fuck canada in the butt edition
Would you let Karlsson blow his load in your ass?
Based YT stream
https://youtu.be/naBLmkDxDWI
>>75891235
Yes
no homo
Ducks fan here
Go Snes
Why the fuck is NBC still on this golf shit? Reeeeeeee
>>75891235
fuck
maybe
>>75891367
Covering Toronto over Ottawa as usual
What's for drinking to you mammals?
Pls, Sens.
I know I don't as much of you, but please, PLEASE forcibly retire Crosby.
The league had it's chance to punish him and they didn't, so now it's your job.
>>75891388
IPA
>game is on NBC at 7 they said
>I turn to NBC and it's still some inconsequential fucking golf game
Is hockey really this unpopular?
>golf
what went wrong?
>>75891401
tbf no one cares about the snes
>>75891388
Glass of Bordeaux.
>>75891400
oh boy, we got a live one =D
>"I"PA
>>75891415
sweet
>>75891388
THEY LITERALLY DELAYED THE GAME 25 MINUTES
FOR GOLF
AHAHAHHAHAA
>>75891415
oxfords not brogues
Golf? Motherfucking GOLF?
>>75891388
Just watch the golf and enjoy it. At least it's not an horse.
>>75891388
Water
Bettman getting cucked so hard by NBC right now LOL
Is there any chance it'll take the pens more than 5 games to dispatch this meme team?
>>75891457
golf is pretty good for the choke moments
>>75891457
horse racing is exciting
>>75891461
Cold, clean fluoridated water
>yumyum
>the state of the NHL. Getting delayed by a rich white man's sport
Why the fuck is the game not on NBCSP if NBC is busy with this golf bullshit?
>just a couple of groups to finish up
>>75891457
Good ol 2007
>>75891482
so is a Bruce Lee movie
bye
>>75891388
Yuengling """""""Premium""""""""
>>75891495
NBC has never understood how to schedule events
God I want the Senators to win
The ""fanbase"" of the Penguins triggers me
Worst fanbase in the league, next to Blackhawks
>>75891478
I called 6
>>75891519
You think the snes will win both games in Ottawa?
Fucking hell
>>75891457
Horse racing is over in a single lap. I'd be a NASCAR fan if they took a page from them
>illegal stream
>the game will begin shortly
cunts. htfu
>cucked by golf
>Snes Pongs BTFO
>>75891388
Hop house 13
>>75891542
probably waiting for NBC to switch over, this is fucking ridiculous.
This is why we need revolution
>fucking rich faggots thinking golf is more important than play off hockey reeeeeeee
SORRY, sorry...
I'm done
>>75891532
Nah they'll win one game at PPG
American beer > rest of world shitty beer
>>75891563
rich people always ruin the NHL
>CBC
>As much time for Pens as for Sens
This is why the CBC needs to be defunded and Toronto stripped of all ability to influence federal politics.
>fat faggot misses his put
jesus fucking christ...
all you players haters
>>75891576
>stone
oh babby
>>75891563
Simmer down, golf and hockey can't bully each other, we're the last white sports now that Hispanics took over baseball
>>75891514
>worst fan base in the league
The fuck are you talking about? 400,000 people were at the Stanley Cup parade, and we have some of the highest tv ratings in the league.
>into the sand
cucked
>>75891576
One of my favorite IPAs out there
This is now a /golf/ thread
got damn that's a beautiful fairway
>>75891604
Vijay Singh is white, look at that sunburn, he needs more ointment
>>75891604
what about lacrosse?
>MLL is a thing, apparently =\
>>75891576
>american beer
>"oh gee billy bob this 2% beer is so strong! i'm only on my 2nd and i'm so drunk right now hiyuk"
>Dumb asshole hits it into the sand trap
>>75891235
Anybody who doesnt say yes is just plain gay
>>75891616
>needing generational talent to avoid relocation
>twice
I don't find Pongs fans to be that bad though. Maybe because my team is in the West.
>>75891388
mill street organic
Golf is pretty much just old people hockey.
golf is for fat old rich wankers
>>75891514
>Worst fanbase in the league, next to Blackhawks
Agreed.
I actually don't have a problem with Pens fans in Pittsburgh or Pennyslvania. It is the bandwagoners from other cities who trigger me.
Any chance we'll see Shattenkirk t-off?
No idea where we are... back to you, um.. Michael..
>>75891388
water
beer if I go to the store later.
>golf guy having to talk about hockey
at least he didn't fuck up the names
>>75891648
>to avoid relocation twice
Well, it's a small market and the team was abysmal. Pittsburgh fans are pretty renowned for their furvor.
