Max Holloway edition
Previous thread: >>75886370
Sperg OP on suicide watch
>>75887450
Blacked.com
>>75887424
>>75887472
Cowboy Oliveira
>>75887472
don fatguy sir onni
very very hard more
>>75887496
>>75887498
Brendan Schaub
>>75887473
THIS is what a real african american ufc fighter looks like
why is tyron acting white and denying his heritage?
Prostitutes?
>>75887504
This wasnt supposed to happen to the WW GOAT
>>75887424
Ferguson could had been handsome if not for his ears and if anything in his face was symmetrical,
His individual features are not bad but the overall combination is just fugly
>Mcgregor cuts from 169 pounds
>>75887524
code eee gar? brand
>>75887521
>so you're going to call me an n bomb now daniel?
Bless hoodiechad for not making stipe tap before his fight
>>75887524
Cody NoDad
>>75887525
hahaha fuck woodley
All revved up already lol. It really doesn't take much, just one pic.
>>75887524
GOATy GODbrandt
>>75887542
>>75887424
WAIT A MINUTE THATS NOT MAX HOLLOWAY
>>75887424
Taste my blade, coward
*teleports behind you*
*slashes your leg*
Heh....pathetic
>>75887563
Maestro Dong Hyun Kim
>>75887563
doo ho choi
>>75887563
do ho choi
>>75887539
gooby has better facial aesthetics when he's at 145lbs
check this video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQDkDW11iQU
>>75887552
HoodieGod just deleted stipe's chin, bet the house on JDS
>last day of m-m-maiavidal
Sad!
>>75887559
will gsp still fight 185 woodbro? I mean, it's not like he's ducking tyron, for sure that isn't true... right?
>>75887586
>>75887450
Has anybody read this excerpt from Holms book?
>When I was about 29 I met this guy in a palates class at the health club I belong to. I noticed every time we were in class together that he was checking me out. We had probably been in this class about a half dozen times when he finally talked to me. He had the perfect body, just over 6' tall and nicely toned, he was also black. I had never been with a black man but it was something I wanted to experience and I started to fantasize having sex with him. I found myself extremely attracted to him.
>As time passed he got a little bolder in his flirting. One Saturday morning he ask me if I would like to go to Starbucks with him after we were done working out and I think to his surprise I said "yes". We talked over coffee about working out and all sorts of things. He had ask about my husband and in the course of our conversation I casually mentioned that my husband was away ( hint; lonely, horny "white" housewife want's to get laid ) and would not be home until the end of the next week. When we were about to leave he ask me if I would like to have a glass of wine later that evening with him. I told him that sounded like fun, but I reminded him I was married and I didn't think it would look right if someone I knew or my husband knew were to see us together. However, I told him I would consider it if he could think of someplace discrete. He then suggested that we could sit on his deck which overlooks the ocean and have a glass of wine. A pretty bold suggestion I thought but I agreed and was excited at the possibilities.
>>75887525
>that filename
>>75887504
I can't get this one
>>75887450
holly looks too qt in that pic
>>75887600
For sure GSP can't make 170 anymore my guy, it's not cause he's ducking Woodley 100% stay in your lane.
>5 foot 3 inches """"""""""tall""""""""""
I'm excited!
>>75887616
no one has gotten it yet, it's the GOD MODE guesswho.
>>75887644
N O N C E
>>75887607
>>75887450
>I knew I would probably have sex with him that night and I wanted to. I went home and showered and shaved my legs. It was a very warm day and I wore a very short white skirt and a black, white and pink print halter top. Pink lace panties, no bra and black sandals. The skirt definitely showed off my legs and the halter top had a low V cut in the front and a very low back. and tied behind my neck.. It was perfect, it begged to be taken off. He had a beautiful condo and we sat on the patio and shared a bottle of wine as we watched the sun set. After the sun went down it got a little chilly and he got a blanket and sat next to me and put his arm around me as I snuggled up next to him. Soon we were making out and his right hand was caressing my legs, slowly moving up my leg until he touched me between my legs through my panties. I did not resist.
>He kissed my neck as he gently touched me , He untied my halter strap and exposed my breast and gently kissed my nipples as he his finger slipped inside me. I was so turned on I could not believe it. I ask him if he wanted to make love to me. He ask me if that's what I wanted and I said "yes". He took me by the hand and led me to the bedroom. I stood and watched as he undressed in front of me. OMG! It was the first time I had ever seen a naked black man and his penis was beautiful, but also much larger than anything I had ever experienced. I was a little concerned and scared, afraid it would be painful . I am small, 5'8", 134 lbs., he was over 6' tall and about 200 lbs of muscle. I was not sure I could accommodate him, but I wanted to try.
