PENS / SENS GAME THREAD #2

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who will the Preds get to maul in da owl, lads?

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OKAY, FUCKING EXPLAIN TO ME HOW THE PENGUINS HAVE 4 (FOUR) POWERPLAYS BUT SENATORS HAVE 0 (ZERO)???

???

>>75893284
>he didn't choose the picture with trudeau's jaw shopped

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Would you let Karlsson blow his meaty load in your asshole?

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>>75893318

Probably Pins

>>75893318
Snes
Their trap will meme their way to the finals

>>75893323
Because the sens send pucks out of play and put too many men on ice, the most obvious penalties to call ever?

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Craig doens't love his crossbar as much as Fleury. Just wait, pens will soon shoot a puck that deflects into the goal from the crossbar.

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>>75893224
>>75893224

someone set these series up on a simulation as a QF

based as fuck

Streaming a canadian channel and watched Don Cherry for the first time. Is he good or just some rambling old guy?

>malkin

>>75893318
>owl

This is exactly why you dont want trashville niggertors to get into hockey

these penalties are fucking weak as hell holy shit.

>Malkin tonight
What happened?

>tungs still haven't replaced their vegas gold seats
disgusting

>>75893375
He's both.

>>75893375
He's both

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Post your setup

>get a hate-on

What did Pierre mean by this?

>>75893348
then this happens again: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VV1PrbkK3E

>>75893375
he's shit and he'll fucking die soon thank god.

>>75893402
>>75893406
Guess that answers that

>>75893375
Don Cherry is the greatest canadian of all time and our country is too meme to give him the biggest award in the country.

Instead a shitty women's hockey player and a failed Liberal party leader got them

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What do you mean the Sens are getting a PP? THAT WASN'T ON THE SCRIPT!

>>75893410
is that BBQ?

you're a fucking pleb

>>75893410
Are you north of 300 lbs?

>>75893428
which failed leader

>>75893428
Is woman's hockey pushed there like woman's soccer is pushed here?

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>>75893375

Only Canada does /hoc/ broadcasting correctly

[salutes maple syrup]
[bag pipes]

>>75893462
Ignatieff

If you want hockey to be fun and not boring as fuck to watch cheer against the Seneturds and their meme coach

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>that feel when if the Penguins beat the senators it's more than you expected but if the Penguins lose they still beat the Capitals and were Champions last year.

How long til Anderson fucks up playing the puck and gets scored on?

SSSSSKKKKKKKAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>75893484
BUT
if you're not a casual and enjoy hokkie, cheer against the pungs

Are the Sens the Floyd Mayweather of hockey?

>>75893501
retard

This bias against canadian teams is sickening

>>75893481
>you remember Ignatieff getting boo in an arena

>>75893437
They'd run out of sweet chilli

Fuck off

>>75893510
I hate the pongs and their shitty bandwagon fans, but i hate trap hockey more

anderson knows that even if he wins the cup his wife is still going to have cancer right?

is there really a huge difference between drinking beer and drinking straight vodka?

i had 12 shots of vodka last night and feel pretty decent. if i had 12 beers id feel like i was dying for 16+ hours after waking up

>>75893464
Not really pushed because we've been btfo by the Americans for five year or so.

>>75893375

He's a bigger military/vets guy than Trump. So based

>>75893534
that's cuz you don't have an elite hokkie mind

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>>75893526
no good dip

no good nugs

>>75893542
Don't worry! That Masterson trophy will make everything better!

>>75893437
Alway use szechuan sauce Morty
*buuurrrp*
T-there is no god WOOBA LOOBA

>anderson hasnt moved from the crease since the beginning of the rangers series
kek. how long is he grounded for?

Please don't hate the ducks. I just them to be successful.