>>75891235
That's fucking gay.
He can suck my big black dick though.
>Golf
>>75891235
he'd make an amazing trap
>>75891699
>travels with a matress everywhere he goes
Is this like that chick that says she got raped in college?
>jeff jimmerson
This shitty singer is STILL here 10 years later?
seems like they'll just switch over for puck drop, anthems and shit going on now
>>75891706
what kind of elixir or witches brew are you supping upon tonight, of mighty Kippers -_-
karllson out for game 1 lmoa
This coverage is a goddamn abomination.
i didn't know there was a caps game going on, i thought the pongs eliminated them
where the fuck is the game
>>75891511
yuengling is aiite. the best part about visiting the ol USA is the cheap yuengling
I for one welcome our new golf overlords.
>>75891760
KEK
It's a fucking put! How much time do you need?!
>>75891760
>>75891749
can't drink too much alcohol too often, if that's what you mean
it thins my blood too much and i start bleeding
sipping on some relaxing tea after a big lunch, very comfy
Man, NHL really gets shafted on broadcasting. I couldn't even find the game yesterday.
>it's a person from outside america shits on american beer episode
you dummies realize that craft and homebrew is a pretty big thing right now right?
No more golf
It's GAME TIME BOYS!!
>>75891789
What's hockey?
is it a good investment?
>>75891786
Confirmed. Yuengling is good. Yuengling light even better. Gotta go light. Gotta be right.
>>75891760
No Doc? Fuck, this game already sucks
>Forslund doing the main call instead of Doc
N I C E
I
C
E
Finally
>>75891800
-_-
>>75891801
Kek
Has a country in world history every been as cucked as Canada is right now? Their national past time is delayed by the 10th most popular sport in America. Trump would have nucked NBC headquarters by now if they pulled this shit with football
>>75891760
fucking REKT
suck a dick pongs haters.
>>75891810
If low-key racism is your thing, wew lad, hockey is the sport for you.
>>75891209
>fuck canada in the butt edition
you know crosby is a leaf, right?
>>75891760
explain this joke?
Hey guys. Since there's no basketball on can I post here even though I'm from the South?
Pongs in 3
>>75891847
Well, by golly =D
>Pongs can't even clear the zone
>>75891801
>NBC thinks people want to watch this shit
>they see the viewer count go up even though golf is on
>retarded NBC thinks the people want more golf since the viewer number went up
>people say "where the fuck is my hockey"
>change the channel
>NBC says "See NHL isn't that popular! We had more viewers for the golf game!"
lmao karlsson already nervous, this team is spooked.
Tips and Pongs sweep.
CHECK EM
>>75891867
>the South
>caring about basketball
what
but yeah, just bandwagon Nashville
>>75891881
Story of their post-season so far. It's amazing they've gotten this deep given how shitty they've been on the clearance.
>pongs already on the back foot
>zero offense
ugh this is gonna be a real boring series.
>>75891867
This ain't fer you. Now git!
Malkin. Low energy.
pens are the good guys dezu zenpai
>>75891892
More than hockey. It literally doesn't freeze here
>pongs already choking
Snes sweep confirmed
PIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGG
Odds pnes
Evens snes
Dubs OT
im at work, any youtube streams around?
For me its the pens
>>75891786
>>75891816
I'm definitely biased because I've grown up right in yuengling country, but I swear it's generally the best cheap beer I can find.
Although it could be partially because both my parents are alcoholics who've been drinking yuengling for several decades and it's in my blood.
>>75891852
yeah i know that you deadshit
you realise the ottowa senators are?
>4 minutes gone by
>1 (one) total SOG
Dont think this semen slurping sport is for me
MacArthur is brain damaged
>>75891930
For me, it's poontang...
Dammit Mac.
Did nbc not notice there were no announcers on the stream for the first two minutes?
>>75891955
well you like chugging cum so i'm surprised you aren't already a fan.
>>75891929
One the first posts in the thread
>>75891945
thanks mate, totally scrolled past it
>>75891955
These teams just suck and meme their way to wins.
Nice dubs though
>>75891936
PA bro here. Now in Chicago. Bad move on my part.
>>75891667
>I actually dont have a problem with pens fans in Pittsburgh
And yet you fucks give them shit all the time for the team potentially moving. And their low energy home crowds
what would happen if the ice cracked and they fell in the water?
>>75891955
It's ok, you'll be able to watch tall people slam balls into baskets soon.