>>75887654
C U T E
U
T
E
>>75887601
>>75887566
OR IS HE ?
>long winstreak
>ugly
>brownish
>lanket
>nice and flowy
>wings tattooed on his back
>cringe as fuck
WAKE UP SHEEPLE, TONY AND MAX ARE THE SAME PERSON AND THE EARTH IS FLAT
CHEMTRAILS KILLED JFK, DMT WAS GIFT FROM THE ANCIENT ALIENS, TOWER 7 WAS AN INSIDE JOB
check out Buzz Aldrin's instagram
>>75887659
Weidman getting cut
this really made me think
>>75887687
>cringe as fuck
Plebbit dork detected
>>75887659
may Bento bento this upcoming events
>>75887511
>>75887670
Wtf am i reading
>>75887657
3 hand signs lettuce dota 2
Maybe it's not GOAT but just shit?
>>75887722
Oh for sure #where is waldo, turn up CineMax to see that I'm the new John Wick, 100%
>>75887715
SWEDEN YES
>>75887450
Lets face facts, Holly is junkie nigger slut
>>75887740
>lettuce
achmed
>>75887757
She isn't. You on the other hand wish you were cause you're addicted to cuckold pornography and going on /pol/
>>75887774
jef?
>>75887744
>>75887607
>>75887670
>>75887450
>Yet we were totally synchronized, each anticipating each others moves and desires. He told me how much he wanted to feel me, that he wanted to *** inside me and I said that would be nice and without saying another word he pulled out of me and removed his condom before plunging his now bare black muscle back deep inside me. Moments later we both experienced that incredible moment of passion and lust as he came deep in side me and it happened at the peak of my ******! It was an incredible feeling and a sexual experience I will always remember. He ask me to stay the night and we made love (******) until we were exhausted. When I awoke the next morning I was naked in bed with him and we had sex again There was no denying that both knew that we were great in bed with each other.
>We had sex every day that week, I was totally addicted to him I could not say no. We had a very long affair.
>>75887450
i fucking hate jj the crybaby bitch
famalas, bongs n bings pleasE?
have any of you ever actually been in a fight and won?
>>75887504
My kale
The count
Some symbol meaning Bisping
Get @me
>>75887793
See. Literal cuckold.
>>75887800
2 bongs and roughly 40 bings
>>75887744
>He put on a condom
stopped reading there
>>75887817
thanks !
>>75887794
slutty nigger crust
is that even a name?
>>75887771
Valentina Shevchenko
>>75887794
Kimbo Slice
Miocic vs Dos Santos
Jędrzejczyk vs Andrade
Maia vs Masvidal
Edgar vs Rodriguez
Jotko vs Branch
>>75887803
almost, not michael :))))
>>75887803
If this is the answer it is shit
People always say /heem/ is worse during a hiatus but nothing beats it right before an event is about to start.
>>75887799
I was hoping this was real but its not.
>>75887495
"WAAAAAH! Ref! Stop him from slowly walking the other direction! IT's not MY job to stop my opponent from doing what they want in the cage!"
>>75887847
Stipe
Joanna
Gamebred
PEDgar
Jotko
>>75887867
FUCK OFF THEN YOU PUSSY
>>75887843
>>75887887
t.cuckold story posting loser
>>75887424
What does this gesture even mean guys? We use it for indicating marijuana here.
>>75887847
you piece of shit
i miss the original pick poster
he would never miss my picks
you faggy cocksucker fuck you
>>75887847
Dos Santos
Jędrzejczyk
Maia vs Maia
Rodriguez
Branch
>>75887847
JDS
JJ
Maia
Edgar
Jotko
>>75887749
Oh for sure thats a non-cringey insult my guy
>>75887749
>#Where'sWaldo get that shit trending, Brooklyn 208!
>Listen I don't want to agree to fight and miss Christmas just for him to get injured
>Actually I'm injured
>Sorry I'm at Disneyland right now
>>75887909
You probably got goofed by the fakes picks guy that just reposts the picks and never really takes them.
>>75887847
Meshocic
Lesbian
Maia
Mexican
Branch
>>75887799
>he pulled out of me and removed his condom before plunging his now bare black muscle back deep inside me
GOAT
>>75887891
Fish girl
>come back to heem to see some peoples opinions on mma
>bunch of casuals
>bunch of edgy black supremacist trolls
>cuck posting holly and jones
I remember why I've not been here. bye autistic nerds who've never trained a day in their lives.
>>75887847
Dos Santos
Joanna
Maia
Edgar
Branch
>>75887799
more?