>>75893464
No butter should me women's hockey is based and women hockey players are usually qt

>>75893561
Name a good dip fgt

>>75893462
>Canada is so innately weak as a country their prominent leadership options often tend to be Canadian expats who left the country ages ago
>Kevin O'Leary the latest example

>>75893420
Haha oh god
It's gonna be beautiful

>>75893491
Yeah I dont even care about repeating, it was glorious just cucking Washington again

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who else /reluctantpensbandwagoner/ here?

go team not from ottawa i guess

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if you have any beer in your glass, finish it now

then pour another glass

>>75893516
No, pens are using game 1 as an easy skate for extra rest after caps series. They'll win this one, but pens will sweep in 5

Drumpf supporters vote against their own economic interests

>>75893587
as long as you cheered for a western team after i'm ok, i guess

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>>75893580
HONEY MUSTARD

BUFFALO RANCH

CHIPOTLE MAYO

C'MON LADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

I'M DA SAUCE BAUSE

>>75893587
me 2bh, really hate the fact I have to root for the fucking pongs and cucks

>>75893518
>A
>Fucking
>Leaf

Tell me, why hasn't canadia won a cup since 93?????

>>75893605
Your mom votes against her own economic interests, faggot. Also I banged her last night.

>>75893605
On Friday Trump was inaugurated, on Monday I got a job offer.

>>75893392
>a tundranigger jelly that the southeast is taking over hockey
we

>snes can't do anything with the puck

lmao the fucking pongs are losing to this

>>75893612
i was for oilers before this till they got quacked

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>>75893622
>meme sauces

>>75893587
Gonna bandwagon the Preds. Nice to see a Sunbelt team with an actual fanbase.

>2 straight wrap around attempts

Fuck they found the weakness

>>75893633
>taking over
>0 cups

WE WUZ HOCKEY PLAYERZZZ N SHIIEETTT

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>its a penguins forget to shoot episode

Rerun after rerun

This entire game is PENULTY.jpg

reminder that mark stone is a micro faggot

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DIVE

DIVE

DIVE

FUCKING HELL

6 POWER PLAYS FOR THE PENS???

GAME ISN'T EVEN HALF OVER

THEY'RE GONNA GET 12 PPS THIS FUCKING GAME

THAT'S 24 MINS

THAT MEANS PENS WILL HAVE 5-ON-4 FOR HALF THE GAME

WAHT THE

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>>75893671
Good

Better than meme 5v5

Even McDonald's doesn't put trannies in their commercials.

>>75893626
Cause all the Canadian talent went south for (((bigger contracts)))

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anyone else here like to dip their pot roast in ketchup?

>>75893685
>24 minutes
>half the game

West coast education

Was taking a lot of penalties part of their gameplan?
5 so far and we're not even half way through..


>>75893593
>That pour
Holy fk that's terrible

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>discussion of dip in /hoc/
>meanwhile discussion of dip in /pg/ on /vg/

huh

>>75893697
>camels

>>75893697
dusty

Anyone have that webm of that dude that scores a goal, turns around and hugs an opposing player then gets punched in the face?

i don't know why you leafs are scared of the PP. you could give us 50 tonight and we still wouldn't score.

>>75893697
What windows is that?
>Phonebooks to support your screen
What a pro

>>75893685
nah the'll stop after a while

the problem is that the sens won't get 5 PP too

>>75893697
jesus christ you live like a bulgarian

>>75893700
Round
2.
alter (a number) to one less exact but more convenient for calculations.

>>75893697
I already dislike you

Tell me about boucher, why does he have the scar

>pongs
>productive power play

>>75893715
i do 3 different types of dipping lol

tfw i don't go to /vg/ but they have good tastes i discussing dip like me

>>75893752

He says it wasn't hockey, so he was likely bottled in a bar fight.

>>75893736
windows 7 classic theme

>powerplay
more like pooperplay lmao

anyone have a kindle? are they worth it?

kinda want to build my own physical library but free books and otherwise cheap kindle edition books are hard to pass up

>powerplay
>use Guentzel, Ruhwedel, shultz, rust and Kessel
>no crosby and no malkin

>>75893697
>phonebooks
what era do you live in? is that a dell monitor.
>those plastic rings from six-pack sodas
kekin so hard

>Anderson makes an easy save

sotp fucking saying this shit

not every save is an easy fucking save

>>75893410
for some reason carling is here, but mostly high alchol 8-10% ones

>>75893697
Jesus Christ, just seeing all of that dust made me sneeze.

>>75893765
he had it since he was young

did he bar fight when he was under 18?