>>75891936
visiting atlanta was like visiting hell, except for the yuengling
TOO
MUCH
MAN
ottawa is fucking screwed
TOO MUCH MAN
>>75892017
The bottoms of their skates would get wet
>too many penalty killers
holy shit
HOLY SHIT
REF PUCK
>>75891972
Did you notice literally no one gives a fuck about your life?
>SNES
retard fucking snes
I kind of expect that the sens would have a lot a penalty
I wonder why
>sens trying to cheat
lol
>>75891978
Shouldn't put your insecurities on others anon
>>75892017
that's why so few black people play
>>75892023
they would become extremely rusty
>Metal -lica
>Ref giving instructions to crosby for the 5 on 3
Jesus christ you know there are cameras, right Bettman?
Give Bill your energy gents
Is this really the best Canada has to offer?
PING!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Who here Trader Joe's Gnocchi?
LETS GO SENS
Too much ping
>>75892066
they send their best to the USA
>>75892051
IS THIS TO MUCH CATSUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Postman always rings twice
>rags
>have all these high skilled offensive players
>can't score 5 on 3
>pongs
Wow. much speed. pongs in 5.
>pongs
>crapitalism
>10 MINUTES PASSED
>4 SHOTS COMBINED
>EVEN THOUGH 2 MINUTES OF 5-ON-3
WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>BLATANT INTERFERENCE AND A HIGH STICK FROM THE PENS
>NO CALL
Jesus fucking CHRIST I know I expected it but that's fucking ridiculous refpuck.
>p0ngs
GET ME OUT
>>75891572
Actually yeah, I could see that
>>75892020
Funny you mention Atlanta. I went there for a music festival a couple years ago, and at a restaurant I saw listed on the beer list "Yuengling Amber Ale." I was shocked thinking this was some beer of theirs that somehow eluded me for several years in the Lehigh Valley... I took a sip and went, "Oh, this is just fucking lager." Had no idea it's technically an amber ale, lol
Karlsson with an OT winner
Wow, I didn't realize that the Pongs are honorary >rags
>>75892051
lord kessel
>>75892141
>why isnt my shitty team with literal whos winning yet!?
>Pongs had to go to game 7 just to be the Craps
Sens gonna wins 2bh
>>75892152
>lehigh valley
where you at senpai? easton here.
>>75892163
Someone has to goon...
no boxing last night
Back to SpankBangdotcom for me.
>>75892180
No shit! Easton as well, though I grew up closer to Bethlehem
Why doesn't a team just hire a really really fat American to stand to stand in front of the goal?
There has to be people that width.
>these two shitty teams are the best the east can muster up
Ducks and preds would sweep both these teams
Why is Karlsson always so deep?
He plays so fucking deep.
He's behind the opposite net so much.
Isn't he a defenseman?
>>75892172
>Why does my team of Gary's chosen blowjob recipients need constant powerplays and consequence free goonery to win?
>>75892158
we're the furthest thing from >rags. we have a goalie that's won multiple cups.
can shittsburgh even support a team? they should be relocated
new viewer here, what the fuck is icing?
Will a Canadian team ever win the cup again?
For me its a no.
>>75892219
the yummy stuff on top of a cake you dingus
You just know (((he's))) fixed it for the pens.
>>75892180
Bucknell graduate reporting in.
Is cros the cuck the most overrated player in professional sports history?
>>75892222
>>75892222
Well, that's that...
Karlsson gets a hat trick if get
>>75891388
kale smoothie with dehydrated peanut powder, strawberries, and whole foods organic banana.....
>>75892219
What rapefugees leave in your women.
>nashville or anaheim in the west
>ottawa potentially in the east
How much is NBC giving the NHL to make sure Pittsburgh wins?
>>75892227
well he is a filthy kike...
>>75892216
I mean we could support two cups before the shitty snes existed
>>75892222
>those digits
OH FUG
>>75892227
Are you surprised?
We've known for years just how much rigging (((he's))) done.
>>75892205
Some fugazzi on one of those "sport science" shows said that apparently the incremental net coverage isn't worth the significantly reduced mobility, etc.
why didn't he want to use her mouthguard?
>>75892233
doubtful. stephanie curry is pretty overrated. cant even dunk like a real basketball player.
Ottawa crushes pens in 5
>>75892219
That's when the the firstmost attacking player whooshes up "ice-snow" too high.
>>75892231
I applied to Bucknell but got rejected outright. Wasn't a top choice at the time but in retrospect I wonder if that would've been a better fit for me than Lehigh. Did you enjoy it?
>>75892212
>unironically believing he wouldnt fix it for the caps
"free" education of canada huh?
