Ayy, I remember syrup sandwiches and crime allowances finesse

big doggo

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What is he thinking

>>75888900
>argie likes black music

REALLY tinkers my dinkers

he's calculating how far can he kick the dog

>>75890634
caca perro?

>>75890634
of fast

SIT DOWN

>>75888900

I like how he's strategically hiding his other shin because of the god awful tattoo he has.

This autistic manlet is playing with a toy helicopter.

>>75890634

'if it's just a dog, why is my cock so hard'

This shit way too cheesy, ayy, you do not amaze me, ayy
I blew Tsu in big games, ayy, Obama just paged me, ayy
GOATs don't be statpaddin', ayy, Halal be fakin', ayy
I stay modest 'bout it, ayy, Antonella be suckin' it, ayy

>>75891538
MY LEFT WING JUST WENT VIRAL

How contrived

>>75890788
kek

Sad!

>>75890692
I am an avid enthusiast of all fine arts, I respect the artist regardless his/her skin colour

>>75888900
>crime allowances
That's not what he says

I saw Lionel Messi at a grocery store in Barcelona today. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen frozen cheese pizzas in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the pizza boxes and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each pizza box and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

>>75891299
"he seems tighter than Antonella"

>>75890634

he is thinking about reaching and playing with that toy helicopter.