/heem/

Eugene S. Robinson

frist for conrad

The Picks are in boys, place your bets accordingly.

>Brendan's picks
Stipe
Joanna
Maia but maybe Masvidal he's a beast 100%
Edgar
Cejudo
Alvarez

>Eugene
Stipe
Joanna
Masvidal
Rodriguez
Cejudo
Alvarez
Knight
Jotko
Vick
Fightpass prelims = don't care

>>75890167

kys

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FAKE PREVIOUS

>>75887424

>yfw every ATT fighter loses

mma fans are fucking faggots lol

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who's the biggest meme fighter going at the moment

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>>75887440
so you were spamming the thread then?

fucking LOSER

>>75890179
Joanna losing seems unlikely

>>75890175
What?

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silva who?

last chance to hop on the yair train before it leaves station

Who is your favorite female UFC fighter?

>Aspen Ladd

>>75890221
for me it's Aspen Lard

>>75890212
i jumped off after his split decision vs caceres bj was never good. frankie is about to deport this filthy beaner.

HOW MANY BONGS

>>75887440
actually a good OP

>>75890250
30 bings for fight pass

>>75890250
30 bings

How long till the Early Prelims?
WANNA WATCH WITH DAA BOYYYS

>>75890221
Frankie Edgar

>>75890245
>split decision vs cacares
fake news, go and actually watch the fight you sherdog warrior

we don't want you on the train, BEAT IT! GET LOST!

>>75890270
found the libshit

>>75890255
>>75890250
have a pasta, for later
Heavyweight Stipe Miocic (c.) (16-2-0) vs. Junior Dos Santos (18-4-0)
Women's Strawweight Joanna Jędrzejczyk (c.) (13-0-0) vs. Jéssica Andrade (16-5-0)
Welterweight Demian Maia (24-6-0) vs. Jorge Masvidal (32-11-0)
Featherweight Frankie Edgar (21-5-1) vs. Yair Rodriguez (10-1-0)
Middleweight David Branch (20-3-0) vs. Krzysztof Jotko (19-1-0)

Prelims: 8:00 PM ET
Lightweight Eddie Alvarez (28-5-0) vs. Dustin Poirier (21-5-0)
Featherweight Chas Skelly (17-2-0) vs. Jason Knight (17-2-0)
Heavyweight Rashad Coulter (8-1-0) vs. Chase Sherman (9-3-0)
Lightweight James Vick (10-1-0) vs. Polo Reyes (7-3-0)
Early Prelims: (UFC Fight Pass) @ 6:30 PM ET

Fightpass
Women's Strawweight Jessica Aguilar (19-5-0) vs. Cortney Casey (6-4-0)
Featherweight Enrique Barzola (12-3-1) vs. Gabriel Benitez (19-5-0)
Light Heavyweight Gadzhimurad Antigulov (19-4-0) vs. Joachim Christensen (14-4-0)

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>>75890212

IS GARBRANDT OUT? I HEAR TJ IS MABY FIGHTING MIGHTY MANLET?

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HELP ME MAKE A FAT HUNDO PARLAY BOYS

I'm thinking Yair Joanna Stipe

>>75890300
Midget Mouse has already ducked Dilladong.

>>75890317
>Yair

Never bet on memes

>>75890317
KO, Andrade KO, Maia, Fronkie

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Who else /heem/a/?

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was it just a troll?

>>75890191
stranger things have happened

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>>75890293
talk to me about Aguilar

is she waifu material?

>>75890191

I'd just like to take a moment to remind you that Bisping is literally the champ.

>>75890346
you fucking weeb...put the gullotine next

>>75890346
wtf happened to german men

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>>75890355
Dont ever talk abaut my mom. okay?

>>75890265
21 bings

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I really dont give a heck

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>>75890353
the UFC cameras were following Stipe around at the time and Anon knew he may be on the show.

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Gentle heeminder that I will sandblast the mother of EVERY here.

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>>75890385

>>75890332
you best start believing in memes, you're in one

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so now that the picks are in, what should the goof be? one of these or i'll take suggestions

>>75890392
no one gives a stinkin hoot about your picks

>>75890407
Did he had his missing tooth filled in before 210 ?

>>75890416
Chinbro, how could it be anything else

>>75890422
well good. me neither

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Daily reminder that DC will finally get the SUCC

>>75890353
wait.

That dude was actually some anon? He posted this here? lel

>>75890416
DC for goof

>>75890416
DC's commentating tonight so SUCC

>>75890416
hoodiechad left for goof, smiling yoel for correct picks

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>>75890416
Megan

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>>75890416
Crop his head

why is this card on so late
fuck you texas

>>75890468
is it not the normal time?

