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Official /turnleft/ Go Bowling 400 @ Kansas Speedway Race Thread

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Coverage about to get started on FS1.

Blaney on the pole.
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Rolling for winner
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First for Danica
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stream pls
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Joonyer
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>>75891305
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Comeback Kahne
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>>75891333
Will she be too sore to drive after Stenhouse won last week?
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I fucking love mikey
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>>75891333
Could she drive while pregnant?
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>>75891333
i want to hear her scream go daddy
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Clit to get first victory of the year today.
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>>75891359
>>75891391
>>75891404
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>>75891446
Hometown hero
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Rolling for winnar
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Murica fuck yeah
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>get onto stream
>talking about Dale Jr
>mfw

also stream

http://www.stream2watch.cc/livenow/motor-sport/28477/monster-energy-nascar-sprint-cup-gobowling-400-live-stream#
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WONDER
WOMAN
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>here's a young lady
Awkward silence
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>Danica feature segment
>Vince subtly hinting to Danica to get pregnant and retire
>dog mom
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>used to winning
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>>75891656
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>>75891666
wew
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>>75891666
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>>75891666
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>>75891666
what a juicy little tease
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>>75891666
I wonder what's going on to the right that could be so distracting. Those homosexuals don't seem to notice Danica's ass in their peripheral.
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>>75891913
handegg
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>Harvick is only three inches
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>>75891913
Must be the Drivers Lot
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>that dick trickle shirt
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Black football man and Larry the Cable Guy
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Larry The Cable Guy in a Dick Trickle shirt
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>gridwalk
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why does he look so disheveled
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>>75891913
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FREEDOM TIME
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>Praying when god isn't even real
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Praying for Kryle to crash in segment 1
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>obligatory boot licking and bible thumping
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>>75892113
Momma
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>>75891913
They've made it out of puberty, which means they don't think with their dicks 24/7, and don't fawn over no tit / hips / or ass having midget attention whores the way you beta nerds do.
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>>75892058
>>75892065
Based larry
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BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT
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>>75892155
Virgin
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>>75892113
Those reactions are more appropriate
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rolling for winner
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>>75892113
>she's probably not wearing any undies
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Someone has a non BS steam link?

Canadian leddit guy gonna stream the start of race today
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>>75892182
Says the nerd defending fawning over a middle aged base bitch the same way 13 year old girls fawn over Justin Bieber.

Just KYS already and get it over with, eunuch.
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Propane and propane accessories
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>>75892230
Fight me
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>>75892220
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>>75892229
Canadian leddit guy is an hour late getting home so no stream from him for another hour or so
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Aw yeah new Dale Jr commercial.

I bet he becomes a product placement whore like Shaq.
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B-but we just saw your new commercial
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>>75892270
Yeah I forget the don't gonna stream

So who gonna stream for him today?
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>stay tuned for the debut of my new commercial which literally just played
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dales gold digging wife who left a doctor for him will have a tv show next year with jr
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>Get 'er done!
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>>75892304
>>75892314
>FS1
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>>75892292
>i bet he becomes a product placement whore like Shaq.

Actualy he gonna get into a reality show about rebuilding a city
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we all know Kurt wins today.
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>It's not very line sensitive

Oh boy, they can just mash the pedal and don't need to worry as long as they stay on the track, what a great design.

How many more days until Le Mans?
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>>75892377

DUBS CONFIRM IT
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How much longer will Kansas have two dates? IIRC the only reason it got a second was because of Sprint.
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Rolling tor first caution

>Default to LaJoie if no match
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>tfw both bowling alleys in my down got closed down
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>>75892410
34
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>>75892308
Check this plebbit page
There's a bunch of streams there including an ACE stream
/r/motorsportsstreams/
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>lost race on last at dega
>says that goes for a real track next week
>Goes to Kansas
>Races on tucks, passes everyone (even young teammates that needs victory) and wins
>Inb4 have a bad cup race

Brad K was right, Kyle Busch is a ASS
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rolling for what lap there's a big one
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>>75892464
I think for a while... Doesn't it get good attendance? I know it's the only driveable track to large swaths of the country
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>Carl Long in the field

I'm so happy. His fine was such bullshit.
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>>75892464
Maybe 2017 will be last year of Kansas since that lot of changes are promised for 2018
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>premier stream i use is gone
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>Unapproved weather

kwk
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Boogery
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>first Ford win: 2005