>>75893771
you can't smell your kindle

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Preds would sweep both of these teams

why are the pens so fucking bad 2nite?

>>75893768
Aaah, clever

Can you pull a skater and put in 2 goalies?

>>75893742
>4 rounds up to 10
>not down to 0

If you wanna go by rounding its closer to a 3rd you pathetic mong.

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>>75893806

>>75893697
What a depressing venue

>>75893752
internet says dog bite, if you googled it in french you'd get better answers

preds sens final obvious since round one

Fuckin anderson swallowing all these half assed chances

>>75893811
Qeubecois? Probably

>>75893801
Strange. Didn't expect you guys to even know what it was, let alone have it.

Is it labelled 'Carling Export' out of interest?

>>75893771
Smartphones and tablets already have a Kindle app you can read those digital ones on anyway so you don't need to buy a new thing.

>>75893555
Anyone is a bigger military/vets guy than trump he doesn't give a shit about them it's just pr.

If it's a perds snes final I may actually kill myself

>>75893813
Lol. Preds are meme, and have had one of the easiest playoff paths in NHL history.

>>75893818
hmmm

>>75893819
its rly close to 24 sixtieths, or 12 thirtieths, or 6 fifteenths

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>>75893669
Still a relatively new organization. u so jelli

>>75893697
Based

>>75893843
i suppose, but i'd like something bigger than my small phone screen

>>75893410
>carling
grim

I hope the Senators win the Stanleyc Up

>>75893771
I have a party for new titles and I collect hardcovers for older stuff that's easily available in used book stores etc. Kindle is really convenient for notes and reading in bed.

>>75893731
Anyone?

>>75893829
not all of us have countrys that are cucked by the frogs so we have to learn their shitty language

The Senators will win the series and then the cup because of Justin Trudeau.

>>75893771
i bought my mum one
she's too dumb to use it
to get free books on it is slightly harder than drag and drop

>>75893856
>24/60
>rounds up to 30/60

Is the west coast really this stupid?

Pierre should wear a fake "special effects" scar on his face when he goes to interview Boucher

>>75893859
Jelly of what my team has actually won cups lmao

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>>75893890
>sens beating preds
nope

Drumpf supporters are inbred trailer park trash meth heads

>>75893819
>thinks numbers can only be rounded to multiples of 20

Maybe he was rounding to the nearest half you pedantic cunt.

>>75893849
>Jackets+Caps, Flame+Oilers, Bruins+Rags vs Hawks+Blues

entire playoffs this year is a joke but the Preds have had the toughest path so far

>>75893771

Get Kobo Aura H2O 2

i'm really hungry but i have no food

>>75893849
easiest path boi u must be crazy

Predators and snes are best friends

Fuck the haters

>>75893818
really makes you think

>>75893888
yeah, that part where we sent tanks into montreal when they were pissed off about not getting to speak french in hospitals and shit was a real underreaction on our part. we should have bombed the arena the habs play in.

>>75893921
Hawks were a complete joke

>All the Pens have to do is shoot more
>don't shoot more

>>75893898
1/2 is more symbolically significant, and a stronger rhetorical device than 1/3

>>75893921

>pongs had to play two of the best teams in the league
>while having their best Dman out for most of the season

yeah i don't think you know anything about hockey

>>75893771
kindle is way nicer than reading scrub tablets cause its got that weird fancy e-ink shit that looks like paper. Also you can pirate ebooks and then mail them to <yourkindle>@kindle.com and they'll convert it to kindle formats or you can just use calibre like a normal person. got so many fuckin books. Paid for so few fuckin books.

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Sens will win the series you faggots, keep being in denial

>>75893839
no
it was actually first brewed here actually
beer is weird like that, some meme beer from California is considered the local beer here

>>75893843
Reading on an eink screen is really different from a tablet or smartphone. It's a lot easier on the eyes and it works fine in places where you'd otherwise have a lot of glare.

>>75893943
What current team had an easier path to the east/west final?

