/hoc/

what the fuck Canada!!!???????????

>canada

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THIS ISN'T FAAAAAAAAAAAAAIR

IT'S CANADA'S TURN

CANADA IS THE GOOD GUYS

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>>75888848

>canada

MEDKIT STRONK

>Canadian hockey

>>75888848
>Henrik Dubqvist

>>75888595
>Aboriginal friends

You mean those people that have been continuously given extensive opportunity to succeed yet fail at every step? The group of substance abusers that can only drink, take our tax dollars, and commit crime? It is funny that you bring up Squamish, that is one of the wealthiest bands in Canada that sell their land for dozens of millions YET you still want my sympathies? No.

Fuck you.

Idk why Kippers, a Chinese chick, though is bringing the banter.

kill yourself.

Is Canada TOO GOOD at hockey?

Pickard sucks

what's this sorcery?

GOOD thread :^)

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Reminder not to give tripfags ANY attention. If you stop xhey will shrivel and die.

canada is quite bad imo

I am literally a better goalie than Pickard

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i-i don't even care about hockey

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>meme games
giveafuck.exe not found

>>75888888

>>75888931
you're fat

>canadian goaltending

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W-Who even cares about a europuck tourney?

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>canada

Skoda cup is worse than U18

>canadian goaltending

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ppm5_AGtbTo
>CANADA

fuck tavares he's a betrayer of this nation

>>75888946
I am not. I'm 6'3" and 190lbs and built like an MMA fighter. Name the time and place and we'll have a go there bud

>VOTE

http://www.strawpoll.me/12958539
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http://www.strawpoll.me/12958539
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>VOTE

>>75889029
Finland you have no place to talk.
Switzerland is a better hockey nation than France

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>>75888987
>>75888933
Are you sure you want to be on the same board with this guy?

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>>75889034
>built like an MMA fighter

so a fucking fag?

>>75889034
>6 foot 3
>only 190lbs

Lanklet

>>75889034
Your mama's house at noon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1563PjaycI

>känädä

>>75889034
I'd kick your ass, you fucking faggot.

>>75889034
What are the odds that this is actually Trudeau?

>>75889055
and canada is better than finland so it checks out

>>75889029
Every time I hear german music now, I think back to Pattaya, Thailand where I went to a german schnitzel house with a nice salad bar and the entire place was packed with old crusty germans fondling their thai ladyboy kathoey dates and spoonfeeding them little bits of schnitzel

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>>75889055

>>75889045
Pens got this tbhm

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>>75889045
I'm not from the reddit and I want preds to win.

>canagay

>>75889055
S E E T H I N G
E
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H
I
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>mfw the USA memes its way into winning Skoda Cup and even hockey fans won't care

>>75889092
Probably 99%.

>6'3"

More like 5'6".

>190 pounds

More like 280 pounds.

>MMA fighter

More like homo.

>Canadado Avalanche

>>75889120
>struggle with Latvia
>win skoda cup

Aight. Everyone knows Sweden will win since they're the only country that cares enough

>>75889029
Are we posting chicken videos because cantnada is full of chickenshits?

https://youtu.be/C49NPmqEwK0

How will Canada recover from the shame once Finland beats Sveitsi 10-0 tomorrow? smfh

>>75889145
you mean ryssia

>>75889159
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQhqikWnQCU
no, we are posting yodeling because swizerland

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So McDavid is a coward who needs to avoid public eye for months while he cries himself to sleep.

But what the fuck is Burns' excuse?

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I want playoffs to be over so I can talk about little boys prospects.

>>75889177
>russia
>winning something without profits

Jajajaja

>>75889034
>190
ok fatty

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LAUGHING SO HARD at Canada

t. Oilers man

Why is Draisatl on Germany's 3rd line?

>>75889244
He is a mcdodo babby and can't play without mcdaddydoo

>>75889173
>losing to a country that lost to a country that lost to frogs
>calling themselves a hockey nation
There will be people literally killing themselves.