SUCH HISTORY
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LETS GO

B
O
W
L
I
N
G

D R I V E R S
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22 is wrecking on lap 5
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>>75892464
Replace this Kansas date with Indy infield.
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>>75892675
Same
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>>75892666
Not today, Satan.
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>>75892675
replace both with IRP
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>>75892666
pls be true
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>>75892701
bah.

thats what I get for being a hater
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>danica dropping back
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What are ya eating

what are ya drinking
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rolling for first car caught speeeding
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>the blue 78
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>>75892760
just finished eating some general tso chicken with veggie fried rice.

now I'm having a Miller High Life
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>>75892760
/turnleft/ lounge obvi
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>It's a Truex leads 225 laps episode.
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>>75892760

Thinking about making a chipotle run here in 5-10 min, I have some DewSA and rum, may or may not drink
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>>75892779

>CLOSE ENOUGH TO TRUEX

PLS
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roll for the winner
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>>75892847
ALL MY NIGGER FTW
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>>75892585

PREMIER STREAM

maxinlive com/page/play/nascar-sprint-cup-gobowling-400
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>>75892802
>it's a truex leads most of the race and then a speeding penalty or pit road miscue loses him the lead late, giving the win to Kryle or Kimmie
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drift bowyer
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>>75892760
Yuengling
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>troox
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Hey, they got the order right this time!
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Dew
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Cassill with some TV time
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YEAH JR CANT WAIT TO SEE AN EPIC DEW COMMERCIAL I ALSO LOVE NATIONWIDE
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BRING BACK BAJA BLAST YOU FUCKS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Ive seen this commercial twice and I am already tired of it.
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who here /ragsinabox/
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These Dale Jr commercials are falling flat. Should have hired Tim and Eric.
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Have you ordered your Dew SA yet?
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Number didn't work
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>>75893028
This one is longer tho
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why are they advertising a commercial. i dont fucking care god damn it
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LANDON
A
N
D
O
N
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commercial caution
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>>75893048
even worse
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COMMERCIAL CAWSHUN
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>>75893028
This is the extended cut though

>commercial caution
>castle
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>>75893028
I woke up again today and am tired of living
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>>75893039
Tim and Eric are unfunny washed up losers
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AD FREE STREAM:

maxinlive com/page/play/nascar-sprint-cup-gobowling-400
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>mother fucker
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>>75893100
it a bit behind but better than watching wonder jewoman and Shill Jr
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>>75893099
sam hyde why are you on /sp/
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>>75893095
hang on for one more day Anon.

any day Kurt wins is a great day.
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>>75893132
>watching billboards go around in a circle surrounded by other billboards while announcers shill products

>can't watch commercials
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>>75893099
Pleb tastes detected
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>Mom relax I only just almost killed a biker hurrrrrrrr

I haven't seen ads in a while, this and the dew ad are killing me. Are they always this terrible?
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>>75893148
He isn't funny either
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>>75892891
nice.
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>>75893167
Really activates the almonds
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>>75893030
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>>75893167
>defending Jewmercials

Slit your wrists already.
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All these fucking ads
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>>75893030
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>>75893287
delet
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>>75893287
you dun goofed
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>>75893287
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>in house high speed low drag visor action

What the fuck is this.
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I've already forgot who's leading after all these ads, Christ.
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commercial caution
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Lads, why does /ourguy/ suck?
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>landon again
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another commercial ""caution""
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>>75893450
that's the whole point. you're supposed to forget how boring the start and middle are and only rememeber the meme last 10 laps
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fucking Landon, sort yourself out
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Jesus Christ Landon
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>commercial caution
>landon again
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>Caution comes out during commercial break
>inb4 additional commercial break before green
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L M A O
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>Chess
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>chess
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Chase fucked in the pits. rip
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Jr's crewmen almost got Rich'd
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What the fuck Chase?
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Inb4 Landon crashes again during this commercial
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Does that count as a mcdowell caution?
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>harvick said its hard to pass

shit race ahead at shit track
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I'm watching hockey during the commercial breaks and it feels like I'm seeing more hockey than NASCAR.
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Why in the fuck are the pits so poorly designed? Why are you allowed to pit during a caution?

>hurr let's put all these fucking cars in a tiny space when we have shitloads of room
>oh no why are they hitting

ya'll motherfuckers need traffic circles
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>>75893569
Education for our underage B&
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPcCdC_Ic1o
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>>75893603
There are more commercials than racing so you are seeing more hockey
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>>75893611
Contact on pit road is pretty rare actually.
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That wasn't McDowells fault fuck off chase
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chase is an unikable faggot
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>>75893664
Bill will try to keep him humble but Chase will always be a brat with a silver spoon.
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>Cawshun
>a dillon ruins the fun again
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epic drift breh
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>>75893664

He's going to win MPD every year after Jr. retires
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Is that active aero for braking?