>>75887989
nobody asked u to log into heem goof
>>75887948
i saw a trailer for some black chick comedy and i swore to god jon jones was in it
In an ideal world, what will you be shitposting in the post fight thread?
>Muh fwonkie
>memeshitter btfo!
>m-m-Maia
>m-m-m-asvidal
>wmma
>manlets
>>75887989
>he trains MMA
wow ur so tough lad
>>75887847
Stipe
JJ
Maia
Edgar
Branch
>>75887981
hey she's cute for being so ugly.
>>75887450
I legit believe that Holly is a coal burner.
>>75888047
>>75887989
Yes lots of obese losers on here unfortunately who are racist cuckolds(what a sad irony!)
>>75888031
>>bashing on wmma
will be during the fight
>>75887989
Youre fat smelly and poor
>>75888062
Just like your mom?
>>75888031
Fwonkie or Manlets. Hopefully both
>>75888082
DONT YOU EVER TALK ABOUT MY MOM
>>75888071
>Triggered by women
Haha it gets better my man.
>>75888062
>Ugly blonde chick
>Coal burner
No shit sherlock
>>75888062
For sure that's just you projecting your own cuckold fetishes onto her.
>>75888017
Well it's a fact the group that populates sub-saharan africa interbred with homo-erectus early on and is now why they look that way.
same goes for europeans and neanderthals, Neanderthals already lived in europe for 100,000's of years. They had light skin, light eyes and light hair. Thus why those who inhabit the region now also have those traits.
Pic related is homo-erectus.
>coalburner.jpg hasnt posted his picks yet
FIGHTS SOON
150 MINUTES
>>75888106
Mad cuz ur mom's a fan?
>>75888012
That's it unfortunately. Ronda has a similar one as well tho
>>75888098
you made me have an audible kek, thanks !
>>75888031
masvidal hopefully, the strikeforce crew been cringy as fuck the last few weeks familia
Bisroid = shook
>>75887989
>coming to heem for legit mma discussion
>>75888115
Sorry if i missed it. I was away for a few says:
What is the act of sandblasting a prostitute?
>>75888176
>janitors killed /mma/
>>75887847
I've never watched this sport in my life, but:
Miocic
Jędrzejczyk
Masvidal
Rodriguez
Jotko
>>75888155
>bitchmade
he's been awfully quiet the last few days.
Who /Famous/ here
>>75888148
Im on of those people that keeps on saying
>been a fan since strikeforce
even though im a 196er
>>75888106
that why your mom blowing up my phone right now senpai?
3AM
Joe Rogan throws a bucket of water on you, waking you up. You have 10 seconds to name your entrance music or you'll be throw into a cage with Ngannou for 5 minutes.
Go!
>>75888258
nignog pollywog?
>>75888225
Here
>>75888267
I would do the opening to "mike tyson's punchout" and hopefully the mma fans would find it hype and fun.
>>75888215
you need an image with your picks
>>75887799
>Yet we were totally synchronized, each anticipating each others moves and desires.
Two high level fighters.This is why they were champions
>>75887847
I refuse to ever make another one cause you missed mine yesterday, you fag.
>>75888267
gtfo of my country serb
>>75888320
that sounds like a (you) problem my man
>>75887847
I've never watched this sport in my life
Miocic
Jędrzejczyk
Masvidal
Rodriguez
Jotko
Who is the second toughest poster here?
>>75888373
would, don't judge me
FOR sure since WSOF my guy
>>75888066
thomas almeida
>>75888290
damn, how did Aldo get so huge?
>you now realize the best fight DJ fought was cruz who he lost to.
>P4P #1
MMA without conor is pathetic desu. He's your only draw.
>>75888394
>>75888267
https://youtu.be/vimZj8HW0Kg
>>75888373
she has the best cumshots ever
>>75888403
You posted this earlier faggot
>>75888373
Let's fight. Name a time and place in the USA with at least two weeks notice.
>>75888373
no! now we wont get black bunda in the gamethread...
>>75888412
>she
>>75888426
no i didn't
Did anybody else notice the new black card girl
Fuck timezones, now I have to wake up at 4 am
>>75887847
Miocic
Jedrezjczyk
Maia
Rodriguez
Jotko
EZZZZZ
>>75888267
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nXGPZaTKik
Now fuck off joe you cueball cunt
>>75888482
>10/10 in eastern europe
>>75887847
Miocic
JJ
Maia
rod
Branch
>>75888503
10/10 in cUckSA
>>75888407
Bas Rutten
is it gay that i'd let joanna peg me?