>>75889244
Because he's shit without McDavid's wondrous secondary assists.

>>75889241
>>75889244
>>>/pol/

Thank you based finntrips for this win

>>75889274
>>75889284
He was on a separate line from McDavid this playoffs and he was the Oilers' best forward, and one of the best performers in the first couple rounds of the playoffs altogether.

>>75889200
pls finnland

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOFKIvQLivE

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post rare buljus

how many people will stop watching this year if there ends up a Ducks Pens SCF?
i will just call it quits until next season

Canada...wtf was that?

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why the fuck should NHL players be allowed to go to the olympics if they can't even muster up will to play for their home country in the WHCs?

>team don't make playoffs
>yeah, imma take a break for 6 months cuz fuck hockey

fuck you

>>75889358
strong eyebrow to smile ratio

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>>75889358

>>75889389
Agreed. It's disgraceful.

Lundqvist and Backstrom make it out for Sweden, Draisaitl for Germany, Panarin for Russia, but the best we get from playoff-eliminated teams is Mitch fucking Marner

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>>75889399

>>75889381
i don't want to talk about it

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>>75889443
Euros and Russians have it right. They're very nationalistic and would give up money just to represent their country.

Meanwhile, fucking Canadians with silver spoons in their mouths would rather have an extra 2 week break because they don't want to represent their country because they're not being paid. Yet they want the NHL to pay for their insurance and have their travel expenses covered from Team Canada so they can play in the Olympics.

>>75889551
don't think it's nationalism

it's more that we rate the world championship and olympics because that's what we grew up with as the big thing to win

you lot just rate the stanley cup

6-1 desu

Non-traditional countries in hockey are getting better while the Slovaks and Czechs get worse.

>>75889628
Finland too is getting worse

>>75889551

This is not true. Our best NHL players are not at the championship. Nobody would give up their NHL career for their national team.

Canada, I was very surprised to see your result tonight.

come see me on monday, sweetie.

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>>75889600
>tfw you'll never see Sweden putting up a roster equal to their 2006 roster

everyone shut the fuck up

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Don't make fun of Canada.

I'm warning you.