That looks dope.
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>>75893664
this

My god i hate that fucker
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chase is so hot tho
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Lol
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>>75893823
NASCAR is screwed if Jr. doesn't stick around in some capacity
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>>75893823
JOONYA NATION
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>>75893823
what is the number?
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NO
O

BRAKES
R
A
K
E
S
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>>75893823
What happens when you call? Is it literally just to mail order a 12 pack of pop?
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>>75893935
yes
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>it's a clean air episode
>whoever gets the lead off of the last pit stop will win
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>>75893987
There's gotta be an easier way to buy soda.
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>>75894088
Some places don't do the dew, like Vegas
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>>75893823
all autistic kids and boomers
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stages are gay
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if only Jimmie had a personality
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>>75894184
ur gay
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>>75894238
no u
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So what did I just watch? They went around a couple times, but nobody won, they just got points?

>Well this guy finished first
>cut to commercials

Really, what just happened?
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>>75894184
WHUT DAWN'T EWE LYKE ABOWT STAYGE RAYCIN'?
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That fucking fender
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>>75894184
Honestly I like the stages
Problem is I don't give a fuck about NASCAR in general these days because of the chase
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>>75894307
Dale Sr. is rolling in his grave
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>>75894348
You saw that too?

Driver side all kinds of flared the fuck out....
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>>75894391
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>>75894348
I didnt see, who?
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>>75894304
Yo dawg we heard you like racing so we put races inside your races so you can watch commercials while you watch commercials.
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>gimmie
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>>75894432
>artificially tampering with race results is ok
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Danicles trying to kill Bayne
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>>75894436
Kryle.

Junior too.

Left side shit is all kinds of flared the fuck out.
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>DEJA VU
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DEJA VU
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>>75894645
>>75894648
Drift mind
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>>75894122
This. Who the fuck actually watches commercials other than old boomers?

>>75894184
I'm used to them now. Changing the Chase to le Playoffs is the real infuriating thing.
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>gimmie

there might just be some hope for this race
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le bland man flat tire
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jimmie btfo
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>gimmie
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Krut's flared side skirt caused that
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>>75891666
can someone make a gif of this for me?

please
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>>75894786

>Kyle Busch leading

Yeah, nah.
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>>75894829

the left side is the flared side
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>>75894856
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Why is Jan from Toyota so hot? It doesn't seem right.
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le plebbit leaf is streaming now

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCB3JqqSKcAk6k34zCfOexog/live
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>>75894876
yeah, I want to send it to a friend who can't play webm's for some reason.

I'm old and don't technology
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>>75894925
how do I report copyright infringement as a third party?
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>>75895032
just send him this
https://www.instagram.com/danicapatrick/
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>>75895070
Tie yourself a noose
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When did weezer start sponsoring Danica?
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>>75895070
claim you work for Pinty's
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>>75895085
tyvm anon
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Kahne is your 2017 champion
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Suarez is the only one who really benefits from these bonus points.
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>>75895105

whataburger imo
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>>75895163
I mean most of the drivers who finish in the top ten have a guaranteed spot in the playoffs.
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Bread just got penalized
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>Kryle wins
>epic post race interview shit talking commences

Can't wait.
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>>75895311
Will he talk about this being a real track
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>Krut
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Lucky krut
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LELJOIE
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>leljoie
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>7 cautions so far
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>LaMeme gets a caution
>Krut doesnt
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>LAJOIE

lmao
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>>75892760
Caution on the track, how about caution for your tummy? Americrown Service Corp, the official food and beverage vendor for all ISC properties, is proud to present these BRAND NEW specialty concessions items for this weekend's race at Kansas International Speedway.

Tachos
>Tater tots nachos featuring chili and cheese

Shrimp Roll
>Jumbo shrimp mixed with mayo, celery and onions on a New England style roll

50/50 Bacon-infused Cheddar Burger
>A PREMIUM ground beef - ground bacon to form a 50/50 patty topped with cheddar cheese, lettuce, tomato and onion

Dip Stick Special
>Smoked sausage with a cheddar, jalapeño, bacon, corn bread crust dipped in tangy house made BBQ sauce

Other Sausage options
>New Specialties include Smoke Cheddar Jalapeno Sausages and Louisiana Red Hot Sausages

For the less decisive at heart, we have just the thing:

Buffalo Dog
>For fans who want a hot dog but crave the blaze of a Buffalo Wing, we have the new Buffalo Dog, a hot dog rolled in buffalo sauce, topped with bleu cheese crumbles and diced celery; or the KC Que Dog, a hot dog topped with pulled pork, fried onion straws and BBQ sauce

Cheeseburger Dog
>A cheeseburger in the shape of a hot dog on a seeded hot dog bun topped with lettuce, tomatoes, onions and pickles.