>>75890468
Texas will be the only safe zone when the rest of the country's power grid goes down

>>75890466
schaub bento you bro

>>75890482
it's on at the normal time, buddy is just a casual

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>>75890425
Glad to see I wasn't the only one who noticed that shit.

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Just picked up a chromecast so I can finally watch fites on the big screen.

Is Google going to tell Dana I'm watching illegal streams? I don't want to die.

>>75890416
Hoodiegod

>>75890486
if there is a power outage any where in america tonight im submitting this post to the fbi tip site

britbong/italy/pillar, any of you here senpai?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ksAzEJFlQg

YOULL DO NUTIN IM KING OGF HEEM U DOLL ABSOLUTELU NUTIN ABOUT IT

>>75890509
Here fampai

>>75890504
America is a big place so it's probably statistically unlikely there isn't at least 1 power outage somewhere.

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Is this a pro-Miesha General?

>>75890513
xDDDDDDDDD

>>75890518
DUDE LOOK AT MY BREAST IMPLANTS LMAO

what's up with all the casual tripfags? "I own heem"

what a fucking faggot.

>>75890526
I LOV U ANON, I LOOOV UU ANON COME HEREE BOYY

>>75890514
what you doing over there?

>>75890518
what is she doing a weigh in for

>>75890486
Shhh more faggot commiefornians will move here

>>75890532
sorry dude, but if she had fakes she couldn't have fought at 205

Can someone post the Bisping rocking Silva and KOing Rockhold webms? Accidentally erased everything on my phone :/

>>75890539
Don't talk about our guy Spain like that

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why is mighty mouse such a little fucking twerp... just fight DJ u stupid bitch

god damn I hate manlets

>michael johnson over there talkin like he gone kill somebody, got 30 fights lost half of em aint killed a mothafucka yet

if conor said this all you fags would be over his nuts but because kevin lee says it i dont here a peep out of you insecure bitches. fuck yall

>>75890567
nah tripfags are shit

>>75890572
Tell me id Garbrandt out? What happened?`Havent read any mma news a while.

>>75890394
hes playin a game on us
tricked us
made us believe he was just a regular fan

im seeing trough your lies mr touch my chin all the time and act nervous

is meme magic dying?

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>>75890576
The funniest moment of the cringeworthy press conference

Kevin Lee is still a bitch ass reachbabby though

>>75890518
she's either fucking that guy on TUF or she really wants to, her face was puffy as fuck too on the show

>>75890555
that's not true though

>>75890585
no cody vs TJ is still on. dana even promised yesterday

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>>75890585

Garbrandt isn't confirmed out but he probably will be out for back surgery. TJ wants to fight mighty mouse if that happens, AT 125, but mighty mouse isn't interested in the fight because he's scared.

>>75890416
DC or classic Dana goof

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>>75890577
I don't see a trip

>>75890610
Ok so it is off

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>>75890555

Is masvidal a meme

>>75890608
Pearl had to get an exemption, Miesha didn't

sorry sweetie, they're real and they're spectacular

>tripbabies begging for (You)s

>>75890572
He's going to germ*ny to get a back procedure of some sorts, does that entail surgery we don't know

>>75890572
It's ridiculous that DJ isn't "interested in the fight", even with TJ going to 125lbs. Asking DJ to move up in weight is one thing, and he could refuse that, but to refuse a fight in your own weight class? Shocked that DJ would say this.

>>75890645
do you not know what a trip is?

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you just know..

>still at it

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>>75890610

>>75890658
It's the same guy that calls literally everyone pedo's

>>75890655
Would any of the 125 lbs midgets even be mad if TJ jumped in front of the queue ?

god damn how casual are you, tripnub?

someone post the discord link

>>75890655
tj has been talking about it for awhile. frankie/TJ and TJ/DJ are 2 of the fights i wanted to see at the weightclasses

>>75890687
just go to reddit

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>is it your journey or is it his?

>>75890674
what queue? mighy midget beat everybody, he's chasing tuf winners

>>75890687
https://discord.gg/cnVuc

Rent free

>>75890687
sent :^)

>>75890643
mieshas tatas are fake tho

someone make a version of the bork vs gorilla only with Ngannou vs 100 white girls

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>>75890667
Miesha is an aggressive, sexual woman. She does what she wants when she wants.

>>75890709
Adan pls

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>>75890674

they'd do fucking nothing. TJ would starch that entire division if he could make the weight.

>>75890710
you seem bitter

>>75890709
why dont you make it?

