NY Mets vs Brewers 5/13

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if only this wasn't a shoop i did. this was yesterday's paper here.

>meats

>mlb network showing gay jeter stuff instead of pre game

Goatforto desu

>those mothers day uniforms

w2c that chest protector?

>>75891517
JUST

oh fuck, pickoff. UGH.

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>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

what did they meme by this?

Why not challenge when he was obviously safe?

>JAY POOPCE

>>75891574
i dunno, they had audio probs last night too.

They never even attempt steals but get picked off anyway. What a ballclub.

jesus these uniforms are fucking disgusting

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why is kirby catching for brews?

>>75891681
My thoughts exactly

>>75891681
the brewers ones look all right but the mets ones are awful

>>75891688
I thought it was all white at first.

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>>75891688

why haven't a single one of you gotten the extra flags extension or even replied to my posts asking as much?

>>75891714
they both look like a 14 year old girl designed them


anyway gsellman continues to be shit, what a shock

>wets

>>75891744
i think its just a big puffy pink chest protector. i didn't expect to see it, glanced at the screen and it looked like a kirby puff ball.

the mothers day thing used to just be a pink ribbon on the kersey and a pink bat, i don't know exactly when they sterted having totally pink everything full uniforms.

>gsellman

>>75891764
I have it. Just phone post usually though

anyway you do know people without it installed dont see your extra flags right?

>>75891764
i already see country flags. what extention is there? ones that will give you team flags?

Wait did they say Familia is gone 3-4 months? I thought this was just like a few day thing. Fuck

redpill me on watching this 5 ER performance by gsellman instead of getting blackout drunk with my old HS friends

>>75891825
Blood clots are serious business

>>75891856
Everyone knows you're still in high school faggot

>>75891825
yeah i heard that too. it went from "hey there's a blod clot", to "welp, time for surgery!", to "6 weeks before beisbol duties", to "JUST".

>>75891764
wait, just found it but this shit is 200 megs. fuck that, i have enough silly shit running in the background, i don't need 200 megs of flags running in my ram.

>>75891874
lol no
>>75891879
honestly i'm just glad they caught it, that shit can be life threatening. iirc some pitcher had a stroke in the dugout once from a similar thing

>>75891856
Won't both just leave you sad and full of regret thinking of what might have been?

>>75891953
>no caps
>trip
>weeb
>lol

Seems like HS to me.

>>75891953
Older brother played d1 ball and his career ended from blood clots

>>75891924
hm ok theres some cool shit in here, let me give it a shot. if it lets me have nyc specific or tokyo specific we will be in biz.

>>75891988
i mean, good for you. doesn't change anything though
>>75891990
https://wikipedia.org/wiki/J._R._Richard

shit is no joke

Just start building the lineup around Confy and TJ

They actually hit

>>75892178
but granderson got a hit, we have to start him for the next 15 games

wow based loaded 1 out, let's see how badly we can fuck this one up.

Plawecki for MVP

PLAWECKI!!!!

PLAWECKING CREW

>plawecki comes through
i literally don't remember the last time this happened

Wait. What?

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LET'S GO METS

LET'S GO METS

LET'S GO METS

>gsellman RBI
lol

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>conceding the run

Thanks Villar

>Gsellman RBI

kek

>broors

>>75891812
I do know that

>Philly with a Rocky statue
>Milwaukee
flyover states are pathetic

Was that statue made by the same guy as the Ronaldo one?

extra flag test

>>75892587
wtf this doesn't work. i want to override us flag with japan flag. this is useless.

did they only give broxton a purple lightsaber in that graphic because he's black?

Those pink bats are very lewd.

>>75892626
did you change your country flag?

>2 errors in one play

well played assdrible, well played

Why would he throw that, he must be retarded.

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>I hear you're a master with the hoe

Cabrera needs to be benched

>>75892626
changing country never worked for me but idk why you'd try to use it for that anyway

>get a great jump
>throw the ball to the wrong side

i haven't liked a mets catcher since paul lo duca

>>75892804
You now remember Ronny Paulino, Rod Barajas, Robinson Cancel, Raul Casanova, Ramon Castro, Rob Johnson, Anthony Recker, Omir Santos, Johnny Monnell, Gustavo Molina, Brian Schneider, Taylor Teagarden, Juan Centeno, Josh Thole, John Buck, Henry Blanco, Mike Nickeas and Kelly Shoppach.

>>75893012
>no anthony recker
i remember going to opening day 2013 and thinking "who the fuck are all these people?"; recker was the catcher. crazily enough the mets actually won

>this strike zone

>>75893119
oh you put him in the second line lol. sorry i'm drunk as fuck

>>75893012
Recker was cool.

Thole caught Santana's no-hitter and is therefore immortalized in Mets lore forever.

Everyone else on that list can die in a fire.

how the fuck did we get grandy from yanks only for him to be so shit now.

>>75893119
he's in there

>>75893155
he was good the first three years of his contract he's thirty six (36) now

>>75893150
I primarily remember Thole for being Dickey's catcher. I couldn't have told you who caught Santana's "no-hitter"

>>75893232
fun fact: duda was in RF for the santana no hitter

oh yeah that face-ball. you guys see that shit? blammo, he dropped bleeding everywhere, lemme find the clip.

convert plawecki to 3B

Chris Iannetta takes pitch to the face

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGFczgnkqFQ

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>>75893507
fug

nah he held it up. ump has been shit all game

>>75893596
Wasn't even close

this fucking pitcher. time wasting idiot. shot clock when.