>>75889551
most yurocuck players go home during th offseason anyway

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>>75889358
~~~~ Ed from Edmonton

>>75889795
>tfw slowly realizing hitler and stalin were the good guys

is this what growing up feels like?

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Will he have a good series?

>>75889746

On the other hand, it's hard for any nation to top

>Forsberg, Sundin, Alfredsson

>>75889890
Not as important a question as: "Can Ottawa survive if he does have a good series?"

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>>75889863
Stalin killed Jews, but he's also a commie.

Are you a commie?

>pooG posters

>>75889931
No. They need to shut his line down and hope Malkin/Bill get too frustrated skating through the trap.

>>75889965
Haha, yeah suppose it's an easier question really. I don't think Ottawa shuts him down enough, Crosby can score (behold his title this year) but he clearly isn't too bothered setting up his wings with insane passes. Andersen better be ready...

>>75889965
Bill likes traps

>>75889551
also what >>75889673 said is very true.
Sweden had this issue a few years ago when nhler after nhler declined to join. So why are so many joining this year?

Sweden has a new generation of nhlers who are young and eager to play for the national team and don't have kids that will take their offseason time which is often a major reason for players declining. Sweden also surveyed and discussed with players how you can make it more attractive for them. Conclusion of this was to make the environment as similar to their nhl environment as possible. Sweden hired a coach that has a to-the-point NHL style. Players have more freedom than before. They eat alone and the coaches and managers eat alone. Coaches are very direct and professional.

Sweden also developed some tactics for which player they should contact. Players that are expiring contracts/free agents aren't contacted because they can't risk getting injured. They also have to contact the players at the right time so that they know they are wanted, otherwise they'll fuck off on vacation. Also it helps tremendously to have good players such as Landeskog and Ekman Larsson who absolutely love to play for the national team and come from shit teams that will never win anything so they want to win for Sweden. Once you get good players, more and more good players will want to join because they see that the chances for victory are higher. It also helps to have brothers (eg. Klingbergs and Lundqvists) on the team.

So there is a lot behind this.

What's the probability the penguins end karlssons season tonight to make the series that much easier?

>>75889965
Reminder that Ottawas "trap" is very ineffective and has only got them to this round because neither team they played had a good offence.

Ottawa has 33 goals against in 12 games.

>>75890196
Kek its over then actually. Pongs gonna score 4 a game and karlsson is going to break his ankle trying to keep up

>>75890257
Its funniest because Pongs have 42 goals in 12 games against better D than Methot and Phaneuf

So we're just waiting for Pongs vs Perds, right? Or do the Ducks/Snes have any chance?

>>75890361
Ducks Snes finals desu

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>>75890361
>2007 rematch

Does poopoopeepee have any points yet?

>people hate the pongs so much they'll delude themselves into thinking they won't be in the finals

Imagine having to do these mental gymnastics all the time

>>75890527
you can't imagine doing any kind of gymnastics you fat fuck lol

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>>75890206
The only good Vancouver is a nuked Vancouver. Although, I'm sure they'd rebuild in no time flat. Asian cities seem to have talent in that sort of thing.

>>75889899
>Gretzky, Lemieux, Messier

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>Kessel and Phaneuf are in the conference finals but not the Leafs

Snes win game one big, but proceed to get swept. At least one game is triple overtime. Pierre literally has multiple orgasms over the play of Crosby and Karlsson.

yes! we got 3 good guys winning in germany, russia and switzerland

>>75890612
>russia
>good guys

>>75890599
Penguins in 5 bro.

Canadoodoo

>>75890561
>implying even nukes do the trick
hiroshima/nagasaki.jpg

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>most boring playoffs in the decade

>>75890697
>implying 2011 wasnt boring

>>75890697
boring playoffs for a boring sport. sounds about right

>>75890583

Did they ever have the chance to play with each other?

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>>75890765
Sure did, most dominant line to ever play hockey

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going all in the pens anus tonight

in b4 golf doesn't end on time

>>75890804
in that case, golf would get bumped to cable desu

>>75889899
heatley, thornton, marleau was better

Oh God that guy Boucher high school photo on tsn

>>75890801
Birds dont have an anus. They have a cloaca
