299
SIX (6) GAME WINNING STREAK
THANK YOU BASED ROYALS
Still remember when you lads rekt the mest that was nice
>>75924361
thank you royal bros
>>75924338
I mean okay. Tell yourself what you want.
I'm sure you'll give us Robertson at the deadline for a bag of balls.
I hope you enjoy your """""rebuild""""
Look forward to cheering for a bunch of Dominicans in 2 years
>>75924444
Still upset and mad as usual
Also, nice bullpen you got there. I'm sure having albers in there gives you a great chance of finally winning a playoff series. maybe
>>75924444
>The fan of a team that's losing its best player by far in two years is bragging about two years from now
>>75922889
Brandon Maurer is officially the worst closer in the history of the San Diego Padres. That's what happened
I feel like I've been punched below the chest a lot of times.
>>75924544
I'm not sure why you're shit talking so much when you think you "won" the trade.
I can only assume it's because you look at Giolito's fastball velocity every fifth day with dread and peak over at Eaton's twitter and see how much more he loves being on our team than yours.
You must feel pretty cuckolded tbqh.
>>75924651
We're losing Ryan Zimmerman in two years? News to me.
>>75924313
He didn't say anything about fleeced, we just have a handful of relievers who are performing fucking insanely well that may be for sale at the deadline.
>>75924705
>this delusion
>this level of butthurt
how could one trade make a fan this upset
>>75924705
I can't wait for 2019 to come and for you cucks to spasm about how Anthony fucking Rendon was the true heart, soul, and talent of the team
>The current state of disastro fans
Rangers coming for those sweet asses
>>75924768
Honestly? We have literally ejected all the players that the fanbase dislikes. So if Harper does leave then pretty much any of them could become everyone's favorite.
But tbqh every true fan that has been following the team since 05 knows that Zim Zam is the true heart, soul, and talent of the team
>>75924940
You know, I have one VERY important question to ask you. If the Astros and Rangers are so good, then where are their rings? Surely these two teams must have quite the hardware collection.
>>75924948
>Ryan "Has played over 120 games 6 out of 13 years" Zimmerman will be 34
>Max Scherzer will be 34
>Daniel Murphy will be 34
You'll be the new 2012-2015 Phillies in no time, except Anthony Rendon and Strasburg will be your trade bait!
>>75924940
Stay classy, >rags
>>75925029
*unzips dick*
This hard enough for ya?
did not know local blackout rules applied to the free game on the interwebs
>>75924065
pack him up for california!
>then hopefully his plane ticket wednesday night doesn't go to seattle
Please, someone get this feeling of hope out of me. I don't want it to shatter in a few months.
that was some fucking scummy shit by Utley there pulling Desmond off the fucking bag and of course the retarded ass umps didn't see it
lmao get fucked stupid dodger cunts most deserved home run to give up of the season
>>75917410
You what bro?
RE2PECT
Does anyone remember when a bunch of losers that have never watched a baseball game in their life said the CUSB were going to win not just TWO but THREE or FOUR WSs in a row?
I do.
Reds, please cast these meme faggots into the NLC basement dumpster once and for all this week.
>>75925586
You're unfunny and annoying. DG clones need to go
>>75925792
Alright, Addison Reed is used up now
You guys can have him back
>>75925827
You traded with the sneks for him. Ask them
How many saves does Greg Holland get this season?
>the Loss angeles Doyers
>>75925877
30
Rocks will go downhill near all star break n will be a dumpster fire after
screencap this
>>75925877
this is #16....my Pebbles are still in first. Is this real life?