>>75887847
JDS
Joanna
Masvidal
Edgar
Branch
>>75887847
Dos Santos
Andrade
Maia
Rodriguez
Jotko
MMA and boxing fans are the weirdest cunts ever
care more about who's a PPV draw, wanting matchups so the fighters can make money etc.
fans in any normal sport just care about the best playing the best
>>75888267
>implyig I wouldnt box the shit out of Nigganou
>>75888531
south sudan lookin ass bitch
>>75888503
>in eastern europe
She's way below average.
Ruskies and Ukranians have some top tier qts.
>>75888373
>>75888391
>>75888412
>Homosexuality
Bruhs...
>>75888552
claudia
>>75888540
Most of that stems from people criticizing conor for making the best decisions he can make financially.
It's not conors fault for chasing a 70 million dollar check in the mayweather fight, it's the ufc's fault for not holding him to defend his title.
>>75888529
>>75888560
>traps
>gay
dropped
>>75888540
MMA is too wild to have "best of the best", pretty much any fighter can beat any other fighter, except Prime Silva who just beat anyone
>>75888530
it is gay to save small pictures
are holly's eyes all googly and cookie monster style normally?
wtf's the deal there? brain injury?
>>75888573
Hate ones using actors/people
Please refrain from them thanks
>>75888552
>>75888582
I mean, it's gay, but it's fine. You fuck whatever you wanna fuck, bruh. Men, women, it's all good.
We Gucci, senpai.
>>75888012
just use your imagination
>>75888600
>>75888637
TJ lol
>>75887847
Cigano
Andrade
Maia
Rodriguez
Branch
will a fighter come out to dna/humble?
money on dustin doing it
>you will never impregnate a female UFC fighter and end her career
fuck i cant deal with this
I wish i was gay so i could have an mma fan boyfriend to fuck and play games and train with.
Any girl who likes those things is inevitably going to be mentally ill.
>>75888591
see
>>75887607
>>75887670
>>75887744
>>75887847
Miocic
Joanna
Frankie
Branch
@75888655
>Those aesthetic digits waste on this post
Congrats /heem/
guys, serioiusly
>>75888647
>>75888671
100 nganous and you have a deal
>you will never impregnate her and watch her belly grow as the months go by
>>75888671
Damn if Ngannou ever does somehow become Champ I hope we see these threads again like we did with Brock
>>75887847
Dos Santos
Jędrzejczyk
Maia
Edgar
Branch
If you think otherwise you're a dirty casual
>>75888671
I got rumble on this one
>>75888671
Brute strength vs Intelligence
I definitely think intelligence will win the day for the gorillas.(the ones on the right)
>>75888690
I'm surprised how many people are picking Branch
>>75888690
She'd look like GSP lel
>GSP can't fight until after October cause that's when his ayy lmao baby is due
>friends want to get together tonight
>have no interest in the fights
>just want to play board games
Guess I'm watching alone with /heem/ again. Such is the burden of a True Fite Fan.
>>75888399
>>75888290
Aldo's a bigg guy
>>75888697
these are exact opposite of my picks kek
>>75888650
damn I meant to pick Stipe. change it if you can picksbro
>>75888727
you'll be even more surprised when the blackening happens
>>75888215
other than yair those are some solid picks sven
>>75888740
>when you mess up the cycle
>>75887847
Miocic
Jędrzejczyk
Maia
Rodriguez
Jotko
>>75888645
I don't post Africans.
Cum inside, I no care about fight no more, i want be mother now!
Would you do it?
>>75888749
redo the picks with the same image and i'll replace it
>>75888645
I hope they bury me upside down so you can kiss my black ass
>>75888779
no i don't associate with nonwhites
>>75888779
disgusting
>>75888762
yair will memekick frankie's career to death
>>75888779
No, but literally only because I could never take the chance of my kids being manlets. I have a duty to pass on my height to the next generation.
>>75888801
>>75888779
shes an uggo but i want to sniff her butt still
>>75888779
in a heartbeat, and i'd eat my cum out of her n cumswap with her
>mighty mouse is the p4p best in the """"sport"""" of mma
Nice calibre of """""athlete""""" you have there
>tfw loma could put on 4oz ufc gloves tomorrow and beat the shit out of DJ for 25 minutes barely breaking a sweat.
karolina
(and claudia)
WATCH ME TRIGGER
Where can I make my picks? Or is it too late?
>>75887516
can't hold a job while black
Ever notice how polturds are the biggest cuckolds and trap enthusiasts on this website?
>>75888669
Fuck forgot maia
>>75888746
Casual
>>75888869
Can you believe some people think diaz actually has better boxing than mcgregor lol
>>75888874
Are they? Or do you just see faggots posting cuck and trap shit and assume they're from /pol/?