>>75892222
ooooo baby
>>75892237
>no activated almonds mixed in
Are you even trying to smugly tell people about your healthy eating habits on a Mongolian racquet ball imageboard?
>>75892205
really fat people don't have the wherewithal to slog through dozens of games. They have no willpower. That could probably be solved by just rotating them through games though.
>>75892241
kek
>>75892245
giving them loads, their whole run this year has been supported heavily by refpick
>>75892245
i read it was somewhere around 60 million.
>>75892258
>had to rigged the lottery 2 times to make sure the team stay in shittburgh
hmmm
>>75892222
Meme magic is ded anyways. Macron won
>>75892258
>bankrupt twice
uhhhuh
>>75892309
>this year
>>75892279
aren't you grounded? and if not can you fuck off anyway? thanks
>>75892245
why should NBC care who wins
>>75892281
He won MVP last season. Best shooter in the world. And I'm not even an NBA fan.
Sid the Yid is a meme player
>>75892321
kek has consistently delivered these playoffs
>>75892317
>had to rig the lottery
I thought lemieux came in and bought the team?
>>75892290
meh. not really. you pretty much had to join a frat if you wanted a social life.
>>75892219
Don't listen to those other dicks
>>75892285
This is the actual answer
>>75892321
>does not believe in reverse meme magic
You reap the whirlwind...
>>75892339
because they want people to watch. the only draw is anaheim vs. pittsburgh.
>>75892227
I don't think so this year, they want a west coast win to bump viewership there. the nhl is trying to avoid edmonton or islanders type dynasties as well
>5 combined shots
>13 minutes of play
HE CAN'T KEEEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THISSSS
IT'S CONFERENCE FINALS
NOT SLEEPY BORING FINALS
>>75892341
Does anyone have that screen shot of the guy with hex who said snes win the cup?
sens fighting just to stay afloat lmao
>>75892371
shut the fuck up kippers.
>>75892340
wrong. LeGod won mvp last year. get a clue, sweetie.
>>75892328
>bankrupt for a century
lel
>>75892364
oh that's right. All Ottawa fans will be watching HNIC regardless.
>>75892345
that was the 2nd time
>>75891388
TWISTED
E
A
S
>>75892371
last night's game was high event, least is just shitty
offering for Bill
>>75892391
the pongs were?
>>75892381
For real. As bad as the pens are playing the sens aren't even in this game
>we gave old people cupcakes
>it made them feel special
>>75892361
whats phil doing in the stands?
>>75892390
how come in the NBA the semi-finals is going on
but then the conference finals is also going on?
like in NHL we wait for all teams to finish playing before the next round goes on
seems weird to me
>>75892371
I don't think hockey is for you
Would NBC even bother to broadcast the finals if it was between two Canadian teams?
>>75892364
>Anaheim
>draw
Nashville has better ratings and a better crowd. They definitely want Preds/Pens.
>>75892350
Same problem I have with Lehigh. Far too large a proportion of Chads and Staceys from gated NJ communities.
Not the most friendly campus for anti-social psuedo-intellectual weirdos like me. Even the English department is comprised overwhelmingly of SJW normies.
>>75892340
>I'm not even an NBA fan
>curry is the best shooter in the world
You didnt need to tell people you didn't know shit for them to realize it
>>75892427
because niggers dont understand fundementals of tournament play.
>>75892436
yeah, because yesterday's 100 shots combined game was boring, right?
>>75892411
Fairweather racetraitor fans don't know about Ottawa HC
>>75892442
umm sorry to inform you bud but welcome to just about every college campus in america these days
Oh boy I cant wait to watch the snes play 60 min of trap.
>>75892440
nobody gives a rats ass about nashville outside of nashville. anaheim has a worldwide fan base
POWER OF MEMES
BASED MANLET
>pongs
The meme begins
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR
P A G E A U
A
G
E
A
U
Wow. The Snes are gonna' meme their way to the SCF
Fuuuuck
>pangs
>>75892440
LA get more TV viewers
more viewers means more ratings
more advertising dollars
bing bong bing
>ARE YOU THIS DENSE!!?? REALLY!???!
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>Pongs
>>75892469
Anaheim has no fans anywhere. Sorry m8, stats don't lie.
MANLET FROM GATINEAU
PAGEAU
>f1eury
Honestly. how did the sens just score. are the pens retarded?
AHAHAHAHAAH ITS OVER, PONGS GETTING SWEPT
>calling the jackets and capitals the pens "natural" rivals
When are people gonna realise that it's not a rivalry if one team always wins
SCAAAAR
>pongs
PAGEAUUUUUUU
Ottawa win the stan lee cup
Praise kek
:'(
HAHA GET FUCKED
>>75892427
cuz NBA has a bunch of coverage. ESPN, TNT, and the NBA channel have rights to the finals. So they can afford to just constantly give games.