>canadian education

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>>75890870

>>75890697
Wrong. The new format makes the 1st 2 rounds great but conference finals will always be garbo.

penguins winning tonight

>>75890972
First round is the only good round

>>75890964
why is it in subhuman speak?

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>>75891004
Hope so lad

>>75891016
I don't know
The only words I recognize is anime and sens

>>75890906
penguins don't have hands, how can they hold a stick?

>>75890782
Sundin, Forsberg, Sedin brothers, Lundqvist, Alfie, Zetterberg, Lidstrom in 2006 wasn't bad

>>75891004

Pens havent lost a game in the ploffs when ive gone to the bar im going to tonight

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Meme digits and sens win series

Ducks fan here

Let's go Senators

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>take out Karlsson early
>i want my Pens well rested for the Final

>>75891164
Fuck off, faggot

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>>75891176

You seemed disturbed my friend

For every 10 (You)'s this post receives, the Pongs meme all over the trap for a beauty goal

last digit is how many concussions Divesby gets tonight

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When does the penis game start?

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>>75891257

>>75891265
probably another 20 minutes before puck drop but the tv coverage will start soon

Last digit is the number of times Melnyk calls 911 to open an investigation for a hit on Karlsson

>>75891265
exactly 25 minutes

Pongs snes

>>75891209
>>75891209
>>75891209

>>75890837
>golf is still on NBC

lmao

>>75890972
1st round was pretty good. It's a mistake to have divisional battles instead of seedings match ups.

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For me, it's Koho

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>>75891506
Who /ccm/ here?

>the mudhut city of canada

>>75891506
that says ohok

>>75890964
I wonder at what age did he get the scar.

>>75890964
>son amitié
>his friendship

cuck

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Drouin to Sharks

Shattenkirk to NJ

You heard it here first lads

>>75891701
more like whoin lol

no commentary is cool

>>75890651
That's literally my point.
>American "education"

>>75890697
Even last year was more shit.

>>75892000
The cup finals last year was horrendous

>>75888912
get the fuck out

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*blocks your path*

>>75889628
They shoul re-form Czechoslovakia so they could win again

>>75892721
t. John Runs With Eagles

>>75888888

the absolute state of canada

känädä

>>75894889
>look at flag

it's ok buddy, i'll allow it

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Be brutaly honest /hoc/ do we even have a chance against these teams after todays performance?

>Russia
>Germany

>>75889034
t r i g g e r e d

75891215
Not this time

>>75890697
>Caps v Pens
>ever boring

no
fk u

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>>75889034
>6'3" and 190lbs

literal lanklet. do you shave your legs too?

ITT: we list stereotypical names of players from other hockey nations.

>Canada
Gord MacWyshski

>Russia
Vladimir Blazinov

>Sweden
Sven Magnusson

>Czech
Roman Czernivak

>Finland
Pekka Jakkalinnen

(inb4 non-burgers list Jamal Rodriguez for USA)

Griffins bout to sweep in 5

>>75896186
>USA

Rodmal Jadriguez

>pungs

BIG BOBBY

Good guys won.

;-)

>>75892782
lol

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>Bobby Ryan spent the entire season channeling his meme magic so he could unleash it during the playoffs

I am more than ok with this

>>75897427
>bobby unleash his super sayian power so he can win a cup before chilling in Vegas for the rest of his career

I am wayyy ok with this

based anderson

Good Job Sens

>>75896186
>Czernivak
That's not Czech at all

Anderson's wife is probably cured of cancer but she can't tell him because if she does he'd have nothing to play for and lower his play levels.

What a great woman, she deserves the Conn Smythe (+ the Masterton, dunno why Anderson would get it)

>Preds-Sens finals
>This happens

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VV1PrbkK3E

Can't wait desu

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BETTMAN

IS THAT ALL YOU HAVE

YOUR TRICKERY DOESN'T HAVE AN EFFECT ON MY MEME MAGIC

>>75897634
they do a 1-1-3 now
see what happened in the first with pageau when he pushed fleury

based snes

get fucked Bettman

So, now that it's pretty much sealed, who wins Sens vs. Preds?

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>The team with the least fans in Canada by far might be the first one to win a cup in over 20 years

>>75897758
>tfw I would have to hate Subban again

can't we just take a dump on ducks?

>>75897803
Winnipeg has the least and its not even close

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>Sens won't make the playoffs!
>Oh, so they made the playoffs, huh? Well they won't make it past the first round!