FUCKING SCORE YOU FAGGOTS

>>75893955
>tfw I want the preds to win but I also want to beat the shit out of the ducks in the stan lee final

>>75893991
Blue Jackets were literally a meme team carried by a good goalie and it's the fucking Caps in the playoffs, lmfao

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>>75893926

the shingles

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>>75893926

>that cookie cutter play by the penguins

I knew this team was shit but my god man

REFPUCK
E
F
P
U
C
K

goal taken away by refpuck

>>75894013
>beer is weird like that, some meme beer from California is considered the local beer here
the hipsters of portland will flip their shit the first time they get their hands on Creemore Springs tbdesu

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR

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f

>>75893905
You've also been in the league like 50 years longer. We basically started in 2000 and already have a consistent playoff organization that's finally getting its first owl

>Its In!!!!

>"IT'S IN IT'S IN"
>it's across the line on Fleury's leg when blown dead

>>75894051
how come oyu still haven't eaten it yet?

it';s cold probably

>NO GOAL

FUCK YOU

>10 PENS PPS
>NO GOAL FOR SENS

FUCK YOU

Scarrrrr

in before the whistle

>REFPUCK

He never had that

rigged

REFPUCK
E
F
P
U
C
K

This is legitimate refpuckage

Bleooooown the fuck out

>>75894082
>world cup
>is not a cup
dropped desu

Cant move a goalies pad, remember guys?

WHAT THE FRIG

>>75894065
>Goalie stops puck
>ref blows whistle
>player pushes pad et all into net
Yeah, what a joke, how was that not a goal. Snes fans are this stupid

N O G O A L

O

G

O

A

L

Oh boy so much fucking refpuck

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>more intent to blowjobs
worst rule

>>75894094
>I was about to blow the whistle

that's retarded

>no goal
Fuck the refs

Puck is clearly in the net before the whistle wtf

>>75894094
Same photo, goon

That's a bullshit call and I'm a pens fan.

>>75893423
leftist cuck detected

>>75894021
the fucking ducks dude

REF
PUCK

Fucking hate the Snes but that was a good goal, no question

INTENT TO BLOW
N
T
E
N
T

T
O

B
L
O
W

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It's hopeless lads. The Sens can beat the Pongs, but not Gary.

No goal in the script guys

>>75894082
... did someone actually blow their load on the stanley cup once or is this just a meme image. because i'm pretty sure all the other shit probably happened

Shouldve been a goal but a whistle is a whistle, right call

That was kinda a goal.. always an uphill battle in Shitsburg

>>75894152
fucking retarded rule

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>>75894130
>>75894127
>>75894110
>>75894108

>winning despite your repeated lack of professionalism
>complain even though the Penguins aren't shooting tonight and they won't tie it up no matter how little you score

>>75894082
>argentina
>shitty country no one cares about

>usa
>the greatest empire since the romans

>>75894135
>sens score goal
>"i was about to blow the whistle 10 minutes ago"

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aw fuck, it's another "both teams act like they have a shot at beating the preds next round" episode

>>75894154
Its simple, we kill Gary

>Burrows pushs goalie into net
>"ITS REFPUCK GUYS"

The absolute abhorrent state of central canada

Garys guys will get another pp now too

>>75894154

We knew this going in.

That's why all I'm really hoping for is a brain damaged Cuntsby being forcibly retired to a place where spoons are too dangerous to allow him to use.

>>75894168
there's a reason that dude wears white gloves when he carries in the cup

I'm a Sens fan and that was OBVIOUSLY the right call. OBVIOUSLY!

Just be honest, fellow Sens fans.

>>75894141
nope.
you didn't even get to vote for trump lmao

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>wtf do you mean our meme line isn't producing goals automatically

>>75894182
>"refpuck is ok"

leave NOW gary!

>>75894182
>get denied a good goal
>''lol y u heff to be mad''

Why are anime posters always so retarded?

gee boosher sure loves to mouthcover when he talks

>better mouthcover so they can't hear our AMAZING PLAYS
>"okay guys do 1-3-1 some more they'll never see it coming"

>>75894144
>oilers, flames

I hope you're enjoying your first season of watching hockey.