Manlets are the future.
>>75892427
exposed.
>>75892500
nobody cares about hockey in tennessee, fag.
Dubs 4 Pageau. Wooo
>pongs
>>75892463
idk what you're talking about m8
>>75892440
Yellowest play-off finals ever
PAGEAU
PENS BTFO
>>75892492
Los Angeles doesn't fucking care about the Ducks
>hainsey gives up another goal
well i can see why it took him 900+ gamesto make it to the playoffs for the first time
pens will still win desu
>>75892489
im still baffled as to how the they've made it this far with a group of literal whos and an injured karlsson.
1-0 SENS
SHUT IT DOWN BOYS
1-3-1 FORMATION NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
5 SHOTS COMBINED FOR THE NEXT 2 PERIODS
SHUT IT
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWN
>>75892525
even less people care about hockey in analslime LMAO
K e K
e
K
I'm streaming through the CBC and goddamn they make those golf announcers sound exciting
>Pittsburgh Pungents
>You activated my trap card
>>75892501
SKATE ON YOUNG MANLET
>>75892525
Then why do they have high ratings and why are all the games sold out?
Hainsey is bottom pairing anywhere in the league but somehow he gets top pairing in Pitt. Really activates your almonds.
>>75892442
What you writing boy? Anything good?
Reminder the penguins literally play their worst hockey in the first period every game
>>75892390
When did Cuckby last win MVP?
>>75892501
SKATE ON YOUNG MANLET
>>75892554
what is Elon Musk doing?
>>75892574
last year
>>75892501
Skate on young manlet
>>75892501
Skate on young manlet
>Pongs
Snes are about to activate all trap thrusters
what's with the empty seats?
>>75892574
I think the same year Kevin Durant did in the NBA.
don't shill SNL to me you fucking kikes
>>75892554
>pongs can't counterattack if they always have the puck
true genius
>>75892542
meme magic is focused on sports now, not politics.
Pingus BTFO
OMFG WHAT THE FUCK THE REF LITERALLY LEVITATED THE PUCK OUT FOR THE PENGUINS
FUCKING REFPUCK REEEEEEEEEEE
stop forcing fat women comedians, thanks
>SJW LIVE !!!!!! =D
I hate NBC
when we revolt, their one of the first to go
>SJWnight live
goales on the top right of the net bar downs should only give .75 of a point.
>>75892605
They're watching golf at the bar.
how come toronto don't want senators to win cup?
>>75892605
Gotta lineup for the hotdogs before the intermission
FUCK CANADA
>>75892619
meme magic was always sports focused, /pol/ came in years late and tried to siphon it but the natural order has been restored
Noots are still going to win.
>>75892568
because there's nothing else to fucking do in that town.
anaheim has a storied history and has the respect of hockey fans worldwide.
>>75892644
why the fuck do you ask so many questions
>>75892627
who is saying that?
If you'd follow the sens you'll know that they got their fair share of daley the game penalty
>>75892454
Name a more prolific shooter
>>75892632
You'd have to go outside to revolt you cuck.
SCAAAAAAARRRRRRRR
>>75892466
For the most part you're probably right, but I have a few friends who are also kind of a weirdos who went to UPitt who seem to have had better luck finding people with similar interests. Maybe a bigger school would have been better for me.
>>75892572
Nothing lately. Tbh I don't know what the fuck I'm gonna do with an English degree, I just chose it because I love literature and writing in general. Retarded I know but my dad would probably disown me if I didn't get a degree in something.
It's kind of embarrassing but I like writing jokes and humorous stuff the most.
You a writer?
>>75892644
cuz toronto is fuckin gay.
who here /honeybadger/
>>75892644
same reason ottawa doesn't want leafs to win cup
HAHAHAH
>SNES
>>75892227
>fixed for a shitty rust town with half the population of a rural town in the midwest
Why?
Most profitable would be to pump up the western states market.
>>75892644
an extremely faggy rivalry. I have toronto 'diehards' always talk to me about how ottawa is 'smug' and 'uppity' and should know their place. whatever
>>75892664
lmao
>>75892644
Cus fuck em.
Also if the roles were reversed Ottawa wouldn't want Leafs to win.
>>75892670
A shooter who doesn't absolutely disappear in the finals is automatically a better shooter than curry
Craig Anderson isn't showing his bars enough love. Soon the puck will deflect into the goal instead of out of it.