Not convinced? Let Executive Speedway Chef Vanwagner show you our specialty Banh Mi Burger and Blazen Wrap!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAVLFuwfshI

pic semi-related
>Pulled pork, smoked brisket, potato salad and baked beans from Section 134's "Up In Smoke"!!!!!!

fun fact
>Pieroguy's pierogies is the official pierogie of Kansas Speedway, but they closed in 2012
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I get it! Lajoie has the recycle logo on his car because he trashes it every week.
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>stages
>crash clock
>free pass

what the fuck is this bullshit
this isn't racing
it's pro wrestling on wheels
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>NASCAR bending rules for Gimmie

color me supplied
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>>75895389
>Nice to be back on a real race track where driver skill actually makes a difference...
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>>75895484
God bless you
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>>75895484
Thanks concession poster
The Banh Mi Burger looks great
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>>75895512
U got a prawblem wit dat bub?

aint gunna git nun on me
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>>75895485
7/10
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>>75895484

Tell me what I should get next week at Charlotte.

Not sure if they have track food in the Media Center but I'm gonna keep an eye out.
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Black girl wants to fuck a country boy commercial
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>>75895643
More like country boy wants to fuck a black girl. Get cucked.
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>>75895571
Couldn't they have at least gotten Carl Edwards who isn't a beanpole

I love Jr so much
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lol jr
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>>75895624
Please see if they still have the Speedway Picnic Burger

>pic related
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>>75895643

>Not finding the most attractive negro girl on your plantation and colonizing her

>tfw I will never own a comfy plantation in Dixieland
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>>75895670
>>75895643
More like
>If we use a black girl, they can't call us racist white people meet.com
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>>75895694

Holy fucking shit

I think I might just stick to Bojangles
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>>75895694
muh gawd
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>>75895624
Take a photo with Krut holding this
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>Danica running 13th
w...what?
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>>75895694
>the 6,209-calorie smorgasbord of food has eight ¼-pound burgers, eight hotdogs, 1.5 pounds of pulled pork, 1 pound of bacon, lettuce, tomatoes and eight slices of American cheese piled on a 14-inch sesame seed bun. The burger costs $35 and comes wrapped with a tablecloth and includes serving utensils, plates and napkins for the full speedway picnic experience.

If they don't have that get the Funnel Baconator simply because it comes up in every singe trackfood search I've done
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>>75895624
I'll be there too. Taking my kid
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>Gaulding
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whats his endgame
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>Danica doing good
>>
Commercial caution brought to you by Dr Pepper
>>
remove BK racing
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>>75895817
He's just trying to get Jaime McMurray's attention
>>
>>75895773
Thank You based outlaw
>>
>>75895842
30 car fields desu
>>
>>75895842
no way man. we need more teams fighting for their place. we all know the winner will most likely be one of the top 10 drivers, but having the others have a chance is what make this a sport
>>
>a sniper will not take mikey out in my lifetime
>>
>>75895842

Why? They're a perfect meme team.

>Go dumpster diving for drivers and pay them no salary
>Cars are shitty MWR hand-me-downs that are getting worse as time progresses
>Good for at least one caution a week
>#23 is sponsored by frog companies
>>
>>75895817
Kahne is one of the coolest NASCAR drivers. He's kind if like Landon but better.
>>
>>75895929
>but better
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>>75895827
Isn't there other pics with a different reflection in her sunglasses?
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wtf is up with these ads
>>
67 moons!? How beautiful...
>>
>>75896026
Hiroshima gotta make that money
>>
>Nascar is brought to you by: Cosmos
>>
>>75896026
obviously the target audience is gay fat retards that don't block ads
>>
>>75896026

They're made to target your specific preferences, faggot.
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>>75895958
>>
>Newman is kill
>>
>inb4 he hit the Killswitch
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>>75896026
mine advertise testosterone, adderall, and websites that know about me
>>
I've never seen an engine just seize up and die like that
>>
>wher did he com from
>>
>>75896140
You forgot the watermarked version.
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>Blaney wins for wood brothers

Make it so.