>>75890643
Pearl declared it at the last minute, Miesha didn't. They literally said that her listing it on the form was the first they'd heard of it, which is why they gave her an exemption.
They literally said that they had no problem with Miesha's and did so in a way that was condemning Pearl for not giving them a heads up.

You're an idiot lol

ITs on soon my boys. Shoul i just go sleep or is there any spicy bangers early in this card?

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Leave Valentina to me

How long until fights start kiddos?

>>75890737
You've came this far Chinggis

>>75890755
You know how late is here in bongland? IM FOOKIN TIRED

WE
ARE
LIVE

>>75890749
Rite about now

WE ARE LIVE WITH A PISSBREAK

>>75890772

have some snus and drink a 5 hour vodka energy

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Stipe tapped

vlc stream
http://www.247hd.info/index.m3u8

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is JJ hot, i cant decide.

SPOKE TOO SOON IT'S A LHW FIGHT

Texas has a rich history of real shitshows in MMA

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Sorry I'm late

/Famous/

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>>75890728
>projection

Ruski vs viking. Danmark will get BTFOED

They're not using the new rules.
Weedman would have won by DQ here.
Frankie will be looking to get that DQ as well

>>75890811
t. asian

>>75890802
Didn't Dada die in Texas?

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>when you know stipe tapped but life is crazy on the road

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>>75890807
>actual projection

>>75890822
t.cuckmerican

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This is probably going to a snoozefest

>>75890794
she is butterjaw for me

>No new rules

This legit pisses me off now

>>75890824
He still lives on in our hearts

>>75890839
Antigulov is going heem him into the mat

Its mad how I've gotten used to how fucking ugly that Reebok gear is. Just looks so fucking cheap and shit.

> DC commentary
I like that.

You can tell DC is still shook from yesterday. Being that close to Jones without any succ.

>>75890853
#babynuts

>>75890857
We can only hope

>>75890860

someone should burn down the reebok corporate headquarters

the whole company is a disgrace to athletic kits

Why did I try having a nap this is horrible

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what new insight to the sport along with some universal wisdom will Rogan give today

>>75890860
that'll 100 dollars for a shirt with Rousey on the back

all streams playing tuf???

>>75890864

seriously tho how many times has Luke sucked Daniel?

(asking for a friend)

does ufc flight pass have every broadcasted match ever?

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>>75890830
>retrospection

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>>75890878

>>75890893
cricfree
stream 185

>>75890893
These are Fight Pass prelims

>>75890893
vlc
http://www.247hd.info/index.m3u8

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FIGHTS HERE
>http://www.247hd.info/hd1.php

Hello goofs how are you on this fine evening.

>>75890877
Damn, true fight fan
Main event isn't for another 6 hours

>>75890876
its absolute poverty gear

>>75890887
i have literally never seen anyone wear or own any of this utter shit

>>75890877
have a shower lad

>>75890687
>tfw joined so I won't be locked out like the nba discord

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>>75890878
peyote is a gateway to transcendentalism

>>75890904
>match
Don't say this again
And yeah it has every UFC fight barring the most recent ones I'm sure

>>75890893
https://ufc,tv/live/ufc-211-fight-pass-prelims

BTFOED-!

Not being able to knee a downed opponent is one of the gayest rules ever

>>75890817
Weidman is a fucking loser for doing that

HEEM TAPPY

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>>75890925
>m3u8
thank you based fbi, pls don't arrest until after the fights

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Big danish goof, total big dumb waste of height

That tapped seem early

TAPOUT

Rogan mirin dem legs

spazibo ruski haraso dood salam ruski

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KABKA3 POWER

>>75890935
Dude you don't know how bad this is.
I wasn't tired, tried having a nap to help me stay up but I couldn't sleep so now I'm just tired, napless and watching fights hoping I don't fall asleep

>>75890936
Not a bad idea but sometimes makes me feel sleepier desu

>>75891000
>>75891007

WELP looks like my stream is 10s behind

fucking a

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2 new champions tonight, this card is STACKED

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Sambo will take over the UFC by 2018, be careful

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>>75891018

khabum looks like a malnourished manlet here

>guy clearly says something about Chechnya and Dagestan
>translator doesn't talk about either

>post-fight interview on early prelims

>>75891034

who is this sambo?

ANTE UP

>>75891052
they need to pad out 15 minutes till next fight goof

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>>75891045
>>75891052
this

>>75891052
they have to somehow fill tv time

>>75891036
Gay tier striking coz wanna wrestle like a cuck and not box

>>75891052
it was a first round finish, they have to fill time m8

>>75891063
GET THAT FOOL

>>75891037
is that the interview where he's laughing at the raging homosexual? shit was hilariously cringe but i could never find it online

>>75890844
I've been kind of low-key reeeeeeee-ing about this for a long time.