>>75894193
i think ottawa still counts as east, most of ontario does

>>75894193
>Ottawa
>central Canada

French Canadian education everyone

Would've been a goal had it been Crosby to put it in

Drumpf supporters smoke meth

>>75894168
It doesn't seem implausible that you'd have it around during sex. Babies have pooped in it and such too. They clean it off.

>ref going all out
>th.. they can't get away with this all series can they?

>constant offsides
>5 penalties before the 3rd period

if the pongs don't win this they only have themselves to blame. the snes are truly a shit team.

>>75894230
the benches are so close together, they might as well be sharing

>what are whistles?

REF PUCK

>>75894230
it's actually a 1-1-3 now

>>75894249
>5 provinces to the right
>4 provinces to the left

Quebec is also central canada you cuck.

>>75894262
>It doesn't seem implausible that you'd have it around during sex.
yeah it fucking does. how do they decide who gets to take it home and bang his wife in front of it?

>>75894154
>The Sens can beat the Pongs
doubt

>>75894213
wtf are you talking about - the problem is what the called it on, not the fact that it shouldn't have been a goal

>>75894188
Preds are awful dude. It's very clear that the east wins this year. Check Vegas odds.

>>75894213
>that flag
>that post

Just be honest

fucking gay horn man

>>75894292
every player gets a day with it m8

>>75894313
fr so fucking obnoxious

>>75893955

Preds Sens forever

ryan kesler will make fun of anderson and his wife for having cancer and the senators will collapse

>>75894216
why would I vote for a leftist?

>>75894276
+1 we're playing so bad.

>>75894188
either one of these teams would beat nashville, dude

>>75894268
haven't you seen nearly any Canadian team get close to the cup? Of course they can and will

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>>75894228

>Good goal
>on his pad when the whistle was blown

>>75894221
>refpuck
>not behaving poorly repeatedly
Half the trips and shit you did didn't even get called, lmao.

>>75894299
Nope. No goal. Bad goal. No good.

>>75894333
because you like peepee in your poopoo

Anderson is only playing well because his wife has/had cancer, right?

If it were just Sens vs. Pens, Anderson would have no problem. But now he has to play against Gary as well?

Someone needs to kill his wife so he can go to the 2nd level.

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>>75894347
Iori second best girl

Makoto best girl

>Pens are playing like they drunk
>only losing 1-0

What a mess this format is. Ottawa should be winning 3-4 to 0 right now

>>75894292
as if you wouldn't bang your hot puckbunny waifu on/in/near the Stanley Cup for just like 6 hours before showing it to some sick kids or whatever.

>>75894357
but I'm not a leftist, you make no sense lmao

>>75894300
>citing gambling odds
Top Kek

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>both teams playing like trash
>penguins losing off a terrible mistake

This is going to be a very frustating series for everyone involved.

>>75894372
i wonder if any players ever cummed in the cup

what a snoozefest

play stopped when the sens goalie caught it with his glove?!

REF PUCK REF PUCK REF PUCK REF PUCK REF PUCK REF PUCK

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>>75894365
>my wife is dying
>thank god it makes my game better because i'd be sad otherwise

what exactly do you think cancer is, lady

>>75894389

>series
I'd agree with this if it had gotten to two games and the same kind of behavior was going for both teams.

>>75894349
ok, I guess - I have no idea what you're saying

>>75894300
Hey, NBC, I need some Ottawa v the Metro division record.

I'm totally not Fox Sports or anything.

>>75894404
>Super Nintendo Entertainment System
>Entertaining hockey

must be painful being a snes fan

>>75894372
i mean it's been handled by hundreds of dudes over the course of a century. i wouldn't bang in front of any object that is probably at least a little bit haunted. that's how poltergeist started i think.

The Snes are literally playing 1-1-3. What a joke

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>>75894365
Im all for killing Gary's wife, but why would you want Bettman to go to a his next level of game rigging?

ur mum has intent to blow

>>75894398
fuckin deffo, thing is prolly covered in enough gretzky spooge to clone a hoc master race for when blacks learn how to skate

>ref taking his sweet ass time to blow the whistle

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>Penguins need to shoot more
>Don't shoot more
You literally have one job. Anderson can only save so many shots.

>>75894417
Harding played outta his mind because he had MS.