JGR and Kryle would be devestated.
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>Blaney leading

In b4 he gets fucked over by track position/pit road troubles again
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>Kryle and Pittsburg will win

REEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>75896026
How did you end up with 3?

>tfw the Hillary one has been there every thread
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>>75896420
Because he's a giant faggot.
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Danica is competitive tonight lads
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https://www.instagram.com/p/BTie8HOAZ6E/?taken-by=ryanblaney10&hl=en

>you will never get drunk on Jr's property with him

feels batman
>>
>hammer gun
>clutch gun
>tells us literally nothing about the difference

Th-thanks
>>
>Mike Joy psyching Baloney out
Why is this allowed
>>
>>75896474
good dont have to be around Teresa 2.0
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>They don't know how to uncheck "Allow non-intrusive advertising"
>>
Fuck Mike Joy
>>
>Wood Brothers score a 11.5 second, 4 tire change pit stop

Holy fuck!
>>
jinxed
>>
will any of you go bowling after this?
>>
>>75896553
Roger Penske is now putting 100% backing into that car
I think he personally wants to see the Wood Bros in victory lane
>>
>>75896631
I already bowl twice a week.
>>
>tfw reminded of the inner-liner every race
>>
>>75896631
HAHAHAHAHA FUCK NO!!!
>>
>>75896631
took the family this afternoon
>>
>>75896631
no because i live in a shitty flyover state in a drive through city with no good alley
>>
>>75896663
Why don't they just make tires of solid rubber with no air? The compressed air jews must be behind this
>>
>>75896639

That's good.

The more competition the better.
>>
>>75896631
The nearest bowling is 120 km away so no
>>
>>75896706
what I thought places in the middle of nowhere had the best bowling alleys
>>
>>75896631
>bowling without your own ball and shoes
>>
>>75896639
Why is roush still shit?
>>
CRUNK

IT

UP
>>
>>75896748
they aren't though comparing to last season
They have speed again
>>
>>75896746
fags like this ruined local bowling lane industry
>>
>>75896639
I see it as the third Penske team. I like it.

>>75896631
Probably not. I bowl once every few years. Only when I get the invitation.
>>
>>75896748
Steakhouse won last week.
Even Bane is finishing in the top 15 fairly consistently, so the team seems to be going in the right direction.
>>
>>75896748
they don't cheat as much as the others
>>
How will Blaney choke this race away?
>>
>>75896912
See>>75892973
>>
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>ftw no Toyota Jan gf
>>
>>75896631

I haven't been to the Bowling Alley in years.

I live near White Plains, NY so I'm guessing the blacks have taken it over like they have everything else
>>
>>75896748

They're only just beginning to figure out how to harness meme magic beyond mere Twitter shitposting
>>
>>75897024
mine got taken over by methheads and pedophiles before being shut down a decade ago
>>
does Mikey wear a wig
>>
>>75897111
Yeah, so does your mom as I found out last night.
>>
>>75897111
100% yes
>>
>Muh Nards
>Dinger
>>
>muh nards
>Dinger
>>
>cawshun
Menard and dinger crashed
>>
>>75897111
no. his hair is his only asset
>>
Wow, it's two slightly-above-average drivers from the late 2000s crashing together
>>
Looks like two DNFs under the current rules.
>>
>let me just destroy this car real fast
>>
>>75897111

I think he at least uses product. Probably Just for Men from all those Truck Series broadcasts
>>
The amount of people that just keep going >muh nards and >dinger proves the predictable, smart ass nature of this board.

All of you people try and impress each other with these funny green text comments, from someone who doesn't spend all their life online, it looks ridiculous.

Fuck this I'm off, don't wanna waste my life on "addictive and funny" 4chan.
>>
>>75897194
Menard is done, dinger's damage doesn't look to bad
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6EtF-Ll4hM
>>
millionaires racing for another million
>>
>>75897258
BOOM
>>
>really shitty tires soon

We gonna see some shit
>>
Dale Jr's pitcrew is fucking garbage. He loses 7-10 spots every time.
>>
>>75897298
Wow...................
really makes you think...
>>
RIP
>>
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>>75897368
>>
HOLY FUCK
>>
quality driving
>>
Sweet arca brakes
>>
Oh fug
>>
DEATH AND DESTRUCTION