>>75891045
shitskin was thanking his chechen and dagestan brothers and wishim the sallam aleykum.

Nothing about russia though as expected...

So it wasn't an RNC, just a jaw crank?

>>75891081

I think that might be the one where he laughs at Kurt Eichenwald holding up the "TUCKER LIES" sign, but I'm not positive.

IS THE BARZOLA FIGHT OFF?????

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>>75891054
His name is Sambo Islam and he will be taking over every division

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Chandella 2.0?

I LOVE THAT STEFAN MIOCHICH GUY, HE'S GOT THAT FUCKEN IMMIGRANT MENTALITY. HE'S GOT THAT SAVAGE ELK BLOOD RUNNIN THROUGH HIS VEINS.

Redpill me about Reyes v Vick

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>>75890188
Praise kek
https://youtu.be/kzIRG525l6s

>>75891096
jelly af of those chilli nuts

>>75891083
Who are you calling a shitkid you tough keyboardwarrior? I live in Dortmund. Lets meet du Hurensohn

>>75891096
idk i'll probably have some cereal and fall asleep half way through the main card

cruz 1 2 5

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>>75891021
Not to mention it's ruined my hype ffs I was looking so forward to this just hours ago

Anyone got any good hype videos to get me into it?

>>75891084
Looked like it, i didn't see it under the chin

>>75891069
>>75891071
>>75891072
>>75891079
My bad lads.

>>75891103
>tfw i thought Chandella was unironically attractive

>>75891096
eggs and nan

>>75891096

Just ate some pork tenderloin with potatoes and a small salad.

>>75891096
that's too little food for 8-9 friends

Andrade is som much bigger.She will walk down Jewanna continuously.Only thing she has to watch for is headkicks and teeps

>>75891109
--------> pol

>>75891116
https://youtu.be/JB0D6NEqMWo
https://youtu.be/daTZwOV3FjQ
https://youtu.be/cB8FHlhfiKA

>>75891129
All just for me bud, cheat day.

>>75891139
joanna strikes with technique, andrade spams hooks like wanderlei

>>75891146
>he doesn't invite nine to twelve buddies over for pizza and fights

Does Jon Anik have a nickname?

>>75891129

Thanks for reminding me my friends are shit and won't watch the card with me.

Should I put a fiver on Jessica? She's gonna swarm Joanna

>>75891109
Dont you find this praise kek thing a little cringy? How old are you?

Pathetic

>>75891158
209

>>75891158
"Dave Sholler"

>>75891157
Bud it will be 3 am here for the fights. Even if I had friends I wouldn't invite them over.

>>75891156
Thats true but Angie Hill is also technical and she got blown the fuck out

>>75891108
Vick is low key a blackhorse in the division. Keep an eye out for him. People are sleeping on him.

>tfw constantly yawning
This is just horrible

>>75891145
Schaub plz

>>75891188

Drink a Monster.

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>joanna

>>75891193
Don't have one
Or any energy drinks ;_;

>>75891139
Yeah, she'll walk into a jab all knight and just get picked apart.

why does michael johnson's voice sound like a hippie surfer?

>>75891188
now you're making me tired
>This is just horrible
you're a horrible person

Imagine an andrade/lineker offspring

>>75891112
Okay lets meet Dortmund Hbf in 1 hour. I will heem your face off you shitskin rapefugee

>>75891200

No store close by you can run to?

>>75891096
beer and baked goods is a weird combo, my brother

>>75891185
I'm going to a buddy's house for his birthday and literally none of the people there are fight fans and guess what I'm going to order the PPV at his house anyway lol

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>>75891203
I'm sorry.
Please refrain from the insults though

>>75891210
Nope

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>>75891206

>>75891194
Why is this meme just starting now when this aired a year ago? Is it one autist just spamming every thread?

>>75891200
How can you be tired already? It's only 5 to 12. I stay up until 6am for every card

>>75891188
Go to sleep and set an alarm for two hours from now

You skip the WGAF fights and will be refreshed for the main card

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>>75891096
gabagool

>>75891169
My mommy told me never talk to Brazilians.
They aren't even people.

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>>75891096

thats a lot of calories fampai

better make sure you pay the piper tomorrow

>girl in the discord

Dropped.

>>75891231
smol

>>75891214

I might try to bully my friends into watching, but I'm fine watching with you goofs anyways.

Will probably be much more comfy than listening to people whining about wanting to mute it and listen to shitty music instead.

>>75891228
Because I tried to have a power nap but instead of the nap I just laid there with my eyes closed and made myself tired because I couldn't sleep

>>75891230
Feel bad missing prelims, sweet heems can come anywhere.