Illness makes people strong.

god what happened to sheary? he was on fire during the regular season. he's been so shit this entire post-season.

>>75894444
They are like an Asian team at the world cup.

"Let's go Pens", that sounds so wrong, why not "Go Pens Go"?

>>75894443
Nah poltergeists arent ghosts, they are manifestations of negative energy.

THE TRAP IS FUCKING GAY

>>75894331
burrows will remind kesler he fucked his wife and kesler will request another trade

>player moves puck from forehand to backhand to forehand
>WHAT A DANGLE
league just isn't the same without datsyuk

>Fleury has puck in his glove for 5 seconds
>no whistle blown
>he plays the puck

>goal goes past Fleury
>"I meant to blow the puck 5 seconds ago"

Fuck you refs.

>>75894463
is that why your shitposting is so strong because you have aids?

>>75894464
Isn't he concussed or was that another literally who Crosby babby?

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>>75894445
>Bettmans wife looks like him in drag

Who the FUCK is Guentzel?

>>75893992

Only books you will be able to read are popular classics and teen fiction

So if you want to read 50 shades of grey or Jane Austen novels then by all means get one, but you could spend that money at a thrift shop or used book store and get 100s if good choices instead

>>75894479
this

>>75894475
It's more polite "let us go, pens. Let us go."

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What do you guys think of my setup for the game?

>>75894505

he's been playing poorly even before the concussion. hurts to watch.

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This triggers the pongs fan

So we can agree that Pittsburgh is playing better hockey, right?

>>75894479
its not gay if youre attracted to the femininity the penis is merely a cheeky bonus

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>>75894506
Gary has such a big ego and loves himself so much he basically married a female version of himself like that App that makes you a woman.

>>75894507
Good ol Omaha boy

>>75894445

>Expansion draft date gets moved to tomorrow
>Ottawa forced to expose Karlsson

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Funny how the refs waits a couple of seconds to blow his whistle when Fleury has the puck in his glove, yet blowns it instantly when Anderson has it.

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>>75894463
>Illness makes people strong
i... think it does the opposite of that. i mean if you could ask harding he'd probably say MS was a bigger dent in his career than a gain.

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>we can't have a small market like Ottawa winning this
>get me the refs

>>75894514
That closet is a real nightmare

>shooting center mass on the goalie

Guys calm down the salt generated from the trap can already sustain us for the winter roads next year

>>75894514
Arizona ?

>white and red
is there a more boring colour combination

>>75894508
>only books
sorry are you too new at internet to know about #bookz?

also if thrift store books are so good howcome people gave them away for free

>>75894514
jesus

>>75894514
do you live in a desert what the fuck, what even is that VHS box thing and clean your closet you fucking degenerate

>thinking senators have a chance of winning this game

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>>75894534
This triggers sens fans and swedes

>>75894514
did the backwall of your closet get all scratched because oyu keep throwing shit into the closet?

cuz that's what it looks like

wand why do you need 2 fans?

and so the Pageau goal stands

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The senators are literally the worst hockey franchise of all time

>>75894514
did the shelf in your closet break and you just went "fuck it it's fine like that"

>>75894577
red/black

>>75894578
>also if thrift store books are so good howcome people gave them away for free

they probably have mites and shit in them too, dangerous

>ottawa gooning it up
>taking multiple penulties
>snes fans yell refpuck

colour me surprised, monsieur

>>75894514
Question: would getting out of bed involve a crane?

>RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS

>pongs

>>75894577
Yeah just throw some blue in there too

Post more setups

>>75894514
Somebody should photoshop smug laughing faces on those fans

>>75894123
>>75894130
see >>75894299

>>75894588
>>75894569
why would someone in a desert not have AC

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>snes intent on putting me to sleep

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>>75894590
>media already realizing they made a mistake

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>1,2,3 the ref call down
>4,5,6 it stay the same
>7,8.9 it goes out of control
>0 they shut it down

>>75894599
yeah imagine getting bedbugs and having to throw out all the mountains of old news papers they collect because too afraid of technology to know what an irc is

>>75894300
>citing gambling odds
lmaoooooo

>>75894597
yea it ripped off the wall and i didnt feel like cleaning it up