HOLY FUCK
>>
BIG ONE

ARCA BRAKES
>>
FUCK
>>
Danica looking sexy in that suit
>>
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HOLY FUCK WONDER WOMAN IS DED
>almirola arca brakes
>>
Danica AGAIN. You cant make this shit up
>>
REEEEEEEEEEE
>>
>Ham-a-rolla ARCA braking the shit out of that one
>>
WONDER WOMAN
O
N
D
E
R
>>
WONDER WOMAN IS SHOOK
>>
BIGGUN
>>
Something break on the 22? He just hung a hard left
>>
fucking logano
jesus
>>
>arcarola brakes
>>
>>75897419
Almirola coming through with the ARCA brakes
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>Almirola barreling into the crash for no reason
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ANOTHER CRASH THAT WASNT HER FAULT THAT SHE'LL GET SHIT FOR
>>
>the city of number 43
>>
Blew a tire, could tell from the replay. Scary as hell.
>>
NO B R A K E S
>>
>>75897435
desu not her fault this time.
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Danica had a nice wrap tho

>what are brakes
>>
>>75897225
can't handle the bantz then get out
>>
I haven't seen that much fire since >juan
>>
Almirola red
Danicles angry
>>
We dont need brakes where we're going
>>
The only one in the wrong there was Almirola. No reason for him to not be slowed down by then. Even if he ran over something, he shoulda been going slower.
>>
Danica will retire and shit out a kid
>>
yo they cuttin almirola outta that shit
>>
>>75897522
>replying to pasta
>>
Danica having a hissy fit like usual.
>>
almirola ;-;l
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>>75897530
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>almirola in the car
Something really bad just happend guys
>>
So Almirola is pretty injured guys
>>
>tfw no more feets
>>
>>75897546
>red
ded
>>
He's moving around in there, chill the fuck out guise
>>
ALMIROLA IS PARALYZED JUST HEARD DAVID HOOTS
>>
webbum of crash when?
>>
>>75897557
he hit Faggot Logano really hard
>>
Dale sr always said:
"If you see them cutting the roof to get me out, that's when you should worry"
>>
I think almirola has a concussion lads
>>
>>75897605
so hard he crippled himself
>>
he might've broke a leg
>>
>>75897601
nah, I saw him moving his head
>>
Watching that last replay and it does look like Almirola was trying to slow down but all kinds of sparks under his car. Musta drove over debris
>>
I wouldn't be surprised if Almirola got some sort of compression industry the way his car came down.
>>
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>ywn calm down a mad Danica
>>
He got impaled up his asshole
>>
only a guess senpai.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcRY3gXpv5E
>>
>didn't even flip
>roll cage is fucked
Fug
>>
Danica's ass didn't look half bad in her firesuit.
>>
i mean he did put the net down himself but he must be super fucked down low or something
>>
>>75897660
uh?
>>
nice """"""""""""""""""""tire""""""""""""""" for kansas

tony stewart was right https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0la4BO6D-zw
>>
So what, we know 22 had a brake issue since lap 20 or so, does nobody care that they just decided not to fix this?
>>
>Backboard

Yeah, I think Almirola fucked up his back or spine
>>
>>75897698
isn't goodyear's contract with nascar up after this year?
>>
>>75897677
Pretty much what I was thinking.

They were pretty harsh with how they dragged Bill it seemed.
>>
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>>75897671
>>
With how slow the rescue team is going, I'm sure he's fine. Nobody looks worried.
>>
>>75897675

They'd be working faster if he got Hinchcliffe'd
>>
It's about time NASCAR got a dedicated medical team instead of relying on each track to provide them. Should have been done years ago.
>>
>>75897705

He blew a right front. Could see the smoke right before he turned left. Might not have even been brake related.
>>
>>75897719
1996 was a different time.
>>
>>75897705
In that case they just hope for the best, they have to go to the garage to change brake a brake disc
>>
>>75897744
i thought they got one now
>>
>>75897698
Tony is a boorish ass, but he's pretty much always right.

Glad to see that Aric is conscious.
>>
These moments are always hard to watch. I hope Aric's injury is not as bad as it seems.
>>
just got here what'd I miss
>>
I don't think it was Almirola's impact, I think it was the car coming back down. Easy way to get a back injury.
>>
He broke a leg

That's why he didn't brake and all his speed was scrubbed off by the wall
>>
>>75897744