>>75892664
>anaheim has a storied history
wat
>>75892469
>worldwide fan base
>yfw this is the typical Canacuck family
Can white bois even compete?
>>75892684
exactly. this cup is going to the cucks if bettman can make it happen
>>75892641
If you wanna be a sniper u gotta go bar downskis, schmeltz
>>75892698
>lafs in a final yeah right
>>75892715
It was immortalized on film with their storied captain Emilio Estevez
>>75892542
they're whos because the media doesn't focus on them much
methot, turris and hoffman would get attention on a bigger team
>>75892664
As a ducks fan you are a retard. They don't have a worldwide fanbase. The only fans outside of Anaheim is some canadian fans. Please stop this.
>>75892469
The All-Star game wasn't there last year you dumb fuck
https://mobile.nytimes.com/2013/01/09/us/nashville-takes-its-turn-in-the-spotlight.html
>"Nashville's Latest Big Hit Could Be The City Itself"
anaslime BTFO
>>75892722
>Girl in white
S-shes fast
>>75892742
EMILIOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>75892715
Quack quack quack quack quack quack
>>75892715
alright let's say it's Preds/Sens final. That will lead to another lockout due to record low ratings. The SCF needs Pittsburgh period
>pongs in charge of playing pp
>>75892730
lets go caps! shit, i mean sens!
>>75892722
no pajeet, its not. let us watch our hockey and get back to your tech support
Snes and preds final would be so fucking boring with trap play
>>75892722
what's wrong with that? that's a beautiful family
>>75892605
>paying to see your team lose to the snes
>>75892698
against the pongs I would vote for the laffs
>>75892758
They just locked out with record high ratings and revenue. It's just greed.
>>75892742
GORDON BOMBAY
>>75892773
Not enough "sauce" ;_;
>these are not tears
>>75892678
Nope. I work in a lab. Just tinkering with grapes. fuckers need so much water to grow. california hasn't been getting a lot of water. enter sandman.
>>75892753
>>75892771
>>75892773
KEK this is a Snes beat reporter btw, his name is "Ian Mendes" somehow
CANAKEKS BTFO
How will they ever recover?
Ffs, the Pens better fucking score on this one.
What the fuck was that?
>all this refpuck
>>75892605
People attempting to beat concession and bathroom lines
Holy fuck how undisciplined are the sens. Its not even refpuck anymore
>>75892715
There's an entire Disney franchise about them you dumb fuck
Stop giving the penguins powerplays. They'll never tie the game this way, Bettman.
What a fucking dive
how did the snes make it this far? all these awful penalties they're giving up. if the pongs were a better team they would be dumpstering these candian dipshits like the trash they are.
>Bettman's fw Ottawa-Nashville SCF
>>75892722
i'd hit.
that ref puck
wtf is wrong with the refs
>get tapped on the visor
>throw your head back like you got punched
It didn't even touch him wtf
what are the chance that the powerplay time balance back?
>>75892812
Ian Mendes is great fuck you
>>75892805
californians are fucking retarded
almonds and avocados takes the most water comparatively to other vegetation
california has no water
yet they grow that shit
dumb dumbs
>>75892822
>stick literally in his face
>refpuck
Kill yourself casual
>>75892824
It's pretty brilliant strategy considering how shit the pens powerplay has been.
pens do take A LOT of dives
>SSSSSSSCCCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>pens pp
>>75892831
This. It was a high stick for sure, but the fucker should have gotten an embelishment penalty.
>>75892833
There aren't penalties you inbred, cumguzzling shitbird.
That's the rigging in action allowing the pens to continue to be the shitty bunch of goons they are and dive like they're at the olympics with no consequence.
god damn we suck on PP
>the city of Pittsburgh can go fuck themselves for one(1) intermission
>>75892846
Kill yourself
>>75892501
Skate on young manlet
>Penis pp
>>75892833
interesting to note that we had fewer penalty than the Bruins and >rags
it really makes you think
>>75892724
ferda
>>75892825
>confusing artificial history with actual history
yeh cbj is also highly storied cause they have a cannon rite?
>>75892812
Is he shorter than his wife?
He's "Mendez" but looks black and has Indian kids? Kinda weird.
>>75892865
The ducks are worse.
>>75892805
we just had a record breaking year in rain though. We got like 8 inches of rain in one day. We are already starting to worry how we're gonna deal with all the runoff when the snowpack melts.
>>75892861
>le sticks to the face aren't penalties
You fags wont say a fucking word about refpuck when the pens start getting called
>>75892850
you are giving the sens way to much credit. they are just fucking around right now.
Will everyone be rushing out to see Wonder Woman?