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*throws you out*

lol these stranded runners are gonna bite us in the ass

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>>75893744
*steals tda's job*

i think that's the first time all year i actually wished reyes was playing 3rd

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I definitely always thought that was a glove too

oh shit the old glove logo for brewers is a secret MB? cannot unsee. i never noticed that.

now if anyone could get a rosetta stone to figure out whatever the fuck the old expo's logo was. theres no definitive answer even on wiki. always looked like "elb" to me.

>>75893864
Me too

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MICHAEL GLOVEFORTO

>>75893867
also the atlanta falcons logo is a stylized F

Goatforto

Comfy catch

also the booth needs to stop sucking brewer dick, both of those guys were out if plawecki throws to the right side of the base

Why do casuals adopt trips? Why would you use a trip if you made posts that made you look anything other than 100% perfect?

>>75893867
It's EMB as in Expos Montreal Baseball

>>75894026
i've noticed that, they're waxing nostalgic over some shit.

>>75893867
>The Expos logo consists of the stylized letters "eb", which stands for "Expos Baseball". When taken as a whole, the logo forms a large "M", representing "Montreal"

>>75894093
i thought it was supposed to be the initials of an owners daughter, or something. at least that's what i heard a long time ago.

>it's still a shit logo

This blue behind the plate is brutal

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this is retarded, the ump extended this inning by like two batters

keep glancing up and can't even tell which team is which
these uniforms are ridiculous

>>75894379
the home team always wears white away wears grey. there

WALKER!!!!!!!!!

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walker is red hot, my god

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WALKER

WALK IT OUT

WALK IT OUT

WALK IT OUT

>>75894422
not easy to tell at first glance

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keith said screamin' meemee

every time i try and give gsellman a chance he pitches like shit

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here we go

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>bases loaded 0 outs

what did i predict from gsellman? 5 ER?

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>first pitch

hm i really should have gotten drunk instead

not a fan of either team but I love hearing the mets guys complain about everything every time I listen to them lol

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>still 0 outs

i go outside for one minute. see 4-5 and robles. oh dear.

>4-7 for fucks sake still no outs. wew.

shi,t even the baseballs have pink stitching.

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>>75891856
really makes me think

Do we even have any decent pitchers in the minors? I cant take any more of Harvey and his 6.00 ERA, Gazella man and his 7.00 ERA, or one more Montero start.

>>75895217
get beers. get webcams. have online hangout.

>>75895261
lol there are literally only 2 of the opening day starters left. if we had anyone who could pitch better than this faggot who isn't injured, he'd be pitching

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who was that shithead the other day defending robles, as i went on and on about how much he's shit? well there you go.

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fuck this shit

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what went wrong bros

>>75895387
the whole bullpen needs to be deported, thats what.

that was a pity call

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>>75895387
Ray Rarmirez

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>mets

i'm getting blackout drunk tonight again i see

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>mets pitching

I would trade Walker, Bruce, and Reed ASAP
Granderson, Cabrera, and Duda will bring back nothing

>>75895523
same here my man. tomorrow is japan day nyc in central park too. my ass will be sleeping thorugh it after this shit, sadly. it's probably gonna get rained out anyway. many such cases, sad!

>idiot brews fans still doing the wave

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At least St. Lucie won today

looks like stormy waters today

>reyes in CF

lol memes

last digit is how many errors reyes makes these next three innings

aaaaaand we get reyes anyway. the fucking cherry on top of this pile of shit game.

why did they even do this. did granderson get rekt and i wasn't paying attention?

>>75895856
I was about to ask if there was a glitch in the boxscore.

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dont know if anyone's done this before, but here, have a halfassed 5 minute oc shoop.

musical chairs defense. they just moved everybody again. wtf is terry doing.

>>75896584
rearranging deck chairs on the titanic

>>75896611
top kek!

good thing we got Reyes out of CF in time for Conforto to misplay a ball into a triple

>>75896584
among all the retarded criticisms of Terry on /sp/, this post might be the single worst

>>75896650
do you honestly think putting reyes in the OF, in a position he's never played in his entire life, is a good idea? then rearranging everyone again instantly.. really?

>>75896720
if you can think of a better time to give guys real game experience in different positions then I'm all ears

>>75896937
fuck it, let's see what he can do on the mound!

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Amed Rosario just doubled

>>75896937
pretty sure theres zero reason to give players that have played 10+ years at a single position time to fuck around with other areas at all. but hey, its definitely a loss, so fuck it. why not just have mr. met pitch. his only experience is running around, waving, and shooting t-shirt bazookas.

>>75897180
stop posting anytime

>>75897108
>another position player
absolutely thrilling

>>75897306
u mad

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sheeeeeeit.

http://sportsmockery.com/2015/08/this-brewers-superfan-loves-to-show-off-her-boobs-during-games/

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>>75897506
i noticed her too

Am I the only Brewers fan in this thread?

get ready to get swept tomorrow Queensfags

>>75897645
no bully

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>>75897506
>>75897535
Brewers fan here. She goes by front row Amy.

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Have another

>>75897749
goddamn

aww :)

beh see you guys late tomorrow. booze tiem.

>>75897645
I was gere but fell asleep