I think they're moving towards that. I thought I saw something about it at the start of the season.
>>
>>75897744
didnt CART have their own crew back into the late 90s? or was it just Steve Olvey heading up whatever crew the track supplied?
>>
This looks like a too many cooks in the kitchen problem
>>
>>75897746
If it was the tire, he would have turned right. Going left means it had to be the brake.
>>
THEY JUST SHOWED HIS CORPSE
>>
They have to remove the driver from the seat or they can extract him like in an open wheel car?
>>
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Almirola seems like a really good dude. Hope he isn't hurt too bad.
>>
>>75897817
yeah cart had their own travelling team. those badasses are the only reason alex zanardi is still alive.
>>
Assuming Almirola can't drive next week, who do you think drives the #43?
>>
>>75897817
yes cart and irl both had a full time crew
>>
>>75897847
Can they just pull out the whole seat in indy/F1?
>>
>>75897856
And the reason hinchcliffe isn't ded also
>>
>>75897850
exactly. He seems like a good enough guy
>>
shit track
>>
>>75897869
Fernando Alonso
>>
when will brian decide to remove the whole spoiler
>>
aric is kill?

I just started watching the race. Did Danica cause this?
>>
>>75897774
>>75897809
Yeah, I worded that poorly. This year is the first that they have a full time crew. It should have happened way before this year though.
>>
>no thumbs up from Aric
>>
>>75897847
they have to cut the roof

it's generally a pretty grizzly thing

that's why everyone is quiet.
>>
Alex Bowman just got a job.
>>
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>>75897879
Yes, in case the driver has a back injury, see pick related
>>
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frewell Aric, we hardly knew ye

Press F to pay respects
>>
Anyone have a link or webm of the crash?
>>
>>75897879
I think they did that with hinch
>>
>>75897956
logano blew something in his right front, turned daniclels around, almirola hit their debris and couldn't turn and went into both of them.
>>
What happened to the roof escape thing? Mikey jumped out of it after winning a race when they first came out.
>>
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>>75897992
F
>>
muh 1.5 milers soooo exciting this is what the FANS WANT 210++++++++++++++++
>>
>>75897956

He was awake, moving his arms and talking. But it looks like when the car came back down he hurt his back.
>>
>that old ass ambulance
Wow
>>
Jeb Burton in 43 next week?
>>
Aric got himself a drop-top. He needs to ride like that next race.
>>
>>75897869
casey mears prolly since he shares his xfinity ride
>>
>>75898060
Jeb!
>>
goddamn i wish we got stretches this long without commercials whenever there's actually racing.
>>
>>75898011

Just saw it. The fuckin car hopped up after impact with Loganos car. Goddddamn
>>
>>75898020
Hamlin gad some problems with his opening during a race. I dont think they still have them
>>
>>75898020
He's obviously hurt
>>
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I guess could say he

went bowling
>>
Well at least the Pongs lost
>>
>>75897869
Richard Petty
>>
fuck nasarcasm and orange cone

how do people think they are funny
>>
>>75898020
Only mandatory for plate tracks, i don't think it would have been usefull in this crash though
>>
>>75898105
kys
>>
>>75898105
Fuck off Carlos
>>
>>75898105
Losing your touch Carlos
>>
>>75898117
reddit-tier """"""""""""humor"""""""""""
>>
all 1.5 mile tracks will have restrictor plates
>>
>>75898105
i wish i could hate you to death
>>
I think that's the first time I've ever seen Logano be remorseful about anything, you could tell he was really worried and felt horrible about what happened.
>>
>danica in the care center still
She getting fingered in there?
>>
>>75897869
Kyle Petty
>>
When ppl get hooked in the right rear like that the crashes are always scary
>>
I'm calling it: broken leg, compressed back injury
>>
>>75897869
Dave Marcis
>>
why does Brian France hate downforce? Gen 7 when?
>>
Aric is complaing about severe backpain and numbness in his toes

he is being taken to the hospital
>>
>everyone ITT pretending they liked/cared about Almirola before this crash
>>
Logano is lucky he didnt get it directly in the door.
>>
>>75898117

nasfacts is the only good nascar humor account
>>
love how fox just zooms right in, no concern for privacy
>>
>>75898186
She may have had a misscarriage
>>
>>75898219
The less front downforce, the better.
>>
>>75898240
zoomed in and no commercials
>>
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So.

We might have just watched someone die.