>>75892846
Kippers...you don't even know what you're talking about. California's most water consuming crops are alfalfa and marijuana.
>>75892845
>that skin
>""Ian Mendes""
>>75892860
>>75892831
as if. you're watching the slow mo and crying that he made it appear worse.
he got hit in the head with the stick, coming up. lets see which direction your head goes when you get uppercutted.
>>75892848
this
WE NEED MORE SHOTS IN THIS GAME
MORE SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTS
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>75892848
It didn't touch him
>>75892908
>watching movies
>especially capeshit
no thanks
>>75892900
Because if the pens even take a penalty that isn't obvious too much man or puck over glass I'll fucking believe in the second coming of christ, because it'll be a miracle.
The refs won't call shit on pissburgh, especially against Ottawa.
We saw this in the regular season when Methot had his finger chopped off without any fucking call.
>>75892805
You realize they officially declared the drought in California over earlier this year? How retarded are you?
>this is the series Anderson decides to be ultra elite
>forced to use backup goaler in the finals
>>75892908
i don't get out much anymore, anon
>yfw the snes ruin hockey with 1-3-1
>>75892883
'mendes' is a portuguese name, the poruguese conquered parts of india (see Goa), and thats why you see pajeets with names like 'dsouza', 'mendez' etc.
>>75892915
are you sexually attracted to shots?
>>75892825
Holy kek. You're a fucking retard.
Fuck I miss Bobby Ryan.
>>75892916
Yes it did. It barely touched him and it should've been embellishment I guess but it definitely was a penalty you refpuck screaming autistic faggot
top kek Don
>>75892883
Hes a PAjeet and hes fucking that woman
Canacucks must have micropenises
PLAYOFF CITY POWER RANKINGS:
>Nashville
>Pittsburgh
>Ottawa
>Los Anaslime
>Kessel watching netflix on the bench
>don cherry saying fuck off
lmao
>>75892910
Alfalfa is grouped with hay and straw, which combines for 6 million acre feet per year.
Almonds alone is 2.2 million acre feet per year.
>>75892915
Kippers, pls. Control your vagina.
>pens literally getting PPs in abundance
>pens have the best attackers in the league
>favorite to win
>Ottawa still leads and manages to score
Pongs are definitely losing
Anyone get a screengrab of Bill on the tablet?
Ducks fan here
How's Bobby Ryan been during the playoffs ?
>>75892943
..what type of shots
>>75892833
He throws his head back in the opposite direction of the stick. Embellished
>>75892908
me and my friends are actually going to see it multiple times
the fucking trailers are bomb ass
>>75892923
>because if the pens take a penalty that isn't too many men or delay of game
So you didn't watch last series at all? Go kill yourself casual. You sound like a fucking Facebook normie MUH CONSPIRACIES
>>75892931
Yeah, I know that feel. I'll bet I have you beat in the length of time I usually go without speaking to another human being.
>>75892846
no one wants to be a soy or corn farmer. gotta do exotic shit that's not right for the climate and upset the natural soil content. and then people bitch about genetically modified shit. bitch. starve. end of rant.
>>75892974
Pongs losing in 6*
>>75892960
>Ottawa
you mean Kanata
>sens goal posts mvp
>>75892980
on net
unless you're a corsi fag
This is the worse Conferences Finals and the worse line up for the Stan Lee in my sorry, old as fuck ass life
>>75892942
Looks like ya learn something every day.
Thought it was just Filipinos who have fucking Spanish last names like De La Rosario or something.
>>75892942
>yfw white bois ancestors literally subjugated his ancestors and now he's fucking their women
>>75892893
good. plow more. problem solved.
>>75892998
Are you a fucking inbred retard who can't breathe properly?
The rigging is for american teams.
It's only apparent in Canada vs America games you dumb nigger.
Ok so once Ottawa wins the cup, who gets the Conn Smythe? Pageau, Anderson or Karlsson?
>>75892977
way better than expected
>>75892984
>people that are hit with objects lurch toward the object and not away from it
Holy fuck dude are you literally in 3rd grade? They teach you basic physics yet?
>>75893002
mfw white libs got millions of africans to starve to death because they told the blacks GMO foods are poisonous so they die from starvation instead
>>75892908
im really looking forward to it, even though i know it's going to be a raging dissappointment.
i'm really just going so i can sit there at the end of the movie and confirm my dissappointmen.
Time for a pep talk.
>>75893015
What's the best conference finals match up grandpa?
How the hell is the SNES winning!?
>dat based Marlies suit
Fuck yeah Don
>>75893035
we don't have the infrastructure to deal with snow..