>Claudia will never fart on a Famous Burger© and force me to eat it
>>75888671
Memes aside, it's even more unfair then Ngannou vs a Kindergarten. Gorillas can legit rip off limbs and one-hit kill, they're faster and more agile in addition to their strength.
>>75888874
People post them to troll /pol/tards how new are you?
>>75888809
5'6 ain't that short for a woman
>>75888782
Stipe
andrade
maia
rodriguez
Branch
>>75888823
you get the most points for early finishes yet you picked mostly underdogs from the maincard instead of using fighters from the undercard with something to prove?
>>75887539
notice how frank was always at the weigh ins that actually mattered? never would you see him at one in fucking oklahoma or for a free fox card
Heeminder that mctapper tapped to a journeyman
>>75888908
>Minding casuals
i'm going to pass my black jeans to my kids
should i bleach first?
>>75888955
My mother is 5'10. I might risk as short as 5'8, but that would be about the limit.
>>75888727
Everyone picking the favorite is how you get goofed
"I notice my belly got softer and getting bigger, I think im pregnant now. No worry, no problem, I going to be good mother and we going to be happy"
>>75888985
Black jeans are worthless, burn them.
if i gotta slap a pussy ass nigga imma make it look sexy
>>75888923
wtf is wrong with u
>>75889002
i'd be cool with it
>nigger kevin lee says conor is stealing from hood culture
>is literally stealing from conors fucking phrase book
Why are black people so unaware of their own actions?
>>75889002
I like how you skip articles, very accurate
>>75889002
you forgot "very happee"
watch this parlay
Miocic
Andrade
Masvidal
Rodriguez
Jotko
>>75887847
Miocic
Joanna
Jorge
Yair
Jotko
>>75888839
>>75889011
Chiesa said if that's the hardest Lee has got then he's in trouble
Nice line but pretty much the most generic one you can get
>>75889033
did lee hurt you deep?
>>75889054
chiesa's a puss, lee will btfo him infront of his momma
what fightfu would you wanna impregnate, heem?
dibs.
Weidman fighting Gastelum next..
Do they really want to ruin Chris's career and life so desperately?
Why was Overeem at the weigh ins?
Why is Stipe being allowed to fight at 246 when there's a belt on the line?
>>75889011
>everyone going OH SHIT
>Jojo looking bored as fuck
>fight's literally going on behind her and she barely turns around
>>75889048
Chiesa would get really mad at this dude
>>75889069
lee's gonna get choked out
>>75888972
You are the biggest casual here, you're always nutriding the most popular fighters like a loser.
>>75889070
>>75889083
heavyweight is 206-265. fighters go to events even if they aren't fighting sometimes.
>>75889083
>Why is Stipe being allowed to fight at 246 when there's a belt on the line?
what did you mean by this?
>>75889070
only after her championship run tho
>>75887847
STIPE
JJ
MASVIDAL
YAIR
JOTKO
Aldo is making billions creating a wholesome family resturant while McGregor is making thousands risking CTE.
Who is the real winner here?
>>75889083
>Why is Stipe being allowed to fight at 246 when there's a belt on the line?
Hello casual
What time do prelims start?
>Crowd boos
>Mfw
>>75889099
[TRIGGERED]
>>75889083
Reem is the real heavyweight champion, he needs to be at this event to watch these imposters
>>75889130
Cancelled
>dana still didnt announce reem cain
It's never happening is it?
>>75889134
if only reem had a chin
>>75889140
Sometimes they announce fights at PPV's
>>75889130
Fight Pass prelims at 630. Regular ones at 8 EST
>>75889115
memeposting aside, Famous burger is actually getting famous here in Brazil, saw a commercial on TV yesterday
>>75889143
>>75888964
bruh
>>75887847
Miocic
Jędrzejczyk
Maia
Edgar
Jotko
>>75889140
you wouldn't rather see ngannou vs cain?
>>75889115
BASED CANOE FRIES
>>75889115
I'd kill for a burger right now.
Andrade is actually pretty cute. She has a pretty face.
>>75889153
Thank you anon.
>>75889143
reems skeleton is the size of a middleweights
he fucked himself with all the steroids and weightlifting
CAN YOU SEE ME NOW?
CAN YOU SEE ME NOW
>>75889084
An ethnically proud Scottish lass like herself is not going to get all excited over a little chimp-out.
>>75889080
Gastelum is probably the best matchup they could give Weidman without it being a total gimme fight. Weidman's still too good to start feeding complete cans, and he's way bigger than Gastelum and has a much better ground game. I think it's a good fight.