I need you lads to post hype videos. Please

>>75891096
oreos come in a package 3x that size in murica because we /fat/

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>>75890188
>thinking that compares to kim jong il

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I bet Megan gets drunk on wine and yells a lot at home

>>75891208
>rapefugees
>fighting fair
Top kek. If any of this goofery is real, you're gonna get jumped.

>>75891216
>Nope

Where abouts you from la?

Gonna buy some fight snacks from Woolies
Tentative list
- Two MARS Bars
- One 250g pack of M&Ms
- 200g of bread rolls
- Hummus
- Coke Zero and Pepsi Max to make a mixie
- Five packs of Tim Tams
- A tub of Nutella
- A tub of peanut butter
- A litre of custard
- Doritos Cheese Supreme
Anything else I should get?

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>>75891212
crack a fricking book for once in your life will ya

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>>75891255

I wouldn't care

she could do anything she wanted as long as she gave me the succ

>>75891112
>>75891208

Hakan, Alpaslan. Calm down. Lets watch the fucking card.

THIS GUY IS MONSTER HE'S COMING FROM A WIN OVER CHRIS AVILA

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>>75891272

>not carbing the fuck up and getting on the gas

never gonna make it

>>75891255
getting yelled at by your italian american wife for no reason is half the fun of marrying into a guinea family

>>75891258
aren't you a bit embarrassed using those cringe worthy insults?

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>>75891236
Horrible bants. Stay in you containment board

>>75891268
Mobility scooter, fatso

Got my 5 bet accumulator

JDS via Dec
Andrade (no stipulation)
Masvidal via Dec
Rodriguez via K-O
Poireir via K-O

Can't wait to lose it on the first fight

high energy

>>75891258
We are not Turks or Arabs.

>>75891208
The reason why i am in this thread is that I am watching UFC right now. I have time tomorrow. Give me you FB name or something.

>>75891278
We dont have ugly names like that

Is Eddie a sure thing? Hes an underdog

>>75891268
Yeah get a fucking life fatlamer wtf

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>not available in your area
what did they mean by this
i thought doing a jewscription gave me everything

>>75891321
Personally I reckon he'll win

>>75891306
Abdulah pls.

>>75891321
Eddie isn't a sure thing
Poirier isn't a sure thing
Don't touch that fight

Can Barzola heem every here and twice on Sundays ?

>>75891321
Eddie is gonna get his arse kicked

>>75891316
>Rodriguez via K-O
>Poireir via K-O
you gone goofed

>>75891328
It doesn't.

Clear your cookies for UFC.tv and Login with a proxy though and it will give you it. You can even turn your proxy off after you log in

>>75891321
two ghost chins, anything can happen

>>75891316
lol i'm literally on the opposite

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>>75891311
no

>>75891268
trail mix

>started training at 22

this sport is a joke

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>>75891212

The fuck? Why is it weird?

>>75891330
I don't see how he doesn't

>>75891336
You don't understand how gambling works do you?

>>75891343
How? How does Dustin win?

HOLY SHIT ANIK PLEASE DON'T DO THE IRRELEVANT FACTS THING

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chances of this happening?

>>75891339
i think so, little fella puts up a good fight

>>75891314
>>75891323
All the GOATs of MMA history had a doughy midsection
- Charles Liddell
- Anderson da Silva
- Kane Vasquelas
- Tim "Big" Sylvia

>>75891362
fake shit

>>75891366

becuase its liquid bread and more bread

empty calories and more empty calories

>>75891370
do yair points and swap Dustin for Eddie

>be cain
>can't kick as hard as a 45er

lmao

>>75891364
>paying membership fees for your heem.com account to make useless posts like this

Lmao

>>75891370
one in thirty six

>>75891370

Bad. Poirer is a toss up and Yair is a meme.

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I like how DC puts joe in his place when it comes to commentary

>>75891368
How DOES so-called gambling work?

This card is so good I'm not even going to bother split screening Samurai Jack with it I think

>>75891396
Didn't that faggt pull out of the fight with babby pettis that was supposed to be on this card?

WHO EXCITED FOR TURBO MANLETS HERE

>>75891393
heh

None of the streams on reddit mma streams is showing the prelims

>>75891319
lol yeah as if Im gonna post my FB on here faggot. If you shitskin are so triggered post your contact info on here and we got a fight. I bet you are a churka from chechnya who chimps out as soon someone post something about fellow shitskins or Islam

>>75891396

DC and Cruz both

>>75891413
https://www.ufc.tv/video/ufc-211-fight-pass-prelims

Is he the first coca leaf cooker in the UFC?