Well.
>>
>>75898249
Nah nigga gotta take away the sideforce
>>
>>75898228
I was legit pissed when Gibbs pulled him from the car for Hamlin at Milwaukee in 07
>>
That's probably a broken back. It's good that he had full movement in his extremities though.
>>
>>75898272
If he was in mortal danger they would have been rushing more.
>>
>>75898117

orange cone is a member of the Press

Nascarcasm is a guy who works for the production side of the race broadcasts
>>
>Finish 4th at Talladega
>Fail inspection
>Lose crew chief
>Probably just lost their driver

JUST
>>
>>75898222
Fug
spinal cord injury
onset of partial paralysis
Career over

F
>>
>>75898272
He was awake and alert, it's likely a severe back injury or something along those lines.
>>
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>>75897564
>Danica having a hissy fit like usual.
Be nice, it's her time of the week and pegging Stenhouse all the time takes a lot out of her.
>>
too bad chase didn't die in that crash. Danica acting like a bitch lol.
>>
Aric Almirola just got put on a stretcher and taken to the hospital. Danica sounds like a massive cunt right now.
>>
>this interview
>>
Don't forget to hope and pray for Aric's wellness, Danicles.
>>
>danica depressed
>>
Danica will retire at the end of this year
>>
Does Danica have no idea what happened to Aric or is she just a a cunt?
>>
Danica whines like usual episode
>>
lol wat a cunt
>>
Pls never retire, Danicles
>>
She's in full on bitch mode
>>
jesus christ, this fucking cunt.
>>
Danica, please shut the fuck up

sincerly
NASCAR Fans who aren't autistic 12 year olds
>>
Darrell crying holy shit
>>
>women being retarded self absorbed bitches
Who knew
>>
What a self centered cunt.
>>
shes cute when shes angry
>>
Normie women on twitter absolutely hate Danica, tearing her to shreds haha.
>>
Logano looks shook as fuck
>>
So when does Joey get charged with attempted murder?
>>
literally no reason to go 210 at a shitty meme 1.5 track
>>
BAN ALL TAPE
>>
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>>75898442
>>
>>75898310
I guess you could say he put his back into it.
>>
>>75898458
They really aren't. At most, they're hitting 200 into the turns, and that goes down to 170-180.
>>
>>75898442
barring a driver intentionally ramming someone and then they die that will never happen, they have accepted the risks by choosing to compete
>>
All about Danica, isn't it? Typical woman. Didn't even keep him in her prayers.
>>
I'm afraid best case scenario would be a broken back for Aric. The mood is too somber for it to a mild injury.
>>
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>>75898308
JUST
>>
>>75898484

I think some ambulance-chasing lawyer said something about what conditions a wreck could be considered vehicular manslaughter after Edwards turned Keselowski over at Atlanta but I don't remember what he said.
>>
>faggot france didnt listen

http://www.espn.com/racing/nascar/cup/story/_/id/12891611/corner-speeds-sprint-cup-drivers-concerned
>>
>>75898492
>All about Danica, isn't it?
The media puts her in that position, DESU.
She walks away from reporters and her sponsors would be pissed.
>>
>limp-wristed beta cuck numale can't change a tire
>During a fucking NASCAR race
>>
>shit sponsor quits on you
>be generally terrible all year
>boyfriend who only is famous because you are famous wins last week
>actually have decent night and get taken out by a legit title contender having massive parts failure

You almost can't blame her for being salty....almost.
>>
>>75898492
her pr person also pushes her into it
>>
Danica talked about Aric for 3 words and then instantly went into a statement about how ME ME ME might get injured one day

Self centered
>>
>>75898497
it's because they had to cut the roof
last time that happened was Dale Sr. i believe
>>
>>75898492
>muh god
>>
>>75897671

sometimes I think she's cute, other times Im not sure
>>
NEW THREAD?
>>
>>75898599

NEW THREAD
>>
>>75898571
They did it with newman in 2009 at talladega
>>
new thread

>>75898614
>>75898614
>>
>>75898571

Actually, the last time a driver had to be cut from a car was when McClure hit the wall at full speed at Talladega
>>
Mike Joy choking back tears as he gives that message.

>>75898535
There was an obvious difference between the interviews Danica and Joey gave. Danica did the opposite of what you're supposed to do.
>>
>its a larson gets in the wall and ruins his car episode
>>
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>>75898621
>>75898629
>>
>>75898621
>>75898629

lol ffs
>>
>>75897869

Bubba
>>
>>75898617
>>75898621
>>75898629
Everytime
>>
>>75898648
wizard
>>
stupid fucking autists and multiple threads. im just going ot talk to myself in this one
>>
>>75898561

>shit sponsor

more like Kellogs granola bar ripoff company that was bought by a Venture Capitalist and they spent every penny on sponsoring the #10 car

then when SHR wanted payment they were like "durr, we're broke" ...and that's why they are in a lawsuit right now with SHR!
>>
>>75898808
agreed
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Bayne?
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