>>75889156
did you ever try it? review it for heem huebro
>>75889166
ngannou vs lewis, reem vs cain
>>75889156
Is it good? How would you rank it among Murican burger joints?
>>75889080
And he believes is a tune up fight
>>75889166
I think that's what he meant considering Overeem/Werdum is booked
>>75889156
You better get a punch burger with a side of canoe fries and post it on heem.
>>75887847
Miocic
Joanna
Masvidal
Rodriguez
Jotko
Is anyone watching EFC right now?
>>75889195
>gastelums burrito gas tank
>good boxing
>weidman gassed 5 minutes in
>5 round fight
literally put your house, your car, everything you own on FRIDGE mode gas
>>75889180
Agreed, people are looking down on Weidman since he's on the down whereas Gastelum is on the up, but just look at the Kennedy fight
Gastelum is a really small MW, The Chris can bully him with size alone, nevermind wrestling skills and it'll be easy to keep him down. On top of that his striking is better than Kennedy's and his chin isn't as deleted as Vitor's. He's been hit by a Mousasi and Yoel knee, a WW punch won't be as devastating
>>75889222
Dorks
>>75889179
Yeah she probably sees worse on her way to the gym in Glasgow.
>>75889115
Crispy lookin canoes my man
Anybody else /ductoe/ here?
>>75889222
Post a link. ACB was actually pretty good
Who do you hope loses tonight?
Is the JDS pre-fight pointing to the ground simply the best taunt in MMA today?
>>75887847
>Mfw I just realized if I make 2 predictions, 1 being opposite I have a 100% of getting 1 of them right.
Why hasn't anyone else thought of this?
>>75889083
>absolute state of this post
>>75889250
Wrong pic
>>75889225
I really wanted Kelvin to heem Anderson but the Chris will be fine too, maybe even better
IF ANY ONE OF U TALKS ABOUT MY MOM ON THIS FUCKING BOARD I SWEAR TO GOD I'LL HEEM EVERY SINGLE ONE OF U INTO DUST
>>75889278
i made 11 so far
>>75889182
i tried it, is way better than Mcdonalds and BK, its got that "homemade" taste and everything is fresh
>>75889185
Well I only ate at Wendy's when i went to USA since i already ate too much BK and Mcdonalds in Brazil, its better than Wendy's (at least the Cleveland one)
>>75889210
Nah already ordered some pizza
>>75889267
>mfw dad dresses like a bitch
>>75889282
CUTE!!!
Really wish I'd bet on Yair
At this point in time, Edgar knows he's never going to be champion. Yair is hungry, he hasn't a clue. This is nothing more than a pay day with one of the most popular featherweights. He doesn't care if he loses the point decision
>>75888964
why tho?
>>75889278
Thats not how math works you dork
Also, all of those picks are mine
>>75889308
loll
>>75889321
you misunderstood his post
>>75889263
i haven't played since the new rules but i always had the best luck when using undercard because there are usually a lot of finishes and extremely low-owned cause everyone on draftkings doesn't know anything about mma.
stay out of gpp though, play 1v1 and you'll get dumbasses that pick both stipe and JDS in the same line up.
>>75889308
What's up with those 3/4th length tight sleeves lol
>>75887847
JDS
Joanna
Maia
Rodriguez
Branch
jorge masvidal talkin like he gone kill somebody, got 30 fights lost half of em aint killed a mothafucka yet
>>75889331
Oh ok yeah. Its actually sad if anyone goes 0/5.
That should be its own award
>>75889297
>>75889304
does aldo manage the branch close yo you? what are the prices like?
take pics for heem next time.
>>75889304
Wendys BTFO
>>75889357
>heem the lot of you
>not heem the lot of ye
we're not in britain anymore
>american vs russian
>crowd starts chanting USA
anyone else notice kevin lee swagger jackin conor hard as fuck?
It's like he studied conors press conference for ufc 196 dos anjos
>>75889402
Conor copied him
>>75889294
You're overrating Gastelum. Chris' close losses to the absolute cream of the crop are more impressive than Gastelum's wins over le PTSD man and the 500 year old exhumed corpse of Vitor Belfort.
>>75889402
shut the fuck up u conor faggots are annoying af wit dat bullshit
>>75887847
miocic
jj
maia
edgar
jotko
>>75889402
he copied russell westbrook all he's missing is athleticism
>>75889353
He heemed Cerrone twice in one fight, that's almost as close to killing a mothufucka in octagon as you can get
did mma really even exist pre-conor?
Fuck lads i feel so sick and dizzy
I've been looking foward to 211 for ages and first the fight I was most looking foward to gets cancelled and now I'm too sick to watch
>>75889368
>does aldo manage the branch close yo you?