>>75892980
Cumshots
>>75893064
memes
>>75892893
your mom got my 8 inches in one day
lol
>>75892812
there's a lot of indians with portuguese names because of the goa colony
>>75893057
Can't be any worse than Suicide Squad, right?
>>75893036
>i-its not the just the penguins!!!
>the whole league is against Canada!!!!
A hahahaha hah fucking kill yourself for real idiot. Preferably wrap your head in tinfoil till you can't breathe
>>75893079
sounds like a problem for some offseason apple pickers. or you know spend some gil and rework irrigation lines.
>>75893088
both ducks and pens played in a game 7.
how much affect does this have?
>>75893104
Did you or did you not watch the fucking travesty of rigging in the Ducks/Oilers series?
>>75893103
the worst thing in Suicide Squad was that Asian girl
>>75893097
So wait, let me get this straight, Canacuck ""Men"" are such beta males that their women get stolen by former slaves?
KEKERINOOOOOOOOO HOLY SHIT MY SIDES
>>75893138
I don't know, but I wouldn't think that matters for the Pens considering they're outplaying the Snes and should be up probably 3-0 right now if they weren't shit lmao
>shitty cassie campbell gets order of canada
>don and ron don't
Canada fucking sucks
>>75893040
Pageau gets it if he score 12
Anderson gets it if he gets better sv.% this series and maybe a couple more assists
Karlsson if the others don't reach those milestones
>bonus McArthur gets it and concusses himself after lifting the stan Lee cup
>>75893061
laffs/ruins hasbs
kangz hawks
xD
"Ovechkin is a horse" - Don
Fkn love Don
>>75893143
Did you see game 7 of the ducks/oilers game? Why did the ducks go after the Edmonton's depleted defense?
>>75893161
Stolen? You mean given up happily because it's the right thing to do.
>>75893149
the worst thing in this thread is you
hold your horses and he trotz
>Cassie Campbell has an order of Canada and Ron McLean doesn't
>>75893103
yeah. they could have just adapted assault on arkham and it would have been fine.
>>75893161
why are you fagging up a hockey thread. take this horseshit to /pol/
>>75893143
glad analslime overcame that absurd refpuck desu
>>75893149
I don't think there was anything I would consider good about the film.
The script seemed like it was written by an edgy adolescent.
>>75893056
favorite quote I pull out when libs want to get cute: "Despite all our achievements we owe our existence to a six-inch layer of topsoil and the fact that it rains”
>>75893149
*academy award winning Suicide Squad
>>75893183
So is he gonna get taken out back and shot since he's got a bum leg right now?
>>75893197
Don Cherry doesn't even fucking have one
>>75893061
1. Wings v. Avs, 97
2. BHawks v. Kings, 14
3. Habs v. Bruin, 79
4. Rags v. Devils, 94
that's all you get, you person..
>>75893161
even tiny filipino mexican """men""" are stealing women lol
>>75893197
probably cause she's a strong women
>>75893172
big titties go a long way
>>75893224
>young person
>>75893182
Maybe the leafs bruins is a good match up. Kangz and cocks are cancerous match up.
>>75893226
i don't care if he steal her I just want to see her tits pop off that dress
We back yet?
>>75893216
I still can't believe they won for make-up.
What the fuck? It's fucking garbage.
>ywn see don cherry get knighted
ffs canada change your laws pls
>>75893226
>that cleavage
does it end?
all superhero movies are trash desu
>>75893247
no, leafs or bruins vs the hasb
>>75893250
she does on her instagram i think
>>75893219
He was pissed because Ovie only played 15 mins
He needs atleast 30 according to Don
>>75893143
Oh its some coiler faggot whining about refpuck again. Which ref scored those 3 goals in 3 minutes?
>>75893272
hope not
>fucking michael ignatieff has an order of canada
Seriously is this a meme award?
>Don Cherry wearing a Marlies suit instead of anything remotely related to the Snes
Kek never change Don
>>75893250
been snowed in a long time, eh leaf?
NEW THREAD
>>75893284
>>75893284
>>75893284
>>75893265
>donna sherri will die in your lifetime
top of the fucking world
>>75893226
Tits reaching her knees without the top?
>>75893283
habs vs b-ruins is always a shit show
>>75893306
He had a sens tie dumbass
What do you mean the Sens are about to get a PP? THAT WASN'T ON THE SCRIPT!
>>75892764
Nice meme Anon
>>75893280
this
>>75893226
Jesus fuck those are natural.
>>75891716
I would expect nothing less on 4bong than that.
>>75892501
skate on young manlet!