>Eh, it was only the Bruins and had a lot of players injured anyway. They're certainly gonna get demolished by the Rangers!
>Whatever! The Penguins are gonna sweep them!

>>75897803
It's funny because Sens/Preds have the least fans in the NHL and they both have trouble selling out even in the playoffs.

Now they'll be in the SCFs and the viewership numbers will tank.

Not only that, Canada will win the Cup too.

Bettman will squirm.

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>>75897710
>>75897634
these

mfw
>it's not a pongs, cocks or kangz episode
>it's a young team vs. cupless canadian team ( 100 years ago doesn't count ) episode
>it's a sunbelt team episode
>it's hokkei being popularized in places it's not popular by an unexpected victory episode

>>75897838
Winnipeg sells out every game at like $150 a ticket

>>75897838
winnipeg is the biggest team in winnipeg though
ottawa still has a lot of tor/mtl, ugly home games against those teams

>>75897853
are you quoting dumbass laffs fans? literally no-one said any of this stuff

>>75897878

Nashville has been above 90% attendance since 2010 and above 98% since like 2014 you retard. They're growing down there really, really fast. Nashville is very quickly turning into a hockey market.

GRIFFINS BABY

>>75898019
kek

>>75898019
>Nashville
>hockey market

lol

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>>75898019
How do we secure the role of being the second ultimate white man sport of the world across the west for ice hockey?

>>75897944
Yes in their arena that seats 5000 less than the rest of the NHL.

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>>75898081

More asses in the seats than Ottawa desu.

>>75898019
tell that to chicago

they sure grew fast

>>75898085
Why is it so important to keep a sport "white"?

I want to give Martine Gaillard the D she's probably a beast in the sack

Hmmmmm wow so THIS is the power of the Leastern "Conference".......

>>75898128
It's still garbage with extremely cheap tickets. Not even half as much as the >rags

>>75898148
RIP this thread in the ensuing discussion from this comment

>>75898164
Are you even watching the games? Both of those teams would beat either the Ducks or Perds.

>>75898128
>I'm gonna bandwagon the leafs

LAUGHING SO HARD

>>75898189

>Southern team costs less than a team in fucking New York

Do you have any idea how economics work Gord?

FYI you can get Cucks tickets for the 14th for like $100.

Preds tickets are like $230+.

Wanna talk about a shit market? Look at Analslime.

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>>75898128

>>75898148
Well, not really white, but rather as the most prominent sport of the richest Western countries. It only needs a tactical renaissance to beat football in literally every aspect.

Friendly reminder that the Senators have NO FANS

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>>75898283

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>>75898142
hey now don't say that, the gangster disciples in chicago wear blackhawks gear sometimes. that's progress.

>>75898287
Football as in soccer or American football?

Hockey will never topple American football. Their athletes are seen as literally Gods.

Which Brady kinda is.

>>75898241
>Both of those teams would beat either the Ducks or Perds.
AHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHH

PRAISE BOOBY RYAN

>>75898352
Brady is a system bbabby and refbabby

/hoc/ I need help
I am a reddithawks fan, who the fuck do I want to win? I wanted anyone but shittsburgh or Nashville but it appears I am in danger of being cucked REALLY hard.
Who are the good guys..?

>>75898325
for anyone wondering: this guy's child was shot in the head by a member of the Black P stone nation after him and his friends killed a black P stone nation member and wounded their mother. so when he was interviewed by the media he refused to say anything besides that the people who shot his son didn't have to do that because he wasn't hard to find. the man who shot his son and the guy who ordered it were arrested soon after, and he - the father - was later arrested for trying to kill the girlfriend of the guy who killed his son.

i guess what i'm saying is cities with a lot of black people in them usually don't have time to watch hockey.

>>75898353
t. Someone who's never played hockey before

>>75898352
Soccer. I want to like it but I just fucking can't. Don't know jack shit about American football other than you wear armor and tackle and shit

>>75898241
Umm sweetie, no. Just no.

>>75898352
I wouldn't say Gods but the sport is by far the most popular in the USA. In 50 years it will probably be baseball or soccer though

>>75898410
>I am a reddithawks fan
how about letting suicide win

the good guys are perds and sens, ducks are neutral and pongs are bad

>>75898312
Sorry i don't speak messican

Cute post tho

>>75898410
you want to shitpost about how nashville is reddit and that >your team is a dynasty

>>75898455
>the good guys are perds and sens, ducks are neutral and pongs are bad