Not sure, he wasnt there when i gone, only his wife
Punch burger is about 9 USD and the canoe is about 3 USD
pretty comfy place and his belt is there
>>75889416
>>75889414
it's easy to lure out the chimps and cucks
>>75889402
shut the fuck up about conor you spastic faggot
>>75889430
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhB3yKUkpvw
>>75889441
take a nap babe
>>75889449
>his belt
It's Conor's belt, macaco.
>>75889441
Common symptom of a porno addict
>>75889449
>$9 USD
Isn't that the equivalent of a burger costing like 40 bucks in the US?
>americans always make fun of french for being cowards
>without the french you wouldn't have a country
Make up your minds yanks.
>>75889430
Lol what a fucking dork, he should copy Cam Newton next time if he's a real hard motherfucker
>>75889439
Was Ireland relevant in sports before Conor?
There's your answer
>>75889449
nice, take a pic with aldo for heem if hes there.
>have to go to mother's day lunch
>probably going to miss the entire card
>>75889499
but...that's a question
>>75889437
Schaub-esque in his ground game, Joe
>>75889461
I tried but I just cant fall asleep, and if I do nothing will wake me up.
You sound cute btw
>>75889508
Don't bring mothers into this, I'm telling you man
>>75889508
SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH RIGHT NOW
>>75888684
shob?
>sage northcuck can't even dunk
>>75889508
fightpass dork
>>75889532
Lando Vannata
BITCH ASS NIGGA
thread needs more GOATs
>>75889532
lando van meme
>this triggers the cucks
>>75889546
Are you ready for Daniel to retire after his next loss to Jon ?
what does Aldo think of this?
>>75889578
Poland, pls no.
>>75889585
Where's my fucking Emil Meek head, you faggot?
quick, before 211 starts, post husbandos
>best chin in mma gets dropped 3 times by a featherweight
>>75889483
This reminds me of a webm of that BIG GIRL picking up a manlet and sucking his dick.
>>75889604
CUTE!!!
Rate me lunch
>>75889605
>>75887847
Stipe
Joanna
Maia
Fronkie
Jotko
>>75889615
>>75889604
is that the dude from 21 pilots
>>75889639
>tfw no mexiwomanlet mmagf
worst feel
Our guys
https://youtu.be/3BqYvEEP0LQ
>>75889649
its actually herica tuburcio friendo
>>75889618
well first all it's dominos which immediately means it's at least a 7/10 because dominos is the best fast food pizza you can get
also, their online coupons are unreal
>>75889602
>>75889653
>idolizing a nigger who talks about people stealing his hood ""culture""
Just fucking off yourself.
>>75889650
i know that feel
>>75889297
Thats what she said
>>75889669
>he doesn't know pizza hut deliver
A-are you new?
>>75889679
Your moms a fan?
https://youtu.be/vW29mCRjLHc
>>75889603
Daniel will absolutely retire if he loses, he's almost 40, the man he hates the most would defeat him twice and he'd lost his belt in a barren wasteland of a division.
And unless Jon is USADA'd like Vitor, which I don't really see, he's gonna win again
>>75889679
SWEDEN NO
Lads, is this the natty limit?
>>75889297
What does getting heemed feel like?
>>75889605
Not mma related
>>75889709
>>75889709
epo goblin btfo
>>75889699
Fuck that junkie cokehead steroid abusing faggot.
I'd sandblast his mother, Poland.
I'll sandblast the mother of every HERE.
Can someone tell me what american white mens obession with black mens dicks are about?
>>75887847
JDS
Joanna
Maia
Edgar
Jotko
>>75889748
DON'T YOU FUCKING TALK ABOUT MY MOTHER
I'LL SLAP YOU RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW
>>75889756
>pretending you dont know why
>>75889709
>that forearm hair
HIGH TEST
>>75889777
so i guess it's just autism?
>>75889756
Go watched 30 hours minimum of blacked porn before you talk shit
>>75887847
Miocic
Joanna
Maia
Edgar
Jotko
>>75889801
>>75889802
>tfw our grandfathers died for this
im offically moving over to reddit. Too much autism here.
Peace pizzafaces
>>75889033
>>75889402
>>75889788
did a nigerian fuck your wife or something?
>>75889801
I'm not a racist or anything but black dicks look like turds
>>75889297
Your mum might be a fat old hag but her blowjobs are second to none, proper slobberjobber
>>75889779
You can only watch UFC 211 live tonight.
You can get your dick sucked another night.