>>75922126
wew
what the fuck did they do to the baseballs
this isn't normal
http://mediadownloads.mlb.com/mlbam/mp4/2017/05/14/1387946983/1494799879647/asset_1800K.mp4
Future Superstar here, taking all bids
>>75924313
everyone (retards) thought giolito was still good for some reason but now we all know he's shit. I already knew that though so I never liked the trade, pissed me off that we got rid of our best player under cheap as fuck control for 5 years for some AAA bust with the hopes that 'coop will fix him'
>>75924724
have to sell them right now before they go to shit like albers did last season, hahn fucking please
mfw verlander
JINTS
>>75926076
soler hit one 10 feet further than that today
http://www.espn.com/video/clip?id=19383923
464 feet
>>75926148
Fuck Manfred
It's either rampant steroid use or the balls are rigged
>>75915612
>>75915612
Game 2 Phillies @ Washington
>>75926305
>>75926305
Phillies @ Nats
>derek jeter free zone
Would you rather have an outfield made entirely of Adam Dunn's, Michael Saunders', or 2017 Alex Gordon's?
>giobusto
>>75926148
>espn
chief keef nah dot jpg
flush yo self m8
I aint clikin that shif
>>75926097
Eaton was not our best player
The only thing good was his defense
Get over it
>pie rats
>>75926512
>eaton was not our best player
makes you think
>>75926633
>this above average OF was better than 5 time all star chris sale
You are so desperate
>>75926698
best position player im sure he meant
no one was better than Sale
i-is pillar elite now?
>>75926698
You traded him too lmao
What's your point
>>75926698
well I wasn't including pitchers
I wouldn't say Eaton was better, though he wasn't much worse, but I would say he is more valuable for the team in the future given that his contract runs 2 years longer and he's far cheaper than even Sale.
>>75926714
No this faggot has a boner for eaton and has mentioned before that Eaton was our best player
>>75926698
Sale wasn't on the team at the time Eaton was traded. For a day, Eaton was the best player.
>>75926698
>All Star Games mean anything
He was the pity nomination 5 times. Big deal
>>75926745
cant argue with that
>>75926745
>Sale wasn't on the team at the time Eaton was traded.
Then it would be quintana. But one is average now and the other ded so it doesn't matter now
So whos fans, are you tanking or not? What is the deal with you?
A BIG
>>75926749
>pity nomination
>started the game last year
>lead the league in k's the year before
u wot m8
you can tell who isn't a Bandwagon Natinal fan by whether or not they own a Nick Johnson, Christian Guzman, Ronnie Belliard, Livan Hernandez, or Ryan Zimmerman jersey
>>75926800
dong
>Throw a ball out of the zone
>called strike
>batter disagrees
>Ejected
happens far too many times
>>75926835
>He doesn't own a John Patterson jersey
fag
>be me, an A's fan
>A's come out with this new "$20 per month for tickets to every home game" deal
>i take the subway home from work in san francisco every night and always stop at their coliseum
>not a huge baseball guy but I would definitely go to all these games if I bought it
>have no friends to go to these games with
>live at home, dad is there but me and him have a shit relationship and i wouldnt even want to go to this with him
>would literally be sitting alone at every baseball game
sucks being a loser, mlb friends.
Why is 2b a pretty unheralded position whilst SS is the glamour one?
>>75926949
Iktfb
>>75926835
Nick Johnson
:- (
>>75926965
because derek jeter
>>75926949
Be like Marlins man, hire some escorts to keep you company.
>>75926949
go to the game and make irl friends m8
>>75925195
>*unzips dick*
Why does your dick have a zipper?
>>75923616
>319 foot
Schebler hit a 468-foot shot beyond AT&T Park's triple's alley yesterday and hit a guy in the face.
>>75926949
Anyone who has strong opinions against going to games or eating dinner at restaurants or going to the movies or whatever alone is overthinking things. Sometimes you just want to do something fun and there isn't anyone cool around, so just go and fucking do it. If you're friendly enough, you can make do with whoever's around and have a nice time. Or just stick to yourself, who cares?
If you let your solo status hold you back from enjoying all that practically free baseball at the park, you're standing in your own life's way.
>>75926965
Probably because there are more righty hitters, and the throw to first is longer.