you literally have that backwards

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>>75898451
>USA becoming a soccer country

For the love of god please fucking stop it

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>hockey ended just in time for TV to start

ah, comfy Saturday lads

>>75898483
t. seething laffs fan

>>75898410
Ducks and Pens are good guys, can't go wrong with them.

>>75898412
tell that to detroit

>>75898505
Yup . Waiting for the new SNl with Melissa McCarthy . Can't saint to see how they troll drumpfyw

>>75898475
The Hawks aren't a dynasty though. I mean that bounce off of Leddy in 2014 prevented a dynasty but close isn't good enough.

>>75898455
Finland I don't want to kill myself, I can't help that my favorite team got hijacked by reddit.

>>75898502
I wish I kid bro but the more the country gets infested by numale cucks and third-worlders the more popular soccer will get

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>predditors
> not Reddit

>>75897878
>both have trouble selling out even in the playoffs

stop memeing

>>75898446
I realize this is your first year watching hockey but the East has been way stronger all year. The Ducks and Preds are just goon teams that would get absolutely undressed by Pens or Sens. Especially the Ducks.

>>75898545
half of the red wings fan base is from windsor ontario, i think it's the same thing there

>>75898505
>on the ski lift at the top of the mountain
>bitch still can't put down her phone

>>75898632
>tf
>tp
Yep it checks out

>>75898556
i'm sorry but chicager is just too annoying even without the /hoc/ memes

by merchandise blackhawks, comedians and bruins are the most recognised teams in yurop ( by those who don't follow nhl ) and i've somehow found the cocks distasteful even before i knew what the NHL was

>>75898641
pretty sure its like 70% people that live in nice places in michigan (of which there are 2)

>>75896186

>Canada
Tien Xi Ming

>Russia
Vladislav Mikhailovich

>Sweden
Ahmed Muhammad "Moe" Mohamed

>USA
Jazmine'Qua D'Andre-Martinez

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>>75898661
maybe it's her 10th time going up it

or maybe she's filming the view

>>75898632
>way stronger
>play a softy smurf finesse type of hockey

I dont think you know what stronger means

>predditors
>sredditors

>>75898688
I'm not surprised they are recognizable, I am biased but I think the Hawks have one of the best sweaters in the league.
I understand why you would find them annoying though.
Feels bad.

>>75898594
>Reddit loves the preds
>/hoc/ loves the preds

Really makes ya think.

What's /hoc/ doing for Mother's Day

>>75896186
>>75898740
why are so many canadian hockey players named "-chuk"? it sounds like slavic origins but ilya kovalchuk is the only slav with a name like that. and i know a fuckload of russians because neighboring country and all

also should i have a couple of more beers before sleep?`don't have work until tuesday and i had to see my dying doggo for the last time today

>>75898594
>goes to Reddit
>steals pic
>posts
>calls 4chan reddit

what did anon mean by this?

>>75898594

>Redithawks internet defence force

>>75898594
STOP YOURE MAKING EVERYONE HATE US

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>reddit reddit reddit

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>>75898909

We've all hated you stupid faggots for years now.

>>75898909
nobody hate you

the only people gullible enough to take this meme seriously are, funny enough, redditor

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>>75898969
>these people actually go to reddit and then complain on /hoc/ who's reddit and who isn't

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>>75899097

People who use /r/hockey for anything other than tweets and news articles confused the fuck out of me desu.

Everyone there is fucking retarded. I'd much rather shitpost on /sp/.

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>have all of the ref puck on your side
>Bettman even phones in a no goal.
>still lose to the greatest formation in hockey.

>pongs

>>75898767
Maybe you haven't noticed those are the teams that are winning now days. It's why the Penguins won last year and why the Kongs aren't even in the playoffs.

>>75899156
"i'm sorry *star player name here* got injured in a completely legitimate hit! i would have much rather your team be at full strength! see you next time :)!"

that place is like, exclusively filled with the type of person you never see at hockey games

>>75899194
KEK

>>75899194

>Ottawa wins every single fucking overtime in existence
>Teams keep going to overtime against them

Maybe teams should consider not doing that since the Sens can't win without OT.

>>75898762
>Barry will never be your father in law

>>75898632
only reason the preds are playing heavy is cause they had to play two heavy teams in a row. they havent played their speed line up since the black hawks series.

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>>75899249