>>75889824
CUUUUUTE
>94 Posters
can't bother with this
monoracial cuckolding is redpilled
the spartans did it
>>75888552
we've been through this already
>>75889801
> enjoying watching someone that you can't imagine being fucking chicks
>not a cuck
My god mate pick up some helium and a gas mask asap
>>75889886
>>75889907
we get it sperg, you want to make the next thread, no one cares
When did Cormier get his missing tooth filled in ? He didn't have it in build up to 210 right ? Took him long enough to get that fixed
>>75889876
Self insert fags are just as bad
>>75889941
who said anything about making a thread m8? you projecting?
You now remember the early prelims on youtube
Lads, have any fights been scrapped before I buy this ppv?
>>75889959
why are you spamming the thread? no one cares about this literally who skank
>>75889971
Cejudo vs Mini Pettis was scrapped few days ago
>>75889976
He cares
>>75889971
sorry lad, Cehudo v Pettis has been canned, I personally won't be watching this excuse of a """PPV"""
>>75889976
shes the #1 atomweight in every worldwide rankings and she's fighting next weekend. Just because you're a casual doesn't mean we all are
>>75889987
>>75890009
cheers m8
>>75889960
You now remember the early prelims on Facebook
>>75890033
ew that big nose they're both disgusting
>>75887847
Dos Santos
Jędrzejczyk
Maia
Edgar
Jotko
>>75889953
Literally what
I like to fuck women not watch other men fuck them you fruit
>>75890045
I am angry
>>75887424
https://www.wordsthatfollow.com/play/game.php?gid=1130
>>75890012
no one cares dude lol
>>75890054
i love brown and mixed-ish girls
straight outta africa-tier girls not so much
>>75890046
>>75890063
Then why are you jerking off alone pretending to be someone you're not.
>>75890054
Black girls are fine.
Niggreses are not.
>>75890077
absolutely disgusting (not white)
i always want to bet against frankie but i guarantee if i do he will win
>>75890068
>>75887847
JDS
Jedrzejczyk
Maia
Edgar
Jotko
>>75890054
yes i do
jds
jj
jorge
yair
jotko
>>75890087
>>75887847
Miokek
Joanna
Maia
Fronk
Jotko
>>75890068
IT doesn't stop people from posting fighters they like. Stop being fag
>>75890079
Convenience obviously.
You cuckold faggots enjoy not being the one fucking the chick because you 're fucked in the head
>>75890122
Is that a legal move?
Did she connect?
>>75887847
Miocic
Jędrzejczyk
Maia
Rodriguez
Branch
>>75890141
You're not fucking her either, you're just pretending like you are which is even more pathetic.
>>75890006
Why don't you watch white lesbians then?
This is some next level rationalization.
>>75890156
The difference is I actually do have sex with women and my girlfriend doesn't fuck other men
>>75890171
Nah she definitely does, you just don't know
>>75890187
Typical cuckold mentality
>a-at least I watch her fuck Jamal
>>75890147
12 posts early
not a gamethread
>>75887607
nice pasta
http://www.nairaland.com/3381650/first-best-sex-experience-ever
Jon Jones is the most talented fighter to compete in MMA, ever.
>>75890284
gambling is illegal
>Try having a nap to stay awake for main card
>Lie in bed for half an hour
>Can't get to sleep
>Now more tired than I was before
J U S T
>>75890330
only real fite fans know this feel
>>75890312
>popped for roids
>talent
>>75890330
Are you that one motherfucker from the discord that is always yawning complaining about the time zone differences?
>>75890330
ill never understand why europeans even follow this sport. id never stay up until 5 a.m. to watch anything 2bh
>>75890312
>>75890330
get fucked yuropoops, you don't deserve to watch our sports. go watch soccer.
>>75890351
Seriously I will be so pissed off if I'm tired during the main card because I wasn't even too sleepy before. Now I am because I've been trying to sleep. Not that it bloody worked ffs
>>75890371
>Discord
No I'm not in your gay little club
>>75890382
Fights are thrilling man
>>75890382
fag
>>75890352
he has never tested positive for ANY ped
>>75890424
>>75890424
lol yes he has. clomid, even by itself, is literally a PED and is proven to boost test.
>>75890401
>He bitches about time zones
>hes not even a hardcore fan
What a fucking joke. Kill yourself faggot
>>75890515
stop posting my gf
>>75890515
>He bitches about time zones
Except I'm not? Go back to your gay little club
>>75887847
Miocic
Jedrzejczkyk
Masvidal
Edgar
Jotko
>>75887847
Miocic
Jedrzejczyk
Maia
Rodriguez
Jotko
>>75888671
Gorillas on the right and it ain't close.
>>75887847
Miocic
Joanna
Maia
Yair
Jotko
>>75888573
nicmick cuckoar