I mean, I get being friendly with other sports fans but jesus fucking christ. It's a no banter zone. That's so fucking boring.

How the fuck can anyone enjoy an environment like that when there's shit like >rags posting instead.

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REMINDER THAT ARIZONA IS A BETTER MARKET THAN ANASLIME.
AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>75899320
>>75899249
reddit is flawed by design. it encourages a cult of personality by attaching a score to every post

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>>75899402
t-traffic was bad, haha...

>>75899402
>t-traffic!
>w-weekday!
>still no fans at the end
LMAO

>>75897917
>it's hokkei being popularized in places it's not popular by an unexpected victory episode

I too hope that hockey becomes popular in Ottawa

>>75899316
Or their beat the fuck up like every team by this round.

Fuck, Anaheim has Jared Boll in the lineup. He hasn't touched the puck since 2012 and shits himself when he has to do anything but punch things but he's in, because he's healthy.

>tfw cbc played your video during the intro but never asked you

buncha cunts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xy-iKxUTRpI

>>75900249
is that better or worse than an anon posting a meme you made?

Why does /hoc/ hate the Ducks and Penguins so much? They're the most entertaining teams of the 4 teams left.

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We agree that the Oilers have the ugliest mascot in the league right?

>>75900249
thats hilarious i remember the opening and seeing your buddy shake his hair

you should sue desu

>>75888848
Should the Caps trade Ovi? he takes up a lot of salary cap, and he was -5 this year in the playoffs. They pay a lot of money for a guy that snipes and hits, but doesn't really play defense at all

>>75900249
how much money are you gonna get from the sens org

>>75900688
>analslime
>crosbabby
Are you serious, jiggaboo?

Ottawa fan over here.

I legit know one pens fan, And i'm not kidding when i say that they were an Autistic manlet tranny that would wear jogging pants and a fanny pack everywhere, and who was hoping their operation would be a replacement for suicide and the moment they realized that they were alive and now no longer had a penis they got fat.

Luckily they moved to vancouver.

>>75900897
Ovi for Pacioretty will happen this offseason

screencap this

>>75901051
No #1 center to feed Ovi in Montreal.

>>75901041
Caps fan, there are plenty of pens fans in PA, and mostly because they're from central PA or outside Pittsburgh. A lot of the fans are fat, because there are a lot of fat people in central and western PA

>>75901051
Nah trades like that almost never happen anymore. It's always for draft picks and a bunch of young prospects.

>>75901041
Yeah I'm sure this is a totally real stoy

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can someone change this so it is first sens, then stars, then flames and finally a pens mask on top?

>>75901638
its funnier because it is though.

>>75901643
Why I don't get it

>>75901702
cause i know someone who went in that order, and is now a pens "fan" simply because they won a cup last year

>>75892721
kill yourself

>>75900788
I don't know, sparky is a lot worse

>>75900897
Are you dense?

The caps will hold onto him. Backstrom to maybe Minnesota is a possibility but that means parise and koivu come in, but that is highly unlikely

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>>75901969
i could see the caps trading ovi after he's been useless for about a decade

ovi for karolssonn for example would be a straight trade up for the caps, and might be good enough for ottowa's next year or two to be worth it for them

>>75903006
>ovi for karolssonn
Top lol. Never going to happen. That would have be a really dumb move by Ottawa. Ovi wouldn't be able to keep Ottawa at the level Karlsson is. Karlsson makes the players around him better, Ovi does not.

I do hope they trade Bäckström though, they don't deserve him.

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>>75903006
you have brain damage

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>>75903064
>>75903072
you can laugh all you want, but that would have been a better trade for both parties than subban/weber

>>75903158
No, just no.

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>>75903158
the reason we legalized assisted suicide is for people like you
please kill yourself

In the 70's a Flyers fan hit Blues coach Al Arbour in the head with a full beer can and the Blues players went up in the crowd and starting fucking people up. Bobby Plager snapped someones wrist with a slash. A lot of the Blues players got arrested after the game and we still get fucked over by the refs when we play in Philly to this day.

Any of you lads seen the video?

>>75903006
>trading Ottawa's only star, its captain, and its best player for a washed-up guy who doesn't try anymore

>>75903158
you must be a vancouver fans because you have no business evaluating player talent or worth.